Showing posts with label 1987. Show all posts
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Wednesday, November 1, 2023

Bob Knight, 1940-2023

Bobby Knight was like a box of chocolates. You never knew what you were going to get. You could get something very sweet. You could also get something messy, and nuts. A teacher and bully. A hero one minute, and a villain the next.

NOTE: This is adapted from a post I wrote for his 75th birthday.

Robert Montgomery Knight was born on October 25, 1940 in Massillon, Ohio. Growing up outside Columbus, where the St. Louis Cardinals had a Triple-A farm team, he became a tremendous baseball fan, especially of the Cardinals, a fandom he maintained for the rest of his life, despite being closer to the Cincinnati Reds and the team then known as the Cleveland Indians.

But basketball would be his sport. He was the 6th man on the Ohio State University team that won the 1960 National Championship, coached by Fred Taylor, and led by 2 men who would be named to the NBA's 50 and 75 Greatest Players for their anniversary teams, Jerry Lucas and John Havlicek. Like Vince Lombardi and Bill Parcells, he was an assistant coach at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point, New York. Unlike them, Bob Knight became head coach at "Army."

(He always seemed to be listed as "Bobby Knight" until well into his Indiana tenure, but he seems to always be listed as "Bob Knight" once he got older. As you can see, he signed autographs "Bob Knight.")

In 1971, he moved on to Indiana University, and led them to 11 Big Ten Conference Championships, 5 NCAA Final Fours, and 3 National Championships: In 1976 (still the last undefeated season in men's college basketball history), 1981 and 1987. Among his players were Kent Benson, Scott May, Quinn Buckner, Hall-of-Famer Isiah Thomas and Steve Alford, now the head coach at the University of Nevada, having won 657 games as a collegiate head coach.

He also coached the U.S. team to the Gold Medal at the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles. This may have been the best basketball team ever assembled to that point, including Alford, Patrick Ewing, Chris Mullin, and North Carolina stars Michael Jordan and Sam Perkins. (As I said: The best ever assembled to that point.)

But controversy followed him, ranging from assaulting a police officer at a preseason tournament in Puerto Rico, to sexist comments, to profanity-laden press conferences, to the infamous chair toss to protest the officiating in a 1985 loss to in-State arch-rival Purdue University, to assaulting his own players, including his own son, Pat Knight. IU finally had no choice but to fire him in 2000, but he resurfaced at Texas Tech, and brought them more NCAA Tournament success than they'd ever had before.

Bob married Nancy Falk in 1963, and had 2 sons, Tim and Pat, before divorcing in 1985. In 1988, Bob married Karen Edgar, a former high school basketball coach in Oklahoma. Pat Knight served as his assistant at Indiana in that last season, 1999-2000, and at Texas Tech from 2001 to 2008. He succeeded his father as their head coach, until 2011. He then served as head coach at Lamar University for 3 years. Since 2014, Pat has been a scout for the NBA's Indiana Pacers.

With 902 wins, Bob became the winningest coach in men's college basketball history, although he has been surpassed by his former assistant at West Point, Duke University coach Mike Krzyzewski. And not once in 41 seasons of head coaching (1965-71 with Army, 1971-2000 with Indiana, 2001-08 with Texas Tech) was he ever accused of breaking NCAA or conference rules. And his players graduated.

And, like Joe Paterno, who left under a more horrible controversy than anything that's been thrown at Knight -- or Knight's friend from Ohio State, football coach Woody Hayes -- Knight was a heavy donor to his schools' libraries. Top that, Rick Pitino and John Calipari.

He became a college basketball pundit on ESPN, leaving in 2015, due to declining health. In 2020, just before the COVID shutdown, and 20 years after he was fired, peace was made, and IU welcomed him back to Assembly Hall in Bloomington. Visibly ill, and visibly moved, he got a standing ovation.

Bob Knight died today, November 1, 2023, a week after his 83rd birthday. As the man in the red sweater himself -- adopting those after ditching his former plaid jackets -- said, "When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside-down, so my critics can kiss my ass."

Thursday, June 2, 2022

How to Be a Yankee Fan In Minnesota -- 2022 Edition

The Minnesota Twins have stunned the baseball world by jumping out to a 30-22 record this season, putting them in 1st place in the American League Central Division, by 5 games over the Chicago White Sox and the Cleveland Guardians, and battling the Eastern Division-leading Yankees and the Western Division-leading Houston Astros for the top seed in the AL Playoffs.

And the Yankees start a series against them in Minneapolis next Tuesday. This could well be a Playoff preview.

By a weird twist, on the day that my twin nieces were born, 15 summers ago, the Yankees were playing, you guessed it, the Twins. The Yankees won. Nevertheless, the girls have become Yankee Fans.

I tried to teach them the irony of it all, but, personally, I have nothing against the Minnesota ballclub. I used to, because of the (George Carlin word)ing Metrodome. But that is no longer a factor.

I know, I sometimes curse on this page, but these "How to Be a Yankee/New York Fan In…" pages are meant to be family-friendly.

Before You Go. Since the Twins do not play in the Metrodome anymore, you should consult the Minneapolis Star-Tribune and St. Paul Pioneer Press websites for their forecasts. Seeing as how this will be mid-July, the legend of cold Minnesota winters that last from October to early May will not apply in this series.

A January 30, 2019 article on Thrillist admitted what most of us already suspected: Taking into account that people in Alaska are generally nuts, and don't mind what would, statistically, be worse, Minnesota has the worst Winters of any State.

However, the weather may be an issue, as Minnesota is projected to be much warmer than usual, with temperatures in the high 60s in daylight, and the low 50s at night. No rain is predicted for throughout the series.

Minnesota is in the Central Time Zone, 1 hour behind New York. Adjust your timepieces accordingly.

Tickets. The Twins' success of the 2000s (but not, as yet, the 2010s) and the building of Target Field led to an average per-game attendance of 39,112 in 2011, pretty much a sellout every night, in spite of their not having a very good season (mainly due to injuries). But the novelty of the new park has worn off, and, in 2019, the last pre-COVID season, they averaged 28,143 per home game, about 67 percent of capacity. So getting tickets shouldn't be a big problem. Still, I advise getting them ahead of time.

The Twins use "demand-based pricing." For games against the Yankees, and for regional rivals like the Milwaukee Brewers and the Chicago White Sox, prices are higher because the demand is greater. Here are the listings for the Yankee games: Diamond Box, $104; Field Box, $75; Home Plate Terrace, $64; Home Plate View, $30; Field Terrace, $52; LF Bleachers (the U.S. Bank Home Run Porch), $37; RF Bleachers (Overlook), $35.

Getting There. It's 1,199 road miles from Times Square in New York to Nicollet Mall in downtown Minneapolis (the spot where Mary Tyler Moore threw her hat in the air in the opening sequence of her 1970-77 CBS sitcom), and 1,204 miles from Yankee Stadium to Target Field. Knowing this, your first reaction is going to be to fly out there.

You might be able to get a round-trip nonstop flight from Newark to Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport, but it would cost you around $800. The Number 55 light rail takes you from the airport to downtown in under an hour, so at least that is convenient.

Bus? Not a good idea. Greyhound runs 3 buses a day between Port Authority and Minneapolis, all with at least one transfer, in Chicago and possibly elsewhere as well. The total time, depending on the number of stops, is between 26 and 31 hours, and costs $647 round-trip, although it can be dropped to $412 with advanced purchase.

The Greyhound terminal is at 950 Hawthorne Avenue, at 9th Street North, just 3 blocks from Nicollet Mall, 2 from the Target Center arena, and from there just across the 7th Street overpass over Interstate 394 from Target Field.

Train? An even worse idea. Amtrak will make you leave Penn Station on the Lake Shore Limited at 3:40 PM Eastern Time, arrive at Union Station in Chicago at 10:12 AM Central Time, and then the Empire Builder, their Chicago-to-Seattle run, will leave at 2:395 PM and arrive at Union Depot in St. Paul (not Minneapolis) at 10:03 PM -- around the time the game should end. So you'd have to spend an additional night in a hotel.

From there, 214 4th Street E., you'd have to take the Light Rail Green Line to downtown Minneapolis. And it's $852 round-trip, quite a bit more than it usually is, and I don't know why. It's not as though this is a Summer resort-season price: While northeastern Minnesota faces Lake Superior, the State is not known for its beach destinations.

If you decide to drive, it's far enough that it will help to get someone to go with you and split the duties, and to trade off driving and sleeping. You'll need to get into New Jersey, and take Interstate 80 West. You'll be on I-80 for the vast majority of the trip, through New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Ohio. In Ohio, in the western suburbs of Cleveland, I-80 will merge with Interstate 90. From this point onward, you won't need to think about I-80 until you head home; I-90 is now the key, through the rest of Ohio and Indiana.

Just outside Chicago, I-80 will split off from I-90, which you will keep, until it merges with Interstate 94. For the moment, though, you will ignore I-94. Stay on I-90 through Illinois, until reaching Madison, Wisconsin, where you will once again merge with I-94. Now, I-94 is what you want, taking it into Minnesota and the Twin Cities, with Exit 233A being your exit for downtown Minneapolis.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and a half in New Jersey, 5 hours and 15 minutes in Pennsylvania, 4 hours in Ohio, 2 and a half hours in Indiana, an hour and a half in Illinois, 2 and a half hours in Wisconsin, and half an hour in Minnesota.

That's 17 hours and 45 minutes. Counting rest stops, preferably halfway through Pennsylvania and just after you enter both Ohio and Indiana, outside Chicago and halfway across Wisconsin, and accounting for traffic in New York, the Chicago suburbs and the Twin Cities, it should be no more than 23 hours, which would save you time on both Greyhound and Amtrak, if not on flying.

Once In the City. The Twins' original ballpark, Metropolitan Stadium, was in the suburb of Bloomington, on the Minneapolis side of the Mississippi River, but roughly equidistant from the downtowns of both Minneapolis and St. Paul. (Or as close as could have been hoped for: Minneapolis' City Hall is 10 miles even away from the site, and St. Paul's is 11.6 miles. The site of the Millers' Nicollet Park was 8.2 miles; that of the Saints' Lexington Park, 9.6 miles.) The team is called "Minnesota," because they didn't want to slight either city. It is called the "Twins" because Minneapolis and St. Paul are the "Twin Cities."
The State House in St. Paul

Well, these "twins" are not identical: They have different mindsets, and, manifesting in several ways that included both having Triple-A teams until the MLB team arrived, have been known to feud as much as San Francisco and Oakland, Dallas and Fort Worth, and Baltimore and Washington, if not as much as Manhattan and Brooklyn.

Minneapolis has about 430,000 people, St. Paul 312,000, and the combined metropolitan area a little under 4.2 million, ranking 15th in the U.S. -- roughly the combined population of Manhattan, The Bronx and Staten Island -- or that of Manhattan and Queens. Denver is the only metropolitan area with teams in all 4 sports (and now, all 5 if you count MLS) that's smaller. The market is 20th in population in MLB; 18th in the NFL and the NHL; and 17th in the NHL; and 16th in MLS. And, despite being the smaller city, St. Paul is the State capital.

As Calvin Griffith said, the people of Minnesota are white -- but no longer overwhelmingly so. The Twin Cities' white population is down to 70 percent, as immigrants come in from Latin America and Africa. Minneapolis, in particular, is now 62 percent white, 19 percent black, 11 percent Hispanic, 6 percent Asian, and 2 percent Native American.

Minneapolis dealt with a race riot on its North Side on July 19, 1967; the racially-motivated police murders of Philando Castile in suburban Falcon Heights on July 6, 2016; and the racially-motivated police murder of George Floyd on the city's South Side on May 25, 2020.

"Minneapolis" is a combination of the Dakota tribal word for water, and the Greek word for city. It was founded in 1867 with the name St. Anthony Falls, and, of course, St. Paul, founded in 1854, is also named for an early Christian saint. In Minneapolis, Hennepin Avenue separates the numbered Streets from North and South, and the Mississippi River is the "zero point" for the Avenues, many (but not all) of which also have numbers.

Each city once had 2 daily papers, now each is down to 1: Minneapolis had the Star and the Tribune, merged in 1982; St. Paul the Pioneer and the Dispatch, merged into the Pioneer Press and Dispatch in 1985, with the Dispatch name dropped in 1990. Today, these papers are nicknamed the Strib and the Pi Press.

The sales tax in the State of Minnesota is 6.875 percent. It's 7.775 in Minneapolis' Hennepin County, and 7.625 percent in St. Paul's Ramsey County. Bus and Light Rail service is $2.25 per ride during rush hours, $1.75 otherwise.
Light Rail, Stadium village station

ZIP Codes in Minnesota start with the digits 54 and 55; with Minneapolis having 553, 554 or 555; and St. Paul having 550 and 551. The Area Codes are 612 for Minneapolis, 507 for its suburbs, and 651 for St. Paul. Interstates 494 and 694 are the Twin Cities' "beltway." Xcel Energy supplies electricity, and CenterPoint Energy supplies gas.

Going In. Target Field opened in 2010, at the northwest edge of downtown Minneapolis, in a neighborhood called the Warehouse District. The Metro Transit Hiawatha Line, Minneapolis' light rail system, has a Target Field Station.

Target Field is bounded by 5th Street (left field), 3rd Avenue (right field), 7th Street (1st base) and the Hiawatha Line (3rd base). Parking lots are all over downtown, although if you've driven all this way, most likely you'll be staying at a hotel and walking or taking public transit from there. The official address is 1 Twins Way.

If you're walking from downtown, you'll most likely be arriving over the I-394 overpass and entering at the right field or home plate gates. If you're arriving by light rail, the station is outside the left field gate. If you're driving, parking is between $10 and $15, depending on the event.
The gates are numbered in honor of the men whose numbers had already been retired when the ballpark opened: Center field, Gate 3, Harmon Killebrew; Left field, Gate 6, Tony Oliva; Home plate, Gate 14, Kent Hrbek; Right field corner, Gate 29, Rod Carew; and another in right field, Gate 34, Kirby Puckett. Gate 29 has Target Plaza, with statues of those players, and also of former owners Calvin Griffith, and Carl and Eloise Pohlad, parents of current owner Jim Pohlad.  The Twins' team Hall of Fame display is also there.

The ballpark faces northeast, and, in stark contrast to the Metrodome, it is open at right field, has no stupid roof with stupid lighting, and has, yes, real grass. If you are old enough to remember Metropolitan Stadium, the double-decked left field bleachers will be reminiscent of that stadium, but, from some angles, Target Field will also bear a resemblance to Jack Murphy/Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego and the old Mile High Stadium in Denver (if you remember the baseball configurations of those stadiums).
Looking at the 1st base/right field stands, you may see a resemblance to Camden Yards in Baltimore. Target Field does seem to have a mixture of 1970s funkiness (which, aside from round entrance ramps, was rarely incorporated into the designs of the ballparks in use in that decade) and 1990s-to-the-present convenience.

Outfield distances are 339 to left, 377 to left-center, 411 to center, 365 to right center and 328 to right – favoring lefthanded hitters, although the ball doesn't fly out of the yard the way it did at Metropolitan Stadium or the Metrodome.
In its brief history, the longest home run hit at Target is a 496-footer by Miguel Sanó in 2019. Ben Oglivie of the Milwaukee Brewers hit the longest at the Metrodome, 481 feet, on July 27, 1983. The longest at The Met, as you might guess, was by Harmon Killebrew, 525 feet on June 3, 1967. The seat that it hit was painted, and is preserved at the Mall of America, at roughly its original location.

Above center field is a sign saying "TARGET FIELD," with the words separated by the Target store logo. Above that is the original team logo, with two ballplayers against an outline of the state. One is wearing an M logo on his sleeve, another an StP logo on his, and they're reaching across a river to shake hands. Their names are, with absolutely no originality, Minnie and Paul.
This symbolizes the old minor-league teams in the American Association, the Minneapolis Millers and the St. Paul Saints, who went out of business when the original Washington Senators moved to Minnesota to become the Twins in 1961.

In 2010, Target Field's 1st season, ESPN The Magazine ranked it was the Number 1 baseball stadium experience in North America. On June 25, 2016, Minnesota United played a "friendly" (exhibition game) there, losing 4-2 to Mexican team Club Leon. The NHL held its 2022 Winter Classic at Target Field, and the St. Louis Blues beat the Minnesota Wild, 6-4.

It has also hosted concerts, including Kenny Chesney 3 times, Paul McCartney in 2014, Billy Joel in 2017, and last year's Def Leppard-Journey tour.

Food. Considering that Minnesota is Big Ten Country, you would expect their ballpark to have lots of good food, in particular that Midwest staple, the sausage, including German, Italian, Polish and Kosher varieties. Fortunately, you would be right, as the influence of regional rivals Chicago and Milwaukee has taken hold. Something called Kramarczuk's Food Network Creations is at Section 114 (lower level behind home plate), and Mexican and Asian specialties also dot the walkways.

At Section 133 (right-center-field bleachers), they have "State Fair Classics" -- the State Fair, held from late August to Labor Day, in the small town of Falcon Heights, between the Twin Cities, is a very big deal in the Gopher State, known as "The Great Minnesota Get-Together." These "classics" include Pork Chops on a Stick, Roasted Corn on the Cob, Corn Dogs, and Walleye Fingers – think a fish version of "chicken fingers." It's not something I would eat, but walleyes, a native fish, are very popular in Minnesota. The start of walleye fishing season, usually around May 10, is so big there, the Twins always request to be on the road that weekend, so as not to hurt attendance.

Being American, the Twins believe in ice cream, and lots of it. Being Midwestern, the Twins believe in beer, and lots of it. In their early days, the Twins heavily identified with Hamm's Brewery, which was headquartered in St. Paul. Hamm's has since been bought out by MillerCoors, although the brand is still sold in the Upper Midwest.

A recent Thrillist article on the best food at each MLB stadium mentions the Kramarczuk sausages, but dismisses them in favor of the indurrito, an "Indian burrito," available at Hot Spice at Section 120. What happens if you combine Minnesota cold with this hot Indian burrito? It reminds me of something the 1940s Brooklyn Dodger 2nd baseman Eddie Stanky said during his managing days: "If I stick one foot in an ice tray and the other food in a hot oven, according to a statistician, I should feel fine."

Team History Displays. An unfortunate part of the Twins' legacy is the fact that, when Washington Senators owner Clark Griffith, who would never have moved the team, died in 1955, his son Calvin Griffith wanted out of the increasingly-black D.C. At a Lions Club dinner in 1978, he freely admitted that he moved the Twins to Minnesota because the State was mostly white. So the Twins exist primarily because of racism – albeit that of just one man.

The Twins are now in their 2nd half-century of play, so they certainly have some history. They have banners representing their titles atop the left field bleachers: Red with blue numbers for their 1987 and 1991 World Championships; white with red numbers for their 1965 American League Pennant; and white with blue numbers for their Division Championships (in the AL West in 1969 and 1970, and in the AL Central in 2002, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2009, 2010, 2019 and 2020). Only in 2017 have the Twins ever reached the Playoffs via the Wild Card.
No mention is made of the titles won as "the old Washington Senators": The 1924 World Championship and the 1925 and 1933 AL Pennants. Nor is any mention made of the American Association Pennants won by the Millers (1896, 1910, 1911, 1912, 1915, 1932, 1935, 1955, 1958 and 1959) and the Saints (1924 and 1948).

The Twins' retired numbers are shown in stanchions on the facing of the upper deck in left field: 3, Harmon Killebrew, 3rd base & 1st base, 1961-74; 6, Tony Oliva, right field, 1962-76 and serving the club in several capacities since; 7, Joe Mauer, catcher 2004-18; 10, Tom Kelly, 1st baseman 1975, manager 1986-2001; 14, Kent Hrbek, 1st base, 1981-94; 28, Bert Blyleven, pitcher, 1970-76 and 1985-88; 29, Rod Carew, 2nd base and 1st base, 1967-78; and 34, Kirby Puckett, center field, 1984-95 -- plus Jackie Robinson's universally-retired 42.

On July 16, the Twins will add the 36 of Jim Kaat, pitcher, who reached the team with the Senators in 1959, and stayed in Minnesota 1961-73, remaining in the majors until 1983, including parts of 1979 and 1980 with the Yankees. He won a Pennant with the Twins in 1965; Division titles with the Twins in 1969 and '70, and with the Philadelphia Phillies in 1976, '77 and '78; and finally won a World Series with the St. Louis Cardinals in 1982, at age 43.

"Kitty" was the last active player who had played for the "Old Senators," and the last active player who had appeared in the 1950s. He became a longtime broadcaster, including with the Yankees in 1986 and '87, and again from from 1995 to 2006. He could have been elected to the Hall of Fame as either a player or a broadcaster.

He has finally been elected, as a player, and so the Twins are now honoring him with the retirement of his number. Oliva has also finally been elected, joining Killebrew, Carew, Blyleven and Puckett.

Oddly, the numbers are listed in order of their retirement from right to left, as opposed to left to right (or numerically), so that, from left to right, they read: 42, 7, 10, 28, 34, 14, 6, 29, 3. Killebrew (who died in 2011), Oliva, Carew, Hrbek, and Kirby Puckett Jr., standing in for his father, threw out the ceremonial first balls for the first game at the new park on April 12, 2010.
The retired numbers, shown shortly after Killebrew's death,
with his Number 3 covered with a black ribbon

As stated, the Twins' team Hall of Fame is outside the park at Gate 29, with the statues. The 33 members are:

* From the 1965-70 teams: Killebrew, Oliva, Carew, catcher Earl Battey, shortstop Zoilo Versalles, left fielder Bob Allison, center fielder César Tovar, and pitchers Camilo Pascual, Jim Kaat and Jim Perry.

* From the 1987 & '91 teams: Kelly, Blyleven, Hrbek, Puckett, shortstop Greg Gagne, 3rd baseman Gary Gaetti, left fielder Dan Gladden, pitchers Frank Viola and Rick Aguilera; and general manager Andy MacPhail.

* From the 2000s: Pitchers Johan Santana, Brad Radke, Eddie Guardado and Joe Nathan; 1st baseman Justin Morneau; outfielders Torii Hunter and Michael Cuddyer; and manager Ron Gardenhire.

* Spanning the eras: Founding owner Calvin Griffith, original team executive George Brophy, broadcasters Herb Carneal (who is in the Baseball Hall of Fame) and John Gordon, owner Carl Pohlad, minor-league director Jim Rantz, media relations director Tom Mee, public address announcer Bob Casey, and team president Jerry Bell.

No mention is made of Millers legends Joe Cantillon, Joe Hauser, Ted Williams, Willie Mays, Monte Irvin, Ray Dandridge, Hoyt Wilhelm, Orlando Cepeda, Felipe Alou and Carl Yastrzemski. (The Millers were a Red Sox farm team, then the Giants, then the Red Sox again.) Or of Saints legends Duke Snider and Roy Campanella. (The Saints were a Dodger farm team.)

Or of men who actually played for this franchise as the Washington Senators, aside from those who moved with the team and were members of the 1965 Pennant winners.

In 1933, the 1st All-Star Game was held. There were 2 players from the Senators/future Twins selected: Shortstop Joe Cronin and pitcher Alvin Crowder, nicknamed "General" after memories of Enoch Crowder, the U.S. Army General who ran the military draft in World War I.

In 1999, Killebrew, Carew and Puckett were named to The Sporting News' 100 Greatest Baseball Players. In 2006, Twins fans chose Puckett for the DHL Hometown Heroes poll. In 2022, ESPN named its 100 Greatest Baseball Players. Among players who played significant time for the Twins, Killebrew was ranked 70th, and Carew 75th.

With the Milwaukee Brewers having switched to the National League, ending the baseball version of the Minnesota-Wisconsin rivalry that gets rough in pro football, and especially in college sports in general (not really in basketball, and not in hockey because Milwaukee doesn't have an NHL team), it's hard to say who the Twins' biggest rivals are. Maybe, because of distance, the Chicago White Sox. The Twins lead their all-time series with the Brewers 251-234, and lead the one with the White Sox 502-456. (This does not count the Twins' record as the 1901-60 version of the Washington Senators against the White Sox.)

Stuff. The Majestic Twins Clubhouse Store is located next to Gate 29. The usual items that can be found at a souvenir store can be found there.

Books about the Twins are not exactly well-known. The staff of the Star-Tribune put together Minnesota Twins: The Complete Illustrated History in 2010, to coincide with moving into the new ballpark. Stew Thornley published Minnesota Twins Baseball: Hardball History on the Prairie in 2014.

Cool of the Evening: The 1965 Minnesota Twins is Jim Thielman's look at Minnesota's 1st major league Pennant winner. Bill Gutman, Dave Weiner and Tony Seidl wrote From Worst to First! The Improbable 1991 Seasons of the Atlanta Braves and the Minnesota Twins.

There is, as yet, no Essential Games of the Minnesota Twins, or of either Metropolitan Stadium or the Metrodome. But the official 1987 and 1991 World Series highlight film packages are available.

During the Game. A recent Thrillist article on "Baseball's Most Intolerable Fans" listed Twins fans as 22nd -- meaning 10th most tolerable. It calls Twins fans "a model of the on-the-surface Midwestern affability mixed with deeply buried resentments that permeates so much of the local culture." It calls the unlamented Metrodome "a cold and unfeeling dome," and Target Field "generally pretty nice but ultimately uninteresting -- hey, another good metaphor for Twins fans!"

This is a bit harsh, but, essentially, true. Because of their Midwest/Heartland image, Twins fans like a "family atmosphere." Therefore, while they don't especially like the Yankees, they will not directly antagonize you. You'll probably be all right if you don't say anything unkind about Killebrew or Puckett, especially now that they're both dead.

I would also advise against saying anything complimentary about the Green Bay Packers, the University of Wisconsin, the Dallas Stars (the hockey team that used to be the Minnesota North Stars) or Norm Green (the owner who moved them).

Tuesday is the only game in this series that will feature a promotion, but it will feature 2: It's Prince T-Shirt Night (the shirt is purple, in honor of the Minneapolis-born-and-based music legend, even though that's a Vikings color, not a Twins color), and Dollar-a-Dog Night (hot dogs, not your pet being let into the ballpark for $1.00). 

The Twins' mascot is TC Bear -- TC for Twin Cities, and it's probably a bear in honor of that once-familiar Minnesota mascot/TV pitchanimal, the Hamm's Bear.
Stephanie Varone is the Twins' regular National Anthem singer, as she is for the Vikings, Timberwolves and Minnesota United, but not the Wild. They have a theme song, "We're Gonna Win, Twins!" After every Twins home run, they play "Let's Go Crazy," and were doing so even before the recent death of Minneapolis native Prince. Their postgame victory song is "It's a Beautiful Day" by U2.

They still sell the Homer Hankies made famous during their 1987 postseason run. They did not, however, originate the idea: In 1977, the Cleveland Indians, desperate for attendance, held "Hate the Yankees Hanky Night."

The Twins have "The Race at Target Field." It's a takeoff on the Milwaukee Brewers' Sausage Race, with 5 Minnesota-inspired characters: Louie the Loon (a bird, not a crazy man), Wanda the Walleye (a fish), Babe the Blue Ox (from the legend of Paul Bunyan), Skeeta the Mosquito (apparently they got him in a trade with the Houston Astros), and Bullseye the Dog (the mascot of Target, and apparently a descendant of former Bud Light pitchdog Spuds Mackenzie). But no revival of the Hamm's Bear.

If a Twins player hits a home run, an image of Bullseye on the scoreboard will wag his tail.

After the Game. Being wedged in between a freeway and an industrial park means that Target Field isn't really in any neighborhood, much less a bad one. The good news is, this means your safety is not going to be an issue.

But you won't have to go far to get a postgame meal, or just a pint: O'Donovan's Irish Pub is right across the street, at 700 1st Avenue North at 7th St. During football season, it has been known to cater to New York Giants fans.

Another restaurant that may be of interest to New York baseball fans is Charley's Grill. It was popular among visiting players from other American Association cities when they came to play the Millers and the Saints. Legend has it that, when the Yankees gathered for spring training in 1961, they were trying to figure out which restaurants in the new American League cities were good, and someone who'd recently played for the Denver Bears mentioned Charley's. But Yogi Berra, who'd gone there when the Yanks' top farm team was the Kansas City Blues, said, "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

(That Yogi said the line is almost certainly true, but the restaurant in question was almost certainly Ruggiero's, a place in his native St. Louis at which he and his neighbor Joe Garagiola waited tables as teenagers.)

Well, no one goes there anymore. There is still a restaurant in its space at the Depot Renaissance Minneapolis Hotel, but it's now called Milwaukee Road. Downtown, at 225 3rd Avenue South at 2nd Street.

The most famous Minnesota sports bar, Stub & Herb's, has been parked on the University of Minnesota campus at 227 SE Oak Street, on the corner of Washington, since 1939, when UM football was not only good, but great. Stadium Village on light rail.

If you visit Minnesota during the European soccer season, Brit's Pub is at 1110 Nicollet Mall, and may also be to your liking.

Sidelights. On November 30, 2018, Thrillist published a list of "America's 25 Most Fun Cities," and Minneapolis came in 23rd. Minnesota's sports history is long, but very uneven. Teams have been born, moved in, moved around, and even moved out. But there are some local sites worth checking out.

* U.S. Bank Stadium and site of the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome. Home of the Twins from 1982 to 2009, the University of Minnesota football team from 1982 to 2008, the NFL's Vikings from 1982 to 2013, and the NBA's Timberwolves in their debut season of 1989-90, it was named for the State's favorite son, Mayor of Minneapolis (1945-48), U.S. Senator from Minnesota (1949-64 & 1971-78), Vice President of the United States (1965-69), and Democratic nominee for President (1968, he also ran in 1960 and 1972).
The Twins won the 1987 and 1991 World Series there – going 8-0 in World Series games in the Dome, and 0-6 in Series games outside of it. The Vikings, on the other hand, were just 6-4 in home Playoff games while playing there – including an infamous overtime defeat in the 1998 NFC Championship Game after going 14-2 in the regular season.
From October 1991 to April 1992, the Metrodome hosted 3 major events: The World Series (Twins over Atlanta Braves), Super Bowl XXVI (Washington Redskins over Buffalo Bills), and the NCAA Final Four (Duke beating Michigan in the Final). It also hosted the Final Four in 2001 (Duke won that one, too, over Arizona).

But it was inadequate on multiple levels. It was bad for football (the great running back Billy Sims ended his career by landing on his knee on the artificial turf), and worse for baseball (the gray roof not only blotted out the sky, but made it hard to see fly balls). Billy Martin, whose 1st managing job was with the 1969 Twins, hated the place, and had the best word on it, though the awkward wording of it may have been inspired in part by his pal Yogi: "It's a shame a great guy like HHH had to be named after it."

A blizzard tore a hole in the roof in 2010, which brought the Vikings' desire to get out and build a new stadium to the front burner, and finally led to action. In May 2012, faced with the serious possibility of the Vikes moving if they didn't get a suitable stadium (Los Angeles, Las Vegas and San Antonio, in descending order of likelihood, had been rumored as locations), the Minnesota State legislature approved funding for a new stadium, to be built on the site of the Metrodome and on adjoining land.

The damn thing was demolished, and, in a piece of poetic justice, just as it was built and completed ahead of schedule and under budget, so did the demolition take place. The people of Minnesota seemed to be proud of its having been built on the cheap and on time, but it served its purpose, to keep the Twins and Vikings from moving for a generation, and now replacement stadiums are achieving the same purpose.

The Vikings played at TCF Bank Stadium in 2014 and '15, and moved into U.S. Bank Stadium last September. The Vikings continued the Minnesota-Wisconsin rivalry by beating the Green Bay Packers in its 1st regular season game.

It hosted Super Bowl LII in 2018 (Philadelphia Eagles over New England Patriots, and the 2019 Final Four (Virginia over Texas Tech). It will likely host both events again. It hosted Italian soccer giants AC Milan against English teams Chelsea in 2016 and Tottenham Hotspur in 2018 (losing to both), and a win by the U.S. women's national team over Switzerland in 2016. 900 South 5th Street at Centennial (Kirby Puckett) Place. Metrodome station on Light Rail.
* Mall of America and sites of Metropolitan Stadium and the Metropolitan Sports Center. In contrast to their performance at the Metrodome, the Vikings were far more successful at their 1st home, while the Twins were not -- in each case, playing there from 1961 to 1981.

The Vikings reached 4 Super Bowls while playing at The Met, while the Twins won Games 1, 2 and 6 of the 1965 World Series there, but lost Game 7 to the Los Angeles Dodgers on a shutout by Sandy Koufax. (So the Twins are 11-1 all-time in World Series home games, but 0-9 on the road.) The Vikings were far more formidable in their ice tray of a stadium, which had no protection from the sun, and nothing to block an Arctic blast of wind.
Metropolitan Stadium was a typical 1950s stadium:
Functional, but not interesting once the novelty wore off,
and too far from the city, designed for people with cars.

In fact, the Met had one deck along the 3rd base stands and in the right field bleachers, two decks from 1st base to right field and in the left field bleachers, and three decks behind home plate. Somebody once said the stadium looked like an Erector set that a kid was putting together, before his mother called him away to dinner, and he never finished it. At 45,919 seats, it had a capacity that was just fine for baseball; but at 48,446, it was too small for the NFL.

Prior to the 1961 arrivals of the Twins and Vikings, the Met hosted the Minneapolis Millers from 1956 to 1960, and 5 NFL games over the same stretch, including 4 "home games" for the Packers. Viking fans may be sickened over that, but at least University of Minnesota fans can take heart in the University of Wisconsin never having played there.

The experiments worked: The Met, built equidistant from the downtowns of Minneapolis and St. Paul, in the southern suburb of Bloomington, was awarded the MLB and NFL teams, and Midway Stadium, built in 1957 as the new home of the St. Paul Saints (at 1000 N. Snelling Avenue in the city of St. Paul, also roughly equidistant from the 2 downtowns), struck out, and was used as a practice field by the Vikings before being demolished in 1981.
Midway Stadium was also a typical 1950s stadium.

The NHL's Minnesota North Stars played at the adjoining Metropolitan Sports Center (or Met Center) from 1967 to 1993, before they were moved to become the Dallas Stars by owner Norm Green, earning him the nickname Norm Greed. The Stars reached the Stanley Cup Finals in 1981 and 1991, but never won the Cup until 1999 when they were in Dallas. Larry Holmes successfully defended the Heavyweight Championship of the World at the Met Center on July 7, 1980, knocking out Minnesota native Scott LeDoux.

The Beatles played at Metropolitan Stadium on August 21, 1965 -- making it 1 only 3 facilities to host an All-Star Game, a Finals and a Beatles concert in the same year. (The others were the Boston Garden and Maple Leaf Gardens in 1964.) Elvis Presley sang at the Met Center on November 5, 1971 and October 17, 1976.

The Mall of America opened on the site of the stadium in 1992, and remains the largest shopping mall in the United States. An IKEA was built on the site of the Met Center. 8000 Cedar Avenue South, at 80th Street -- near the airport, although legends of planes being an issue, as with Shea Stadium and Citi Field, seem to be absent. A street named Killebrew Drive, and the original location of home plate, have been preserved. A 45-minute ride on the Number 55 light rail (MOA station), which, unfortunately, didn't open until after the stadium and the arena were gone.

* Site of Nicollet Park. Home of the Millers from 1912 to 1955, it was one of the most historic minor-league parks, home to Ted Williams and Willie Mays before they reached the majors. With the Met nearing completion, its last game was Game 7 of the 1955 Junior World Series, in which the Millers beat the International League Champion Rochester Red Wings.

A few early NFL games were played there in the 1920s, including home games by a team known as the Minneapolis Marines and the Minneapolis Red Jackets. A bank is now on the site. Nicollet and Blaisdell Avenues, 30th and 31st Streets. Number 465 bus.
* Site of Lexington Park. Home of the Saints from 1897 to 1956, it wasn't nearly as well regarded, although it did close with a Saints win over the arch-rival Millers. The site is now occupied by retail outlets. Lexington Parkway, University Avenue, Fuller & Dunlap Streets.
* Xcel Energy Center and site of the St. Paul Civic Center. Home of the NHL's Minnesota Wild since their debut in 2000, and site of the 2008 Republican Convention that nominated John McCain for President and, yes, Sarah Palin for Vice President. (The GOP met in Minneapolis in 1892, renominating President Benjamin Harrison at the Industrial Exposition Building at 101 Central Avenue SE. It was torn down in 1940, and condos are on the site now.)

The Three Tenors -- Luciano Pavarotti, Placido Domingo and José Carreras -- sang at the Xcel Center on December 16, 2002. The place is a veritable home and hall of fame for hockey in Minnesota, the most hockey-mad State in the Union, including the State high school championships that were previously held at the Civic Center.

That building was the home of the Minnesota Fighting Saints of the World Hockey Association from 1973 to 1977. The Fighting Saints had played their first few home games, in late 1972, at the St. Paul Auditorium.

The Civic Center hosted the Frozen Four in 1989, 1991 and 1994. The Xcel has hosted it in 2002 and 2011, and will again in 2018. It hosted the Big Ten Hockey Tournament in 2014 and 2016.

Elvis sang at the Civic Center on October 2 and 3, 1974, and April 30, 1977. The Civic Center is also where Bruce Springsteen and Courteney Cox filmed the video for Bruce's song "Dancing In the Dark."

199 W. Kellogg Blvd., at W. 7th Street, in downtown St. Paul, about 9 miles from downtown Minneapolis. The Number 94 bus goes straight there from downtown Minneapolis, in about 25 minutes. The Green Line light rail goes from Nicollet Mall to St. Paul Central Station. From there, it's a 15-minute walk to the arena. Total travel time: About 40 minutes.
The arena is the westernmost part of the RiverCentre complex, which includes the Roy Wilkins Auditorium, the Saint Paul RiverCentre and the Ordway Center for the Performing Arts. The Wilkins, formerly the St. Paul Auditorium, was built in 1932. On May 13, 1956, early in his career, Elvis Presley sang there in the afternoon, and at the Minneapolis Auditorium in the evening.

* Target Center. Separated from Target Field by I-394 and 2nd Avenue, this arena has been home to the NBA's Minnesota Timberwolves since 1990, after they played their debut season at the Metrodome.
The T-Wolves have only made the Western Conference Finals once, and are probably best known as the team Kevin Garnett and GM (and Minnesota native) Kevin McHale couldn't get over the hump, before Garnett went to McHale's former team, the Boston Celtics. The Minnesota Lynx also play here, and have won the WNBA Championship in 2011, 2013 and 2015. 600 N. 1st Avenue at 6th Street.

* Site of Minneapolis Auditorium. Built in 1927, from 1947 to 1960 this was the home of the Minneapolis Lakers – and, as Minnesota is "the Land of 10,000 Lakes" (11,842, to be exact), now you know why a team in Los Angeles is named the Lakers. (The old Utah Jazz coach Frank Layden said his team and the Lakers should switch names, due to L.A.'s "West Coast jazz" scene and the Great Salt Lake: "Los Angeles Jazz" and "Utah Lakers" would both make more sense than their current names.)
The Lakers won the National Basketball League Championship in 1948, then moved into the NBA and won the Championship in 1949, 1950, 1952, 1953 and 1954. In fact, until the Celtics overtook them in 1963, the Minneapolis Lakers were the most successful team in NBA history, and have still won more World Championships than all the other Minnesota major league teams combined: Lakers 5, Twins 2, the rest a total of 0. (Unless you count the Lynx, who make it Lakers 5, everybody else 5.)

They were led by their enormous (for the time, 6-foot-10, 270-pound) center, the bespectacled (that's right, he wore glasses, not goggles, on the court) Number 99, George Mikan. The arrival of the 24-second shot clock for the 1954-55 season pretty much ended their run, although rookie Elgin Baylor did help them reach the Finals again in 1959.

Elvis sang there early in his career, on May 13, 1956. The Auditorium was demolished in 1989, and the Minneapolis Convention Center was built on the site. 1301 2nd Ave. South, at 12th Street. Within walking distance of Target Field, Target Center and the Metrodome.

* Minneapolis Armory. Built in 1936 for the Minnesota National Guard, the Lakers used it as their home court part-time throughout their Minneapolis tenure, and full-time in their final season in Minneapolis, 1959-60. Ironically, the owner of the Lakers who moved them to Los Angeles was Bob Short – who later moved the "new" Washington Senators, the team established to replace the team that moved to become the Twins.

It was later the video-filming site for Minneapolis native Prince's "1999" and Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing." It's been kept standing as an indoor parking lot. 500 6th Street, downtown.

* Minnesota United. Originally NSC Minnesota and then the Minnesota Stars, this team began play in 2010, and, except for the occasional game moved to the Metrodome for more seats, played its home games at a 10,000-seat stadium at the National Sports Center in Blaine, about 15 miles north of downtown Minneapolis. 1700 105th Avenue NE at Davenport Street NE. Hard to reach by public transportation: You'll need at least 2 buses, and to then walk a mile and a half.

The team was promoted from the new North American Soccer League to Major League Soccer, and began play this season, at U.S. Bank Stadium, and will play the 2018 season there as well. For the 2019 season, they hope to open their 19,916-seat soccer-specific stadium, Allianz Field, in St. Paul, at about 400 N. Snelling Avenue, at the intersection of St. Anthony Avenue, just off I-94/U.S. 12/U.S. 52, about a mile and a half south of the site of old Midway Stadium. Green Line light rail to Snelling Avenue.

* University of Minnesota. TCF Bank Stadium, the new home of the University of Minnesota football team, opened in 2009. It was designed to resemble a classic 1920s college football stadium, with a reddish-brown brick exterior and a horseshoe shape, much like the 56,000-seat Memorial Stadium, where the Golden Gophers played from 1924 to 1981, before the Metrodome was built. In 2021, it was renamed Huntington Bank Stadium.

Its capacity of 50,805 makes it the 2nd-smallest stadium in the Big Ten, ahead of only Northwestern's Ryan Field, but the Gophers' lack of success over the last 40 years or so has been overcome: They have regularly filled it.

Before moving in for the 2014 and '15 seasons, the Vikings played a home game there in 2010, following a snow-caused collapse of the Metrodome roof. The Vikings lost to the Chicago Bears, and it turned out to be Brett Favre's last NFL game. The Vikings played a home game at "Old Memorial" in 1969, due to the Twins making the Playoffs that season, and having scheduling dibs on Metropolitan Stadium.

TCF Bank Stadium has also hosted an outdoor game for UM hockey, and on February 21, 2016, it played host to a 6-1 win by the Wild over the Chicago Blackhawks. It hosted a match between soccer teams Manchester City of England and Olympiacos of Athens, Greece.

The new stadium is at 2009 University Avenue SE, at 420 SE 23rd Avenue. Stadium Village stop on the light rail Green Line.

"Old Memorial" was a block away from where the new stadium now stands, on Walnut Street between University Avenue and Beacon Street. The Vikings played a home game there in 1969 due to the Twins making the Playoffs that season and having dibs on Metropolitan Stadium. The McNamara Alumni Center now stands on the site, and the arched entrance to Memorial has been preserved and stands inside.

The Gophers play their basketball games at Williams Arena, a classic old barn built in 1928, across Oak Street from the open west end of TCF Bank Stadium. It hosted the NCAA basketball championship, the Final Four, in 1951; and the hockey equivalent, the Frozen Four, in 1958 and 1966.

Across 4th Street from Williams is Mariucci Arena, home of the hockey team that has won National Championships in 1974, '76, '79, 2002 and '03. Named for John Mariucci, a member of the Chicago Blackhawks' 1938 Stanley Cup winners who coached the Gophers, the arena was built in 1993, after the team previously played hockey at Williams.

Legend has it that 4th Street is the "Positively 4th Street" used as the title of a song by former UM student Robert Zimmerman, a.k.a. Bob Dylan, although, as is often the case with Dylan songs, there is no mention of the title in the songs. Whether the "friend" who's "got a lot of nerve" was a fellow UM student, I don't know. It's also been suggested that the 4th Street in question is the one in New York's Greenwich Village.

* Duluth. Minnesota's largest city outside the Twin Cities region is 155 miles to the northeast, at the western edge of Lake Superior. It was home to the State's 1st NFL team. They played the 1923, '24 and '25 team as the Duluth Kelleys, because they were sponsored by the Kelley-Duluth Hardware Store. They played the 1926 and '27 season as the Duluth Eskimos, and featured Hall-of-Famers Ernie Nevers and John "Johnny Blood" McNally.

They played at Athletic Park, which opened in 1903 and served as home of the minor-league Duluth White Sox from 1903 to 1916, and the Duluth Dukes from 1934 to 1940. It seated 6,000, and was replaced by the 4,2000-seat Wade Stadium on the same site in 1941. That was home to the Dukes until 1970, to a new Duluth-Superior Dukes from 1993 to 2002, and to the Duluth Huskies since 2003. In their various leagues, the Dukes/Huskies won Pennants in 1937, 1956, 1961, 1963, 1969, 1970 and 1997. 101 N. 35th Avenue West, about 3 miles southwest of downtown.

The 6,764-seat Duluth Entertainment Center hosted the hockey team at the University of Minnesota at Duluth from 1966 to 2010, one of the better hockey programs (if not as accomplished as their cousins down in Minneapolis). It also hosted the Frozen Four in 1968 and 1981, and Elvis on October 16, 1976 and April 29, 1977. The 6,726-seat Amsoil Arena -- smaller, but much more convenient -- was built next-door in 2010, and UMD moved in. Both are downtown and have an address of 350 Harbor Drive.

* Museums. The Twin Cities are very artsy, and have their share of museums, including one of the five most-visited modern art museums in the country, the Walker Art Center, at 1750 Hennepin Avenue. Number 4, 6, 12 or 25 bus. The Minneapolis Institute of Arts is at 2400 3rd Avenue South. Number 17 bus, then walk 2 blocks east on 24th Street. The Science Museum of Minnesota is at 120 W. Kellogg Blvd. in St. Paul, across from the Xcel Center.

Fort Snelling, originally Fort Saint Anthony, was established by the U.S. Army in 1819, where the Mississippi and Minnesota rivers meet, to guard the Upper Midwest. It served as an Army post until World War II. It is now a museum, with historical demonstrations based on its entire history, from the post-War of 1812 period to the Civil War, from the Indian Wars to the World Wars. 101 Lakeview Avenue in St. Paul, across from the airport. An hour's ride on the Blue light rail.

Minnesota is famous for Presidential candidates that don't win. Governor Harold Stassen failed to get the Republican nomination in 1948, and then ran several more times, becoming, pardon the choice of words, a running joke. Senator Eugene McCarthy opposed Lyndon B. Johnson in the Democratic Primaries in 1968, but lost his momentum when Robert Kennedy got into the race and LBJ got out, then ran in 1976 as a 3rd-party candidate and got 1 percent of the popular vote.

Vice President Walter Mondale was the Democratic nominee in 1984, losing every State but
Minnesota in his loss to Ronald Reagan. In the 2012 election cycle, the moderate former Governor Tim Pawlenty and the completely batty Congresswoman Michele Bachmann ran, and neither got anywhere.

Most notable is Hubert Horatio Humphrey. Elected Mayor of Minneapolis in 1945 and 1947, he became known for fighting organized crime, which put a price on his head, a price it was unable to pay off. In 1948, while running for the U.S. Senate, he gave a speech at the Democratic Convention, supporting a civil rights plank in the party platform, a movement which culminated in his guiding the Civil Rights Act of 1964 through the Senate as Majority Whip.

He ran for the Democratic nomination for President in 1960, but lost to John F. Kennedy, then was elected LBJ's Vice President in 1964. He won the nomination in 1968, but lost to Richard Nixon by a hair. He returned to the Senate in 1970, and ran for President again in 1972, but lost the nomination to George McGovern. He might have run again in 1976 had his health not failed, as cancer killed him in 1978 at age 66. His wife Muriel briefly held his Senate seat.

Not having been President (he's come closer than any other Minnesotan ever has), he has no Presidential Library, but there is the Hubert H. Humphrey School of Public Affairs at the University of Minnesota, 301 19th Avenue South, only a short walk from the Dome that would be named for him. Hubert and Muriel are laid to rest in Lakewood Cemetery, 3600 Hennepin Avenue. Number 6 bus.

The tallest building in Minnesota is the IDS Center, at 80 South 8th Street at Marquette Avenue, rising 792 feet high. The Foshay Tower, at 821 Marquette Avenue, was the previous tallest, from 1929 to 1973, 447 feet. The tallest in the State outside Minneapolis is Wells Fargo Place, at 30 East 7th Street at Cedar Street in St. Paul, 472 feet.

Nicollet Mall is a pedestrians-only shopping center that stretches from 2nd to 13th Streets downtown. At 7th Street, in front of Macy's, in roughly the same location that Mary Tyler Moore as Mary Richards threw her hat in the air in the opening to The Mary Tyler Moore Show, is a statue of "Mare" doing that. However, the show had no location shots in Minneapolis.
The dedication: Bronze Mary at left, Real Mary at right

Mary's statue was the 1st in a series commissioned by TV Land that now includes Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners outside Port Authority Bus Terminal, Henry Winkler in Happy Days (a statue known as the Bronze Fonz) in Milwaukee, Bob Newhart as Bob Hartley in The Bob Newhart Show in Chicago, Andy Griffith and Ron Howard as Andy and Opie Taylor in The Andy Griffith Show in Raleigh, Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha Stephens in the "witch city" of Salem, Massachusetts (even though Bewitched was set in Westport, Connecticut), and Elvis Presley outside the Blaisdell Center in Honolulu where he played the concert for his 1973 TV special.

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, Little House On the Prairie and Orphan Black were set in Minnesota, although not shot there. The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle was set in the fictional town of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota. Of course, being animated, it had no location shots.

The sitcom Coach, which aired on ABC from 1989 to 1996, was set at Minnesota State University. At the time, there was not a real college with that name. But in 1999, Mankato State University was renamed Minnesota State University, Mankato; and in 2000, Moorhead State University became Minnesota State University, Moorhead.

The University of Minnesota was originally a model for the school on the show, but withdrew its support: Although some game action clearly shows the maroon and gold of the Golden Gophers, the uniforms shown in most scenes were light purple and gold. In one Season 1 episode, the Gophers are specifically mentioned as one of the Screaming Eagles' opponents, suggesting that Minnesota State might have been in the Big Ten.

Show creator Barry Kemp is a graduate of the University of Iowa -- like Wisconsin, a major rival of the Gophers -- and most of the exterior shots you see of the campus were filmed there. In addition, the main character, Hayden Fox, was named after then-Iowa coach Hayden Fry. No scenes were actually shot in Minnesota, not even Hayden's oft-snowy lake house.

Movies filmed in Minnesota include the baseball films Little Big League and Major League: Back to the Minors, the George Clooney 1920s football film Leatherheads, The Bishop's Wife (1947, later remade as The Preacher's Wife), Airport (the 1970 film that helped inspire the decade's disaster film craze), the Western The Great Northfield, Minnesota Raid, the Grumpy Old Men movies, Kevin Smith's Mallrats, Juno, and, most memorably due to its use of the Minnesota accent, the Coen Brothers' Fargo (which now has a TV version shot there).

St. Paul is the capital of the State of Minnesota. The Capitol Building is at University Avenue and Capital Blvd. It's a half-hour ride from downtown on the Number 94 bus (named because most of its route is on I-94).

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Bob Wood, a native of Kalamazoo, Michigan, and a graduate of Michigan State University, wrote a pair of sports travel guides: Dodger Dogs to Fenway Franks, about his 1985 trip to all 26 stadiums then in MLB; and Big Ten Country, about his 1988 trip to all the Big Ten campuses and stadiums. (Penn State, Nebraska, and soon-to-be members Rutgers and Maryland were not yet in the league).

The Metrodome was the only stadium that featured in both books, although if either were updated to reflect current reality, it would feature in neither. In Big Ten Country, Wood said, "Now, don't get me wrong. It's not that I don't like Minneapolis. How can you not like Minneapolis?... No, Minneapolis is lovely. It's the Metrodome that sucks!"

Thankfully, the Twins now play at Target Field, and, from what I understand, Minneapolis and St. Paul are still terrific cities, including for sports. A Yankee Fan should definitely take in a Yankees-Twins game there. 

Sunday, March 13, 2022

How to Be a Devils Fan In Edmonton -- 2022 Edition

The New Jersey Devils continue their Western roadtrip this coming Saturday afternoon, March 19, against the Edmonton Oilers. Although they've reached the Stanley Cup Finals just once since 1990, the Oilers will forever be remembered in the New York Tri-State Area for being 3 things:

1. The team from whom several members of the New York Rangers' 1994 Cup team came.
2. The team that ended the New York Islanders' dynasty in 1984.
3. The team that Wayne Gretzky led to a 13-4 pounding over us in Edmonton on November 19, 1983, in the Devils' 2nd season, and pounded us 13-4, and Gretzky then called us "a Mickey Mouse operation." (This, from a guy who hadn't won a Stanley Cup yet. True, he then won 4 in 5 years, but since 1988, as player, coach and owner, the total is Devils 3, Gretzky 0.)

Before You Go. At 53 degrees, 32 minutes North latitude, the Oilers have the northernmost venue in North America's 4 major sports leagues (unless you count the Canadian Football League, in which case the Edmonton Eskimos' Commonwealth Stadium is slightly further north). And this is mid-March, so, even though it's the end of Winter, it could still be very cold.

The Edmonton Sun is predicting that weekend temperatures will be in the low 40s in daylight and the low 30s at night. That's not that bad. And no snow is predicted.

This is Canada, so you will need your passport. You will need to change your money. At this writing, C$1.00 = US 78 cents, and US$1.00 = C$1.29. And I advise you to call your bank and let them know that you will be in a foreign country, so they won't see credit or debit card purchases from a foreign country pop up and think your card has been stolen.

Also, remember that they use the metric system. A speed limit of 100 kilometers per hour means 62 miles an hour. And don't be fooled by the seemingly low gas prices: That's per liter, not per gallon, and, in spite of Canada being a major oil-producing nation, you'll actually be paying more for gas up there. So, in order to avoid both confusion and "sticker-shock," get your car filled up before you reach the border.

Edmonton is in the Mountain Time Zone, so they are 2 hours behind New York and New Jersey. Adjust your timepieces accordingly.

Tickets. The Oilers averaged 17,548 fans per home game in 2019-20, the last pre-COVID season, about 94 percent of capacity. The novelty of their new arena has worn off. But tickets might still be tough to get. You might expect this from not just a Canadian city, but perhaps the most hockey-mad city west of Toronto (and, yes, I'm including Detroit, America's "Hockeytown"). This is the hometown of Mark Messier and Ken Daneyko.

Oilers tickets are expensive. Seats in the lower level, the 100 sections, are $333 between the goals and $185 behind them. In the upper level, the 200 sections, they're $146 and $113. And since that comes from ticketmaster.ca, that's in Canadian dollars, so they're probably a little less expensive to us than that.

Getting There. It's 2,425 miles from Times Square to downtown Edmonton (341 miles from the closest border crossing, at Babb, Montana), and 2,423 miles from the Prudential Center in Newark to Rogers Place. Naturally, your first thought would be to fly. So flying is easily the best way to get there.

You can fly Air Canada from Newark to Edmonton and back, changing planes in Toronto, but it'll cost you $1,212. Don't even bother trying any American airline, because it'll be even more than that. If you absolutely must visit all 32 NHL teams, and you haven't yet crossed Edmonton off your list, this might not be the time to go.

Taking Greyhound is out: For whatever reason, Greyhound is not providing service to Edmonton this week. If they were, the Greyhound station is at 11041 105th Avenue NW at 111th Street.

The train might not be a good idea, because the Toronto-to-Vancouver train runs every other day. This means you would have to leave New York on Monday morning, spend a night in Toronto, catch the westbound train at 9:45 AM on Tuesday, and arrive in Edmonton at 8:50 PM local time on Thursday, a whopping 70 hours before puck-drop. You wouldn't be able to leave until 2:00 PM on Sunday, arriving back in Toronto the following Tuesday morning, and then you'd have to stay another night in Toronto before leaving for New York on Wednesday morning and arriving on Wednesday night.

The round-trip fare from New York to Toronto is US$260, and from Toronto to Edmonton C$650. In total, in U.S. money, is $754. At any rate, the Edmonton station for VIA Rail Canada is at 12360 121st Street NW.

Would driving be better? You tell me: You'll need to get into New Jersey, and take Interstate 80 West. You'll be on I-80 for the vast majority of the trip, through New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Ohio. In Ohio, in the western suburbs of Cleveland, I-80 will merge with Interstate 90. From this point onward, you won't need to think about I-80 until you head home; I-90 is now the key, through the rest of Ohio and Indiana.

Just outside Chicago, I-80 will split off from I-90, which you will keep, until it merges with Interstate 94. For the moment, though, you will ignore I-94. Stay on I-90 through Illinois, until reaching Madison, Wisconsin, where you will once again merge with I-94. Now, I-94 is what you want, taking it into Minnesota and the Twin Cities.

However, unless you want to make a rest stop actually in Minneapolis or St. Paul, you're going to bypass them entirely. Take Exit 249 to get on Interstate 694, the Twin Cities' beltway, until you merge with Interstate 494 to reform I-94. Crossing Minnesota into North Dakota, you'll take Exit 256 to U.S. Route 52 West, and take that up to the Canadian border.

Presuming you don't do anything stupid that makes Customs officials keep you out of Canada, U.S. 52 will continue as Saskatchewan Provincial Route 39. At Weyburn, you'll turn right on Provincial Route 35. At Francis, you'll turn left on Provincial Route 33. At the Provincial Capital of Regina, you'll take the Trans-Canada Highway, which you'll take to Provincial Route 11. Stay on that after it becomes Provincial Route 16. At Saskatoon, follow the signs to stay on Route 16, and take that into Alberta, where it will remain Provincial Route 16. Take 101st St NW to 104th Ave NW, and the arena will be on your right.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and a half in New Jersey, 5 hours and 15 minutes in Pennsylvania, 4 hours in Ohio, 2 and a half hours in Indiana, an hour and a half in Illinois, 2 and a half hours in Wisconsin, 4 and a half hours in Minnesota, 6 hours in North Dakota, 13 and a half hours in Saskatchewan (believe it, it's over 800 miles), and 4 hours in Alberta. That's 45 hours and 15 minutes. Throw in rest stops, and we're talking closer to 62 hours -- 2 and a half days. You'd have to really love both driving and hockey, and not mind cold weather, to do that.

And, on October 14, 2016, President Obama finally ended the ban on bringing Cuban cigars into America. This also applies to rum, for which Cuba is also renowned. It is still considerably easier to buy these items in Canada than in America, but, now, you can bring them back over the border.

Once In the City. Located on the Saskatchewan River, Fort Edmonton, a fur-trading post, was founded in 1795, but not incorporated until 1892, making it the youngest city in all of North American major league sports. (The youngest of the U.S. cities with at least 2 teams is Phoenix, founded in 1881.) It is Alberta's Provincial capital.
Alberta Legislature Building

Named for a village in England's historic county of Middlesex (now a part of North London), the name meaning Eadhelm's Town, Alberta's capital and 2nd-largest city has over 1,060,000 people, but adding the suburbs only makes it 1.3 million -- a familiar pattern in Canada, except for its 3 biggest cities of Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver.

Edmonton has East-West numbered Avenues and North-South numbered Streets -- the exact opposite of Manhattan. Anthony Henday Drive (named for an English explorer of Western Canada, effectively Canada's "Lewis & Clark") divides the city into North and South. But while there are streets with NW and SW suffixes, there's no NE and SE.

And the Alberta Legislature Building, roughly the focal point of the city, is at 97th Avenue NW and 107th Street NW. Go figure. That's like if New York City had the same street grid, but City Hall were at the Willowbrook Mall in Wayne, New Jersey. (A town named after American Revolution hero General Anthony Wayne, not Wayne Gretzky.) Provincial Route 216 is the city's "beltway."

The sales tax in the Province of Alberta is 5 percent, and it doesn't go up in the City of Edmonton. The city has buses and light rail, and a single fare is $3.20 (which works out to about $2.50, so it's cheaper than New York's).
The drinking age in Alberta is 18. Postal Codes in the Province start with the letter T. The Area Code is 780, with 587 and 825 as overlays for the entire Province. Edmonton Electric runs the city's electricity. The city's population is about 65 percent white, 14 percent East Asian, 7 percent South Asian, 4 percent black, 3 percent Middle Eastern, 2 percent Native North American, and 2 percent Hispanic.

Going In. Rogers Place is at 10220 104th Avenue NW, at 103rd Street. The naming rights ties Canadian TV network Rogers Sportsnet, already with its name on Toronto's former SkyDome (Rogers Centre) and Vancouver's former General Motors Place (Rogers Arena) with AT&T for the most North American sports buildings with naming rights: 3.
It's already been nicknamed the "Rog Mahal."

It can be reached by light rail, at MacEwan Station, as it's adjacent to MacEwan University. So it's much more convenient than the old arena, beyond simply being newer and more comfortable. If you're driving in, parking will be C$15.

It is shared by the Oilers and their top farm team, the Edmonton Oil Kings of the Western Hockey League. The rink runs east-to-west. The Oilers attack twice toward the west goal. Until the new installation at the Devils' Prudential Center, this arena claimed the largest scoreboard in the NHL: 46 feet long by 46 feet wide by 36 feet high.
It opened on September 8, 2016, and has already hosted several concerts, mostly by country acts (oil-rich Alberta is sometimes known as Canada's Texas), but also hip-hop stars and rock legends. When the COVID pandemic interrupted the 2019-20 season, Edmonton became the "hub city" for the restructured Canadian Division Playoffs, and then for the Stanley Cup Finals.

Food. In 2010, the Northlands Coliseum, then known as Rexall Place -- kind of ironic for a place named after a drugstore chain -- was cited for multiple health code violations, making it the unhealthiest sports venue in Canada, and possibly in all of North America. (I guess the inspectors have never had the hot dogs at Robert F. Kennedy Stadium in Washington.)

But now, the Oilers are in Rogers Place, and they've got lots of good stuff, run by Aramark, the successor company to Harry M. Stevens. Unfortunately, while their arena website shows locations of concession stands, they don't get specific. But they offer the following:

Main Concourse
104 Avenue Food Company: Pulled Pork Burrito, Short Rib Taco, Yeg Nacho Grande (YEG is the airport code for Edmonton -- all Canadian airport codes start with Y).

Alberta Smoked: Brisket Sandwich, Pulled Pork Sandwich, The Stack (looks like brisket, onions, peppers and cole slaw, all on one sandwich). There's also an Alberta Smoked on the Upper Concourse.

Bobby Nick's Grill: Bobby Nick's Burger, Veggie Burger, Bavarian Pretzel, Garlic Fries, Chicken Tenders & Fries.

Ice Cafe: Hot Rum Buns (apparently, a cross between cinnamon rolls and rum cake).

Link 72: Bratwurst.

Molson Canadian Fan Deck: Roast Alberta Prime Rib Sandwich (includes pickles), Perogy Nachos (I'm glad they have pierogi -- like cannoli, it's plural without the S -- but I wish they'd spell it right).

Pizza 73: Pizza by the Slice, Chicken Tenders & Fries. There's also a Pizza 73 on the Upper Concourse.

Urban Curry: Butter Chicken and Chick Pea, Curry Navy Bean (comes with kale and garam masala).

Whyte Avenue Bistro: Bavarian Pretzel, Perogy Dog (a hot dog with shredded cheese and mini pierogi), Chicken Tenders & Fries.

Upper Concourse
Alberta Cuts: Roast Alberta Prime Rib Sandwich, Porchetta Sandwich.

Jasper Avenue Eatery: Bavarian Pretzel, Chicken Tenders & Fries.

Sticks: Red Thai Curry Chicken, Teriyaki Beef.

Whitemud Kitchen (doesn't sound too appetizing): Bavarian Pretzel, Potato Tottine (a variation on Quebec's contribution to indigestion, poutine, with tater tots instead of fries and the addition of green onions), Chicken Tenders & Fries.

Team History Displays. The Oilers have won 5 Stanley Cups, and reached the Stanley Cup Finals 7 times, winning in 1984, 1985, 1987, 1988 and 1990; and losing in 1983 and 2006. They've won the President's Trophy for best overall record in the regular season in 1984, 1986 and 1987, and 9 Division Championships: 1979 (the last season of the WHA), 1983, 1984, 1985, 1987, 1988, 1990, 1991 and 1992.

In addition to the 5 Stanley Cups, the Edmonton Oil Kings, now an Oilers farm team, have won the Memorial Cup, the championship of Canadian junior hockey, in 1963, 1966 and 2014.

The Cup win banners are white with black lettering, the Conference and Division title banners are orange with blue lettering, and the President's Trophy banners are blue with white lettering. The banners are arranged in chronological order, not by type and then by chronology. This makes for a weird color pattern, but it's 24 banners, which is a lot, considering they didn't win their 1st until 1979.
The Oilers have 9 retired number banners at the opposite end. They are arranged as follows: 3, WHA-era defenseman Al Hamilton; 99, center Wayne Gretzky; 17, right wing Jari Kurri; 31, goaltender Grant Fuhr; 7, defenseman Paul Coffey; 11, left wing Mark Messier; 9, right wing Glenn Anderson; 4, defenseman Kevin Lowe, 1979-92; and 3,542, for the number of games broadcast by Rod Phillips from 1973 until his retirement in 2011. Hamilton, an original 1972-73 Alberta Oiler (the name was changed to reflect the city instead of the Province after the 1st season), is the only one of their retired number honorees that was not involved with a Cup winner, and the only one not yet elected to the Hall.

They've also honored Glen Sather, general manager for all 5 Cups and head coach for the 1st 4 (John Muckler was head coach for 1990), with a banner featuring an image of 5 Cups. He was a defenseman for the Oilers in their WHA days and wore Number 6, but it has not been retired.
Photo taken before Lowe's 4 was retired.

Hamilton, Sather, Messier, Gretzky, Paul Shmyr, and the great goalie Jacques Plante, who closed his career with the Oilers, were named to the WHA's All-Time Team. Gretzky, Messier, Kurri, Coffey and Fuhr were named to The Hockey News' 100 Greatest Players in 1998; and all 5 of those were also named to the NHL's 100th Anniversary 100 Greatest Players in 2017.

Gretzky and Messier have received the Lester Patrick Trophy for contributions to hockey in America. Gretzky has been named to Canada's Walk of Fame, although no other Oiler has -- not even Messier. Gretzky and Kurri have been elected to the International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF) Hall of Fame.

A statue of Gretzky holding up the Stanley Cup is outside the arena. The highway to the east of the Northlands Coliseum, named Fort Road outside of the arena's vicinity, is Wayne Gretzky Drive.
The Battle of Alberta with the Flames is as intense as any in the NHL. It's close, but the Flames lead it, 138-129-18. They've faced each other in 5 Playoff series, all during the Wayne Gretzky era in Edmonton, and the Oilers won 4 of them: In 1983, 1984, 1988 and 1991.

The only Flames win came in the 1986 Smythe Division Final, when an own goal by Oiler defenseman Steve Smith led to the Flames winning in Game 7. Either the Oilers or the Flames won the NHL Clarence Campbell Conference (analogous to the current NHL Western Conference) every season from 1983 to 1990.

Stuff. As with their previous arena, the arena website makes no mention of where in the building a team store might be. They say only this:

Rogers Place has conveniently located retail locations throughout the venue. All retail locations offer a wide variety of licensed products for every Edmonton Oilers and Oil Kings game. For concerts and other events, please see the nearest Guest Services Centre for all event-specific merchandise locations.

You would think that, having had "the greatest player in hockey history" (he wasn't: Both Gordie Howe and Bobby Orr were greater than Gretzky), there'd be a lot of books about the Oilers, especially in their glory years. Not really. No wonder Number 99 left for Hollywood: It was all about him, not the great team around him that, lest we forget, won a Cup without him in 1990 (although not since). K. Michael Gaschnitz published the not-particularly-imaginatively-titled book The Edmonton Oilers in 2003.

There is a 10 Greatest Games DVD collection for the Oilers. It contains the 1984, 1985 and 1987 Stanley Cup clinchers, the 1981 game in which Gretzky reached 50 goals in only his 39th game of the season, the 1984 Finals Game 1 win that signaled the end of the Islander Dynasty, Gretzky's shorthanded overtime goal in overtime in Game 2 of the 1988 Finals, the overtime win in Game 1 of the 1990 Finals, the 1991 Game 7 Playoff win over the hated Flames, a 1997 Playoff Game 7 overtime winner over Dallas, and the franchise's last Stanley Cup Finals win, the overtime Game 5 over Carolina in 2006.

During the Game. A November 19, 2014 article on The Hockey News' website ranked the NHL teams' fan bases, and listed the Oilers' fans 5th, behind Toronto, Chicago, Montreal and Vancouver: "So bad for so long, and fans keep filling up Rexall Place. Amazing patience." Especially when you consider that, when the Islanders' Cup drought had gotten as long as the Oilers' is now, their arena was so quiet (How quiet was it?), it was nicknamed the Nassau Mausoleum.

If you were wearing a Calgary Flames jersey, you might have a problem. Maybe a Vancouver Canucks or a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey. Other than that, I don't think Edmonton fans will bother you. You should be safe.

This game will be the Oilers' Pride Night. Expect rainbow-themed promotions.

Mark Lewis was the public-address announcer from 1981, just in time to see the Oiler dynasty begin, until 2016, which made him the longest-serving active PA announcer in the NHL He has been succeeded by Scott Bourgeois.

Also starting in 1981 was Paul Lorieau, an optician by trade, who sang the National Anthems at Oilers games. However, he retired in 2011 due to a battle with cancer, and died 2 years later. Now, opera singer Robert Clark is their regular anthem singer.
Robert Clark

The Oilers' goal song is "Don't Stop the Party" by Pitbull. You can't get much more of a shift in climate, at least not in North America, from Pitbull's Miami to the Oilers' Edmonton. Oilers fans don't have much in the way of chants, sticking with the easy "Let's go, Oilers!" No, they do not add, "Flames suck, Canucks swallow!" Don't give them any ideas.

Until 2010, none of the NHL's Canadian-based teams had cheerleaders/dancers/Ice Girls. That changed when the Edmonton franchise added a group called Oilers Octane. There are 19 of them, and the reaction to them has been mixed: Some fans like them, some hate the very concept, and take it out on them.
The Oilers' mascot is Hunter the Lynx. They also have fans copy the Detroit octopus tradition by throwing slabs of Alberta Beef onto the ice. Sounds like a waste of good meat to me.
After the Game. As long as you don't go out of your way to praise the Flames, you'll be safe on your way out. Edmontonians are good hockey fans, and not goons.

There are several eateries and bars within a 3-block walk of the arena on each side, but aside from a Starbucks just to the east of the arena, there don't appear to be any chain restaurants.

If your visit to Edmonton is during the European soccer season (which we are now in), the best place to watch your favorite club is at The Pint Public House, 10125 109 Street NW, about a mile west of downtown. Light rail to Corona.

Sidelights. If Americans know one thing about Edmonton, it's Gretzky. If they know another, it's the world's largest mall. Except it isn't the world's largest anymore: Even in the Americas, it's been surpassed by one in Panama. Here are some things you should know about Edmonton, especially if you're a sports fan:

* Northlands Coliseum. Also known at various times as the Edmonton Coliseum, the Skyreach Centre and Rexall Place, the old Oliers arena is northeast of downtown about 3 1/2 miles.
The 501 light rail goes from Grandin Station to Coliseum Station, and takes 17 minutes. The address is 10220 104th Avenue NW, at 103rd Street NW. A shopping mall, Edmonton EXPO Center at Northlands, is across 118th Avenue.

It had also been home to the minor-league Edmonton Oil Kings, indoor soccer's Edmonton Drillers, concerts, pro wrestling, and events of the 1978 Commonwealth Games. (The Games are a mini-Olympics for nations in the British Commonwealth, including Canada. Previously known as the Empire Games, Vancouver's old Empire Stadium was built for them.)

The Blue Mile, or the Copper Kilometre, is the name given by the local media to the Old Strathcona District's Whyte Avenue during the 2006 Stanley Cup Playoff run, since it closely resembled the events which took place on the Red Mile of arch-rival Calgary 2 years earlier. Following the Oilers' upset victory over the Detroit Red Wings in the 1st round, several thousand Oiler fans flocked to Whyte Avenue and turned the district into a hockey party strip, walking the streets cheering, chanting, high-fiving, horn-honking, and flag-waving for their team. Others surfed the crowd in a grocery-shopping cart, and still others climbed trees and traffic lights.
It had the unique status as the only NHL arena with the player benches on the same side as the TV cameras. With the Northlands having passed into NHL history (if still standing), now, in all NHL venues, the TV cameras are on the same side as the scorekeepers table and penalty boxes.

Control of the arena passed to the City of Edmonton on January 1, 2018, and it was closed. Its future remains undecided.

* Site of Edmonton Gardens. Edmonton's 1st arena was across 118th Avenue from the Northlands Coliseum/Rexall Place, in what's now a parking lot for the Edmonton EXPO Center. It opened in 1913 and was demolished in 1982. It was home to a succession of minor league teams, including the Edmonton Oil Kings, who became and remain a farm club of the Oilers, who played their 1st 2 seasons there, 1972-74.
Despite years of complaints that it was outdated and "a disaster waiting to happen," two attempts to demolish the Coliseum by dynamite failed, and they had to use a wrecking ball. They knew how to build buildings in those days, especially sports venues. (The man who ran Detroit's Olympia Stadium in the Red Wings' last few years there said that he'd want to be inside it if The Bomb dropped.)

* Commonwealth Stadium. Not to be confused with the football stadium of the same name at the University of Kentucky, this stadium was built to host the 1978 Commonwealth Games, the British Commonwealth's mini-Olympics. Having once had a capacity of over 60,000, it's now at 56,302.

The Canadian Football League's Edmonton Elks -- known as the Edmonton Eskimos until 2021 -- have played here since it opened, and have won 9 Grey Cups, the CFL's Super Bowl, since moving in: 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1993, 2003 and 2005. Yes, they won 5 straight titles, the only time it's happened in Canadian football, led by quarterback Warren Moon. Yes, that Warren Moon. It's "the Pro Football Hall of Fame," not "the National Football League Hall of Fame."
Yes, the seats' color scheme looks weird,
but those are the Elks' colors.

The Grey Cup has been played there 4 times: In 1984, 1997, 2002 and 2010. Like the Super Bowl, its site is chosen in advance, in the hope of getting a neutral site; but, with the CFL having only 9 teams, the chance of a host team playing in it is a lot higher than in the Super Bowl.

The Elks have hosted it, in 2002, but lost to Montreal. Edmonton also hosted Montreal in a 2003 hockey doubleheader at Commonwealth Stadium, starting the NHL's "new tradition" of outdoor games, preceded by an old-timers' game between the 1980s Oilers and the 1970s Canadiens -- 11 Stanley Cups between them. The Oilers won the old-timers' game, but the Canadiens won the regular game, best remembered for Montreal goalie Jose Theodore wearing a "toque," or a ski cap, with a Canadiens logo, over his regulation helmet.

(Apparently, he checked with the NHL office, and was allowed to wear it during a game. The NHL appears to have less of a fetish for uniform restrictions than the NFL.)

The Edmonton Drillers of the old North American Soccer League played there, and FC Edmonton of the new NASL now uses it for games that exceed the capacity of Clarke Stadium. It was also one of the venues for Canada's hosting of the 2015 Women's World Cup. 11000 Stadium Road, at 112th Avenue. Stadium station on the light rail.

North America won a joint bid to host the 2026 World Cup. Commonwealth Stadium was chosen as 1 of Canada's 3 sites, the others being the Olympic Stadium in Montreal and BMO Field in Toronto.

* Clarke Stadium. Built in 1938, this was the first home of the Eskimos, from 1946 to 1977. They won 4 Grey Cups here: 1954, 1955, 1956 and 1975. So they won the 1st 3 Grey Cups after the CFL was founded, and the 1st 5 after they moved next-door into Commonwealth Stadium. (Maybe they should move again, so they can win again.)
The original stadium was demolished, and a much smaller stadium, with 6,000 seats, was built on the site. FC Edmonton, now having joined the new Canadian Premier League, uses it.

* RE/MAX Field. This 10,000-seat ballpark, formerly Edmonton Ballpark and Telus Field for Canada's largest phone company, opened in 1995, for the Edmonton Trappers of the Pacific Coast League. The Trappers left at close of the 2011 season. From 2012 to 2019, it was home to the Edmonton Prospects of the Western Canadian Baseball League. The 2022 season will see the debut of the Edmonton Riverhawks of the West Coast League. 10233 96th Avenue at Rossdale Road, at the southern edge of downtown, east of the Legislature. Number 9 bus.
The closest Major League Baseball team to Edmonton is the Seattle Mariners, and the closest Major League Soccer team is the Seattle Sounders. And those teams are not close: 790 miles away. The nearest NBA team is even further: The Portland Trail Blazers are 955 miles away. While FC Edmonton has pretensions to moving up to MLS, don't expect Edmonton to get a team in either MLB or the NBA: The metro area population is so low, they'd be 31st and dead last in each.

According to an article in the May 12, 2014 New York Times, the most popular NBA team in Edmonton is easily the Los Angeles Lakers, well ahead of runners-up the Miami Heat and the Boston Celtics.

* Old Strathcona. Once the commercial core of the separate city of Strathcona, the area is now Edmonton's main arts and entertainment district, as well as a local shopping hub for local residents and students at the nearby University of Alberta. Many of the area's businesses are owner-operated, but chains have also made inroads in the neighborhood. A good proportion of Edmonton's theaters and live-performance venues are also located in the area. The district centres on Whyte Avenue, formerly 82nd Avenue.

The University of Alberta has won the University Cup, the championship of Canadian collegiate hockey, 15 times: In 1964, 1968, 1975, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1986, 1992, 1999, 2000, 2005, 2006, 2008, 2014 and 2015.

* Royal Alberta Museum. Just as the Royal Ontario Museum (ROM) is Eastern Canada's most important museum, so is the Royal Alberta Museum (RAM) the most important in Western Canada. Its natural history exhibits make it an analogue to New York's American Museum of Natural History. 12845 102nd Avenue NW at Wellington Crescent. Bus 1 or 5.

* Muttart Conservatory. This botanical garden is noted for its pyramid-shaped greenhouses. 9626 96A Street NW at 96th Avenue. Number 2 or 5 bus to 96th Street and Jasper Avenue, then walk across the North Saskatchewan River. Or it can be reached on foot, taking the Connors Road bridge over the river; between the bus and hoofing it, walking all the way would take about the same amount of time.

* West Edmonton Mall. From 1981 until 2004, this was the largest shopping mall in the world. It's still the largest in North America, ahead of even the Mall of America outside Minneapolis. It includes theme parks Galaxyland, World Waterpark, Sea Lions Park and an NHL-sized rink called the Ice Palace. The Oilers previously used it as a practice facility. 8882 170th Street NW. Number 2 bus.

Edmonton is not big on skyscrapers: The 15 tallest buildings in Alberta are all in Calgary. The tallest building in Edmonton is the EPCOR Tower, at 10423 101st Street NW at 103rd Avenue, and it isn't even 500 feet tall (490). However, the Stantec Tower is currently under construction, and when it opens (currently scheduled for 2019), it will be the tallest in Alberta, and the tallest in Canada west of Toronto, at 823 feet. 102nd Street NW and 103rd Avenue NW, a block south of Rogers Place.

Edmonton has never produced a Prime Minister. The Province of Alberta has, 3 of them. But 2, R.B. Bennett in the 1930s and the recently defeated Stephen Harper, represented ridings in Calgary, and Joe Clark was from Yellowhead, in the western part of the Province. So there's no historic site relating to any of them anywhere near Edmonton.

There have been a few movies with scenes shot in Edmonton, including the Ginger Snaps films and Good Luck Chuck. I didn't say they were good movies... (The latter starred Dane Cook, a comedian and a Red Sox fan, and not particularly funny at either. Even Jessica Alba couldn't save this movie.) And any TV shows set there would be shown on Canadian TV only, and would be unfamiliar to U.S. audiences.

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Edmonton has hockey, a big mall, the Provincial government, and the Royal Alberta Museum. That's about it. But you might have a good time there anyway.