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Sunday, January 4, 2026

January 4, 2006: USC vs. Texas, "The Game of the Century"

January 4, 2006, 20 years ago: The Rose Bowl game is held in the stadium of the same name, in the Los Angeles suburb of Pasadena, California.

Traditionally, the Rose Bowl features the Champions of the league currently known as the Pacific-12 (or Pac-12) Conference against those of the Big Ten Conference. But the drive to a Playoff to determine a true National Champion for college football has tweaked that: After 55 consecutive seasons, all on New Year's Day except for years in which January 1 fell on a Sunday, moving the game to January 2, with a Big 10 vs. PCC/AAWU/Pac-8/Pac-10 matchup, those leagues' newly-crowned titlists were not paired up in the Rose Bowl games of calendar years 2002, 2005, 2006, 2011, 2015, 2018 and 2021.

The shattering of the Pac-12 in 2023 ended the idea forever, especially with 4 of their teams joining the Big 10 -- although the Playoff system now in place made an Ohio State vs. Oregon Rose Bowl in the 2025 Quarterfinal possible. (Ohio State won.)

As I said, the 2006 game was one of them. True, the University of Southern California, winners of more titles in that league than any other team, winners of more Rose Bowls than any other team, and winners of more National Championships than any team in that league, had won the Pac-12 title again. And they had won the National Championship in each of the last 2 seasons, led by the last 2 Heisman Trophy winners, quarterback Matt Leinart and running back Reggie Bush. And they finished the regular season ranked Number 1 in every poll, including the Bowl Championship Series rankings.

But their opponents, the team that finished Number 2 in every poll, including the BCS, would not be the Big 10 Champions. That would be Pennsylvania State University, a.k.a. Penn State, who were ranked Number 3 in the BCS, and went on to win the Orange Bowl in Miami against Florida State University, the Atlantic Coast Conference Champions, on January 3.

No, the Number 2 team was the University of Texas. The most successful team in the since-concluded history of the Southwest Conference, they were now the Champions of the Big 12 Conference, formed in 1996 when half of the SWC teams were absorbed into the former Big Eight Conference. Texas was led by a spectacular quarterback, Vince Young, who could run and throw with equal aplomb.

Under head coach Pete Carroll, the USC Trojans had been Number 1, wire to wire, going 12-0. They had scored 70 at home to Arkansas, 66 at home to arch-rival and then-Number 11 UCLA, 63 away to Hawaii, 55 at home to Washington State, 51 away to Washington, 51 at home to Stanford, 50 at home to then-Number 16 Fresno State, 45 away to then-Number 24 Oregon, 42 at home to Arizona, 38 away to then-Number 14 Arizona State, 35 at home to the University of California, and 34 away to then-Number 9 Notre Dame. The Notre Dame game was a nationally-televised thriller, ending 34-31, and that was the only real close game the Trojans had all season.

Under head coach Mack Brown, the Texas Longhorns also came into the game 12-0, and were ranked Number 2 the entire season. The offense that Young led was every bit as impressive as USC's: They hung 66 on Kansas at home, 62 on Baylor University away, 60 on Louisiana-Lafayette at home, 52 on then-Number 10 Texas Tech at home, 51 on Rice at home, 51 on Missouri away, 47 on Oklahoma State away, 45 on Oklahoma on neutral ground in Dallas, 42 on then-Number 24 Colorado at home, and 40 on arch-rival Texas A&M away.

What's more, the Longhorns had a bigger win than USC did. On September 10, they traveled to Ohio State, then Number 4, and beat them 25-22. The Buckeyes were the only team that stayed within 10 points of Texas. In the Big 12 Championship Game in Houston, the 'Horns throttled Colorado, 70-3.

No question about it, if there was any team that could give USC a run for its money, it was Texas. USC had won 34 straight games. Texas had won 19 straight. Something had to give.

These were 2 of the titans of college football. USC had, to this point, won 35 Conference Championships. They also claimed 17 National Championships, but only 5 of these have been definitive under the current poll system, which has been in place since 1936: 1962, 1967, 1972, 2003 and 2004. (In 1978, the polls were split: UPI took USC, and the AP took Alabama.) Texas claimed 31 Conference Championships, and 8 National Championships, but only 1963 and 1969 were officially recognized by the NCAA.

This game was being hyped as "The Game of the Century," as had a few others in college football history. But this was the 21st Century, so there wasn't a previous game to live up to, unless you want to count Ohio State's dethroning of the University of Miami in the 2003 Fiesta Bowl.

A crowd of 93,988 crammed into the Rose Bowl stadium. An estimated 36 million more, making it the most-watched college football game ever, watched on ABC as Keith Jackson (who was calling his last game, and picked a great way to go out) and Pro Football Hall of Fame quarterback Dan Fouts, himself a Pac-8 veteran (University of Oregon), called the action. LeAnn Rimes sang the National Anthem.

Texas kicked off. USC couldn't do much on their opening possession. But they got the ball right back on a Texas fumble, and took a 7-0 lead to the end of the 1st quarter. Early in the 2nd quarter, Bush tried a lateral pass, but no one was there to receive it, and Texas recovered, leading to a field goal that made it 7-3.

A USC interception led to a Texas drive that ended in a lead-changing touchdown, although the extra point had been missed. Texas scored another touchdown, and USC added a field goal to make it 16-10 Texas at the half.

In the 3rd quarter, a USC drive ended with a LenDale White touchdown, and put the Trojans up 17-16. But Young led the 'Horns back, and scored himself, and Texas had a 23-17 lead. USC gambled on a 4th-and-1 from the Texas 12, and White scored again. That made it 24-23, and near the end of the 3rd quarter, Texas missed a field goal attempt.

Bush scored a touchdown early in the 4th quarter. The USC defense held Texas on their next possession, resulting in a field goal that made it 31-26 Trojans. USC scored again to make it 38-26 with 6 minutes and 42 seconds left, and it looked like they had done something no team had ever done: Win 3 straight NCAA Division I-A football championships.

Young refused to give up, leading a touchdown drive that made it 38-33 USC with 3:58 left. Now, it was the Longhorn defense's turn to be heroes, and they held USC to just 1 1st down. With 2:13 to go, USC faced 4th-and-2 at the Texas 45. Carroll decided to go for it. Leinart handed off to White, and he was held to 1 yard. (To the dismay of Seattle fans, this would not remain Carroll's greatest coaching blunder.) With 2:09 left, Texas needed to go 56 yards. (A field goal would only have made it 38-36.)

Young drove the Longhorns into Trojan territory. They got a big boost from a foolish face-mask penalty. They got to the 9-yard line, on 4th-and-5. A 1st down could have been gained without scoring a touchdown. The Longhorns went into their preferred formation, the shotgun. Young took the snap. His receivers were covered. He ran for the right sideline, got a key block from Justin Blalock, turned the corner, and dashed into the end zone with his 3rd rushing touchdown of the game. He got into the end zone again for the 2-point conversion. It was 41-38 Texas.

USC got the ball back with only 16 seconds left. It wasn't enough to for them to get into range for a tying field goal. Leinart only got them to the Texas 43. Had he time for 1 more play, a field goal from there would have been 60 yards.

But the clock had run out, and Texas were the undisputed National Champions for the 1st time in 36 years. The 2006 Rose Bowl, the 21st Century's 1st real Game of the Century, had lived up to the hype.

Soon, it would come out that USC had engaged in all kinds of recruiting violations. The NCAA vacated their last 2 wins of the 2004 season, all 12 in 2005, and both National Championships. They also revoked Bush's Heisman Trophy, the only time that has ever happened. The Trojans have since won the Pac-10 in 2006, '07 in '08, and the Pac-12 in 2017. But their mystique took a major hit. In 2024, USC became one of the Pac-12 teams that moved to the Big 10.

Texas won the Big 12 again in 2009. They advanced to the National Championship Game, but lost to Alabama. They won the Big 12 again in 2023, but lost the Sugar Bowl/Playoff Semifinal to the University of Washington. They had gotten into in roughly the same position as USC: Usually one of the better teams in the country, but not up to their previous standards. In 2024, Texas moved from the Big 12 to the Southeastern Conference.

Reggie Bush had a decent pro career, but Matt Leinart turned out to be an injury-plagued journeyman. Both went into network studio work. Vince Young saw his career damaged by poor management by his coaches and by his own struggles with mental illness. He now works for the University of Texas athletic department.

Of the coaches: Pete Carroll went on to win a Super Bowl with the Seattle Seahawks, joining Paul Brown, Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer as the only head coaches to win both a National Championship and a World Championship. But he will be forever remembered for his play-calling in the next year's Super Bowl, which cost the Seahawks back-to-back titles. Mack Brown, who had rebuilt the program at North Carolina before moving on to Texas, has gone back to North Carolina and done it again. He has now retired.

Friday, November 8, 2024

November 8, 1924: Texas' Memorial Stadium Opens

November 8, 1924, 100 years ago: War Memorial Stadium opens on the campus of the University of Texas in Austin. Surprisingly, the Longhorns lose to Baylor University, 28-10.

It was renamed simply Memorial Stadium in 1948, Texas Memorial Stadium in 1977, and Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium in 1995, after the coach who led the Longhorns to the 1963, 1969 and 1970 National Championships. It is known as "DKR" for short. Longhorn fans have not given it any other nicknames, either cutesy or tough.
It opened with a capacity of 27,000. It was raised to 40,000 in 1926, 60,000 in 1948, 66,000 in 1968, 78,000 in 1971, and its current 100,119 in 2009. On September 10, 2022, for Texas' 20-19 loss to Alabama, it attracted a record crowd of 105,213. The field was converted to AstroTurf in 1969, back to natural grass in 1996, and to FieldTurf in 2009.
Following the 3 National Championships won under Royal, the Longhorns won a 4th under Mack Brown in 2005. Since the stadium's opening, they've won 26 Conference Championships. In the old Southwest Conference, they won in 1928, '30, '42, '43, '45, '50, '52, '53, '59, '61, '62, '63, '68, '69, '70, '71, '72, '73, '75, '77, '83, '90, '94, '95 and '96. In the Big Twelve Conference, they've won in 2005 and 2009. (UPDATE: They won the Big 12 again in 2023, but are moving to the Southeastern Conference for 2024.)
They've had 2 Heisman Trophy winners: Running backs Earl Campbell in 1977 and Ricky Williams in 1998. Other notable Longhorns include 1940s quarterback Bobby Layne, 1960s linebacker Tommy Nobis, 1980s defensive tackle Kenneth Sims, and 2000s quarterbacks Vince Young and Colt McCoy.
In 1971, the Lyndon B. Johnson Presidential Library and Museum opened, almost right across Robert Dedman Drive from the stadium's east stand. Although he wasn't a UT graduate, it was pretty savvy of LBJ to put his Presidential Library across from, aside from the State Capitol, the Alamo and the Cotton Bowl, the most famous building in Texas.  

Friday, December 6, 2019

December 6, 1969: Texas vs. Arkansas, "The Game of the Century"

December 6, 1969, 50 years ago: One of college football's occasional "Games of the Century" is played.

NOTE: This was the same day as the disastrous Altamont concert outside San Francisco.

They seemed to be coming every year. 1966 saw Michigan State vs. Notre Dame, in the Big Ten region if not a Big Ten game in its own right. 1967 saw USC vs. UCLA, in the league now known as the Pac-12. Now, it was Texas vs. Arkansas, for the Championship of the Southwest Conference.

Darrell Royal had been a quarterback under Bud Wilkinson at the University of Oklahoma. He never played pro football, but went into coaching. His 1st head coaching job was with the Edmonton Eskimos of the Canadian Football League of 1953. He must have gotten tired of the cold, because he went to Mississippi State University in 1954, and the University of Washington in 1956.

In 1957, he was hired at the University of Texas, one of Oklahoma's main rivals. By 1963, he had made Texas National Champions. In 1967, he installed the wishbone offense, and made his team nearly unstoppable. They won or shared the SWC title in 1959, 1961, 1962, 1963 and 1968.
They roared through the 1969 season, hanging 69 points on Texas Christian (TCU), 56 each on Navy and Baylor, 49 each on Texas A&M and Texas Tech, and 45 on Southern Methodist (SMU). But they only played 1 ranked team all season, beating Number 8 Oklahoma, 27-17 at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. After beating A&M away on Thanksgiving Day, they were 9-0, and ranked Number 1 in the nation. They went into the game with an 18-game winning streak, their last loss to Texas Tech early in the 1968 season.

Frank Broyles had also been a college quarterback, at Georgia Tech, but not a pro one. He got his 1st head coaching job in 1957, at the University of Missouri. After just 1 year, the University of Arkansas was impressed enough to hire him away.

At the time, the Southwest Conference had 9 teams, and Arkansas, in Fayetteville, was the only 1 of them not in the State of Texas. The others were: Texas, in Austin; Texas A&M, in College Station; Texas Tech, in Lubbock; Texas Christian University (TCU), in Fort Worth; Southern Methodist University (SMU), in Dallas; Baylor, in Waco; and 2 schools in Houston, Rice University and the University of Houston.

But Broyles' Razorbacks held their own, winning the SWC title in 1959, 1960, 1961, 1964, 1965 and 1968, and taking the National Championship in a split poll in 1964. (Alabama won the other poll.) Future Dallas Cowboys head coach Jimmy Johnson and owner Jerry Jones played on his '64 National Champions.
Arkansas also had a fabulous season in 1969. Its offense wasn't as high-powered, but they scored 55 points on the University of Tulsa, 52 on Wichita State, 39 on Oklahoma State, 35 on Texas A&M, 33 on Texas Tech, and 30 on Rice. After beating Texas Tech on Thanksgiving, they were 9-0, and ranked Number 2, behind only Texas. They went into the game with a 15-game winning streak, their last loss being to Texas the season before.

The 1969 season marked the 100th Anniversary of college football, with Rutgers having beaten Princeton in the first game in 1869. Beano Cook, then an executive with ABC Sports, suggested moving the Texas-Arkansas game, normally played in October, to the 1st weekend in December, a week after most other teams had finished playing. The teams agreed, because it meant the entire country would be focused on their game, not on another.

And moving the game turned out to be a lucky break. Because, on November 22, Ohio State, defending National Champions and ranked Number 1, were upset by their arch-rivals, Michigan, handing Michigan the Big 10 title. That moved Texas up to Number 1 and Arkansas up to Number 2, without either of them even playing. All each team had to do was win their respective game on Thanksgiving, which they did: The 'Horns beat A&M 49-12, and the Hogs beat Texas Tech 33-0.

And so, on Saturday, December 6, 47,500 people shoehorned themselves into Razorback Stadium in Fayetteville. That was about 5,000 above normal capacity at the time, and later expansions have made it now a 76,000-seat facility.
Razorback Stadium, 1969. The practice fields in the upper left corner
are where Marine One landed, depositing Nixon.

Among those 47,500 fans, his Marine One helicopter landing on an adjacent practice field a few minutes before the scheduled kickoff, was the nation's Number 1 football fan, a former offensive lineman at Whittier College outside Los Angeles, the President of the United States, Richard Nixon. He had said that week that he would give a plaque to the winning coach, declaring them the National Champions. Of course, this was before the New Year's Day bowl games could have messed that up. 

Also among the fans was the Rev. Billy Graham, who delivered a pregame prayer over the public address system. Graham had a degree from Wheaton College, in Wheaton, Illinois, hometown of football legend Red Grange, although Grange went to the University of Illinois.

Not among the fans was Bill Clinton, then 23 years old, himself a future President, and a future Governor of Arkansas. At some point during his political career, a rumor got out that he had watched the game for free from a tree. The rumor grew, until it involved him flashing Nixon, or holding up an antiwar sign in front of Nixon. But he was then a Rhodes scholar at Oxford University in England, left to listen to the game on the Armed Forces Radio Network.

One time, while he was Governor, a man asked him if it was true he had heckled Nixon that day. Clinton was forced to deny it, and, disappointed, the man said, "That's one of the reasons I voted for you!"

At the time, both schools had racially integrated student bodies, but all-white football team rosters, all-white bands, and all-white cheerleading corps. How many black fans were in the stands is unknown, but the number probably wasn't very large. In 2002, Terry Frei, who has written many books about football, published one about this game, fittingly titled Horns, Hogs, and Nixon Coming: Texas vs. Arkansas in Dixie's Last Stand, pointing out that, the last month of the 1960s, this was the last major all-white sporting event in America.

It was only 38 degrees at kickoff, and there was still some fog after an early morning rain when the game kicked off at 12:00 noon Central Time (1:00 PM Eastern Time). The game had to be held that early, because Razorback Stadium didn't yet have lights.

Broyles offered to move the game to War Memorial Stadium in Little Rock, which was a secondary home for the Razorbacks, did have lights, was a larger stadium, was in the central part of the State and thus closer to most people in Arkansas, and was closer to Austin, thus making it an easier roadtrip for the Texas fans. But ABC rejected this idea, dismissing that stadium's lights as not bright enough.

Arkansas, in red, kicked off, and benefited from Texas, wearing white, fumbling the ball away on their 2nd play from scrimmage. The Razorbacks converted that into a touchdown run by Bill Burnett. Their 7-0 lead held through halftime.

(If you get a chance to see this game, on a nostalgia network or online, you'll miss the 1st Arkansas touchdown: ABC only managed to save the last 3 quarters of their broadcast. The full game should be available on film.)

The Hogs started the 2nd half by driving through the Longhorn defense, resulting in a 29-yard touchdown pass from Bill Montgomery to Chuck Dicus. With 9:06 left in the 3rd quarter, it was Arkansas 14, Texas 0. And the Longhorns hadn't yet looked like scoring on the afternoon. This "Game of the Century" was not yet living up to the hype.

On the 1st play of the 4th quarter, Texas quarterback James Street made a 42-yard dash for a touchdown. Now, it was 14-6 Razorbacks. Royal, remembering the 1966 "Game of the Century" between Michigan State and Notre Dame that ended in a 10-10 tie, chose to go for a 2-point conversion. Street got over the goal line, to make it 14-8.

The Hogs were not fazed. On their next drive, Montgomery took them down to the Texas 7-yard line. But on 3rd and goal, his pass was intercepted in the end zone by Danny Lester. Had it merely been incomplete, a chip-shot field goal would have made it 17-8, a 2-score game, and probably cinched it for Arkansas.

Instead, it was still 14-8, and, with 4:47 left, Royal rolled the dice again, going for it on 4th and 3 from his own 43. Street threw to Randy Peschel, who caught it and took it deep, to the Arkansas 13. Two plays later, Jim Bertelsen scored a touchdown. The extra point by James "Happy" Feller gave the Longhorns a 15-14 lead. Now, with 3:58 left, the game was living up to the hype.

Arkansas refused to fold. They got to the Texas 40, and Campbell let a pass loose, but it was intercepted by Tom Campbell on the Texas 21 with under a minute to go. The Longhorns ran out the clock, and were 15-14 victors.

In the Longhorn locker room, ABC cameras captured Nixon's presentation of his National Championship plaque to Royal. But the bowl games were still left to play. Texas still had to beat Notre Dame in the Cotton Bowl in Dallas to truly be National Champions. They did, coming back from 10-0 down to win 21-17.
Nixon gives Royal the plaque. Number 24 is tailback Ted Koy.
Number 16 is quarterback James Street.

Arkansas went to the Sugar Bowl in New Orleans, and lost again, to Mississippi, 27-22. USC, undefeated at 9-0-1, beat Michigan in the Rose Bowl in the Los Angeles suburb of Pasadena, California. Undefeated and untied Penn State rose to Number 2 after Arkansas' loss to Texas, and won the Orange Bowl in Miami, 10-3 over Missouri, the Big 8 Champions and previously undefeated and untied.

Being undefeated, but with a tie, USC did not claim to be National Champions over Texas. Undefeated and untied Penn State did, and felt robbed when both the AP and UPI published final polls listing Texas at Number 1 and Penn State at Number 2.

Penn State have no case. They had their chance. The Cotton Bowl committee invited Penn State, hoping to set up a Number 1 vs. Number 2 matchup with the SWC Champion, regardless of whether it turned out to be Texas or Arkansas. But Joe Paterno figured it wouldn't be Number 1 vs. Number 2, because Ohio State were still Number 1, and turned them down.

Paterno later said, "I've wondered how President Nixon could know so little about Watergate in 1973, and so much about college football in 1969." Nixon died in 1994, before everyone found out that Joe Paterno was a lesser human being, and presided over more felonies, than Tricky Dick.

James Street was also a pitcher on the Longhorn baseball team, and pitched a perfect game. He was drafted by the Cleveland Indians, but got hurt, and never played in the major leagues, nor in professional football. He became a successful settlement planner. He died in 2013, having lived to see his son, Huston Street, become a star major league reliever.

Happy Feller kicked in the NFL for Philadelphia in 1971 and New Orleans in 1972 and '73. As of December 6, 2019, he is still alive.

In 1970, Julius Whittier became the 1st black football player at the University of Texas. In 1972, the Longhorns had 1 touchdown pass all season long. Whittier caught it, in their Thanksgiving win over Texas A&M. He became a lawyer, and died in 2018.

Darrell Brown had tried to be the 1st black player at Arkansas, and played for their freshman team in 1965, but broke his ankle, and was unable to play a varsity down. Like Whittier, he became a lawyer, and died in 2015.

Due to Brown's injury, Arkansas didn't integrate until 1974, after every other school in the SWC and the Southeastern Conference had already done so. Leotis Harris was a guard, and played for their 1977 team that nearly won the National Championship. He played 6 seasons for the Green Bay Packers, and is still alive.

"A lot of other coaches from other schools used to talk about that Coach Broyles wouldn't have a black player on his team," Harris said. He found otherwise: "He was a fair guy. Some people said some things about him, about the black-white thing, but he was just a great man."
Broyles and Royal both retired as head coach after the 1976 season. Royal remained the Longhorns' athletic director until 1980, and lived until 2012. Broyles remained the Razorbacks' athletic director until 2007, and lived until 2017.
And that plaque that Nixon gave Royal? Well, it turns out, Nixon only posed with Royal and the plaque. He didn't give it to Royal. He said he would take it back to Washington, and have "TEXAS LONGHORNS" engraved above the words "NATIONAL CHAMPIONS."
After that, it disappeared. No one knows where it is. The UT athletic department denies that it has possession. No player on the 1969 Longhorn team claims to have it, either. Nor does Royal's widow, Edith. Nor does the Nixon Presidential Library. Nor does the Lyndon B. Johnson Presidential Library, which was then being built across from Texas' Memorial Stadium. Nor does the White House. Nor does the National Archives. Nor does the Smithsonian Institution. Nor does the College Football Hall of Fame. Nor does the Texas Sports Hall of Fame.
Bill Little, the Texas football program's official historian, said on the game's 50th Anniversary in 2019, "No one's seen it in 50 years." Cotton Speyrer, a receiver on that Texas team, suggested, "Some Penn State fan had probably gotten the plaque and thrown it into Lake Erie." (Hayden Fox and Jack Geller, noted throwers of football-related things into lakes, couldn't be reached for comment.)
In 2019, to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the game, a replica of the plaque was made, and put on display at the Longhorn Hall of Fame, in the north end zone of what's now named Darrell K. Royal Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin.

Friday, March 15, 2019

Johnny "Lam" Jones, 1958-2019

After Bob Hayes won the Gold Medal in the 100 meters at the 1964 Olympics in Tokyo, and then helped the Dallas Cowboys reach back-to-back NFL Championship Games as a receiver, NFL team owners got the idea that they wanted their own great sprinter.

None of the others worked out, because running fast and catching a football are 2 very different skills. And the myth of the great sprinter as a great receiver ended with Lam Jones. Unfortunately for people around here, the New York Jets bore the brunt of that.

John Wesley Jones was born on April 4, 1958 in Lawton, Oklahoma, and grew up in Lampassas in Central Texas. In 1976, he was part of the U.S. team that won the Gold Medal in the 4-by-100-meter relay at the Olympics in Montreal. He was just 18, making him the youngest athlete from Texas ever to make an Olympic team. The other 3 runners were Harvey Glance, Millard Hampton and Steve Riddick.

Glance, of Auburn University, remained a top sprinter well into the 1980s, although he never won another Olympic medal, and became a track coach. Hampton, of UCLA, also won the Silver Medal in the 200 meters, behind Don Quarrie of Jamaica. Riddick, of Norfolk State, later won a Gold Medal in the 1979 Pan American games, and went into coaching, but served time in prison for fraud.

All 3 are still alive -- and none of the 3 was drafted by a pro football team, nor did any of them play pro football, not in the NFL, not in the CFL, not in the USFL as was possible at the time.

Of course, none of them played college football, either. Jones did, at one of the great football programs, the University of Texas, and made the All-Southwest Conference Team as a receiver in 1978 and 1979. Between his football and track achievements, he was elected to the Texas Athletics Hall of Honor.

There was another Johnny Jones on the team, so head coach Fred Akers nicknamed him then after their hometowns: The one from Hamlin, Texas became "Ham Jones," and the one from Lampassas became "Lam Jones."

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In 1980, the Jets had the 2nd pick in the NFL Draft, having traded 2 picks to the San Francisco 49ers to get it. The 1st pick belonged to the Detroit Lions, who had finished 2-14 the year before, and took Billy Sims, the 1978 Heisman Trophy winner from the University of Oklahoma. He had a great 1st 4 seasons in the NFL, before wrecking his knee in his 5th season and never playing again. But the Jets didn't have a chance at him anyway.

Here are some of the offensive players who went later in that draft, that the Jets could have taken: Quarterback Marc Wilson; running backs Charles White (the 1979 Heisman winner), Curtis Dickey, Joe Cribbs and Vagas Ferguson; tight end Junior Miller; centers Dwight Stephenson (a future Hall-of-Famer) and Jim Ritcher (holder of the Outland Trophy), guard Brad Budde, tackle Stan Brock, and placekicker Eddie Murray -- and, perhaps most damningly for the Jets, a Hall of Fame receiver in Art Monk.

Here are some of the defensive players who went later in that draft, that the Jets could have taken: Tackles Bruce Clark and Steve McMichael; ends Jacob Green and Rulon Jones; linebackers Otis Wilson, Keena Turner, Matt Millen and Larry McGrew; and cornerbacks Mark Haynes and Don McNeal. To their credit, the Jets did draft Penn State linebacker Lance Mehl in the 3rd round.

The Jets had hoped to use the 2nd pick in the draft on USC offensive tackle Anthony Munoz. But Munoz had undergone reconstructive knee surgery. Dr. James A. Nicholas, an orthopedist who was then serving as the Jets' team doctor, knew this, and warned them off Munoz. Munoz was then taken by the Cincinnati Bengals with the 3rd pick, and went on to become the greatest player in franchise history, helping them reach 2 Super Bowls, and possible the best offensive tackle who ever lived.

So the Jets' brass, led by team owner Leon Hess, general manager Jim Kensil and head coach Walt Michaels, decided that the best receiver in the draft was Lam Jones. They went for a receiver despite already having Wesley Walker and Derrick Gaffney, and tight end Mickey Shuler. They gave Jones $250,000 signing bonus, a $300,000 deferred bonus, and a $200,000 loan.

In 1980, the Jets went 4-12. Jones played in all 16 games, starting 13, and caught 25 passes for 482 yards and 3 touchdowns. Clearly, he wasn't part of the problem: This was a decent rookie year. In 1981, the Jets rebounded, going 10-5-1 to finish 2nd in the AFC Eastern Division. It was the 1st season ever in which both the Jets and the New York Giants made the Playoffs. Jones caught 20 passes for 342 yards and 3 touchdowns.

But, already a pattern was emerging. It wasn't the passes that Jones caught that caught people's attention, it was the passes he dropped. People began to say things like, "He's an athlete, but he's not a football player."

In the strike-shortened 1982 season, the Jets went 6-3, and 2 of the losses were to the Miami Dolphins -- although 1 was a mere 20-19 loss at the Orange Bowl. That gave them hope. Freeman McNeil was the NFL's leading rusher, and their defensive line of Joe Klecko, Mark Gastineau, Marty Lyons and Abdul Salaam, plus linebackers Mehl and Greg Buttle, became known as the New York Sack Exchange. Walker and Shuler had good seasons catching passes from quarterback Richard Todd, and Jones caught 18 passes for 294 yards and 2 touchdowns in what amounted to half a season.

The Jets clobbered the Bengals in Cincinnati, and then stunned the Raiders at the Los Angeles Coliseum to reach the AFC Championship Game, against the Dolphins, at the Orange Bowl. And the game was scoreless at the half. They were 30 minutes from the Super Bowl -- just as they would be in 1998. But, as happened that time, it was not to be: In a game known as the Mud Bowl, the Dolphins squished out with a 14-0 win. It would be 16 years before the Jets would get that close again.

The Jets were unable to follow this up, going 7-9 in each of the next 2 seasons. In 1983, Jones caught 43 passes for 734 yards and 4 touchdowns, his best season yet. But he was hurt for the 1st half of the 1984 season, and finished with 32 catches for 470 yards and just 1 touchdown.

He was 26 years old, and already had 138 career catches for 2,322 yards and 13 touchdowns. Granted, for a good receiver today, that's 2 seasons' worth, not 5 as Jones had.

But he had already played 5 seasons, made the Playoffs twice, and gotten close to a Super Bowl. If that had been the 1st half of his career, that wouldn't have been bad at all.

The problem was, he never had a 2nd half to his career. In preseason practice in 1985, he hurt a finger, a big problem for a receiver, and was lost for the season. In 1986, he got hurt in preseason again, a hamstring injury, a big problem for someone who depends on running speed, and again missed the entire season.

In preseason 1987, the Jets traded him -- ironically, to the team they got his draft pick from the 49ers. Dwight Clark had retired, and the Niners were looking for a 2nd receiver alongside Jerry Rice. Jones wasn't it, and they released him after just 18 days. A week after that, desperate for healthy receivers, the Dallas Cowboys brought him in, but he didn't get into a game, and was released in October.

"I know how they remember me in New York: I'm the guy they blew the draft pick on," he said in a 2005 interview with the New York Daily News. "That's OK. I didn't live up to their expectations, but I didn't live up to my own expectations, either."


Part of the problem was substance abuse. Jones became an alcoholic and a cocaine addict. And New York was really the wrong market for someone with those problems, as too many other athletes found out in the 1980s. 


"I wasn't ready for New York," he later admitted. "I was a small-town kid who succumbed to the trappings of celebrity."

In 1988, he was arrested on what once would have been quaintly called "a morals charge," and was sent to rehab as part of a plea agreement.

Once painfully shy, he became a motivational speaker, talking to high school athletes about the pitfalls he faced, donating part of his speaking fees, as well as his Gold Medal, to the Texas Special Olympics. He seemed to have found a happy ending.
But in 2005, he was diagnosed with myeloma, which he fought for 14 years, until he died today, a few days short of his 61st birthday.

UPDATE: He was buried at the Texas State Cemetery in Austin.

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Why did the Jets draft him? They already had Wesley Walker, Derrick Gaffney and Mickey Shuler. Did they really need another good pass-catcher? Which he did not turn out to be? Was drafting him a mistake, or not?

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame the Jets for Drafting Johnny "Lam" Jones

5. Bob Hayes. All it really took was one example to make everyone want to try to find another. But none other was ever found. The closest any later track star came to becoming an NFL star was Renaldo Nehemiah, a native of Scotch Plains, Union County, New Jersey, and he was a hurdler, not a sprinter. He did, however, help the San Francisco 49ers win Super Bowl XIX.

4. The Defense. They didn't need linemen, with Joe Klecko, Mark Gastineau, Marty Lyons and Abdul Salaam. They didn't need linebackers, with Greg Buttle and Lance Mehl. They were a little short at defensive back, but it wasn't a great draft there, with the 1st 2 cornerbacks chosen being Mark Haynes and Don McNeal, and the 1st 2 safeties chosen being Roland James and Johnnie Johnson. So defense didn't have to be a priority.

3. The Rest of the Offense. The Jets had Richard Todd at quarterback. They didn't yet have Freeman McNeil at running back, but they did have Bruce Harper and Scott Dierking. They had a decent line, led by Joe Fields at center and Marvin Powell at tackle. So they decided to go with an already-old NFL strategy:

2. "The Best Available Athlete." Lam Jones was a 2-sport star. But this should have been irrelevant. As I said, running fast and catching a well-thrown football are 2 different skills. Most of the guys who can do both at the same time might have been high school track stars, but not college track stars, because they would have been told by their football coaches to focus on football and forget about track. (There have been exceptions, including Heisman Trophy winner Herschel Walker, but he was a running back, so he isn't exactly the exception to the rule.)

In addition, while dual-sport athletes have been drafted by NFL teams before, it usually doesn't work. Baseball skills are almost totally different from football skills. Same with basketball skills: A few basketball players have been drafted by NFL teams -- including John Havlicek, the future Boston Celtics star then with Ohio State, by the Cleveland Browns in 1962 -- but that's always been because of their size, especially their height, and no one has ever played in both the NFL and the NBA. (The NFL and MLB, yes; the NBA and MLB, yes; the NFL and the NBA, no. The suggestion that LeBron James would play for the Cleveland Browns was, at best, a publicity stunt; and, at worst, a joke.)

Besides, some of the best pro receivers weren't big prospects coming out of college. Art Monk was also chosen in the 1st round in 1980, and he became, for a time, the NFL's all-time receptions leader. But he wasn't a nationally-heralded star at Syracuse University. 

1. Dr. James Nicholas. Had the Jets' team doctor not been an orthopedist, or hadn't practically panicked over Anthony Munoz and his already-rebuilt knee, the Jets might have drafted him, giving Richard Todd and Freeman McNeil the best blocker they would ever have. 

Given that the Dolphins only scored 14 points in that AFC Championship Game, having Munoz might have made the difference for the Jets. Maybe the surviving '82 Jets can sue Nicholas for malpractice.

VERDICT: Guilty. I'm afraid so: The Jets still had to decide whether to listen to Nicholas. Unlike the Yankees, the only MLB team not scared off by Joe DiMaggio's 1934 Pacific Coast League knee injury, the Jets panicked, taking Lam instead of Munoz.

His former receiving partner, Wesley Walker, said today, "I just know he had the attributes and all the talent, and it just wasn't developed. I just wish he had accomplished certain things that I knew he could as an athlete.

"Lam was a very good person on top of everything. Even after all the things that happened to him recently, he was always upbeat, he never complained, he just explained the things he went through. I loved him as a person."

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

How to Go to the Red River Rivalry: Texas vs. Oklahoma

Next Saturday, one of the great American sports traditions will be held: The University of Texas playing the University of Oklahoma in football, at the Cotton Bowl stadium in Dallas, as part of the Texas State Fair.

You would think that Texas' greatest rival would be Texas A&M, and that Oklahoma's greatest rival would be Oklahoma State. For TAMU and OSU, this is true. But for the Longhorns and the Sooners, it isn't. Their greatest rivals are each other.

UPDATE: On June 26, 2022, Both schools announced that, at the end of their current contract with the Big XII Conference on June 30, 2025, they will switch to the Southeastern Conference. Presumably, they will go back to playing each other on an annual basis.

Before You Go. It's not just The South, it's Texas. And you know what? Oklahoma is a lot like Texas, except without the added macho baloney about the Alamo. (You know, where a nation mighty in its time defended its land against illegal immigrants. Who were also slaveholders. Yes, at the Alamo, the good guys won.)

So if you go to Dallas for this game, it would be best to avoid political discussions -- even if, by comparison, UT-Austin is a comparatively liberal bastion in the Lone Star State.

Also within the realm of "It's not just The South, it's Texas," you should be prepared for hot weather. It's not just the heat that's so bad, it's the humidity. And the mosquitoes. You think it was only the heat that made the Houston Astros build the Astrodome? Sandy Koufax said, "Some of the bugs they've got down there are twin-engine jobs." At least, unlike in baseball, the Dallas-area football team has a dome. But you'll have to spend some time outside. It's hot, it's humid, it's muggy and it's buggy, and they have that shit all the time.

So, before you go, check the website of the Austin American-Statesman for the weather. Right now, they're talking about it being in the mid-80s during daylight (by our standards, hot for this time of year), and the high 60s at night.

Texas and Oklahoma are both in the Central Time Zone, 1 hour behind New York. (The exception for Texas is the southwestern corner, including El Paso, which borders New Mexico, so it's in the Mountain Time Zone.) Adjust your timepieces accordingly.

Despite Texas' foreignness -- and that's before you factor in the Mexican-American presence, which improves things -- and its former Confederate status, you do not need to bring your passport or change your money. The same is true of Oklahoma, which wasn't yet a State during the Civil War.

Tickets. The current capacity of the Cotton Bowl is 92,100 -- officially, even larger than AT&T Stadium, which nonetheless covers a lot more area. But getting tickets will still be hard. You'll have to go to StubHub or a similar site. Right now, even in the upper corners of the upper deck, tickets are going for around $200.

For games at Texas: In the lower level, midfield seats are $140, end seats are $110, and end zone seats are $95; in the upper level, midfield seats are $95, end seats are $70, and end zone seats are $55.

For games at Oklahoma: All tickets are $55.

Getting There. It is 1,745 miles from Midtown Manhattan to downtown Dallas. So unless you want to be cooped up for 24-30 hours, you... are... flying.

A round-trip nonstop flight on United Airlines from Newark, Kennedy or LaGuardia airports to Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport could set you back as little as $404 round-trip. DFW is a major airline hub: American Airlines has its corporate headquarters there. And yet, American offers fewer nonstops at considerably higher prices. There is Orange Line rail service from the airport to Dallas' Union Station, but it will take about an hour and a half.

Amtrak offers the Lake Shore Limited (a variation on the old New York Central Railroad's 20th Century Limited), leaving Penn Station at 3:40 PM Eastern Time and arriving at Chicago's Union Station at 9:45 AM Central Time. Then switch to the Texas Eagle at 1:45 PM, and arrive at Dallas' Union Station (400 S. Houston Street at Wood Street) the following morning at 11:30. (In other words, if you left New York on Thursday, you'd have 3 hours on Saturday to get to a hotel, and then make the kickoff.) It would be $482 round-trip.
Dallas' Union Station

As with American Airlines, Dallas is actually Greyhound's hometown, or at least the location of its corporate headquarters: 205 S. Lamar Street at Commerce Street, which is also the address of their Dallas station. If you look at Greyhound buses, you'll notice they all have Texas license plates. So, how bad can the bus be?

Well, it is cheaper: $364 round-trip, and advanced purchase can get it down to $351. But it won't be much shorter: It's a 38-hour trip, and you'll have to change buses at least twice, in Richmond, Virginia (and I don't like the Richmond station) and either Atlanta or Memphis.

Oh... kay. So what about driving? As I said, over 1,500 miles. I would definitely recommend bringing a friend and sharing the driving. The fastest way from New York to Dallas is to get into New Jersey, take Interstate 78 West across the State and into Pennsylvania, then turn to Interstate 81 South, across Pennsylvania, the "panhandles" of Maryland and West Virginia, and across the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia into Tennessee, where I-81 will flow into Interstate 40. Take I-40 into Arkansas, and switch to Interstate 30 in Little Rock, taking it into the Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area, a.k.a. "The Metroplex."

Once you get across the Hudson River into New Jersey, you should be in New Jersey for about an hour, Pennsylvania for 3 hours, Maryland for 15 minutes, West Virginia for half an hour, Virginia for 5 and a half hours (more than the entire trip will be before you get to Virginia), 8 hours and 15 minutes in Tennessee, 3 hours in Arkansas, and about 3 hours and 30 minutes in Texas.

Taking 45-minute rest stops in or around (my recommendations) Harrisburg, Pennsylvania; Charlottesville, Virginia; Bristol, on the Virginia/Tennessee State Line; Nashville and Memphis, Tennessee; Little Rock and Texarkana, Arkansas; and accounting for overruns there and for traffic at each end of the journey, and we're talking 31 hours.

But it would be better to leave on Friday afternoon, reach the area on Saturday night, and get a hotel. Fortunately, AT&T Stadium is in Arlington, midway between the downtowns of Dallas and Fort Worth. Well before either the Rangers or the Cowboys set up shop in Arlington, Six Flags Over Texas did so, as the original theme park in the Six Flags chain (opening in 1961), and so there are plenty of hotels available nearby. They’re also likely to be cheaper than the ones in downtown Dallas.

Austin. Nonstop flights to and from Austin-Bergstrom International Airport (named for Captain John Bergstrom, who died in the attack on Pearl Harbor) are available, but a lot harder to get. Most likely, you'll have to change planes in Dallas. But they could be had for just a little over $500.

On Amtrak, you'd have to start out a day earlier, on Wednesday, as the Texas Eagle wouldn't get to Austin until 6:21 PM. Round-trip fare is $464. The station is at 250 N. Lamar Blvd., downtown. On Greyhound, round-trip fare is $488, but can drop to $391. The station is at 916 E. Koenig Lane, 6 miles north of downtown, and 3 miles north of the campus. Bus 7.

Driving from New York to Austin, follow the directions from Dallas, then take I-35E and I-35 South for about 3 hours. Once you get across the Hudson River into New Jersey, you should be in New Jersey for about an hour, Pennsylvania for 3 hours, Maryland for 15 minutes, West Virginia for half an hour, Virginia for 5 and a half hours (more than the entire trip will be before you get to Virginia), 8 hours and 15 minutes in Tennessee, 3 hours in Arkansas, and about 6 hours and 30 minutes in Texas.

Taking 45-minute rest stops in or around (my recommendations) Harrisburg, Pennsylvania; Charlottesville, Virginia; Bristol, on the Virginia/Tennessee State Line; Nashville and Memphis, Tennessee; Little Rock and Texarkana, Arkansas, and Dallas itself; and accounting for overruns there and for traffic at each end of the journey, and we're talking 35 hours.

Norman. To get to an Oklahoma game, you'd have to fly to Oklahoma City's Will Rogers International Airport (named for the Oklahoma-born entertainer of the early 20th Century) and then take a bus to Norman. This would be more expensive, around $840, before the ride on the Number 24 bus, which takes about an hour.

Amtrak isn't all that convenient to OKC. You'd have to board the Lake Shore Limited at Penn Station at 3:40 PM Eastern Time, then arrive at Union Station in Chicago at 9:45 AM Central Time the next morning, then there's a 4-hour layover until the Texas Eagle leaves at 1:45 PM, and it arrives in Fort Worth the next day at 1:25 PM, and then you'd have to change trains again, with a 4-hour layover -- in Fort Worth, not the despised but much more modern city of Dallas -- before taking the Heartland Flyer at 5:25, finally arriving in Oklahoma City at 9:27 PM. That's 62 hours and 42 minutes. And it's $488 round-trip. That may not be worth the hassles. At any rate, the station is on Gaylord Blvd., between Reno and Sheridan Avenues, just 2 blocks from the arena -- sure, now, at the end, it's convenient.

On Greyhound, the trip is much shorter, about 39 hours, and you only have to transfer once, and, believe me, 4 hours in Chicago is good. (More hours in Chicago is better, but that's a story for another time.) It's also possible that your transfer may be in Kansas City. The round-trip fare is $278, and you don't save much with advanced purchase. The station is at 1948 E. Reno Avenue at Martin Luther King Avenue, on the same street as the arena, but 2 miles to the east, so what it makes up for in convenience during the trip, it blows up at the end -- the opposite of Amtrak. To Norman itself, it's $353 round-trip. 506 N. Porter Avenue, about a mile north of the campus.

If you decide to drive, it’s far enough that it will help to get someone to go with you and split the duties, and to trade off driving and sleeping. You'll need to get on the New Jersey Turnpike, and take Interstate 78 West across New Jersey, and at Harrisburg get on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, which at this point will be both I-70 and I-76. When the two Interstates split outside Pittsburgh, stay on I-70 west. You'll cross the northern tip of West Virginia, and go all the way across Ohio (through Columbus), Indiana (through Indianapolis) and Illinois. When you cross into Missouri, you'll be in St. Louis. Switch to Interstate 44 West, the Will Rogers Turnpike, and take that across southern Missouri and northeastern Oklahoma. Outside Edmond, you'll turn onto Interstate 35 South, passing Oklahoma City, then take Exit 108 A onto State Route 9. The campus is 3 miles ahead on your left.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and 15 minutes in New Jersey, 5 hours in Pennsylvania, 15 minutes in West Virginia, 3 hours and 45 minutes in Ohio, 2 hours and 30 minutes in Indiana, 2 hours and 30 minutes in Illinois, 5 hours in Missouri, and 4 hours in Oklahoma before arriving. That's going to be about 24 hours. Counting rest stops, preferably 6 of them, and accounting for traffic at both ends, it should be about 30 hours.

Once In the City. Texas declared its independence from Mexico on March 2, 1836; was admitted to the Union as the 28th State on December 29, 1845; became the 7th State to secede from the Union, on February 1, 1861; and the 10th former Confederate State to be readmitted, on March 30, 1870.

Oklahoma was not yet a State at the time of the American Civil War, and thus did not secede, although, could it have, it likely would have. It was admitted to the Union as the 46th State on November 16, 1907.

Dallas (population about 1.3 million, founded in 1856) was named after George Mifflin Dallas, a Mayor of Philadelphia and Senator from Pennsylvania who was James K. Polk's Vice President (1845-49). Fort Worth (about 850,000, founded in 1849) was named for William Jenkins Worth, a General in the War of 1812 and the Mexican-American War. And Arlington (400,000, founded in 1876) was named for the Virginia city across the Potomac River from Washington, D.C., as a tribute to Confederate General Robert E. Lee.

The population of the entire Metroplex is about 6.8 million and climbing, although when you throw in Oklahoma, southern Arkansas and northern Louisiana, the total population of the Cowboys' "market" is about 19 million -- a little less than the New York Tri-State Area, and soon it will surpass us.
Commerce Street divides Dallas street addresses into North and South. Beckley Avenue, across the Trinity River from downtown, appears to divide them into East and West. The sales tax in the State of Texas is 6.25 percent, in Dallas County 8.25 percent, and in Tarrant County (including Arlington and Fort Worth) 8 percent even. ZIP Codes for Dallas start with the digits 75 and 79. The Area Code for Dallas is 214.

Dallas Area Rapid Transit (DART) runs buses and light rail trains. A 2-hour pass costs $2.50, and a day pass is $5.00 local and $10.00 regional (if you want to go beyond Dallas to Arlington or Fort Worth).
Green Line train just outside downtown

Dallas' beltway is named for 2 Presidents: Interstate 635, to the north, is the Lyndon B. Johnson Freeway; while Interstate 20, to the south, is the Ronald Reagan Memorial Highway. I-20, along with Interstate 820, the Jim Wright Freeway (named for the local Congressman who was an ally of LBJ's, an enemy of Reagan's, and Speaker of the House from 1987 to 1989), is Fort Worth's beltway. And, as I said, I-30, the Tom Landry Freeway, connects the 2 cities and goes through Arlington. Austin, Norman and Oklahoma City don't have beltways.

Dallas proper is about 42 percent Hispanic, 28 percent white, 24 percent black, and 3 percent Asian. South Dallas is mostly black, while North Dallas is mostly white. The northern suburbs are rich, and so conservative, they make New Jersey Republicans look like Socialists.

Named for Stephen F. Austin, "the Father of Texas" and the leader of the successful Texas Rebellion of 1836, and founded 3 years later, Austin has grown by leaps and bounds, and is now home to about 950,000 people, and would be well over 1 million counting students at the University of Texas and people working for the State government, both of whom have their permanent residences elsewhere. The metropolitan area has over 2 million.
The State Capitol building is larger in area and floor space than the national one in Washington. Like Raleigh, North Carolina; Nashville, Tennessee; Atlanta, Georgia; Jackson, Mississippi; Lincoln, Nebraska; Laramie, Wyoming and Salt Lake City, Utah, Austin is a liberal capital in a conservative State.
The Texas State House in Austin

The leading newspaper is the Austin American-Statesman. ZIP Codes for Austin start with 786, 787 and 789. The Area Code is 512. Austin Energy runs the city's electricity.

Aside from the University and the State government, the city is known for its alternative music scene, including the South By Southwest Festival, a.k.a. SXSW. Congress Avenue divides addresses into East and West, and the Colorado River (not the same one that goes through Arizona and Nevada) into North and South.

Consistent with much of Texas other than Dallas and Houston, Austin has a population that is about 48 percent non-Hispanic white, 35 percent Hispanic, 8 percent black, and 6 percent Asian. A 2014 study by UT showed that it was the only rapidly-growing U.S. city to have a net loss of African-Americans between 2000 and 2010.

The Capital Metropolitan Transportation Authority, or Capital Metro for short, runs buses and a commuter rail, Capital MetroRail, in the city and the nearby suburbs. A single ride is just $1.25.
Capital Metro Rail

The University of Texas was founded in 1883. It became the 1st major Southern university to racially desegregate, in 1950. In 1967, the State legislature, in recognition of the vast growth of the University of Texas System, officially renamed the main campus "The University of Texas at Austin." Texans call it "UT-Austin." Or maybe "The Longhorns," or "The 'Horns" for short. Unless they're Texas A&M people, in which case they call 'em "tea-sippin' liberals," or "tea-sips" for short.

The University of Texas System also has campuses in Dallas, Arlington, San Antonio, El Paso, Rio Grande Valley (in Brownsville and Edinburg), Tyler, and the Permian Basin (in Odessa). Surprisingly, there is no campus in Houston, the State's largest city.

Texas-El Paso, or UTEP, competes in NCAA Division I FBS. It was known as Texas Western University until 1967. It is best known for its all-black starting five that upset Kentucky for the 1966 National Championship. UT-Arlington, UTSA, UTRGV also compete in NCAA Division I FBS. UT-Tyler and UTPB are in NCAA Division II. UT-Dallas is in NCAA Division III. 

Aside from athletes, notable UT-Austin graduates include: 

Entertainment: Actors Eli Wallach '36, Fess Parker '50, Barbara Barrie '52, Tommy Tune '62, Bruce McGill '73, Marcia Gay Harden '80, Owen Wilson '91, Renee Zellweger '92, Matthew McConaughey '93; directors Thomas Schlamme '82, Wes Anderson '90 and Robert Rodriguez '08 (based on his age, probably should have been '90); singers Kinky Friedman '66, Nancy Griffith '75 and Michelle Shocked '83; game show host Allen Ludden '40.

Literature: Novelist and journalist Willie Morris '56; fantasy writer and Percy Jackson creator Rick Riordan '86; and cartoonists Roy Crane '22, Ben Sargent '70 and Berkeley Breathed '79.

Politics, representing Texas unless otherwise stated: Senators Tom Connally 1898, Earle Mayfield 1900, Ralph Yarborough '27, Lloyd Bentsen '42 and Kay Bailey Hutchison '62; Governors Dan Moody 1910, John Connally '39, Dolph Briscoe '42, Ann Richards '55, Jeb Bush of Florida '74 (but not George W.: He was Yale '68) and Greg Abbott '81; Secretary of State Rex Tillerson '75, Secretaries of the Treasury Connally, Bentsen and Robert B. Anderson '32; Secretary of Commerce Donald Evans '69, Attorneys General Tom Clark '22 and his son Ramsey Clark '49. Tom was also a Justice of the Supreme Court, but resigned because President Johnson wanted to appoint Ramsey as AG, and it would have been a conflict of interest.

Also, First Ladies Claudia "Lady Bird" Johnson '33 and Laura Bush '73; and First Daughters Lynda Bird Johnson Robb '66 and Jenna Bush Hager '04. (But not their sisters: Luci Baines Johnson Turpin is Georgetown '69, and Barbara Bush Coyne is Yale '04.) Also, Clinton campaign adviser turned CNN correspondent Paul Begala '83.

Oklahoma may have a "more Texas" State House than Texas does. Because it's the only one with an oil well on the Capitol's grounds.
The Oklahoma State House in Oklahoma City

ZIP Codes for Oklahoma start with the digits 73 and 74. For Oklahoma City, 731. For Norman, 730. The Area Codes are 405 for Oklahoma City and Norman. The sales tax is 4.5 percent.
Oklahoma City is a decent-sized city, with about 630,000 people, but the metropolitan area is small, just 1.3 million. Norman, included in that, was founded in 1891 and has about 120,000. It is served by The Daily Oklahoman and The Norman Transcript. Norman is about 81 percent white, 6 percent Hispanic, 5 percent Native American, 4 percent black and 4 percent Asian. Oklahoma Gas & Electric (OG&E) runs the electricity for the State.
Oklahoma's darkest hour came on May 31, 1921, when mobs of White residents, some of them deputized and given weapons by city officials, attacked Black residents and destroyed homes and businesses of the Greenwood District in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The attacks burned and destroyed more than 35 square blocks of the neighborhood – at the time one of the wealthiest Black communities in the United States, known as "Black Wall Street." As many as 300 people were killed.

Cleveland Area Rapid Transit (Norman is in Cleveland County) runs Norman's buses. The fare is even cheaper than Austin's: 75 cents. Jones Avenue divides addresses into East and West, Main Street into North and South.

Aside from the main campus in Norman, OU's only satellite campus is in Tulsa. Notable OU graduates in fields other than sports:

* Entertainment: Actors Van Heflin, Rance Howard (father of Ron and Clint, grandfather of Bryce Dallas), Dennis Weaver, James Garner, Alice Ghostley, Larry Drake, Ed Harris and Olivia Munn; music personalities David Gates of Bread and Tom Paxton, Science fiction author C.J. Cherryh, and Miss America 2006 Jennifer Berry.

* Politics, representing Oklahoma unless otherwise stated: Governors David Hall, David Boren, David Walters, Frank Keating, Brad Henry, and Susana Martinez of New Mexico; Senators Boren (his son Dan Boren served in the House) and Tom Coburn; Speaker of the House Carl Albert, House Majority Leader Dick Armey, Congressman and former OU quarterback J.C. Watts, and current Oklahoma City Mayor Mick Cornett. And, both as a student and a law professor at OU, Anita Hill.

* Astronauts: Fred Haise of Apollo 13, and record-setting (since broken) Shannon Lucid.

Going In. This game is played at the Cotton Bowl, aside from the Alamo the most famous building in the State of Texas. The address is 3750 The Midway, as it is the centerpiece of the Texas State Fair. It is 3 miles east of downtown, in the Fair Park section of south Dallas. Bus 012 or 026, or Green Line light rail to Fair Park station. Be advised that this is generally considered to be a high-crime area of Dallas. If you drove in, parking can be had for as little as $5.50.
Known as Fair Park Stadium when it opened in 1930, the name was changed in 1937, when the Cotton Bowl Classic replaced the old Dixie Classic as Dallas' postseason college football game. It was the site of some (but not all) home games of Southern Methodist University (heretoafter called SMU) between 1932 and 2000. Because of the popularity of SMU running back Doak Walker, a second deck was put on each sideline, raising capacity to 75,504, earning it the nickname "The House That Doak Built."
The Cotton Bowl, in its best-remembered configuration,
before its recent renovation and expansion

It was the Dallas Cowboys' 1st home, from their 1960 launch until the middle of the 1971 season. It also hosted the original NFL version of the Dallas Texans in 1952; the AFL's Dallas Texans from 1960 to 1962, before they moved and became the Kansas City Chiefs; the Tornado in their 1967 and 1968 seasons' some games of soccer's 1994 World Cup, 7 U.S. soccer games, most recently a draw to Mexico in 2004; and an Elvis concert on October 11, 1956, the 20,000 fans being his biggest crowd until he resumed touring in 1970.

And it hosted the Cotton Bowl game from 1937 to 2009, after which it was moved to AT&T Stadium. On 5 occasions, the game decided the National Championship: 1959-60, Syracuse over Texas; 1963-64, Texas over Navy; 1964-65, Arkansas over Nebraska; 1969-70, Texas over Notre Dame; and 1977-78, Notre Dame over Texas.

Due to its age, the deterioration of the neighborhood, and the construction of AT&T Stadium, since 2009 it's hosted just 2 games per year: The annual "Red River Rivalry" game between the Universities of Texas and Oklahoma, and the "Heart of Dallas Bowl," a very minor game.

Nevertheless, the upper deck has been extended all the way around, and capacity is now 92,100. The field is laid out northwest-to-southeast, unusual due to the angle of the Sun, and was artificial turf from 1970 to 1993, when it was replaced with real grass for the World Cup, and kept. I still remember watching the 1985 Cotton Bowl, Doug Flutie's last college game, Boston College vs. the University of Houston, and it rained, so they had to squeegee the field. That's just wrong.
The Cotton Bowl, in all its maroon (Oklahoma) and burnt orange (Texas) glory.

Texas vs. Oklahoma is held at the Cotton Bowl every 2nd Saturday in October, because that's the weekend when the Texas State Fair is held, as the stadium is in Fair Park. (Just look for the statue of "Big Tex" -- you can't miss him.)
This guy.

While it doesn't seem fair that Oklahoma's visit to play Texas should be called a "neutral site" if it's in the State of Texas, the fact remains that each school gets half the tickets, and the stadium is split right down the middle at the 50-yard line, Texas Burnt Orange and Oklahoma Maroon. It's actually slightly closer to OU's campus in Norman, 191 miles, than it is from UT's in Austin, 197 miles. (While it should be "UO," it's always listed as "OU," and that's even the monogram on their helmets.)

The game has several nicknames: The Red River Showdown (the Red River separates the States), the Red River Rivalry, the Red River Classic and the Red River Shootout. It was 1st played in 1900, 7 years before Oklahoma gained Statehood. It was played in Austin from 1900, 1901, 1902, 1903, 1904, 1907, 1909, 1910, 1911 and 1923; Norman in 1901, 1903 (played twice in those seasons), 1908 and 1922; Oklahoma City in 1905 and 1906; Houston in 1913; and in Dallas every other time, including every season since 1929. A deal has been made to keep the game at the Cotton Bowl through at least 2025.

Texas leads the rivalry 61-45-5. The winner receives a trophy, the Golden Hat. In 1963, Texas came in ranked Number 1, and Oklahoma Number 2; Texas won. In 1984, Texas came in Number 1, Oklahoma Number 2, and in a driving rain and on a very slick carpet, Texas kicked a field goal on the last play to forge a 15-5 tie, which ended up sending both teams into mediocrity.
The Golden Hat

A running joke is that, unlike the Longhorns' rivalries with Texas A&M and Arkansas, and the Sooners' with Oklahoma State and Nebraska, this is a rivalry not for the people but the rich, and that millionaires have bet ranches and oil wells on the outcome, many regretting it.

Texas' usual home field is Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium, about. Built in 1924, in 1996 it was named for the man who coached the Longhorns from 1957 to 1976. The official address is 405 E. 23rd Street, about 3 miles north of downtown. Bus 7. If you drive in, parking is $25. The playing surface is named Joe Jamail Field, a graduate of UT's Law School and a major benefactor.

It opened with 27,000 seats, increasing to 40,000 in 1926, 60,000 in 1948, 66,000 in 1968, 78,000 in 1971, 85,000 in 2006, and the current 100,119 in 2009. There is a plan to enclose the south end zone, the open end of the horseshoe, raising capacity to 115,000, topping even Michigan Stadium and Neyland Stadium in Tennessee.
You know the old saying, "Everything's big in Texas"? In 2006, a 7,370-square-foot scoreboard was added in the south end, nicknamed "Godzillatron," although it's got so many ads that it's also called "Adzillatron." The field runs north-to-south, and its original grass was replaced by artificial turf in 1969, went back to grass in 1996, and went to FieldTurf in 2009.
The board is almost as big as the bleacher it stands over.
A board as big as the crowd.

Oklahoma's stadium opened in 1923, as Oklahoma Memorial Stadium. The coach was Bennie Owen, and the playing surface was named Owen Field. Since so many major colleges had named their facilities "Memorial Stadium" (since so many had been built in the 1920s, in the aftermath of World War I), "Owen Field" became the most familiar name for the Sooners' place. It is also nicknamed The Palace On the Prairie.
In 2002, it was renamed Gaylord Family Oklahoma Memorial Stadium, after the Gaylords, the owners and publishers of The Daily Oklahoman, collectively donated $50 million to the University.

The address is 180 E. Brooks Street, a mile south of downtown. Bus 24. If you drive in, parking is a whopping $46.
As with Texas' stadium, it was a horseshoe with the south end open, but has now been fully enclosed, including their own ginormous scoreboard. The field was artificial from 1970 to 1993, but has been real grass again since 1994. It seated 16,000 when it opened, and was expanded to 32,000 in 1929, 55,000 in 1949 following the initial success under Bud Wilkinson, 61,000 in 1957, 71,000 in 1975, 75,000 in 1984, 81,000 in 2003, and the current 86,112 in 2016. Unlike the Longhorns, the Sooners allow their stadium to be used for other purposes. This includes concerts.
September 17, 2016. Ohio State visited.
That's their band in the process of doing "Script Ohio."

UPDATE: Through the 2019 season, Texas leads Oklahoma 62-48-5, Texas A&M 76-37-5, Texas Tech 52-17, and Arkansas 56-22. Oklahoma leads Oklahoma State 89-18-7.

Food. According to the stadium's website, "During the Red River Showdown, Cotton Bowl Stadium has more than 75 concession areas with specialty items ranging from chicken fajitas to game-day staples of hot dogs and soft drinks. They are located just outside Gates 1 through 10. Additionally, on each ramp you will find express beverage service. All fans have access to these areas before and throughout the game."

The Red McCombs Red Zone Food Court -- named, as was UT's School of Business, for the car sales magnate who once owned the San Antonio Spurs, the Denver Nuggets and the Minnesota Vikings (not at the same time) -- is in the north end of Memorial Stadium, and is open on non-game days from 7:00 AM to 5:00 PM. It includes stands for Subway, Starbucks, Gatti's Pizza and Gigi's Cupcakes.

Oklahoma's Gaylord Stadium has Bavarian pretzels with cheese, Sooner Street Tacos, Mackdaddy's Onion Burgers, and Billy Sims Barbecue stands. The Heisman winner runs restaurants and markets his sauce to supermarkets.

Team History Displays. This game is so big because the teams and programs involved are so big. You can debate whether the greatest of all college football programs is Notre Dame, Alabama, USC, or anyone else; but any list of the Top 10 has got to include both Texas and Oklahoma. You don't have to like either one of them, or even respect them, but you should be impressed by their achievements. The Cotton Bowl isn't either team's home field, so, obviously, you won't see any display of those achievements there.

Texas was granted unofficial National Championships in 1914, 1941, 1968, 1977 and 1981. They officially claim National Championships, due to having won either the Associated Press (AP) writers' poll or the United Press International (UPI) coaches' poll in 1963 (both), 1969 (both) and 1970 (UPI); and in 2005, for having won the Bowl Championship Series. So that's 4 official, 9 counting the unofficial ones.

They won the Texas Intercollegiate Athletic Association title in 1913 and 1914; the Southwest Conference in 1916, 1918, 1920, 1928, 1930, 1942, 1943, 1945, 1950, 1952, 1953, 1959, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1975, 1977, 1983, 1990, 1994, and the last title of the league, 1995; and the Big 12 title in 1996 (the 1st season after the former Big 8 took in half of the SWC), 2005 and 2009. That's 32 league titles. They won the Big 12 South, but lost the Big 12 Championship Game, in 1999 and 2001.

Texas has appeared in the Cotton Bowl Classic 22 times, winning 11, both records, most recently in 2003. They've also won 2 Sugar Bowls, 2 Orange Bowls, 2 Fiesta Bowls, and 2 Rose Bowls, including the 2006 thriller with USC that won them their most recent National Championship. Overall, they have a 27-24-2 record in bowl games.

Texas has had 2 Heisman Trophy winners, both running backs: Earl Campbell in 1977 and Ricky Williams in 1998. Campbell's Number 20 (he wore 34 for the NFL's Houston Oilers) and Williams' Number 34 have been retired. So have the 22 of 1940s quarterback Bobby Layne, who starred for the Detroit Lions; the 60 of 1960s linebacker Tommy Nobis, the 1st draft pick and 1st star of the Atlanta Falcons; the 10 of 2000s quarterback Vince Young, whose pro career turned out every bit as star-crossed as Williams' and the 12 of Young's successor as quarterback, Colt McCoy, now with the Washington Redskins.

Campbell and Williams each have a statue outside Royal Memorial Stadium. So does Royal himself, who coached the 1963, 1969 and 1970 National Champions. Ironically, he was an Oklahoma native, and a University of Oklahoma quarterback under Bud Wilkinson.
Texas also has a trophy rivalry with Texas Tech of Lubbock, playing for the Chancellor's Spurs. The Longhorns lead the Red Raiders 50-15.
Texas' longstanding rivalries with Texas A&M and Arkansas have been interrupted due to conference realignments. The 1969 Texas-Arkansas game, in Fayetteville, was a Number 1 vs. Number 2 matchup, billed as one of those periodic "Game of the Century" matches, and was attended by President Richard Nixon. (Legend has it that Arkansas native and future President Bill Clinton attended, but he was at Oxford University at the time.)

Texas leads the rivalry 56-22, but the annual game stopped after Arkansas left the SWC for the Southeastern Conference in 1991 (rendering the SWC a Texas-only league, and probably leading to its doom 5 years later), they haven't played each other since Arkansas won the 2014 Texas Bowl, and they won't play each other again until 2021.

The game with Texas A&M was usually played on Thanksgiving Weekend, sometimes on Thanksgiving Day itself. They began playing in 1894, and is nasty as hell. Someone once said that in Texas, football is religion, and this is the holy war.

To a Texas Longhorn, A&M is a rural school, a "cow college," full of gung-ho rednecks. To a Texas Aggie, the Longhorns are effete intellectuals with more money than sense. There's a political aspect, too: The Longhorns are called "tea-sippin' liberals," too good for American and Texan values and good ole whiskey, and President Lyndon B. Johnson, the Democrat known for civil rights, health care and education (but also the Vietnam War), wisely put his Presidential Library literally across the street from Memorial Stadium.

In contrast, "A&M" stands for "Agricultural and Mechanical," but a common misconception is that it's "Agricultural and Military," and they have the Library of a Republican President, George H.W. Bush. (George W.'s is in Dallas, at his wife Laura's alma mater, SMU.)

A&M went from the SWC to the Big 12 with Texas in 1996, but left for the SEC in 2012. A last-second field goal gave the Longhorns a 27-25 win in what is currently the most recent meeting, on November 24, 2011. To keep the rivalry going, the schools agreed to establish the Lone Star Trophy, given to the school with the most wins against the other in other sports.
This is the kind of rivalry that made the great ABC college football announcer Keith Jackson say, "These two teams just... don't... like each other." How much do the Longhorns and Aggies hate each other? Each mentions the other in their fight song. The Aggies hate the Longhorns more: While the 'Horns merely sing, "And it's Goodbye to A&M" in "Texas Fight," the entire 2nd verse of "The Aggie War Hymn" is about hating the University of Texas. The Longhorns lead the rivalry 76-37-5.

Unlike the Longhorns, the Sooners display their titles, on the press box at Gaylord/Memorial/Owen. They've won National Championships in 1950, 1955, 1956, 1974, 1975, 1985 and 2000, as certified by either the AP, UPI, or the BCS. There are other titles, awarded by less authoritative agencies, that they do not claim.

They won the Southwest Conference title in 1915 and 1918; the league that would eventually be known as the Big 8 in 1920 (as the Missouri Valley), 1938, 1943, 1944, 1946, 1947 (these as the Big 6), 1948, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957 (these as the Big 7), 1958, 1959, 1962, 1967, 1968, 1972, 1973, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1984, 1985, 1986 and 1987; and the Big 12 in 2000, 2002, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2012, 2015 and 2016. So that's 46 titles: 2 in the SWC, 34 in the Big 8, and 10 in the Big 12. In addition, they won the Big 12 South Division, but lost the Championship Game, in 2003.
Oklahoma is the only school to have 4 coaches with at least 100 wins at the school: Bennie Owen (1905-26), Charles Burnham "Bud" Wilkinson (1947-63), Barry Switzer (1973-88) and Bob Stoops (1999-2016). Included among Wilkinson's 145 wins was a 47-game unbeaten streak -- a tie, and then 46 straight wins. Led by running back Tommy McDonald and center-linebacker Jerry Tubbs, from 1953 to 1957 the Sooners avoided defeat in 47 straight games, and that's still a college football record. Both the last team and the next team to beat them was Notre Dame.

Owen and Wilkinson have statues outside the stadium. So do the school's 5 Heisman Trophy winners: 1952 running back Billy Vessels (whose pro career was cut short by injury), 1969 running back Steve Owens (played 5 years with the Lions), 1978 running back Billy Sims (was headed for a Hall of Fame career with the Lions before a knee injury ended it in his 5th season), 2003 quarterback Jason White (the only Heisman winner ever willing to turn pro and still not be drafted, due to concerns over his knees, and he has since gotten rich in retail), and 2008 quarterback Sam Bradford (now the starter for the Vikings).
Wilkinson's statue

Other Sooner football stars include Tommy McDonald (Hall of Fame receiver for the 1950s Philadelphia Eagles), Bob Kalsu (Buffalo Bills linebacker killed in action in Vietnam), Greg Pruitt (All-Pro running back for the 1970s Cleveland Browns), Joe Washington (All-Pro running back for the 1970s Baltimore Colts and the 1980s Washington Redskins), Lee Roy Selmon (Hall of Fame defensive tackle for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who played on OU's defensive line with his brothers Dewey and Lucius), Brian Bosworth (controversial 1980s linebacker who went into action movies) and Tony Casillas (defensive tackle for the 1990s Dallas Cowboys). However, the Sooners do not retire uniform numbers, so even Sims' 20 is still available.

Oklahoma has won 29 bowl games, including the Orange Bowl (once with an automatic bid to the Big 8 Champions) in 1954, 1956, 1958, 1959, 1968, 1976, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1986, 1987 and 2001 (and denied for 1955 and 1957, due to a rule, soon changed, that prohibited back-to-back appearances); the Sugar Bowl in 1949, 1950, 1972, 1973, 2014 and 2017; the Fiesta Bowl in 1976 and 2011; the Cotton Bowl in 2002; and the Rose Bowl in 2003.

Texas, in 2004, and Oklahoma, in 2010, are 2 of the 5 schools to have won all 5 major bowls. The others: Notre Dame in 1989, Penn State in 1995 and Ohio State in 1999.

Oklahoma's main in-State rival is Oklahoma State. It is called the Bedlam Series, and is one of the most lopsided rivalries in major college football. They first played each other in 1904, and have played every year since 1910. The Sooners lead the Cowboys 86-18-7. From 1946 to 1994, the Sooners led 45-3-1. It's been closer since 1995: The Sooners lead 15-7.

For many years, Oklahoma's biggest rivalry was with Nebraska, as the 2 schools dominated the Big 8 in the 1960s, '70s and '80s. Oklahoma leads, They first played in 1912, and played every year from 1928 to 1997. But changing conference lineups ended that. They played each other in the Big 12 Championship Game in 2006 and 2010 (Oklahoma won both times). But with Nebraska now in the Big 10, the game becomes even rarer. The schools recently signed a deal to play each other in 2021 and 2022 (home-and-home). The Sooners lead the Cornhuskers, 45-38-3.

The rivalry included the site of the 1971 "Game of the Century," when they played each other on Thanksgiving Day (the only major college football game scheduled for that day that year, thus the entire country could watch it), with the Sooners ranked Number 1 and the Cornhuskers ranked Number 2. Nebraska won, and went on to win the National Championship.

Stuff. There are souvenir stands at the Cotton Bowl, but no big team store, as no team officially calls it home any longer. Longhorns Limited is located in under the west stand at Royal Memorial Stadium. Texas' University Co-Op is at 2246 Guadelupe Street, about a 10-minute walk from the stadium. The University of Oklahoma Bookstore is at 1185 Asp Avenue (yes, Asp like the snake), just outside the stadium's west stand.

Dan Myers published The Story of the Cotton Bowl -- the game, not just the stadium -- in 2015. In 1997, John Eisenberg wrote Cotton Bowl Days: Growing up with Dallas and the Cowboys in the 1960s.

Mike Shropshire, author of a few books on Dallas sports, wrote Runnin' with the Big Dogs: The Long, Twisted History of the Texas-OU Rivalry in 2007. Bobby Hawthorne wrote Longhorn Football: An Illustrated History in 2007. Royal and Pat Culpepper published Coach Royal: Conversations with a Texas Football Legend in 2005, 7 years before the coach died. Terri Frei of the Denver Post wrote Horns, Hogs, and Nixon Coming: Texas vs. Arkansas in Dixie's Last Stand, about the 1969 Texas-Arkansas Game.

In 1991, John Maher and Kirk Bohls wrote Bleeding Orange: Trouble and Triumph Deep in the Heart of Texas Football. Not to be outdone, a Texas A&M fan named Frank W. Cox III soon cranked out a book titled I Bleed Maroon.

Ray Dozier wrote Legends of Oklahoma Sooners Football in 2014. Bud Wilkinson: An Intimate Portrait of an American Legend was published in 1994, shortly after he died, by his son Jay Wilkinson and businesswoman Gretchen Hirsch.

The DVD The History of Texas Longhorns Football immediately followed the 2006 Rose Bowl, to include the latest National Championship. The History of Oklahoma Football came out in 2010.

During the Game. During the Fair, your safety probably won't be a problem. Otherwise, South Dallas can be a bit dicey. As for the game: Whichever side you pick, stick with them, and don't approach the other side. If you can somehow make it clear that you're a neutral, you should be okay.

Each school gets the same number of tickets. The stadium will be split right down the middle, at the 50-yard-line: Longhorn Burnt Orange at the north and west, Sooner Crimson at the south and east.

The Oklahoma Land Rush of 1889 inspired the title of the OU fight song, "Boomer Sooner." The music was swiped from Yale's "Boola Boola," and they also swiped an idea from North Carolina's "I'm a Tar Heel Born." Through their Show Band of the Southwest, UT has 2 fight songs: "The Eyes of Texas" (to the tune of "I've Been Working On the Railroad"), and "Fight, Texas."
The Land Rush -- the participants were known as the 89ers -- also inspired Oklahoma's mascot, the Sooner Schooner, a prairie schooner pulled by 2 ponies, named, naturally, Boomer and Sooner. Debuting in 1964, it leads the team onto the field, and circles the stadium after after touchdown.
On Thanksgiving Day 1916, Texas beat Texas A&M 21-7. At that game, the 1st live longhorn steer mascot was introduced. Ben Dyer, editor of a campus magazine, named him BEVO, a play on "beeve," which Texans used as the plural of "beef."

On February 12, 1917, A&M students broke into the stockyard where the steer was kept, and branded the score of the previous year's game on him, which the Aggies won: "13 - 0." Aside from being cruel to the animal, these Aggies were idiots: It was easy to adjust the branding of the 13 to a B, consider the zero an O, and make it "BEVO." Most people believe that's where the name came from, but the name appeared in accounts of the Thanksgiving game 3 months earlier.

Bevo XIII was the longest-serving mascot, 16 years, including Ricky Williams' Heisman season and the most recent last Longhorn National Championship. The current mascot is Bevo XV. He is kept at the stadium's south end, and when a Longhorn player scores a touchdown at that end, he runs over to greet Bevo.

Given the animal's actual long horns, it is one of the meanest-looking live mascots. But a live bull would be too difficult to handle. So he's a steer. It has been suggested that Bevo be given "neuticles": Implants that look like testicles, so that he'll look more masculine. This idea has been rejected.

For similar reasons of needing to be able to handle the animal, the University of Colorado uses a female buffalo as their mascot Ralphie. Someone once joked about cross-breeding Ralphie and Bevo, but Ralphie's trainer had to remind the jokester about the difference between a bull and a steer.

Harley Clark, later a federal Judge, was head cheerleader in 1955, and told the crowd at a pep rally at Gregory Gym on November 11, 1955, before their game with Texas Christian (TCU) the next day, "This is the official hand sign of the University of Texas, to be used whenever and wherever Longhorns gather!" He held up his index finger and pinky, so that his hand resembled the Longhorn logo. The "Hook 'Em, Horns" gesture was born.

Clark was told by Arno Nowotny, the dean of student life, that he had unwittingly copied the malocchio, the Sicilian "Evil Eye" gesture. This can be even nastier: When shaken, it is also taken by Mediterranean-based cultures such as the Italians, Greeks, Spanish and Portuguese to mean you've been cuckolded. Clark responded, "Dean, you need to look on the bright side of things. Instead of our mascot being a longhorn, it could've been a unicorn!"

In spite of its resemblance to the malocchio, and to the later-invented heavy metal "devil horns" gesture, the Hook 'Em sign is familiar to college football fans from coast to coast, whether they are "Texas Exes" or otherwise.
Judge Clark flashing his invention in front of the Tower,
a few years before his death in 2014

The Austin campus' the Main Building, known as The Tower, is normally lit up in white lights at night. But, like the Empire State Building, different colors are chosen for special occasions. And when the Longhorns win a football game, the lights are burnt orange.

After the Game. Dallas has a bit of a bad reputation when it comes to crime, but you'll be pretty far from it. Not only is the stadium not in a bad neighborhood, it's one of those stadiums that's not really in any neighborhood. As long as you don't make any snide remarks about the Cowboys, or make any liberal political pronouncements, safety will not be an issue.

Buffalo Joe's, at 3636 Frankford Avenue, is the local Giants fan bar. But it's 22 miles due north of downtown Dallas. Even further, the Cape Buffalo Grille, at 17727 Addison Road in Addison, 28 miles northeast of AT&T Stadium, has been described by a Giant fan as "a lifesaver for people from New York and New Jersey." Humperdink's, at 6050 Greenville Avenue in north Dallas, 15 miles north of downtown, seems to be the local home of Jet fans.

If you visit Dallas during the European soccer season, as we are now in, the best-known "football pub" in town is Trinity Hall, at 5321 E. Mockingbird Lane, just off the SMU campus. Blue Line to Mockingbird Station.

The UT campus is seriously sprawled, and you may have to go downtown to find a good place to eat. About 5 blocks south of the stadium is the Scholz Garten, a German-themed burgers, brats and beer place at 1607 San Jacinto Blvd. Sports Illustrated once included it as a reason why they believe Austin was the best college town in America: "If you don't like Austin, you're a sad case."

Austin is a very good city for watching European soccer: At The Tavern (Arsenal, 922 W. 12th Street, at the western edge of downtown), Bull McCabe's (Liverpool, 714 Red River Street), Fado (Manchester United, 214 W. 4th Street), Haymaker (Manchester City, 2310 Manor Road, 3 miles northeast of downtown, Bus 20), and Quatro (Barcelona, 4407 Bee Cave Road, 5 miles west of downtown, Bus 30 only gets you within 2 miles).

But if you're in Norman, and you want to see your favorite club before watching a Sooner home game, you may have to head up to Oklahoma City, to Skinny Slim's, at 201 E. Main Street, downtown, and hope you can make it back to Norman for kickoff.

Sidelights.  My sidelights for Dallas can be found in my entries for them. The short version: The Mavericks and Stars play downtown at the American Airlines Center, while the Rangers and Cowboys play 18 miles west in suburban Arlington.

UPDATE: On November 30, 2018, Thrillist published a list of "America's 25 Most Fun Cities," and Austin came in 10th, while Dallas came in 14th. 

The 16,540-seat Frank C. Erwin Jr. Special Events Center has been the home of Texas basketball since 1977. Erwin was a member of UT's Board of Regents. 1701 Red River Street, about a 5-minute walk south of the stadium, about halfway between it and the State Capitol.
Austin's nearest professional baseball team is the Round Rock Express, owned by Nolan Ryan (the Hall of Fame pitcher from the Houston suburbs, a.k.a. The Ryan Express) and his family. Appropriately, they are a farm team of the Texas Rangers, in Class AAA, in the now-inaptly-named Pacific Coast League. They've made the Playoffs 3 times in their 1st 18 seasons, most recently in 2015.

They play at the 11,631-seat Dell Diamond. 3400 E. Palm Valley Blvd., 21 miles north of downtown Austin. No public transit.
Elvis Presley sang in Austin 5 times: On March 17, 1955 (the day of the Rocket Richard Riot in Montreal), at Dessau Dance Hall, 13422 Dessau Road, 14 miles northeast of downtown, no public transit (the original burned down in 1967, replaced with this one in 1969); on August 25, 1955, at the Sportcenter, now the Armadillo World Headquarters, 501 Barton Springs Road, just south of the river from downtown, Bus 10; on October 6, 1955, at the Skyline Club, 11306 N. Lamar Blvd., about 10 miles north of downtown, Bus 801; on January 18, 1956, at the City Coliseum, 701 W. Riverside Drive, across from the Sportcenter site; and on March 28, 1977, at the Municipal Auditorium, also at that location.

Austin is home to the Texas Memorial Museum, 2400 Trinity Street, just to the north of Memorial Stadium; the Lyndon Baines Johnson Presidential Library, 2313 Red River Street, just to the northeast of the stadium; the Bullock Texas State History Museum, 1800 Congress Avenue; and the Blanton Museum of Art, right across from the Bullock Museum at 200 E. Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.

The tallest building in Austin is The Austonian, at 683 feet the tallest residential building west of the Mississippi River. 200 N. Congress Avenue. Of course, you can't talk about tall buildings in Texas without referring to the University's 307-foot Tower. Built in 1937, it is, as I said, lit up in certain colors for special occasions, white otherwise.
But it's best known for the 96-minute shooting spree on its 28th floor observation deck by Charles Whitman on August 1, 1966, resulting in the wounding of 34, 17 of whom died, before the police managed to get off a shot that killed him.

The 11,562-seat Lloyd Noble Center has been the home of Oklahoma basketball since 1975. It was named for Samuel Lloyd Noble, a Houston oilman who had donated to OU. Elvis Presley sang there And he did shows at the Lloyd Noble Center n March 25 and 26, 1977. 2900 Jenkins Avenue, about a mile south of the stadium. No bus service.
Oklahoma's basketball team reached the Final Four in 1947, 1988, 2002 and 2016, but has never won a National Championship in that sport. They also have highly-regarded baseball, wrestling and track programs.

Oklahoma City is home to Chesapeake Energy Arena, home court of the Oklahoma City Thunder, 100 W. Reno Avenue, downtown; and Chickasaw Bricktown Ballpark, home field of the Oklahoma City Dodgers, 2 S. Mickey Mantle Drive, Bus 38. (UPDATE: In 2021, this arena was renamed the Paycom Center.)

The Fred Jones Jr. Museum of Art, at 555 Elm Avenue, about a 10-minute walk northeast of Gaylord Family Stadium. The Sam Noble Oklahoma Museum of Natural History is at 2401 Chautauqua Avenue, about a mile southwest of the stadium.

The MTV sitcom Faking It was set in Austin. The TNT crime drama Saving Grace was set in Oklahoma City, hometown of its creator Nancy Miller. While it used some location shots, it was largely filmed in Los Angeles and Vancouver. The HBO series Carnivàle was also set in Oklahoma, but filmed in Southern California.

(UPDATE: In 2021, Hulu premiered the drama Reservation Dogs, set on a Native American reservation in Oklahoma. The show, whose title is a play on the Quentin Tarantino film Reservoir Dogs, is billed as the 1st TV series filmed completely in Oklahoma.)

Special Agent Eleanor "Ellie" Bishop on NCIS grew up on an Oklahoma farm and is an Oklahoma State graduate, and has an OSU pennant on the wall of her cubicle. She is played by Emily Wickersham, who actually grew up in Mamaroneck, New York and went to Muhlenberg College in Pennsylvania. The University of Oklahoma doesn't have a claim on a pop-culture figure even that big.

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Texas is a weird place, and the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex is no exception. But it's a pretty good area for sports, and the Texas-Oklahoma game is its signature sporting event, even more than the Cotton Bowl or Cowboys football. Go in and say, "Howdy."