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Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Yankees vs. Red Sox: The Defining Moments, Part VI: 2005-2026

April 5, 2005, Yankee Stadium. After he hit the home run that won Game 4 of the 2001 World Series, Derek Jeter said he'd never hit a walkoff homer before, not even in Little League. He does it again in this game, off Keith Foulke. Yankees 4, Red Sox 3. The Yankees could have used one of these homers on October 17 or 18, 2004.

April 8, 2005, Hollywood, Los Angeles, California. The film Fever Pitch premieres, starring Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore. It tells the story about a man in love with a woman and a baseball team, and what happens when the 2 loves come into conflict.

It was based on the 1992 memoir of the same title by Nick Hornby, then an English teacher in London, and a fan of North London soccer team Arsenal. He told of following the team from the fall of 1968, when he was 11 years old, until just before publication, including the 1971 "Double" season (meaning that they won the Football League Division One and the Football Association Cup in the same season) and the next League title, which wasn't until 1989 -- 18 years.

It had previously been made into a film in the United Kingdom, premiering in 1997, starring Colin Firth and Ruth Gemmell. This version, with Hornby writing the screenplay, followed a fictionalized version of Hornby during the epic 1988-89 season, with flashbacks to his youth in 1968 and 1972.

The United States version was adapted by Providence, Rhode Island-based filmmakers Peter & Bobby Farrelly, fans of New England's sports teams, including the Red Sox. They cast Fallon, then a former star of NBC's Saturday Night Live, and not yet the host of a late-night talk show, now hosting The Tonight Show. Ironically, in real life, Fallon is a Yankee Fan, so this film proves that he really can act.

This version of the film follows the Red Sox in their own epic season, of 2004. Unlike the makers of the U.K. version, the Farrelly Brothers did not know how the season was going to turn out. So, having already got permission from the MLB officers to film at Fenway and use game footage, they asked one more favor, and got the right to set up cameras at Busch Memorial Stadium when the Sox finished the job on October 27, 2004, and put Jimmy and Drew on the field, in character, celebrating.

Most Yankee Fans hate the film, for obvious reasons: It glorifies the Sox, and shows the Yankees losing and the alleged curse ending. Most Sox fans hate it, too, because, as Jimmy said of his group's trip to Spring Training, captured on ESPN and seen by Drew's character and her parents, "We looked like morons!"

Me? I think it's a good movie, but the ending makes it a horror movie.

April 14, 2005, Fenway Park. Yankee right fielder Gary Sheffield's cap is knocked off by a Red Sox fan while trying to pick up a fair ball in right field. In response, Sheffield pushes the fan. The conflict is quickly stopped by security guards. The fan is ejected from the game for interfering with play, and is eventually stripped of his season tickets. Red Sox 8, Yankees 5. Still, the Sox fans once again prove that they, not the Yankees or their fans, are the evil ones.

January 3, 2006, Yankee Stadium. Center fielder Johnny Damon, one of the heroes of the Sox' revival, the man who named them "The Idiots," signs as a free agent with the Yankees. Gone are the long hair and the beard. Yankee Fans welcome him. Sox fans call him a traitor.
August 18, 19, 20 & 21, 2006, Fenway Park. The Yankees complete a 5-game sweep at the little green pinball machine off Kenmore Square. The scores are 12-4, 14-11, 13-5, 8-5 and 2-1. The Yankees won a tight pitching duel, a pair of slugfests, and 2 blowouts. They have moved from 1 1/2 games ahead of the Sox to 6 1/2 games ahead, effectively killing the Division race with 6 weeks to go.

I was in Boston on the 20th, for the 4th game, although my chances of getting into Fenway were slim and none, and I had to watch from elsewhere in Scum Town. Then again, I'd rather have watched from outside Fenway and won than watched from inside and lost.

You should have heard Sox fans, not to mention the WEEI radio hosts, talk: They were in a daze, acting as though what happened in October 2004 had never happened. (And, based on what we now know, it really didn't.)

April 22, 2007, Fenway Park. Manny Ramirez, J.D. Drew, Mike Lowell and Jason Varitek hit 4 consecutive home runs off Yankee pitcher Chase Wright, powering a comeback from a 3-run deficit and completing a 3-game sweep of the Yankees at Fenway Park for the first time since 1990. Red Sox 7, Yankees 6.

While the Yankees do get the Wild Card in this season, they never recover enough from this beating to take the Division title. The Sox win the World Series again, although this can also been deemed illegitimate. Of the players who hit the 4 straight homers, Manny is later proven a steroid user, and the other 3 have also been suspected.

Joe Torre is lowballed on a new contract offer, and leaves the Yankees. Former catcher Joe Girardi is named manager. Meanwhile, the Sox go on to win the World Series again.

December 13, 2007, Office of DLA Piper, Washington, D.C.: The Mitchell Report is issued. Former Senate Majority Leader George Mitchell, Democrat of Maine, was charged with finding out just how far baseball players had gone with the use of performance-enhancing drugs, including those that fall under the term "steroids."

Issuing his report from the office of the law firm for whom he consulted, he based it mainly on the testimony of 2 men whose credibility was highly questionable: Brian McNamee, a personal trainer who had worked for Yankees Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and Chuck Knoblauch, and who had previously worked with Clemens as the strength & conditioning coach with the Toronto Blue Jays; and Kirk Radomski, a former clubhouse employee of the Mets.

Among the players Mitchell said had used PEDs were Clemens, Pettitte and Knoblauch. And it was already known that Jason Giambi and Gary Sheffield were steroid users, although neither of those two ever managed to help the Yankees win a World Series.

Interestingly, no players from the 2004 Red Sox were named, and only 2 players from the 2007 Red Sox were, and they were hardly crucial to the World Series win: Éric Gagné, the reliever whose streak of 84 consecutive saves with the Los Angeles Dodgers electrified fans from 2002 to 2004; and Brendan Donnelly, also a reliever, who had been a rookie on the 2002 World Champion Anaheim Angels. 

The Report did not name either David Ortiz or Manny Ramirez, who would later be revealed to have failed steroid tests. Nor Bronson Arroyo, who would later confess to PED use. Nor Curt Schilling, nor Trot Nixon, nor Kevin Millar, nor Bill Mueller, nor Mark Bellhorn, nor Kevin Youkilis, all of whom have been suspected.

Mitchell is a lifelong Red Sox fan, and was, at that time, a member of the team's board of directors. Until that point, only crazy conservative pundits had ever questioned his integrity. But this was a massive conflict of interest: Yes, the research should have been done; yes, a report should have been issued; no, he should not have been the one to do it.

At any rate, the Yankees became the face of "cheating" in baseball, while the Red Sox got off scot free. The Red Sox were "America's Team," and the Yankees were the "Evil Empire."

The truth would come out.

February 29, 2008, Legends Field, Tampa, Florida. At the spring-training complex soon to be renamed for his father, Yankee senior vice president Henry George Steinbrenner III, a.k.a. Hank Steinbrenner, responds to the popularity of the Sox in The New York Times newspaper's Play magazine:

"Red Sox Nation?" What a bunch of bullshit that is. That was a creation of the Red Sox and ESPN, which is filled with Red Sox fans. Go anywhere in America, and you won't see Red Sox hats and jackets, you'll see Yankee hats and jackets. This is a Yankee country. We're going to put the Yankees back on top and restore the universe to order.

Not "restore order to the universe." "Restore the universe to order." It will take 2 more seasons.

Hank's health would begin to fail, and brother Harold "Hal" Steinbrenner, 12 years younger, would end up winning the power struggle for control of the team. Hank was willing to spend big to get big results, like George Steinbrenner and Tom Yawkey; Hal Steinbrenner is more interested in making a profit, like Jean Yawkey.

July 15, 2008, Yankee Stadium. The House That Ruth Built hosts the All-Star Game in its last season. Jeter and A-Rod are elected starters, and get huge ovations. Manny, David Ortiz, Kevin Youkilis and Dustin Pedroia are also elected starters, and get the hell booed out of them. (Ortiz was injured and could not play.)

Sox reliever Jonathan Papelbon, having closed out the previous year's World Series against the Colorado Rockies, tells the media that he should close out the game, not Mariano Rivera of the Yankees. In Rivera's ballpark.

Despite having his own manager, Terry Francona, managing the AL team (the managers of the previous season's Pennant winners are always the opposing managers), Papelbon is inserted in the game in the 8th inning, and he blows a 2-2 tie to give the National League the lead. And the Yankee Fans let him hear it.

But the AL ties it in the bottom of the 8th. Rivera is called on to get the last out in the top of the 9th, and gets the biggest ovation of his career so far. He gets the last out, and pitches the 10th as well, getting into trouble, but getting out of it. The AL wins the game in the 15th, tying it with the 1967 edition in Anaheim for the longest All-Star Game ever, and the only one on the AL team who doesn't feel like celebrating is Papelbon.

August 28, 2008, Yankee Stadium. The teams meet at the old Bronx ballyard for the last time. Jason Giambi hits a bases-loaded single off Papelbon in the bottom of the 9th to win it for the Yankees, 3-2.

On September 21, the Yankees beat the Baltimore Orioles 7-3 in the final scheduled game at the old Yankee Stadium, thus keeping them mathematically alive in the Playoff race. The next day, the Sox clinched the Division, and the Yankees ended up not winning the Wild Card, either. It was the 1st time they had missed the postseason since 1993. (There was no postseason to miss in 1994.)

September 28, 2008, Fenway Park. The teams close the regular season with a rain-forced doubleheader against each other. The Yankees win the 1st game, 6-2. The Red Sox win the 2nd game, 4-3, on a walkoff single by Jonathan Van Every off José Veras. The Sox get as far as Game 7 of the ALCS, before losing to the Tampa Bay Rays.

May 4, 2009, Yankee Stadium II, Bronx. The teams meet at the new Yankee Stadium for the 1st time. Boston wins, 6-4.

July 30, 2009, Fenway Park. Exactly 10 years to the day after the 13-3 demolition I saw at Fenway, it is revealed that both David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez failed steroid tests in the 2003 season. With Papi and Manny the 2 biggest reasons the Sox won the 2004 and 2007 World Series, those titles are now revealed to be completely illegitimate.

August 7, 2009, Yankee Stadium II. A-Rod ends a 0-0 standoff after 15 innings with a 2-run home run off Junichi Tazawa, who is making his major league debut. Two days later, Damon and Mark Teixeira hit back-to-back homers to give the Yanks a come-from-behind 3-2 win and a sweep.

A-Rod had also tested positive in 2003. In 2009, he was the most-tested athlete in sports history, and he kept coming up clean. He also kept coming up big when the Yankees needed him, instead of his usual tendency to boost his stats by homering when the Yankees were already winning, or losing, big.

September 27, 2009, Yankee Stadium II. Yankees 4, Red Sox 2. The Yankees complete a 3-game sweep of the Red Sox with a 4-2 victory, clinching their 1st AL East title since 2006. The Yankees came back to tie the season series against the Red Sox 9-9, after starting with an 0-8 record against them, and go on to win their 27th World Championship -- slaying their own dragons (real, imagined, or steroid-induced), and in Hank's words, restoring the universe to order.

May 17, 2010, Yankee Stadium II. Marcus Thames breaks a bottom-of-the-9th slugfest deadlock with a walkoff homer off Papelbon. Yankees 11, Red Sox 9.

September 28, 2011, Oriole Park at Camden Yards, Baltimore, Maryland. As late as September 1, a date on which they completed a 2-out-of-3 series win over the Yankees, the Sox were in 1st place in the AL East. But they went into a tailspin, the Yankees took advantage, and, on this date, the Sox lose to the Baltimore Orioles, 4-3, while the Yankees lose to the Rays. As a result, with the Yankees having already clinched the AL East, the Sox blow the Wild Card to the Rays.

Manager Terry Francona and general manager Theo Epstein will soon be fired. Once again, it is the Yankees who are regarded as champions, and the Red Sox who are regarded as chokers. As God intended it.

April 20, 2012, Fenway Park. The Sox celebrate the ballpark's 100th Anniversary -- the 1st Major League Baseball stadium to reach a Centennial -- by playing on the exact anniversary, and playing the exact same opponent. But they don't get the same result, as the Yankees hit 5 home runs: 2 by Eric Chavez, and 1 each by Nick Swisher, Russell Martin, and 1 by Alex Rodriguez. Yankees 6, Red Sox 2.

Every time A-Rod comes to the plate, the Sox fans chant, "Steroids!" -- while cheering for known steroid cheat David Ortiz.

April 21, 2012, Fenway Park. The Yankees come from 9-0 down to beat the Sox 15-9, including 7 runs in the 7th inning and 7 more in the 8th. Swisher homers again, and Teixeira hits home runs from each side of the plate. The next day, the series finale was rained out, and postponed until July, but the Yankees ended up winning it then anyway.

June 28, 2012, E. Barrett Prettyman Federal Courthouse, Washington, District of Columbia: Roger Clemens is found not guilty on 6 counts of lying to Congress, when he testified that he had never taken performance-enhancing drugs.

Few people believe he was actually innocent, but the federal government was unable to prove its case based on the evidence at hand. For the record: Roger Clemens has never failed a test for steroids. But David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez and Alex Rodriguez all did. Of those four men, only Ortiz has been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

July 7, 2012, Fenway Park. The Sox lead 5-3. Boone Logan comes in to relieve Phil Hughes with 1 out in the 6th, man on 2nd. Flyout, back-to-back walks, strikeout. End of that threat. But Girardi should have realized that, having already walked 2 batters, Logan shouldn't be kept in the game.

He leaves Logan in to start the 7th, and he allows a double. Girardi brings in Cory Wade, who turns that leadoff double (totally Logan's fault) into 4 runs (all of them partly Logan's fault). The Sox lead 9-4 instead of 5-4. The Yanks manage to make it 9-5, meaning if Logan doesn't allow that double, it's no worse than 5-5.

And this is against The Scum. Granted, the Sox were awful in 2012, but you still want to beat them, and the Yanks were still in a Division title race. This was Game 21 in Logan's Litany of Losing.

However, having Bobby Valentine as manager turns out to be a disaster for the Sox, as they go 69-93, their worst season since 1965. The Yankees win the Division, but the postseason turns out to be a disaster.

May 31, 2013, Yankee Stadium II. The teams play each other for the 1st time since the bombing at the Boston Marathon on April 15. "Boston Strong" signs are everywhere, and, for once, the fans of the 2 legendary rivals are united. (Despite the banner of solidarity at Fenway, there were no games between them in 2001 after September 11.) Behind the pitching of CC Sabathia and an RBI double by Vernon Wells, the Yankees win, 4-1.

August 5, 2013, Commissioner's Office, Rockefeller Center, New York. Alex Rodriguez is suspended for the rest of the 2013 season, and all of the 2014 season, for steroid use. They don't have a failed test on him -- not since 2003, before the current policy, anyway.

David Ortiz, who also failed a test in 2003, but not since, is permitted to continue playing.

September 6, 2013, Yankee Stadium II. The Yankees host the Sox, and lead 8-3. Andy Pettitte has pitched 6 strong innings. But Girardi brings the struggling Phil Hughes in to pitch the 7th. He gets 1 out, but allows 3 singles and a walk, making it 8-4. Girardi brings Logan in to face Ortiz with the bases loaded and 1 out. Cringe time... Logan strikes Ortiz out! All right, now get him out of there!

No, Girardi leaves him in to face Mike Napoli with the bases loaded and 1 out. Logan feeds the gopher, and Napoli hits a game-tying grand slam. Girardi still leaves him in, to face Daniel Nava. Nava singles, and, finally, Girardi takes him out, and Preston Claiborne gets Stephen Drew out to end the inning. Claiborne and Joba Chamberlain finish the disaster in the 8th, and the Sox win, 12-8.

By this point, even Girardi had learned that Logan could not be trusted with pitching in the major leagues. Only once more did he put Logan in a game, and that was on September 24, in a game that an exhausted Hiroki Kuroda had already let get away. It was in a 7-0 loss to the Rays, and Logan faced 1 batter, Sam Fuld, and struck him out. But the September 6, 2013 game was the 34th game that Logan blew, or helped to blow, in his 4 seasons in Pinstripes. Exit permanently, stage lefty.

The Yankees went 85-77, a decent season by most teams' standards, but missing the Playoffs, finishing tied for 3rd in the AL East, 12 games behind the Division-winning Red Sox, and 7 games behind the 2nd Wild Card team, the Rays.

The Sox went on to win another World Series, beating the St. Louis Cardinals in 6 games. David Ortiz, who shouldn't even be allowed to play professional baseball after being outed as a steroid cheat and a liar, and still lying about it, was named Series MVP.

September 4, 2014, Yankee Stadium II. Chase Headley hits a home run off Koji Uehara in the bottom of the 9th, giving the Yankees a 5-4 win.

September 28, 2014, Fenway Park. At the same ballpark where Mickey Mantle played his last game, 46 years earlier to the day, Derek Jeter plays his last game. The Red Sox present him with gifts.
Jim Rice, Mookie Betts, David Ortiz, Derek Jeter and Carl Yastrzemski

In the top of the 3rd inning, he singles home Ichiro Suzuki against Clay Buchholz, part of a 4-run inning. Brian McCann -- a slow catcher, so this Girardi move makes no sense -- is sent in to pinch-run for him, and the New England fans give him a standing ovation. The Yankees go on to win, 9-5.

September 28, 2016, Yankee Stadium II. Teixeira hits a walkoff grand slam, the 409th and last home run of his career, off Joe Kelly to give the Yankees a 5-3 win over the Red Sox.

As of Jasson Domínguez's drive against the Texas Rangers on May 21, 2025, the Yankees have hit 242 walkoff home runs in their history, counting the postseason. 30 of these, including the postseason walkoffs by Bernie Williams in 1999 and Aaron Boone in 2003, have been against the Red Sox.

September 29, 2016, Yankee Stadium II. For the final time, David Ortiz, the biggest Yankee Killer ever, plays against the Yankees. CC Sabathia strikes him out in the 2nd inning, then walks him in the 4th. As with Jeter in his farewell, he is removed for a pinch-runner, in his case Brock Holt. The Yankee Fans give him a standing ovation.

Thanks in part to an RBI double by Jacoby Ellsbury, one of the heroes of the Sox' 2013 title who then signed with the Yankees, the Yankees win 9-5. This will be a rare good moment in Pinstripes for Ellsbury, whose injuries made him one of the most-mocked acquisitions in Yankee history.

April 26, 2017, Fenway Park. On his 25th birthday, Aaron Judge hits a home run against the Red Sox. He becomes the 6th Yankee to hit a homer against the Sox on his birthday. The Yankees win, 3-1.

August 13, 2017, Yankee Stadium II. This game was the Yankees' 2017 season in a nutshell. They got good pitching from Jordan Montgomery, David Robertson and Dellin Betances, and led 2-1 going into the top of the 9th inning.

But Aroldis Chapman gave up a game-tying home run to Rafael Devers, and was left in for the 10th inning, hitting Jackie Bradley with a pitch, and giving up a walk to former Yankee error machine Eduardo Núñez. Girardi brought Tommy Kahnle in, and he walked Mookie Betts to load the bases, and gave up a single to Andrew Benintendi to lose it.

The Red Sox won, 3-2, and ended up winning the AL East by 2 games. Oddly, the Yankees not only snuck into the Wild Card Game, but won it, and won their ALDS, while the Sox lost theirs to the Houston Astros, only for the Yankees to stop hitting in Games 6 and 7 of the ALCS, and lose the Pennant to the Astros by 1 game. Who knows if winning the Division would have made a difference?

Girardi's contract ran out, and the Yankees did not seek a new one. The new manager was rivalry hero Aaron Boone.

October 8, 2018, Yankee Stadium II. Game 3 of the ALDS is the worst loss in Yankee postseason history, 16-1, including 7 Boston runs in the 4th inning, shelling Luis Severino. Nathan Eovaldi, whom general manager Brian Cashman released due to long-term injury, getting nothing for him, was the winning pitcher for the Red Sox.

October 9, 2018, Yankee Stadium II. Through a stroke of luck, this became the 1st live postseason sporting event I ever saw. I would have been better off missing it.

As with another win-or-go-home game, Game 7 of the 2004 ALCS, Bucky Dent was invited to throw out the ceremonial first ball. As on that earlier occasion, it provided no effect. The Sox tagged Sabathia for 3 runs in the 3rd inning, and a Christian Vázquez home run in the 4th made the difference. The last out was much-hyped rookie Gleyber Torres, Cashman's golden prospect, grounding out on a play that had to be reviewed, but the replay showed that he was out. Red Sox 4, Yankees 3.

They had already clinched the Division at our place, and now they clinched this series at our place as well. They went on to win a World Series without David Ortiz for the 1st time in 100 years. They also won it, apparently, without steroids. There was, however, an accusation of the use of Apple Watches to "spy" on opponents.

Since 2000, the count is now Red Sox 4* (asterisks on all of them), Yankees 1. That is unacceptable.

June 29, 2019, London Stadium, London, England, Great Britain. The rivalry goes international. London Stadium, centerpiece of the 2012 Olympics, and now the home of East London soccer team West Ham United, is converted for baseball use. For the 1st 2 MLB games in Europe -- despite "Brexit," Britain still counts -- baseball's biggest rivalry provides the opponents.

The 1st inning of the 1st game was insane: Each team scored 6 runs. On social media, Americans were explaining to their British online correspondents, "No, this does not happen regularly. It's rare." The Yankees scored another 6 runs in the 4th inning, and the Sox scored another 6 runs in the 7th. The Yankees got home runs from Judge, Aaron Hicks and Brett Gardner; the Sox got 2 from Benjamin Chavis and 1 from Jackie Bradley Jr. The Yankees won, 17-13.

June 30, 2019, London Stadium. In the 2nd and last game of the London Series, the Sox scored 4 in the 1st inning, but the Yankees scored 9 in the 7th. The Yankees hit only 1 home run, from Didi Gregorius, but won, 12-8.

October 5, 2021, Fenway Park. Both teams finished the regular season 92-70, 8 games behind the AL East-winning Tampa Bay Rays. Since the Sox won the series series, they hosted the AL Wild Card Game against the Yankees. Xander Bogaerts hit a 2-run home run off Gerrit Cole in the 1st inning, and that was pretty much it: The Sox won, 6-2. Again, the winning pitcher was Nathan Eovaldi.

April 8, 2022, Yankee Stadium II: Opening Day. The season couldn't have started much better for the Yankees: With the "ghost runner" rule in effect, Josh Donaldson leads off the bottom of the 11th inning by singling Isiah Kiner-Falefa home, and the Yankees beat the Red Sox, 6-5.

This time, Eovaldi wouldn't be the winning pitcher, as he gave up home runs to Anthony Rizzo and Giancarlo Stanton. DJ LeMahieu hit one off Garrett Whitlock. Michael King was the winning pitcher, in relief of Gerrit Cole.

Over the course of the regular season, in Boston, the Yankees would lose 2 games to the Sox on walkoffs, and win another in 10 innings.

September 12, 2024, Yankee Stadium II: Again with the ghost runner, Juan Soto leads off the bottom of the 10th by singling Jon Berti home, and the Yankees beat the Red Sox, 2-1. Clay Holmes is the winner, in relief of Nestor Cortés. The Yankees went on to win their 1st Pennant in 15 years, an interregnum in which the Sox had won 2.

August 23, 2025, Yankee Stadium II: After losing the 2 previous games, 6-3 and 1-0, the Yankees lose to the Red Sox, 12-1. Although they salvage the last game of the series, 7-2, these losses help to cost them the Division title and a better postseason position.

October 2, 2025: It is 76 years to the day after The Jerry Coleman Game, and 47 years to the day after The Bucky Dent Game. This is The Cam Schlittler Game: The rookie, who was promoted from the minor leagues on July 9 as an injury-replacement emergency starter, continued his fine run in Game 3 of the AL Wild Card Series, going 8 innings, allowing 5 hits and no walks, striking out 12. David Bednar walked a batter in the 9th, but finished the 5-hit shutout. The Yankees won, 4-0, winning a postseason series against the Red Sox for the 1st time in 22 years. But they lost in the next round.

April 21, 2026, Fenway Park: The rivalry resumes. Let's go, Yankees! BEAT THE SCUM!  

Thursday, October 28, 2021

Blowing Your Perception of Time

Charlie Chaplin... in 1977.

Today, it was announced that Mort Sahl died at the age of 94. He was one of those "people you forgot were still alive." Until he wasn't.

He was one of the earliest comedians to break out of the vaudeville tropes of jokes about silly things like the ways your wife or your mother-in-law could annoy you. He even discussed politics. Especially politics. While there had been political humorists before, he was the 1st one on television. His rapid-fire delivery earned him the nickname "Rebel Without a Pause."
Mort Sahl. Judging by the clothes and the hair,
this was probably in the late 1960s.

People compared him to Will Rogers, the actor and newspaper columnist of the 1910s, '20s and '30s. In 1960, Time magazine called him "Will Rogers with fangs." He rejected this: "Will Rogers pretended to be a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I pretend to be an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government."

In 1956, he described the Presidential election between the Republican incumbent, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and the Democratic challenger, Adlai Stevenson, this way: "Eisenhower stands for 'moderation.' Stevenson stands for 'gradualism.' Between these two extremes, we the people must choose!"

In 1960, he described the next election, between Republican Richard Nixon and Democrat John F. Kennedy, this way: "Neither of them can win." He was almost right: In popular-vote terms, the election was very close, and although Kennedy finished 1st, he did not get a majority. He did get a solid majority of the Electoral Vote.

Although Kennedy considered Sahl a friend, Sahl was not above joking about his friend, the youngest man ever elected President: "With Kennedy, the country was searching for a son figure."

Still at it in 1980, although far from the peak of his fame, Sahl said, "Ronald Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed, he would have lost."

And yet, he befriended Ronald and Nancy Reagan as well. In 1992, he voted for Ross Perot. In 2008, he defended Sarah Palin. In 2016, he was highly critical of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

At his peak, he asked from the stage, "Are there any groups I haven't offended?" On another occasion, he said, "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job."

Mort Sahl lived long enough to see Joe Biden become President. He also lived long enough to see social media, K-pop, and The Masked Singer. So has Tom Lehrer, the great satirist of the 1950s and '60s, who is retired from performing, but still alive. (UPDATE: Lehrer died on July 26, 2025, at the age of 97.)

It got me to thinking:

* The film version of John Steinbeck's East of Eden premiered on April 10, 1955. Albert Einstein died 8 days later. Therefore, Albert Einstein could have seen James Dean act on screen, and was on this Earth at the same time as Jerry Seinfeld.

* Bertrand Russell was a published author as early as 1896, and was publishing books on mathematics in 1903, 2 years before Einstein published his Theory of Special Relativity. He was still alive in 1970. Therefore, he could have seen 2001: A Space Odyssey and The Brady Bunch, and was on this Earth at the same time as myself. In the other direction, he claimed to have been raised by a grandfather who met Napoleon Bonaparte, who was exiled in 1815.

* Pablo Picasso was already a well-known artist by 1903. He was born in 1881, and died in 1973. Therefore, theoretically, he could have seen original or nearly-original performances of the works of Richard Wagner and Gilbert & Sullivan, but also The Godfather, The Exorcist and All in the Family; and was on this Earth at the same time as Karl Marx, and at the same time as Eminem.

* Charlie Chaplin became famous making silent movies during World War I. He died on Christmas Day 1977. Therefore, he could have seen Star Wars. Groucho Marx needed a few more years after Chaplin did to become famous, but was only a year younger, and had actually become friends with shock-rocker Alice Cooper. Both were on this Earth at the same time as Walt Whitman, and at the same time as Shakira.

* Lillian Gish was, like Chaplin, a silent film legend. She lived until 1993, just short of turning 100. She could have seen Reservoir Dogs, The Crying Game, Scent of a Woman and... Robert Downey Jr. starring in Chaplin. She was on this Earth at the same time as Pyotr Ilyich Tchiakovsky, and at the same time as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.

* George Burns made it big in vaudeville in the 1920s, on radio in the 1930s, and on television in the 1950s. In 1987, he did commercials for the 90th Anniversary of Oldsmobile cars, saying, "I get top billing. I'm older." He was still alive in 1996. It's highly unlikely that, in the last year of his life, he got out to the movies, but he could have seen 12 Monkeys, From Dusk 'Til Dawn and Dead Man Walking. He was on this Earth at the same time as Harriet Beecher Stowe and Johannes Brahms, and at the same time as Halsey and Patrick Mahomes.

* Betty White is still alive, at age 99. She was born in 1922, meaning she was alive when Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone in 1876, was. Sliced bread was invented in 1928. Therefore, she is not "the greatest thing since sliced bread," because she's older.

Blows your perception of time, doesn't it?

UPDATE: Sadly, Betty White died on December 31, 2021, 17 days short of her 100th birthday.

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October 28, 1865: Arthur Wharton is born in Jamestown, Gold Coast – now the African nation of Ghana. He moved to England to train as a missionary, but abandoned it for sports. He starred in sprinting, cycling and cricket, but is best remembered for soccer.

A goalkeeper, he was the 1st black professional player in the sport, though England did have black amateurs before him. He played from 1885 to 1902, including for the mighty Preston North End team of the late 1880s, just before the Football League was formed. He had stepped away from soccer to focus on running in the 1888-89 season, and thus was not a member of the team that won the 1st League title and the FA Cup, the 1st "Double," going through the League's 22 games unbeaten, earning them the original version of the nickname "The Invincibles."

In 1894, his appearances for Sheffield United made him the 1st black player in the League's top division. He continued to play until 1902, and then became a haulage worker at a coal mine in Yorkshire. He died in 1930, at age 65, after decades of hard drinking, and is now honored with a statue at St. George's Park, the Staffordshire training ground for the England national team, though he never played for the national team.

October 28, 1890: The American Association's Louisville Colonels beat the National League's Brooklyn Bridegrooms, 6-2 at Washington Park in Brooklyn. This ties their postseason series at 3 games apiece, with Game 3 having ended in a tie.

The weather had gotten progressively colder and wetter as the series went on, and the teams agreed that this would be the last game, and, if Louisville won to tie it, a "championship game" would be played the following Spring.

That championship game was never held. Disputes arose between the NL and the AA during the Winter about the redistribution of players following the dissolution of the Players' League. The AA ended its relationship with the NL before the spring of 1891, so the anticipated championship game was canceled, and no postseason series was held in 1891.

This makes the 1890 Colonels the most successful team in the history of Kentucky sports -- keeping in mind that all those National Championships won by the University of Kentucky and University of Louisville basketball teams don't matter as much as any professional championship.

Since the Colonels, who were brought into the NL in 1892, were contracted after the 1899 season, the only Kentucky-based team that has been remotely "major league" was the American Basketball Association's Kentucky Colonels, who played at Freedom Hall in Louisville and won the 1975 ABA title, coached by Hubie Brown, with players like Dan Issel, Louis Dampier and Playoff MVP Artis Gilmore. They were not, however, invited to join the NBA after the following season.

And as for the Bridegrooms, named for an offseason in which 4 of their players got married, who later became the Dodgers? They would win "World Championships" that they would not have to share in 1899 and 1900, before going 0-6 in World Series play until finally winning in 1955.

The last survivor of the 1890 Colonels was 1st baseman Harry Taylor, who lived until 1955, at the age of 89. The last survivor of the 1890 Bridegrooms was New Jersey native Harry Howell, a pitcher who was also the last survivor of the original 1903 New York Highlanders (Yankees). He lived on into 1956, age 79.

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October 28, 1901, 120 years ago: Mississippi A&M defeats the University of Mississippi 17-0 in Starkville. It is the 1st time that the school now named Mississippi State and the one known as "Ole Miss" play each other in football.

In 1927, a trophy is introduced, topped by a brass football of that era's design, less streamlined than today's version, and resembling an egg. The game has been known as the Battle for the Golden Egg, or the Egg Bowl, ever since. Ole Miss leads 62-48-6. They will play each other again on Thanksgiving Saturday, November 28. In the last few years, it's been played on the evening of Thanksgiving Day.

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October 28, 1921, 100 years ago: Stanley Palk (no middle name) is born in Liverpool. A forward, Stan helped Liverpool Football Club win the 1947 Football League title. His name was a bit confusing: His parents were from Cornwall, and "Palk" is a Cornish name, pronounced like "Polk," and that's how it was frequently written. He died in 2009.

Also on this day, Marshal Ferdinand Foch, commander of French troops in World War I, is given a ticker-tape parade in New York.

October 28, 1922: For the 1st time, a football game is broadcast on live nationwide radio. The year before, the University of Chicago had become one of the first colleges to send its football team to play a team outside its home region, beating Princeton University 9-0 at Palmer Stadium. Now, they would have a rematch at Stagg Field on the South Side of Chicago.

The Princeton Tigers entered the game 4-0, the Chicago Maroons 3-0. After 3 quarters, thanks to 3 touchdowns by John Thomas, Chicago led 18-7. Then came the kind of collapse people would still be talking about nearly a century later if it had happened on TV and the footage preserved. The Maroons fumbled, the Tigers recovered, and took it in for a 40-yard touchdown. Harry Crum scored for Princeton in the closing minutes, and, since Princeton made their PATs and Chicago didn't, the Tigers emerged victorious, 21-18. 

Another battle of unbeatens took place at the new Rose Bowl stadium, which first opened on this day, in the Los Angeles suburb of Pasadena. The University of California, from the system's main campus in Berkeley, outside San Francisco, was 4-0, and took on the 5-0 team from the University of Southern California, based in Los Angeles. A safety gave Cal a 2-0 lead at halftime, and the Golden Bears held on 2 goal-line stands, before adding a touchdown and a field goal to win 12-0.

On January 1, 1923, the Rose Bowl game, previously played at the 40,000-seat Tournament Park, is played there for the 1st time. This time, USC will win, beating Penn State 14-3. The Rose Bowl has been played there annually since, except for 1942, when concerns over the bombing of Pearl Harbor led it to be moved to Durham, North Carolina, where host Duke lost to Oregon State.

Originally a horseshoe, an expansion in 1928 made it the largest stadium in the country. Attendance peaked at 106,869, for the 1973 Rose Bowl, in which USC beat Ohio State 42-17. A renovation in 2013, with wider seats, dropped seating capacity to 92,542.

It was the home field for Caltech from 1923 to 1976, California State University at Los Angeles from 1957 to 1969, the North American Soccer League's the Los Angeles Wolves in 1968 and Los Angeles Aztecs in 1978 and '79, and MLS' Los Angeles Galaxy from 1996 to 2002. UCLA have played home games there sine 1982.

It has also hosted the 1983 Army-Navy Game (Navy won, 42-13), 8 games of the 1994 World Cup (including the U.S.' win over Colombia and loss to Romania, and Brazil's win over Italy in the Final), 4 games of the 1999 Women's World Cup (including the U.S.' win over China in the Final), cycling at the 1932 Olympics, and soccer at the 1984 Olympics.

And it has hosted 5 Super Bowls: XI, the Oakland Raiders beating the Minnesota Vikings 32-14; XIV, the Pittsburgh Steelers beating the Los Angeles Rams 31-19; XVII, the Washington Redskins beating the Miami Dolphins 27-17; XXI, the New York Giants beating the Denver Broncos 39-20; and XXVII, the Dallas Cowboys beating the Buffalo Bills 52-17.

On the basis of the win over Chicago, Eastern and Midwestern sportswriters proclaimed Princeton to be the National Champions after the season. Western writers gave the title to Cal. No playoff in those days. Bowl games? Cal had won the Rose Bowl in 1920 and tied it in 1921, but in 1922 and 1923, they didn't go. From September 25, 1920 to October 3, 1925, under coach Andy Smith, the Golden Bears had a 50-game unbeaten streak, still the longest in college football history: Played 50, won 46, tied 4, lost exactly none.

Coaching took a severe toll on Smith, who went just 6-3 with Cal in 1925. On a visit to Philadelphia, where he had coached the University of Pennsylvania from 1909 to 1912, he was hospitalized with pneumonia, and died on January 8, 1926, only 49 years old. His career coaching record was 116-32-13, including 74-16-7 at Cal.

Also on this day, Robert Frederick John makes his debut for Arsenal, at left half, having been signed from Caerphilly in his native Wales. It doesn't go so well for the North London team, as they lose 2-1 to Liverpool at Highbury. But Bob John would play 15 seasons for Arsenal, helping them win the League title in 1931, 1933, 1934 and 1935, and the FA Cup in 1930 and 1936.

Also on this day, the Communists finally complete their conquest of Russia, as the Red Army conquers the Siberian port city of Vladivostok. And on the opposite end of the political spectrum, if not quite on the opposite end of the Eurasian continent, the Fascists make their March On Rome, installing Benito Mussolini into power in Italy. The Reds would be in power in Russia for the next 69 years, the Fascists in Italy for 21 years.

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October 28, 1933: Manuel Francisco dos Santos is born in Mane, in the state of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Known as Garrincha, while not the 1st great Brazilian soccer player, he was the 1st to be widely known outside South America.

He starred for Rio club Botafogo from 1953 to 1965, and led Brazil to victory in the 1958 and 1962 World Cups, mentoring a young Pelé along the way. Sadly, his drinking curtailed his health, and he died in 1983.

Also on this day, The Kennel Murder Case premieres. William Powell, in what could be seen as a warmup to playing Nick Charles in the Thin Man movies, plays S.S. Van Dine's private detective Philo Vance. Mary Astor also stars, perhaps as a warmup for playing Brigid O'Shaughnessy in the 1941 version of The Maltese Falcon opposite Humphrey Bogart's Sam Spade. 

French actor Etienne Girardot plays the coroner, Dr. Doremus. In this film, he says, "I'm a doctor, not a detective." A moment later, he says, "I'm a doctor, not a magician." This predates DeForest Kelley using, "I'm a doctor, not a... " on Star Trek by 33 years, although there's no hint that any Trek writer ever used this movie as inspiration.

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October 28, 1941, 80 years ago: Pierre Desjardins (no middle name) is born in Montreal. A guard and tackle, he captained his hometown Montreal Alouettes to the 1970 Grey Cup. His Number 63 has been retired, but he has not yet been elected to the Canadian Football Hall of Fame. He became a sportscaster, and is still alive.
 
October 28, 1946, 75 years ago: Two European soccer legends are born on this day. Wim Jansen is born in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. The midfielder played most of his soccer career with his hometown club, Feyenoord, helping them to win 4 Eredivisie (Dutch 1st division) titles, and the KNVB Beker (national cup) in 1969, having also won the League that year, therefore having done The Double.

In 1970, he helped them to become the 1st Dutch team to win the European Cup, immediately preceding the 3 straight wins by their arch-rivals, Ajax Amsterdam. He also helped them win the UEFA Cup in 1974, defeating that other North London team, Tottenham Hotspur, despite the "Spurs" fans rioting in the stadium and in the streets of Rotterdam, resulting in them getting banned from European play for 2 years.

He played on the Netherlands teams that reached the Finals of the 1974 and 1978 World Cups, each time losing the Final to the host nation (Germany in 1974, Argentina in 1978). He also played in America, for the Washington Diplomats, alongside the superstar formerly of Ajax, Johan Cruijff. He returned to the Netherlands, and joined Cruijff at Ajax, winning the 1982 Eredivisie title.

He managed Feyenoord to KNVB Cups in 1991 and 1992, and, ironically, the team Feyenoord beat to win the European Cup, Glasgow club Celtic, to the Scottish title and the Scottish League Cup in 1998. He later returned to Feyenoord as an assistant coach, and is still alive.

On the same day, Jan Andrzej Domarski is born in Rzeszów, Poland. Also a midfielder, he starred for Stal Rzeszów and Stal Mielec. His 57th-minute goal for the Polish national team against England at London's Wembley Stadium on October 17, 1973 led to a 1-1 draw in the final group qualifying match for the 1974 World Cup. This allowed the Polish team to win the group and qualify, and prevented England for qualifying -- their 1st-ever failure to qualify. (They refused to participate in 1930, '34 and '38, but had qualified for each since it resumed in '50 and won it in '66.) Poland finished 3rd in the World Cup, and won many plaudits for their fine play.

In the 1984-85 season, Jan Domarski was allowed to play in America, for SAC Wisła Chicago. He later managed Stal Rzeszów, and is still alive.

Also on this day, James Buis Richards Jr. is born in Charlotte. A defensive back, he was a member of the Jets team that won Super Bowl III. He is still alive.

October 28, 1949: A Lockheed Constellation crashes in the Azores islands off the coast of Portugal, a refueling stop on the regular route from Paris to New York. All 48 people on board are killed, including Marcel Cerdan, former Middleweight Champion of the World. The man known as the Moroccan Bomber and the Casablanca Clouter was only 33 years old.

The French boxer, once the welterweight champion of Europe, won the Middleweight Championship of the World by knocking out Tony Zale at Roosevelt Stadium in Jersey City, but lost it in his 1st defense, against Jake LaMotta at Briggs Stadium (later renamed Tiger Stadium) in Detroit, as he had to drop out of the fight due to a dislocated shoulder.

He was flying from Paris to New York to prepare for his rematch with "the Raging Bull" when his plane crashed. His career record was an amazing 113-4, although it should be noted that nearly all his fights were against Europeans, not exactly the best of competition.

Louis Raftis played him in Martin Scorcese's 1980 film about LaMotta, Raging Bull. In 1983, Marcel Cerdan Jr. played his father in the French film Edith et Marcel, which told of the affair Cerdan Sr. had with the legendary French singer Edith Piaf, played by Evelyn Bouix. In 2007, Jean-Pierre Martins played him opposite Marion Cotillard in her Oscar-winning role as Piaf in La Vie en Rose.

Also on this day, William Bruce Jenner is born in Tarrytown, Westchester County, New York. Bruce won the decathlon at the 1976 Olympics in Montreal, becoming an international hero and the best-remembered man on the Wheaties cereal box.

But he became better-known as the weird, desperately trying to hang onto his youth husband of Kris Jenner; the stepfather of Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian; and the father of Burton and Cassandra Jenner with 1st wife Chrystie Crownover; Brandon and Brody Jenner with 2nd wife Linda Thompson; and Kendall and Kylie Jenner with Kris.

In 2014, he and Kris split up. In 2015, he decided to accept the reality of his identity, and made the transition to a woman. She now calls herself Caitlyn Marie Jenner, or "Cait," and has faced both praise for her courage and anger from people who are too bigoted to understand.

Unfortunately, she has also supported Donald Trump, who probably loved Bruce, but hates people like Cait. In 2018, she finally admitted that it was wrong for gay people, or transgender people like herself, to have supported Trump, since he has taken official actions against them.

Also on this day, John Prescott McGovern is born in Montrose, Scotland. A midfielder, he played for manager Brian Clough at Hartlepool United, Derby County, Leeds United and Nottingham Forest. Buying him from Derby was Clough's last-ditch attempt to hang onto the Leeds job, which he lost after only 44 days.

Otherwise, McGovern was one of Clough's golden boys, helping him get the other 3 clubs promoted to the Football League Division One. Together, they won the League at both Derby in 1972 and their East Midlands arch-rivals Forest in 1978. Forest also won the Anglo-Scottish Cup in 1977, the League Cup in 1978 and 1979, and, with McGovern as Captain, the European Cup in 1979 and 1980. They are the only English team to win the European Cup, now called the UEFA Champions League, more than they've won the English top flight.

Despite his success as a Captain, he was unsuccessful as a manager, starting in the 1982-83 and 1983-84 seasons as a player-manager with Lancashire club Bolton Wanderers. His most recent job was with Ilkeston Town in Derbyshire in 2001. He now works as a club ambassador for Forest, and a pundit on Radio Nottingham. He is a member of the Scottish Football Hall of Fame.

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October 28, 1956: Elvis Presley appears on The Ed Sullivan Show, the biggest television show of the 1950s and '60s. Legend has it that Sullivan refused to put Elvis on his CBS variety show, because he was "vulgar," then relented when he saw the ratings for Elvis' appearance on The Steve Allen Show, Sullivan's rival -- and then showed Elvis only from the waist up. The reality is a bit more complicated.

Elvis' 1st national TV appearances were on Stage Show, the CBS show produced by Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey, the brothers who led separate "Big Bands" but occasionally performed together. He appeared 6 times between January 28 and March 24, 1956.

On April 3 and June 5, he appeared on Milton Berle's NBC show, Texaco Star Theatre. The reaction to Elvis' gyrations on the June 5 show were staggering: Berle said, "I got 700,000 pan latters. Not fan mail: Pan mail, saying, 'Uncle Miltie, we'll never watch you again!'"

Since his show was competing with Sullivan's on Sunday nights, Allen, then also the host of The Tonight Show (its 1st host, 1954 to 1957), wanted Elvis for the ratings. But, being a jazz guy who didn't like rock and roll (for some reason, he changed his mind the next year for Jerry Lee Lewis), and a songwriter in his own right, Allen said, "I'd like to present to you the new Elvis Presley!" Elvis came out in white tie and tails, and, under orders to stay still from the neck down, sang "Hound Dog" to a basset hound wearing a top hat. He also did a cowboy sketch with Allen and another rising star, Andy Griffith.

Sullivan, admitting he was one of many people throughout history who had condemned a pop-culture phenomenon without having actually seen it, changed his mind: "What I said then was off the reports I'd heard. Seeing the kinescopes, I don't know what the fuss was all about."

Shortly after signing Elvis to a contract for 3 appearances, Sullivan was nearly killed in a car accident. So on September 9, 1956, while Elvis was in Los Angeles filming his 1st film, Love Me Tender, CBS brought him to their Television City studios in Burbank, and linked to Studio 50 (now the Ed Sullivan Theatre) in New York, where legendary British actor Charles Laughton was filling in for Sullivan. Laughton was very respectful both before and after the performance, and Elvis was respectful during it. The ratings were huge.

On October 28, 1956, Ed and Elvis actually met for the 1st time, and the ratings were big again. On January 6, 1957, 2 days before his 22nd birthday, Elvis appeared 1 more time, this time shown only from the waist up. That show was also comedienne Carol Burnett's national TV debut. At the end, Ed noted that Elvis was going back to Hollywood to film again (it turned out to be Loving You), and said, "This is a real decent, fine boy," and this meant the world to Elvis.

The Ed Sullivan Show (known as Toast of the Town until 1955) aired from 1948 to 1971. Although Ed never banned Elvis from the show like he did some performers, Elvis never appeared on it again.

Also on this day, Mahmoud Sabbaghian is born in Aradan, Iran. We know him as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, as his father changed the family name in 1960. An engineer by trade, he has long been alleged to have been one of the university students who took Americans hostage at the American Embassy in Tehran in 1979, but this has never been proven.

He rose in his country's politics, being elected Governor of a Province in 1993, Mayor of Tehran in 2003, and President in 2005, serving 2 terms, until 2013. He was belligerent toward America and threatening toward Israel, and seen as crazy in the West, but never started any wars.

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October 28, 1961, 60 years ago: Ground is broken for Flushing Meadow Park, the stadium that will later bear the name of the attorney, activist and baseball fan who made it possible, William A. Shea. On February 18, 2009, 47 years, 3 months and 21 days later, demolition was completed.

Also on this day, Robert Paul Melvin is born outside San Francisco in Palo Alto, California. A catcher, he played for 7 teams, including the Yankees in 1994, his last season. Like a lot of mediocre athletes, he took his knowledge and became a better coach.

He was on the coaching staff of the Arizona Diamondbacks when they won the 2001 World Series. He was manager of the Seattle Mariners in the 2003 and 2004 seasons, the Diamondbacks from 2005 to 2009, and has been manager of the Oakland Athletics since 2011. He is now the longest-tenured manager in MLB: No manager has been with his current team longer.

He led the D-backs to the National League Western Division title and the NL Championship Series in 2007, and was named NL Manager of the Year. He's led the A's to the American League Western Division title in 2012, 2013 and 2020; and to the AL Wild Card in 2014, 2018 and 2019. He was named AL Manager of the Year in 2012 and 2018.

Also on this day, President John F. Kennedy responds to a letter from 8-year-old Michelle Rochon of Marine City, Michigan, on the St. Clair River near Port Huron, and Sarnia, Ontario. She had heard that the Soviet Union was going to test a 50-megaton atomic bomb, "Tsar Bomba," above the Arctic Circle, not far from the North Pole. She wrote to JFK, "Dear Mr. Kennedy: Please stop the Russians from bombing the North Pole. Because they will kill Santa Claus. I am 8 years old. I am in the 3rd grade at Holy Cross School. Yours truly, Michelle Rochon." On this date, he wrote back:

Dear Michelle:

I was glad to get your letter about trying to stop the Russians from bombing the North Pole and risking the life of Santa Claus.

I share your concern about the atmospheric testing of the Soviet Union, not only for the North Pole but for countries throughout the world; not only for Santa Claus but for people throughout the world.

However, you must not worry about Santa Claus. I talked with him yesterday and he is fine. He will be making his rounds again this Christmas.

Sincerely,
JOHN KENNEDY

Interestingly, Kennedy's name was typed on the letter, rather than signed with a pen.

As of last Christmas, Michelle was still alive, age 66, using her married name, Michelle Phillips -- not to be confused with the singer and actress of the same name -- and still living in Marine City. In a 2014 interview, she said that, after the letter was published, she got thank-you letters from people claiming to be Santa Claus -- postmarked from all over the country.

"I don't know why it didn't hit me that there were all these different Santa Clauses," she said. "I just figured it was all the one Santa Claus." As the 1947 film Miracle on 34th Street suggested was possible, the federal government seemed to be recognizing Santa's existence: "I had proof there was a Santa Claus. The United States told me they talked to Santa Claus, and he was fine."

One year later, to the day, in very related news...

October 28, 1962: The Cuban Missile Crisis is resolved, as Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev
announces that he has ordered the removal of Soviet missile bases in Cuba. In a secret deal between Khrushchev and Kennedy, JFK agrees to the withdrawal of U.S. missiles from Turkey. The fact that the Turkey part of the deal is not made public makes it look like the Soviets have backed down, rather than that the deal was a true compromise.

Much of the world thought that this was it, that World War III was assured, that the NFL and AFL games of this day might be the last sporting events that they'd ever see, or even that they would be prevented. They weren't, and the world moved on.

One event the world moved on to was the Nuclear Test Ban Treaty, signed on July 26, 1963 by JFK, Khrushchev, and British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan, banning nuclear testing in the atmosphere -- including above the Arctic Circle.

Another event he world moved on to was the NFL contest at Yankee Stadium. Y.A. Tittle ties an NFL record with 7 touchdown passes, and the New York Giants beat the Washington Redskins 49-34. The Giants go on to the NFL Championship Game.

Tittle is 1 of 8 NFL quarterbacks to have thrown 7 touchdown passes in a single game. Sid Luckman of the Chicago Bears did it against the Giants in 1943. Adrian Burk of the Philadelphia Eagles did it against the Redskins in 1954. Although it was in the AFL, the NFL counts George Blanda of the Houston Oilers doing it against the New York Titans (the Jets) in 1961. Joe Kapp of the Minnesota Vikings did it against the Baltimore Colts in 1969.

It was done twice in 2013, by Peyton Manning of the Denver Broncos against the Baltimore Ravens, and by Nick Foles of the Philadelphia Eagles against the Oakland Raiders. In 2015, the Giants were victimized again, by Drew Brees of the New Orleans Saints.

October 28, 1963: Demolition begins on the original Pennsylvania Station in Midtown Manhattan, built in 1910. Since most of the station's operations were underground, there wasn't much disruption of service.

When the Pennsylvania Plaza complex opened in 1968, including the new Madison Square Garden above it, Penn Station had become completely subterranean, and it went from being one of the most beloved transit centers in America to one of the most hated.

October 28, 1967: Julia Fiona Roberts is born in the Atlanta suburb of Smyrna, Georgia. Time
magazine once called her "America's favorite movie star." Not "actress," "movie star." There is a difference, although she did win an Oscar as Best Actress for Erin Brockovich in 2001. Her brother Eric Roberts and his daughter Emma Roberts are also renowned actors.

What does she have to do with sports? Well, one of the scenes for her 1997 film My Best Friend's Wedding was filmed at the new Comiskey Park in Chicago (now Guaranteed Rate Field).

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October 28, 1970: After playing their 1st 7 games on the road, and losing them all, the expansion Cleveland Cavaliers finally make their home debut, the 1st NBA game played in Cleveland since the Rebels failed at the end of the league's 1st season, 1946-47.

The Cavs lose, 110-99 to the San Diego Rockets at the Cleveland Arena. In fact, they will start their history 0-15, the worst of any team in the history of North American major league sports to that point, since topped only by the 1976 and '77 Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who went 0-26 before finally winning an NFL game.

The "Cadavers" (a.k.a. the Cavalosers) will finally win for the 1st time on November 12, 1970, 125-110, away to the Portland Trail Blazers. They will be 1-18 when they finally win at home for the 1st time, beating fellow expansion team the Buffalo Braves 108-106 on December 6. They finish 15-67. They reached the NBA Eastern Conference Finals in 1976, but not the NBA Finals until 2007. They finally won an NBA Championship in 2016.

October 28, 1971, 50 years ago: Britain's House of Commons votes 356-244 in favor of joining the European Economic Community, a.k.a. the Common Market, which later becomes the European Union. In 2019, they will vote to leave it. The 1971 vote led to an imperfect situation that nonetheless helped Britain tremendously. The 2019 vote was based on lies and bigotry, and has already hurt Britain badly.

October 28, 1975: I underwent surgery at the Hospital for Joint Diseases, then located at 123rd Street and Madison Avenue in Manhattan's Spanish Harlem, to correct a problem in my legs that made walking difficult. The surgery was successful, to an extent, although I still developed arthritis, and the pain in my legs frequently makes walking a chore.

My 2 weeks in that hospital are a blur, as I was almost 6. What I do remember from the experience, I wouldn't wish on anyone. I've been a hospital patient on Halloween Night at age 5, and I've been a hospital patient on Thanksgiving Day at 17. Halloween at 5 in a hospital is worse.

Those 2 weeks included the Daily News' "FORD TO CITY: DROP DEAD" headline and the Rangers' trade of Eddie Giacomin and his well-received return to The Garden, but I don't remember those things happening at the time. Nor do I remember, the week before, the 1975 World Series, including Carlton Fisk's "Fenway Twist."

I told myself that, one day, I would walk out of that hospital. When I left it, it was in a wheelchair. I returned on July 11, 1976, for the back half of the previous October's surgery. After 1 week, I left, but, again, it was in a wheelchair.

I was walking within a few weeks, And have made literally hundreds of trips into New York City since. Joint Diseases has since moved into a new building Downtown, at 301 East 17th Street in the Gramercy Park area, where it has been renamed the NYU Langone Orthopedic Hospital. Sportscaster Howard Cosell died there in 1995. The old building is now an apartment building, with the ground floor occupied by another health care facility, the Ralph Lauren Cancer Center.

But I still hadn't walked out of that building -- or the new version of the same hospital. As the poet Robert Service put it, "A promise made is a debt unpaid." I kept telling myself, "Someday... "

On February 21, 2019, over 43 years later, I finally went up to 1919 Madison, found the entrance to the Ralph Lauren Cancer Center, walked in, and walked out. On December 26, 2019, I not only walked into NYU Langone, but I asked about the possibilities for hip replacement surgery there. For insurance reasons, they couldn't help me. With that in mind, I walked out. (I got my right hip replaced at St. Peter's Hospital in New Brunswick, New Jersey 2 months later. The left hip's replacement is still ending.)

Those 2 walkouts may not be the same thing as walking out of the Hospital for Joint Diseases, but, at least now, I have walked out of the building I promised myself I would one day walk out of, and out of the new building that, until recently, had the name. Doing these things didn't really change my life at all, but I'm still glad I did them.

October 28, 1977: The Sex Pistols release what turns out to be their one and only album, Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols. It may have been the most influential album released that day, but it wasn't the best, or even the best album released that day by a British group: On the same day, Queen release News of the World.

It contains perhaps the last true double-sided hit record: "We Will Rock You" and "We Are the Champions." Lead guitarist Brian May wrote the former, wanting it to sound like a stadium chant, which, of course, it became. Lead singer Freddie Mercury wrote the latter, and when he sang about paying his dues, and about thanking the audience for "fame, and fortune, and everything that goes with it," he was completely sincere both times.

Neither song was written about the newly-crowned World Champion New York Yankees, although the confusion was understandable.

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October 28, 1981, 40 years ago: Nathan Richard McLouth is born in Muskegon, Michigan. In 2008, the center fielder for the Atlanta Braves was named to the All-Star Team and won a Gold Glove. In 2012, he drove the Yankees crazy for the Baltimore Orioles. He helped the Washington Nationals win the NL East in 2014, then retired due to nagging injuries. His Hispanic teammates considered him baseball's best Spanish-speaker among native English speakers.

Also on this day, Sean Considine (no middle name) is born in Dixon, Illinois, outside Rockford, and grows up in nearby Byron. A safety, he was with the Baltimore Ravens when they won Super Bowl XLVII. He is now an assistant coach at his high school, and runs a mobile meat market business.

Also on this day, Milan Baroš is born in Valašské Meziříčí, in what is now the Czech Republic. A member of the Liverpool team that (as their fans never cease to remind us) won the UEFA Champions League in that remarkable Final comeback against AC Milan in 2005, he also helped Olympique Lyonnais win France's Ligue 1 in 2007, Portsmouth the FA Cup in 2008, and Istanbul's Galatasaray with the Turkish Super Lig in 2012. 

Playing for the Czech national team, top scorer at Euro 2004, and was part of the squad that knocked the U.S. out of the 2006 World Cup. He is now retired.

October 28, 1989: The Oakland Athletics take an 8-0 lead, and beat the San Francisco Giants 9-6 at Candlestick Park, to complete a 4-game sweep of the Bay Bridge World Series‚ the 1st Series sweep since 1976. Oakland native Dave Stewart‚ who won Games 1 and 3‚ is named MVP. However, with the Loma Prieta Earthquake only 11 days prior, it may be the most subdued World Series celebration ever.

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October 28, 1995: The Braves win Game 6 of the World Series 1-0‚ on a combined 1-hitter by Tom Glavine and Mark Wohlers. David Justice's 6th-inning homer accounts for the game's only run.

In winning‚ the Braves become the 1st team to win World Championships representing 3 different cities: Boston in 1914‚ Milwaukee in 1957‚ and Atlanta in 1995. Catcher Tony Peña's leadoff single in the 6th is Cleveland's only hit. The Indians, who led the majors in homers and runs scored‚ bat just .179‚ the lowest average for a 6-games series since 1911.

October 28, 1996, 25 years ago: John Robert Eichel is born in the Boston suburb of Chelmsford, Massachusetts. Last year, with Boston University, Jack Eichel won the Hobey Baker Award, the hockey equivalent of the Heisman Trophy for collegiate player of the year. He was drafted by the Buffalo Sabres, and became their youngest goalscorer ever. "The Eichel Tower" is now their Captain.

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October 28, 2001, 20 years ago: The Arizona Diamondbacks jump out to a 2-0 World Series lead on the Yankees, as Randy Johnson hurls a 3-hit shutout. Andy Pettitte takes the loss for New York. 

Matt Williams hits a 3-run homer for the Diamondbacks. This makes Williams the 1st player to hit Series home runs for 3 different teams, having also done so for the 1989 Giants and the 1997 Indians. (He would later confess to having used steroids.)

October 28, 2007: The Boston Red Sox hold off a late comeback by the Colorado Rockies, and win Game 4, 4-3, to sweep the World Series. After 86 years of never winning a Series, the Sox now have 2 in the last 4 years, 7 total. When Boston Globe columnist, now WEEI radio show host, Michael Holley writes a book about this group of Red Sox, and titles it Red Sox Rule, many people fume over the the wording, but, for now, few can put up much of a complaint about its essential truth.

October 28, 2009: For the 1st time, a World Series game is played at the new Yankee Stadium. However, as with the 1st at the old Stadium in 1923, and the 1st after that Stadium's reopening following the renovation in 1976, the home team loses. Chase Utley hits 2 homers off CC Sabathia, and Cliff Lee pitches lights-out, and the Phillies beat the Yankees 6-1.

October 28, 2011, 10 years ago: Game 7 of the World Series. After being down by 10 1/2 games on August 25 for the NL Central Division lead, the Cardinals beat the Texas Rangers at Busch Stadium 6-2, to win their 11th World Championship, easily the most of any NL team.

Next best is the Giants with 8, although only 3 of those were in San Francisco; if we're talking about the most in 1 city, the Los Angeles Dodgers and Cincinnati Reds are next with 5.

David Freese, the 9th and 11th inning hero of the night before, gets his 21st RBI of the postseason, setting a new record. (Keeping in mind there was no Division Series before 1995, and no League Championship Series before 1969.) He is named Series MVP.

The Rangers were 1 strike away from winning the World Series in both the 9th and 10th innings of Game 6. They had already clowned their way to a World Series defeat in 2010, and have since choked away an AL West title and the Wild Card play-in game in 2012, and lost in the AL Division Series in 2015 and 2016. It doesn't look like they're going to win the 1st World Series in franchise history anytime soon.

At this point, the Cardinals had won 11 World Series. All other National League teams combined had won 34.

October 28, 2012: Game 4 of the World Series. The Giants complete a sweep of the Detroit Tigers, with Marco Scutaro's 10th inning single scoring Ryan Theriot to give San Francisco a 4-3 win at Comerica Park.

Through the 2021 season, the Giants have won 8 World Series in New York and San Francisco combined -- but they haven't clinched a Series at home since 1922. They clinched in Washington in 1933, in Cleveland in 1954, in Dallas (well, Arlington) in 2010, in Detroit in 2012, and in Kansas City in 2014.

October 28, 2015: Game 2 of the World Series. The Mets take a 1-0 lead on the Kansas City Royals in the top of the 4th. But Jacob deGrom melts down in the bottom of the 5th, and so the Mets blow a lead in a World Series game for the 2nd day in a row. Johnny Cueto becomes the 1st American League pitcher with a complete-game World Series win since Jack Morris in 1991, and the Royals win, 7-1. The Series goes to New York with the Royals up 2-0.

October 28, 2017: The University of Michigan football team beats Rutgers, 35-14. Attendance at Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor: 111,213. This is the largest crowd ever to see a Rutgers sporting event.

October 28, 2018: Los Angeles becomes the 1st metropolitan area to host games in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA, the NHL and Major League Soccer on the same day. The Rams beat the Green Bay Packers, 29-27 at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, to move to 8-0. (They will lose to the New Orleans Saints the next week.) At the Staples Center, the Clippers beat the Washington Wizards 136-104, and then the Kings beat the New York Rangers 4-3. And the Galaxy lose to the Houston Dynamo 3-2 at Dignity Health Sports Park in Carson.

Most importantly, Game 5 of the World Series is held at Dodger Stadium. Andrew Bentinendi hits a 2-run home run for the Red Sox in the top of the 1st, while David Freese hits a solo homer for the Dodgers in the bottom of the inning. That 2-1 score holds until the 7th, when J.D. Martinez homers to make it 4-1, extending Clayton Kershaw's poor postseason record. Steve Pearce hits a home run in the 8th, cementing his status as the Series' Most Valuable Player.

The Red Sox win 5-1, taking the Series in 5 games, their 4th World Championship since 2004 -- and their 4th since 1918. There was no steroid-using David Ortiz this time, so they clearly found a new way to cheat. A little more than 3 months later, Boston would beat Los Angeles for another World Championship, as the New England Patriots beat the Rams in Super Bowl LIII. 

Friday, September 3, 2021

East Brunswick High School Football, the 1st 60 Years: Part VII, 2010-20

Concluding my look at the 1st 60 years of varsity football at my alma mater, East Brunswick High School.

As Ken Burns might have put it:

East Brunswick football has been played in 44 places. On Thursdays, and Fridays, and Saturdays, and Sundays. On days designed to avoid playing on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. On Labor Day Weekend, and Halloween Day, and Halloween Night. On Thanksgiving Day, and on the Friday, the Saturday, and the Sunday of Thanksgiving Weekend. In September, and October, and November, and, four times, in December, two of them heartbreaking, two of them glorious.

UPDATE: As of 2025, it's been played in 49 places. And it's now been played in August.

2010: 6-4, .600
September 11, away to Monroe: Lost 18-21.
September 16, home to Edison: Won 20-12.
September 24, away to J.P. Stevens: Won 35-0.
October 1, home to Woodbridge: Won 7-0.
October 15, away to Howell: Won 21-13.
October 22, home to Sayreville: Lost 6-41.
October 29, away to Piscataway: Lost 0-28.
November 5, home to South Brunswick: Won 24-12.
November 12, away to Brick Memorial: Lost 7-35.
November 25, away to Old Bridge: Won 34-6.

Monroe got their revenge for the preceding season, but we still had some good wins, enough to get into the Playoffs, the first time we'd done so in back-to-back seasons in 22 years. Unfortunately, we had to go to Brick to play Memorial, and, eager for revenge for the Snow Bowl, they pounded us. They went on to win the title.

So we went to Old Bridge, and, this time, we managed to stuff those turkeys. Best regular-season win for EB since... well, I would know, wouldn't I? Actually, it was probably the most satisfying regular-season win since we beat Old Bridge (then still known as Madison Central) in 1989. As they say in English soccer, "We beat The Scum!" (They also say a lot of other things about their rivals, most of which aren't printable in an article about high school sports.)

2011: 1-9, .100
September 9, home to Monroe: Lost 18-27.
September 16, away to Edison: Lost 32-40.
September 23, home to J.P. Stevens: Lost 20-35.
October 1, away to Woodbridge: Lost 13-42.
October 15, away to Howell: Lost 0-34.
October 21, away to Sayreville: Lost 13-47.
October 28, home to Piscataway: Lost 6-58.
November 4, away to South Brunswick: Lost 20-45.
November 12, away to West Windsor-Plainsboro North, of Plainsboro, Middlesex County: Won 42-22.
November 24, home to Old Bridge: Lost 20-40.

And after back-to-back Playoff seasons, EB football comes crashing back down to Earth. The September 16 game was played the day before the Occupy Wall Street Movement began. At the end of the season, his 29th in charge, Marcus Borden resigned as EB head coach.

2012: 2-7, .222
September 7, home to South Brunswick: Lost 0-34
September 14, away to Sayreville: Lost 0-41.
September 21, away to North Brunswick: Won 14-0.
September 28, home to Monroe: Lost 0-27.
October 12, away to Manalapan: Lost 12-55.
October 19, away to J.P. Stevens: Won 33-28.
October 26, home to Edison: Lost 0-28.
November 9, home to Piscataway: Game Cancelled.
November 16, home to Freehold Township: Lost 7-15.
November 22, away to Old Bridge: Lost 0-34.

Bob Molarz had won State Championships at Carteret, and started the football program at St. Joseph's of Metuchen. He seemed like the right coach to put EB back on the right path. But it never happened.

The November 9 game was scheduled for the week President Obama was re-elected. But it was canceled, because of rain, and with the Playoff schedule coming up, Piscataway didn't have an open date on which it could play this game.

2013: 1-9, .100
September 15, away to South Brunswick: Lost 7-42.
September 20, home to Sayreville: Lost 0-42.
September 27, home to North Brunswick: Won 14-12.
October 4, away to Monroe: Lost 0-44.
October 18, home to Manalapan: Lost 7-42.
October 25, home to J.P. Stevens: Lost 20-30.
November 1, away to Edison: Lost 0-41.
November 8, away to Piscataway: Lost 7-49.
November 15, away to Montgomery: Lost 22-44.
November 28, home to Old Bridge: Lost 6-35.

None of the 9 losses was all that close. Begging the question, How bad were North Brunswick that year? Pretty bad: They went 0-10.

2014: 4-6, .333
September 12, away to Piscataway: Lost 0-48.
September 27, away to North Brunswick: Lost 13-40.
October 2, home to Edison: Won 14-13.
October 10, away to South Brunswick: Lost 9-40.
October 17, home to J.P. Stevens: Won 30-26.
October 25, away to Marlboro: Won 35-12.
October 31, home to Sayreville: Won by Forfeit.
November 7, home to Monroe: Lost 3-34.
November 14, away to South Brunswick: Lost 14-39.
November 27, away to Old Bridge: Lost 9-40.

Losing the last 3 games by an average score of 38-9 was bad. But, due to a scandal that echoed the one at Penn State 2 years earlier, the football team at Sayreville had its season cancelled, and its remaining games forfeited. October 31 was supposed to be the day of its game against E.B. This enabled the Bears to get just enough wins to make the State Playoffs for the only time in the 2010s. Sayreville quickly recovered, as if the whole thing had never happened. But it did.

2015: 3-7 .300
September 11, home to Piscataway: Lost 7-24.
September 25, home to North Brunswick: Won 16-14.
October 2, away to Edison: Lost 26-28.
October 9, home to South Brunswick: Lost 0-31.
October 16, away to J.P. Stevens: Won 41-6.
October 23, home to Marlboro: Won 24-15.
October 30, away to Sayreville: Lost 13-33.
November 6, away to Monroe: Lost 0-24.
November 12, away to Hillsborough: Lost 16-20.
November 26, home to Old Bridge: Lost 7-20.

The Edison game went to 3 overtimes. We were a field goal in that game and a touchdown against Hillsborough away from being .500.

2016: 2-8, .200
September 9, away to Sayreville: Lost 18-46.
September 16, away to Piscataway: Lost 7-32.
September 23, home to Monroe: Won 48-7.
October 8, home to Marlboro: Lost 14-20.
October 14, home to South Brunswick: Lost 0-20.
October 21, away to Edison: Lost 21-42.
October 28, home to Freehold Township: Lost 21-36.
November 4, home to New Brunswick: Lost 21-35.
November 10, home to Perth Amboy: Won 34-0.
November 24, away to Old Bridge: Lost 7-35.

The October 8 game went to overtime. The November 10 game was played the week that Donald Trump was "elected" President.

2017: 2-8, .200
September 8, home to Sayreville: Lost 21-48.
September 15, home to Piscataway: Lost 0-35.
September 23, away to Monroe: Lost 19-21.
October 6, home to Marlboro: Won 28-14.
October 13, away to South Brunswick: Lost 13-42.
October 20, home to Edison: Won 35-12.
October 27, away to Freehold Township: Lost 14-17.
November 3, away to New Brunswick: Lost 14-20.
November 9, away to Hunterdon Central: Lost 24-28.
November 23, home to Old Bridge: Lost 0-49.

The November 3 game went to overtime. We were a field goal vs. Monroe, and a touchdown each against Freehold Township and New Brunswick, from being .500.

2018: 2-9, .182
September 7, away to Piscataway: Lost 0-41.
September 14, away to J.P. Stevens: Lost 10-23.
September 21, home to Ridge of Bernards, Somerset County: Lost 14-40.
September 28, home to Perth Amboy: Lost 28-48.
October 5, home to South Brunswick: Lost 14-27.
October 12, away to Edison: Lost 14-31.
October 19, home to Monroe: Won 53-31.
October 26, away to North Brunswick: Lost 0-36.
November 2, home to New Brunswick: Lost 34-38.
November 9, home to Colts Neck of Colts Neck, Monmouth County: Won 35-14.
November 22, away to Old Bridge: Lost 0-10.

Colts Neck High School opened in 1998, making it the most recently-opened opponent for East Brunswick. Despite the equine name of the town and the school, and its tradition of raising horses, they chose a cat name for their mascot, the Cougars.

This was the last season that the NJSIAA allowed Thanksgiving football. They chose to kill tradition, to schedule the Playoffs to their satisfaction. Schools had rebelled against that in 1990 and '91, but so many had already dropped the tradition that the will to stop it was gone. Therefore, the loss to Old Bridge was EB's last Thanksgiving Day game.

2019: 4-5, .444
September 6, home to Old Bridge: Lost 14-17.
September 20, away to Monroe: Won 20-14.
September 27, away to South Brunswick: Lost 7-45.
October 4, home to Montgomery: Lost 7-42.
October 11, home to J.P. Stevens: Won 40-0.
October 18, away to New Brunswick: Won 17-14.
October 25, home to Hillsborough: Lost 7-42.
November 1, away to Perth Amboy: Won 17-6.
November 7, home to Sayreville: Lost 13-15.

A new head coach replaced Bob Molarz. For the 1st time, the EB football team had a former player as head coach: Andy Steinfeld, Class of '85, who had also been a longtime assistant coach.

Most of the rivalries that were still being played on T-Day were moved to the 1st game of the season, thus spoiling Steiny's debut. Still, it was the Bears' best season in 9 years.

We were a touchdown against Old Bridge and a field goal against Sayreville from being 6-3. Had we gotten the win against Old Bridge, we probably would have made the Playoffs.

2020: 4-4, .500
October 2, home to J.P. Stevens: Won 41-0.
October 9, away to Old Bridge: Lost 20-35.
October 16, home to South Brunswick: Lost 3-35.
October 23, away to Perth Amboy: Won 42-18.
October 30, home to Montclair: Lost 17-31.
November 6, away to Sayreville: Lost 3-14.
November 14, away to New Brunswick: Won 14-7.
November 20, home to Plainfield: Won 21-20.

While EBHS remained in the Greater Middlesex Conference Red Division for every other sport, for football, this season, they were moved into the new Big Central Football Conference, Division 5C. They have also been moved into South Jersey Group V.

The season got off to a late start before of the COVID-19 pandemic. Only 8 games were played, and we were lucky to have gotten any of them played. The November 6 game was played while we were still waiting for the final word on Joe Biden's win over Donald Trump in the Presidential election.

And this brings us up to the present day. Tonight, at 7:00 PM, we start Season 61 of Bear Ball. Go, Bears, Go! Andy Steinfeld's Green-White Army! We hate Old Bridge!

UPDATE: 

2021: 8-2, .800
September 4, away to Old Bridge: Lost 24-27.
September 10, away to New Brunswick: Won 35-14.
September 17, home to Perth Amboy: Won 42-6.
September 24, away to J.P. Stevens: Won 43-0.
October 1, home to Watchung Hills of Warren, Somerset County: Won 21-9.
October 9, home to Monroe: Won 44-7.
October 15, home to Hunterdon Central: Won 20-12.
October 23, home to South Brunswick: Won 34-7.
October 29, away to Franklin: Won 20-14.
November 5, away to Toms River North: Lost 14-28.

The game at TR North was the Quarterfinal of the South Jersey Group V Playoffs.

2022: 1-8, .111
September 1, away to Hillsborough: Lost 6-42.
September 9, away to Monroe: Lost 14-24.
September 16, home to South Brunswick: Lost 14-29.
September 23, away to Old Bridge: Lost 7-24.
September 30, home to Sayreville: Lost 21-35.
October 7, home to Piscataway: Lost 14-42.
October 14, away to North Brunswick: Lost 0-26.
October 21, home to Phillipsburg, Warren County: Lost 0-28.
October 27, home to John F. Kennedy: Won 42-22.

The opener marks the earliest in the calendar year that EBHS has ever played. The consolation game against JFK marks the earliest in the calendar year that EBHS has ever finished a season.

2023: 1-9, .100
August 25, home to Franklin: Lost 12-27
September 1, home to Hillsborough: Lost 0-43
September 8, home to Monroe: Lost 20-21
September 14, away to South Brunswick: Lost 14-43
September 22, home to Old Bridge: Lost 28-30
September 29, away to Sayreville: Lost 9-41
October 6, away to Piscataway: Lost 14-54
October 13, home to North Brunswick: Lost 7-43 
October 20, away to Phillipsburg: Lost 7-49
October 26, away to Jackson Liberty, Ocean County: Won 35-20

New record for earliest opener, 1st game ever in August. The South Brunswick game was a Thursday night, due to the Jewish holiday.

2024: 2-8, .200
August 29, away to Edison: Lost 0-27
September 6, home to Hamilton: Won 34-14
September 14, away to Franklin: Lost 0-34
September 20, home to Monroe: Lost 12-34
September 27, away to Old Bridge: Lost 7-31
October 5, away to Hunterdon Central: Lost 8-28 
October 10, home to Piscataway: Lost 0-55.
October 18, home to North Hunterdon: Lost 0-35.
October 25, away to South Brunswick: Won 24-14.
October 31, home to John F. Kennedy: Lost 6-31. 

A month before the season fired, Andy Steinfeld was fired as head coach, and replaced by assistant coach Matt Pazinko. The August 29 and October 10 games were on Thursdays, the former for an unknown reason, the latter due to a Jewish holiday. The 55-0 loss to Piscataway is the largest margin of defeat in E.B. history.

The Halloween loss was the day after the Yankees lost the World Series to the Los Angeles Dodgers. Had the Yankees won that game, with Game 6 being scheduled for November 1, the expansion of the Playoffs in both Major League Baseball and New Jersey high school football, and thus the pushing back of the regular-season schedule in the latter, would have meant that, for the 1st time ever, EBHS football would have finished its season before the Yankees finished theirs.

From November 5, 2021 to October 18, 2024, EB went 3-25.

2025: 3-7, .300
August 28, home to South Plainfield: Lost 7-9
September 8, away to Hamilton: Lost 14-19
September 12, home to Franklin: Lost 19-50
September 19, away to Monroe: Won 35-26
September 25, home to Old Bridge: Lost 0-48
October 3, home to Hunterdon Central: Lost 7-28
October 10, away to Piscataway: Lost 0-35
October 17, away to North Hunterdon: Won 13-10
October 24, home to South Brunswick: Lost 18-43
October 29, away to Perth Amboy: Won 38-12

Zach Gega, a Woodbridge native who had been an EB assistant coach for a few years, took over as head coach, as Matt Pazinko had 2 sons in the football program, and didn't want the conflict of interest. The Hamilton game had begun 2 days earlier, a Saturday, but was stopped at halftime due to a thunderstorm, with Hamilton then leading, 13-7. It was resumed on the Monday.

2026: 4-6, .400
August 28, home to John F. Kennedy: Won 41-0
September 4, home to North Hunterdon: Won 36-19
September 10, home to Piscataway: Lost 7-42
September 18, away to Monroe: Lost 0-28
September 25, home to Voorhees: Won 34-7
October 2, away to Edison: Lost 0-31
October 9, home to South Brunswick: Lost 22-45
October 16, away to Old Bridge: Lost 0-43
October 22, away to North Brunswick: Lost 21-49
October 29, home to Hightstown: Won 24-7

The 41 points scored on JFK was the team's highest point total in nearly 4 years, and the 41-point margin of victory was its highest in 5. Scoring 87 points in 2 back-to-back games hadn't been done in 5 years. Then, against PISS-cataway, we again came back down to Earth.