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Thursday, May 29, 2025

1985: English Soccer's Year of Blood

The Kenilworth Road Riot

March 4, 1985: A Football League Cup Semifinal (the tournament then known as the Milk Cup, since it was sponsored by Britain's milk board) is won by North-East club Sunderland AFC over Chelsea FC, at Chelsea's West London home of Stamford Bridge. But Chelsea fans, unhappy with the result, run riot. A fight breaks out between their hooligan "firms," the Chelsea Headhunters and the Seaburn Casuals.

This is the first of several incidents that will mark 1985 as the worst calendar year in the history of English soccer. At the time, Chelsea were not known as a good team, and were infamous for the Headhunters, and Stamford Bridge was a known recruiting ground for the far-right National Front.

As we've seen more recently, with their "racist, and that's the way we like it" behavior on the Paris Metro, on-field success hasn't tamed the Chelsea animals. They remain an ugly club with despicable fans.

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March 13, 1985: A Football Association Cup Quarterfinal match is held at Kenilworth Road Stadium, in Luton, Bedfordshire, England. Host Luton Town FC defeat South London club Millwall FC. And then the real story begins.

Millwall were already known for having the nastiest fans in Britain, not just England. Their home ground, The Den, on the aptly-named Cold Blow Lane, was considered the most dangerous away ground in the League. Their firm, the Bushwackers, not only beat up innocent home fans, but tore seats out, and threw them onto the field. They even started fires in the stands, which were quickly put out before they got out of control.

Millwall's manager at the time was former Arsenal FC star George Graham. He couldn't control the Millwall fans, but he did well enough there that Arsenal called him back to become their manager a year later. In 9 years with the club, he led them to 6 trophies, including 2 League titles. Luton's manager was David Pleat, who would become the next manager at Arsenal's North London arch-rivals, Tottenham Hotspur FC -- with much less savory results, both competitively and personally. (Pleat had to resign as manager due to a sex scandal.)

The Kenilworth Road Riot was the most disgraceful display ever captured on TV or film at a British soccer game. For a few years by this point, many stadiums had "perimeter fencing" to prevent pitch invasions. The idea was, if they're going to behave like animals, we're going to put them in a cage. Arsenal's stadium, known as Highbury for its North London neighborhood, was one of the few major stadiums that didn't have it. As a result, the privilege it had long enjoyed, of hosting the always-neutral-site FA Cup Semifinals, was taken away.

As John Motson, the BBC's announcer for the Luton-Millwall match, said, "This is what British football has got to contend with now." But things would get worse before they got better.

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May 6, 1985: Everton FC, the blue club on Merseyside, beat West London team Queens Park Rangers, 2–0 in front of over 50,000 at Goodison Park in Liverpool, and clinch the Football League Division One championship, for the first time since 1970. Howard Kendall was a star player on that team, and was now their manager.

With the great goalkeeper Neville Southall; renowned defenders in Derek Mountfield, team Captain Kevin Ratcliffe, Gary Stevens and Pat Van Den Hauwe; midfielders Paul Bracewell, Peter Reid, Kevin Sheedy and Trevor Steven; and forwards Andy Gray, later one of the game's top broadcasters, and Graeme Sharp, Everton had perhaps the best team in their history.
Goodison Park was on the opposite side of Liverpool's Stanley Park from Anfield, home stadium of Liverpool FC, making the "Reds" and Everton's "Toffees" among the closest rivals in sports. The stadiums were 17 miles from the "border" between England and Wales, and both are very popular in Wales. As a result, both teams had a significant Welsh presence. In Everton's case at the time, that meant Southall, Ratcliffe and Van Den Hauwe.

Liverpool, as a city, is also a terminus on a ferry with Dublin, the capital of the Republic of Ireland. And both teams have had some fine Irish players: In the case of 1985 Everton, Sheedy. Like Liverpool, Everton also had a noted Scottish contingent, with Gray and Sharpe.

Everton put together a streak of 28 consecutives games unbeaten in all competitions, which came to an end 5 days later. But something much worse would happen in English soccer on May 11.

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May 11, 1985: Bradford City Association Football Club, in Bradford, West Yorkshire, hosts their last home game of the season at their stadium, Valley Parade. It turns into a disaster -- and not the kind of disaster their fans would have considered a 4-0 defeat to be.

Unlike American sports teams, English "football" "clubs" tended to keep their old stadiums for as long as possible. This was a bad idea, since many of them still had wood in their construction, and fans liked to smoke, and drop their cigarettes.

On this day, at Valley Parade, which opened in 1886 and had hardly been modernized at all since, Bradford, in England's Football League Division Three, were playing Lincoln City, of Lincolnshire. This game is the most interesting thing that has ever happened to the "Imps." Bradford, the "Bantams," should be so lucky: They had won Division Three that season, earning promotion to Division Two, and nobody outside Bradford remembers that. And their only major trophy is the 1911 FA Cup, and that's so far back that nobody remembers that, either.

The match was covered by British network ITV, so the key moments survive without a film crew arriving in mid-disaster. At 3:40 PM, ITV commentator John Helm remarked upon a small fire in the main stand. In less than 4 minutes, with the windy conditions, the fire had engulfed the whole stand, trapping some people in their seats.
In the panic that ensued, fleeing crowds escaped on to the pitch, but others at the back of the stand tried to break down locked exit doors to escape. Many were burned to death at the turnstile gates, which had also been locked after the match had begun. A total of 56 people died, making it the biggest disaster in the history of English football to that point. (This was topped in Scotland by the 66 who died at Ibrox Stadium in Glasgow in 1971, and would be surpassed by the 97 deaths that have now been attributed to the Hillsborough Disaster in Sheffield in 1989.)

Helm reported that he could feel the heat, from all the way across the stadium. As he put it, "Quite extraordinary scenes at Valley Parade. This was supposed to be a day of utter joy, triumph and celebration. It's turning into a nightmare."

There were many cases of heroism, with more than 50 people later receiving police awards or commendations for bravery.

Nevertheless, a bad year for English soccer got even worse. On the same day as the Valley Parade fire, Birmingham City's promotion from the Second Division was marred by a riot by Leeds United fans, in which a 14-year-old spectator was crushed to death by a collapsing wall.

Both clubs were then known for their infamous hooligan firms: Leeds had the Leeds Service Crew, while Birmingham City had the Zulu Army -- named in tribute to the 1964 film that launched Michael Caine to stardom, but also because it was the first widely-known hooligan firm to have been racially integrated.

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May 15, 1985: Having already won the Football League title, Everton win the European Cup Winners' Cup, defeating Rapid Vienna 3-1 at Feijenoord Stadium (a.k.a. De Kuip, "the Bathtub") in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. The Toffees qualified for the tournament by winning the previous season's FA Cup, a 2-0 win over Hertfordshire team Watford FC.

They are undergoing the most remarkable season in their history, and they still have a big game to go.

May 18, 1985: Everton lose the FA Cup Final, 1-0 to Manchester United at the original Wembley Stadium in West London. The game was scoreless after the full 90 minutes, but United's Norman Whiteside scored in extra time, the 110th minute. United thus deny Everton "The Double," winning both the League and the Cup.

United Captain Bryan Robson received the Cup from the President of the Football Association, Prince Edward, Duke of Kent, a first cousin of Queen Elizabeth II.
What Evertonians, players and fans alike, don't yet know is that what should be the greatest era in the club's history is about to get short-circuited. Because of the Heysel ban that I'm going to get to in a moment, they are prevented from defending the Cup Winners' Cup. They wouldn't have done so anyway, since, as League Champions, they would've been entered into the European Cup, but they will be banned from playing in that, too, through no fault of their own.

They are the unluckiest club in English football, having also won the League in 1915 and 1939, and being unable to defend those titles since the game was subsequently suspended for the World Wars. They also won the League in 1891, 1928, 1932, 1963 and 1970. They would finish 2nd in 1986 and win the League again in 1987, but with the Heysel ban still in effect, they wouldn't enter the next season's European Cup, either. They won the FA Cup in 1906, 1933, 1966 and 1984, and would do so again in 1995. That win remains their last major trophy. In 2025, they closed Goodison Park, having played there since 1892, and are moving into a new stadium, at Bramley-Moore Dock on the River Mersey.

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May 29, 1985: The European Cup Final is held at the Heysel Stadium, the national stadium of Belgium in Brussels. It should not have been played there. And, while pregame ceremonies were already underway, it should have been canceled.

In the 1983-84 season, Liverpool FC, a power in English football for the preceding 20 years, won the Football League, and also the European Cup -- the competitions now known as the Premier League and the UEFA Champions League, respectively. Winning either one would have qualified them for the 1984-85 European Cup.

But the 1984 Final was tainted. The Finals are set for neutral sites, much like American football's Super Bowls, but that year's final was set for the Stadio Olimpico in Rome -- and one of that stadium's teams, A.S. Roma, advanced to the Final.

Liverpool beat them, but not before their fans were attacked by Roma thugs, many of them doing not drive-by shootings, but drive-by slashings, riding those little Italian motor scooters past anyone who looked English, and reaching out with switchblade knives.

So when the 1985 European Cup Final turned out to be Liverpool against another Italian team, Turin-based Juventus FC, the Scouse fans were ready for it.

Heysel Stadium was in bad shape, and unfit to host such an important event. I've talked to Arsenal fans who were there for the 1980 European Cup Winners' Cup Final, where they lost to Spanish club Valencia CF, and they said it was in bad shape then.
Each team, at the time, was the most hated in its country. Sure, they were the most successful, and that attracted gloryhunters ("frontrunners," as we would say in America), as with American sports teams like the New York Yankees and the football team at the University of Notre Dame; but also many people who were sick of these teams' successes.

A common saying in Italy is, "Amo il calcio, quindi odio Il Juve" -- "I love football, therefore I hate Juventus." Fans of the Rome teams, A.S. Roma and S.S. Lazio -- and fans of the Milan teams, A.C. Milan and Internazionale Milano -- will even support their arch-rivals against Juventus. It's called gufare, meaning "to support against": A Milan fan won't support Inter, but he will support against Juve.

Likewise, many English fans' "second team" became Everton, Liverpool's neighbor; or Manchester United, Liverpool's most frequent challenger for national honors. When United finally surpassed Liverpool's record total of League titles, with their 19th in 2011, many celebrated the fact that United had, as their manager Sir Alex Ferguson had said he would do, "knocked Liverpool off their fucking perch." ("Perch" because Liverpool's symbol is a bird, a "Liverbird." United won a 20th title in 2013. Liverpool won a 19th in 2020, and a 20th this year, tying the record back up.)

So, for the 1985 European Cup Final, there were millions of people in the British Isles rooting for Liverpool, but also millions of others rooting for Juventus. Likewise, there were millions in Italy rooting for Juventus, but also millions rooting for Liverpool. And the memory of the fan clashes prior to the previous year's Final was still fresh in everyone's memories.

Normally, before a football match, to avoid a pregame "off" between opposing sets of fans, barriers are put up to keep each teams' fans in their own separate sections. This time, however, there was a neutral zone, ostensibly set aside for locals and neutrals, and there was no barrier between them and the Juventus fans, and no barrier between them and the Liverpool fans. As it turned out, it was mostly Juventus fans who occupied it.

At around 7:00 PM local time, a group of Liverpool fans ran toward the Juve fans. Had the Juve fans stood their ground and fought, many of them might have gotten hurt, but it wouldn't have been as bad as what actually happened.

Instead, they ran, and many of them crashed into a wall, which collapsed. People and chunks of concrete fell onto people below, and 39 people died, and over 600 others were hurt.
The aftermath

At the other end of the stadium, Juventus fans began to riot in retaliation for the events in Section Z. They stormed the pitch towards the Liverpool fans, and were stopped by the police. It took 2 hours to clear the field, meaning the game started over an hour late. 

Officials from UEFA, the Union of European Football Associations, went into each team's locker room, and informed them of the disaster. Officials from both teams recommended that the game be canceled, as playing would be considered disrespectful to the dead. The Royal Belgian Football Association, responsible for staging the event, won the argument by saying that things might get worse between the sets of fans if the game were called off.

The respective team Captains, Liverpool right back Phil Neal and Juventus sweeper Gaetano Scirea, were given microphones to talk to their fans, and plead for calm. Over the years, Neal has stuck by his belief that the game should have been called off.

The field was cleared, and the game kicked off at 8:15 PM, Central European Time -- 7:15 PM in Liverpool and the rest of the British Isles, 2:15 on the U.S. East Coast. Each team was in its traditional uniform: Liverpool in all red, Juventus in their black and white stripes, the Mersey Reds vs. the Bianconeri. Both teams were a bit subdued, not really wanting to play, and there were few highlights in the 1st half.

In the 56th minute, Juve's Polish striker, Zbigniew Boniek, was brought down on the edge of the penalty area by centreback Gary Gillespie, who wasn't even supposed to play, but came on as a substitute when Mark Lawrenson was hurt early in the game. Liverpool protested that the foul was outside the penalty area. André Daina, the Swiss referee, awarded the penalty anyway. It was taken by midfielder Michel Platini (despite his Italian roots, he was born and raised in France), and Juve were up 1-0.

In the 74th minute, Liverpool midfielder Ronnie Whelan was brought down in the penalty area by midfielder Massimo Bonini. This time, Daina did not award a penalty. Questionable decisions like these gave rise to the belief, already long present in Italy and maintained to this day, that Juventus cheat, that they buy off referees. They are known as I Ladri: The Thieves.

There were chances for Liverpool the rest of the way, but nothing came of them. Juventus won. Platini took the European Cup. Fans all over Italy declared to it be a Coppa de Sangue: Cup of Blood, won practically on the dead bodies of their own fans.
Michel Platini and the Cup of Blood.
No, that's not Jimmy Savile behind him.

Liverpool had previously won it in 1977, 1978, 1981 and 1984, but this was Juve's 1st. They would win another in 1996, without the tragic circumstances, but have generally had bad luck in the tournament: Despite a record 36 Serie A titles, they are 2-7 in European Cup/Champions League Finals, including including 0-5 since the 1996 win. And this includes the 2003 Final, when they became the 1st team ever to lose the Final to a team from their own country, A.C. Milan. (That game was not played in Italy: It was played at Old Trafford, home of Manchester United.) No team has lost more CL Finals.

UEFA had previously banned individual English clubs from playing in their various competitions, at first indefinitely, and then limiting it. This had happened to North London team Tottenham Hotspur after the 1974 UEFA Cup Final in Rotterdam, the Netherlands against Rotterdam club Feyenoord. It had also happened to Leeds United after the 1975 European Cup Final in Paris against Bayern Munich.

Both English clubs lost the games in question, and both had their bans lifted after 2 years. This time, instead of just sanctioning the team involved, UEFA banned all English clubs for 5 years, and tacked on an additional year for Liverpool.

This was punishment far beyond the offense: What did any other English club have to do with this? Were they blaming all English clubs for what one club did -- which it didn't actually do?

What did the British government do about this insult? Led by Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, they actually supported the decision. The Iron Lady (more like the Iron Bitch) hated sports, and particularly viewed football club supporters as undereducated, manners-lacking scum -- and likely to vote for her opponents in the Labour Party, rather than her own Conservative Party, anyway.


For this reason, football-mad areas such as Merseyside (home to Liverpool and Everton), Manchester, Birmingham (home to Birmingham City and Aston Villa), the North-East (home to Newcastle United, Sunderland and Middlesbrough), and the cities of Scotland and Wales still tend to vote Labour: Because of a backlash against Thatcher that has lasted 40 years, and has not abated since her death.

By this point, even English liberals were angry at Liverpool, blaming them for their clubs not being able to compete in the European Cup (then a tournament only for the defending champions of the various countries' national leagues), or the UEFA Cup (for other high-placing teams), or the European Cup Winners' Cup (competed by the winners of the previous season's various national cups, like the FA Cup).

The overreaction was staggering. True, 39 fans had died, but not one died as a result of a direct attack by one person on another. Contrary to what fans of teams that hate Liverpool still claim, the Liverpool fans were not, as opposing fans, especially of Manchester United, claim, "murderers."

An unexpected side effect was that Glasgow-based Rangers FC realized that the ban applied only to English clubs, not to British clubs or to English players. They signed several English players by offering them a chance to keep playing in Europe, and hoped that this would allow them to dominate the Scottish League over the next few years, and to win European tournaments.

They signed Ipswich Town centreback Terry Butcher, Tottenham centreback Graham Roberts, Everton's right back Gary Stevens and midfielder Trevor Steven, former Nottingham Forest forward Trevor Francis, and former Chelsea and Man United midfielder Ray Wilkins. (The latter two had gone to Italy in the interim, to keep playing in Europe.)

Results: They won the Scottish League in 1987, 1989 and 1990; and the League Cup in 1988 and 1989. However, they did not win the Scottish Cup. More to the point, they didn't win a European trophy during the Heysel ban. The closest they came was the Quarterfinals of the 1988 European Cup.

Between the Heysel ban (which wasn't entirely Liverpool fans' fault) and Liverpool's perennial success (in 1986 they won the Double), pretty much anybody who wasn't already a Liverpool fan hated Liverpool's guts. (In other words, they were then what Manchester United would become.) When the Hillsborough Stadium Disaster occurred in 1989, causing the deaths of 97 Liverpool fans, some fans finally found sympathy with them -- but some doubled down on their hatred of the Mersey Reds, saying they got what they deserved, especially after Heysel.

Relations between Liverpool and Juventus have been cordial since, and the teams have played each other in both European tournament games and friendlies (exhibition games), with some of the proceeds being donated to the families of the victims of Heysel and Hillsborough. This included a Champions League Quarterfinal on April 5, 2005, at Liverpool's home of Anfield, when a plaque was dedicated in commemoration of the 20th Anniversary of the Heysel Disaster. Liverpool went on to win the European Cup that time. In 2019, they made it 6 wins, more than any other British team.
Left to right: Phil Neal, Michel Platini, Ian Rush

Heysel Stadium was demolished in 1990. In 1995, the new King Baudouin Stadium was built on the site. It seats a little over 50,000 people.
It hosts matches for the Belgium national team, and hosted 5 games in the Euro 2000 tournament. As yet, however, it has not hosted the Final of any European tournament.

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August 4, 1985: The Chicago White Sox beat the New York Yankees, 4-1 at Yankee Stadium. Tom Seaver was the winning pitcher for the White Sox. For the former New York Mets star, it was 300th win of his career, and a lot of Met fans were among the 54,032 fans in attendance.

It was Phil Rizzuto Day, as the Yankees honored their beloved shortstop-turned-broadcaster, and that's why I, 15 years old at the time, was there. I sat in the right field boxes, with a good view not only of mound, the batter's box, and Seaver combining the two to show his famed pinpoint control; but also of the right-field bleachers, where the Met fans and the Yankee fans, not separated (as is usually the case in North American sports), got into a fight. Everybody else in the stands seemed to cheer them on.

The security guards managed to break it up, and about 50 fans were ejected. I don't know how many were arrested. I don't think any were hospitalized.

In American baseball, in any era, such a fight in the stands was considered a disgrace. In English soccer, in 1985, it would have been considered just another matchday.

In the 1990s, the rise of better security, including closed-circuit cameras, and all-seater stadiums made in-stadium incidents rare. It also led to the removal of the perimeter fencing. In the years since, most of the pitch invasions have been in celebration, not to start a fight.

There is, of course, even now, the occasional "off" outside the ground. Old habits die hard: The old hooligans outgrew their need to fight, but there would always be younger men in the firms to replace them.

Thursday, May 22, 2025

How Long It's Been: Tottenham Hotspur Won a Trophy

Of course, they released a DVD.

Note: This was first written on February 24, 2018, the 10th Anniversary of the previous occurrence, and has been updated.

Yesterday, May 21, 2025, a date which will live in infamy, Tottenham Hotspur won a trophy.

They won the Final of the UEFA Europa League -- a tournament known from 1958 to 1971 as the Inter-Cities Fairs Cup and 1971 to 2010 as the UEFA Cup -- at Estadio San Mamés, in Bilbao, in the Basque region of northern Spain, beating fellow English team Manchester United, 1-0. Brennan Johnson scored the only goal, in the 42nd minute.

These teams somehow got to the Final of this tournament, even though, out of 20 teams in the Premier League, Man United are 16th, and Tottenham, or "Spurs," are 17.

This season, the top 5 teams in the Premier League, and the winners of the Europa League if they are not among the preceding, qualify for the UEFA Champions League, the top European tournament. In this case, those 5 teams will be League Champions Liverpool FC, Spurs' North London arch-rivals Arsenal FC, United's intra-city arch-rivals Manchester City (winners of this season's FA Cup), and, with 1 game left to decide it, 2 of these 4 teams: Newcastle United (winner of this season's League Cup), West London team Chelsea, Birmingham team Aston Villa, and East Midlands team Nottingham Forest.

The bottom 3 teams get relegated to the 2nd division of English soccer, "The Championship," and replaced by the top 2 teams and the winner of a playoff of teams 3 through 6. So, the teams finishing 18th, 19th and 20th.

In the PL, a win is 3 points, and a draw is 1 point. Newcastle, Chelsea and Villa have 66 points. Spurs have 38 points. Leicester City, in 18th place, have 25. This means Spurs are twice as close to being relegated as they are to qualifying for the Champions League the usual way.

The English media have loved Tottenham for a long time, with their 1961 team becoming the 1st in the 20th Century to win both the English top flight, then called the Football League Division One, and the Football Association Cup in the same season. This is called "doing The Double," and the Baby Boomers in England loved them for it.

When Arsenal did the same in 1971, it was a different time. The Boomers had grown up, and this Arsenal side was a side for their kids, or maybe their younger brothers.

Unless you were raised in a family that loved Arsenal, you were raised to hate Arsenal - as if the two were the only teams in London. There are 12 League clubs within the M25, London's version of a road "beltway," and usually half of those are in the top flight, now called the Premier League.

When Arsenal had a run of success, 1987-94 (2 League titles, an FA Cup, 2 League Cups and the now-defunct European Cup Winners' Cup), they were not loved by the public outside North London as the 1981-84 "Spurs" side were (winning 2 FA Cups and a UEFA Cup).

When Arsenal became perhaps the greatest team in English history between 1998 and 2006 (3 League titles, 1 unbeaten, 4 Cups, 2 of them as part of Doubles), they gained admirers all over the world, thanks to the growth of satellite TV coverage. But, despite winning next to nothing, Spurs always got the more flattering coverage in the media.

As a result, when Arsenal lost the 2011 League Cup Final, that made it 6 years since they'd won a trophy. They won the 2005 FA Cup, but haven't won the League since, lost the UEFA Champions League in the 2006 Final and the 2009 Semifinal; lost the FA Cup in the 2009 Semifinal; and lost the League Cup in the Final in 2007 and 2011, and in the Semifinal in 2008 - which brings me to today's focus.

The League Cup is kind of a weird competition. All 92 clubs in the Football League, in all 4 divisions, are eligible for it. This makes it different from the FA Cup, where every Club in England, and, through an arrangement, a few teams in Wales, are eligible for it. That's over 700 teams.

Each round is a single match, with home field advantage chosen by a lottery, until the Semifinal. Then, it's 2 legs, home-and-home. The Final, as is that of the FA Cup, is held at Wembley Stadium in West London, England's national stadium.

The FA Cup was founded in 1871. The League Cup was not founded until 1960, and thus has considerably less prestige. For a club with the kind of support that Tottenham have, winning it would be huge. For a club with the kind of support that Arsenal have, winning it would be nice, but there are more important things, and they are - at least, theoretically - within reach.

This is not the case with Tottenham. They have not won the league, under any name, since that 1961 Double. They have had close calls the last 2 seasons, but blew it - or, as they say in England, "bottled it" - both times.

Indeed, late-season collapses have happened to Spurs several times in recent years. The template was 1987. When they took the field (or "the pitch") at their former home of White Hart Lane at a Semifinal replay of the League Cup on March 4, they had a chance at a unique domestic "Treble": Winning the League, the FA Cup, and the League Cup in the same season.

But Arsenal won that game, and the Final against Liverpool. Spurs fell apart in the League, and choked in the FA Cup Final. In a span of 73 days, they went from a good chance at a unique feat to having won nothing.

(Manchester United won a "European Treble" in 1999: The League, the FA Cup, and the Champions League. Others teams have done this in other countries, but not in England. Manchester City won a domestic Treble in 2021, and a European Treble in 2023.)

In 2006, 2012 and 2013, Spurs had a great chance to finish ahead of Arsenal. Each time, they were ahead going into the last game of the season. And, each time, the results didn't go their way. They did not finish ahead of Arsenal between 1995 and 2017. (The 2006 occurrence is the most notable. One does not simply discuss "The North London Derby" without mentioning that occurrence. It is folly.)

In 2007, the North London rivals met in the League Cup Semifinal. In the 1st leg, at The Lane, Spurs blew a 2-0 lead, and it ended 2-2. In the 2nd leg, at Arsenal's new Emirates Stadium, it was 1-1 after regulation. Away goals didn't matter, so extra time (we would say "overtime") was played, and Arsenal quickly scored twice to win 5-3 on aggregate.

In 2008, the situation was reversed. Until this season, Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger has played mainly reserves in the League Cup, trying to get them experience for more prestigious games. The 1st leg was at the Emirates, and it was a 1-1 draw. The 2nd leg, at The Lane, was no contest, as Tottenham, mainly starting their starters against "Arsène Wenger High School," won 5-1.

Spurs soon released a DVD of this game, titled The Perfect Game. A, It was starters against reserves. Big deal. B, How can it be "perfect" if you let in a goal? Morons.

February 24, 2008: Tottenham beat West London club Chelsea 2-1 to win the League Cup at Wembley Stadium. Although Didier Drogba, a.k.a. "Dogbreath," another of the most hated opponents Arsenal have ever had, due to his goals against them and his obvious and unrepentant diving, opened the scoring, Tottenham got a penalty that was buried by Dimitar Berbatov, the Vulgarian Bulgarian, and the game went to extra time. Jonathan Woodgate, a defender, scored the winner in the 94th minute.

Spurs fans acted like they'd won the League and the Cup - instead of just the League Cup. It was their 1st trophy of any kind since the 1999 League Cup. Those are the only 2 trophies they've won since their last FA Cup win in 1991, and they haven't even been to a Final in that tournament since, going 0-4 in Semis, including 0-2 against Arsenal. And that 1961 League title remains their last.

As Arsenal's trophy drought grew, to 7 years, 8 years, 9 years, before it finally ended at 9 with the 2014 FA Cup, the English media harped on it more and more. "Arsenal's trophy drought" became a catchphrase, a cliche, a meme.

Spurs have now surpassed that. But did anybody talk about "Spurs' trophy drought?"

No, because that only happens to big clubs. When Manchester United went 26 years without winning the League, from 1967 to 1993, it was talked about constantly. Liverpool went 30 years without winning the League, from 1990 to 2020, and it was talked about constantly.

And now that Arsenal have gone 21 years without winning the League, since 2004, it is talked about constantly. Just as it was from 1971 to 1989, when, to borrow the phrase of author and Arsenal fan Nick Hornby, it was "Eighteen fucking years!" And when Arsenal reached the climax of the 1971 season, before winning both the League and the FA Cup that year for "The Double," their last trophy was the 1953 League title, right before Queen Elizabeth II was crowned, and they said, "Arsenal haven't won a trophy since the Coronation."

So, big clubs get this treatment. Tottenham don't. That's because Tottenham are not a big club.

Oddly, it was their recent "world-class" striker, Harry Kane, who was mocked for not winning a trophy, for club or country. Even after he left for Bayern Munich, the biggest sports team in Germany, in his 1st season with Bayern, they didn't win a trophy. Finally, they won the Bundesliga this season, and so, like his former team, Kane finally won a trophy.

But Spurs are a club that didn't win a trophy for 18 years, 2 months and 25 days -- 6,296 days. How long has that been?

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At the time, Molson Coors, which owns the London-based Carling brand of beer, held the naming rights to the tournament. From 2003 to 2012, it was known as the Carling Cup. Previously, another brewery had it 2004-12: The Worthington Cup. This was a far cry from 1982-86, when Britain's national Milk Marketing Board had it and it was the Milk Cup; or 1993-98, when it was the Coca-Cola Cup.

Betting company Littlewoods held it 1986-90, the now-defunct electronics company Rumbelows 1990-92, Capital One 2012-16, no sponsor last year (it was just "The EFL Cup," for "English Football League"), and now, Thai-based (but Brazilian-sounding) energy drink Carabao: The Carabao Cup.

Of the 16 players Tottenham named as possibilities for use in that game, only one ever won another trophy with an English team, Dimitar Berbatov with Man United. Most of the others, including "Spurs legends" Ledley King (nicknamed "Leadfoot Queen" by Arsenal fans), Tom Huddlestone (known as "Hundredstone" for his hefty weight), Robbie Keane, Jermaine Jenas and Aaron Lennon had long and frustrating careers. And manager Juande Ramos was fired early in the 2008-09 season.

Tottenham have since torn down White Hart Lane, and moved into a new stadium, still named Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. The joke is that, after years of playing in a stadium that Arsenal fans called "The Shithole," they built a stadium that actually looks like a toilet bowl.

On February 24, 2008, Manchester United were then the holders of the Premier League title, and were about to win it again. Chelsea were the holders of the FA Cup, and were about to be succeeded as such by Hampshire club Portsmouth. Man United would beat Chelsea in the Final of the UEFA Champions League -- which, like the Super Bowl, is selected in advance, in the hope of getting a neutral site. So these 2 big English clubs faced each other for the championship of Europe in... Moscow. Man U succeeded AC Milan.

Neymar and Kevin De Bruyne were 16 years old, Son Heung-min and Mohamed Salah were 15, Harry Kane and Paul Pogba were 14, Christian Pulisic and Declan Rice were 9, Gianluigi Donnarumma was about to turn 9, Ebereche Eze was 8, Erling Haaland was 7, Bukayo Saka was 6, and Myles Lewis-Skelly was a year and a half.

Current Tottenham manager Ange Postecoglu was managing Panachiki FC in Greece. Current New York Red Bulls manager Sandro Schwarz was playing for Wehen Wiesbaden in Germany. Current New York City FC manager Pascal Jensen was coaching with Sparta Rotterdam in the Netherlands.

Tom Tibodeau of the Knicks was an assistant coach for the Boston Celtics. Brian Daboll of the Giants was the quarterbacks coach for the Jets. Alain Vigneault of the Rangers was an assistant coach for the Tampa Bay Lightning. Patrick Roy, the legendary goaltender now the head coach of the Islanders, was head coach of the minor-league Quebec Ramparts. Sheldon Keefe of the Devils was head coach of the minor-league Pembroke Lumber Kings. Jordi Fernández of the Nets was working at a basketball academy in his native Spain. Aaron Glenn of the Jets was in his final season as a player, with the New Orleans Saints. Aaron Boone of the Yankees was playing for the Washington Nationals. And Carlos Mendoza of the Mets was playing for the Trenton Thunder, then the Class AA farm team of the Yankees.

In North American sports, the defending World Champions were the Spurs -- San Antonio, not Tottenham -- the New York Giants, the Boston Red Sox *, the Anaheim Ducks, and the Houston Dynamo were the holders of the MLS Cup. The Heavyweight Champion of the World, depending on who you believe, was either Ruslan Chagaev (recognized by the WBA), Oleg Maskaev (WBC), or Wladimir Klitschko (IBF).

The Olympic Games have since been held in Britain, Canada, Russia, Brazil, Korea, Japan, France, and China twice. The World Cup has since been held in South Africa, Brazil, Russia and Qatar.

The Mayor of London was Ken Livingstone. The Prime Minister was Gordon Brown. The current holders of those offices, Sadiq Khan and Theresa May, respectively, were both then serving in the House of Commons. Queen Elizabeth II was the monarch -- that hasn't changed.

The President of the United States was George W. Bush. Barack Obama was running to replace him. So was Joe Biden. The idea that Donald Trump could become President, or that any President would do the things he's done, and say the things he's said, was ridiculous -- and should have stayed that way.

The Governor of New York was Eliot Spitzer -- for another 22 days. Kathy Hochul was the Clerk of Erie County (which includes Buffalo). The Mayor of New York was Michael Bloomberg. Eric Adams was in the New York State Senate. The Governor of New Jersey was Jon Corzine. Phil Murphy was National Finance Chair of the Democratic National Committee.

The Pope was Benedict XVI. The current Pope, Leo XIV, was then Robert Francis Prevost, Prior General of the Order of Saint Augustine. The Prime Minister of Canada was Stephen Harper. The holder of the Nobel Peace Prize was former Vice President Al Gore, for his work to stop the ill effects of climate change -- which is one of several examples of the Nobel Committee showing the need for separate awards for Peace and Humanitarianism. While Gore certainly deserved an award, what he got this one for had nothing to do with either preventing or stopping a war. There have since been 4 Presidents of the United States, 7 Prime Ministers of Britain, and 3 Popes.

There were still living veterans of World War I; the subsequent civil wars in Germany, Poland, Russia and Finland; the Mexican Revolution, the Turkish War of Independence, Mussolini's March On Rome, and the Brazilian Revolution. There were still living people who had survived the sinkings of the RMS Titanic, the RMS Lusitania, the SS Morro Castle, the SS Eastland, the USS Panay, the HMS Hood and the USS Juneau.

All 7 of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter books had been published, but only the 1st 5 films had been made. Later in the year, Suzanne Collins would publish The Hunger Games. George R.R. Martin had published the 1st 4 A Song of Ice and Fire books, but Game of Thrones had yet to debut on television. Same with The Walking Dead, which had, at that point, only existed in comic book form.

Films premiering in the late Winter of 2008 included Cloverfield, Mad Money, The Other Boleyn Girl, Will Ferrell's 1970s basketball film Semi-Pro, and the 4th (but not the last) Rambo film. Daniel Craig was James Bond, Brandon Routh was Superman, Christian Bale was Batman, and David Tennant was The Doctor.

Girlfriends aired its last first-run episode. Keeping Up with the KardashiansBreaking Bad and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles had recently debuted. No one had yet heard of Richard Castle. The Number 1 song in America was "Low" by Flo Rida (Tramar Lacel Dillard) and T-Pain (Faheem Rashad Najm). Michael Jackson was still alive.

Inflation was such that what $1.00 bought then, $1.52 would buy now -- or, more to the point of the country in question, £1.00 then is about £1.71 now. A U.S. postage stamp cost 41 cents, and a New York Subway ride $2.00. The average price of a gallon of gas was $3.32, a cup of coffee $2.45, a McDonald's meal (Big Mac, fries, shake) $6.39, a movie ticket $7.20, a new car $23,429, and a new house $290,400. The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed the preceding Friday at 12,381.02.

The tallest building in the world was Taipei 101 in Taiwan. The age of social media was well underway, but, as yet, there was no Pinterest, no Instagram, and no iPad. Sony PS3 and Wii were battling it out to be the leading home video game system.

In the Winter of 2008, Cyprus and Malta adopted the euro as their currency. The Kivu conflict in the Democratic Republic of the Congo was ended by a peace deal. Iran launched its 1st rocket into space; 18 years later, they have not yet had any manned missions. Kosovo declared independence from Serbia. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd of Australia issued a formal apology to the Stolen Generations, Aboriginal children taken from their families to be raised "white" for much of the 20th Century.

And the subprime mortgage crisis resulted in stock markets around the world crashing on January 21, and again on February 5. The Great Recession was underway, but few people suspected that it would get as bad as it did later in the year. Indeed, at this point in the 2008 Presidential election, both the Republican candidates, led by Senator John McCain of Arizona, and the Democratic candidates, led by Senators Hillary Clinton of New York and Barack Obama of Illinois, had foreign policy matters, especially the ridiculous Iraq War, as their main focus.

Mount Everest conqueror Sir Edmund Hillary, and chess legend turned conspiracy theorist Bobby Fischer, and 1950s FA Cup hero Jimmy Dugdale died.

Most of the famous people born in 2008, who turn 17 in 2025, are "stars" on YouTube and TikTok. Cameron Crovetti, who plays Ryan, Homelander's son on The Boys, was born on March 12. Iain Armitage (who played the title role in Young Sheldon) was born on July 15. Sunny Sandler, who has followed her father Adam into acting, was born on November 2.

February 24, 2008. Tottenham Hotspur won a trophy, the Football League Cup, then known as the Carling Cup, defeating Chelsea 2-1 at Wembley Stadium.

It took them 18 years and nearly 3 months to win another trophy. In the interim, arch-rivals Arsenal have won 4 FA Cups.

Tottenham are the biggest joke franchise in sports -- any sport, any country. Here's a joke:

A mistake was made, and a game against Tottenham was scheduled for the same day that Arsenal were away in the Champions League. Arsène Wenger tells his players, "Boys, go, and leave Tottenham to me. I will play them all by myself."

So the team goes to the Continent, and, at halftime, they check their phones, and see: "HT: Tottenham 0-1 Arsenal, 
Arsène Wenger 10'." That gives them the boost they need, and they win their game. But when they're done, they see "FT: Tottenham 1-1 Arsenal, Arsène Wenger 10', Aaron Lennon 90'+4."

The Gunners get back home, and they see Wenger, still in his kit, sitting on a bench, head in his hands. He looks up, and says, "Boys, I let you down." They say, "What are you talking about? You held them off for 93 minutes, all by yourself. Even at the end, they only managed a draw. You even scored in the 10th minute."

"Yes," Wenger says, "but I got sent off in the 12th."
Tottenham: A joke forever. 

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

List of Arsenal Cup Finals, 1927-2019

Today, Arsenal lost the UEFA Europa League Final, in truly pathetic fashion. For importance of game, divided by performance, it may have been the worst game in the 123-year history of the team.

The team could have added to its long list of glories. They did not.

Arsenal Cup Finals

April 23, 1927, FA Cup Final, at the original Wembley Stadium, West London: Arsenal lose to Cardiff City of Wales, 1-0. In their 1st Cup Final, Arsenal are victimized by a freak play. Hughie Ferguson of Cardiff is stopped by Arsenal goalkeeper Dan Lewis, but the ball squeezes through his elbow and back into the net. This is the only time a team from outside England has won the FA Cup.

April 26, 1930, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal defeat Huddersfield Town of Yorkshire, 2-0. The goals are scored by Alex James and Jack Lambert -- no relation to the later legendary Pittsburgh Steeler linebacker. It is The Arsenal's 1st major trophy. They win their 1st Football League title the next season.

April 23, 1932, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal lose to Newcastle United of the North-East, 2-1. Bob John of Arsenal opens the scoring. Newcastle's 1st goal comes when Jimmy Richardson stopped an errant pass at the end line, or over it (thus it was out of bounds, and should have been a goal kick to Arsenal) as many people thought, and crosses it back to Jack Allen, who scores it, and later adds the winner.

This may have been the 1st time in a big game that Arsenal had been robbed by the officials. It would not be the last.

April 25, 1936, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal defeat Sheffield United of Yorkshire, 1-0. Ted Drake is the scorer.

May 4, 1941, Football League War Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal and Preston North End of Lancashire play to a 1-1 draw. A replay is necessary.

May 31, 1941, Football League War Cup Final Replay, Ewood Park, Blackburn, Lancashire: Arsenal lose 2-1 to Preston.

May 15, 1943, Football League War Cup Final, Stamford Bridge, West London: Arsenal lose 4-2 to Blackpool of Lancashire.

April 29, 1950, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal defeat Merseyside club Liverpool, 2-0. Reg Lewis scores both goals.

May 3, 1952, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal lose 1-0 to Newcastle. Right back Walley Barnes twists his knee in the 35th minute, with the score still 0-0. No substitutes were allowed in English soccer until 1968, so The Arsenal were down to 10 men for the last 55 minutes of the game.

George Robledo, a Chilean playing in England, scores the goal. Arsenal would win the League the next season, but didn't play for a major trophy again for 15 years.

March 2, 1968, Football League Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal lose 1-0 to Leeds United of Yorkshire. The League Cup began in 1960.

March 15, 1969 League Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal lose 3-1 to Swindon Town of Wiltshire in extra time. The pitch (field) was a mess because of a previous event. Then, half the Arsenal team was stricken by the flu -- similar to the lasagne story at Tottenham in 2006, although not with sinister implications.

Then it rained. On the day before the game, the Arsenal players who felt well enough to get out of bed went to look at the pitch, and told the officials it was unplayable, and the game should be postponed. It wasn't. The officials screwing Arsenal over did not begin with Arsène Wenger becoming their manager, or even with the start of the Premier League in 1992.

Despite Swindon being a 3rd division team, they led Arsenal from the 35th minute until the 86th, when Bobby Gould scored. But the weakened players couldn't handle extra time on a bad pitch, and allowed 2 goals by Don Rogers, the 1st one on a defensive error by centreback Ian Ure, who would be abused by Arsenal fans for this mistake for the rest of his career.

This may still be the most disastrous loss in Arsenal history, ahead of the famous losses to Walsall in the 1933 FA Cup and the 1983 League Cup, and "The Wrexham Disaster" in the 1992 FA Cup.

April 22, 1970, Inter-Cities Fairs Cup Final, 1st Leg, Stade Constant Vanden Stock, Anderlecht, Belgium: Arsenal lose 3-1 to Anderlecht. Trailing 3-0 in the 82nd minute, Ray Kennedy scoring a goal giving them a lifeline -- or a "Ray of hope," as the newspapers called it. But Arsenal would have to win by at least 2 goals in the home leg to take this trophy -- 3 if Anderlecht got an away goal.

April 28, 1970, Inter-Cities Fairs Cup Final, 2nd Leg, Arsenal Stadium, Highbury, North London: Arsenal beat Anderlecht, 3-0. Eddie Kelly scored in the 25th minute, and then came John Radford in the 75th and Jon Sammels just 1 minute later. Thus, Arsenal won 4-3 on aggregate. Given the away goals rule, Sammels' goal was not necessary, but it was welcomed.

The Fairs Cup began in 1958. It was renamed the UEFA Cup for the 1971-72 season, and the UEFA Europa League for the 2010-11 season.

May 8, 1971, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal beat Liverpool 2-1. Regulation ended scoreless, and Steve Heighway gave Liverpool the lead in extra time. But Arsenal followed with goals by Eddie Kelly and the iconic blast and lie-on-the-ground celebration by Charlie George. Having already won the League, by beating Tottenham away 5 days earlier, Arsenal thus clinch "The Double."

May 6, 1972, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal lose to Leeds 1-0. The Centenary Cup Final had a pregame ceremony where many previous Cup Final heroes were introduced. But, having just missed another League title, Arsenal fall short of successfully defending the Cup, losing on a diving header by Allan Clarke.

Starting goalkeeper Bob Wilson was injured, and his replacement, Geoff Barnett, has been blamed for allowing the goal. This is unfair: I've seen the video many times, and it was a great shot. Wilson wouldn't have stopped it, either.

May 6, 1978, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal lose to Suffolk team Ipswich Town 1-0. Liam Brady is played even though injured, and Roger Osborne scores the only goal, in the 77th minute.

May 12, 1979, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal beat Manchester United 3-2. Brian Talbot and Frank Stapleton score in the 1st half, and Arsenal lead 2-0 late. But United score in the 86th and the 88th to tie it. Then Alan Sunderland scores in the 89th to win it. Brady assisted on all 3 Arsenal goals. It becomes known as "The Five-Minute Final."

May 10, 1980, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal lose to East London team West Ham United 1-0. Trevor Brooking scores early, and the Gunners can't equalize. The Hammers remain the last team from outside the top division to win the Cup -- and this remains their last major tropy.

May 14, 1980, European Cup Winners' Cup Final, Heysel Stadium, Brussels, Belgium: Arsenal play Spanish team Valencia to a 0-0 draw, then lose 5-4 on penalties. Brady is soon lured away by the money of Juventus. A year later, Stapleton is lured away by Manchester United.

In 1985, Heysel would host the European Cup Final, at which 39 fans were killed due to a wall collapse inside. The game was played anyway, and Juventus (with Brady already having been sold) beat Liverpool. I've talked to some Arsenal fans who were at the 1980 Final, and they said the stadium was already unsuitable for a major event then.

April 5, 1987, League Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal beat Liverpool 2-1. There was a daunting statistic: Liverpool had never lost when Ian Rush scored, and, sure enough, he opened the scoring for the Scousers. It looked like Arsenal's bid for a 1st trophy in 8 years would end with a bit of a hangover from their dramatic Semifinal win over arch-rival Tottenham.

But Charlie Nicholas, one of the highest-profile, and thus most disappointing, acquisitions in Arsenal history, justified the team's 1983 faith in him by scoring twice, netting the winner in the 83rd minute.

April 24, 1988, League Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal lost 3-2 to Luton Town of Bedfordshire. In one of their few seasons in the top division, Luton won their only major trophy, as a ghastly mistake by backup Arsenal centreback Gus Caesar gifted Danny Wilson an equalizer in the 82nd minute, and Mark Stein got the winner at the death.

As with Ian Ure in the League Cup Final 19 years earlier, Caesar was never forgiven by Arsenal fans. As with Ure, Arsenal would find some glory in the next few years -- in this case, the League title in 1989 and 1991 -- but he wouldn't be a part of it.

April 18, 1993, League Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal beat Sheffield Wednesday of Yorkshire, 2-1. This was the 1st match in the history of European soccer in which players wore uniform numbers of their own choosing and their names on the back. Previously, numbers were assigned to positions, not players, and thus putting names on the back would have been cost-prohibitive.

John Harkes of Wednesday, a native of Kearny, Hudson County, New Jersey, becomes the 1st American to score a goal at Wembley, and gives the Owls the lead in the 8th minute. But Paul Merson equalizes in the 20th, and Steve Morrow wins it in the 68th.

Ironically, Morrow did not receive his winner's medal at the postgame ceremony. Arsenal Captain Tony Adams tried to pick him up and carry him off the pitch on his shoulders, but slipped, and Morrow landed on his arm and broke it. He was given his medal at the FA Cup Final the next month.

May 15, 1993, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal and Wednesday play to a 1-1 draw. By a weird turn of events, the only time this has ever happened, the opponents for the FA Cup Final are the same opponents as were in the League Cup Final. Arsenal take a 1-0 lead on an Iran Wright goal, but Wednesday find an equalizer. The game goes to a replay. It will be the last time: From the 1993-94 season onward, if the Final is still tied at the end of extra time, it will go to a penalty shootout.

May 20, 1993, FA Cup Final Replay, Wembley: Arsenal beat Wednesday 2-1. As he had in the 1st game, Ian Wright opens the scoring. Former Tottenham star Chris Waddle equalizes for Wednesday. Extra time is played, and just when it looks like there will be penalties, in the 119th minute, Arsenal take a corner, and rarely-used centreback Andy Linighan heads the ball into the net.

His partner in central defense was David O'Leary, making his 722nd and last appearance for The Arsenal, still a team record.

May 4, 1994, European Cup Winners' Cup Final, Parken Stadium, Copenhagen, Denmark: Arsenal beat Parma of Italy, 1-0. Given the presence in the Parma lineup of Gianfranco Zola, Faustino Aspirlla and Thomas Brolin, and the absence from the Arsenal lineup of Wright, suspended due to yellow card accumulation, Parma were solidly favored.

But a mistake in the 20th minute led to an Alan Smith goal, and "the famous back four" of right back Lee Dixon, centrebacks Tony Adams and Steve Bould, and left back Nigel Winterburn held on for the quintessential "One-nil to The Arsenal" victory. Along with the League title win over Liverpool in 1989, this is considered manager George Graham's masterstroke.

May 10, 1995, European Cup Winners' Cup Final, Parc des Princes, Paris: Arsenal lose 2-1 to Real Zaragoza of Spain. The worst Arsenal season in 19 years included a 12th-place finish, and Graham being fired, not for poor performance but for managerial improprieties. Arsenal were still in the CWC, due to being defending Champions. The game went to extra time, but Zaragoza's Turkish midfielder Mohamed Ali Amar, who went by the nom de soccer Nayim, lobbed the ball over Arsenal goalkeeper David Seaman in the last minute.

Nayim played 5 seasons for Tottenham. To this day, Tottenham fans sing Nayim's name, because his goal defeated and embarrassed Arsenal, even though the game in question had nothing to do with Tottenham.

May 16, 1998, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal beat Newcastle 2-0. Having already won the League, this clinches The Double. There would be no repeat of the upset wins of 1932 and 1952 for "The Toon," as Paul Merson in the 1st half and Nicolas Anelka in the 2nd dusted them.

This was Arsenal's 1st cup final under manager Arsène Wenger. Under him, Arsenal would play in 13 cup finals. Under all other managers combined: 24, not counting replays and 2-legged finals.

It would also be their last game at the old Wembley. The old stadium, which opened in April 1923, the same month as the original Yankee Stadium, was closed in 2000, demolished, replaced with a new one, and opened in time for the 2007 FA Cup Final.

May 17, 2000, UEFA Cup Final, Parken Stadium: Arsenal lose to Galatasaray of Istanbul, Turkey, 4-1 on penalties following a scoreless game. The Copenhagen stadium, site of the 1994 Cup Winners' Cup Final, would not be the site of a 2nd great Arsenal win on this occasion.

May 12, 2001, FA Cup Final, Principality Stadium, Cardiff, Wales (then named the Millennium Stadium): Arsenal lose to Liverpool, 2-1. With Wembley having been closed, this was now the biggest stadium in the United Kingdom, and thus, for the 1st time, the Final was held outside England, and wouldn't return until the new Wembley opened in 2007.

As with Arsenal against Newcastle, Liverpool found the 3rd time against Arsenal to be the charm. Liverpool committed some blatant handballs, but they weren't called. Still Freddie Ljungberg gave Arsenal the lead in the 72nd minute. But Michael Owen scored in the 83rd and the 88th, giving Liverpool the win.

May 4, 2002, FA Cup Final, Principality Stadium: Arsenal beat Chelsea of West London, 2-0. As with the year before, the game was scoreless well into the 2nd half. As with the year before, Arsenal broke the deadlock, this time with a screamer by Ray Parlour in the 70th minute. But unlike the year before, Arsenal managed to get a 2nd, by Ljungberg in the 80th, and that that iced it. Four days later, Arsenal beat Manchester United at Old Trafford, and won their 3rd Double.

May 17, 2003, FA Cup Final, Principality Stadium: Arsenal beat Southampton of Hampshire, 1-0. Robert Pires, who seemed to specialize in scoring against Southampton, did so again, in the 38th minute, and Arsenal held on.

May 21, 2005, FA Cup Final, Principality Stadium: Arsenal beat Manchester United, 5-4 on penalty kicks after a 0-0 draw. The season before, Man U had beaten Arsenal in the Semifinal before winning the Final and taking the Cup away. Earlier this season, they had cheated their way to ending Arsenal's 49-game League unbeaten streak.

This was a very rough game, as were most AFC-MUFC games, but Arsenal held on, and extended the game to penalties. Ruud van Nistelrooy and Lauren traded successful conversions, but Jens Lehmann stopped Paul Scholes, and that made the difference. Ljungberg scored for Arsenal. Both 3rd round shooters made theirs, Cristiano Ronaldo and Robin van Persie. So did both 4th round shooters, Wayne Rooney and Ashley Cole. Roy Keane made his in the 5th round, but Patrick Vieira, in his last act as an Arsenal player, made his, and Arsenal got the Cup back.

May 17, 2006, UEFA Champions League Final, Stade de France, Saint-Denis, outside Paris: Arsenal lose 2-1 to FC Barcelona. Arsenal's 1st game for the European Cup was ruined in the 18th minute, when goalkeeper Jens Lehmann was wrongly sent off for how he stopped Samuel Eto'o, making him the 1st player ever sent off in a European Cup/Champions League Final.

Then Wenger made a key mistake: He had to take an attacking player off, so that he could sent in backup keeper Manuel Almunia, but he chose Pires, instead of a younger, less-proven player like Cesc Fàbregas or Aleksandr Hleb.

Incredibly, Arsenal took the lead in the 37th minute, on a goal by a defender, no less, Sol Campbell. The 10 Gunners held the lead against the 12 Blaugrana until the 76th minute, when Eto'o scored a goal that was clearly offside. In the 80th, Juliano Belletti scored the winner.

This was probably the most crushing defeat in Arsenal's history, and it was the end of the era: Not only was it the final season for Highbury, but it was the final game in Arsenal's colors for Campbell (though he would briefly return in 2010), Pires, Cole and Dennis Bergkamp. Henry remained for 1 more year.

February 25, 2007, League Cup Final, Principality Stadium: Arsenal lose 2-1 to Chelsea. As was his habit, Wenger started mostly kids in a League Cup match: The only players in his starting XI who were in his usual XI were Fàbregas and Kolo Touré. In contrast, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho had all of his usual starters at the start.

It almost worked: Theo Walcott scored in the 12th minute. But Didier Drogba, the diving master from the Ivory Coast, equalized in the 20th. In the 63rd, Abou Diaby went for the ball, and accidentally kicked Chelsea captain John Terry in the jaw. As Terry is one of the most execrable people in the sport in the last 20 years, this earned Diaby goodwill that his performance never did. Drogba scored the winner in the 84th.

February 27, 2011, League Cup Final, new Wembley Stadium, London: Arsenal lose 2-1 to Birmingham City. It wasn't Arsenal's 1st visit to the new Wembley: That was the 2009 FA Cup Semifinal, a 2-1 loss to Chelsea.

For once, Wenger went against his kids-in-the-League-Cup policy, and went for it. Like everyone else, he had heard the whine of "Arsenal haven't won a trophy in X years" reach 6, and he wanted it.

But Fàbregas was unavailable due to injury, and Arsenal really could have used him. Birmingham City, known for being a dirty team -- their Martin Taylor had infamously broken Diaby's leg in 2006 -- were terrible, and would be relegated at the end of the season. Even a half-strength Arsenal team should have handled them.

But Nikola Zigic scored for the Brummies in the 28th. van Persie scored in the 39th, and it remained 1-1 until the 89th, when Zigic shot, and, in attempt to block it, goalkeeper Wojciech Szczęsny
collided with centreback Laurent Koscielny, allowing a loose ball that Obafemi Martins fired into the net.

It was probably the most humiliating Arsenal loss since the 1969 edition of the event, against Swindon Town. And it was the beginning of the idiotic #WengerOut movement.

May 17, 2014, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal beat Hull City of Yorkshire, 3-2 in extra time. The trophy drought had reached 9 years. And when Hull scored 2 goals in the 1st 8 minutes, it looked as if it would be extended to a 10th season, and perhaps be the end of the line for Wenger.

But Santi Cazorla scored in the 17th. A long lull followed, including halftime. Koscielny scored in the 71st to tie it. It went to extra time, and, in the 109th minute, off a cheeky backheel by Olivier Giroud, Aaron Ramsey scored. He copied Charlie George's 1971 celebration, sliding on the (new) Wembley turf and lying on his back.

The last 12 minutes of the game were agony for Arsenal fans, especially those of us in America who had joined, thanks to the growth of satellite TV, since the last trophy, and had never won one with the team. When it was over, there was so much joy and relief. And yet, Wenger looked happier than any of us.

May 30, 2015, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal beat Aston Villa of Birmingham, 4-0. I watched this game at Mulligan's in Hoboken, New Jersey, just across the Hudson River from Manhattan. There, the TV screens are on the ground floor and the bathroom is in the basement. I was trying to hold it until halftime, but I couldn't make it. I was finishing up, washing my hands, in the 40th minute, when a huge roar went up. Since there were about 100 Arsenal fans in the place, and only 6 people wearing Villa colors, I knew it was an Arsenal goal.

As I got up the stairs, I yelled, "Who scored it?" The answer came back: "Walcott!" Perfect: The previous season, in the 3rd Round game against Tottenham, Theo Walcott had scored, but had also gotten injured, and missed the rest of the season. That injury cost Arsenal dearly in the League, but not in the Cup. Still, he missed it. Watching the halftime highlights, I saw the goal, and the look of elation on his face. It was easy to see just how much this meant to him.

The 2nd half started a little nervy. It looked like "a movie I'd seen before": An Arsenal player (sometimes Walcott) would score in the 1st half, and they'd hang on for dear life before allowing an equalizer. Not this time: Alex Sanchez scored a beauty in the 50th, Captain and centreback Per Mertesacker scored in the 62nd, and Giroud finished it off in the 90th.

The pressure was off -- but then, having won it the season before, there wasn't as much pressure anyway. This win was nice, and I'm glad Arsenal got it. But it would never mean as much to me as the one before did. It sure meant a lot to Theo, though.

May 27, 2017, FA Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal beat Chelsea, 2-1. Chelsea had been a "bogey team" for Arsenal since the 2004 Champions League Quarterfinal: It seemed, the bigger the game, the better Chelsea was, and the less effectiveness Arsenal had. Not this time: Alexis scored in the 4th minute to settle our nerves early.

But, again, it seemed like one of those hang-on-for-dear-life games. Sure enough, in the 76th minute, Diego Costa, who had succeeded Drogba as Chelsea's Master of Cheating, equalized. It looked like a game of "Name Your Poison": Would you rather lose in regulation, in extra time, or on penalties?

What do we say to the God of Defeat? Aaron Ramsey, once again, said, "Not today." As in 2014, he took a Giroud pass and put it into the net, this time a header in the 79th. Chelsea were completely deflated, and it was 3 FA Cups in 4 years.

February 25, 2018, League Cup Final, Wembley: Arsenal lose 3-0 to Manchester City. Every previous Arsenal cup final defeat had been by 1 goal or on penalties. Sergio Aguero scored in the 18th, but it was still only 1-0 as the hour mark approached, so there was hope. But Vincent Kompany scored in the 58th, and that was it. David Silva's goal in the 65th was just a cherry on their sundae.

May 29, 2019, UEFA Europa League Final, Bakı Olimpiya Stadionu, Baku, Azerbaijan: Arsenal lose 4-1 to Chelsea. In spite of having an obvious penalty denied early on, Arsenal were the better team in the 1st 35 minutes, but began to break down.

New manager Unai Emery needed to straighten them out at halftime. He didn't: Former Arsenal forward Olivier Giroud scored in the 49th, and it was all downhill from there. Alex Iwobi scored in the 69th to make it 3-1 and give some hope to those Gooners who somehow made it to Baku against long odds, but it wasn't going to happen.

Overall: Won 17, lost 21, drawn 1. 2-6 in European Finals, 15-15-1 in domestic ones.

Saturday, February 24, 2018

How Long It's Been: Tottenham Hotspur Won a Trophy

Of course, they released a DVD.

This Sunday, North London soccer team Arsenal will play Manchester City in the Final of the Football League Cup, at the new Wembley Stadium in London.

Strange: Even as their rivals from 4.7 miles away, Tottenham Hotspur, seem likely to finish above them in the Premier League for the 2nd season in a row - after not doing so for 21 straight years - Arsenal still have more to show for it.

The English media have loved Tottenham for a long time, with their 1961 team becoming the 1st in the 20th Century to win both the English top flight, then called the Football League Division One, and the Football Association Cup in the same season. This is called "doing The Double," and the Baby Boomers in England loved them for it.

When Arsenal did the same in 1971, it was a different time. The Boomers had grown up, and this Arsenal side was a side for their kids, or maybe their younger brothers.

Unless you were raised in a family that loved Arsenal, you were raised to hate Arsenal - as if the two were the only teams in London. There are 12 League clubs within the M25, London's version of a road "beltway," and usually half of those are in the top flight, now called the Premier League.

When Arsenal had a run of success, 1987-94 (2 League titles, an FA Cup, 2 League Cups and the now-defunct European Cup Winners' Cup), they were not loved by the public outside North London as the 1981-84 "Spurs" side were (winning 2 FA Cups and a UEFA Cup, now called the UEFA Europa League).

When Arsenal became perhaps the greatest team in English history between 1998 and 2006 (3 League titles, 1 unbeaten, 4 Cups, 2 of them as part of Doubles), they gained admirers all over the world, thanks to the growth of satellite TV coverage. But, despite winning next to nothing, Spurs always got the more flattering coverage in the media.

As a result, when Arsenal lost the 2011 League Cup Final, that made it 6 years since they'd won a trophy. They won the 2005 FA Cup, but haven't won the League since, lost the UEFA Champions League in the 2006 Final and the 2009 Semifinal; lost the FA Cup in the 2009 Semifinal; and lost the League Cup in the Final in 2007 and 2011, and in the Semifinal in 2008 - which brings me to today's focus.

The League Cup is kind of a weird competition. All 92 clubs in the Football League, in all 4 divisions, are eligible for it. This makes it different from the FA Cup, where every Club in England, and, through an arrangement, a few teams in Wales, are eligible for it. That's over 700 years teams.

Each round is a single match, with home field advantage chosen by a lottery, until the Semifinal. Then, it's 2 legs, home-and-home. The Final, as is that of the FA Cup, is held at Wembley Stadium in West London, England's national stadium.

The FA Cup was founded in 1871. The League Cup was not founded until 1960, and thus has considerably less prestige. For a club with the kind of support that Tottenham have, winning it would be huge. For a club with the kind of support that Arsenal have, winning it would be nice, but there are more important things, and they are - at least, theoretically - within reach.

This is not the case with Tottenham. They have not won the league, under any name, since that 1961 Double. They have had close calls the last 2 seasons, but blew it - or, as they say in England, "bottled it" - both times.

Indeed, late-season collapses have happened to Spurs several times in recent years. The template was 1987. When they took the field (or "the pitch") at their former home of White Hart Lane at a Semifinal replay of the League Cup on March 4, they had a chance at a unique domestic "Treble": Winning the League, the FA Cup, and the League Cup in the same season.

But Arsenal won that game, and the Final against Liverpool. Spurs fell apart in the League, and choked in the FA Cup Final. In a span of 73 days, they went from a good chance at a unique feat to having won nothing.

(The feat has still never been accomplished: As Meghan Trainor would say, "No Treble." Manchester United won a "European Treble" in 1999: The League, the FA Cup, and the Champions League. Others teams have done this in other countries, but not in England.)

In 2006, 2012 and 2013, Spurs had a great chance to finish ahead of Arsenal. Each time, they were ahead going into the last game of the season. And, each time, the results didn't go their way. (The 2006 occurrence is the most notable. One does not simply discuss "The North London Derby" without mentioning that occurrence. It is folly.)

In 2007, the North London rivals met in the League Cup Semifinal. In the 1st leg, at The Lane, Spurs blew a 2-0 lead, and it ended 2-2. In the 2nd leg, at Arsenal's new Emirates Stadium, it was 1-1 after regulation. Away goals didn't matter, so extra time (we would say "overtime") was played, and Arsenal quickly scored twice to win 5-3 on aggregate.

In 2008, the situation was reversed. Until this season, Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger has played mainly reserves in the League Cup, trying to get them experience for more prestigious games. The 1st leg was at the Emirates, and it was a 1-1 draw. The 2nd leg, at The Lane, was no contest, as Tottenham, mainly starting their starters against "Arsène Wenger High School," won 5-1.

Spurs soon released a DVD of this game, titled The Perfect Game. A, It was starters against reserves. Big deal. B, How can it be "perfect" if you let in a goal? Morons.

February 24, 2008, 10 years ago today: Tottenham beat West London club Chelsea 2-1 to win the League Cup at Wembley Stadium. Although Didier Drogba, a.k.a. "Dogbreath," another of the most hated opponents Arsenal have ever had, due to his goals against them and his obvious and unrepentant diving, opened the scoring, Tottenham got a penalty that was buried by Dimitar Berbatov, the Vulgarian Bulgarian, and the game went to extra time. Jonathan Woodgate, a defender, scored the winner in the 94th minute.

Spurs fans acted like they'd won the League and the Cup - instead of just the League Cup. It was their 1st trophy of any kind since the 1999 League Cup. Those are the only 2 trophies they've won since their last FA Cup win in 1991, and they haven't even been to a Final in that tournament since, going 0-4 in Semis, including 0-2 against Arsenal. And that 1961 League title remains their last.

As Arsenal's trophy drought grew, to 7 years, 8 years, 9 years, before it finally ended at 9 with the 2014 FA Cup, the English media harped on it more and more. "Arsenal's trophy drought" became a catchphrase, a cliche, a meme.

Spurs have now surpassed that. But does anybody talk about "Spurs' trophy drought?"

No, because that only happens to big clubs. When Manchester United went 26 years without winning the League, from 1967 to 1993, it was talked about constantly. Now that Liverpool have gone 28 years without winning the League, since 1990, it is talked about constantly.

And now that Arsenal have gone 14 years without winning the League, since 2004, it is talked about constantly. Just as it was from 1971 to 1989, when, to borrow the phrase of author and Arsenal fan Nick Hornby, it was "Eighteen fucking years!" And when Arsenal reached the climax of the 1971 season, before winning both the League and the FA Cup that year for "The Double," their last trophy was the 1953 League title, right before Queen Elizabeth II was crowned, and they said, "Arsenal haven't won a trophy since the Coronation."

So, big clubs get this treatment. Tottenham don't. That's because Tottenham are not a big club.

But they are a club that hasn't won a trophy in 10 years. Ten years exactly. How long has that been?

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At the time, Molson Coors, which owns the London-based Carling brand of beer, held the naming rights to the tournament. From 2003 to 2012, it was known as the Carling Cup. Previously, another brewery had it 2004-12: The Worthington Cup. This was a far cry from 1982-86, when Britain's national Milk Marketing Board had it and it was the Milk Cup; or 1993-98, when it was the Coca-Cola Cup.

Betting company Littlewoods held it 1986-90, the now-defunct electronics company Rumbelows 1990-92, Capital One 2012-16, no sponsor last year (it was just "The EFL Cup," for "English Football League"), and now, Thai-based (but Brazilian-sounding) energy drink Carabao: The Carabao Cup.

Of the 16 players Tottenham named as possibilities for use in that game: Backup goalkeeper Radek Černý was only there on loan, and did not get into the game; starting goalkeeper Paul Robinson, starting left wing Steed Malbranque, starting forward Dimitar Berbatov and backup midfielder Teemu Tainio (who entered the game in the 75th minute) left the team at the end of the season; starting left back Pascal Chimbonda, starting central midfielder Didier Zokora, and backup forward Darren Bent (who didn't get into the game) left in 2009.

Starting right back Alan Hutton, starting centreback Jonathan Woodgate, and starting forward Robbie Keane left in 2011; starting centreback and team Captain Ledley King (nicknamed "Leadfoot Queen" by Arsenal fans) retired in 2012; starting central midfielder Jermaine Jenas and backup midfielder Tom Huddlestone (known as "Hundredstone" for his hefty weight, entered the game in the 61st minute) left in 2013; and starting right wing Aaron Lennon and backup centreback Younès Kaboul (who entered the game in extra time) left in 2015. As Kaboul had left and returned to Tottenham, Lennon was the last remaining player. And manager Juande Ramos was fired early in the 2008-09 season.

King retired in 2012; Hutton, Jenas, Cerny and Tainio in 2014; Woodgate in 2016; and Robinson and Zokora in 2017. Still active: Malbranque with MDA Chasselay in France, Lennon with Lancashire club Burnley, Chimbonda with Washington F.C. of Wearside (George Washington's ancestors are said to have come from the Wearside town of Washington), Kaboul with Hertfordshire team Watford, Huddlestone and Bent with East Midlands club Derby County; and Keane and Berbatov are now playing in India, the former with Indian club ATK of Kolkata (formerly "Calcutta"), the latter with Kerala Blasters.

Tottenham have since torn down White Hart Lane, begun building their new stadium which will open next season, and are spending the 2017-18 season playing home games at Wembley.

Manchester United were then the holders of the Premier League title, and were about to win it again. Chelsea were the holders of the FA Cup, and were about to be succeeded as such by Hampshire club Portsmouth. Man United would beat Chelsea in the Final of the UEFA Champions League -- which, like the Super Bowl, is selected in advance, in the hope of getting a neutral site. So these 2 big English clubs faced each other for the championship of Europe in... Moscow. Man U succeeded AC Milan.

Some of the legends of the game have since died. From England: Bobby Robson, Nat Lofthouse, Dave Sexton, Bill Foulkes, Tom Finney, Ron Springett, Howard Kendall, Gerry Byrne, Jimmy Hill, Cyrille Regis, Jimmy Armfield, and Arsenal legend Don Howe. From Scotland: Tottenham legend Dave Mackay and Arsenal legend David Herd. From Wales: Gary Speed.

From Italy: Enzo Bearzot, Giorgio Chinaglia and Cesare Maldini. From Germany: Helmut Haller, Ottmar Walter, Bert Trautmann, Udo Lattek and Hans Schäfer. From the Netherlands: Johan Cruijff and Piet Keizer. From France: Raymond Kopa. From Hungary: Gyula Grosics. From Russia: Fyodor Cherenkov. From the Czech Republic: Josef Masopust. From Austria: Karl Stotz. From Spain: Ignacio Zoco and Manuel Sanchís Martínez.

From Brazil: Sócrates, Djalma Santos, Gilmar, Nílton Santos, Carlos Alberto, Hilderaldo Bellini, Zito and Waldir Peres. From Argentina: Alfredo Di Stéfano. From Uruguay: Alcides Ghiggia. And from Mozambique by way of Portugal: Eusébio and Mário Coluna.

Aaron Ramsey and Eden Hazard were 17 years old; Antoine Griezmann, Jack Wilshere and Neymar were 16; Mario Götze was 15; Paul Pogba and Harry Kane were 14; Deli Alli, Alex Iwobi and Gedion Zelalem were 11; Christian Pulisic was 9, Gianluigi Donnarumma was about to turn 9, and Reiss Nelson was 8.

Current Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino was an assistant coach at Espanyol, "the other club in Barcelona." Current New York Red Bulls manager Jesse Marsch was playing for Chivas USA in Los Angeles. Current New York City FC manager Patrick Vieira, an Arsenal legend, was playing for Internazionale Milano.

Alain Vigneault of the Rangers was the head coach of the Vancouver Canucks. John Hynes of the Devils was an assistant coach for the U.S. national hockey team. Pat Shurmur of the Giants was an assistant coach for the Philadelphia Eagles. Todd Bowles of the Jets was an assistant coach for the Miami Dolphins. Jeff Hornacek of the Knicks was an assistant coach for the Utah Jazz. Kenny Atkinson of the Nets was an assistant coach for the Knicks. Aaron Boone of the Yankees was playing for the Washington Nationals. Doug Weight of the Islanders was playing for the Anaheim Ducks. And Mickey Callaway of the Mets was running out the string of his playing career, in Korea.

In North American sports, the defending World Champions were the Spurs -- San Antonio, not Tottenham -- the New York Giants, the Boston Red Sox *, the Anaheim Ducks, and the Houston Dynamo were the holders of the MLS Cup. The Heavyweight Champion of the World, depending on who you believe, was either Ruslan Chagaev (recognized by the WBA), Oleg Maskaev (WBC), or Wladimir Klitschko (IBF).

The Olympic Games have since been held in Britain, Canada, China and Russia. The World Cup has since been held in South Africa. And both have since been held in Brazil.

Same-sex marriage was legal in the following countries: The Netherlands, Belgium, Spain, Canada, Israel, South Africa; in the U.S. States of Massachusetts and Iowa.

The Mayor of London was Ken Livingstone. The Prime Minister was Gordon Brown. The current holders of those offices, Sadiq Khan and Theresa May, respectively, were both then serving in the House of Commons. Queen Elizabeth II was the monarch -- that hasn't changed.

The President of the United States was George W. Bush. Barack Obama was running to replace him. The idea that Donald Trump could become President, or that any President would do the things he's done, and say the things he's said, was ridiculous -- and should have stayed that way.

The Governor of New York was Eliot Spitzer -- for another 22 days. Andrew Cuomo was then his Attorney General. The Mayor of New York was Michael Bloomberg. Bill de Blasio was on the City Council. The Governor of New Jersey was Jon Corzine. Phil Murphy was National Finance Chair of the Democratic National Committee.

The Pope was Benedict XVI. The current Pope, Francis, was then Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, Archbishop of Buenos Aires. The Prime Minister of Canada was Stephen Harper. The holder of the Nobel Peace Prize was former Vice President Al Gore, for his work to stop the ill effects of climate change -- which is one of several examples of the Nobel Committee showing the need for separate awards for Peace and Humanitarianism. While Gore certainly deserved an award, what he got this one for had nothing to do with either preventing or stopping a war. There have since been 3 Presidents of the United States, 3 Prime Ministers of Britain, and 2 Popes.

There were still living veterans of World War I; the subsequent civil wars in Germany, Poland, Russia and Finland; the Mexican Revolution, the Turkish War of Independence, Mussolini's March On Rome, and the Brazilian Revolution. There were still living people who had survived the sinkings of the RMS Titanic, the RMS Lusitania, the SS Morro Castle, the SS Eastland, the USS Panay, the HMS Hood and the USS Juneau.

All 7 of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter books had been published, but only the 1st 5 films had been made. Later in the year, Suzanne Collins would publish The Hunger Games. George R.R. Martin had published the 1st 4 A Song of Ice and Fire books, but Game of Thrones had yet to debut on television. Same with The Walking Dead, which had, at that point, only existed in comic book form.

Films premiering in the late Winter of 2008 included Cloverfield, Mad Money, The Other Boleyn Girl, Will Ferrell's 1970s basketball film Semi-Pro, and (what will hopefully be) the last Rambo film. Daniel Craig was James Bond, Brandon Routh was Superman, Christian Bale was Batman, and David Tennant was The Doctor.

Girlfriends aired its last first-run episode. Keeping Up with the KardashiansBreaking Bad and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles had recently debuted. No one had yet heard of Richard Castle. The Number 1 song in America was "Low" by Flo Rida (Tramar Lacel Dillard) and T-Pain (Faheem Rashad Najm). Michael Jackson was still alive.

Inflation was such that what $1.00 bought then, $1.17 would buy now -- or, more to the point of the country in question, £1.00 then is about £1.27 now. A U.S. postage stamp cost 41 cents, and a New York Subway ride $2.00. The average price of a gallon of gas was $3.32, a cup of coffee $2.45, a McDonald's meal (Big Mac, fries, shake) $6.39, a movie ticket $7.20, a new car $23,429, and a new house $290,400. The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed the preceding Friday at 12,381.02.

The tallest building in the world was Taipei 101 in Taiwan. The age of social media was well underway, but, as yet, there was no Pinterest, no Instagram, no Vine, and no iPad. Sony PS3 and Wii were battling it out to be the leading home video game system.

In the Winter of 2008, Cyprus and Malta adopted the euro as their currency. The Kivu conflict in the Democratic Republic of the Congo was ended by a peace deal. Iran launched its 1st rocket into space; 10 years later, they have not yet had any manned missions. Kosovo declared independence from Serbia. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd of Australia issued a formal apology to the Stolen Generations, Aboriginal children taken from their families to be raised "white" for much of the 20th Century.

And the subprime mortgage crisis resulted in stock markets around the world crashing on January 21, and again on February 5. The Great Recession was underway, but few people suspected that it would get as bad as it did later in the year. Indeed, at this point in the 2008 Presidential election, both the Republican candidates, led by Senator John McCain of Arizona, and the Democratic candidates, led by Senators Hillary Clinton of New York and Barack Obama of Illinois, had foreign policy matters, especially the ridiculous Iraq War, as their main focus.

Mount Everest conqueror Sir Edmund Hillary, and chess legend turned conspiracy theorist Bobby Fischer, and 1950s FA Cup hero Jimmy Dugdale died.

Few people born by February 24, 2008 have yet become famous, but Louis Tomlinson and Taylor Lautner were 16 years old; John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Jack Gleeson, Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Zayn Malik, Hallie Eisenberg, Cara Delevingne and Ezra Miller were 15; Ariana Grande, Debby Ryan, Ally Brooke, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Molly Quinn, Harry Styles and Dakota Fanning were 14, and Justin Bieber was just short of turning 14; Saoirse Ronan and Halsey were 13; Sophie Turner, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner and Sasha Pieterse were 12; Tom Holland, Abigail Breslin, Katherine Langford, Normani Kordei, Lauren Jauregi, Lorde, Zendaya, Bella Hadid, Dylan Minnette and Hailee Steinfeld were 11, and Camila Cabello was about to turn 11; Maisie Williams, Dean-Charles Chapman, Dinah Jane, Kylie Jenner, Bella Thorne, Ariel Winter and the McCaughey Septuplets were 10.

Jaden Smith, Rico Rodriguez and Nolan Gould were 9; Noah Cyrus was 8; Jackie Evancho, Dylan Douglas, Frankie Jonas and Willow Smith were 7; Maddox Joliet-Pitt and Rowan Blanchard were 6; Carys Douglas and Quvenzhané Wallis were 4; and Aubrey Anderson-Emmons was 8 months old.

February 24, 2008. Tottenham Hotspur won a trophy, the Football League Cup, then known as the Carling Cup, defeating Chelsea 2-1 at Wembley Stadium.

It has been exactly 10 years since that day. Since then, Tottenham have never won another trophy, while arch-rivals Arsenal have won 3 FA Cups, are in the League Cup Final tomorrow, and have advanced to the Round of 16 in the UEFA Europa League.

Of course, "Spurs" have advanced to the last 16 of this year's Champions League, and the 5th Round of this year's FA Cup.  Theoretically, both clubs would win up to 2 trophies this season.

But who's kidding who? It's Tottenham. Surely, the chant will go up: "It's happened again, it's happened again, Tottenham Hotspur, it's happened again!"

Tottenham are the biggest joke franchise in sports -- any sport, any country. Here's a joke:

A mistake was made, and a game against Tottenham was scheduled for the same day that Arsenal were away in the Champions League. Arsène Wenger tells his players, "Boys, go, and leave Tottenham to me. I will play them all by myself."

So the team goes to the Continent, and, at halftime, they check their phones, and see: "HT: Tottenham 0-1 Arsenal, 
Arsène Wenger 10'." That gives them the boost they need, and they win their game. But when they're done, they see "FT: Tottenham 1-1 Arsenal, Arsène Wenger 10', Aaron Lennon 90'+4."

The Gunners get back home, and they see Wenger, still in his kit, sitting on a bench, head in his hands. He looks up, and says, "Boys, I let you down." They say, "What are you talking about? You held them off for 93 minutes, all by yourself. Even at the end, they only managed a draw. You even scored in the 10th minute."

"Yes," Wenger says, "but I got sent off in the 12th."
Tottenham: A joke forever.