May 26, 1956: The Garden State Parkway Opens

May 26, 1956, 70 years ago: The Great Egg Harbor Bridge opens, over Great Egg Harbor Bay in southern New Jersey, connecting Somers Point in Atlantic County with Upper Township in Cape May County. With this opening, the Garden State Parkway is fully open.

A 2nd bridge, taking northbound traffic, was added in 1972. The original, southbound bridge was replaced in 2016; the northbound one, in 2019.

Like the New Jersey Turnpike, which opened in 1951, the Parkway was the brainchild of Alfred E. Driscoll, Governor of New Jersey from 1947 to 1954. Just as the Turnpike was designed to ease the traffic flow of U.S. Route 1 in North and Central Jersey, and U.S. Route 130 in South Jersey, the Parkway was meant to do the same thing for U.S. Route 9.

Of course, it didn't work out that way. The huge growth of New Jersey's suburbs meant that the traffic on both 1 and 9 -- which merge in Woodbridge, Middlesex County, near the interchange that is Turnpike Exit 11 and Parkway Exit 129, and then go up together to the George Washington Bridge -- filled up anyway. But it's still better to have the 2 big superhighways than not. Similarly, the Atlantic City Expressway opened in 1964, but has never really eased Shorebound traffic on U.S. Route 30.

The Parkway runs the spine of New Jersey, paralleling Route 9, at times running concurrent with 9. It starts in Lower Township, Cape May County, with an interchange labeled "Exit 0," 2 1/2 miles north of the beach in Cape May City. The exits, more or less, match the mileposts. Exits 9, 10 and 11 were at-grade interchanges, complete with traffic lights, until grade-separated interchanges replaced them in 2014. (Bumper stickers for Cape May contain the legend "EXIT 0," much as those for Montauk, at the eastern end of New York's Long Island, read "THE END."

It goes from Cape May County to Atlantic County at the aforementioned Great Egg Harbor Bridge, near Exit 29. Atlantic City can be accessed via Exits 37 (U.S. Routes 40 and 322), 38 (the Atlantic City Expressway, that road's Exit 7) and 40 (U.S. Route 30).

Exits 50 and 52 are the only ones in Burlington County. In Ocean County, Exit 63 accesses New Jersey Route 72 and Long Beach Island; and Exit 82, N.J. Route 37 and Seaside Heights. In Monmouth County, Exit 100 is for N.J. Route 33 and Asbury Park; Exit 105 is for N.J. Route 36, the Monmouth Mall in Eatontown, and the Monmouth Park horse racing track in Oceanport; and Exit 116 is the only access point for the PNC Bank Arts Center (formerly the Garden State Arts Center) in Holmdel. You can't access this concert facility any way except through the Parkway.

At Exit 120, the Parkway enters Middlesex County. After Exit 125, it crosses the Raritan River, via a bridge named for Driscoll. Exit 127 is an interchange with Interstate 287, U.S. Route 9, and N.J. Route 440, with ramps so tangled, it is known as "Spaghetti Junction." At Exit 129, it connects with the New Jersey Turnpike/Interstate 95 and its Exit 11. It intersects with U.S. Route 1 at Exit 130. At Exit 131 in Woodbridge, it passes under Amtrak's Northeast Corridor, formerly the Pennsylvania Railroad.

Heading southbound, approaching Exit 129

Exits 135 to 142 are in Union County, including Exit 142, an interchange with Interstate 78, which connects the Parkway with Newark Liberty International Airport. Exits 143 to 151 are in Essex County, including 145, in my parents' hometown of Newark, an interchange with Interstate 280; and 148, 149, 150 and 151, in my original hometown of Bloomfield.

Passaic County includes Exits 153, 154, 155 and 156. Exit 153 intersects with N.J. Route 3, providing access to the Meadowlands Sports Complex. Exits 157 to 172 are in Bergen County. Exit 159 is an interchange with Interstate 80. Exit 161 provides access to the Garden State Plaza Mall in Paramus. Exit 172 is in Montvale. From here, the Parkway continues north, over the State Line, as the Garden State Parkway Connector to the New York State Thruway.

Unlike the Turnpike, which only has toll booths at the exits, the Parkway has 11 toll barriers, leaving drivers "nickel-and-dimed" from Cape May County to Bergen County.

Also unlike the Turnpike, which is bannered as Interstate 95 from Exit 6 northward, the Parkway has never been part of the Interstate Highway System, created the same year that the Parkway opened. As part of the Interstate System, the federal government did not absorb existing state toll roads, as federal funding is typically meant for toll-free, interconnected national routes.

Rather, it is part of the National Highway System, and while there are absolutely no signs along it mentioning it as such, it is officially New Jersey Route 444. This allows New Jersey to collect tolls on the road, but also to ban trucks from any part of its length, and they are banned from Exit 105 northward. By law, an Interstate Highway must allow commercial traffic. And that's why the Parkway is not bannered as part of Interstate 91, 93, 95, 97 or 99.

Yankees Gain Soggy Split vs. Rays

The Tampa Bay Rays, in 1st place in the American League Eastern Division, came into Yankee Stadium II for a Memorial Day Weekend series. Depending on how it went, the Yankees could have recovered nicely, and resumed a legitimate challenge for Title 28; or fallen out of the race for the Division title, and be left to seek a Wild Card berth.

In the end, little was settled.

Gerrit Cole made his long-awaited 2026 major league debut on Friday night. He went 6 innings, was allowed to throw 72 pitches, and 50 of them were strikes. He allowed 2 hits and 3 walks, and no runs. We couldn't have asked for a better return for the man who might be the best pitcher in baseball, and I don't what to hear about no Paul Skenes or no Tarik Skubal, and certainly about no Shohei Ohtani.

And, between them, relievers Brent Headrick, Fernando Cruz, Camilo Doval and David Bendar pitched 3 innings, and allowed no runs on 3 hits and no walks. Trent Grisham got 3 hits; while Cody Bellinger, Jazz Chisholm and José Caballero each had 2.

That's the good news. The bad news is, Caballero began the top of the 8th with an error, and Tim Hill then gave up single, RBI double, intentional walk, and 2-RBI single. Doval gave up a sacrifice fly that let in another run, but it was charged to Hill.

The Yankees got a home run from Austin Wells, leading off the 5th, and a double by Bellinger and a triple by Chisholm in the 8th. Otherwise, they had runners on 1st & 2nd with nobody out in the 1st, a leadoff single in the 2nd, a double and a single before the 2nd out in the 3rd, a single in the 4th, 2 singles in the 5th, a single with 1 out in the 6th, a runner on 3rd in the 8th (Chisholm), and a runner on 1st with 1 out in the 9th. Of all those runners mentioned after the word "otherwise," none scored.

Rays 4, Yankees 2. Cole was great, but came away with a no-decision.

On Saturday, it rained all day. Rather than collect a full night's worth of revenue from parking, food and souvenirs, the Yankees called it off quickly. The game will be made up later in the season. Yesterday would not feature a doubleheader.

Yesterday's game was a good one for purists. Ryan Weathers allowed 4 hits and 3 walks to the Rays, Drew Rasmussen allowed 5 hits and 1 walk to the Yankees, and both starting pitchers threw 7 shutout innings. For the Yankees, Fernando Cruz got into and out of trouble in the 8th, and Hill did so in the 9th, an an apparent attempt to redeem himself for his Friday night debacle.

Still, it was 0-0 going to the bottom of the 9th. The Yankees wasted a 1-out single by Aaron Judge in the 1st, and single and a steal by Chisholm in the 2nd, a 2-out single by Grisham in the 3rd, a single by Bellinger and a walk by Paul Goldschmidt in the 4th, a leadoff single by Grisham in the 6th, and a 1-out single by Ryan McMahon in the 8th.

Then came the bottom of the 9th. Cliché Alert: Walks can kill you, especially the leadoff variety. Although the Yankees had been killing nothing but their chances for most of the 1st 17 innings of this series -- 26, if you count the Saturday game not played at all. But Grisham led off the bottom of the 9th with a walk. Max Schuemann was sent in to pinch-run for him. It didn't matter, because he wouldn't have to run. Aaron Judge hit an opposite-field walkoff home run. Yankees 2, Rays 0.

For Judge, it broke a career-long 11-game streak without an RBI. It was his 17th home run of the season -- before Memorial Day. It was the 385th of his career, surpassing Harold Baines on the all-time list, and tying Dwight Evans. Next up: Aramis Ramírez at 386.

The Yankees go into Memorial Day at 31-22, a .585 winning percentage, a pace to go 95-67. That's usually good enough to finish 1st in the AL East. But they're still 4 1/2 games behind the Rays, 6 games in, Cliché Alert, the All-Important Loss Column.

I suppose it could be worse: On this Memorial Day, the Mets are in last place in the National League Eastern Division, 13 1/2 games out of 1st, 7 games out of the last NL Wild Card berth. Cliché Alert: Well, tonight, thank God it's them, instead of you.

While Memorial Day doubleheaders have gone the way of tailfins and the Brooklyn Dodgers, there are still Memorial Day matinées. This afternoon, at 3:40 Eastern Time (2:40 Central, and thus local), the Yankees begin a series away to the Kansas City Royals. The Royals are 22-31, the same record as the Mets. The Yankees need to win these games.

May 24, 1936: Tony Lazzeri "Pooshes 'em Up"

Manager Joe McCarthy and Tony Lazzeri

May 24, 1936, 90 years ago: The New York Yankees trounce the Philadelphia Athletics, 25-2 at Shibe Park in Philadelphia. The strange part is, the A's scored their 2 before the Yankees scored any of their 25.

The Yankees scored 5 runs in the 2nd inning, 5 in the 4th, 6 in the 5th, 1 in the 6th, 2 in the 7th, and 6 in the 8th.

Ben Chapman ses a major league record for a 9-inning game by reaching base safely 7 times, on 2 doubles and 5 walks. But Chapman was already making a name for himself as a bigoted piece of trash. Let's talk about Tony Lazzeri.

Anthony Michael Lazzeri was born on December 6, 1903 in San Francisco. Like a lot of kids in San Francisco, especially Italians, like the DiMaggio brothers, he had both the love of baseball and the talent at it to play professionally. And he did play in the Pacific Coast League. But not for his hometown's teams, the San Francisco Seals or the Mission Reds. And not for the Oakland Oaks across the Bay.

Rather, another San Francisco native, former Boston Red Sox star left fielder Duffy Lewis, was managing the PCL's Sale Lake Bees, and Lazzeri convinced Lewis to sign him. Due to the Western weather, the PCL was able to schedule a lot more games than the majors, or, as the PCL's fans called them, "the Eastern leagues." In 1925, Lazzeri played 197 games, batted .355, hit 60 home runs, and had 222 RBIs. It made him the 1st player in any professional league to hit 60 or more in a season, and the RBIs remain a professional record.

But Lazzeri had epilepsy. And so, the Chicago Cubs, with whom the Bees had an early farm-system-style agreement, refused to call him up. Bill Essick, a scout for the New York Yankees, who were among the earliest Eastern teams to mine the PCL for talent, signed him.

The Rookie of the Year awards were not started until 1947, but Lazzeri would surely have won the American League's award for 1926: .275, 18 homers, 117 RBIs. He helped the Yankees win the Pennant. Unfortunately, in Game 7 of the World Series, in the bottom of the 7th inning, with the bases loaded and 2 out, facing Grover Cleveland Alexander of the St. Louis Cardinals, Lazzeri became the most famous strikeout victim in baseball history. (Unless you want to count Casey at the Bat.) The Yankees lost that Series.

Lazzeri didn't let it affect him: He was a big part of the Yankees' "Murderers' Row" offense, helping them win the 1927 and 1928 World Series, becoming the best 2nd baseman in the American League. In 1929, though the Yankees did not win the Pennant, he batted a career-high .354. Italian-American fans, noting his ability to drive runners home, leading to 7 seasons of 100 or more RBIs, shouted, "Push them up, Tony!" In their accent, it became "Poosh 'em up, Tony!" And so, he became known as Poosh-em-Up Tony.

The Cubs realized their mistake when the Yankees swept them in 4 straight games in the 1932 World Series. Tony had 2 home runs and 5 RBIs in the 4 games. In 1933, he was the starting 2nd baseman for the AL in the 1st MLB All-Star Game.

Here is what Lazzeri did against the A's on May 24, 1936:

* Top of the 2nd inning: Hit a grand slam home run.

* Top of the 3rd: Struck out.

* Top of the 4th: Walked.

* Top of the 5th: Hit another grand slam. This made him the 1st player ever to hit 2 grand slams in 1 game. (Through the 2021 season, it's happened 13 times. But no other Yankee has done it.)

* Top of the 7th: Led off the inning with a home run, his 3rd of the game.

* Top of the 8th: Tripled, driving in 2 runs.

So: 6 plate appearances, 5 at-bats, reached base (hitting home runs counts) 5 times, 4 hits, all of them for extra bases, 3 home runs, 16 total bases, 11 runs batted in.

For some players, that's a month's work. Tony Lazzeri did it in the space of 7 innings. (The 2nd through the 8th.) And 11 RBIs still remains the AL record for 1 game.

Rookie center fielder Joe DiMaggio and shortstop Frank Crosetti, Lazzeri's fellow San Francisco Italians, also hit home runs. Lou Gehrig went 2-for-4 with 2 walks and an RBI. The only Yankee starter who didn't get a hit was 3rd baseman Red Rolfe, although he did draw 3 walks.

Indeed, every Yankee starter reached base at least 3 times, including Monte Pearson, the pitcher, who not only went the distance, allowing 2 runs on 7 hits and 3 walks, striking out 3, but went 3-for-5 with a walk and 2 RBIs.

This was just short of 4 years since Gehrig had hit 4 home runs in a game for the Yankees at Shibe Park. In that same June 3, 1932 game, Lazzeri hit a single, then a double, then a triple, and then a home run. Not just all 4 in 1 game, a.k.a. "hitting for the cycle," but doing them in order, a "natural cycle." He was the 4th player to do it. As of the 2021 season, it's been done 15 times, but Lazzeri remains the only Yankee to do it.

The other New York City baseball teams unloaded the lumber on this day, too. The New York Giants beat the Philadelphia Phillies, 13-5 at the Polo Grounds. Bill Terry, the Giants' manager, in his last season as a player, did not put himself into the game. Mel Ott went 0-for-4 with 2 walks. Sam Leslie went 5-for-5 with a walk and 2 RBIs, Hank Lieber went 4-for-5 with 2 RBIs, and Burgess Whitehead, Gus Mancuso and Travis Jackson each had 3 hits, with Jackson having 3 RBIs. Hal Schumacher was the pitching beneficiary of all of this.

And the Brooklyn Dodgers beat the Boston Bees, 11-2 at Ebbets Field. Having lost 115 games the year before, the Boston Braves "rebranded" as we would say today, but the fans never accepted it, and they reverted to the previous name in 1940. For the Dodgers, Danny Taylor went 3-for-4 with a home run and 5 RBIs.

So, on this day, between them, the New York teams won 49-9 on aggregate, or an average of 16-3.

The Yankees won the World Series in 1936, and in 1937. After that 1937 World Series, in which Lazzeri hit .400, the Yankees released him. He was only 34 years old. But it's not what it sounds like: Phil Wrigley, owner of the Cubs, wanted to do what his father William didn't, and bring Lazzeri to the Cubs. Since the Cubs didn't have anyone the Yankees wanted, but Tony had batted only .244 during the regular season, and 2nd baseman Joe Gordon had a great season helping the Newark Bears win the International League Pennant, general manager Ed Barrow told Tony that the Cubs wanted him, and gave him his release, so he could sign with the Cubs as a player-coach.

As it turned out, the Yankees and the Cubs each won their Leagues' Pennants, and faced each other in the World Series. Again, the Yankees swept in 4 straight. Lazzeri briefly played for the Brooklyn Dodgers, then the New York Giants, in 1939. The Toronto Maple Leafs of the International League, whose name was adopted by the city's hockey team, signed him as player-manager for the rest of 1939 and all of 1940. He went back home, and finally played for the San Francisco Seals in 1941.

He settled in the San Francisco Bay Area, in Millbrae, California. In an interview for Chicago sportswriter John P. Carmichael's 1945 book My Greatest Day In Baseball, Grover Cleveland Alexander mentioned that he'd recently seen Lazzeri on the street in San Francisco. Alexander, like Lazzeri, had epilepsy. Unlike Lazzeri, it was a factor in Alexander becoming an alcoholic. He would trade his story of striking Lazzeri out for a free drink. Alexander told the interviewer that he told Lazzeri, "Tony, I'm getting tired of fanning you!" And he said Tony said back, "Maybe you think I'm not."

On August 6, 1946, at his home in Millbrae, Tony Lazzeri had a heart attack, causing him to fall down the stairs. He broke his neck, making surviving the heart attack academic. It wasn't an epileptic seizure that caused it, as has been so often told. He was only 42 years old. Alexander died 4 years later, at 63, from the effects of his alcoholism.

Lazzeri played so long ago that, when Yankee Fans are asked to name the team's greatest 2nd baseman ever, his name doesn't come up very often. He does not have a Plaque in Monument Park at Yankee Stadium. The Number 6 that was his most frequent number has been retired, but for Joe Torre. And the YES Network, founded in 2002, has never done a Yankeeography for him, since there is so little film footage of him, and, by 2002, hardly any of his former teammates were still alive to be interviewed about him.

But in 1991, he was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. He has also been elected to the Bay Area Sports Hall of Fame, along with fellow former Yankees Joe DiMaggio, Lefty Gomez, Lefty O'Doul, Jackie Jensen, Jim "Catfish" Hunter, Billy Martin, Reggie Jackson, Jerry Coleman, Gaylord Perry, Dave Righetti and Rickey Henderson. However, Catfish, Reggie and Rickey were elected for what they did with the Oakland Athletics; and O'Doul, Jensen and Perry were elected for what they did with other teams.

Lazzeri has also been elected to the Italian American Sports Hall of Fame, along with former Yankees DiMaggio, Crosetti, Martin, Righetti, Torre, Yogi Berra, Ping Bodie, Phil Rizzuto, Vic Raschi, Joe Pepitone, Ralph Branca (yes, he was briefly a Yankee), Sal Maglie (him, too) and Rocky Colavito (him, too). 

May 24, 1626: Peter Minuit Buys Manhattan

May 24, 1626, 400 years ago: Peter Minuit buys Manhattan Island from the native Indians for $24. Or so the legend says.

The truth is a bit more complicated.

Henry Hudson, an English explorer, had sailed up the Hudson River on September 2, 1609, claiming a large swath of land for the Dutch Republic. The Hudson Valley, up to present-day Albany and Schenectady, in what became the State of New York; Long Island, including what is now the Boroughs of Brooklyn and Queens, and Nassau County, named for the ruling house of the Netherlands; what is now the western half of Connecticut; the entirety of New Jersey; much of southeastern Pennsylvania, including what became Philadelphia; northernmost Delaware; and the northeastern corner of Maryland. This colony became known as New Netherland. Its capital, occupying the southern tip of Manhattan Island, was named New Amsterdam, after the mother country's capital.

"Manhattan" was a word from the language of the Native Americans living there, the Lenape tribe, meaning "the place where we get bows" -- in other words, the wood to make bows for arrows. One of the many legends of early New York that has proven to not be true is that it was originally "Manahatta," meaning "place of many hills," although the island does have many hills.

Peter Minuit was born in Wesel, Germany between 1580 and 1585 into a Calvinist family that had moved from the city of Tournai, presently part of Wallonia in Belgium, then controlled by Spain, in order to avoid Spanish Catholic authorities, who were not favorably disposed toward Protestants. Minuit married Gertrude Raedts in 1613. She was from a wealthy family, and she probably helped him establish himself as a broker.

Minuit joined the Dutch West India Company, and was sent with his family to New Netherland in 1625 to search for tradable goods other than the animal pelts that then were the major product coming from New Netherland. He returned in the same year, and in 1626 was appointed the new director of New Netherland. He sailed to North America and arrived in the colony on May 4, 1626.

He is credited with purchasing the island of Manhattan, from Native Americans in exchange for traded goods valued at 60 guilders. That figure came from a letter by a representative of the Dutch States-General and member of the board of the Dutch West India Company, Pieter Janszoon Schagen, to the States-General in November 1626. In 1844, New York historian John Romeyn Brodhead converted the figure of Fl 60 (or 60 guilders) to US$24. By 2006, 60 guilders in 1626 was worth approximately $1,000 in current dollars, according to the Institute for Social History of Amsterdam.

The original inhabitants of the area were unfamiliar with the European notions and definitions of ownership rights. For the Indians, water, air and land could not be traded; therefore, it is likely that both parties probably went home with totally different interpretations of the sales agreement. The Lenape probably thought they were the ones who got the great deal.

A contemporary purchase of rights in nearby Staten Island, to which Minuit also was party, involved duffel cloth, iron kettles, axe heads, hoes (garden tools -- the prostitutes came later), wampum, drilling awls, "Jew's harps" and "diverse other wares."

In 1632, the Dutch West India Company recalled Governor Minuit, essentially firing him for corruption. So political corruption in New York City goes back that far. He left the Netherlands, and in 1637, having made a deal with Sweden, he sailed up the Delaware River, and established the colony of New Sweden.

The following year, he was at sea, and his ship was lost in a hurricane. Without his guidance, New Sweden never had a chance, as the mother country was losing what became known as the Thirty Years War, ending its status as a European power. In 1655, the Dutch reclaimed New Sweden as part of New Netherland.

In 1664, as part of the Anglo-Dutch War, England conquered New Amsterdam without firing a shot. Although the Netherlands ended up winning the war, England got to keep New Netherland. It renamed both the colony and its capital city New York, after the Duke of York, brother of King Charles II. He later became King James II.

Yankees Get a Weak Split With the Pesky Blue Jays

As with getting the last point or goal in a tie game, it's always better to get, rather than give up, the last win in a split multi-game series.

So the Yankees' home split with those pesky Toronto Blue Jays feels more like a loss than a win.

Ryan Weathers started on Monday night, and allowed 5 runs in 6 innings. In the bottom of the 1st, Paul Goldschmidt hit his 377th career home run, tying him on the all-time list with Norm Cash and Jeff Kent. Next up is Matt Williams with 378. Didn't we just do this with Aaron Judge? Yes, because Judge passed Goldschmidt, among others.

The Yankees tied the game at 3-3 in the 4th inning. But former Houston Astro cheat George Springer hit yet another home run against the Yankees in the 5th, to make it 4-3, and the Jays made it 5-3 in the 6th. But the Yankees scored 4 in the 7th, on home runs by Cody Bellinger and Jazz Chisholm.

David Bednar got into trouble in the 9th, but held the Jays off just enough to make a winning pitcher out of reliever Paul Blackburn. Yankees 7, Blue Jays 6.

Will Warren started on Tuesday night, and lasted just 5 innings, allowing 3 runs. Ryan McMahon hit a home run in the 4th, Ben Rice did it in the 5th, and Camilo Doval made things dicey in the 9th, but hung on. Yankees 5, Blue Jays 4.

But the worrying signs were already there. Wednesday night was indicative of the Yankees' struggles so far. Cam Schlittler allowed no runs, on just 3 hits and no walks, over the 1st 4 innings. He allowed 2 singles in the 5th, and a double in the 6th, but kept the Jays off the scoreboard. But the Yankees weren't hitting, either.

In the 7th, Schlittler ran out of gas, and allowed 2 singles and a walk to force a run in, leaving the bases loaded with nobody out. Jake Bird got out of it with only 1 more run, which proved decisive. Yovanny Cruz made his major league debut: The 26-year-old righthander from the Dominican Republic, apparently no relation to fellow Yankee reliever Fernando Cruz, wore Number 96, and pitched 2 perfect innings of relief, striking out 3.

The Yankees only got 6 hits, 3 of them by Chisholm. Trey Yesavage, the Jays' own "Schlittler," who bedeviled the Yankees in last year's Playoffs, did so again. They threatened in the 9th: With 1 out, Cody Bellinger doubled, Chisholm singled, and Goldschmidt got a run home on a groundout. But Amed Rosario struck out to end it. Blue Jays 2, Yankees 1.

Last night's game was worse. Carlos Rodón pitched as if he is back, giving the Yankees' their best starting pitching performance in the series, allowing 1 run on 3 hits and 3 walks, with 7 strikeouts, over 5 innings.

But he threw 95 pitches, and that meant the 6th inning featured Yovanny Cruz again. This time, he wasn't so good: He got the 1st out, then gave up a double and hit a batter. Springer hit another homer in the 7th, this one off Doval. The Yankees only got 3 hits, including a double by McMahon, and 3 walks, 2 of them by Bellinger.

Blue Jays 2, Yankees 0. On the YES Network, David Cone said, very accurately, "This is one you just wanna flush."

Four games, 36 innings, 13 runs, with the total going down with each game. And Met fans are stupid enough to think it's easy to hit in the new Yankee Stadium.

The Yankees are now 30-21, 4 1/2 games, 6 in the All-Important Loss Column, behind the Tampa Bay Rays, who come in for a 3-game series. Tonight, Gerrit Cole comes off the Injured List, and makes his 1st start of the season, nearly a third of the way in. The Yankees need him. Even more, they need to hit.

May 20, 1976: The Yanks-Sox '76 Brawl

Left: Lou Piniella and Carlton Fisk. Right: Bill Lee.

May 20, 1976, 50 years ago: The New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox begin a 4-game series at Yankee Stadium in The Bronx.

In 1967, there had been an exchange of beanballs there that led to a bench-clearing brawl. In 1973, at Fenway Park in Boston, a home-plate collision between the teams' All-Star catchers, Carlton Fisk at the plate and baserunner Thurman Munson, led to another big brawl. Now, as the Sox were defending American League Pennant winners, and the Yankees were trying to start a new dynasty, the old rivalry was well and truly back on.

In the bottom of the 6th, with the Yankees leading, 1-0, Lou Piniella on 2nd base and Graig Nettles on 1st base, Otto Vélez singled to right field. Piniella came around to score, but Fisk got the throw from Dwight Evans in right. "Sweet Lou" barreled into "Pudge," hoping to make him drop the ball, but it's no use: Fisk hung on, and Piniella was, unquestionably, out.

In retaliation, Fisk shoved Piniella, and here we go again. This one was even nastier than the brawls of '67 at The Stadium and '73 at Fenway -- or the one in 2004 at Fenway. Being a Red Sox catcher and starting a fight with Alex Rodriguez is one thing; starting one with Lou Piniella is another, because Lou didn't take any crap: He shoved it back.

The combatants were separated, but Sox reliever Bill Lee -- who may have hated the Yankees more than any Red Sock ever, at least until the Roid Sox of 2003-16 -- started yelling at Nettles, claiming that Nettles had hurt his shoulder. Spewing obscenities like a typical drunken lout Sox fan, "the Spaceman" (may NYPD Detective Sam Tyler of Life On Mars, wherever he is, forgive me) called Nettles out.

Lee was a pretty good pitcher up until this point, but this incident may have been the effect of drugs on his brain. (He has occasionally expressed his liking of marijuana, which usually leaves one much mellower than this.) If you call Graig Nettles out, he's going to clobber you. He did. Yeah, it was a sucker punch, but then, Lee was a sucker.

The Sox went on to win the game, 8-2, but lost the fight, only split that 4-game series, and were well back of the Yankees, who went on to win the Pennant.

Lee later said, "The Yankees fought like hookers swinging their purses." First of all, How would he know how hookers fight? And second of all, What does it say about him that he still lost the fight?

Sox fans like to say that Nettles ruined Lee, a great pitcher until then, but who never recovered. Actually, Lee was only a pretty good pitcher until then, and Lee did recover -- after yet another brilliant Sox trade, sending Lee to the Montreal Expos for Stan Papi. Not the Papi that Sox fans like to remember.

Arsenal Are the Premier League Champions!

Today, it was 103 degrees in Central New Jersey. But I didn't care: I wore a polyester shirt and a wool scarf.

Today, May 19, 2026, at 4:25 PM U.S. Eastern Time, 9:25 British time, despite a goal in the 95th minute, Manchester City ended its game with AFC Bournemouth in a 1-1 draw. This means that they cannot finish ahead of Arsenal FC in the Premier League table. This means that, for the 1st time since 2004, Arsenal are the Premier League Champions!

It is the 14th title for the club. Under the old format, the Football League First Division, they won in 1931, 1933, 1934, 1935, 1938, 1948, 1953, 1971, 1989 and 1991. Under the current format, the Premier League, they have won in 1998, 2002, 2004 (going unbeaten, the only team ever to do so) and now, 2026.

Having won the FA Cup right after his arrival as manager in 2020, having previously won it with Arsenal as a player in 2014, Mikel Arteta has now won the Premier League title as a manager.

Tonight, the 115 rule violations for which Man City have still not been punished don't matter. Their manager, Josep "Pep" Guardiola, who cheated like hell at FC Barcelona and then Bayern Munich before Man City decided they would do anything to win, legal or otherwise, leaving after next Sunday's season finale doesn't matter. All the cheating that was done to Arsenal in the intervening 22 years doesn't matter. All the accusations that Arsenal are "boring" (we've heard that before) or won because of VAR (Video Assisted Referee, as if getting calls right was a bad thing) don't matter.

All that matters is, Arsenal have triumphed.

Someone said online, "We've gone from the drama of the Aguero moment to referees watching a screen to give a foul from a corner to decide titles. Premier League is a mess."

Wrong. As if Sergio Agüero's goal to give City the 2012 Premier League title, before Guardiola got there, was better than Michael Thomas' goal to give Arsenal the 1989 title.

The Premier League is not a mess. It has reached the minimum it always should have. We have gone from referees giving Guardiola at City, Alex Ferguson at Manchester United, and Jose Mourinho wherever he has managed (mostly at Chelsea), calls they didn't deserve; to forcing the referees to acknowledge their mistakes and get the calls right, so that the team that actually deserves to win the League title actually wins it.

It reminds me that, in 2015, Met fans demanded that Yankee Fans root for their team in the World Series, because they were "the New York team."

Really? Met fans have never rooted for the Yankees because they were the New York team in the World Series.

They didn't root for the Yankees in 1963, 1977, 1978, 1981 or 2024, when we were playing the Los Angeles O'Malleys.

They didn't root for us in 1962, when we were playing the San Francisco Giants, and wouldn't have rooted for us in any of the other seasons when the Giants, had they made it, would have played the Yankees.

They didn't root for us in 1964, against the St. Louis Cardinals.

They didn't root for us in 1976, against the Cincinnati Big Rose Machine.

They didn't root for us in 1998, against the San Diego Padres.

They didn't root for us in 1996 or 1999, no matter how much they hated the Atlanta Braves.

They didn't root for us in 2009, no matter how much they hated the Philadelphia Phillies.

They didn't even root for us in 2001, against the Arizona Diamondbacks, after the 9/11 attacks, when New York really needed that World Championship, more than it needed the one the Mets won in 1969, more than it needed the one the Yankees won in 1977.

But Met fans wanted Yankee Fans to root for them in 2015, Oh, hell, no!

But then, baseball doesn't have promotion and relegation, does it? If it did, the Mets would currently be struggling to get back from Class AAA to the major leagues.

Now, there have been fans of other teams who have said they would rather see Arsenal, or anybody else, win it than see Man City (or, at least, Guardiola) win it again.

But the vitriol of people who didn't want to see Arsenal win it...

I know why. It's because Arsenal have always been seen as a "foreign team":

* The team began in 1886, and while some of the founding players were English, some were Scottish, including the original Captain, David Danskin.

* In the 1930s, they won the League 5 times, and the FA Cup twice, with Scottish forward Alex James and Welsh players, halfback Charlie Jones and forward Bob John.

* They won the League in 1948 and 1953, won the FA Cup in 1950, and were runner-up in both in 1952, with Scots Alex Forbes at right half and Jimmy Logie at inside right, and Welshman Walley Barnes at left back.

* They won the League and the FA Cup, "The Double," in 1971, with Scots Bob Wilson in goal, Frank McLintock as centerback and Captain, and George Graham and Eddie Kelly in midfield; Welshman John Roberts as another centerback; and starting right back and reserve left back Sammy Nelson were from Northern Ireland.

* They won the FA Cup in 1979 with "The Irish Connection." Midfield wizard Liam Brady, forward Frank Stapleton, and centerback David O'Leary were from Dublin. And 1971 holdovers Rice and Nelson, goalkeeper Pat Jennings, and manager Terry Neill were from Belfast. And centerback Willie Young was Scottish.

* Graham became manager in 1986, and built a League title winner that included 1979 holdover O'Leary, and one of the earliest continental Europeans to make a difference in the English League, Swedish midfielder Anders Limpar. He also built one of the earliest English Champions to have a significant black contingent, with players like David Rocastle and the aforementioned Michael Thomas. He then went back to Scandinavia to get Dane John Jensen.

* Arsène Wenger became manager in 1996, coming from France, and built a true United Nations roster, with Europeans, Africans, Europeans of African descent, South Americans. He won The Double in 1998 and 2002, went unbeaten in winning the Premier League in 2004, won FA Cups in 2003 and 2005, and reached the UEFA Champions League Final in 2006.

During this period, it became impossible to win the Premier League with a team of all Englishmen, or even of all men from the British Isles. A foreigner-filled lineup became necessary. But it seemed as though English referees were treating all Arsenal players as foreign, including the Englishmen; and all players on certain classically English teams -- the Manchester teams, the Liverpool teams, Chelsea, West Ham, Newcastle, etc. -- as English, regardless of their national origin.

Arsenal finished 2nd the last 3 seasons, behind Liverpool once and Man City twice. This time, nothing stopped them, not even a bad defeat to Man City a few weeks ago.

So, if you like, call them "the worst Premier League Champions ever." You have the right to be that stupid. Call them that.

As long as you call them the Champions.

Their game on this coming Sunday, away to South London team Crystal Palace, now means nothing. But the following Saturday, they will play in the Champions League Final for the 1st time in 20 years, against defending Champions Paris Saint-Germain, in Budapest, Hungary.

With the big domestic trophy in hand, there will be desire, but no desperation. The season is a success, regardless of what happens in Budapest.

But they've been the best team in the CL all season long. One more game.