Showing posts with label orlando. Show all posts
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Friday, June 12, 2026

June 12, 2016: The Pulse Nightclub Shooting

June 12, 2016, 10 years ago: Pulse, a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, is hosting a Latin Night when 102 people are shot by a single gunman. Of those, 49 died.

The shooter was Omar Mateen, a 29-year-old Long Island native, a son of Afghan immigrants, who was working for the Florida Department of Corrections. His family was described as moderate Muslims, but going back to his childhood, he had a preoccupation with violence. He had sworn allegiance to the terrorist group ISIL, and said that the killing of ISIL official Abu Waheeb in Iraq the month before set him off. After a 3-hour standoff inside the club, Orlando police shot and killed him.

The massacre was officially classified a terrorist attack, and still ranks as the deadliest one in America since 9/11. It was the deadliest mass shooting in American history, but that record only lasted until October 1, 2017, in Las Vegas -- one that has not been officially classified as a terrorist attack.

The massacre deeply shook the people of Central Florida, and gay Americans everywhere. At the time, what was then named Orlando City Stadium was being constructed in Orlando, to be the home of Major League Soccer's Orlando City SC (Soccer Club), and the National Women's Soccer League's Orlando Pride, a name obliquely referencing women's soccer's ties to the gay community.

When the stadium opened on February 24, 2017, 49 seats in Section 12 were painted in a rainbow pattern, as a memorial to the Pulse victims. The venue was renamed Exploria Stadium in 2019, and Inter&Co Stadium in 2024.
Pulse had opened in 2004. It never reopened after the shooting, not even in a different location. The site of the building is planned for a memorial and museum, but has run into delays for various reasons.

Thursday, July 17, 2025

July 17, 1955: Disneyland Opens

July 17, 1955, 70 years ago: Disneyland opens in Anaheim, California, 26 miles southeast of Los Angeles.

Walt Disney, head of the film studio that bore his name, based it on Henry Ford's Museum and Greenfield Village, in the Detroit suburbs, having enjoyed its Main Street concept and steamboat rides. He had also been inspired by such places as Colonial Williamsburg in Virginia and the 1939-40 New York World's Fair.

The opening day was a disaster. It was open only to invited guests and the media, but about half of the 28,000 people there had bought counterfeit tickets or climbed over the fence. Traffic to get in was as bad as for a major sporting event.

And the temperature was 101 degrees. (Most of Southern California had been desert before L.A. was built on it and then expanded out, after all.) The local plumbers' union was on strike. As a result, the water pressure was such that Disney was given a choice of having working drinking fountains or working public toilets. He chose the toilets, which was unquestionably the right move. But since Pepsi-Cola was one of the sponsors, having non-working drinking fountains made it look like a cynical move to sell more Pepsi.

And the vendors didn't have enough food. The heat also meant that some of the asphalt that had just been poured didn't have time to fully cool, and some women's high heels sank into it, tripping them up and injuring some.

Usually being media-savvy, Disney wanted the events televised nationwide, and got ABC to broadcast it, with some of his conservative Hollywood friends like Art Linkletter, Bob Cummings and... Ronald Reagan. But many guests tripped over the large TV camera cables of the era. Cummings was caught kissing a dancer. Linkletter tried an "over to you" to Cummings over and over again, but a technical issue made it impossible, and he ended up looking very foolish on live TV. (It was Linkletter's birthday, too: He was 43.)

For the rest of his life, Disney referred to the day as "Black Sunday," and accepted the next day, July 18, as Disneyland's "official birthday." After his death, though, the park began to restore the July 17 birthday.

The original park had 5 main sections, which have since been added onto. Main Street, U.S.A. was patterned after a typical Midwest town of the early 20th Century -- specifically, the one Disney himself grew up in, during the 1900s and 1910s: Marceline, in north-central Missouri, which now has a museum in Disney's honor. 

Adventureland was "designed to recreate the feel of an exotic tropical place in a far-off region of the world," as Disney put it, "far from civilization, in the remote jungles of Asia and Africa." Being in the Western U.S., and this being the early days of television, when Western movies were big, there pretty much had to be a Wild West-themed place, and it was named Frontierland.

Fantasyland was inspired by such Disney cartoon classics as their versions of the stories of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland and Peter Pan. Its centerpiece, and the park's symbol, is the 77-foot-high Sleeping Beauty Castle. And Tomorrowland was especially inspired by New York 1939, as an idea of what the future would look like -- keeping in mind that, in 1955, space travel was still just a concept.

All of which allowed Disneyland to rebound from the lousy Day One to become what it billed itself as: "The Happiest Place On Earth," one that denied the existence of the troubles of post-World War II America: The Cold War, smog, suburban banality... and racial strife. It would be a while before Disneyland's employee roster was desegregated, and even longer before there was enough of a black middle class in America to provide enough of a black customer base.

On October 1, 1955, 76 days after Disneyland opened, The Honeymooners premiered on CBS. Formerly a sketch on The Jackie Gleason Show, Gleason spun the show off as a half-hour sitcom. The premiere episode featured Gleason's Ralph Kramden facing the demand of his wife Alice, played by Audrey Meadows, for something they did not yet have, but most families now seemed to: A television set. But Ralph hadn't even gotten a telephone -- or, something that always bugged my mother, a kid at the time, curtains for the kitchen window, the only window visible on the stage set.

Ralph told Alice he worked hard for his money -- no question about that, he was a bus driver in New York -- and that she should be lucky to live the way she does, in their small apartment in Brooklyn, without modern amenities. Alice went along with it, in the most sarcastic of fashions: "It's a regular Disneyland!"

She pointed out the window, at the tenements, and the laundry lines between them: "That's my Fantasyland!" She turned on the faucet of the kitchen sink. What came out of it? Water? Nope, just a weird knocking sound. "I never know what's going to happen with it," she said. "That's my Adventureland. That stove and that icebox: That's Frontierland. The only thing missing, Ralph, is The World of Tomorrow. I have nothing in my Disneyland from The World of Tomorrow!"

Ralph: "You want The World of Tomorrow? I'll show you The World of Tomorrow: You're going to the Moon!"

In 1966, two and a half miles to the east, across Interstate 5, what is now Angel Stadium of Anaheim opened, as the home of the baseball team then known as the California Angels, but now again called, as they originally were, the Los Angeles Angels. Jokes about the Angels playing "at Disneyland" have abounded ever since. But, between them, the Angels and Mickey Mouse have made the City of Anaheim grow by leaps and bounds, to the point where it's no longer just a giant suburb of L.A., but a real city in its own right, of 350,000 people.

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October 1, 1971: Walt Disney World opens in Bay Lake, Florida, 15 miles southwest of Orlando.

Okay, why a 2nd park? Was "Uncle Walt" simply greedy? No: By 1959, he was seeing figures showing that, at the time, 75 percent of America's population lived east of the Mississippi River, but only 5 percent of Disneyland's visitors came from there. And he didn't like some of the businesses that were sprouting up near Disneyland. So he wanted a place convenient to the East, but with more land, so he could control what went up around it. If there's one thing that a powerful person desires more than money, it's control.

He had an idea he called "EPCOT": Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow. In other words, while there would be a Main Street, U.S.A., a Fantasyland and a Frontierland as with Anaheim, the place would be more about tomorrow than yesterday.

The project was barely in the planning stage when Disney died from cancer on December 15, 1966. His brother Roy Disney saw it through, but only the original part of the park, known as the Magic Kingdom, opened in 1971.

"The Most Magical Place On Earth" was built over a series of tunnels that allowed employees or guests to move through the park out of sight. As with its California counterpart, the centerpiece is a castle, this one named Cinderella Castle, and reaching a higher peak, 189 feet.

All the water in the park is kept moving. Not having standing water nearly -- but not completely, as nothing is 100 percent effective -- eliminates one of the biggest problems with being in Florida: Disney World has hardly any mosquitoes.

Disney's Contemporary Resort also opened on the Magic Kingdom's opening day. It is a hotel, and a terminus for the park's monorail system.

November 17, 1973: On vacation, trying to get away from the troubles of the Watergate scandal, and staying at the Contemporary Resort, President Richard Nixon decides to hold a press conference. He gets mad at the questions about his integrity, and finally says, "I welcome this sort of examination, because people have gotta know whether or not their President is a crook! Well, I'm not a crook! I've earned everything I've got!"

The line becomes remembered as "I am not a crook." And, technically speaking, he wasn't a "crook." He was an arch-criminal. His recently-resigned Vice President, Spiro Agnew, forced out over charges of bribery and tax evasion? He met the definition of a crook.

October 1, 1982: Epcot, as Walt imagined it, finally opened, crowned by a "Spaceship Earth." It included several sections devoted to various countries around the world, inspired by the Busch Gardens theme parks in nearby Tampa and in Williamsburg, Virginia.

March 8, 1983: Another Republican President took time off to go to Orlando -- although the speech in question was not given at the Disney World complex. Addressing the National Association of Evangelicals, 28 years after the former actor had helped open Disneyland, Ronald Reagan gave a speech appealing to the anti-atheist, and therefore anti-Communist, views of the attendees, attacking the Soviet Union -- not with bombs, but with words:

I urge you to beware the temptation of pride, the temptation of blithely declaring yourselves above it all and label both sides equally at fault, to ignore the facts of history and the aggressive impulses of an evil empire, to simply call the arms race a giant misunderstanding and thereby remove yourself from the struggle between right and wrong, and good and evil.

Uncle Walt would have approved.

November 4, 1986: I visited Disney World with my family. My parents had wanted to go for a long time, and could now afford it. I wasn't crazy about the idea, but my sister was then 7 years old, so it was more for her than for anything else.

The place quickly grew on me, and, despite the distaste I eventually developed for Disney the man, it was a great experience. At one point, I lost my wallet, and it was found and returned within 2 hours. At the time, I was relieved. As time went by, I become very impressed with the efficiency of the place.

My parents noticed just how much of it had been bought by Disney from the 1964-65 New York World's Fair. My grandmother was with us, and kept saying, "That wasn't the real World's Fair," remembering the 1939-40 edition, But she enjoyed it, too. (We also visited nearby Sea World, the John F. Kennedy Space Center at Cape Canaveral -- my father and I, both science fiction fans, insisted -- and, at the other end of Florida, a cousin of my father's outside Tampa. While some members of my family have been to California, none of us has ever visited Disneyland.)

January 26, 1987: The day after the New York Giants won Super Bowl XXI, a commercial began airing. To the tune of "When You Wish Upon a Star," from the 1940 Disney cartoon Pinocchio, highlights of the game were shown, mostly of the game's Most Valuable Player, Giant quarterback Phil Simms.

Halfway through, an unseen announcer said, "Phil Simms: You've just won the Super Bowl! Now, what are you going to do?" And Simms looked into the camera and said, "I'm going to Disney World!" Sure enough, Simms and his teammates attended a parade in their honor at Disney World, and a tradition was born: Not just for Super Bowl MVPs, but for other sports stars. (Mark McGwire did it after breaking * Roger Maris' home run record in 1998.)

What I didn't know for several years was that 2 versions had been filmed, one for the East, and one for the West, in which Simms said, "I'm going to Disneyland!" Since the game was played at the Rose Bowl, on the other side of Los Angeles, they went to Disneyland first.

May 1, 1989: Disney's Hollywood Studios opens on Disney World land, to compete with the nearby Universal Studios theme park.

June 1, 1989: Disney's Typhoon Lagoon, a water park, opens.

November 4, 1989: Orlando becomes a major league sports city, with the debut of an NBA team. It is named in honor of the Magic Kingdom: The Orlando Magic. The team has made the Playoffs 16 times in its 1st 32 seasons, including 2 trips to the NBA Finals. But it has never explained what "one Magic" is called. Then again, neither have their Florida arch-rivals, the Miami Heat.

April 1, 1995: Disney's Blizzard Beach, a water park with a contradictory name, opens.

April 22, 1998: Disney's Animal Kingdom opens, based on the safari at Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, New Jersey and the nearby Busch Gardens park in Tampa.

Friday, December 9, 2022

If Every Team Moved to Where Its Owner Lived

Hal Steinbrenner, owner of the Tampa Bay Yankees

Note: If a team's owner does live in the market where it's already based, I haven't included it.

Major League Baseball
Colorado Braves
Los Angeles Padres
New York Red Sox 
New York Rays
Tampa Bay Yankees

Boston Red Sox owner John W. Henry lives in Westport, on the New York side of Connecticut. Tampa Bay Rays owner Stuart Sternberg lives in Rye, Westchester County, New York. Padres owner Peter Seidler is a grandson of Walter O'Malley, the man who moved the Dodgers from Brooklyn to Los Angeles. He bought the Padres in 2020, and appears to be intent on keeping them in San Diego.

National Football League
Boston Eagles
Cleveland 49ers
Denver Rams
Miami Jaguars
New York Dolphins
New York Panthers
New York Vikings

Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper lives in Livingston, Essex County, New Jersey. Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross lives in Southampton, Long Island. Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf lives in Springfield, Union County, New Jersey. Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan lives in Naples, Florida, in Miami's market. Miami Marlins owner Bruce Sherman also lives there.

National Basketball Association
Detroit Cavaliers
Los Angeles Hawks
San Diego Nets
Seattle Clippers
Seattle Trail Blazers

Brooklyn Nets owner Joe Tsai lives in San Diego. Computer billionaire Paul Allen owned both the NFL's Seattle Seahawks and the NBA's Portland Trail Blazers, and his family trust now operates them. Since the Blazers were the arch-rivals of the Seattle SuperSonics, they will not be taking the Sonics' place.

Since the Clippers will never beat the Lakers for fan interest in Los Angeles, team owner Steve Ballmer should move them to his hometown, and make them the new Seattle SuperSonics. But he is committed to building a new arena in Inglewood, California, on the site of Hollywood Park Racetrack, adjacent to The Forum and SoFi Stadium.

National Hockey League
Buffalo Bruins
Dallas Hurricanes
Kansas City Kings
Las Vegas Coyotes
Nashville Wild
New York Panthers
New York Penguins
Toronto Senators

Josh Harris is from Philadelphia, and owns both the Devils and the NBA's 76ers. However, his main partner, David Blitzer, lives in Scotch Plains, Union County, where he grew up. Florida Panthers owner Vincent Viola lives in Manhattan. John W. Henry's Fenway Sports Group now owns a majority stake in the Pittsburgh Penguins, with Mario Lemieux continuing as a part-owner. The NBA's Sacramento Kings were the Kansas City Kings from 1972 to 1985.

Major League Soccer
FC Kansas City
Kansas City Galaxy
Miami United
New York FC
New York City SC
Real New Jersey
Tampa Bay FC

Vikings owner Zygi Wilf also owns Orlando City SC, so the Orlando club becomes "New York City SC," while New York City FC, part-owned by the Yankees, becomes "Tampa Bay FC," and Charlotte FC are owned by Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper. And David Blitzer owns a large, though not majority, stake in Real Salt Lake.

Jimmy Haslam owns both the NFL's Cleveland Browns and MLS' Columbus Crew, but I decided not to "move" either to the other's market, even though Columbus is closer to Cincinnati than it is to Cleveland. John J. Fisher owns MLB's Oakland Athletics and MLS' San Jose Earthquakes, and since both teams are in the San Francisco Bay Area, I chose not to change either team's name.

D.C. United majority owner Jason Levien lives in Miami. So do Inter Miami owners Jorge and Jose Mas. Calling FC Dallas "FC Kansas City" is problematic, since there was an FC Kansas City, in the National Women's Soccer League. But the team is owned by Clark Hunt, owner of the Kansas City Chiefs, who inherited them from his father, Lamar Hunt, who was form Dallas and founded both teams. KC's current NWSL team is the Kansas City Current.

Wednesday, April 20, 2022

How to Be a Red Bulls Fan In Orlando -- 2022 Edition

This Sunday afternoon, April 24, the New York Red Bulls visit Orlando City Soccer Club, a.k.a. Orlando City SC.

Before You Go. Florida must be where the saying, "It's not the heat that's so bad, it's the humidity" was first used. Indeed, when Miami got its expansion baseball team in 1991, someone joked that, since they already had the Heat, a basketball team that was then so bad, the baseball team should be named the Miami Humidity. (It was named the Florida Marlins instead, and is now the Miami Marlins.)

Orlando isn't as far south as Miami, but I've been there in November, and the place simply doesn't recognize what the calendar says for the Northeast. It can be 85 degrees and 100 percent humidity. It can be unbearable. The Orlando Sentinel website currently has projections for next Sunday for the mid-80s in the afternoon, and the high 60s at night. If you truly must "cross Orlando City off your list," perhaps waiting until next year won't be such a bad idea.

Orlando is in the Eastern Time Zone, so you won't have to fool with your timepieces. Florida was part of the Confederate States of America, and Central Florida (outside of Disney World itself, which is its own fiefdom under "Uncle Walt," who was very conservative) is still very much Southern, but you won't need to bring your passport or change your money (although Disney World does use "Disney Dollars" as coupons).

Tickets. Orlando City averaged 22,863 fans per home game in 2019, the last pre-COVID season, about 93 percent of capacity. The women's league team, the Orlando Pride, also sells very well by that league's standard. In Orlando, soccer is in. So getting tickets could be difficult.

But this is one sport where fans of the visiting team have a built-in advantage: You only have to look in one particular section, and it's going to be cheap. It's Section 108, in the southwest corner of the stadium, and it will be $23.

Getting There. It's 1,080 miles from Times Square to downtown Orlando, and 1,064 miles from Red Bull Arena to Orlando City Stadium. Reading this, your first thought is going to be to fly.

If you order now, you can get a round-trip nonstop flight on United Airlines for just under $1,000. Maybe you're paying for the Orlando airport and its fantastic monorail. The only problem is, you've got to start at Newark Airport. At least they've finally built their monorail.

(Orlando International Airport's airport code of MCO comes from its former status, up until 1975, as McCoy Air Force Base, named for Colonel Michael Norman Wright McCoy, a hero pilot of World War II who was killed in a crash at what was then named Pinecastle Air Force Base in 1957.)

Amtrak's Silver Star leaves New York's Penn Station at 11:02 AM, and arrives in Orlando at 10:33 the following morning, a 23-and-a-half hour trip. It's $412 round-trip. Be advised that the Florida trains, the Silver Meteor and the Silver Star, are notoriously late on their returns to the Northeast Corridor. So flying is the better option. The Amtrak station is at 1400 Slight Blvd. at Copleand Drive, downtown.

Greyhound runs 5 buses a day from New York's Port Authority Bus Terminal to Orlando, with a round-trip fare of $596, which can drop to as low as $353 with advanced purchase. This trip takes 25 hours, with a change of buses and an hour-and-a-half layover in Richmond, which is not fun. So far, flying remains the better option, which is a rarity on these Trip Guides. The Greyhound station is at 555 N. John Young Parkway. 2 miles west of downtown. Number 25 bus.

If you do prefer to drive, see if you can get someone to split the duties with you. Essentially, you'll be taking Interstate 95 almost all the way down. At Exit 260, take Interstate 4 West, and Exit 82B for downtown Orlando.

It should take about 2 hours to get through New Jersey, 20 minutes in Delaware, an hour and a half in Maryland, 3 hours in Virginia, 3 hours in North Carolina, 3 hours in South Carolina, 2 hours in Georgia, and about 2 hours and 45 minutes in Florida. Given proper 45-minute rest stops – I recommend doing one in Delaware, and then, once you're through the Washington, D.C. area, doing one when you enter each new State, and then another around Orlando, for a total of 7 – and taking into account city traffic at each end, your entire trip should take about 23 hours -- faster than Greyhound, but not faster than Amtrak.

Once In the City. Founded as Jernigan in 1875, and home to about 287,000 people with a metropolitan area of over 3.1 million, Orlando was named for Orlando Reeves, an American soldier who was killed within what is now the city limits during the Second Seminole War in 1835.

There's just one problem with that story: It never happened. There was no fighting in said war in what's now the Orlando area, and the only Orlando Reeves who lived nearby owned a plantation with a sugar mill on it. He carved his name in a tree, and somebody presumed later on that he must have been buried there. How he became a war hero, who knows. Maybe it was Southern pride, something the locals tried to cling to after General Sherman kicked the Confederacy's redneck ass.

The sales tax in Florida is 6 percent, and an additional 6 percent is placed on all hotel rooms. ZIP Codes in the Orlando area start with the digits 321, 327, 328, 329 and 347. The Area Code is 407, with 321 overlaid. Central Blvd. divides city addresses into North and South, and Orange Avenue divides them into East and West. Orlando has no "beltway."

The Orlando Utilities Commission runs the electricity. The city's population is about 41 percent white, 29 percent Hispanic, 25 percent black, and 4 percent Asian. The city's white and Hispanic neighborhoods are fairly well mixed, but the black population is mostly on the city's west side.

Just 12 miles west of Orlando is Ocoee, site of the Ocoee Massacre of November 2, 1920. When black people tried to vote in that day's Presidential election, won by Warren Harding, they were attacked, and most of their owned homes and businesses were burned down. There were an estimated 35 deaths, and it has been called "the single bloodiest day in modern American political history." I learned about it in... 2020, on its 100th Anniversary. It wasn't taught to me in any school.

More recently, on February 26, 2012, 17-year-old black high school student Trayvon Martin was murdered by 28-year-old George Zimmerman, who is half-Hispanic but identifies as white. He said that Martin attacked him. The evidence proved otherwise, but Zimmerman was acquitted, and has filed lawsuits for defamation against those who have called him a murderer.

The cunt can sue me if he wants: He is a murderer. The murder occurred in front of 1241 Twin Trees Lane, in Sanford, Florida, about 20 miles north of downtown Orlando. Too difficult to reach by public transportation to recommend any method of reaching it other than a car.

More recently still, on June 12, 2016, Omar Mateen shot 112 people, with 49 of them dying, at Pulse, a gay dance club that was hosting a Latino Night, thus affecting both the gay and Hispanic communities of Central Florida, as well as anybody who'd ever previously been affected by gun violence.

A memorial has been placed at the site, and the building itself is being converted into a museum of tolerance. 1912 S. Orange Avenue, about a mile and a half south of downtown. Bus 11.

Lynx is the local bus service. A single ride is $2.00. In 2014, Orlando began their SunRail commuter service, which, later this year, will extend, north-to-south, from DeLand in the north to Poinciana in the south. (For the moment, it runs from DeBary to Poinciana.) They also want to expand to the airport, and to Daytona Beach; the former is expected to open in 2020, but the later remains only a plan.
A SunRail train in downtown Orlando

Brightline service, which now connects Miami with Fort Lauderdale and West Palm Beach, is planning an extension to Orlando, hoping to open it in 2022.

While the Florida metro areas of Miami-Fort Lauderdale, Tampa Bay and Jacksonville are known for their beaches, Orlando is considerably inland. The closest beach town is Cocoa Beach, 60 miles to the east, near Cape Canaveral.

Going In. Opening in 2017 as Orlando City Stadium, now named for Exploria Resorts Exploria Stadium seats 25,500, making it less than half the size of the Citrus Bowl, but slightly larger than Red Bull Arena. The address of "The Lions Den" is 655 W. Church Street, at Parramore Avenue, in the Parramore section of the city, about a mile west of downtown, 7 blocks east of the Citrus Bowl, and 3 blocks west of the Amway Arena. SunRail to Church Street station. If you drive in, parking is $8.00.
Canopies not only protect the fans from the intense Florida sun, but also increase noise levels. The field has always been natural grass, and is aligned north-to-south.
The stadium includes 49 rainbow-colored seats in Section 12, along the West Stand, as a memorial to the 49 victims of the June 12, 2016 massacre at the Pulse nightclub. This is, as far as I know, the most notable notation to a local gay community in any North American sports venue. (It certainly is more obvious to the naked eye than the new Stonewall 50th Anniversary plaque in Yankee Stadium's Monument Park.)
Purple is OCSC's main color. In this case,
it has nothing to do with the gay community,
the way the rainbow pattern in the seats does.

In addition to OCSC, the stadium is home to their reserve team, Orlando City B; and the Orlando Pride of the National Women's Soccer League. It hosted the 2017 NCAA women's soccer Final Four. It is also a new outpost for the national teams: The men's team beat Panama 4-0 there in a World Cup Qualifier on October 6, 2017 (for all the good it did), and Ecuador 1-0 on March 21, 2019. The women's team beat England 1-0 there in the SheBelieves Cup on March 7, 2018. It hosted 6 games of the 2021 CONCACAF Gold Cup.

Food. Florida is Southeastern Conference territory, where tailgating is a holy rite. And Orlando City do allow tailgating in their parking lot. But they do serve food inside the new stadium.

Pride Grille serves burgers, chicken tenders and fries, behind Sections 4 and 17. Stadium Classics serves nachos, salads and wraps at 5. Corner Kicks serves burgers, hot dogs, chicken tenders, fries and popcorn at 9. Forward Fare serves traditional stadium food like hot dogs, nachos, pretzels and popcorn, at 24, 33 and 37. Parramore Cafe serves salads, sandwiches and hot dogs at 24. City Pub serves beer at 26.

City Bistro serves empanadas and steak sandwiches at 30. Papa John's serves pizza that no self-respecting soccer fan, or person with pride in any form) would eat, at 31. Esta Noche serves Cuban food at 32. City Burgers serves burgers, fries and chicken tenders at 35. And Casa del Sol serves Mexican food at 36. 

Team History Displays. They've only played since 2010, and in MLS since 2015, so, as the song goes, "You ain't got no history." So, no display thereof. Their best finish was in the jury-rigged COVID season of 2020, coming in 4th in the Eastern Conference. That season also marked their 1st and, so far, best appearance in the MLS Cup Playoffs, reaching the Quarterfinals. Their closest calls in the U.S. Open Cup has been a Semifinal berth in 2019. The closest thing they have to a historical figure is the now-retired Brazilian legend, the midfielder Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, a.k.a. Kaká.
The Florida Sports Hall of Fame is located at Lake Myrtle Sports Park in Auburndale, 45 miles southwest of Orlando City Stadium. As yet, there are no OCSC players inducted. Only 2 soccer players are in: Winston Dubose, an Orlando native who starred for the Tampa Bay Rowdies in the old North American Soccer League; and Michelle Akers, who starred in Orlando for the University of Central Florida, helped the U.S. win the 1991 and 1999 Women's World Cups, and is now an assistant manager for the Orlando Pride.

With the arrival of David Beckham's Inter Miami, the nasty rivalry between the Orlando Magic and the Miami Heat has carried over to soccer. OCSC also have a rivalry with Atlanta United. Against Miami, they are 3-2 with 3 ties; against Atlanta, 3-8 with 5 ties.

Stuff. There is a "Merchandise Shop" at each corner of the stadium, with the main Orlando City Club Shop in the southeast corner.

As a new team, there are no videos about Orlando City SC. The sports staff of the Orlando Sentinel put together a book titled Purple Reign: Orlando City's Inaugural 2015 Major League Soccer Season.

During the Game. This is the South, but it's not football: It's "football." There is no rivalry between the Red Bulls and Orlando City. The fact that OCSC and New York City FC came into the league at the same time has resulted in lots of comparisons (so far, mostly favoring Orlando's operation), but that's not a rivalry, either. You're not going to be in physical danger unless you provoke someone. So don't do that.

Orlando City's badge features a lion, in homage to the Orlando Lions, who played in various minor leagues from 1985 to 1996. As a result, this team is also unofficially nicknamed the Lions. The lion's mane has 21 flares, looking like a sun but also paying tribute to the fact that OCSC is the league's 21st team.

They hold auditions for National Anthem singers, instead of having a regular. Their mascot is Kingston the Lion (as in the lion is the king of the jungle), whose mane appears to be in Jamaican-style braids (as in Kingston is the capital of Jamaica).
The leading fan group is The Ruckus, and includes the Tallahassee-based Capitol City Ruckus. The Iron Lion Firm separated from The Ruckus shortly after its founding in 2009 (with the hope of getting into MLS), and can be identified by their ILF 407 banners (their initials, and Orlando's Area Code). The ILF, as befitting their Bob Marleyesque name, are more Caribbean and Latin American in style, if not necessarily in ethnic makeup.

These 2 groups sit (and stand) in the North End, and form "The Wall." This massive support gave OCSC the 2nd-highest per-game attendance in the league in 2015 and '16, behind only Seattle. This wall is more effective than any seen in Game of Thrones or in Donald Trump's cocaine fever-dreams.
Like the Red Bulls' ultras, they sing the variation on Little Peggy March's "I Will Follow Him": "We love ya (3 times), and where you go we'll follow (3 times)..." Like the Red Bulls, and the D.C. Scum, they sing "Vamos... " ("Vamos, Vamos Orlando, esta noche, tenenos que ganar... " Meaning, "Let's go, let's go Orlando, this night, we have to win... ")

To "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes, they sing, "Oh, oh, oh, Orlan... do!" They also alter one of the old English footie chants to remove the misogyinistic "shag yer women" line: "The ILF! We are here! Harass your players and drink your beer!"

They also endured some controversy in their 1st MLS season, 2015, when objections were raised to a chant that included the word "retarded." Both the Ruckus and the ILF agreed to replace the offending word in the chant, and have been publicly commended by the advocacy groups that had objected.

After the Game. Orlando is not known as a high-crime city. You should be safe going out, and, if you drove to the game, you car should be in one piece.

I was not able to find any place to eat or drink that is known to cater to New York teams' fans. And there don't seem to be a lot of bars near the stadium. But there's a New York International Bread Company a few blocks west, at 1500 W. Church Street, closer to the old stadium.

If you visit Orlando during the European soccer season, unless you're a fan of a very big club, you're probably out of luck. XL Soccer World, formerly Aces, at 825 Courtland Street, about 6 miles north of downtown, is an Arsenal pub. A possibility for other English clubs is The Harp and Celt, which bills itself as "Orlando's #1 Soccer House." 25 S. Magnolia Avenue, downtown, known to cater to both of the Merseyside clubs, Liverpool and Everton, and is also claimed by Manchester United fans.

The British Pavilion -- or "PaviLION," as they style themselves, as they're an official Orlando City "partner pub" -- was home to the local Tottenham fan club. It was at 1000 Jackson Street, around the corner from the stadium. But it went out of business, and now the local Spurs fans have to go to Murphy's Pub, at 6582 International Drive, 9 miles southwest of downtown.

Dewey's Sports Bar also touts its soccer match showings. 7720 Turkey Lake Road, 9 miles southwest of downtown, near Universal Orlando. Hollerbach's hosts Bayern Munich matches, 205 E. 1st Street, in Sanford, but that's 20 miles north of Orlando.

Sidelights. Orlando doesn't have much of a sports history. And if you're not interesting in going to the nearby theme parks, there's not a whole lot to do there except experience serious humidity all year long.

* Citrus Bowl and site of Tinker Field. The Citrus Bowl complex used to include an old football stadium and an old baseball park. Opened in 1936 as Orlando Stadium, the stadium became the Tangerine Bowl in 1946, and from 1947 onward (with the exception of 1973, when it was held at the University of Florida) hosted the game of the same name, often on New Year's Day, which was renamed the Florida Citrus Bowl in 1983, and Camping World Stadium in 2016. Camping World, as you might guess, sells recreational equipment.

It seated a mere 8,900 people at its opening, and just 15,900 as late as 1975. But a major expansion boosted it to 52,000 the next year, and 65,438 in 1989. A 2014 renovation, complete with wider seats, brought the total to 61,348, which still gives it more seats than 1 current NFL stadium, the Oakland Coliseum. While OCSC limited seating capacity to 33,000 for most games, they did sometimes have to open the upper deck.
The official address is 1 Citrus Bowl Place, at the southwest corner of W. Church Street and Rio Grande Avenue, about 2 miles west of downtown. It hosts 3 bowl games: The Citrus Bowl, the Russell Athletic Bowl, and, starting in 2015, the AutoNation Cure Bowl, raising money for breast cancer research.

Since 1997, it's hosted the Florida Classic, between historically black schools Florida A&M of Tallahassee and Bethune-Cookman of Daytona Beach -- a copy of New Orleans' Bayou Classic between Grambling State and Southern University. And from 1979 to 2006, it hosted games of the University of Central Florida.

Pro teams that have called it home include the Florida Blazers of the World Football League in 1974, the Orlando Renegades of the United States Football League in 1985, the Orlando Thunder of the World League of American Football in 1991 and '92, and the Orlando Rage of the XFL in 2001.

Orlando City Soccer Club played there from 2011 to 2016, and the Orlando Pride of the National Women's Soccer League played their 1st season, 2016, there. It hosted 5 games of the 1994 World Cup, and 8 -- 5 men's, 3 women's -- in the 1996 Olympics (mostly based in Atlanta). It hosted the 1998 MLS All-Star Game, and 3 games of the U.S. national team, most recently in 1998, resulting in a win and 2 draws. It has been selected by the U.S. Soccer Federation as a finalist to be one of the host venues for the 2026 World Cup.

Just to the west of the Citrus Bowl, Tinker Field opened in 1914. It was the longtime spring training home of the Washington Senators/Minnesota Twins franchise, and when the stadium was rebuilt in 1963, seats from Griffith Stadium were added to it, since the Senators had moved to Minnesota and the new Senators had moved into RFK Stadium.
Pennants in the Class A Florida State League were won by the 1919 and 1926 Sanford Celeryfeds; the 1921 Orlando Tigers; the 1923 Orlando Bulldogs; the 1927 Orlando Colts; the 1938 and 1941 Leesburg Anglers; the 1939 Sanford Lookouts; the 1940 Sanford Seminoles; the 1946, 1948 and 1950 Orlando Senators; the 1951 and 1952 DeLand Red Hats; the 1955 Orlando C.B.s; the 1968 Orlando Twins; and the 1999 Kissimmee Cobras.

Pennants in the Class AA Southern League were won by the 1981 Orlando Twins, the 1991 Orlando Sun Rays, and the 1999 Orlando Rays. That's 20 Pennants for Orlando.

The Orlando Rays moved to Alabama after the 2003 season, becoming the Montgomery Biscuits. Despite metropolitan Orlando having a population greater than 7 MLB markets (St. Louis, Tampa Bay, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Kansas City, Cincinnati and Milwaukee), it has been without professional baseball since the Aaron Boone Game. Rumors of the Tampa Bay Rays moving to Orlando if they can't get a new stadium either in Tampa or St. Petersburg continue to swirl, but if they ever do move, it probably won't be to Orlando, not to the Tinker Field site or to the 9,500-seat Champion Stadium on the Disney World campus.

Unfortunately, the recent renovation of the Citrus Bowl meant that the 100-year-old Tinker Field would have a right field that was much too short, and it was torn down in 2015 It seated 5,100 people at the end. Its address was 1610 W. Church Street, at Rio Grand Avenue.
According to an April 24, 2014 article in The New York Times, despite being 106 miles away -- or, perhaps, because they aren't considerably closer than that -- the Rays only get about 10 percent of MLB fandom in the Orlando area. The Boston Red Sox get about 15 percent. And the Yankees average about 30 percent.

Orlando has never had a team in the NFL, unless you count the Orlando Breakers, the fictional team on the sitcom Coach in the 1995 and 1996 seasons. Real pro football teams that have played there include the Orlando Broncos of the Southern Football League (1962-63), the Orlando Panthers of the Continental Football League (1966-70), and the aforementioned teams in the WFL, USFL, WLAF and XFL.

According to the September 2014 issue of The Atlantic, even though the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are 88 miles from downtown Orlando and the Miami Dolphins are 222 miles away, and the Buccaneers won a Super Bowl 14 years ago while the Dolphins are now 43 seasons without a title, the Dolphins remain the most popular NFL team in the Orlando area. The Tampa Bay Lightning, 85 miles away and coming off a Stanley Cup Finals berth, are the closest and most popular NHL team.

Despite its growing metropolitan area population, Orlando would still rank only 23rd in MLB, and 21st in the NFL.

* Amway Center. Since 2010, the NBA's Orlando Magic have played at this downtown arena. It is also home to the Orlando Solar Bears of minor-league hockey, and the Orlando Predators of arena football. The official address is 400 W. Church Street. It is bordered by Church Street, Hughey Avenue, South Street and Division Avenue.
* Orlando Arena site. "The O-rena" was the Magic's home from their 1989 beginnings until 2010, and also hosted the Solar Bears, the Predators, and, from 1999 to 2002, the Orlando Miracle of the WNBA. (The team moved to become the Connecticut Sun. Funny how they became the Sun after moving from Florida to New England, instead of the other way around.)

The Magic played the 1995 and 2009 NBA Finals at this building, later renamed the TD Waterhouse Center and the Amway Arena (the Magic are owned by Amway chairman Rich DeVos, hence his company's name on arenas old and new). It was a major arena for Arena Football, hosting the ArenaBowl in 1992, 1994 and 2000. The Orlando Predators won the ArenaBowl in 1998 and 2000.

But it opened right before the design of Baltimore's Camden Yards rewrote the rules for sports venues. The skyboxes had the worst sightlines in the arena, and many of them went unleased, denying the Magic precious megarevenues.

As early as 2000, DeVos started whining to the City of Orlando about building him a new arena, even though he's worth $6 billion and could have funded building the $480 million arena he eventually got all by himself -- 12 times over. Never mind that DeVos is one of the richest men in America: He was going to be damned if he was going to let his fellow owners laugh at him for his revenue issues.

(His son Dick is also a former Amway CEO. His wife Betsy is now the anti-qualified U.S. Secretary of Education. Her brother, Erik Prince, founded Blackwater USA, the "black ops" operation that did so much damage in Iraq. The Walton/Kroenke/Glass family, also involved in major league sports, got nothin' on them.)

The O-rena was imploded in 2012, and the site is being redeveloped for both residential and office space. 600 W. Amelia Street at Alexander Place, downtown, about 7 blocks north of its replacement.

* The Bounce House. Yes, that's the official name of this 44,206-seat stadium, which opened on the University of Central Florida campus in 2007.
Formerly named Bright House Networks Stadium and Spectrum Stadium, it has a flexible seating section that can safely allow students to bounce, similar to the effect of the metal seating in the west end zone at RFK Stadium in Washington, giving it the nicknames the Bounce House and the Trampoline. In 2020, they made the name "Bounce House" official.

4465 Knights Victory Way at Plaza Drive, 16 miles northeast of downtown. Any bus that goes to Lynx Central Station Terminal, then Bus 104.

* Site of Orlando Sports Stadium. Like the Chicago Stadium and the Olympia Stadium in Detroit, this "stadium" was actually an arena, opening in 1967. It was later renamed the Eddie Graham Sports Complex, after a pro wrestler and promoter, since pro wrestling was its main feature. But it was also a major concert venue, hosting Led Zeppelin in 1971, Bob Dylan's Rolling Thunder Revue in 1976, and, on February 15, 1977, Elvis Presley.

The building was not well maintained, and was demolished in 1995. A housing development named Econ River Estates is now on the site.

In addition to the preceding, Elvis sang in the Orlando area at the Orlando Municipal Auditorium on May 11, July 26 and 27, 1955,  and August 8, 1956; at the Peabody Auditorium in Daytona Beach on May 7 and July 30, 1955, and August 9, 1956; and at the Southeastern Pavilion in Ocala on May 10, 1955.

Speaking of Daytona Beach, it has an importance in sports. No, not NASCAR: Auto racing is not a sport. Daytona is the home of Bethune-Cookman University, one of the leading football programs among historically black colleges and universities (HCBUs). The Wildcats have won 4 black college National Championships: 2002, 2010, 2012 and 2013. They've produced a few NFL players, including Miami Dolphins Super Bowl and Hall of Fame guard Larry Little. They play at the 10,000-seat Daytona Beach Municipal Stadium.
* Theme Parks. Disney World is 17 miles southwest of downtown Orlando, and, like its counterpart Disneyland in Anaheim, California, is a bit of a walk from the nearest public transportation. It's definitely a car place, although it does have a monorail on the grounds.

Sea World is 14 miles southwest of downtown, but can be reached by public transit: SunRail from Lynx Central Station Terminal to Bus 50. 7007 Sea World Drive. Universal Orlando Resort (formerly Universal Studios Orlando) can be reached from downtown via Bus 40: 6000 Universal Blvd., 8 miles southwest.

Orlando isn't big on museums, but there are 3 that may be worth a look. The Orange County Regional History Center is at 65 E. Central Blvd. at Court Avenue. The Orlando Science Center and the Mennello Museum of American Art are both in Loch Haven Park, at 777 E. Princeton Street. SunRail to Florida Hospital Health Village.

The Beatles never performed in Orlando, but, as I said, Elvis did, toward the end. Toward the beginning, on May 11, 1955, Elvis did 2 shows at the Municipal Auditorium. He performed there again on July 26 and 27, 1955, and twice on August 8, 1956. The building is now named the Bob Carr Theater, for the Mayor who desegregated the city in the 1960s. 401 W. Livingston Street at Hughey Avenue, downtown, about 5 blocks north of the Amway Center.

The University of Florida is in Gainesville, 113 miles northwest of downtown Orlando. Florida State University is in the State capital of Tallahassee, 258 miles northwest.

No President has ever come from Florida. Two men who served as Governor ran for the Democratic Party's nomination for the office, but neither came particularly close to the nomination: Reubin Askew dropped out after the 1984 New Hampshire Primary, and Bob Graham didn't even make it to calendar year 2004, much less the Iowa Caucuses.

Miami has several skyscrapers. Tampa has a few. Orlando really doesn't. The tallest building in town is the SunTrust Center, 441 feet high, at 200 S. Orange Avenue at Church Street, 3 blocks (counting I-4) east of the Amway Center. A 450-foot building called the Orlando Starflyer is now under construction. A project called the Skyplex has been approved, with a 570-foot tower. Neither of these is expected to open before 2020.

Outside of the Orlando-area theme parks, the biggest tourist attraction in Central Florida is the John F. Kennedy Space Center at Cape Canaveral, 45 miles east of Orlando, on the Atlantic Coast. You'll have to drive: Public transportation simply isn't available.

Aside from Coach, which used stock footage of the Citrus Bowl (as it had with the University of Iowa, standing in for the fictional Minnesota State) but was filmed in Southern California, there haven't been many TV shows set in Orlando, aside from sitcoms doing the trope of the family going to Disney World for a two-parter. Fresh Off the Boat, a period-piece sitcom based on the late 1990s youth of Taiwanese-American chef Eddie Huang, is set in Orlando.

A few movies have been set at Disney World, including the recent George Clooney film
Tomorrowland. The only movie I know of that was filmed and set in Orlando proper, rather than in Mickeystan, is Ernest Saves Christmas, part of Jim Varney's Ernest P. Worrell ("Hey, Vern!") franchise. Christmas in Orlando? It could be worse: It could be Christmas in Miami. Or Christmas in L.A. Or Christmas in Vegas.

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So if you're a Red Bulls fan, or even a New York City FC fan, head down to Orlando to see them take on the local XI. Who knows, you might have a good time, even if you never set foot in "The Happiest Place On Earth." 

Saturday, October 16, 2021

How to Be a New York Basketball Fan In Orlando -- 2021-22 Edition

The New York Knicks visit the Orlando Magic this coming Friday, and again on April 3. The Brooklyn Nets do so on November 10 and March 15.

Before You Go. Florida must be where the saying, "It's not the heat that's so bad, it's the humidity" was first used. Indeed, when Miami got its expansion baseball team in 1991, someone joked that, since they already had the Heat, a basketball team that was then so bad, the baseball team should be named the Miami Humidity. (It was named the Florida Marlins instead, and is now the Miami Marlins.)

Orlando isn't as far south as Miami, but I've been there in November, and the place simply doesn't recognize what the calendar says for the Northeast. It can be 85 degrees and 100 percent humidity. It can be unbearable. The Orlando Sentinel website is predicting temperatures to be in the mid-80s during daylight, and in the high 60s at night. So don't dress as you would for a chilly, blustery November day weekend in N'Yawk or N'Jersey: Prepare for Summer.

Orlando is in the Eastern Time Zone, so you won't have to fool with your timepieces. Florida was part of the Confederate States of America, and Central Florida (outside of Disney World itself, which is its own fiefdom under "Uncle Walt," who was very conservative) is still very much Southern, but you won't need to bring your passport or change your money (although Disney World does use "Disney Dollars" as coupons).

Tickets. The Magic averaged 16,882 fans per home game last season, only about 89 percent of capacity, before COVID shut everything down. It is possible that, despite the growth of the Central Florida market, Orlando simply can't support a major league team in any sport. (The soccer team Orlando City SC has done well at the box office, but that may be due to the novelty of having an expansion team, and some people don't count MLS as "major league" anyway.)

It's why Tampa Bay got a baseball team in 1998 and a hockey team in 1992, and Jacksonville got an NFL team in 1995, and Orlando got none of those. Most of the single-team markets have an NBA team. (Jacksonville is the only metropolitan area with only an NFL team.)

Seats in the lower level, the 100 sections, are $80 between the baskets and $58 behind them. In the upper level, the 200 sections, they're a lot cheaper, $20 between and $17 behind.

Getting There. It's 1,080 miles from Times Square to downtown Orlando. Reading this, your first thought is going to be to fly.

Amazingly, you can get a round-trip nonstop flight on United Airlines, going down this Friday, and the day of the game, and coming back on Saturday, for just $168. This turns out to be a bargain by anyone's standards, especially when you see the Orlando airport and its fantastic monorail. The only problem is, you've got to start at Newark Airport. At least they've finally built their monorail. (Most likely, though, the fare will be higher.)

Okay, there's a 2nd problem: It's Florida, a.k.a. The COVID State. Take whatever precautions you have to.

(Orlando International Airport's airport code of MCO comes from its former status, up until 1975, as McCoy Air Force Base, named for Colonel Michael Norman Wright McCoy, a hero pilot of World War II who was killed in a crash at what was then named Pinecastle Air Force Base in 1957.)

Amtrak's Silver Meteor leaves New York's Penn Station at 3:15 PM, and arrives in Orlando at 12:49 the following afternoon, a 21-and-a-half hour trip. It's $355 round-trip -- this time, it could be more than flying. Be advised that the Florida trains, the Silver Meteor and the Silver Star, are notoriously late on their returns to the Northeast Corridor. So flying is the better option. The Amtrak station is at 1400 Slight Blvd. at Copleand Drive, downtown.

Greyhound runs 5 buses a day from New York's Port Authority Bus Terminal to Orlando, with a round-trip fare of $422, but it can drop to $271 with advanced purchase. This trip takes 25 hours, with a change of buses and an hour-and-a-half layover in Richmond, which is not fun. So far, flying remains the better option, which is a rarity on these Trip Guides. The Greyhound station is at 555 N. John Young Parkway. 2 miles west of downtown. Number 25 bus.

If you do prefer to drive, see if you can get someone to split the duties with you. Essentially, you'll be taking Interstate 95 almost all the way down. At Exit 260, take Interstate 4 West, and Exit 82B for downtown Orlando.

It should take about 2 hours to get through New Jersey, 20 minutes in Delaware, an hour and a half in Maryland, 3 hours in Virginia, 3 hours in North Carolina, 3 hours in South Carolina, 2 hours in Georgia, and about 2 hours and 45 minutes in Florida. Given proper 45-minute rest stops – I recommend doing one in Delaware, and then, once you're through the Washington, D.C. area, doing one when you enter each new State, and then another around Orlando, for a total of 7 – and taking into account city traffic at each end, your entire trip should take about 23 hours -- faster than Greyhound, but not faster than Amtrak.

Once In the City. Founded as Jernigan in 1875, and home to about 287,000 people with a metropolitan area of over 3.1 million, Orlando was named for Orlando Reeves, an American soldier who was killed within what is now the city limits during the Second Seminole War in 1835.

There's just one problem: It never happened. There was no fighting in said war in what's now the Orlando area, and the only Orlando Reeves who lived nearby owned a plantation with a sugar mill on it. He carved his name in a tree, and somebody presumed later on that he must have been buried there. How he became a war hero, who knows. Maybe it was Southern pride, something the locals tried to cling to after General William Tecumseh Sherman kicked the Confederacy's redneck ass.

The sales tax in Florida is 6 percent, and an additional 6 percent is placed on all hotel rooms. ZIP Codes in the Orlando area start with the digits 321, 327, 328, 329 and 347. The Area Code is 407, with 321 overlaid. Central Blvd. divides city addresses into North and South, and Orange Avenue divides them into East and West. Orlando has no "beltway."

The Orlando Utilities Commission runs the electricity. The city's population is about 41 percent white, 29 percent Hispanic, 25 percent black, and 4 percent Asian. The city's white and Hispanic neighborhoods are fairly well mixed, but the black population is mostly on the city's west side.

Just 12 miles west of Orlando is Ocoee, site of the Ocoee Massacre of November 2, 1920. When black people tried to vote in that day's Presidential election, won by Warren Harding, they were attacked, and most of their owned homes and businesses were burned down. There were an estimated 35 deaths, and it has been called "the single bloodiest day in modern American political history." I learned about it in... 2020, on its 100th Anniversary. It wasn't taught to me in any school.

More recently, on February 26, 2012, 17-year-old black high school student Trayvon Martin was murdered by 28-year-old George Zimmerman, who is half-Hispanic but identifies as white. He said that Martin attacked him. The evidence proved otherwise, but Zimmerman was acquitted, and has filed lawsuits for defamation against those who have called him a murderer.

The cunt can sue me if he wants: He is a murderer. The murder occurred in front of 1241 Twin Trees Lane, in Sanford, Florida, about 20 miles north of downtown Orlando. Too difficult to reach by public transportation to recommend any method of reaching it other than a car.

More recently still, on June 12, 2016, Omar Mateen shot 112 people, with 49 of them dying, at Pulse, a gay dance club that was hosting a Latino Night, thus affecting both the gay and Hispanic communities of Central Florida, as well as anybody who'd ever previously been affected by gun violence.

A memorial has been placed at the site, and the building itself is being converted into a museum of tolerance. 1912 S. Orange Avenue, about a mile and a half south of downtown. Bus 11.

Lynx is the local bus service. A single ride is $2.00. In 2014, Orlando began their SunRail commuter service, which, in late 2017, will extend, north-to-south, from DeLand in the north to Poinciana in the south. (For the moment, it runs from DeBary to Poinciana.) They also want to expand to the airport, and to Daytona Beach; the former is expected to open in 2019, but the later remains only a plan.
A SunRail train in downtown Orlando

Brightline service, which now connects Miami with Fort Lauderdale and West Palm Beach, is planning an extension to Orlando, hoping to open it in 2022.

While the Florida metro areas of Miami-Fort Lauderdale, Tampa Bay and Jacksonville are known for their beaches, Orlando is considerably inland. The closest beach town is Cocoa Beach, 60 miles to the east, near Cape Canaveral.

Going In. The official address of the Amway Center is 400 W. Church Street. It is bordered by Church Street, Hughey Avenue, South Street and Division Avenue. Parking can be as little as $5.00.
The arena opened in 2010, with a concert by Vicente Fernandez, "the King of Ranchero Music." It is also home to the Orlando Solar Bears of minor-league hockey, and was also the home of the now-defunct Orlando Predators of arena football.

The court is laid out north-to-south. Like the Boston Celtics, the Magic use a "parquet" floor. The Magic are owned by Amway chairman Rich DeVos, hence his company's name on both this arena and its predecessor.
Food. Florida is Southeastern Conference territory, where tailgating is a holy rite. Unfortunately, I had trouble accessing the arena website to get details. Here's the link, and you can check for yourself. According to Google Maps, Magic Grill is in the northwest corner of the arena.

Team History Displays. The Magic's history is short: They've only been playing since 1989 -- and yet, they're already on their 2nd arena. They won the Eastern Conference Championship in 1995, but after getting beaten by the Houston Rockets in the NBA Finals and the Chicago Bulls in the next season's Eastern Conference Finals, they were broken up. The dynasty that Shaquille O'Neal, Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway and Scott Skiles (now their head coach) were supposed to build never happened.

History repeated itself in the late 2000s: The Magic reached the Finals again, but lost to the Los Angeles Lakers, didn't get back in 2010, and the team of Dwight Howard and J.J. Redick was soon broken up.

The Magic hang banners for their 1995 and 2009 Conference titles, and for their Division titles of 1995, 1996, 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2019.
The Magic have retired just 1 number. It's not 32 for center Shaquille O'Neal. (Although no one currently wears that number.) It's not 1, worn by both guard Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway and guard Tracy McGrady. (Jonathan Isaac wears it.) It's 6, for the fans, as "The Sixth Man."

There aren't a whole lot of options. The only Hall-of-Famers they've got are Shaq, who played his 1st 4 seasons with the Magic; Tracy McGrady, who played 4 seasons with them; Dominique Wilkins and Patrick Ewing, each of whom played just 1 season for them, at the ends of their careers; Grant Hill, who played 7 seasons for them but is better remembered as a Detroit Piston; the newly-elected Ben Wallace, early in his career, and also better known as a Piston; and Chuck Daly, whose 2 years with them were the last of his coaching career -- and, again, also better known for his work with the Pistons. Ewing and O'Neal are the only members of the NBA's 50th Anniversary 50 Greatest Players to have played for the Magic.

(UPDATE: Ewing, O'Neal, and Dominique Wilkins, briefly with the Magic in 1999, were named to the 75th Anniversary 75 Greatest Players.)

The Magic do have a team Hall of Fame. It includes Shaq, Penny, McGrady, guards Nick Anderson (Number 25) and Darrell Armstrong (10), team founders Jimmy Hewitt and Pat Williams, broadcaster David Steele, and the late owner Richard DeVos, father-in-law of former U.S. Secretary of Education and Trump toady Betsy DeVos.

As is often the case with intrastate matchups in Florida, the Magic's biggest rivalry is with the Miami Heat. The Magic trail, 71-58. They've played each other in the Playoffs once, with the Heat eliminating the Magic in the 1st Round in 1997.

The Florida Sports Hall of Fame is located at Lake Myrtle Sports Park in Auburndale, 44 miles southwest of the Amway Center. From the Magic, they have honored Nick Anderson and Pat Williams.

Stuff. The Magic Team Shop is in the northeast corner of the arena. The usual NBA team paraphernalia can be found there.

With a short and weak history, there aren't many books written about the Magic. Pat Williams' the team's 1st general manager, wrote Making Magic: How Orlando Won an NBA Team, published in 1989, a few weeks before the team played its 1st regular-season game.

But plug "Orlando Magic" into the Books section of Amazon.com, and the only other book you'll get (not counting team calendars) is Brian Schmitz' tale of the 2008-10 team that didn't quite make it falling apart, Dwightmare: Dwight Howard, the Orlando Magic, and the Season of Dysfunction. Part of the problem is the reason the team is named the Magic: Disney World is known as the Magic Kingdom, and that's how the team got its name. Aside from Believe: The Remarkable Run of the 1995 Eastern Conference Champion Orlando Magic, there aren't any worthwhile vidoes about the team, either.

During the Game. A November 13, 2014 article on DailyRotoHelp ranked the NBA teams' fan bases, and listed the Magic's fans as 26th -- 5th from the bottom. It says the arena is "as quiet as a golf course," cites a senior-citizen fan base (ex-New Yorkers hoping to find the new Clyde & Pearl, and their hopes aren't realized?), and tourists to Central Florida not having the time or the money to also squeeze in a pro basketball game.

This is the South, but it's not football. And it's not the Miami Heat: There is no rivalry between the Knicks and the Magic. Or the Nets and the Magic. You're not going to be in physical danger unless you provoke someone. So don't do that.

Neither of the Knicks' visits this season, nor either of the Nets' visits, will feature a promotion. The Magic's mascot has (sort of) a magic theme: Stuff the Magic Dragon. He's won the NBA Mascot of the Year award in 2016 and 2017.

They hold auditions for singing the National Anthem, instead of using a regular singer. Their theme song is "We Will" by Team Takeoff. The fans' main chant is a takeoff on a Florida State chant: "O-R-L-A-N-D-O M-A-G-I-C (WHAT WHAT) MAGIC! MAGIC! MAGIC! WOOOO!"
After the Game. Orlando is not known as a high-crime city. You should be safe going out, and, if you drove to the game, you car should be in one piece.

A block west of the arena, at Church Street and Terry Avenue, there are 3 restaurants that should be open after the game: Chef Eddie's, Johnson's Diner, and Flamingo's Coffee Shop. But I was not able to find any place to eat or drink that is known to cater to New York teams' fans.

If you visit Orlando during the European soccer season, your best bet is The Harp and Celt, 25 S. Magnolia Avenue, downtown.

Sidelights. Orlando doesn't have much of a sports history. And if you're not interesting in going to the nearby theme parks, there's not a whole lot to do there except experience serious humidity in late November.

* Site of Orlando Arena. "The O-rena" was the Magic's home from their 1989 beginnings until 2010, and also hosted the Solar Bears, the Predators, and, from 1999 to 2002, the Orlando Miracle of the WNBA. (The team moved to become the Connecticut Sun. Funny how they became the Sun after moving from Florida to New England, instead of the other way around.)
The Magic played the 1995 and 2009 NBA Finals at this building, later renamed the TD Waterhouse Center and the Amway Arena. It was a major venue for Arena Football, hosting the ArenaBowl in 1992, 1994 and 2000. The Orlando Predators won the ArenaBowl in 1998 and 2000.

But it opened right before the design of Baltimore's Camden Yards rewrote the rules for sports venues. The skyboxes had the worst sightlines in the arena, and many of them went unleased, denying the Magic precious megarevenues.

As early as 2000, Rich DeVos started whining to the City of Orlando about building him a new arena, even though he's worth $6 billion and could have funded building the $480 million arena he eventually got all by himself -- 12 times over. The O-rena was imploded in 2012, and the site is being redeveloped for both residential and office space. 600 W. Amelia Street at Alexander Place, downtown, about 7 blocks north of its replacement.

* Citrus Bowl and Tinker Field. This complex includes an old football stadium and an old baseball park. Opened in 1936 as Orlando Stadium, the horseshoe, open at the north end, became the Tangerine Bowl in 1946, and from 1947 onward (with the exception of 1973, when it was held at the University of Florida) hosted the game of the same name, often on New Year's Day, which was renamed the Florida Citrus Bowl in 1983.

It seated a mere 8,900 people at its opening, and just 15,900 as late as 1975. But a major expansion boosted it to 52,000 the next year, and 65,438 in 1989. A 2014 renovation, complete with wider seats, brought the total down to 60,219, which still gives in more seats than 1 current NFL stadium, the Oakland Coliseum.
The stadium actually hosts 3 bowl games: The Citrus Bowl, the Russell Athletic Bowl, and, starting this year, the AutoNation Cure Bowl, raising money for breast cancer research. Since 1997, it's hosted the Florida Classic, between historically black schools Florida A&M and Bethune-Cookman -- a copy of New Orleans' Bayou Classic between Grambling State and Southern University. It has been selected by the U.S. Soccer Federation as a finalist to be one of the host venues for the 2026 World Cup.

Orlando has never had a team in the NFL, unless you count the Orlando Breakers on the sitcom Coach in the 1995 and 1996 seasons. Real pro football teams that have played there include the Orlando Broncos of the Southern Football League (1962-63), the Orlando Panthers of the Continental Football League (1966-70), the Florida Blazers of the World Football League (1974), the Orlando Renegades of the USFL (1985), the Orlando Thunder of the World League of American Football (1991-92), and the Orlando Rage of the XFL (2001).

According to the September 2014 issue of The Atlantic, even though the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are 88 miles from downtown Orlando and the Miami Dolphins are 222 miles away, and the Buccaneers won the Super Bowl last season while the Dolphins are now 48 seasons without a title, the Dolphins remain the most popular NFL team in the Orlando area. (The Tampa Bay Lightning, 85 miles away and coming off a Stanley Cup Finals berth, are the closest and most popular NHL team.)

Orlando City Soccer Club played there from 2011 to 2016. The Bowl hosted 5 games of the 1994 World Cup, and 8 matches -- 5 men's, 3 women's -- in the 1996 Olympics (mostly based in Atlanta). It hosted the 1998 MLS All-Star Game, and 3 games of the U.S. national team, most recently in 1998, resulting in a win and 2 draws.

Just to the west of the Bowl, Tinker Field opened in 1914. It was the longtime spring training home of the Washington Senators/Minnesota Twins franchise, and when the stadium was rebuilt in 1963, seats from Griffith Stadium were added to it, since the Senators had moved to Minnesota and the new Senators had moved into RFK Stadium.
Pennants in the Class A Florida State League were won by the 1919 and 1926 Sanford Celeryfeds; the 1921 Orlando Tigers; the 1923 Orlando Bulldogs; the 1927 Orlando Colts; the 1938 and 1941 Leesburg Anglers; the 1939 Sanford Lookouts; the 1940 Sanford Seminoles; the 1946, 1948 and 1950 Orlando Senators; the 1951 and 1952 DeLand Red Hats; the 1955 Orlando C.B.s; the 1968 Orlando Twins; and the 1999 Kissimmee Cobras.

Pennants in the Class AA Southern League were won by the 1981 Orlando Twins, the 1991 Orlando Sun Rays, and the 1999 Orlando Rays. That's 20 Pennants for Orlando.

The Orlando Rays moved to Alabama after the 2003 season, becoming the Montgomery Biscuits. Despite metropolitan Orlando having a population greater than 8 MLB markets (St. Louis, Tampa Bay, Baltimore, Denver, Pittsburgh, Kansas City, Cincinnati and Milwaukee), it has been without professional baseball since the Aaron Boone Game.

Rumors of the Tampa Bay Rays moving to Orlando if they can't get a new stadium either in Tampa or St. Petersburg continue to swirl, but if they ever do move, it probably won't be to Orlando, not to the Tinker Field site or to the 9,500-seat Champion Stadium on the Disney World campus.

Unfortunately, the recent renovation of the Citrus Bowl meant that the 100-year-old Tinker Field ballpark would have a right field that was much too short, and it was torn down earlier this year. It seated 5,100 people at the end. 1610 W. Church Street at Rio Grand Avenue, 12 blocks west of the Amway Center.

According to an April 24, 2014 article in The New York Times, despite being 106 miles away -- or, perhaps, because they aren't much closer -- the Rays only get about 10 percent of MLB fandom in the Orlando area. The Boston Red Sox get about 15 percent. And the Yankees average about 30 percent.

Despite its growing metropolitan area population, Orlando would still rank only 24th in MLB, 21st in the NFL, and 20th in the NHL.

* Exploria Stadium. Known from its February 24, 2017 opening until June 4, 2019 as Orlando City Stadium, the new home of Orlando City SC and their sister club the Orlando Pride hosted the 2017 NCAA women's soccer Final Four.

It is also a regular outpost for the national teams: The men's team beat Panama 4-0 there in a World Cup Qualifier on October 6, 2017 (for all the good it did), and beat Ecuador 1-0 on March 21, 2019. The women's team beat England 1-0 there in the SheBelieves Cup on March 7 of this year. 655 W. Church Street at Glenn Lane, downtown, between the Amway Center and the Citrus Bowl complex.
* Bounce House. This 44,206-seat stadium, now named for the cable TV company (and having no connection to the old Philadelphia 76ers and Flyers arena) opened on the University of Central Florida campus in 2007.
Formerly named Bright House Networks Stadium and Spectrum Stadium, it has a flexible seating section that can safely allow students to bounce, similar to the effect of the metal seating in the west end zone at RFK Stadium in Washington, giving it the nicknames the Bounce House and the Trampoline.

4465 Knights Victory Way at Plaza Drive, 16 miles northeast of downtown. Any bus that goes to Lynx Central Station Terminal, then Bus 104.

* Site of Orlando Sports Stadium. Like the Chicago Stadium and the Olympia Stadium in Detroit, this "stadium" was actually an arena, opening in 1967. It was later renamed the Eddie Graham Sports Complex, after a pro wrestler and promoter, since pro wrestling was its main feature. But it was also a major concert venue, hosting Led Zeppelin in 1971, Bob Dylan's Rolling Thunder Revue in 1976, and, on February 15, 1977, Elvis Presley.

The building was not well maintained, and was demolished in 1995. A housing development named Econ River Estates is now on the site.

In addition to the preceding, Elvis sang in the Orlando area at the Orlando Municipal Auditorium on May 11, July 26 and 27, 1955,  and August 8, 1956; at the Peabody Auditorium in Daytona Beach on May 7 and July 30, 1955, and August 9, 1956; and at the Southeastern Pavilion in Ocala on May 10, 1955.

Speaking of Daytona Beach, it has an importance in sports. No, not NASCAR: Auto racing is not a sport. Daytona is the home of Bethune-Cookman University, one of the leading football programs among historically black colleges and universities (HCBUs). The Wildcats have won 4 black college National Championships: 2002, 2010, 2012 and 2013. They've produced a few NFL players, including Miami Dolphins Super Bowl and Hall of Fame guard Larry Little. They play at the 10,000-seat Daytona Beach Municipal Stadium.
* Theme Parks. Disney World is 17 miles southwest of downtown Orlando, and, like its counterpart Disneyland in Anaheim, California, is a bit of a walk from the nearest public transportation. It's definitely a car place, although it does have a monorail on the grounds.

Sea World can be reached by public transit: SunRail from Lynx Central Station Terminal to Bus 50. 7007 Sea World Drive, 14 miles southwest. Universal Orlando Resort (formerly Universal Studios Orlando) can be reached from downtown via Bus 40: 6000 Universal Blvd., 8 miles southwest.

Orlando isn't big on museums, but there are 3 that may be worth a look. The Orange County Regional History Center is at 65 E. Central Blvd. at Court Avenue. The Orlando Science Center and the Mennello Museum of American Art are both in Loch Haven Park, at 777 E. Princeton Street. SunRail to Florida Hospital Health Village.

No President has ever come from Florida. Two men who served as Governor ran for the Democratic Party's nomination for the office, but neither came particularly close to the nomination: Reubin Askew dropped out after the 1984 New Hampshire Primary, and Bob Graham didn't even make it to calendar year 2004, much less the Iowa Caucuses.

The Beatles never performed in Orlando, but, as I said, Elvis did, toward the end. Toward the beginning, on May 11, 1955, Elvis did 2 shows at the Municipal Auditorium. He performed there again on July 26 and 27, 1955, and twice on August 8, 1956. The building is now named the Bob Carr Theaer, for the Mayor who desegregated the city in the 1960s. 401 W. Livingston Street at Hughey Avenue, downtown, about 5 blocks north of the Amway Center.

The University of Florida is in Gainesville, 113 miles northwest of downtown Orlando. Florida State University is in the State capital of Tallahassee, 258 miles northwest.

Miami has several skyscrapers. Tampa has a few. Orlando really doesn't. The tallest building in town is the SunTrust Center, 441 feet high, at 200 S. Orange Avenue at Church Street, 3 blocks (counting I-4) east of the Amway Center. A 450-foot building called the Orlando Starflyer is now under construction, but is not expected to open before 2022.

Outside of the Orlando-area theme parks, the biggest tourist attraction in Central Florida is the John F. Kennedy Space Center at Cape Canaveral, 45 miles east of Orlando, on the Atlantic Coast. You'll have to drive: Public transportation simply isn't available.

Aside from Coach, which used stock footage of the Citrus Bowl (as it had with the University of Iowa, standing in for the fictional Minnesota State) but was filmed in Southern California, there haven't been many TV shows set in Orlando, aside from sitcoms doing the trope of the family going to Disney World for a two-parter. Fresh Off the Boat, a period-piece sitcom based on the late 1990s youth of Taiwanese-American chef Eddie Huang, is set in Orlando.

A few movies have been set at Disney World, including the recent George Clooney film
Tomorrowland, but the only movie I know of filmed and set in Orlando proper, rather than in Mickeystan, is Ernest Saves Christmas, part of Jim Varney's Ernest P. Worrell ("Hey, Vern!") franchise. Christmas in Orlando? Could be worse: Could be Christmas in Miami. Or Christmas in Vegas.

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So if you're going to Orlando, take in a Knicks vs. Magic, or Nets vs. Magic, game. Who knows, you might have a good time even if you never set foot in "The Happiest Place On Earth."