Remember when people were saying the Mets would be a better team this season than the Yankees? Ah, good comedy.
Last night, Chris Heston, a rookie pitcher with the San Francisco Giants, pitched a no-hitter against the Mets, as the Giants beat them 5-0. It was the 1st no-hitter ever pitched at Citi Field.
Don't tell me Johan Santana pitched one: Carlos Beltran (then a St. Louis Cardinal) doubled down the left-field line, and the umpire screwed up the call. The Mets have still never pitched a no-hitter in 54 seasons of play.
Heston threw 110 pitches -- meaning that Yankee manager Joe Girardi would have taken him out after 7 innings and, had he been available, would have let Boone Logan or Esmil Rogers blow it and lose the game.
But, as Charlton Heston (presumably no relation) would have said, the only way you were going to take history from Chris Heston was to pry it from his cold dead hands!
He allowed 3 baserunners -- oddly, all hit batsmen. That is the 1st time in major league history that this particular confluence of events has ever happened.
This is the 4th straight season that the Giants have had one of their pitchers toss a no-hitter. In each of the last 2, Tim Lincecum pitched one. In 2012, Matt Cain pitched a perfect game.
The losing pitcher for the Mets? Noah Syndergaard. Because of his Scandinavian heritage, he's been nicknamed Thor. But, last night, he got hammered. (By the Giants. Whether he went out and got drunk afterward, I don't know.)
By the way: The pitching coach for the Giants, these last few years, including those 4 no-hitters and 3 World Series wins? San Jose native, lifelong Giants fan, and former Yankee pitcher, with both a no-hitter and the former single-season saves record to his credit, Dave Righetti.
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As for the only real Major League Baseball team in the New York Tri-State Area...
The Yankees began a brief 2-game series against the Washington Nationals. Really, the ultimate twi-night doubleheader, as somebody on Twitter put it: A Tuesday night start at 7:05, followed by a Wednesday afternoon start at 1:05.
Masahiro Tanaka started for the Yankees, and, as usual, some people were holding their breath, afraid that his return from injury wouldn't get sidetracked. It didn't. Against Max Scherzer, who won a Cy Young Award with the Detroit Tigers, he was easily the better pitcher, going 7 innings, allowing 1 run on 5 hits, no walks, 6 strikeouts.
The only run he allowed was a 4th-inning home run to Bryce Harper. So, when do the Yankees open the vault and make the Nats an offer they can't refuse for this star whose legend seems to grow by the day? As Harper himself would say, "That's a clown question, bro."
I read last night that Stephen Drew, "the worst hitter in baseball" (the statistics certainly suggested it), was watching video of himself last week, and found a hitch in his swing. Since correcting it, he has batted .294 with 4 home runs and 6 RBIs.
That includes last night, probably his best game as a Yankee. He opened the scoring in the bottom of the 3rd inning, with a home run down the right-field line. A short-porcher? It counts just as much as a Mantlesque blast into the upper deck.
It was still 1-1 in the 7th, as the Tanaka-Scherzer pitching duel was living up to the hype. Then the Yankees decided to stop playing around and start playing ball. With 1 out, Ramon Flores and Brett Gardner hit back-to-back singles. Chase Headley lined out, but Nats shortstop Ian Desmond bobbled Alex Rodriguez's grounder, allowing Flores to score. (If you're counting up to A-Rod's 2,000th career RBI, he doesn't get one for this.)
Nats manager Matt Williams, the former slugging (with help) 3rd baseman of the Giants, Cleveland Indians and Arizona Diamondbacks, did his best Joe Girardi impression, and panicked. He took out one of the best pitchers in baseball, and brought in Yankee reject Matt Thornton. Big mistake.
He also had Thornton intentionally walk Mark Teixeira to load the bases. Another big mistake: True, the way Teix has been hitting, it was understandable, but the next hitter was Brian McCann, who has also been hitting the Tottenham out of the ball lately. (An Arsenal fan's joke!) McCann singled home Gardner, and Beltran (now, of course, a Yankee) singled home A-Rod.
Drew came up again in the 8th, and hit another screaming liner down the right-field line, for his 2nd homer of the game, his 9th of the season.
Girardi sent Dellin Betances out to pitch the 8th (understandable), then Chasen Shreve to pitch the 9th, to give Andrew Miller some rest. But Shreve allowed a double and a walk. Despite having a 5-run lead with 1 out to go, Girardi consulted his Binder, which told him to bring in Miller for the last out.
Remember those commercials for Folgers crystals? Someday, I want to hear, "Tonight, we've secretly replaced the binder Joe regularly uses with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." As you'll recall, the titular book-within-the-book has a cover with 2 words on it: "DON'T PANIC!"
Because, clearly, Girardi's Binder Full of Strategies has the word "Panic!" on several pages.
Miller got the last out. Yankees 6, Nationals 1. WP: Tanaka (4-1). No save. LP: Scherzer (6-5). It was the Yankees' 7th straight win, their longest winning streak since June 2012. Roughly the last time, until now, they could be counted on to consistently hit.
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The irony is, by beating the Washington Nationals last night, the Yankees did the Mets a favor, keeping them half a game ahead of the Nats in the Other League East, dead even in the loss column.
In contrast, the Yankees moved to 2 1/2 games ahead of the Montreal Rays in the Real League East, 3 in the loss column.
This was one of the rare days when the Yankees and Mets are playing at home at the same time. Attendance at Yankee Stadium II: 36,613. Attendance at Pity Field: 23,155 (or so they say).
Assuming the Mets were telling the truth about their attendance figure, they got 13,000 less than the Yankees, even though they were in 1st place, against a team with whom they have a historic connection (the Giants being a former New York team), with the cachet of being the defending World Champions, while the Yankees were playing a team with whom (due to Interleague play) they have hardly any connection, and no Derek Jeter, and no Mariano Rivera.
What was that about the Mets "having their swagger back"?
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Monday, June 8, 2015
Yankees Sweep Angels, Have Won 6 Straight; Steve Pritko, 1920-2015
The team known officially as the Los Angeles Angels (1961-65), the California Angels (1966-96), the Anaheim Angels (1997-2004) and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (2005-present) has been, on this blog (2007-present), been mocked for these name changes.
Sometimes, I call them the Whatever They're Calling Themselves This Season Angels of Anaheim. Other times, I indulge my seemingly disparate (unless you watched Deep Space Nine) loves of baseball and Star Trek by calling themselves the Los Angeles Angels of Katella Boulevard, Anaheim, Orange County, California, Western Time Zone, United States of America, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Sector 001, United Federation of Planets, Alpha Quadrant, Milky Way Galaxy, Known Universe.
This weekend, they came to Yankee Stadium II to take on the Bronx once-again Bombers. The Friday night game was a slugfest, and both Yankee starting pitcher Nathan Eovaldi and his opposite number Jered Weaver failed to close out the 6th inning.
Garrett Jones singled in the top of the 2nd, and the much-maligned Stephen Drew hit a home run to make it 2-0 Yankees. In the 3rd, Brett Gardner singled, and Mark Teixeira, who (sorry, people who are really fed up with John Sterling by now) has really been on the mark this season (so much so that Mike Lupica, who hates the Yankees more than anyone in New York media due to his New England and Red Sox roots, went out of his way to praise Teix in his Sunday Daily News column this weekend), sent another Teix Message, his 17th of the season, making it 4-0. In the 5th, Gardner tripled, and Alex Rodriguez singled him home. 5-0 Yankees.
A 5-0 lead, especially at home, should not be blown. But in the top of the 6th, Eovaldi walked the bases loaded with just 1 out, and, naturally, Yankee manager Joe Girardi panicked. He brought in Chasen Shreve, who got out of it with only 1 run coming home.
Brian McCann led off the bottom of the 6th with a double, and came home on Didi Gregorius' sacrifice fly. Then Drew hit another home run, giving him 7 on the season, to make it 7-1. A single by Chris Young got a run home in the 7th, making it 8-1, seemingly putting the game out of reach.
But these are the 2015 New York Yankees, proving Yankee Legend Yogi Berra right: "In baseball, you don't know nothin'."
Jacob Lindgren pitched a scoreless 8th, and Girardi probably should have left him in. Instead, Girardi figures, "Hell, even that fucking moron Esmil Rogers isn't pathetic and incompetent enough to blow a 7-run lead in the 9th inning at home."
Rogers faced 5 batters: Single, double, RBI single, wild pitch and then walk, RBI single. Now, it's 8-3.
Girardi now knew he had a fire on his hands, and had to put it out. He called in Dellin Betances, instead of realizing that there was no game yesterday and closer Andrew Miller was fresh. Betances allowed a 2-RBI single, a walk to load the bases, and a bases-loaded walk, making it 8-6. And ther's still nobody out!
Betances got a strikeout, then allowed a run on a force play -- the 1st earned run he'd allowed all season. Now it was Yankees 8, Angels 7, with 1 out to go, with the tying run on 3rd, and the potential winning run on 1st.
Carlos Perez, batting over .300, was sent up to pinch-hit. I mentioned Star Trek before. This was more of a Star Wars moment: "I've got a bad feeling about this!"
Betances struck him out. Ballgame over, Yankees win, theeeeeeee Yankees win. Whew.
You know how I say, "I don't care what happens, as long as the Yankees win"? Well, I was wrong: Don't ever do that again.
WP: Eovaldi (5-1). SV: Betances (2). LP: Weaver (4-5).
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"Okay, Yankees," you may have been thinking, "that's enough fooling around. Last night, you scored 8 runs, and it was just barely enough. Tonight, I want to see 8 or more runs and have it be much more than enough."
Adam Warren wasn't great, but he pitched into the 7th, allowing just 2 runs. Plenty of reason for the Yankee bats to score 8 runs again, and cruise to victory.
There were 2 straight innings at Yankee Stadium that featured a team scoring 6 runs: The Angels in the 9th on Friday night, and the Yankees in the 1st on Saturday night. (Okay, there was the top of the 1st, in which the Angels didn't score. Don't mess up a nice narrative.)
Gardner led off with a walk. Chase Headley beat out an infield single. A-Rod walked to load the bases with nobody out. When that happens, you expect an inning where a lot of runs are scored. But, having seen the Yankees of October 2012 to May 2015, you've learned that you can't count on this.
This time, we got it. Teix got Gardner home with a sac fly. A wild pitch got Headley home. McCann hit one out, his 9th of the season. Carlos Beltran started it all over again with a single. Gregorius singled. Drew got on via a fielder's choice that was successfully challenged by Girardi, preventing an out. Ramon Flores struck out, but Gardner singled home Beltran to make it 6-0.
The Yankees later got runs home on an RBI single by Beltran in the 2nd, and a bases-loaded walk by Teixeira in the 8th. Girardi trusted Justin Wilson to get the last out in the 7th, and all of them in the 8th. Then, deciding not to trust Rogers with a 6-run lead in the 9th at home, gave the ball to former (and hopefully not future) starter Chris Capuano, who got through the 9th unscathed.
Yankees 8, Angels 2. WP: Warren (4-4). No save. LP: Grant Richard (4-5).
One of the Angel runs came on a home run by Mike Trout, his 15th of the season. This week, Bob Costas taped an interview in Monument Park with David Mantle. In it, Mickey's son and caretaker of his legacy says that Trout, the 23-year-old superstar center fielder from Millville, Cumberland County, South Jersey, is the closest thing to the Mick that he's seen since: "He's got a great swing. He can run, and then he's a good fielder," adding, "He almost even smiles like Dad."
He's certainly doing a better job as a big-market center fielder than the aging, declining Beltran is. Some people on social media were telling general manager Brian Cashman words to the effect of, "Come on, he's already right here in Yankee Stadium, make the deal!"
I'm not sure who they think the Angels are going to take in a trade for Trout. You see, it just doesn't work this way.
These people are like the Arsenal fans who want manager Arsene Wenger to sign Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema because Olivier Giroud isn't good enough -- even though Wenger has had chances to sign Benzema before, and Giroud now starts ahead of Benzema for the France national team. True, there may be a lot of Yankee Fans with more sense than Cashman, but few understand how these deals work as well as he does, and none of these Arsenal "supporters" know as much about soccer as either Wenger or France manager Laurent Blanc.
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Yesterday afternoon, CC Sabathia took the hill, and, once again, it looked like the Big Fella needed to hang up his cleats. He struck out Erick Aybar to open the game, then allowed back-to-back home runs to Trout, who could well be on his way to the Hall of Fame, and Albert Pujols, who almost certainly is (unless he gets proven to be a PED user, but so far he hasn't been credibly charged). The Yankees trailed 2-0 before they even got to bat, and some people were ready to bury CC as a player.
CC then got through the next 5 2/3 innings with no runs, only 3 hits, just 1 walk. The man is a professional, and he's got some pride. He will not go gently into retirement's good night.
Did I say he is a professional? He got into a profanity-laced tirade with umpire Dan Bellino at the end of the 6th, apparently angry over Bellino squeezing him on the strike zone, and got ejected. Girardi went out to defend CC to Bellino, and Bellino ejected him, too.
No, CC is definitely not going gently.
At any rate, after those 1st inning Angel homers, it was all Yankees the rest of the way. C.J. Wilson, a Yankee nemesis from the 2010 American League Championship Series with the Texas Rangers, kept the Yankees at bay until the 3rd, when rookie Jose Pirela led off with a double, and scored on a flyout by John Ryan Murphy and a groundout by Gregorius. Chris Young hit a big fly to lead off the 5th (his 7th of the season), and then Murphy and Gregorius singled, before Gardner pulled one down the right-field line for a short-porch homer, his 5th dinger of the season.
Where were you when Jose Pirela hit his 1st major league home run? I was in East Brunswick, New Jersey, waiting for a bus. I wish I'd been at Yankee Stadium II instead. He hit it off Wilson in the 7th, a long drive to left-center, to forge the final score.
Wilson pitched a scoreless 7th, Betances a scoreless 8th, and Miller, needing the work even though it wasn't a save situation, a scoreless 9th.
Yankees 6, Angels 2. WP: Sabathia (3-7). No save. LP: Wilson (3-5).
The attendance, 43,178 people who chose to come to Yankee Stadium II instead of going to Coney Island, the Rockaways, City Island, or any of the Long Island or Jersey Shore beaches.
And Yankee broadcaster Michael Kay will love this: The time of the game, an exceptionally manageable 2 hours and 20 minutes! A Yankee win, good hitting, good pitching, a big crowd and beautiful weather in he greatest city in the world, That, to borrow an old phrase from that other baseball team in New York, is baseball like it ought to be.
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Here's how things stand for the Yankees:
We are 10 weeks into a 26-week Major League Baseball season. The Yankees, having won 6 straight, are 32-25, with a winning percentage of .561. Over a full 162 games, that would work out to a record of 91-71. As I've said a few times, the average number of wins of the 2nd place team in the AL Eastern Division, from the start of the Divisional Play Era in 1969 onward, has been 92 wins, thus 93 wins is usually enough to win the Division. A 91-win pace suggests that the Yankees won't win the AL East this season.
But the Division is as weak as it's ever been. The Yankees are in 1st place, a game and a half ahead of the Tampa Bay Rays, 2 in the All-Important Loss Column. The Toronto Blue Jays are 3 back, but 5 in the loss column. The despised Boston Red Sox are 4 back, 6 in the loss column. And the defending Division Champion Baltimore Orioles are dead last, 4 back, but only 5 in the loss column. The O's have a game in hand on the Yanks, while the Yanks have a game in hand on the Sox, Jays and Rays.
If the current Major League Baseball standings hold to the end of the season, the Playoffs would be as follows:
The defending AL Champion Kansas City Royals would host the AL Wild Card play-in game against the Rays, and would then face the resurgent Minnesota Twins in the AL Division Series, while the Yankees would face the surprising Houston Astros, who have the best record in the AL despite finishing with over 100 losses in each of the last 4 seasons. (The Yankees and Astros have both made the Playoffs in 1980, '81, '97, '98, '99, 2001, '04 and '05, but, because the Astros were in the National League until recently, and have won just 1 Pennant in their history, they've never played each other in the postseason.)
The defending World Champion San Francisco Giants would host the NL Wild Card play-in game against the Pittsburgh Pirates, with the winner facing the St. Louis Cardinals, while the Los Angeles Dodgers would have the home-field advantage against the Mets.
The Mets are currently 31-27, and in spite of injuries and weak bats remain atop the NL East, leading the Washington Nationals by half a game (even in the loss column), the Atlanta Braves by 3 (2), the Miami Marlins by 6 1/2 (6), and the Philadelphia Phillies by 9 (9). Nevertheless, if the Mets were in the AL East with the same record, they'd be a game and a half behind the Yankees, the Yanks' 2-out-of-3 against The Other Team in The Bronx making that difference. The Mets were touted by many to be better than the Yankees this season, and they just aren't, especially now that their best player, David Wright, is apparently out for the season with a back problem.
The Yankees have tonight off. Tomorrow night, the Nationals come in, matching the 2 games that they took from the Yankees in Washington last month. With 2 games here. Tomorrow night, there will be a corker of a pitching matchup, between Masahiro Tanaka and former Detroit Tiger and Cy Young Award winner Max Scherzer. On Wednesday afternoon, the Yanks will start Nathan Eovaldi, while the Nats have not yet decided on a starting pitcher.
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Pritko later returned to
the Big Apple with the hapless 1949 New York Bulldogs, and closed his career
with the Green Bay Packers in 1950. He was the last surviving player from the
1945 NFL Champion Cleveland Rams -- the team that won "Super Bowl -XXI,"
if you prefer.
UPDATE: Pritko was cremated, so there is no gravesite.
Sometimes, I call them the Whatever They're Calling Themselves This Season Angels of Anaheim. Other times, I indulge my seemingly disparate (unless you watched Deep Space Nine) loves of baseball and Star Trek by calling themselves the Los Angeles Angels of Katella Boulevard, Anaheim, Orange County, California, Western Time Zone, United States of America, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Sector 001, United Federation of Planets, Alpha Quadrant, Milky Way Galaxy, Known Universe.
This weekend, they came to Yankee Stadium II to take on the Bronx once-again Bombers. The Friday night game was a slugfest, and both Yankee starting pitcher Nathan Eovaldi and his opposite number Jered Weaver failed to close out the 6th inning.
Garrett Jones singled in the top of the 2nd, and the much-maligned Stephen Drew hit a home run to make it 2-0 Yankees. In the 3rd, Brett Gardner singled, and Mark Teixeira, who (sorry, people who are really fed up with John Sterling by now) has really been on the mark this season (so much so that Mike Lupica, who hates the Yankees more than anyone in New York media due to his New England and Red Sox roots, went out of his way to praise Teix in his Sunday Daily News column this weekend), sent another Teix Message, his 17th of the season, making it 4-0. In the 5th, Gardner tripled, and Alex Rodriguez singled him home. 5-0 Yankees.
A 5-0 lead, especially at home, should not be blown. But in the top of the 6th, Eovaldi walked the bases loaded with just 1 out, and, naturally, Yankee manager Joe Girardi panicked. He brought in Chasen Shreve, who got out of it with only 1 run coming home.
Brian McCann led off the bottom of the 6th with a double, and came home on Didi Gregorius' sacrifice fly. Then Drew hit another home run, giving him 7 on the season, to make it 7-1. A single by Chris Young got a run home in the 7th, making it 8-1, seemingly putting the game out of reach.
But these are the 2015 New York Yankees, proving Yankee Legend Yogi Berra right: "In baseball, you don't know nothin'."
Jacob Lindgren pitched a scoreless 8th, and Girardi probably should have left him in. Instead, Girardi figures, "Hell, even that fucking moron Esmil Rogers isn't pathetic and incompetent enough to blow a 7-run lead in the 9th inning at home."
Rogers faced 5 batters: Single, double, RBI single, wild pitch and then walk, RBI single. Now, it's 8-3.
Girardi now knew he had a fire on his hands, and had to put it out. He called in Dellin Betances, instead of realizing that there was no game yesterday and closer Andrew Miller was fresh. Betances allowed a 2-RBI single, a walk to load the bases, and a bases-loaded walk, making it 8-6. And ther's still nobody out!
Betances got a strikeout, then allowed a run on a force play -- the 1st earned run he'd allowed all season. Now it was Yankees 8, Angels 7, with 1 out to go, with the tying run on 3rd, and the potential winning run on 1st.
Carlos Perez, batting over .300, was sent up to pinch-hit. I mentioned Star Trek before. This was more of a Star Wars moment: "I've got a bad feeling about this!"
Betances struck him out. Ballgame over, Yankees win, theeeeeeee Yankees win. Whew.
You know how I say, "I don't care what happens, as long as the Yankees win"? Well, I was wrong: Don't ever do that again.
WP: Eovaldi (5-1). SV: Betances (2). LP: Weaver (4-5).
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"Okay, Yankees," you may have been thinking, "that's enough fooling around. Last night, you scored 8 runs, and it was just barely enough. Tonight, I want to see 8 or more runs and have it be much more than enough."
Adam Warren wasn't great, but he pitched into the 7th, allowing just 2 runs. Plenty of reason for the Yankee bats to score 8 runs again, and cruise to victory.
There were 2 straight innings at Yankee Stadium that featured a team scoring 6 runs: The Angels in the 9th on Friday night, and the Yankees in the 1st on Saturday night. (Okay, there was the top of the 1st, in which the Angels didn't score. Don't mess up a nice narrative.)
Gardner led off with a walk. Chase Headley beat out an infield single. A-Rod walked to load the bases with nobody out. When that happens, you expect an inning where a lot of runs are scored. But, having seen the Yankees of October 2012 to May 2015, you've learned that you can't count on this.
This time, we got it. Teix got Gardner home with a sac fly. A wild pitch got Headley home. McCann hit one out, his 9th of the season. Carlos Beltran started it all over again with a single. Gregorius singled. Drew got on via a fielder's choice that was successfully challenged by Girardi, preventing an out. Ramon Flores struck out, but Gardner singled home Beltran to make it 6-0.
The Yankees later got runs home on an RBI single by Beltran in the 2nd, and a bases-loaded walk by Teixeira in the 8th. Girardi trusted Justin Wilson to get the last out in the 7th, and all of them in the 8th. Then, deciding not to trust Rogers with a 6-run lead in the 9th at home, gave the ball to former (and hopefully not future) starter Chris Capuano, who got through the 9th unscathed.
Yankees 8, Angels 2. WP: Warren (4-4). No save. LP: Grant Richard (4-5).
One of the Angel runs came on a home run by Mike Trout, his 15th of the season. This week, Bob Costas taped an interview in Monument Park with David Mantle. In it, Mickey's son and caretaker of his legacy says that Trout, the 23-year-old superstar center fielder from Millville, Cumberland County, South Jersey, is the closest thing to the Mick that he's seen since: "He's got a great swing. He can run, and then he's a good fielder," adding, "He almost even smiles like Dad."
He's certainly doing a better job as a big-market center fielder than the aging, declining Beltran is. Some people on social media were telling general manager Brian Cashman words to the effect of, "Come on, he's already right here in Yankee Stadium, make the deal!"
I'm not sure who they think the Angels are going to take in a trade for Trout. You see, it just doesn't work this way.
These people are like the Arsenal fans who want manager Arsene Wenger to sign Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema because Olivier Giroud isn't good enough -- even though Wenger has had chances to sign Benzema before, and Giroud now starts ahead of Benzema for the France national team. True, there may be a lot of Yankee Fans with more sense than Cashman, but few understand how these deals work as well as he does, and none of these Arsenal "supporters" know as much about soccer as either Wenger or France manager Laurent Blanc.
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Yesterday afternoon, CC Sabathia took the hill, and, once again, it looked like the Big Fella needed to hang up his cleats. He struck out Erick Aybar to open the game, then allowed back-to-back home runs to Trout, who could well be on his way to the Hall of Fame, and Albert Pujols, who almost certainly is (unless he gets proven to be a PED user, but so far he hasn't been credibly charged). The Yankees trailed 2-0 before they even got to bat, and some people were ready to bury CC as a player.
CC then got through the next 5 2/3 innings with no runs, only 3 hits, just 1 walk. The man is a professional, and he's got some pride. He will not go gently into retirement's good night.
Did I say he is a professional? He got into a profanity-laced tirade with umpire Dan Bellino at the end of the 6th, apparently angry over Bellino squeezing him on the strike zone, and got ejected. Girardi went out to defend CC to Bellino, and Bellino ejected him, too.
No, CC is definitely not going gently.
At any rate, after those 1st inning Angel homers, it was all Yankees the rest of the way. C.J. Wilson, a Yankee nemesis from the 2010 American League Championship Series with the Texas Rangers, kept the Yankees at bay until the 3rd, when rookie Jose Pirela led off with a double, and scored on a flyout by John Ryan Murphy and a groundout by Gregorius. Chris Young hit a big fly to lead off the 5th (his 7th of the season), and then Murphy and Gregorius singled, before Gardner pulled one down the right-field line for a short-porch homer, his 5th dinger of the season.
Where were you when Jose Pirela hit his 1st major league home run? I was in East Brunswick, New Jersey, waiting for a bus. I wish I'd been at Yankee Stadium II instead. He hit it off Wilson in the 7th, a long drive to left-center, to forge the final score.
Wilson pitched a scoreless 7th, Betances a scoreless 8th, and Miller, needing the work even though it wasn't a save situation, a scoreless 9th.
Yankees 6, Angels 2. WP: Sabathia (3-7). No save. LP: Wilson (3-5).
The attendance, 43,178 people who chose to come to Yankee Stadium II instead of going to Coney Island, the Rockaways, City Island, or any of the Long Island or Jersey Shore beaches.
And Yankee broadcaster Michael Kay will love this: The time of the game, an exceptionally manageable 2 hours and 20 minutes! A Yankee win, good hitting, good pitching, a big crowd and beautiful weather in he greatest city in the world, That, to borrow an old phrase from that other baseball team in New York, is baseball like it ought to be.
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Here's how things stand for the Yankees:
We are 10 weeks into a 26-week Major League Baseball season. The Yankees, having won 6 straight, are 32-25, with a winning percentage of .561. Over a full 162 games, that would work out to a record of 91-71. As I've said a few times, the average number of wins of the 2nd place team in the AL Eastern Division, from the start of the Divisional Play Era in 1969 onward, has been 92 wins, thus 93 wins is usually enough to win the Division. A 91-win pace suggests that the Yankees won't win the AL East this season.
But the Division is as weak as it's ever been. The Yankees are in 1st place, a game and a half ahead of the Tampa Bay Rays, 2 in the All-Important Loss Column. The Toronto Blue Jays are 3 back, but 5 in the loss column. The despised Boston Red Sox are 4 back, 6 in the loss column. And the defending Division Champion Baltimore Orioles are dead last, 4 back, but only 5 in the loss column. The O's have a game in hand on the Yanks, while the Yanks have a game in hand on the Sox, Jays and Rays.
If the current Major League Baseball standings hold to the end of the season, the Playoffs would be as follows:
The defending AL Champion Kansas City Royals would host the AL Wild Card play-in game against the Rays, and would then face the resurgent Minnesota Twins in the AL Division Series, while the Yankees would face the surprising Houston Astros, who have the best record in the AL despite finishing with over 100 losses in each of the last 4 seasons. (The Yankees and Astros have both made the Playoffs in 1980, '81, '97, '98, '99, 2001, '04 and '05, but, because the Astros were in the National League until recently, and have won just 1 Pennant in their history, they've never played each other in the postseason.)
The defending World Champion San Francisco Giants would host the NL Wild Card play-in game against the Pittsburgh Pirates, with the winner facing the St. Louis Cardinals, while the Los Angeles Dodgers would have the home-field advantage against the Mets.
The Mets are currently 31-27, and in spite of injuries and weak bats remain atop the NL East, leading the Washington Nationals by half a game (even in the loss column), the Atlanta Braves by 3 (2), the Miami Marlins by 6 1/2 (6), and the Philadelphia Phillies by 9 (9). Nevertheless, if the Mets were in the AL East with the same record, they'd be a game and a half behind the Yankees, the Yanks' 2-out-of-3 against The Other Team in The Bronx making that difference. The Mets were touted by many to be better than the Yankees this season, and they just aren't, especially now that their best player, David Wright, is apparently out for the season with a back problem.
The Yankees have tonight off. Tomorrow night, the Nationals come in, matching the 2 games that they took from the Yankees in Washington last month. With 2 games here. Tomorrow night, there will be a corker of a pitching matchup, between Masahiro Tanaka and former Detroit Tiger and Cy Young Award winner Max Scherzer. On Wednesday afternoon, the Yanks will start Nathan Eovaldi, while the Nats have not yet decided on a starting pitcher.
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Steve Pritko died on
June 6, in Gardena, California, at the age of 94. Born on December 21, 1920 in
Northampton, Pennsylvania, in the Lehigh Valley, he played what we would now
call tight end and defensive end in the era of "two-platoon football."
He played for Villanova,
and was drafted by the Giants in 1943, but was traded to the Cleveland Rams.
That's right, the Rams were founded in Cleveland in 1936. In 1945, led by Hall
of Fame quarterback Bob Waterfield, the Rams won the NFL Championship, beating the
Washington Redskins, 15-14 at Cleveland Municipal Stadium. It hurt the 'Skins
that their own Hall of Fame signal-caller, Slingin' Sammy Baugh, got hurt in
the 2nd quarter.
But the Rams' attendance
was so bad over the course of their existence in Cleveland that owner Dan
Reeves (no relation to the later football coach of the same name) moved his
titlists to Los Angeles. The following season, the All-America Football
Conference would place the Browns in Cleveland, and a new legend was born. (It
would not be until 1948, in Los Angeles, that Rams player and graphic artist
Jim Benton first painted horns on his helmet, thus inventing the helmet logo.)
Steve Pritko, NFL Champion
UPDATE: Pritko was cremated, so there is no gravesite.
Saturday, June 6, 2015
How Long It's Been: A Horse Won the Triple Crown
On May 2, at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky, he won the Kentucky Derby. I didn't watch it.
On May 16, at Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore, he won the Preakness Stakes. I was taking a beach day, and hadn't intended to watch it, but found myself inside Caesar's Atlantic City, and watched it.
Today, June 6, 2015 -- the 71st Anniversary of D-Day -- he won the Belmont, known for its mile-and-a-half length, and for 37 years of horses being unable to complete the Triple Crown, as "the true test of champions." This time, I watched.
I saw him leading halfway through, at the three-quarter-mile mark. I got a bad feeling, because leading the whole way is a bad sign, especially at the Belmont.
When the horses rounded the final turn, and entered the last straightaway, he was keeping the three-quarters-of-a-length lead he'd held most of the way, and I was thinking of how Smarty Jones was leading at that point in the 2004 Belmont, and blew it, and I said, "Don't blow it, don't blow it, don't blow it... " As if the horse could hear me through the TV, and over the yelling of the fans -- and could understand English.
When he began to increase that lead, making it all but impossible for him to be caught, I began thinking of Barbaro, who won the Kentucky Derby in 2006, but was injured in the Preakness Stakes, and, despite prolonged medical efforts, had to be put to sleep. So I said to the TV, "Don't break down, don't break down, don't break down... "
He didn't. He won the race in 2 minutes, 25.65 seconds. I pumped my fist and yelled, "Yes!" as he crossed the finish line, well in front, and with no sign of injury.
He is trained by Bob Baffert, and was ridden in all 3 races by Victor Espinoza, a 43-year-old Mexican jockey who thus won his 1st Belmont, and had won the Derby and the Preakness twice each before American Pharoah made it 3 each. It's important to remember that not only had no horse done it in a long time, but neither had any jockey, nor any trainer.
American Pharoah is the 12th horse to win the Triple Crown. Here they are, as follows:
1. 1919: Sir Barton, ridden by Johnny Loftus, trained by Guy Bedwell.
2. 1930: Gallant Fox, ridden by Earl Sande, trained by "Sunny Jim" Fitzsimmons.
3. 1935: Omaha, son of Gallant Fox, ridden by Willie "Smokey" Saunders, trained by Fitzsimmons, the only man to train 2. Both Gallant Fox and Omaha, the only father-son combo to do it, were owned by, born, raised and trained at Belair Stud.
4. 1937: War Admiral, ridden by Charley Kurstinger, trained by George H. Conway. A year later, WAar Admiral famously lost a match race to Seabiscuit, who did not compete in any of the Triple Crown races at age 3 in 1936, because he was then so lightly regarded, and didn't blossom until age 4, much like 1950s horse Kelso and 1980s horse John Henry.
War Admiral was the son of Man o' War, who ran in 1919 and 1920, and famously lost only 1 of the 21 races he ran, to a horse whose name has, ever since, been applied to any event where the expected winner did not win: Upset. But since the Triple Crown wasn't yet a big thing, even in the wake of Sir Barton, the drive to win all 3 wasn't there. Man o' War did win the 1920 Belmont, but did not run in the other 2. In 1922, Pillory won the Preakness and the Belmont, but couldn't run in the Derby, as it was held on the same day of the Preakness.
5. 1941: Whirlaway, ridden by Eddie Arcaro, trained by Ben A. Jones.
6. 1943: Count Fleet, ridden by Johnny Longden, trained by Don Cameron.
7. 1946: Assault, ridden by Warren Mehrtens, trained by Max Hirsch.
8. 1948: Citation, ridden by Arcaro, the only man to ride 2, trained by Jimmy Jones. Citation was a product of Calumet Farm, as was Whirlaway, making Calumet and Belair the only 2 "homes" of 2 Triple Crown winners. Then there was a 25-year drouht, until...
9. 1973: Secretariat, ridden by Ron Turcotte, trained by Lucien Laurin. Secretariat not only won all 3, but set records in all 3. His records for the Derby and the Belmont still stand. He famously won the Belmont by a whopping 31 lengths. I'm waiting for Kanye West to say, "Yo, American Pharoah, I'm-a let you finish, but Secretariat ran the greatest Belmont ever!"
10. 1977: Seattle Slew, ridden by Jean Cruget, trained by William H. Turner Jr. I was only 3 years old when Secretariat ran, so Seattle Slew was the first Triple Crown winner I can remember.
11. 1978: Affirmed, ridden by Steve Cauthen, trained by Laz Barrera. Later in the year, in the only races ever to match 2 Triple Crown winners, Seattle Slew beat Affirmed, and all other horses in the races, twice. In 1980, Affirmed's sister, Genuine Risk, became the 1st filly to win the Derby in 75 years. After Affirmed, there was a drought of 37 years, until...
12. 2015: American Pharoah, ridden by Victor Espinoza, trained by Bob Baffert. At 43, Espinoza is the oldest jockey to achieve the feat. The horses have all been 3 years old.
23 horses have won the Derby and the Preakness, but not the Belmont, 13 of them between Affirmed and American Pharoah:
* In 1979, Spectacular Bid allegedly stepped on a safety pin on the morning of the Belmont, and finished 3rd.
* In 1981, Pleasant Colony finished a close 3rd.
* In 1987, Alysheba finished 4th.
* In 1989, Sunday Silence finished a distant 2nd to his much-hyped rival, Easy Goer.
* In 1997, Silver Charm finished just 3/4 of a length behind Touch Gold, the closest any horse had yet come to winning it without doing so.
* In 1998, Real Quiet came even closer, a photo finish showing him coming in just a nose behind Victory Gallop.
* In 1999, Charismatic broke his leg late in the Belmont, losing to Lemon Drop Kid by a length and a half. Jockey Chris Antley, seeing something was wrong, chose to pull him up and, possibly, save the horse's life, rather than push him onward and have a Triple Crown winner euthanized right there on the track. Antley had a drug addiction that would kill him not long afterward, but he saved the life of a champion. After 3 straight near-misses, people began wondering if the Belmont was jinxed. Sports fans can be superstitious people, and horse racing fans are not only no exception, but more so than most.
* In 2002, War Emblem stumbled coming out of the gate, and finished 8th. Sarava won the race with the longest odds of any Belmont winner ever: 70-1.
* In 2003, Funny Cide finished 3rd.
* In 2004, Smarty Jones led most of the way, but ran out of gas, and lost to Birdstone by a length.
* In 2008, Big Brown was pulled up, finishing last, but his life was saved.
* In 2012, I'll Have Another was found to have a tendon injury the day before the race, and was scratched.
* In 2014, just last year, California Chrome was stepped on by another horse coming out of the gate, and ran the race with an injured heel, finishing 4th.
If there was a jinx, American Pharoah ended it today.
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The last Triple Crown winner in thoroughbred racing was Affirmed, who beat Alydar (father of the aforementioned Alysheba) in all 3 races, by less each time. Affirmed died in 2001, and Seattle Slew a year later, so for 13 years there have been no living Triple Crown winners.
Affirmed completed his Triple Crown on June 3, 1978. That's 37 years and 3 days. How long has that been?
Horse racing was still a relatively healthy sport then. Interest had been jacked up by 3 Triple Crown winners in the past 6 seasons, plus the tragic 1975 match race at Belmont Park that left Ruffian, who won the fillies' version of the Triple Crown, injured and humanely put down, against Foolish Pleasure, who had won the Derby but finished 2nd in the other 2 races.
The thought of horse racing becoming a minor sport, and being in serious financial trouble, was then inconceivable. Today, many racetracks, including the Meadowlands and Monmouth Park here in New Jersey, have legalized casino-style gambling, as well as simulcasting from other tracks, allowing for extra betting. Pimlico, site of the Preakness, is in danger of having to close, meaning that the race would have to be moved.
(Major horse races usually don't get moved. A notable exception is one of the major harness races, the Hambletonian Stakes, which has been run since 1926, but has had multiple sites, until settling at the Meadowlands in 1981.)
The defending World Champions in the major sports were the Yankees in baseball, the Dallas Cowboys (ew) in the NFL, the Montreal Canadiens in hockey, and the Portland Trail Blazers in the NBA. Four days after Affirmed completed his Triple Crown, the Washington Bullets (now Wizards) won their 1st NBA title. (While the Yankees, Cowboys and Canadiens have combined for 12 titles since, neither the Blazers nor the Bullets/Wizards have ever won again.) The Heavyweight Champion of the World was Leon Spinks, who had recently taken it from Muhammad Ali, but Ali would soon take it back.
Few of the great athletes of today had yet been born. Notable baseball players yet born who are still active today include LaTroy Hawkins (the current oldest, at 42), Bartolo Colon, Ichiro Suzuki and R.A. Dickey. From the NBA, Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce, all still active today, had been born. Hockey player Jaromir Jagr was 6 years old. Peyton Manning was 2, Tom Brady was 10 months old.
The managers and head coaches of the New York teams in question? Yankees, Billy Martin; Mets, Joe Torre -- yes, that Joe Torre; Giants, John McVay (not John McKay); Jets, Walt Michaels; Knicks, Willis Reed was in his one-season interruption of the long tenure of Red Holzman; Rangers, Jean-Guy Talbot; and Islanders, Al Arbour. The New Jersey Devils were still the original hockey version of the Colorado Rockies.
What were the current Tri-State Area managers and head coaches doing in June 1978? Tom Coughlin of the Giants was the offensive coordinator at Syracuse University; Lionel Hollins of the Nets was starring for the defending NBA Champion Trail Blazers; Terry Collins of the Mets was a shortstop in the minor-league system of the Pittsburgh Pirates; Alain Vigneault of the Rangers was in high school at a defenseman with the "major junior" hockey team the Hull Olympiques, outside Ottawa; Todd Bowles of the Jets was at Elizabeth High School in New Jersey; Joe Girardi of the Yankees and Jack Capuano of the Islanders were in junior high school; Derek Fisher of the Knicks was about to turn 4; and John Hynes of the Devils was 3. (Yes, I will be doing a piece on new Devils hire Hynes, hopefully within the next few days.)
The World Cup was about to be held in Argentina, and has since been held in Spain, Mexico, Italy, America, France, Japan, Korea, Germany, South Africa and Brazil. The Olympics have since been held in America 3 times, Canada and Russia twice each, Bosnia, Korea, France, Spain, Norway, Japan, Australia, Greece, Italy, China and Britain.
There were 26 Amendments to the Constitution of the United States. (There are now 27.) The idea that corporations were "people" and thus entitled to the rights and protections thereof, was ridiculous -- but so was the idea that two people of the same gender could get married and half the rights and protections of marriage. The U.S. Supreme Court has since changed both.
The President of the United States was Jimmy Carter. Gerald Ford and Richard Nixon, their wives, and the widows of Lyndon Johnson, John F. Kennedy, Dwight D. Eisenhower and Harry Truman were all still alive.
Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush were out of office, and preparing campaigns for the Presidency in 1980. Bill Clinton was Attorney General of the State of Arkansas, and running for Governor. George W. Bush was making his 1st run for public office, for Congress from his home district in Texas. Barack Obama was in high school.
The Governor of the State of New York was Hugh Carey. The Mayor of the City of New York was Ed Koch. Both were at Belmont that day. The Governor of New Jersey was Brendan Byrne. Andrew Cuomo was attending Fordham University, while Bill de Blasio and Chris Christie were in high school.
The monarch of Great Britain was Queen Elizabeth II -- that hasn't changed -- but the Prime Minister was James Callaghan, and of Canada, Pierre Trudeau. England's Football League had just been won in an upset by Brian Clough's Nottingham Forest, and the FA Cup in an equally surprising result by Bobby Robson's Ipswich Town, over Arsenal.
Amnesty International was the current holder of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Pope, in the last few weeks of his reign and life, was Paul VI. The current Pope, Francis, was Bishop Jorge Mario Bergoglio, the provincial superior of the Society of Jesus (a.k.a. the Jesuits) in his native Argentina. There have since been 6 Presidents of the United States, 6 Prime Ministers of Britain, and 5 Popes.
Major novels of 1978, all of which became major motion pictures, included Eye of the Needle by Ken Follett, The Year of Living Dangerously by Christopher Koch, and a pair of eventual Robin Williams vehicles: The World According to Garp by John Irving and What Dreams May Come by Richard Matheson. Stephen King published The Stand, and William Luther Pierce III, under the pen name Andrew Macdonald, published The Turner Diaries, imagining a white supremacist uprising that takes over the United States and exacts revenge against blacks and Jews.
Like most right-wing literature, it's not only abominable sociology, it's bad writing. (By a weird retroactive coincidence, Pierce was born on a September 11, and, already dying of cancer, praised the perpetrators of the 9/11 attacks.)
Stephen King was about to publish The Stand. George R.R. Martin was writing Sandkings. J.K. Rowling was about to turn 13. No one had yet heard of literary characters Arthur Dent, Jason Bourne, Hannibal Lecter, Kinsey Millhone, Celie Harris, Forrest Gump, Jack Ryan, Alex Cross, Bridget Jones, Harry Potter, Robert Langdon, Lisbeth Salander, Bella Swan or Katniss Everdeen. Comic book characters V, Deadpool and Rick Grimes had yet to debut.
Dallas and Fantasy Island all recently debuted on American TV. They didn't have much in common, although with Dr. David Banner, J.R. Ewing, and Mr. Roarke, I don't think you wanted to make any of them angry. Shows getting ready to premiere in the fall included the original version of Battlestar Galactica, Taxi, WKRP in Cincinnati, Diff'rent Strokes, The White Shadow, and Mork & Mindy, starring the aforementioned Robin Williams. The Carol Burnett Show, The Bob Newhart Show, Maude, Columbo, Baretta, and both The Six Million Dollar Man and its spinoff The Bionic Woman, had aired their last first-run episodes.
The panelists on the episode of Match Game that aired that week were Gary Burghoff, Brett Somers, Charles Nelson Reilly, Hope Lange (the star of the late 1960s sitcom The Ghost & Mrs. Muir, which also had Reilly as a regular), Richard Dawson and Patti Deutsch. Kris Houghton was about to marry Robert Kardashian, and (as far as I know), neither of them had ever met Bruce Jenner.
No one had yet heard of such TV icons as Sam Malone, Christine Cagney & Mary Beth Lacey, Zack Morris, Hayden Fox, Dale Cooper, the Seinfeld Four, Buffy Summers, Fox Mulder, Andy Sipowicz, Ross Geller & Rachel Greene, Doug Ross, Xena, Carrie Bradshaw, Tony Soprano, Jed Bartlet, Jack Bauer, Omar Little, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Michael Bluth, Michael Scott, Don Draper, Walter White, Jax Teller, Richard Castle, Ceslie Knope or Sarah Manning.
Nor had anyone yet heard of animation or video game legends such as Mario, He-Man, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Goku, the Thundercats, Bart Simpson, Ash Ketchum or Master Chief.
Christopher Reeve was about to debut in film as Superman, and CBS had Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, Nicholas Hammond as Spider-Man, Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk, and Reb Brown as Captain America. But Adam West was still the most recent live-action Batman, with Olan Soule voicing him on Super Friends (which also had Danny Dark as Superman and Shannon Farnon as Wonder Woman). Roger Moore was playing James Bond, and Tom Baker The Doctor.
No one had yet heard of Mad Max, Jason Voorhees, Ash Williams, John Rambo, the Terminator, the Ghostbusters, Freddy Kreuger, Marty McFly, Robocop, John McClane, Jay & Silent Bob, or Austin Powers.
Gene Roddenberry, having heard that Paramount Pictures had shut down its idea for a 4th major TV network, had begun turning his previously accepted idea for an anchor series, Star Trek: Phase II, into Star Trek: The Motion Picture. George Lucas had begun working on Star Wars, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Stephen Spielberg was filming John Belushi in the war-themed comedy 1941, and it would be one of the few flops that either would have.
Michael Jackson was playing the Scarecrow in a film version of The Wiz, a black version of The Wizard of Oz, with Diana Ross as Dorothy and Richard Pryor as The Wiz. Elvis Presley had died a year earlier. Frank Sinatra had recently organized a star-studded benefit in Las Vegas for ailing former Heavyweight Champion Joe Louis. The Number 1 song in America was "Too Much, Too Little, Too Late," a duet between veteran Johnny Mathis and newcomer Deniece Williams. Within days, Bob Dylan would release his album Street-Legal.
The Buddy Holly Story, starring Gary Busey as the rock and roll pioneer, had just been released to theaters. John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd had recently debuted The Blues Brothers on Saturday Night Live, having previously tried the idea out as The Killer Bees, which Belushi hated. A parody of the Beatles, The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash, and Ringo Starr's special Ringo had both aired on NBC. George Harrison had assisted with each. What John Lennon and Paul McCartney thought of either, I don't know. Paul and his band Wings had a Number 1 hit with "With a Little Luck," while John was still in his self-imposed "househusband" exile from music.
Inflation was such that what $1.00 bought then, $3.66 would buy now. A U.S. postage stamp cost 15 cents, and a New York Subway ride 50 cents. The average price of a gallon of gas was 65 cents, a cup of coffee 74 cents, a McDonald's meal (Big Mac, fries, shake) $1.65, a movie ticket $2.33, a new car $4,645, and a new house $61,600. The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed the day before (a Friday) at 847.54.
Inflation was such that what $1.00 bought then, $3.66 would buy now. A U.S. postage stamp cost 15 cents, and a New York Subway ride 50 cents. The average price of a gallon of gas was 65 cents, a cup of coffee 74 cents, a McDonald's meal (Big Mac, fries, shake) $1.65, a movie ticket $2.33, a new car $4,645, and a new house $61,600. The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed the day before (a Friday) at 847.54.
The tallest building in the world was the Sears Tower in Chicago. Hardly anybody had mobile telephones, and they were huge. Automatic teller machines were still a relatively
new thing, and many people had never seen one. There were heart transplants, liver transplants
and lung transplants, and artificial kidneys, but no artificial hearts. There were birth control pills, but no Viagara.
Pong was widely available, but the Atari 2600 video game system hadn't yet caught on. Space Invaders was about to turn arcades from pinball-dominated to video-game-dominated. Personal computers were just beginning, with the Commodore VIC-20 still the leader. Apple was way off. Most people had never heard of Steve Jobs or Bill Gates, and almost no one outside his inner circle had heard of Tim Berners-Lee.
In the Spring of 1978, Italy's former Prime Minister Aldo Moro was found, assassinated. A coup took place in the African nation of Comoros. Despite being 53 years old, Mavis Hutchinson became the 1st woman to run across America, doing it in 69 days. Atlantic City's 1st legal casino opened, Resorts International, in the former Haddon Hall hotel. (It still stands, at 1133 Boardwalk, under the name Resorts Casino Hotel, and, in a nod to when the first building in the complex was built, has a Roaring Twenties theme.) In baseball, Pete Rose collected his 3,000th career hit. His 44-game hitting streak was yet to begin.
Aram Khachaturian, and Robert Menzies, and Lucius Clay died. Maria Menounos, and Brian Urlacher, and Dirk Nowitzki were born.
June 3, 1978. Affirmed, with Steve Cauthen aboard, won the Belmont Stakes, and with it the Triple Crown.
Now, American Pharoah has done it again, after 37 years. Let's hope we don't have to wait 37 years for another -- or even 25 years, like it was between Citation in 1948 and Secretariat in 1973.
Thursday, June 4, 2015
Cities' Finals Appearances, 1876-2015
Pardon the photo. I needed one with all 4 major trophies -- The Commissioner's Trophy (MLB), the Vince Lombardi Trophy (NFL), the Larry O'Brien Trophy (NBA) and the Stanley Cup (NHL) -- all together. I only found 2, and 1 was distorted, showing them elongated, too long and too thin. This one was fine, even though it's at Fenway Park. (You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.) The man closest to the trophies, and yet furthest away from the NBA trophy, is Bill Russell.
This list includes the following:
Baseball
* Pre-World Series National League Pennant winners, 1876-1881 and 1898-1902.
* National League vs. American Association series, 1882-1891.
* Temple Cup, 1892-1897.
* Chronicle-Telegraph Cup, 1900.
* Pre-World Series American League Pennant winners, 1901-1902.
* World Series, 1903-2014.
Football
* NFL Championship Game, 1932-1965.
* AFL Championship Game, 1960-1965.
* AAFC Championship Game, 1946-1949.
* Super Bowl, 1967-2015.
* World Bowl (WFL Championship Game), 1974.
* USFL Championship Game, 1983-1985.
* Grey Cup (Canadian Football League), 1909-2014.
Basketball
* ABL Finals, 1926-1946.
* NBL Finals, 1938-1949.
* NBA Finals, 1947-2015.
* ABA Finals, 1968-1976.
* WNBA Finals, 1997-2014.
Hockey
* Stanley Cup Finals, 1927-2015, plus 1893-1926 appearances by cities with current NHL teams.
* Avco World Trophy Finals (WHA), 1973-1979.
Soccer
* NASL Finals, 1968-1984.
* MLS Cup, 1996-2014.
* CONCACAF Champions League, 1962-2015.
No Arena Football. No American Football League other than the one of the 1960s that formed the bulk of today's AFC. No indoor soccer. No U.S. Open Cup soccer finals. Professional titles only: No college football, basketball, baseball or hockey titles. No neutral-site hostings, such as Super Bowls, Final Fours, Olympics or World Cups.
When a final featured 2 teams from the same metropolitan area, I list it twice.
1. New York (includes North Jersey & Long Island), 153: AA Champions, 1884, 1889; NL Champions, 1888, 1889, 1890, 1899, 1900, 1904; Temple Cup, 1894; World Series, 1905, 1911, 1912, 1913, 1916, 1917, 1920, 1921, 1921, 1922, 1922, 1923, 1923, 1924, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1932, 1933, 1936, 1936, 1937, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1947, 1947, 1949, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1951, 1952, 1952, 1953, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1955, 1956, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1969, 1973, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1981, 1986, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2009; NFL Championship, 1933, 1934, 1935, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1944, 1946, 1956, 1958, 1959, 1961, 1962, 1963; AAFC Championship, 1946, 1947; Super Bowl, 1969, 1987, 1991, 2001, 2008, 2012; ABL Finals, 1926, 1927, 1928, 1930, 1935, 1935, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1938, 1939, 1939, 1941; NBA Finals, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1970, 1972, 1973, 1994, 1999, 2002, 2003; ABA Finals, 1972, 1974, 1976; WNBA Finals, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2002; Stanley Cup Finals, 1928, 1929, 1932, 1933, 1937, 1940, 1950, 1972, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1994, 1995, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2012, 2014; NASL Final, 1972, 1977, 1978, 1980, 1981, 1982; MLS Cup Final, 2008.
2. Boston (includes Foxboro, Providence, Hartford & Mohegan Sun), 84: NL Champions, 1877, 1878, 1879, 1883, 1884, 1891, 1892, 1893, 1897, 1898; AA Champions, 1891; World Series, 1903, 1904, 1912, 1914, 1915, 1916, 1918, 1946, 1948, 1967, 1975, 1986, 2004, 2007, 2013; NFL Championship Game, 1936; AFL Championship Game, 1963; Super Bowl, 1986, 1997, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2008, 2012, 2015; NBA Finals, 1957, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1968, 1969, 1974, 1976, 1981, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 2009, 2010; WNBA Finals, 2004, 2005; Stanley Cup Finals, 1927, 1929, 1930, 1939, 1941, 1943, 1946, 1953, 1957, 1958, 1970, 1972, 1974, 1977, 1978, 1988, 1990, 2011, 2013; Avco Trophy Finals, 1973, 1978; MLS Cup Final, 2002, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2014.
3. Montreal, 74: Grey Cup, 1931, 1944, 1949, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1970, 1974, 1975, 1977, 1978, 1979, 2000, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2008, 2009, 2010; Stanley Cup Finals, 1893, 1894, 1895, 1896, 1897, 1898, 1899, 1900, 1901, 1902, 1903, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1910, 1914, 1916, 1917, 1919, 1924, 1925, 1926, 1928, 1930, 1931, 1935, 1944, 1946, 1947, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1959, 1960, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1971, 1973, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1986, 1989, 1993; CONCACAF Champions League, 2015.
5. Chicago, 65: NL Champions, 1876, 1880, 1881, 1882, 1885, 1886; AL Champions, 1901; World Series, 1906, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1910, 1917, 1918, 1919, 1929, 1932, 1935, 1938, 1945, 1959, 2005; NFL Championship Game, 1932, 1933, 1934, 1937, 1940, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1946, 1947, 1948, 1956, 1963; Super Bowl, 1986, 2007; NBL Finals, 1947; NBA Finals, 1947, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998; WNBA Finals, 2014; Stanley Cup Finals, 1931, 1934, 1938, 1944, 1961, 1962, 1965, 1971, 1973, 1992, 2010, 2013, 2015; Avco Trophy Finals, 1974; NASL Final, 1981, 1984; MLS Cup Final, 1998, 2000, 2003.
7. Philadelphia (includes South Jersey & Delaware), 54: AA Champions, 1883; AL Champions, 1902; World Series, 1905, 1910, 1911, 1913, 1914, 1915, 1929, 1930, 1931, 1950, 1980, 1983, 1993, 2008, 2009; NFL Championship Game, 1947, 1948, 1949, 1960; Super Bowl, 1981, 2005; USFL Championship Game, 1983, 1984; ABL Finals, 1934, 1934, 1936, 1937, 1940, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1943, 1944, 1944, 1945, 1946; NBA Finals, 1947, 1948, 1956, 1967, 1977, 1980, 1982, 1983, 2001; Stanley Cup Finals, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1980, 1985, 1987, 1997, 2010; NASL Final, 1973.
9. Winnipeg, 37: Grey Cup, 1925, 1935, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1945, 1946, 1947, 1950, 1957, 1958, 1959, 1961, 1962, 1965, 1984, 1988, 1990, 1992, 1993, 2001, 2007, 2011; Stanley Cup Finals, 1896, 1899, 1901, 1902, 1903, 1908; Avco Trophy Finals, 1973, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979.
10. St. Louis, 34: AA Champions, 1885, 1886, 1887, 1888; World Series, 1926, 1928, 1930, 1931, 1934, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1944, 1946, 1964, 1967, 1968, 1982, 1985, 1987, 2004, 2006, 2011, 2013; Super Bowl, 2000, 2002; NBA Finals, 1957, 1958, 1960, 1961; Stanley Cup Finals, 1968, 1969, 1970; NASL Final, 1972.
11. Edmonton, 34: Grey Cup, 1921, 1922, 1952, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1960, 1973, 1974, 1975, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1986, 1987, 1990, 1993, 1996, 2002, 2003; Stanley Cup Finals, 1908, 1910, 1923, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1987, 1988, 1990, 2006; Avco Trophy Finals, 1979.
12. Hamilton, 33: Grey Cup, 1911, 1912, 1913, 1915, 1927, 1928, 1929, 1932, 1935, 1943, 1944, 1953, 1957, 1958, 1959, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1967, 1972, 1980, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1989, 1998, 1999, 2013, 2014; Stanley Cup Finals, 1910, 1911.
13. San Francisco (includes Oakland & San Jose), 31: World Series, 1962, 1972, 1973, 1974, 1988, 1989, 1989, 1990, 2002, 2010, 2012, 2014; AAFC Championship Game, 1949; Super Bowl, 1968, 1977, 1981, 1982, 1985, 1989, 1990, 1995, 2003, 2013; USFL Championship Game, 1985; NBA Finals, 1964, 1967, 1975, 2015; ABA Finals, 1969; MLS Cup Final, 2001, 2003.
14. Ottawa, 31 (includes Kanata): Grey Cup, 1925, 1926, 1936, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1948, 1951, 1960, 1966, 1968, 1969, 1973, 1976, 1981; Stanley Cup Finals, 1894, 1897, 1903, 1904, 1905, 1906, 1908, 1909, 1910, 1911, 1915, 1920, 1921, 1923, 1927, 2007.
15. Cleveland (includes Akron & Richfield), 30: Temple Cup, 1892, 1895, 1896; World Series, 1920, 1948, 1954, 1995, 1997; AAFC Championship Game, 1946, 1947, 1948, 1949; NFL Championship Game, 1945, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1957, 1964; ABL Finals, 1926, 1927, 1929, 1930; NBL Finals, 1938, 1939, 1940; NBA Finals, 2007, 2015.
16. Milwaukee (includes Green Bay, Oshkosh & Sheboygan), 29: World Series, 1957, 1958, 1982; NFL Championship Game, 1936, 1938, 1939, 1944, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1965; Super Bowl, 1967, 1968, 1997, 1998, 2011; NBL Finals, 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1945, 1946, 1949; NBA Finals, 1971, 1974.
17. Washington (includes Landover & College Park), 27: World Series, 1924, 1925, 1933; NFL Championship Game, 1937, 1940, 1942, 1943, 1945; Super Bowl, 1973, 1983, 1984, 1988, 1992; USFL Championship Game, 1985; ABL Finals, 1940; NBA Finals, 1949, 1975, 1978, 1979; Stanley Cup Finals, 1998; NASL Final, 1970; MLS Cup Final, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2004; CONCACAF Champions League, 1998.
18. Pittsburgh, 23: Chronicle-Telegraph Cup, 1900; NL Champions, 1901, 1902; World Series, 1903, 1909, 1925, 1927, 1960, 1971, 1979; Super Bowl, 1975, 1976, 1979, 1980, 1996, 2006, 2009, 2011; ABA Finals, 1968; Stanley Cup Finals, 1991, 1992, 2008, 2009.
19. Baltimore, 23: Temple Cup, 1894, 1895, 1896, 1897; World Series, 1966, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1979, 1983; NFL Championship Game, 1958, 1959, 1964; Super Bowl, 1969, 1971, 2001, 2013; Grey Cup, 1994, 1995; ABL Finals, 1945, 1946; NBA Finals, 1948, 1971.
19. Baltimore, 23: Temple Cup, 1894, 1895, 1896, 1897; World Series, 1966, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1979, 1983; NFL Championship Game, 1958, 1959, 1964; Super Bowl, 1969, 1971, 2001, 2013; Grey Cup, 1994, 1995; ABL Finals, 1945, 1946; NBA Finals, 1948, 1971.
21. Indianapolis (includes Fort Wayne & Anderson), 20: Super Bowl, 2007, 2010; ABL Finals, 1928, 1929, 1931; NBL Finals, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1945, 1949; NBA Finals, 1955, 1956, 2000; ABA Finals, 1969, 1970, 1972, 1973, 1975; WNBA Finals, 2009, 2012.
23. Houston, 19: World Series, 2005; AFL Championship Game, 1960, 1961, 1962; NBA Finals, 1981, 1986, 1994, 1995; WNBA Finals, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000; Avco Trophy Finals, 1974, 1975, 1976; MLS Cup Final, 2006, 2007, 2011, 2012.
24. Vancouver, 18: Grey Cup, 1963, 1964, 1983, 1985, 1988, 1994, 200, 2004, 2006, 2011; Stanley Cup Finals, 1915, 1918, 1921, 1922, 1982, 1984, 2011; NASL Final, 1979.
25. Dallas (includes Arlington & Irving), 18: World Series, 2010, 2011; AFL Championship Game, 1962; Super Bowl, 1971, 1972, 1976, 1978, 1979, 1993, 1994, 1995; NBA Finals, 2006, 2011; Stanley Cup Finals, 1999, 2000; NASL Final, 1971, 1973; MLS Cup Final, 2010.
26. Buffalo (includes Orchard Park, Rochester & Syracuse), 17: AAFC Championship Game, 1948; AFL Championship Game, 1964, 1965; Super Bowl, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994; ABL Finals, 1930; NBL Finals, 1946, 1947, 1948; NBA Finals, 1951, 1954, 1955; Stanley Cup Finals, 1975, 1999; NASL Final, 1970.
27. Calgary, 17: Grey Cup, 1948, 1949, 1968, 1970, 1971, 1991, 1992, 1995, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2008, 2012, 2014; Stanley Cup Finals, 1924, 1986, 1989.
28. Miami (includes Fort Lauderdale), 15: World Series, 1997, 2003; Super Bowl, 1972, 1973, 1974, 1983, 1985; NBA Finals, 2006, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014; Stanley Cup Finals, 1996; NASL Final, 1974, 1980.
29. Seattle, 13: Super Bowl, 2006, 2013, 2015; NBA Finals, 1978, 1979, 1996; WNBA Finals, 2004, 2010; Stanley Cup Finals, 1917, 1919, 1920; NASL Final, 1977, 1982.
30. Denver, 13: World Series, 2007; Super Bowl, 1978, 1987, 1988, 1990, 1998, 1999, 2014; ABA Finals, 1976; Stanley Cup Finals, 1996, 2001; MLS Cup Final, 1997, 2010.
32. Atlanta, 12: World Series, 1991, 1992, 1995, 1996, 1999; Super Bowl, 1999; WNBA Finals, 2010, 2011, 2013; NASL Final, 1968, 1969, 1971.
33. Kansas City (includes K.C., Missouri & K.C., Kansas), 9: World Series, 1980, 1985, 2014; Super Bowl, 1967, 1970; NASL Final, 1969; MLS Cup Final, 2000, 2004, 2013.
34. Phoenix (includes Glendale), 9: World Series, 2001; Super Bowl, 2009; USFL Championship Game, 1984; NBA Finals, 1976, 1993; WNBA Finals, 1998, 2007, 2009, 2014.
36. Tampa Bay (includes Tampa & St. Petersburg), 7: World Series, 2008; Super Bowl, 2003; Stanley Cup Finals, 2004, 2015; NASL Final, 1974, 1978, 1979.
37. San Antonio, 7: NBA Finals, 1999, 2003, 2005, 2007, 2013, 2014; WNBA Finals, 2008.
38. Salt Lake City, 7: ABA Finals, 1971, 1974; NBA Finals, 1997, 1998; MLS Cup Finals, 2009, 2013; CONCACAF Champion League, 2011.
43. Louisville, 4: AA Champions, 1890; ABA Finals, 1971, 1973, 1975.
44. Sarnia (Ontario), 3: Grey Cup, 1933, 1934, 1936.
45. Orlando, 3: World Bowl (WFL), 1974; NBA Finals, 1995, 2009.
46. Victoria (British Columbia, not close enough to be counted with Vancouver), 3: Stanley Cup Finals, 1914, 1925, 1926.
47. New Orleans, 2: Super Bowl, 2010; ABA Finals, 1968.
48. Sacramento, 2: WNBA Finals, 2005, 2006.
49. Oklahoma (includes Oklahoma City & Tulsa), 2: NBA Finals, 2012; NASL Final, 1983.
50. Tennessee (includes Memphis & Nashville), 1: Super Bowl, 2000.
51. Columbus (not close enough to counted with Cincinnati), 1: MLS Cup Final, 2008.
52. Birmingham, 1: World Bowl (WFL), 1974.
53. Jacksonville is the only metropolitan area currently with a team in either MLB, the NFL, the NBA, the NHL or MLS that has never had a team in the final of any of those sports. It has, however, hosted a Super Bowl.
Sweepness In Seattle: Felix Is No King
The Yankees ended May just 1 game over .500. They needed to get June off to a good start.
Starting a series in Seattle against Felix Hernandez was not a promising start.
But the Yankees had Michael Pineda on the mound -- the guy they got from Seattle in exchange for Jesus Montero, who's eaten his way out of the major leagues. He pitched 6 innings, allowing 2 runs on 7 hits and 2 walks.
LeBron "King" James has now played in the last 5 NBA Finals, winning 2 of the 1st 4. He has earned the name.
On this night, "King" Felix proved no better than "King" Henrik Lundqvist -- indeed, considerably worse. The Yankees smacked him around, and he didn't help himself, walking 5 batters in less than 5 full innings. Mark Teixeira essentially knocked "King" Felix out of the game with a 5th-inning home run, a grand slam, his 15th Teix Message of the season.
(Notice that "King" is still in quotation marks, but Teix Message no longer is.)
Justin Wilson, Dellin Betances and Chasen Shreve pitched 3 shutout innings, with only a 9th-inning hit allowed by Shreve ruining a perfect relief performance. Yankees 7, Mariners 2. WP: Pineda (7-2). No save. LP: Hernandez (8-2).
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CC Sabathia was sent out to pitch the Tuesday night game, and got into the 6th inning. but left losing 2-1. It was still 2-1 Mariners going into the 9th inning.
Chase Headley led off the inning was a walk. That's usually a good sign if it happens for your team. But Carlos Beltran flew out and Didi Gregorius struck out. The Yankees were down to their last out, and it was up to Brian McCann.
Except McCann is actually having a good season, and he singled.
Oh, but the next batter is Stephen Drew, and he can't hit at all.
Except Drew doubled home Headley. If McCann could run, he would have scored the go-ahead run. But he had to stop at 3rd, and Brett Gardner grounded out.
Top of the 11th. Gregorius surprised everyone by hitting a leadoff single. McCann grounded into a double play to eliminate him. But Drew singled. Then Gardner doubled, but, being as slow as McCann, Drew could only get to 3rd.
Garrett Jones came up, and hit a home run to right-center. Just his 2nd as a Yankee. Andrew Miller was bit shaky in the bottom of the 11th, allowing a run, but got out of it.
Yankees 5, Mariners 3. WP: Justin Wilson (2-0). SV: Miller (16). LP: Tom Wilhelmsen (1-1).
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The Yankees usually have a tough time in Seattle. Taking 2 out of 3 there would have been fantastic. A sweep? Dare we dream?
We are Yankee Fans: Our dreams tend to come true.
Masahiro Tanaka, the man Matt Harvey wishes he could pitch as well as, took the mound on Wednesday afternoon. In the bottom of the 3rd, he allowed a double to Brad Miller and a triple to Dustin Ackley. (Dustin Ackley? Isn't that the guy who beat up Holden Caulfield at the prep school early in The Catcher In the Rye?)
Other than that, Tanaka was brilliant. He went 7 innings, allowing just that 1 run, on only 1 other hit (a single by Logan Morrison), no walks, and 9 strikeouts.
Speaking of the Mariners not hitting: A lot has been made over Stephen Drew, Robinson Cano's replacement as the Yankee 2nd baseman, hitting very poorly. But did you notice? Cano ain't doin' so hot, either. He ended the series batting .244, with an on-base percentage of .286, and a slugging percentage of .330. Does that sound like it's worth a giant contract to you? Because it sure don't sound like it to me.
Ah, but did the Yankees give Tanaka the runs he needed to win? In the 2nd, Teixeira hit his 16th homer. In the 4th, Jones hit his 3rd homer.
Joe Girardi actually trusted the 8th inning, with just a 2-run lead, to Chris Capuano. He allowed a leadoff single, then got a strikeout. That's when Girardi pulled him. (If it had been the other way around, K then 1B, it would have made more sense, but when was the last time Girardi's bullpen management made sense? Probably November 4, 2009.)
Girardi brought in Andrew Miller, who loaded the bases with a hit-by-pitch and a walk -- and got out of it with a strikeout and a grounder. He allowed a 2-out single in the 9th, but otherwise got through the inning with no damage.
Yankees 3, Mariners 1. WP: Tanaka (3-1). SV: Miller (17). LP: Taijuan Walker (2-6).
Sweepness in Seattle. Something the Yankees rarely got in the Kingdome years.
Starting a series in Seattle against Felix Hernandez was not a promising start.
But the Yankees had Michael Pineda on the mound -- the guy they got from Seattle in exchange for Jesus Montero, who's eaten his way out of the major leagues. He pitched 6 innings, allowing 2 runs on 7 hits and 2 walks.
LeBron "King" James has now played in the last 5 NBA Finals, winning 2 of the 1st 4. He has earned the name.
On this night, "King" Felix proved no better than "King" Henrik Lundqvist -- indeed, considerably worse. The Yankees smacked him around, and he didn't help himself, walking 5 batters in less than 5 full innings. Mark Teixeira essentially knocked "King" Felix out of the game with a 5th-inning home run, a grand slam, his 15th Teix Message of the season.
(Notice that "King" is still in quotation marks, but Teix Message no longer is.)
Justin Wilson, Dellin Betances and Chasen Shreve pitched 3 shutout innings, with only a 9th-inning hit allowed by Shreve ruining a perfect relief performance. Yankees 7, Mariners 2. WP: Pineda (7-2). No save. LP: Hernandez (8-2).
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CC Sabathia was sent out to pitch the Tuesday night game, and got into the 6th inning. but left losing 2-1. It was still 2-1 Mariners going into the 9th inning.
Chase Headley led off the inning was a walk. That's usually a good sign if it happens for your team. But Carlos Beltran flew out and Didi Gregorius struck out. The Yankees were down to their last out, and it was up to Brian McCann.
Except McCann is actually having a good season, and he singled.
Oh, but the next batter is Stephen Drew, and he can't hit at all.
Except Drew doubled home Headley. If McCann could run, he would have scored the go-ahead run. But he had to stop at 3rd, and Brett Gardner grounded out.
Top of the 11th. Gregorius surprised everyone by hitting a leadoff single. McCann grounded into a double play to eliminate him. But Drew singled. Then Gardner doubled, but, being as slow as McCann, Drew could only get to 3rd.
Garrett Jones came up, and hit a home run to right-center. Just his 2nd as a Yankee. Andrew Miller was bit shaky in the bottom of the 11th, allowing a run, but got out of it.
Yankees 5, Mariners 3. WP: Justin Wilson (2-0). SV: Miller (16). LP: Tom Wilhelmsen (1-1).
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The Yankees usually have a tough time in Seattle. Taking 2 out of 3 there would have been fantastic. A sweep? Dare we dream?
We are Yankee Fans: Our dreams tend to come true.
Masahiro Tanaka, the man Matt Harvey wishes he could pitch as well as, took the mound on Wednesday afternoon. In the bottom of the 3rd, he allowed a double to Brad Miller and a triple to Dustin Ackley. (Dustin Ackley? Isn't that the guy who beat up Holden Caulfield at the prep school early in The Catcher In the Rye?)
Other than that, Tanaka was brilliant. He went 7 innings, allowing just that 1 run, on only 1 other hit (a single by Logan Morrison), no walks, and 9 strikeouts.
Speaking of the Mariners not hitting: A lot has been made over Stephen Drew, Robinson Cano's replacement as the Yankee 2nd baseman, hitting very poorly. But did you notice? Cano ain't doin' so hot, either. He ended the series batting .244, with an on-base percentage of .286, and a slugging percentage of .330. Does that sound like it's worth a giant contract to you? Because it sure don't sound like it to me.
Ah, but did the Yankees give Tanaka the runs he needed to win? In the 2nd, Teixeira hit his 16th homer. In the 4th, Jones hit his 3rd homer.
Joe Girardi actually trusted the 8th inning, with just a 2-run lead, to Chris Capuano. He allowed a leadoff single, then got a strikeout. That's when Girardi pulled him. (If it had been the other way around, K then 1B, it would have made more sense, but when was the last time Girardi's bullpen management made sense? Probably November 4, 2009.)
Girardi brought in Andrew Miller, who loaded the bases with a hit-by-pitch and a walk -- and got out of it with a strikeout and a grounder. He allowed a 2-out single in the 9th, but otherwise got through the inning with no damage.
Yankees 3, Mariners 1. WP: Tanaka (3-1). SV: Miller (17). LP: Taijuan Walker (2-6).
Sweepness in Seattle. Something the Yankees rarely got in the Kingdome years.
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Jack Wilshere, England's Public Enemy Number One
Warning: Unpleasant language. And not just the profane variety.
Rather than talk about the Yankees; or comment on today's Daily News article suggesting that Robinson Cano, rather than Stephen Drew, is the 2nd baseman doing the most damage to his team by not hitting despite having a massive salary; or wax poetic on how the New York Rangers are a freakin' joke after they choked again...
I'm going to talk about the most horrible human being on the face of the Earth: Jack Wilshere.
I'm being sarcastic, of course. I love Jacky Boy.
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Jack Andrew Garry Wilshere (WILL-shur) was born on January 1, 1992, in Stevenage, in Hertfordshire, about 30 miles north of London. He's been with the North London soccer team Arsenal since joining their youth system in 2001 -- at age 9. (Yes, that's legally possible, presuming the right paperwork is done.) At which point, despite being from a family of fans of the East London club West Ham United, he's been a committed Arsenal fan and player.
In 2008, he made his Premier League debut for the club, age 16, the youngest Arsenal player ever to appear in a League game. (That includes the old Football League Division One, as well as its 1992 replacement, the Premier League.) A few days later, he scored his 1st goal for the club.
In the middle of the 2009-10 season, having a glut of midfielders (especially short but mobile ones), Arsenal loaned Jack out to Lancashire side Bolton Wanderers, so he could gain Premier League playing time. It worked wonders, and when the 2010-11 season dawned, at age 18, he was ready. He was also selected to play for the senior England team for the first time. He played brilliantly, and was put on the cover of FourFourTwo, England's premier soccer magazine, as part of its annual "20 Under 20" feature.
Then things began to fall apart -- almost literally. In a preseason match in August 2011, he broke his ankle, and missed the entire season (whose regular season usually goes from mid-August to mid-May). He has suffered other injuries, which have earned him the name "Jack Wheelchair." But he has usually bounced back from them to play superbly again.
Upon his 2012-13 return, he was moved out of the Number 19 jersey and into the Number 10 -- a number graced by such Arsenal legends as Alex James, Reg Lewis, Ray Kennedy, Paul Merson and Dennis Bergkamp -- but, recently, disgraced by William Gallas and club hero-turned-traitor Robin van Persie.
He has been praised by some great players. Arsenal legend Liam Brady, the club's Irish-born youth director for most of Jack's time with the club, has called him "the latest in a line of technically gifted English players." Barcelona defender Dani Alves has called him "a great player," Bayern Munich midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger called him "one of the best players there are at his position," and Borussia Dortmund forward Marco Reus called him "a perfect player."
(Schweinsteiger and Reus were members of the Germany team that won the World Cup last year, beating Argentina in the Final after a Semifinal demolition of host Brazil, including Alves.)
He has, occasionally, been a bit indisciplined on the pitch, receiving some yellow cards and even red cards for tackling too hard. His personal life has also raised questions. He likes to drink -- as if he's the first English soccer player to do that! He likes to smoke, and has been upbraided by manager Arsene Wenger for that. He likes to go out with his "mates" and have fun, a time-honored (or "time-honoured") English "footballer" tradition.
Before he was 22, he already had 2 children, a son named Archie and a daughter named Delilah. Whether he and the children's mother are still together is in public dispute. But, clearly, he adores his kids: In each of the last 2 seasons, he has taken them with him onto the pitch after Arsenal's last home game, as part of the "lap of honour," a tradition in which all the players walk around the pitch and wave to the fans.
In 2010, he was arrested for being in a fight, but the charges were dropped once it became apparent that he was trying to be a peacemaker. A few months later, he hailed a taxi. This was a good thing: He was drunk, and Arsenal fans well remember how, rather than call a taxi, the great centreback and team Captain Tony Adams tried to drive himself home in 1990, crashing his car, putting himself in prison for a few weeks and preventing him from playing for England in the World Cup.
But, in Wilshere's 2011 case, the driver refused to take him, because (the driver said) Jack was too drunk. The driver was wearing a hat of Arsenal's North London arch-rivals, Tottenham Hotspur, and Jack supposedly spat on him. He was let off with a warning.
A player to whom Jack is often compared is Paul Gascoigne -- and not just for favorable reasons. "Gazza," a native of the Newcastle area (and thus a "Geordie"), starred for Newcastle United and Tottenham in the late 1980s and early 1990s, becoming a nationwide hero for his performances for England in the 1990 World Cup, before injuries and drinking ravaged his career and his health.
Gazza is often compared to George Best, the Northern Ireland native who starred for Manchester United in the late 1960s and early 1970s, before wrecking his career and health with drinking. Best died at age 59, after a liver transplant didn't give him the message -- at least that other great Number 7, Mickey Mantle, did stop drinking, although the damage was already done.
Gascoigne just turned 48, and has repeatedly been to rehab, including in the U.S., but keeps relapsing, and few people will be surprised if he dies even younger than Best did. (At the moment, he seems to be keeping sober, while a documentary about him is premiering.)
More on the Wilshere/Gascoigne comparison later. Suffice it to say, though, that Jack hasn't gotten into nearly the trouble that Gazza already had by the same age (23).
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Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur, a.k.a. "Spurs," play their games 4.7 miles apart in North London. That's less than half the distance between Yankee Stadium and the Mets' Citi Field. It's less than 1/3rd the distance that was between the baseball Giants' Polo Grounds and the Brooklyn Dodgers' Ebbets Field. It's less than the distance between the Knicks & Rangers' Madison Square Garden and the Nets & Islanders' Barclays Center (and considerably less than that between the Garden and the Islanders' former home, the Nassau Coliseum). It's less than the distance between the Garden and the Devils' Prudential Center (and even less than that between the Garden and the Devils' former home at the Meadowlands).
There's an old saying: "Familiarity breeds contempt." The particulars of why Arsenal and Tottenham hate each other, above and beyond proximity, are stories for another time. But, as the great college football broadcaster Keith Jackson would say, "These two teams just... don't... like each other."
Actually, usually, that's not true. Most of the time, it's not the players on opposite sides of a rivalry that have a problem with each other, it's the fans. Put it this way: You know how the Yankees only have an increased police presence when the Red Sox come to town? Well, when Arsenal play Tottenham in a "North London Derby," the police presence for a Yanks-Sox game -- in either The Bronx or the Back Bay -- would be seriously insufficient. Ohio State vs. Michigan? Alabama vs. Auburn? Duke vs. North Carolina? Those are civilized affairs compared to some of the English derbies, and North London is as nasty as any of them.
There are certain songs that each side's fans sings against the other's club and fans. To the tune of the Village People's "Go West," Arsenal fans sing, "Stand up! If you hate Tott'num!" Not to be outdone (in this, anyway), Spurs fans use the same song: "Stand up! If you hate Ars'nal!"
That's tame compared to some others. Arsenal fans have a song, to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" about what happened when "The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope!" (Hint: The Pope was not pleased.) They have songs calling the Tottenham manager's mother a whore. When it's over, if said manager's mother is dead, someone will shout, "She's dead!" and everyone will add, "From whoring!" When Spurs recently hired a manager whose mother was still alive, this did not stop the fans: "She lives!" "By whoring!"
Spurs fans, however, go further than that. It's common for fans, to the tune of "Guantanamera," to sing, "One (name of player), there's only one (name of player)!" If they like the manager, they do that, too, and Arsenal fans have sung about their Alsace-born "Professor," "One Arsene Wenger, there's only one Arsene Wenger!"
Spurs fans, unhappy that Wenger has done more with Arsenal in his 19 years with the club than all Tottenham managers combined have done in 133 seasons, take note of the fact that Wenger likes to take a deep interest in the club's youth setup, and play young players, to give them the experience they need to face the best teams in the world. Spurs fans think there's some ulterior motive, and so, to the tune of "Winter Wonderland," they sing...
There's only one Arsene Wenger!
There's only one Arsene Wenger!
With a packet of sweets
and a cheeky little smile
Wenger is a fuckin' paedophile!
That's how it's spelled (or "spelt") there, and they pronounce it "PEE-doh-file."
And you thought Duke basketball fans were evil. (They are, but that's another matter.)
There is no evidence to support this charge. On the contrary: The first time I heard it, Spurs' own manager was awaiting trial on a felony charge: Harry Redknapp, for tax evasion. (He beat the charge. How is a story for another time, but it doesn't make Spurs look good.)
There is a chant that Arsenal fans do about Tottenham:
Q: What do you think of Tottenham?
A: Shit!
Q: What do you think of shit?
A: Tottenham!
Q: Thank you!
A: That's all right! We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham! We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham! We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham! We are the Tottenham haters!
Usually followed by the sneering, repeated delivery of the word "Yiddos!" referring to Tottenham's "Jewish heritage," which is ridiculous as well as anti-Semitic (and which their side has picked up and uses on themselves, anyway, the idiots).
Why do Arsenal fans think Tottenham are "shit"? Tottenham usually finish in the Premier League's top 6. Every once in a while, they finish 4th. In the season that just ended, they finished 5th. This is good enough to qualify for Europe's secondary soccer competition, the Europa League, formerly known as the Inter-Cities Fairs Cup (Arsenal won it under that name in 1970) and the UEFA Cup (Tottenham won it under that name in 1972 and 1984). But only twice, in 1962-63 and 2011-12, have Spurs qualified for the top European competition, the UEFA Champions League, formerly known (and the trophy for it still is) as the European Cup. Arsenal have qualified for it every season since 1998-99.
Arsenal play at the Emirates Stadium, a 5-minute walk from the site of their 1913-2006 home, Arsenal Stadium, known as Highbury for the neighborhood. Tottenham play at White Hart Lane, although they, too, are trying to build a new stadium, because, like Highbury, The Lane simply doesn't seat enough people. (The Lane seats 36,000, Highbury seated 38,000, the Emirates seats 60,000.)
Arsenal fans call White Hart Lane "The Shithole." It's not as bad as it was, as each of its stands was replaced in the 1990s. Spurs fans called Highbury "The Library," transferring that nearly-rhyming nickname to the Emirates. Why? Because they think Arsenal fans are too quiet. Well, Spurs fans are practically illiterate, so how the hell would they know what the inside of a library sounds like?
Tottenham have won the FA Cup, England's in-season national tournament, 8 times. This is actually rather impressive -- until you realize that they haven't won it, or even been in a Final, since 1991. Only 3 times in 24 years have they even made a Semifinal, and lost them all, 2 of them to Arsenal. There are 2 teams that have won it more: Manchester United 11, and... Arsenal 12. Including the last 2.
Tottenham have won the League twice: In 1951 and 1961. Both times, they clinched the title at White Hart Lane. Both times, the team they beat in the clincher was Sheffield Wednesday.
Arsenal have won the League 13 times. On 2 of those occasions, 1971 and 2004, they clinched the title at White Hart Lane. Both times, the team they beat in the clincher was Tottenham.
In other words, Arsenal have won the League at Tottenham's ground as many times as Tottenham have.
In addition, while Arsenal have had a hooligan "firm," The Herd, most of their fans don't take special pride in it. Tottenham have a firm, also using a variation on the slur: "The Yid Army." Some army: Pretty much every book written by a former hooligan, be they from West Ham, Millwall, Chelsea or anyone else, says pretty much the same thing: They'll wreck a pub a mile from the ground, scare a few women and old men, then "claim a result"; but put them up against another firm, and unless the Spurs boys outnumber their opponents 2-1, they'll "do a runner."
Earlier, I mentioned Tony Adams, the Arsenal Captain who did a little time for drunk driving, and Paul Gascoigne, the Tottenham star with the long-running booze problem. Adams is one of the most beloved former Arsenal players; he got sober and founded a rehab center. Gazza is one of the most beloved former Tottenham players; he got kicked out of Adams' rehab center.
So, in terms of both on-field success and off-field behavior, Arsenal fans have plenty of reasons to believe that Tottenham are bad, poor, ineffective, lousy, "shit."
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September 29, 2011. Jack's son Archie is born. He announced it on his Instagram account, showing a picture of himself kissing his newborn son. Awwww.
Less cute was what happened next. Some Arsenal fan posted a picture of a newborn baby (presumably, not Archie), wearing a T-shirt that said, "I'm only 3 hours old, and already I know Tottenham are shit!"
Jack was not responsible for that picture. Whether he saw it, and what his reaction was, only he knows for sure.
May 18, 2014. A day earlier, Arsenal had ended an uncharacteristic 9-year trophy drought by winning the FA Cup, beating Yorkshire side Hull City 3-2 in extra time (overtime) at the new Wembley Stadium in West London. Now, it was time to celebrate.
Jack had been injured much of the season, but did appear in the Final. It was as a substitute, but he still got a winners' medal, and was still one of the players who spoke at the celebration at the Emirates.
He decided to be a little cheeky, and asked a crowd estimated at over 200,000, "What do we think of Tottenham?" He got his answer, very fast and in unison. And then he asked, "And what do we think of shit?" Again, the answer came loud and clear. He said, "Thank you," and the response came.
Naturally, Tottenham fans, perhaps the most easily offended fans in English soccer, had a fit, and there was a bit of a to-do about it on social media.
May 31, 2015. A day earlier, Arsenal had completed a successful defense of the Cup, defeating Birmingham-based Aston Villa in the Final, 4-0. Again, Jack did not start, but got into the game as a substitute, and played reasonably well.
Again, there was a parade, although rain held the numbers down. Again, it culminated in a celebration at the stadium. Again, Jack spoke. This time, he not only did, "What do we think of Totenham?" He also, to note that Arsenal had again succeeded where Tottenham had failed, including winning a trophy, qualifying for the Champions League, and finishing ahead of Tottenham for the 20th straight season, sang, to the tune of "Sloop John B," an already-old favorite:
It's happened again!
It's happened again!
Tottenham Hotspur
It's happened again!
The last time, the oh-so-sensitive Tottenham fans -- bullies, who can dish it out but can't take it -- only wanted Jack fined and suspended. (Neither happened: Officially, he got away with it completely.) This time, they went further on social media. wishing death on him and his kids.
The media also piled on, saying he shouldn't have done it, that he was a bad role model, that he was inciting violence.
It's been 2 full days: There's been no violence. I guess I should give the Spurs fans credit for that, but, clearly, you can't accuse someone of inciting violence if no violence happens.
Here's the thing: The worst thing Jack actually did was use the word "shit" in front of a big crowd of people. You can argue that there were children and ladies in the audience.
These were soccer fans. You think they've never heard the chants before?
Jack didn't say Tottenham are "shit." He merely asked the fans what they thought. And when he sang that "it" -- meaning the combination of an Arsenal success and a Tottenham failure -- has happened again, he was telling the truth.
True, finishing 5th in the Premier League and qualifying for the Europa League would be considered a roaring success for many clubs. But considering Tottenham's spending and hype, their failure to finish higher and qualify for the Champions League is, clearly, a failure. As is their twentieth straight failure to finish above their local rivals.
The facts of what he sang cannot be credibly disputed. (The quality of his singing is a totally separate debate.)
Even Gascoigne, not the sharpest knife in the drawer even when sober, weighed in. He previously went out of his way to praise Wilshere, when Backpass, a nostalgia magazine covering British soccer, interviewed him and asked him what players today he liked.
This time, he went after Jack's critics, pointing out that he'd done a lot worse himself, and that the English media didn't go after him the same way:
I don't understand Spurs' fans fuss over Wilshere's comments. He loves Arsenal, so is bound to hate Spurs. Spurs fans should be more worried about being embarrassed by Arsenal every season.
As for Jack having a few beers, good luck to him! It never did me any harm during my career. I was actually drunk when I signed for Spurs!
Gazza's drinking almost certainly did him lots of harm during his career. Other than that, he's right. Besides, anybody would have to be drunk to sign for Spurs!
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Still, the Tottenham fans, and the many people in the English media who, for whatever reason, hate Arsenal, have taken Jack to task, for "loutish behaviour." (Not all of them, though.)
Loutish behavior? (As we would spell it here.) You want to talk about loutish behavior?
I could name several individuals who've played soccer in England the last few years. The number of foreigners who've done rotten things, on and off the field, is large. Let me limit my examples to 4 men who have been England teammates of Jack's, and remain enormously popular.
On September 11, 2001, Chelsea stars John Terry and Frank Lampard, at Heathrow Airport to fly to a UEFA Cup match on the Continent, saw the attacks on the World Trade Center, and spent the next 2 days going out of their way to taunt American tourists about what had happened. Both are now revered elder statesmen of the game. Lampard is even now contracted to play at New York City F.C., in a City and a metropolitan area where he should be considered a pariah.
Terry was also caught racially abusing a black player, Anton Ferdinand. He was stripped of the England captaincy, but was still allowed to retire from international duty on his own terms, and is still Chelsea's "Captain, Leader, Legend" according to a banner at their stadium. The English media still love him.
Liverpool star Steven Gerrard famously beat up a deejay at a nightclub. He remains beloved in the English media, and, like Lampard, is now being welcomed with open arms into an MLS club, the Los Angeles Galaxy in his case.
Wayne Rooney famously cursed out England fans on worldwide TV during the 2010 World Cup. He is also an unrepentant diver and dirty player, and cheated on his pregnant wife with a prostitute. The Manchester United star is still beloved, in the media and out.
Jack Wilshere asks Arsenal fans what they think of their club's arch-rivals, and uses the word "shit" in public, and taunts Spurs with a song that is neither the slightest bit false nor the slightest bit profane. And he gets torched in the media, as if he'd stolen the Queen's hat and spit on the Union Jack.
Torched in he media, as if he was Ray Rice. Or Adrian Peterson. Or Tom Brady. Or Alex Rodriguez.
For what? For saying something a little naughty?
(For the record: Gascoigne, whose big earnings have all gone toward his boozing, entertaining and health issues, has gone on record as saying Wilshere, Rooney and Gerrard have all helped pay for his rehab. So they're not all bad.)
Tell you what, English media: When you start criticizing Spurs fans for falsely calling Arsenal's manager a pedophile, then you can be taken seriously for criticizing Jack Wilshere for asking Arsenal fans for their opinions, and for teasing Tottenham during a celebration that Arsenal earned on the field, something Tottenham haven't enjoyed for 24 years, because, well, if not quite "shit," they are failures. Yes, it's happened again.
Still, they go after Jack, as if he was Public Enemy Number One. As if he was bloody Al Capone.
If you object that he used the word "shit" in front of a big crowd that included women and children, I understand. If you object that he led one of the most common (and accurate) Arsenal chants, grow up. It's not like he sang at Tottenham, "You're shit, and you know you are!"
Hey, at least he hasn't eaten a Kit Kat bar wrong, like Giancarlo Stanton.
Rather than talk about the Yankees; or comment on today's Daily News article suggesting that Robinson Cano, rather than Stephen Drew, is the 2nd baseman doing the most damage to his team by not hitting despite having a massive salary; or wax poetic on how the New York Rangers are a freakin' joke after they choked again...
I'm going to talk about the most horrible human being on the face of the Earth: Jack Wilshere.
I'm being sarcastic, of course. I love Jacky Boy.
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Jack Andrew Garry Wilshere (WILL-shur) was born on January 1, 1992, in Stevenage, in Hertfordshire, about 30 miles north of London. He's been with the North London soccer team Arsenal since joining their youth system in 2001 -- at age 9. (Yes, that's legally possible, presuming the right paperwork is done.) At which point, despite being from a family of fans of the East London club West Ham United, he's been a committed Arsenal fan and player.
In 2008, he made his Premier League debut for the club, age 16, the youngest Arsenal player ever to appear in a League game. (That includes the old Football League Division One, as well as its 1992 replacement, the Premier League.) A few days later, he scored his 1st goal for the club.
In the middle of the 2009-10 season, having a glut of midfielders (especially short but mobile ones), Arsenal loaned Jack out to Lancashire side Bolton Wanderers, so he could gain Premier League playing time. It worked wonders, and when the 2010-11 season dawned, at age 18, he was ready. He was also selected to play for the senior England team for the first time. He played brilliantly, and was put on the cover of FourFourTwo, England's premier soccer magazine, as part of its annual "20 Under 20" feature.
Then things began to fall apart -- almost literally. In a preseason match in August 2011, he broke his ankle, and missed the entire season (whose regular season usually goes from mid-August to mid-May). He has suffered other injuries, which have earned him the name "Jack Wheelchair." But he has usually bounced back from them to play superbly again.
Upon his 2012-13 return, he was moved out of the Number 19 jersey and into the Number 10 -- a number graced by such Arsenal legends as Alex James, Reg Lewis, Ray Kennedy, Paul Merson and Dennis Bergkamp -- but, recently, disgraced by William Gallas and club hero-turned-traitor Robin van Persie.
He has been praised by some great players. Arsenal legend Liam Brady, the club's Irish-born youth director for most of Jack's time with the club, has called him "the latest in a line of technically gifted English players." Barcelona defender Dani Alves has called him "a great player," Bayern Munich midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger called him "one of the best players there are at his position," and Borussia Dortmund forward Marco Reus called him "a perfect player."
(Schweinsteiger and Reus were members of the Germany team that won the World Cup last year, beating Argentina in the Final after a Semifinal demolition of host Brazil, including Alves.)
He has, occasionally, been a bit indisciplined on the pitch, receiving some yellow cards and even red cards for tackling too hard. His personal life has also raised questions. He likes to drink -- as if he's the first English soccer player to do that! He likes to smoke, and has been upbraided by manager Arsene Wenger for that. He likes to go out with his "mates" and have fun, a time-honored (or "time-honoured") English "footballer" tradition.
Before he was 22, he already had 2 children, a son named Archie and a daughter named Delilah. Whether he and the children's mother are still together is in public dispute. But, clearly, he adores his kids: In each of the last 2 seasons, he has taken them with him onto the pitch after Arsenal's last home game, as part of the "lap of honour," a tradition in which all the players walk around the pitch and wave to the fans.
In 2010, he was arrested for being in a fight, but the charges were dropped once it became apparent that he was trying to be a peacemaker. A few months later, he hailed a taxi. This was a good thing: He was drunk, and Arsenal fans well remember how, rather than call a taxi, the great centreback and team Captain Tony Adams tried to drive himself home in 1990, crashing his car, putting himself in prison for a few weeks and preventing him from playing for England in the World Cup.
But, in Wilshere's 2011 case, the driver refused to take him, because (the driver said) Jack was too drunk. The driver was wearing a hat of Arsenal's North London arch-rivals, Tottenham Hotspur, and Jack supposedly spat on him. He was let off with a warning.
A player to whom Jack is often compared is Paul Gascoigne -- and not just for favorable reasons. "Gazza," a native of the Newcastle area (and thus a "Geordie"), starred for Newcastle United and Tottenham in the late 1980s and early 1990s, becoming a nationwide hero for his performances for England in the 1990 World Cup, before injuries and drinking ravaged his career and his health.
Gazza is often compared to George Best, the Northern Ireland native who starred for Manchester United in the late 1960s and early 1970s, before wrecking his career and health with drinking. Best died at age 59, after a liver transplant didn't give him the message -- at least that other great Number 7, Mickey Mantle, did stop drinking, although the damage was already done.
Gascoigne just turned 48, and has repeatedly been to rehab, including in the U.S., but keeps relapsing, and few people will be surprised if he dies even younger than Best did. (At the moment, he seems to be keeping sober, while a documentary about him is premiering.)
More on the Wilshere/Gascoigne comparison later. Suffice it to say, though, that Jack hasn't gotten into nearly the trouble that Gazza already had by the same age (23).
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Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur, a.k.a. "Spurs," play their games 4.7 miles apart in North London. That's less than half the distance between Yankee Stadium and the Mets' Citi Field. It's less than 1/3rd the distance that was between the baseball Giants' Polo Grounds and the Brooklyn Dodgers' Ebbets Field. It's less than the distance between the Knicks & Rangers' Madison Square Garden and the Nets & Islanders' Barclays Center (and considerably less than that between the Garden and the Islanders' former home, the Nassau Coliseum). It's less than the distance between the Garden and the Devils' Prudential Center (and even less than that between the Garden and the Devils' former home at the Meadowlands).
There's an old saying: "Familiarity breeds contempt." The particulars of why Arsenal and Tottenham hate each other, above and beyond proximity, are stories for another time. But, as the great college football broadcaster Keith Jackson would say, "These two teams just... don't... like each other."
Actually, usually, that's not true. Most of the time, it's not the players on opposite sides of a rivalry that have a problem with each other, it's the fans. Put it this way: You know how the Yankees only have an increased police presence when the Red Sox come to town? Well, when Arsenal play Tottenham in a "North London Derby," the police presence for a Yanks-Sox game -- in either The Bronx or the Back Bay -- would be seriously insufficient. Ohio State vs. Michigan? Alabama vs. Auburn? Duke vs. North Carolina? Those are civilized affairs compared to some of the English derbies, and North London is as nasty as any of them.
There are certain songs that each side's fans sings against the other's club and fans. To the tune of the Village People's "Go West," Arsenal fans sing, "Stand up! If you hate Tott'num!" Not to be outdone (in this, anyway), Spurs fans use the same song: "Stand up! If you hate Ars'nal!"
That's tame compared to some others. Arsenal fans have a song, to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" about what happened when "The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope!" (Hint: The Pope was not pleased.) They have songs calling the Tottenham manager's mother a whore. When it's over, if said manager's mother is dead, someone will shout, "She's dead!" and everyone will add, "From whoring!" When Spurs recently hired a manager whose mother was still alive, this did not stop the fans: "She lives!" "By whoring!"
Spurs fans, however, go further than that. It's common for fans, to the tune of "Guantanamera," to sing, "One (name of player), there's only one (name of player)!" If they like the manager, they do that, too, and Arsenal fans have sung about their Alsace-born "Professor," "One Arsene Wenger, there's only one Arsene Wenger!"
Spurs fans, unhappy that Wenger has done more with Arsenal in his 19 years with the club than all Tottenham managers combined have done in 133 seasons, take note of the fact that Wenger likes to take a deep interest in the club's youth setup, and play young players, to give them the experience they need to face the best teams in the world. Spurs fans think there's some ulterior motive, and so, to the tune of "Winter Wonderland," they sing...
There's only one Arsene Wenger!
There's only one Arsene Wenger!
With a packet of sweets
and a cheeky little smile
Wenger is a fuckin' paedophile!
That's how it's spelled (or "spelt") there, and they pronounce it "PEE-doh-file."
And you thought Duke basketball fans were evil. (They are, but that's another matter.)
There is no evidence to support this charge. On the contrary: The first time I heard it, Spurs' own manager was awaiting trial on a felony charge: Harry Redknapp, for tax evasion. (He beat the charge. How is a story for another time, but it doesn't make Spurs look good.)
There is a chant that Arsenal fans do about Tottenham:
Q: What do you think of Tottenham?
A: Shit!
Q: What do you think of shit?
A: Tottenham!
Q: Thank you!
A: That's all right! We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham! We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham! We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham! We are the Tottenham haters!
Usually followed by the sneering, repeated delivery of the word "Yiddos!" referring to Tottenham's "Jewish heritage," which is ridiculous as well as anti-Semitic (and which their side has picked up and uses on themselves, anyway, the idiots).
Why do Arsenal fans think Tottenham are "shit"? Tottenham usually finish in the Premier League's top 6. Every once in a while, they finish 4th. In the season that just ended, they finished 5th. This is good enough to qualify for Europe's secondary soccer competition, the Europa League, formerly known as the Inter-Cities Fairs Cup (Arsenal won it under that name in 1970) and the UEFA Cup (Tottenham won it under that name in 1972 and 1984). But only twice, in 1962-63 and 2011-12, have Spurs qualified for the top European competition, the UEFA Champions League, formerly known (and the trophy for it still is) as the European Cup. Arsenal have qualified for it every season since 1998-99.
Arsenal play at the Emirates Stadium, a 5-minute walk from the site of their 1913-2006 home, Arsenal Stadium, known as Highbury for the neighborhood. Tottenham play at White Hart Lane, although they, too, are trying to build a new stadium, because, like Highbury, The Lane simply doesn't seat enough people. (The Lane seats 36,000, Highbury seated 38,000, the Emirates seats 60,000.)
Arsenal fans call White Hart Lane "The Shithole." It's not as bad as it was, as each of its stands was replaced in the 1990s. Spurs fans called Highbury "The Library," transferring that nearly-rhyming nickname to the Emirates. Why? Because they think Arsenal fans are too quiet. Well, Spurs fans are practically illiterate, so how the hell would they know what the inside of a library sounds like?
Tottenham have won the FA Cup, England's in-season national tournament, 8 times. This is actually rather impressive -- until you realize that they haven't won it, or even been in a Final, since 1991. Only 3 times in 24 years have they even made a Semifinal, and lost them all, 2 of them to Arsenal. There are 2 teams that have won it more: Manchester United 11, and... Arsenal 12. Including the last 2.
Tottenham have won the League twice: In 1951 and 1961. Both times, they clinched the title at White Hart Lane. Both times, the team they beat in the clincher was Sheffield Wednesday.
Arsenal have won the League 13 times. On 2 of those occasions, 1971 and 2004, they clinched the title at White Hart Lane. Both times, the team they beat in the clincher was Tottenham.
In other words, Arsenal have won the League at Tottenham's ground as many times as Tottenham have.
In addition, while Arsenal have had a hooligan "firm," The Herd, most of their fans don't take special pride in it. Tottenham have a firm, also using a variation on the slur: "The Yid Army." Some army: Pretty much every book written by a former hooligan, be they from West Ham, Millwall, Chelsea or anyone else, says pretty much the same thing: They'll wreck a pub a mile from the ground, scare a few women and old men, then "claim a result"; but put them up against another firm, and unless the Spurs boys outnumber their opponents 2-1, they'll "do a runner."
Earlier, I mentioned Tony Adams, the Arsenal Captain who did a little time for drunk driving, and Paul Gascoigne, the Tottenham star with the long-running booze problem. Adams is one of the most beloved former Arsenal players; he got sober and founded a rehab center. Gazza is one of the most beloved former Tottenham players; he got kicked out of Adams' rehab center.
So, in terms of both on-field success and off-field behavior, Arsenal fans have plenty of reasons to believe that Tottenham are bad, poor, ineffective, lousy, "shit."
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September 29, 2011. Jack's son Archie is born. He announced it on his Instagram account, showing a picture of himself kissing his newborn son. Awwww.
Less cute was what happened next. Some Arsenal fan posted a picture of a newborn baby (presumably, not Archie), wearing a T-shirt that said, "I'm only 3 hours old, and already I know Tottenham are shit!"
Jack was not responsible for that picture. Whether he saw it, and what his reaction was, only he knows for sure.
May 18, 2014. A day earlier, Arsenal had ended an uncharacteristic 9-year trophy drought by winning the FA Cup, beating Yorkshire side Hull City 3-2 in extra time (overtime) at the new Wembley Stadium in West London. Now, it was time to celebrate.
Jack had been injured much of the season, but did appear in the Final. It was as a substitute, but he still got a winners' medal, and was still one of the players who spoke at the celebration at the Emirates.
He decided to be a little cheeky, and asked a crowd estimated at over 200,000, "What do we think of Tottenham?" He got his answer, very fast and in unison. And then he asked, "And what do we think of shit?" Again, the answer came loud and clear. He said, "Thank you," and the response came.
Naturally, Tottenham fans, perhaps the most easily offended fans in English soccer, had a fit, and there was a bit of a to-do about it on social media.
May 31, 2015. A day earlier, Arsenal had completed a successful defense of the Cup, defeating Birmingham-based Aston Villa in the Final, 4-0. Again, Jack did not start, but got into the game as a substitute, and played reasonably well.
Again, there was a parade, although rain held the numbers down. Again, it culminated in a celebration at the stadium. Again, Jack spoke. This time, he not only did, "What do we think of Totenham?" He also, to note that Arsenal had again succeeded where Tottenham had failed, including winning a trophy, qualifying for the Champions League, and finishing ahead of Tottenham for the 20th straight season, sang, to the tune of "Sloop John B," an already-old favorite:
It's happened again!
It's happened again!
Tottenham Hotspur
It's happened again!
The last time, the oh-so-sensitive Tottenham fans -- bullies, who can dish it out but can't take it -- only wanted Jack fined and suspended. (Neither happened: Officially, he got away with it completely.) This time, they went further on social media. wishing death on him and his kids.
The media also piled on, saying he shouldn't have done it, that he was a bad role model, that he was inciting violence.
It's been 2 full days: There's been no violence. I guess I should give the Spurs fans credit for that, but, clearly, you can't accuse someone of inciting violence if no violence happens.
Here's the thing: The worst thing Jack actually did was use the word "shit" in front of a big crowd of people. You can argue that there were children and ladies in the audience.
These were soccer fans. You think they've never heard the chants before?
Jack didn't say Tottenham are "shit." He merely asked the fans what they thought. And when he sang that "it" -- meaning the combination of an Arsenal success and a Tottenham failure -- has happened again, he was telling the truth.
True, finishing 5th in the Premier League and qualifying for the Europa League would be considered a roaring success for many clubs. But considering Tottenham's spending and hype, their failure to finish higher and qualify for the Champions League is, clearly, a failure. As is their twentieth straight failure to finish above their local rivals.
The facts of what he sang cannot be credibly disputed. (The quality of his singing is a totally separate debate.)
Even Gascoigne, not the sharpest knife in the drawer even when sober, weighed in. He previously went out of his way to praise Wilshere, when Backpass, a nostalgia magazine covering British soccer, interviewed him and asked him what players today he liked.
This time, he went after Jack's critics, pointing out that he'd done a lot worse himself, and that the English media didn't go after him the same way:
I don't understand Spurs' fans fuss over Wilshere's comments. He loves Arsenal, so is bound to hate Spurs. Spurs fans should be more worried about being embarrassed by Arsenal every season.
As for Jack having a few beers, good luck to him! It never did me any harm during my career. I was actually drunk when I signed for Spurs!
Gazza's drinking almost certainly did him lots of harm during his career. Other than that, he's right. Besides, anybody would have to be drunk to sign for Spurs!
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Still, the Tottenham fans, and the many people in the English media who, for whatever reason, hate Arsenal, have taken Jack to task, for "loutish behaviour." (Not all of them, though.)
Loutish behavior? (As we would spell it here.) You want to talk about loutish behavior?
I could name several individuals who've played soccer in England the last few years. The number of foreigners who've done rotten things, on and off the field, is large. Let me limit my examples to 4 men who have been England teammates of Jack's, and remain enormously popular.
On September 11, 2001, Chelsea stars John Terry and Frank Lampard, at Heathrow Airport to fly to a UEFA Cup match on the Continent, saw the attacks on the World Trade Center, and spent the next 2 days going out of their way to taunt American tourists about what had happened. Both are now revered elder statesmen of the game. Lampard is even now contracted to play at New York City F.C., in a City and a metropolitan area where he should be considered a pariah.
Terry was also caught racially abusing a black player, Anton Ferdinand. He was stripped of the England captaincy, but was still allowed to retire from international duty on his own terms, and is still Chelsea's "Captain, Leader, Legend" according to a banner at their stadium. The English media still love him.
Liverpool star Steven Gerrard famously beat up a deejay at a nightclub. He remains beloved in the English media, and, like Lampard, is now being welcomed with open arms into an MLS club, the Los Angeles Galaxy in his case.
Wayne Rooney famously cursed out England fans on worldwide TV during the 2010 World Cup. He is also an unrepentant diver and dirty player, and cheated on his pregnant wife with a prostitute. The Manchester United star is still beloved, in the media and out.
Jack Wilshere asks Arsenal fans what they think of their club's arch-rivals, and uses the word "shit" in public, and taunts Spurs with a song that is neither the slightest bit false nor the slightest bit profane. And he gets torched in the media, as if he'd stolen the Queen's hat and spit on the Union Jack.
Torched in he media, as if he was Ray Rice. Or Adrian Peterson. Or Tom Brady. Or Alex Rodriguez.
For what? For saying something a little naughty?
(For the record: Gascoigne, whose big earnings have all gone toward his boozing, entertaining and health issues, has gone on record as saying Wilshere, Rooney and Gerrard have all helped pay for his rehab. So they're not all bad.)
Tell you what, English media: When you start criticizing Spurs fans for falsely calling Arsenal's manager a pedophile, then you can be taken seriously for criticizing Jack Wilshere for asking Arsenal fans for their opinions, and for teasing Tottenham during a celebration that Arsenal earned on the field, something Tottenham haven't enjoyed for 24 years, because, well, if not quite "shit," they are failures. Yes, it's happened again.
Still, they go after Jack, as if he was Public Enemy Number One. As if he was bloody Al Capone.
If you object that he used the word "shit" in front of a big crowd that included women and children, I understand. If you object that he led one of the most common (and accurate) Arsenal chants, grow up. It's not like he sang at Tottenham, "You're shit, and you know you are!"
Hey, at least he hasn't eaten a Kit Kat bar wrong, like Giancarlo Stanton.
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Monday, June 1, 2015
Yanks Drop 3 of 4 in Oakland
The Yankees got swept in Texas, then swept Kansas City at home. The last thing they needed was to have to fly out to the Pacific Coast. Yet that's what the schedule demanded.
On Thursday, May 28, they opened a series against the Oakland Athletics, who came in with the worst record in the American League, at the Whatever Sponsor's Name Is On It This Season Coliseum in the East Bay.
CC Sabathia was starting. An East Bay native who grew up rooting for the A's, and making many trips to the Oakland Coliseum (the building's classic name), when the stadium was not yet blighted by the building of the "Mount Davis" bleachers so the Raiders could return, and the team was steroided up with Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco, drenched in he ego of Rickey Henderson, and deadly from the mound with the likes of Dave Stewart and Dennis Eckersley, he had about as much effectiveness as he would have had as a little boy watching from the old bleachers that Mount Davis replaced.
The Big Fella has long been an innings-eater, but he only completed 6 this time, allowing 5 runs. A combined 3 innings from David Carpenter and Chasen Shreve didn't make much difference.
The Yankees got a run in the 2nd on Brian McCann's homer, another in the 4th on a Brian McCann single, another in the 5th on an Alex Rodriguez sacrifice fly, and another in the 9th on a Brett Gardner double. But Chase Headley lined out to strand Gardner with the tying run and end the game.
A's 5, Yankees 4. WP: Evan Scribner (1-0). SV: Yankee reject (to be fair, he really wasn't very good for us) Tyler Clippard (5). LP: Sabathia (2-7).
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On Friday night, it got worse. For some reason, Joe Girardi and Brian Cashman continue to believe in Chris Capuano. Not as much as the Oakland hitters did. He didn't get out of the 6th inning. For once, Esmil Rogers didn't make things worse; for once, Jacob Lindgren did.
Brian McCann hit another homer, his 8th of the season, but it wasn't enough. A's 6, Yankees 2. WP: Sonny Gray (6-2). SV: Clippard (6). LP: Capuano (0-3).
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So, on Saturday, the Yankees needed a win to avoid falling back to .500. Nathan Eovaldi took the hill, and... didn't get out of the 5th inning, allowing 11 hits.
But, you know what? He didn't give up any walks. Which is probably the biggest reason that he allowed only 3 runs.
Carlos Beltran had one of his best days as a Yankee. Stop laughing. He went 2-for-4, sending his batting average up to .245, with his 4th home run of the season, and 3 RBIs. Headley went 3-for-5 with an RBI.
Yankees 5, A's 3. WP: Shreve (2-1). SV: Andrew Miller (15). LP: Jesse Hahn (2-5).
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On Sunday, the Yankees went back into "Hitting? What's that?" mode. Alex Rodriguez and Didi Gregorius each got 2 hits, while Headley, Mark Teixeira, Ramon Flores and Jose Pirela each got 1 -- all singles.
Adam Warren pitched well enough to win, going 7 innings, allowing just 2 runs, on 6 hits and 1 walk. But he got outpitched by Jesse Chavez, who shut the Yankees out for 8 innings.
A's 3, Yankees 0. WP: Chavez (2-5). SV: Clippard (7). LP: Warren (2-5).
This was embarrassing. Indeed, even in the game the Yankees won in this series, they didn't get good pitching.
They closed May just 1 game over .500, 26-25.
Unacceptable.
On to Seattle.
On Thursday, May 28, they opened a series against the Oakland Athletics, who came in with the worst record in the American League, at the Whatever Sponsor's Name Is On It This Season Coliseum in the East Bay.
CC Sabathia was starting. An East Bay native who grew up rooting for the A's, and making many trips to the Oakland Coliseum (the building's classic name), when the stadium was not yet blighted by the building of the "Mount Davis" bleachers so the Raiders could return, and the team was steroided up with Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco, drenched in he ego of Rickey Henderson, and deadly from the mound with the likes of Dave Stewart and Dennis Eckersley, he had about as much effectiveness as he would have had as a little boy watching from the old bleachers that Mount Davis replaced.
The Big Fella has long been an innings-eater, but he only completed 6 this time, allowing 5 runs. A combined 3 innings from David Carpenter and Chasen Shreve didn't make much difference.
The Yankees got a run in the 2nd on Brian McCann's homer, another in the 4th on a Brian McCann single, another in the 5th on an Alex Rodriguez sacrifice fly, and another in the 9th on a Brett Gardner double. But Chase Headley lined out to strand Gardner with the tying run and end the game.
A's 5, Yankees 4. WP: Evan Scribner (1-0). SV: Yankee reject (to be fair, he really wasn't very good for us) Tyler Clippard (5). LP: Sabathia (2-7).
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On Friday night, it got worse. For some reason, Joe Girardi and Brian Cashman continue to believe in Chris Capuano. Not as much as the Oakland hitters did. He didn't get out of the 6th inning. For once, Esmil Rogers didn't make things worse; for once, Jacob Lindgren did.
Brian McCann hit another homer, his 8th of the season, but it wasn't enough. A's 6, Yankees 2. WP: Sonny Gray (6-2). SV: Clippard (6). LP: Capuano (0-3).
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So, on Saturday, the Yankees needed a win to avoid falling back to .500. Nathan Eovaldi took the hill, and... didn't get out of the 5th inning, allowing 11 hits.
But, you know what? He didn't give up any walks. Which is probably the biggest reason that he allowed only 3 runs.
Carlos Beltran had one of his best days as a Yankee. Stop laughing. He went 2-for-4, sending his batting average up to .245, with his 4th home run of the season, and 3 RBIs. Headley went 3-for-5 with an RBI.
Yankees 5, A's 3. WP: Shreve (2-1). SV: Andrew Miller (15). LP: Jesse Hahn (2-5).
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On Sunday, the Yankees went back into "Hitting? What's that?" mode. Alex Rodriguez and Didi Gregorius each got 2 hits, while Headley, Mark Teixeira, Ramon Flores and Jose Pirela each got 1 -- all singles.
Adam Warren pitched well enough to win, going 7 innings, allowing just 2 runs, on 6 hits and 1 walk. But he got outpitched by Jesse Chavez, who shut the Yankees out for 8 innings.
A's 3, Yankees 0. WP: Chavez (2-5). SV: Clippard (7). LP: Warren (2-5).
This was embarrassing. Indeed, even in the game the Yankees won in this series, they didn't get good pitching.
They closed May just 1 game over .500, 26-25.
Unacceptable.
On to Seattle.
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