Saturday, November 19, 2022

I Hope the World Cup Is a Disaster for Qatar

Lusail Iconic Stadium, site of the Final, December 18

The World Cup starts tomorrow. It's in the Middle East nation of Qatar (pronounced like, "Welcome Back, Kotter"), the smallest country (by both area and population, 2.8 million) ever to host it, and they got it the same way Russia got the last World Cup, by bribing the voters.

The use of migrant workers as slaves in building the stadiums, so that 6,500 of them died in the process. Their bigotry toward women, gays, and Jews -- can you imagine if Israel had qualified? Now, they've done the one thing that fans from America, England, almost certainly Germany, and several other countries will not forgive: They've decided not to sell beer in the stadiums.

They say that the world has to respect their culture.

There's a story that I hope is true, but is probably apocryphal. When Nazi Germany prepared to host the 1936 Olympics, signs were put in at the restrooms in the Olympiastadion in Berlin, saying, "Dogs and Jews are not allowed."

The International Olympic Committee when to Adolf Hitler himself, and told him that the signs must come down. He said that they wouldn't put up with anyone telling them how to decorate their houses, so how dare they tell him?

They told him, "Mr. Chancellor, when that five-ringed flag goes up over the stadium, it is no longer Germany. It is Olympia. And we are the masters there."

The signs came down.

I hope the games at this World Cup are exciting. And I hope a country I like wins it. America? Not a chance. But I'd love it if Brazil, France or the Netherlands win. There are a few other countries I would be fine with winning it. Not England: They haven't shut up about 1966, and they'd never shut up about this.

But I hope that this tournament is a disaster for the government of the State of Qatar. I hope they lose so much money on this tournament that they call their Uncle Sammy for help, and Joe Biden answers the phone, and says, "Look, here's the deal: You fellas, God love ya, ya got into this mess with your own malarkey, and you can get yourselves out. Like my Dad always said: When ya get knocked down, get up!"

And then they can call Vladimir Putin, and he'll say, "Novy telefon, who dis?" And then they can call their friend Mohammed bin Salman in Saudi Arabia, and he'll say, "Meet me in the embassy." And they'll say, "Oh, shit, we're dead."

Like those 6,500 slaves.

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Hours until the next Rutgers University football game: 7, this afternoon at 3:30, home to Penn State. It is unlikely that we will beat The Scum. But as the great English soccer player, and not-so-great manager, Kevin Keegan, would say, "I would loove it if we beat them, loove it!"

Days until the next game of the U.S. National Soccer Team: 2, in the World Cup, on Monday, at 2:00 PM New York time, against Wales, at the Ahmad bin Ali Stadium in Al Rayyan, Qatar.

Days until the New Jersey Devils again play a local rival: 9, a week from this Monday, at 7:00 PM, away to the New York Rangers.

Days until the next Arsenal match: 37, on Monday, December 26, the day after Christmas, known in Britain as Boxing Day, at 3:00 PM New York time, at home at the Emirates Stadium, a Premier League match against East London team West Ham United. The long wait is due to the world's soccer leagues pausing for the World Cup.

Days until the next North London Derby: 56, on Saturday, January 14, 2023, at 10:00 AM New York time, at the new Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Most likely, this game will be rescheduled, to another time of day, and possibly to another day, most likely the next day, to fit the whims of the TV networks. Either way, it will be just 8 weeks -- unless Arsenal get drawn against Spurs in one of the domestic cups, which could postpone this match.

Days until the next New York Red Bulls game: Unknown. The opening game of the 2023 season will be on Saturday, February 25, but that's not necessarily when the Red Bulls will have their season debut. It could be that day, or the next day, or even the next weekend. If it is on February 25, that's 98 days. So, under 4 months.

Days until the Red Bulls again play a nearby rival: Unknown. Usually, the opening game is not against either New York City FC, the Philadelphia Union, D.C. United or the New England Revolution. So we're probably looking at, at the least, 1 more week, which would be a minimum of 105 days.

Days until the Yankees' next series against the Boston Red Sox begins: 202, on Friday, June 9, 2023, at Yankee Stadium II. Under 7 months.

Days until the next Women's World Cup opens: 233, on Friday, July 10, 2023, jointly held in the neighboring nations of Australia and New Zealand. Under 8 months.

Days until the next East Brunswick High School football game: Unknown, since we won't know the 2023 schedule for months. It could be as soon as Friday, September 1, which would be 286 days. Under 10 months.

Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge game: Also unknown. It could be the season opener. At least, after this year's game was at the purple shit pit on Route 9, next year's game will be at home.

Hours until the next Rutgers-Penn State football game after this one: 364, on Saturday, November 18, 2023, at a time to be determined, at Beaver Stadium in State College, Pennsylvania. Exactly 1 year.

Days until the next Summer Olympic Games: 615, on Friday, July 26, 2024, in Paris, France. Under 2 years, or a little over 20 months.

Days until the next Presidential election: 717, on Tuesday, November 5, 2024. Under 2 years, or under 24 months.

Days until the next elections for Governor of New Jersey and Mayor of New York City: 1,081, on Tuesday, November 4, 2025. Under 3 years.

Days until the next Winter Olympics open in Milan, Italy: 1,175, on Friday, February 6, 2026. A little over 3 years.

Wednesday, November 9, 2022

Did the Pittsburgh Steelers Save the U.S. Senate?

Senator-elect John Fetterman and President Joe Biden

The Republican Party was predicting a "red wave" in yesterday's Congressional and gubernatorial elections. Which was, at least by historical pattern, understandable. The party with the President, in the midterm election of the President's 2nd year, usually loses a lot of seats in each house of Congress. (It's usually even worse in a re-elected President's 6th year.)

The Republicans, the "Grand Old Party" (GOP), were trying to make these elections a referendum on President Joe Biden. They wanted to ride the issues of inflation (which is worldwide, so not Biden's fault), crime (which Biden had addressed with a successful gun control bill) and "socialism" (of which only Democrats have proven that they know the meaning).

The Democratic Party were hoping that people wouldn't fall for this, that they would vote based on the issue of abortion with the downfall of Roe v. Wade (they were hoping for a "Roevember"), and would have their own backlash, against election deniers, the people who still say (whether or not they actually believed) that Donald Trump really won in 2020.

Well, the people have spoken. And their messages conflict. As of this writing, it looks like the Democrats have a chance to hold onto the U.S. Senate. There's also a slight chance they could hold onto the U.S. House of Representatives. A few races in the Western States, and a December 6 Senate runoff in Georgia between the Democratic incumbent, the Rev. Raphael Warnock, and the Republican challenger, former University of Georgia Heisman Trophy winner Herschel Walker, will decide it. (UPDATE: Warnock won, and the Democrats have a one-vote majority in the Senate. But the Republicans have a five-vote majority in the House.)

But Trump is, again, the biggest loser. Most of the candidates he endorsed lost. The biggest winner is Ron DeSantis, the Governor of Florida: Not only was he easily re-elected, but he had re-engineered, through the State legislature, the State's Congressional Districts, which may end up providing the margin of victory for the Republicans in the House. More than that, he showed the Party that he, not Trump, is "the winner in the Party."

So he, not Trump, becomes the front-runner for the 2024 Republican Presidential nomination -- and that's before we find out what happens to Trump as far as criminal investigations go.

Biden is, if not the biggest winner, a big one: He didn't get "a shellacking," as President Barack Obama said he got in 2010, or "a thumpin'," as George W. Bush said he got in the 6th-year election of 2006. In fact, he may have gotten a break: Some Presidents have lost control of Congress in Year 2, and ran against the other party to get re-elected in Year 4: Harry Truman in 1948, Bill Clinton in 1996, Obama in 2012.

However it turns out, the country saw that candidates for whom Biden showed up and spoke did considerably better than those for whom Trump did. So all this talk about, "Who will the Democrats nominate in 2024?" is stupid: If Biden is still alive in 2024 -- and, given the current state of his physical health, he probably will be -- he will be the Democratic nominee. And all the talk about the state of his mental health now looks stupid as hell: He picked a hell of a lot more winners than Trump did, and he set the policies that those people ran on.

The Republicans really wanted to ride the crime issue. It didn't work in New York: Kathy Hochul, who was elevated to the office when Andrew Cuomo resigned, won a full term despite getting hammered on the issue by the Republican nominee, Congressman Lee Zeldin. But Hochul reminded New Yorkers that they're too smart for that: The way to control crime is to crack down on guns. She also may have been saved by the abortion issue: Two of the new Republican Congressmen from New York made a point of saying that, while they opposed abortion, they would not support a federal ban on it, and that may have pushed them over the line.

At first, it looked like all 13 of New Jersey's members of Congress -- all but 2 of them Democrats -- would be re-elected. One ended up flipping: The 7th District, including most of Somerset and Hunterdon Counties and the suburban half of Union County, where Tom Kean Jr., the Trump-bowing son of the moderate former Governor, on his 4th try for public office, defeated Democratic incumbent Tom Malinowski.

In the 12th District, with most of southern Middlesex County (including my hometown of East Brunswick), some of Somerset County, and most of Mercer County (including the State capital of Trenton and Princeton University), Democratic incumbent Bonnie Watson Coleman easily won a 5th term, getting over 60 percent of the vote against Darius Mayfield.

Both are black. I've met both of them, Watson Coleman when she was campaigning at the Middlesex County Fair in East Brunswick, Mayfield at the Milltown 4th of July Parade. Watson Coleman is a popular, well-performing incumbent, unstained by any scandal, and there simply wasn't a case for a challenger to make.

Mayfield is considerably younger, bright, and comes across like gangbusters. But the 12th District was drawn to favor Democrats. Mayfield's 1st decision, to establish his residence in such a district, meant that his campaign was doomed from the start. Waiting for the 77-year-old Watson Coleman to retire wouldn't have helped, the way it might have in 69-year-old Republican Chris Smith's 4th District or 71-year-old Democrat Frank Pallone's 6th, both of them based on the northern Jersey Shore, and the 4th is getting more conservative with more retirees moving there. Had Mayfield moved to the 4th or the 6th, and bided his time, perhaps running for the State legislature first, he would have been in great shape to win a House seat in 2024, or 2026, or 2028.

One race that gave the Democrats hope of keeping control of the Senate was in Pennsylvania. The Democratic nominee was Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman. The Republican nominee was celebrity surgeon Dr. Mehmet Oz, backed by Trump. Oz had became famous through his appearances on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Oprah endorsed Fetterman, which was a shuddering rebuke of Oz.

Fetterman had previously been Mayor of Braddock, a small town outside Pittsburgh. Oz had never run for public office before, and didn't even live in Pennsylvania until buying a house there just before the filing deadline. Despite being only 53 years old (he was born while the Woodstock Festival was playing, while Oz is 62), Fetterman suffered a stroke right before the Primary, but won it anyway.

There were questions as to whether he had recovered enough to run the campaign, but he managed to out-debate Oz, who is very intelligent, his support for Trump aside. That support is based on tax cuts and deregulation of the prescription drug industry, both economic stances that favor him personally. And the people of Pennsylvania picked up on that: They decided that Oz wasn't trustworthy on those issues.

Despite having a Harvard degree, Fetterman ran on authenticity: He shaved his head, wore hooded sweatshirts, and talked like a real Pittsburgh guy. At a rally with Fetterman, with Obama also speaking, Biden said, "I've lived in Pennsylvania longer than Dr. Oz has, and I moved away when I was 10 years old!"

Fetterman was projected the winner late last night, with a lead of over 56,000 votes. This morning, Oz conceded. On MSNBC, former Senator Claire McCaskill of Missouri says she knows when Oz lost the election. Last Saturday, he had a rally with Trump in Latrobe, 40 miles east of Pittsburgh, and he told people to go find 10 people to vote before tomorrow's Steelers game. "Do it before the Steelers game," he said. "Just find the time."

The Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye week this past Sunday. If you don't know the Steelers' schedule -- or the Philadelphia Eagles' schedule, if you're east of the Susquehanna River -- you are not a Pennsylvania guy. Fetterman? The shaved head aside, the man actually looks like Bill Cowher, the Hall of Fame coach who led the Steelers to victory in Super Bowl XL. I'm sure that got him a few votes.

The Steelers, founded in 1933, have been owned by the Rooney family ever since. The Rooneys are Republican, and 2 grandsons of team founder Art, Tom and his brother Patrick, have served in Congress from Florida. But in 2008, Dan Rooney, Art's son and successor as the team's controlling owner, supported Obama for President, which may have made a difference in both the Pennsylvania Primary and the general election. Unlike a lot of high-profile Republicans, when the Rooneys talk about "hard work" and "family values," they have the record to show that they mean it.

So if the Democrats do hang onto control of the U.S. Senate, it could be because a Republican fucked up with Steeler fans.

What really saved the Democrats from a "red wave" was young voters. CNN's national House of Representatives exit poll, by age group:

* 65+, that is, people born in 1957 or earlier: The Republicans won by 13 percent.
* 45-64, people born between 1958 and 1977: Republican by 11, in spite of my contribution.
* 30-44, people born between 1978 and 1992: Democrats by 2.
* 18-29, people born between 1993 and 2004: Democrats by 29.

So, to all you "kids" in "Generation Z," thank you. You're even getting the 1st Congressman from your generation: Maxwell Frost, 25, elected from the Florida 10th, the west side of Orlando and some suburbs including Walt Disney World. DeSantis couldn't stop him. He's a gun-control advocate, with a very mixed ancestry including Puerto Rican, Haitian and Lebanese. You're likely to be considerably more satisfied with him than I was with the 1st Congressman born after I was, who turned out to be Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, the vicious right-winger who became the Republican nominee for Vice President in 2012 and the Speaker of the House from 2015 to 2019.

And to all those Hippies who betrayed your former ideals: You have become the people you used to hate. You deserve whatever happens to you, whether it's a tax increase or one of the maladies in the endless barrage of commercials for drugs for people your age.

Let me close with this: Stores' Christmas sale commercials > political candidates' commercials. At least you'll never see one store trashing another store's products.

Friday, November 4, 2022

November 4, 2002: "Around the Horn" Premieres On ESPN

November 4, 2002: Around the Horn premieres on ESPN, sort of a McLaughlin Group for sports. Max Kellerman hosts until January 30, 2004. Tony Reali has been the host and moderator since February 2, 2004.
Reali introduces topics, then lets each panelist have about a minute on them, giving points if he likes what they say, taking off points for not liking something. If a panelist had made a prediction that came out right, they get bonus points; if a prediction bombed, they get points taken off. Reali will also hit the MUTE button, an automatic 1-point deduction, for a panelist getting out of control, or just to "direct traffic" if everybody is talking at once.

Current regular panelists include:
* Woody Paige of the Colorado Springs Gazette, formerly the Denver Post.
Bob Ryan, ESPN NBA analyst, formerly of The Boston Globe.
Bill Plaschke of the Los Angeles Times.
* J.A. Adande, of ESPN and formerly of the Times
* Tim Cowlishaw of The Dallas Morning News.
Kevin Blackistone of The Washington Post, formerly of The Dallas Morning News.
Israel Gutierrez and
* Bomani Jones, co-hosts of ESPN show Highly Questionable, both formerly of The Miami Herald.
* Pablo S. Torre, co-host with Jones of ESPN's High Noon.
Frank Isola of The Athletic, formerly of the New York Daily News.
Elle Duncan, co-anchor of ESPN's 6:00 PM SportsCenter broadcast.
* Mina Kimes, panelist on ESPN's NFL Live.
Sarah Spain, co-host of ESPN Radio's Spain and Fitz.
Jorge Sedano, ESPN NBA analyst.
Emily Kaplan, ESPN's lead NHL reporter, formerly of the Philadelphia Inquirer.
* Joon Lee, ESPN baseball analyst, formerly of the Boston Herald.
* Monica McNutt, ESPN college basketball analyst.
Ramona Shelbourne, co-host of ESPN Radio's TMI with Beadle & Shelburne.
* Harry Lyles Jr., ESPN college football analyst.
* David Jacoby, co-host of ESPN Radio's Jalen & Jacoby.
* Malika Andrews, host of ESPN's NBA Jump.
* ESPN NFL analysts Courtney Cronin, Dianna Russini and Kimberley A. Martin.
* And writers for ESPN's The Undefeated: Clinton Yates, Justin Tinsley, David Dennis Jr., and former NFL player Domonique Foxworth.
Notable former panelists include Jackie MacMullan, Charlie Pierce, Michael Holley and Michael Smith, all formerly of The Boston Globe; T.J. Simers, formerly of the Los Angeles Times; Richard Justice, formerly of the Houston Chronicle; Jemele Hill, formerly of the Detroit Free Press; Kate Fagan, formerly of ESPN and the Philadelphia Inquirer; Jon Weiner, a.k.a. "Stugotz," who hosts an ESPN Radio show with Dan Le Batard; and, most controversially, Jay Mariotti of Fanhouse.com, formerly of the Chicago Sun-Times, on nearly every episode until 2011, when he was fired following a domestic violence scandal.
The show does annual specials for April Fool's Day, where Reali switches with a panelist, who usually gives him a taste of his own medicine with the MUTE button; and Halloween, where the panelists, and sometimes even Reali, not only wear costumes, but answer questions in character.
As of the 20th Anniversary episode, November 4, 2022, Paige is the all-time leader in appearances, with 2,858, and in wins, with 650. Kimes holds the record for highest winning percentage, with a minimum of 200 appearances: 31.2 percent.
Woody on today's show.
Other win totals: Cowlishaw 514, Plaschke 409, Blackistone 357, Mariotti 329 (until his firing, he and Paige were neck-and-neck for the all-time lead for a few years), Adande 325, MacMullan 258, Ryan 211, Guiterrez 191, Jones 159, Isola 159, Smith 136, Spain 119, Torre 112, Yates 108, Kimes 67, Shelburne 50, Fagan 41, Sedano 29, Kaplan 26, Hill 22, Tinsley 19, Duncan 16, McNutt 12, Dennis 11, Lee 10, Lyles 10, Simers 10 (including the 1st episode), Cronin 6, Stugotz 4, Foxworth 3, Jacoby 3, Russini 1 and Andrews 1.

Thursday, November 3, 2022

November 3, 1992: Bill Clinton Is Elected President

November 3, 1992, 30 years ago: Governor Bill Clinton of Arkansas is elected President of the United States, defeating incumbent President George H.W. Bush and computer billionaire H. Ross Perot, who ran an independent campaign.

The popular vote: Clinton, 44.9 million, Bush 39.1 million, Perot 19.7 million. This was the 1st time that over 100 million people voted in a Presidential election. Clinton won 43.0 percent of the vote, Bush 37.4, Perot 18.9. States: Clinton 32, Bush 18, Perot none. Electoral Votes: Clinton 370, Bush 168, Perot none.

It had once been a longshot that things would reach this point. In April 1991, after winning the Persian Gulf War, Bush had an approval rating of 91 percent. And some of the biggest names in the Democratic Party got scared out of running: Senator Bill Bradley of New Jersey, Senator and former Governor Bob Graham of Florida, Representative Pat Schroeder of Colorado; 1988 candidates like the Rev. Jesse Jackson, Representative Dick Gephardt of Missouri, and former Gov. Bruce Babbitt of Arizona; even the 1988 Vice Presidential nominee, Senator Lloyd Bentsen of Texas. Certainly, the defeated 1988 Presidential nominee, former Governor Michael Dukakis of Massachusetts, wasn't going to try again.

Others had good excuses for not running. Senator Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts found his personal life in a mess at that point; Senator Al Gore of Tennessee (a candidate in '88) had to deal with a family emergency at the time his candidacy would have had to start; and Governor Mario Cuomo of New York was facing a budget crisis in his home State, interfering with his ability to file as a candidate, as the deadlines coincided.

That left a comparatively weak field. Senator and former Governor Bob Kerrey of Nebraska, a wounded veteran of the Vietnam War, seemed like a great candidate. But he won only the Primary in neighboring South Dakota, and ran out of money. Doug Wilder of Virginia, the 1st black Governor of a Southern State, didn't get anywhere. Senator Tom Harkin won the Caucuses in his home State of Iowa, but since he had them locked up anyway, nobody else ran there, and so that victory, so meaningful to Jimmy Carter in 1976, may have ended up hurting him.

The Governor of California was a Republican, Pete Wilson, who ended up running in 1996. One of the State's former Governors, Jerry Brown ran, but his image as a flake -- his nickname was "Governor Moonbeam" -- hurt him. By the time campaigning in the New Hampshire Primary got serious, there were only 2 candidates with any traction.

And one of them was Paul Tsongas, a former Congressman from a neighboring State, Massachusetts. Anything he got in New Hampshire could be attributed to proximity. And his location and his Greek ancestry, and his "face made for radio" all evoked Dukakis' failed campaign. At least Dukakis didn't have a speech impediment: Tsongas did.

That left Clinton, who'd been elected Governor of Arkansas in 1978, lost in 1980, regained the office in 1982, and was re-elected in 1984, 1986 (then it became a 4-year term) and 1990. He was young (45), and a good-looking guy whose Southern accent seemed charming. He certainly wasn't a "dumb Southerner": He was a Rhodes scholar at Oxford, with degrees from Georgetown and Yale Law. He seemed like just the guy to break the Republicans' hammerlock on the South, and like just the guy to appeal to young people.

But his youth led to problems. He was the 1st Presidential candidate from the "Baby Boom" generation to be taken this seriously. (Gore tried to be, 4 years earlier, but he didn't get very far, through little fault of his own.) Every President going back to Franklin Roosevelt had some sort of role in World War II. Clinton wasn't even born until after that war. He was the 1st serious candidate where serving in Vietnam, or not, would be a serious issue. And he didn't serve. The way he avoided it was legal, but it was sketchy, and a lot of people who served, or loved someone who served, held that against him.

He was also the 1st Presidential candidate taken this seriously for whom the use of marijuana and other drugs associated with 1960s youth culture were an issue. By his own admission, he handled it badly. But what really threatened to derail him was his lack of marital fidelity. His wife, the former Hillary Rodham, whom he'd met at Yale Law, defended him a joint interview on 60 Minutes, broadcast on CBS after that network broadcast the Super Bowl, so millions were still watching. Her angry defense of him ended up polarizing more people than he did.

But it worked: He finished 2nd to Tsongas in New Hampshire, and the nickname "The Comeback Kid," first used on him when he regained the Governorship 10 years earlier, was revived. The questions about his lovelife, drug use and war avoidance didn't go away, though: It took until June 2, when he won the California Primary, before he clinched the Democratic nomination. (It didn't help that Brown made a big effort to win his home State, but failed.)

But Bush wasn't running away with the race, either. The American economy was in tatters. And a race riot had broken out in Los Angeles on April 29. There was little confidence in him. The conservative wing of the Republican Party had never fully trusted him. When, in June 1990, he saw the recession deepening and the federal budget deficit skyrocketing, he broke his 1988 Republican Convention promise of "Read my lips: No new taxes." Reasonable people realized that he had to do it. But conservatives, as has usually been the case since the Barry Goldwater campaign of 1964, were not interested in being reasonable people.

Pat Buchanan, a journalist who had worked in the Administrations of Richard Nixon (as a speechwriter, with a brief holdover under Gerald Ford) and Ronald Reagan (as White House Director of Communications), had some credibility with the hard right wing, and challenged Bush in the Primaries, gaining 38 percent of the vote in New Hampshire. This pushed Bush to the right for the rest of the campaign: Buchanan "lost the nomination, but won the nominee."

But that pushed moderates, and independents, people who didn't belong to any party, away. So Perot, a Dallas businessman who became a billionaire through early investing in the computer industry, and, years earlier, a household name when he worked to bring prisoners of war back from Vietnam, ran as an independent candidate.

For a while, he was ahead of Clinton in the polls, and not that far behind Bush. People were actually willing to trust a struggling economy, and a quickly-changing "world chessboard," to a completely unqualified, and apparently "nutty" (to use one of Bush's favorite words), businessman, because they no longer trusted the establishments of either major party. Oh yes: Perot also had odd hair.

Sound familiar? Not quite: Unlike Donald Trump, Ross Perot was (as far as we know) faithful to his wife, wasn't obsessed with golf, never acted like he had to be the center of attention, and had never expressed appreciation for foreign dictators. (He did seem to be obsessed with Fidel Castro of Cuba, but in a negative way, which helped feed his paranoia.)

So there it was: Three major candidates for President, and it didn't look like any of them could win -- or should win. Had a more qualified candidate than Buchanan -- say, 1988 Republican candidates Bob Dole or Jack Kemp -- challenged Bush from the right, that candidate might have won the whole thing.

But the night after the California Primary, Clinton stuck around in the Golden State, and appeared as a guest on The Arsenio Hall Show. Hall was the 1st black person to succeed as a late-night talk show host, and had more credibility with young people than did the retiring Johnny Carson, Carson's replacement Jay Leno, or even David Letterman. It is hard to explain to today's kids just how big Arsenio was at that point. After all, he did something neither Carson, nor Leno, nor Letterman ever did: He made a man President. (As much as any man, including the candidate himself, did.)

The show began with Clinton, wearing sunglasses, jamming with The Posse, Arsenio's band, playing "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley on the saxophone he'd played since he was a kid. This was considerably hipper than the classical piano playing that Presidents Harry Truman and Nixon had done: This was a President who appreciated rock and roll, which Jimmy Carter and Bush had accepted, but that was about it.

After a careful examination of what Hall called "the smokin' the joint thing," in which Clinton admitted he should've just answered the original question, "Yes," they got serious, talking about job creation and educational opportunities, especially in the inner cities. Hall's Hollywood studio was just a short bus ride from the epicenter of the riot, and Clinton's comments really resonated with his studio audience. Hall brought Hillary on as well, and the appearance helped to humanize her as much as it did him.

At the Democratic Convention at Madison Square Garden in New York, Clinton took Gore, whose family emergency had been resolved, as his Vice Presidential nominee. It was a very inclusive Convention, with Cuomo, Kennedy and Jackson all giving good speeches for Clinton. And then, the morning of the last day of the Convention, Perot dropped out of the race. Suddenly, Clinton had all of the energy, and all of the momentum -- or, as Bush called it in a previous campaign, "The Big Mo."

So the Republican Convention, at the Astrodome in Houston, Bush's adopted hometown, became the nastiest major-party convention ever. (At least, until 2016.) Buchanan gave a speech with the most reluctant of endorsements of Bush, and saying, "There is a religious war going on in our country, for the soul of America." Speaker after speaker ripped the Democrats for favoring civil rights, gay rights, single mothers and public schools -- to the detriment of, respectively, white people, straight people, "traditional families" and religious schools.

It seemed like a Nuremberg rally in 1930s Germany. The Texas-based newspaper columnist Molly Ivins said of Buchanan's speech, and could have said it of others, "It probably sounded better in the original German."

The Republican attacks on Clinton got worse. They even attacked him for a trip he took to the Soviet Union -- in 1969, when he was 23 and a Rhodes scholar at Oxford, 5 years before he ran his 1st campaign for public office. And things got more complicated when Perot got back in the race, resulting in the 1st-ever 3-way Presidential debate.

That happened on October 11, which just happened to be the Clintons' 17th wedding anniversary, at Washington University in St. Louis. In the debate, citing his experience, Bush mentioned the '69 Soviet trip. But, remembering how Bush had done similar things to Dukakis 4 years earlier, Clinton was ready, and he ended Bush's campaign, right there:

When Joe McCarthy went around this country, questioning people's patriotism, he was wrong. He was wrong. And a Senator from Connecticut stood up to him, named Prescott Bush. Your father was right to stand up to Joe McCarthy. You were wrong to attack my patriotism.

If Clinton could stand up to Bush, people realized, he could stand up to nations and terrorist groups that would attack America. The Republican campaign continued to get nastier, but it had little effect. The Republicans made slight gains in each house of Congress, but Clinton won solidly in the popular vote, and overwhelmingly in the Electoral Vote, largely because young people, who hadn't really had a candidate to back since the assassination of Robert Kennedy in 1968, finally had someone who seemed to understand their needs.

To this day, many conservatives blame Perot, with his big spending on October half-hour infomercials full of charts, and his overly folksy manner, for throwing the election to Clinton. This is a stupid idea: Those very conservatives pushed Bush too far to the right, making him seem as crazy as they were, when he wasn't; Bush himself ran a bad campaign, looking in his speeches like he'd rather be anywhere else on the planet but at that podium; the economy, though slightly better in the 2nd half of 1992 than it was in the 1st half, was still working against an incumbent; and exit polls taken on Election Night showed that about half of Perot's voters wouldn't have voted at all, and the other half were pretty much evenly split between Bush and Clinton.

Perot finished 2nd in 2 States: Utah, ahead of Clinton; and, surprisingly, Maine, ahead of Bush, who had a family home there. It is possible that Perot siphoned off enough conservative (or, at least, non-liberal) votes to throw the following States to Clinton: Georgia, Kentucky, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, possibly New Jersey, and Ohio. That's a shift of 68 Electoral Votes, which would have turned a 370-168 Clinton win into a 302-236 Clinton win. And it could be just as easily argued that Perot siphoned enough votes to swing Arizona, Florida, North Carolina, South Dakota and Texas to Bush. That's 82 EVs: Clinton could have won 452-86.

Perot ran again in 1996, and in the last days, told his audiences that Clinton would have pending criminal charges against him. This turned out not to be true. Perot didn't do nearly as well, but still did well enough to deny Clinton a majority.

He never ran for office again, and endorsed Bush's son, George W. Bush in 2000. He supported Mitt Romney in 2008 (Romney didn't get the Republican nomination for President) and 2012 (he did, but lost to Barack Obama). He did not endorse anyone in 2016, and died in 2019.

George Herbert Walker Bush told his audience in his concession announcement, "I intend to get fully involved in the grandchild business." He certainly did, and kind of became America's Grandpa. Oddly, his son George W. Bush's Presidency, 2001-09, resembled Nixon's and Reagan's -- right down to the international swagger and the domestic corruption -- much more than his father's. Every mistake he made seemed to be the opposite of a decision his father got right. As Dubya's reputation tumbled, his father's rose. Clinton worked with both George Bushes on disaster relief in the 2000s and 2010s. The elder George Bush died in 2018, and was remembered fondly.

Bill Clinton's 2 terms were full of controversy, but, in terms of accomplishments and leaving the country better off when he arrived, he was the most successful President since Lyndon Johnson. He fully supported his wife Hillary's political career, and seemed more hurt than she was when the 2016 election was stolen from her. He is now 75 years old. 

It was a very nasty campaign, or so it seemed by the standards of the time. This built an odd friendship, to the point where both preferred Bill's wife Hillary for President in 2016 -- though that could also be due to how Donald Trump treated Jeb Bush in that year's campaign.

Monday, October 31, 2022

Finals Appearances By City, 1903-2022

Philadelphia is currently in 2 finals, with the Phillies and the Union.
The Eagles look ready to make it 3.

Note: Since I'm including all teams from a metropolitan area in the leagues listed below, for any Final that featured 2 teams from the same metropolitan area contests, I'm going to count it twice. Ties are broken by most Finals won.

Leagues included: 

* Baseball: MLB World Series, 1903-2022.
* Football: NFL Championship Games 1933-1965, Super Bowls 1967-2022, CFL Grey Cups 1909-2021.
* Basketball: NBA Finals 1947-2022, WNBA Finals 1997-2022.
* Hockey: NHL Stanley Cup Finals 1918-2022, pre-NHL Stanley Cup Finals 1893-1917.
* Soccer: NASL Finals/Soccer Bowls 1967-1984, MLS Cup Finals 1996-2021, WUSA Finals 2001-2003, WPS 2007-2011, and NWSL Finals 2012-2022.

1. New York, 131: Yankees 40, NFL Giants 19, MLB Giants 13, Rangers 11, Brooklyn Dodgers 9, Knicks 8, Cosmos 6, Mets 5, Islanders 5, New Jersey Devils 5, Liberty 4, New York/New Jersey/Brooklyn Nets 2, Jets 1, New York City FC 1, MetroStars/Red Bulls 1, Sky Blue/Gotham FC 1.

New York is so far ahead, you could take the Yankees out, and it would still have a big lead. 

2. Montreal, 78: Montreal Canadiens 36, Montreal Alouettes 18, Montreal Wanderers 7, Montreal Victorias 5, Montreal Hockey Club 4, Montreal Shamrocks 3, Montreal Maroons 3, Montreal Winged Wheelers 1, St. Hyachinthe-Donnacona Navy 1, Montreal Expos 0, Montreal Impact/CF Montreal 0.

3. Boston, 76: Celtics 22, Bruins 20, Red Sox 13, New England Patriots 13, New England Revolution 5, Boston Braves 2, Boston Redskins 1.

4. Toronto, 71: Argonauts 23, Maple Leafs 21, Toronto Varsity Blues 6, Toronto Balmy Beach 4, Toronto FC 3, Metros/Blizzard 3, Blue Jays 2, Parkdale Canoe Club 2, Raptors 1, Toronto Blueshirts 1, Toronto Wellingtons 1, Toronto Marlboros 1, Toronto Pros 1, Toronto RCAF Hurricanes 1, Toronto Rowing Association 1.

5. Los Angeles, 69: Lakers 26, Dodgers 12, Galaxy 9, Rams 7, Sparks 5, Kings 3, Angels 1, Ducks 2, Los Angeles FC 1, Raiders 1, Aztecs 1, Wolves 1, Sol 1, Clippers 0, Angel City 0, Chivas USA 0.

6. Chicago, 59: Blackhawks 13, Bears 12, Cubs 11, Bulls 6, White Sox 5, Red Stars 3, Sky 2, Fire 2, Cardinals 2, Sting 2, Stags 1, Zephyrs 0.

7. Detroit, 49: Red Wings 24, Tigers 11, Lions 5, Pistons 5, Shock 4.

Given that the NHL only had 6 teams from 1942 to 1967, limiting the number of teams that could be in the Stanley Cup Finals, it shouldn't surprise you that the top 7 cities include the NHL's "Original Six" plus North America's Number 2 metropolitan area in population, Los Angeles.

8. Philadelphia, 44: Phillies 8, Athletics 8, Flyers 8, Eagles 7, 76ers 6, Warriors 3, Independence 2, Union 1, Atoms 1.

9. Winnipeg, 41: Blue Bombers 25, Winnipeg Victorias 7, Brandon Wheat City 2, Winnipeg Hockey Club 1, Winnipeg Rowing Club 1, Winnipeg Maple Leafs 1, Winnipeg 'Pegs 1, Winnipeg RCAF Bombers 2, Winnipeg Tammany Tigers 1, Jets 0.

10. San Francisco Bay Area, 37: Golden State Warriors 9, San Francisco Giants 6, Oakland Athletics 6, San Francisco 49ers 6, Oakland Raiders 4, San Jose Earthquakes 2, San Jose Sharks 1, Oakland Clippers 1, Bay Area CyberRays 1, FC Gold Pride 1, Oakland Seals 0.

11. Hamilton, 36: Hamilton Tiger-Cats 22, Hamilton Tigers 8, Hamilton Flying Wildcats 2, Galt Hockey Club 2, Hamilton Alerts 1, Berlin Dutchmen 1.

12. Edmonton, 35: Eskimos/Elks 25, Oilers 7, Edmonton Hockey Club 2, WCHL Eskimos 1.

13. Washington, 33: Redskins/Commanders 10, D.C. United 5, Bullets/Wizards 3, Senators 3, NHL Capitals 2, Mystics 2, Spirit 2, Freedom 2, Nationals 1, NBA Capitols 1, Darts 1, Whips 1, Diplomats 0.

14. St. Louis, 31: MLB Cardinals 19, Blues 4, Hawks 4, Rams 2, Browns 1, Stars 1, NFL Cardinals 0.

15. Ottawa, 31: Ottawa Rough Riders 13, Old NHA/NHL Ottawa Senators 11, Ottawa Redblacks 3, CFL Ottawa Senators 2, New NHL Ottawa Senators 1, Ottawa Hockey Club 1, Ottawa Capitals 1, Ottawa Victorias 1, Smiths Falls Hockey Club 1.

16. Pittsburgh, 23: Steelers 8, Penguins 8, Pirates 7.

17. Minneapolis, 22: Minneapolis Lakers 6, Minnesota Lynx 6, Minnesota Vikings 4, Minnesota Twins 3, Minnesota North Stars 2, Minnesota Kicks 1, Minnesota Wild 0, Minnesota Timberwolves 0, Minnesota United 0.

18. Seattle, 21: Sounders 6, Storm 4, Seahawks 3, SuperSonics 3, Metropolitans 3, Reign 2, Mariners 0, Kraken 0.

19. Calgary, 21: Stampeders 17, Flames 3, Tigers 1.

20. Cleveland, 21: Browns 9, Indians/Guardians 6, Cavaliers 5, Rams 1, Barons 0.

21. Vancouver, 20: B.C. Lions 10, Vancouver Millionaires 4, Vancouver Canucks 3, Victoria Cougars 2, Victoria Aristocrats 1, Whitecaps 0.

22. Milwaukee-Green Bay, 19: Packers 13, Bucks 3, Braves 2, Brewers 1.

23. Regina, 19: Regina/Saskatchewan Roughriders 18, Regina Rugby Club 1.

24. Baltimore, 18: Orioles 6, Colts 5, Ravens 2, Bullets 2, Stallions 2, Bays 1.

25. Houston, 18: Astros 5, Rockets 4, Dynamo 4, Comets 4, Dash 1, Texans 0, Oilers 0.

26. Dallas, 18: Dallas Cowboys 8, Dallas Stars 3, Texas Rangers 2, Dallas Mavericks 2, Dallas Tornado 2, FC Dallas 1.

27. Atlanta, 16: Braves 6, Dream 3, Falcons 2, Chiefs 2, Beat 2, United 1, Hawks 0, Flames 0, Thrashers 0.

28. Miami, 16: Miami Heat 6, Miami Dolphins 5, Florida/Miami Marlins 2, Florida Panthers 1, Miami Toros 1, Fort Lauderdale Strikers 1, Inter Miami 0, Miami Fusion 0.

29. Denver, 14: Denver Broncos 8, Colorado Avalanche 3, Colorado Rapids 2, MLB Colorado Rockies 1, Denver Nuggets 0, NHL Colorado Rockies 0.

30. Western New York, 14: Buffalo Bills 4, Western New York Flash 3, Syracuse Nationals 3, Buffalo Sabres 2, Rochester Royals 1, Rochester Lancers 1, Buffalo Braves 0.

31. Tampa Bay, 12: Lightning 5, Rowdies 3, Buccaneers 2, Rays 2, Mutiny 0.

39. Portland, 12: Timbers 4, Thorns 4, Trail Blazers 3, Rosebuds 1.

33. Cincinnati, 12: Reds 9, Bengals 3, Royals 0.

34. Kansas City, 11: Royals 4, Chiefs 4, Wizards/Sporting 3, FC Kansas City 2, Current 1, Kings 0, Scouts 0.

35. Phoenix, 10: Phoenix Mercury 5, Phoenix Suns 3, Arizona Diamondbacks 1, Arizona Cardinals 1, Arizona Coyotes 0.

36. Indiana, 8: Indiana Fever 3, Indianapolis Colts 2, Fort Wayne Pistons 2, Indiana Pacers 1.

37. San Antonio, 7: Spurs 6, Silver Stars 1.

38. Carolina, 6: North Carolina Courage 4, Carolina Hurricanes 2, Carolina Panthers 2, Charlotte Sting 1, Charlotte Hornets 0.

39. Kingston, 6: Queen's University Football 3, Queen's University Hockey 3.

40. Salt Lake City, 4: Real Salt Lake 2, Utah Jazz 2.

41. San Diego, 4: Padres 2, Chargers 1, Toros 1, Wave 0, Clippers 0.

42. Hartford, 4: Connecticut Sun 4, New England/Hartford Whalers 0.

43. Las Vegas, 3: Aces 2, Golden Knights 1, Raiders 0.

44. Columbus, 3: Crew 3, Blue Jackets 0.

45. Sarnia, 3: Sarnia Imperials 3.

46. Halifax, 3: Halifax Crescents 1, New Glasgow Cubs 1, Sydney Millionaires 1.

47. Orlando, 2: Magic 2, Orlando City 0, Pride 0.

48. Tennessee, 2: Tennessee Titans 1, Nashville Predators 1, Memphis Grizzlies 0, Nashville SC 0.

49. Oklahoma, 2: Tulsa Roughnecks 1, Oklahoma City Thunder 1.

50. Sacramento, 2: Monarchs 2, Kings 0.

51. Quebec City, 2: Bulldogs 2, Nordiques 0.

52. New Orleans, 1: Saints 1, Pelicans 0, Jazz 0.

53. Jacksonville, 0: Jaguars 0.

54. Louisville, 0: Racing Louisville 0.

Saturday, October 29, 2022

October 29, 2012: Hurricane Sandy

The Seaside Heights roller coaster, ruined

October 29, 2012, 10 years ago: Hurricane Sandy strikes the New York Tri-State Area, the most destructive storm ever to hit the region. It kills 233 people, including 53 people in New York and 37 people in New Jersey. The damage is especially devastating on the Jersey Shore and Staten Island. In my hometown of East Brunswick, New Jersey, power was out for a full 7 days.

The day before, on Facebook, I posted:

New Jersey Transit buses and trains will suspend service at 4:00 this afternoon, in anticipation of the effects of Hurricane Sandy.

New York subways and buses will do so at 7:00 tonight.

PATH (Port Authority Trans-Hudson) trains will wait until midnight. I guess Jersey City think they're tougher than everyone else.

A few minutes later, the last sporting event in the New York Tri-State Area before the hurricane hit was completed. The New York Jets were hosting Miami, the city best known for facing hurricanes, at the Meadowlands. I wrote, "Well, it's official. Disaster conditions in New Jersey. Dolphins 30, Jets 9."

The New York Giants beat the Dallas Cowboys on the road, 29-24, and I wrote, "I wonder if the Giants were able to fly back home. I certainly wouldn't want to be stuck in a crummy city like Dallas." (They were able to fly home.)

On October 29, we were hit by hard rain and heavy wind all day, but the power stayed on through daylight. My Facebook postings went like this:

* So far, here, it's no worse than an ordinary, if windy, autumn storm. A mess with the fallen leaves, but that's it. As long as we have power and food, we're okay.

* This hurricane is hitting Central Jersey like we're Jeff Weaver. (A reference to the Yankee pitcher who threw away the 2003 World Series.

Accuweather.com is saying which hours over the next few days have such-and-such percent chance of rain. But not what kind - drizzle, shower, thunderstorm, cats-n-dogs - nor what speed of wind we can expect.

It's like a menu saying, "We have meat, vegetables and drinks, and it will cost you some money." And that's it.

* Based on what I'm reading off Channel 6 Action News out of Philly, Sandy should start crawling up the Jersey coast at around 8:00 tonight. The worst of it will hit my area at around midnight. Hopefully, by that point I'll be ready to fall asleep, so losing power won't be as big a problem - if it happens. By the morning, the wind should be significantly reduced, but there's going to be rain for much of the day.

Then it's just a matter of when NJ Transit will resume normal service.

* (A reference to the Obama vs. Romney election, 8 days later) At times like this, a CEO is useless. What's he going to do, fire the hurricane? Transfer it to another city? Outsource it to another country? Offer it stock options if it'll do something helpful? Offer it a "golden parachute" if it'll go away?

A CEO can't help us now. A community organizer is exactly what we need - before, during, and after the storm.

* (At 5:30 PM) Just heard on WCBS 880: Sandy has made landfall, in Cape May. 134 miles away.

I was beginning to think we were going to get away with it. But at 7:00 PM on the dot, already dark, the lights went out. We had flashlights, candles, and fully-charged phones, and the phone charger in the car still worked. And, while we were one block from a river, we were on relatively high ground, so flooding wasn't an issue. I typed:

Well, that's it. The power is out. Just as I was sitting down to dinner, too.
Since my phone's battery drains rather easily, I'm going to have to be very judicious with its use. This may be the last time you hear from me until the morning when I get to work - if, that is, bus service is restored by then.

Although my home base is still without power, 5 days later, I did get through Hurricane Sandy all right.

New posts will have to wait until I can use a computer other than my smartphone for more than a few minutes at a time.


But I did make it through. I didn't want anyone to worry...

Until I can type for longer, I hope you all made it through as well, and that we'll all have power again soon.

Power returned on November 5, after 7 days. We were lucky. A lot of people weren't. On March 24, 2013, 5 months later, the family took my 5-year-old nieces to Point Pleasant Beach for the annual Palm Sunday Easter Egg Hunt. The town had replaced the parts of the Boardwalk that had been wrecked.

Point Pleasant Beach is at the top of a sandbar, separated from the mainland by Barnegat Bay, which includes the famous (or infamous) Seaside Heights, and also South Seaside Park, where my father's parents had a bungalow where they spent Summer weekends, and where my parents watch the 1st Moon landing on TV in 1969.

For old times' sake, we went down the sandbar on New Jersey Route 35, where everything was hit by wind coming off both the Atlantic Ocean and Barnegat Bay. There was so much devastation. Houses shattered. Some seeming intact, but cockeyed and leaning off their foundations. Much of the Seaside Heights boardwalk was still being repaired. The bungalow was still there, apparently unharmed.

But, 10 years later, there are still communities on Staten Island and Long Island working to rebuild. 

Friday, October 28, 2022

Top 10 World Series Upsets By Record

The 1906 World Champion Chicago White Sox

There are people claiming that the Philadelphia Phillies can't beat the Houston Astros in the 2022 World Series, because the Astros have a much better record. The Astros went 106-56, and are 7-0 in the postseason thus far; while the Phillies went 87-75. That's 19 fewer wins in the regular season.

I guess they weren't paying attention: In this postseason, the Phillies have already beaten the St. Louis Cardinals, 93-69; the Atlanta Braves, 101-61; and the San Diego Padres, 89-73, all with better records. Throw in the fact that the Phils had to win an additional postseason round, and the win totals are now Astros 113, Phillies 96. Maybe the Phillies don't look like as good a team as the Astros, but they're not going to be intimidated by the Astros' record.

Besides, it's a new round: Both teams start out 0-0.

And it's not like there haven't been big upsets in the World Series before. It's worth noting that some of these weren't considered "upsets" at the time, for various reasons, including the experience of the eventual winning team. This is only by won-lost record:

Top 10 World Series Upsets By Record

10. 2003: 10 games. New York Yankees 101, Florida Marlins 91. Marlins won in 6 games. The 1945 Detroit Tigers, the 1985 Kansas City Royals, and the 2011 St. Louis Cardinals also won 10 fewer games than the teams they ended up beating in the World Series, needing 7 games to do it. The 2003 Marlins needed 6 games, so I'm ranking them ahead.

9. 1988: 10 games. Oakland Athletics 104, Los Angeles Dodgers 94. Dodgers won in 5 games.

8. 1987: 10 games. St. Louis Cardinals 95, Minnesota Twins 85. Twins won in 7 games. In spite of the number of games required, I'm ranking the '87 Twins ahead of the '88 Dodgers and the '03 Marlins because the Twins set a record for fewest games won by a World Series winner in a full 162-game season, a record since broken.

7. 1995: 10 games. Cleveland Indians 100, Atlanta Braves 90. This season was shortened to 144 games by a strike, so the margin could have been even larger. The Braves won in 6 games.

6. 1974: 12 games. Los Angeles Dodgers 102, Oakland Athletics 90. A's won in 5 games.

5. 1990: 12 games. Oakland Athletics 103, Cincinnati Reds 91. Reds swept in 4 straight.

4. 2006: 12 games. Detroit Tigers 95, St. Louis Cardinals 83. Cardinals won in 5 games. Their 83 wins in a full 162-game season broke the 1987 Twins' record for fewest by a World Series winner.

3. 2019: 14 games. Houston Astros 107, Washington Nationals 93. Nationals won in 7 games.

2. 1954: 14 games. Cleveland Indians 111, New York Giants 97. Giants swept in 4 straight.

1. 1906: 23 wins. Chicago Cubs 116, Chicago White Sox 93. White Sox won in 6 games.

Okay, so a 19-or-more-game difference has only been done once before, and that, 116 years ago. But it has happened, and enough differences of at least 10 games have been overcome -- one of those against, for all intents and purposes, this Astro team, by a National League Eastern Division team. And the Astros lost last year's World Series to yet another NL East team, the Braves.

So don't tell me the Phillies don't have a chance. They do.