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Friday, December 3, 2021

How to Be a New York Basketball Fan In Houston -- 2021-22 Edition

The Brooklyn Nets will visit the Houston Rockets next Wednesday, December 8. The New York Knicks will do on Thursday, December 16.

Before You Go. It's Texas. If you're still nervous about COVID, don't go. If you do go, wear your mask. If anybody gives you a hard time, ignore them. Don't tell them they're the idiots, just accept that they are.

Most Americans hear "bayou" and think "Louisiana." But Houston is known as, among other things, the Bayou City. It can get hot, it can get humid, and it gets a lot of rain, even in late November. Why do you think the world's 1st indoor stadium designed for baseball and football was built there? So while the Rockets play indoors, the weather could still be a factor.

For next Wednesday, the Houston Chronicle is predicting temperatures in the mid-60s in the afternoon, and the mid-50s at night. Rain is predicted for the morning, but it should be done by mid-afternoon. You won't be indoors for the entire visit, so dress accordingly, with lighter clothes than you would wear in New York at this time of year.

Houston is in the Central Time Zone, so you'll be an hour behind New York time. Although Texas is a former Confederate State, you will not need your passport, and you won't need to change your money.

Tickets. The Rockets were averaging 18,069 fans per game, a sellout, in 2019-20 before COVID shut everything down. They are, historically speaking, Houston's most successful sports team. But, for the moment, they are terrible, so getting tickets for them should be easier than usual.

Seats in the lower level are $158 behind the baskets and $58 behind them. Seats in the upper level are $48 between the baskets and $20 behind them.

Getting There. It's 1,629 miles from Times Square in New York to downtown Houston. You’re probably thinking that you should be flying.

Flying to Houston George Bush Intercontinental Airport (named for the father, not the son) could be done for as little as $145, one of the best flying bargains I have ever seen. Usually, it's a lot more. Bus 102 will get you from the airport to downtown in an hour and 20 minutes.

There are 2 ways to get there by train. One is to to take the Amtrak Crescent out of Penn Station at 2:15 PM on Monday, arrive in New Orleans at 9:02 PM on Tuesday, stay overnight in New Orleans, leave on the Sunset Limited at 9:00 AM on Wednesday, and arrive in Houston at 6:18 PM, less than an hour before tipoff. And you'd have to reverse this on the way back. So that's Tuesday and Thursday nights in New Orleans, and Wednesday night in Houston.

The other way is to take the Lake Shore Limited out of Penn Station at 3:40 PM on Monday, arrive at Union Station in Chicago at 9:50 AM on Tuesday, transfer to the Texas Eagle at 1:45 PM, arrive at Longview at 8:28 AM on Wednesday, switch to the Amtrak Thruway Bus at 8:40, and finally arrive in Houston at 1:15 PM.

And don't be fooled by the fact that Houston's Union Station and the Rockets' arena are only 7 blocks apart, because Amtrak uses a different station, a mile and a half away, at 902 Washington Avenue. Round-trip fare is $518.

Greyhound has 8 runs a day from Port Authority Bus Terminal to Houston, averaging 42 hours (meaning you'd have to leave on Monday), and requiring you to change buses in Atlanta and New Orleans. It's $711 round-trip, but it can drop to $488 with advanced purchase. The Houston Greyhound station is at 2121 Main Street, a mile from the arena.

If you actually think it's worth it to drive, get someone to go with you so you’ll have someone to talk to and one of you can drive while the other sleeps. You'll be taking Interstate 78 across New Jersey and into Pennsylvania to Harrisburg, where you'll pick up Interstate 81.

Take that through the narrow panhandles of Maryland and West Virginia, down the Appalachian spine of Virginia and into Tennessee, where you'll pick up Interstate 40, stay on that briefly until you reach Interstate 75, and take that until you reach Interstate 59, which will take you into Georgia briefly and then across Alabama and Mississippi, and into Louisiana, where you take Interstate 12 west outside New Orleans. Take that until you reach Interstate 10. Once in Texas, Exit 770 will get you to downtown Houston.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and a half in New Jersey, 3 hours in Pennsylvania, 15 minutes in Maryland, half an hour in West Virginia, 5 and a half hours in Virginia, 3 hours and 45 minutes in Tennessee, half an hour in Georgia, 4 hours in Alabama, 2 hours and 45 minutes in Mississippi, 4 hours and 30 minutes in Louisiana and 2 hours in Texas. Including rest stops, and accounting for traffic, we’re talking about a 40-hour trip.

Once In the City. Houston was founded in 1836 as Allen's Landing, and was renamed for Sam Houston, "the Father of Texas." There are 2.3 million people in the city proper, making it the 4th-largest in America, and 7.3 million in the metropolitan area, making it 8th. But with multiple teams, it's only the 9th-largest market in the NBA and the NFL, and the 7th-largest in MLB.

The weather in Houston is so bad! (How bad is it?) A "bayou" (BYE-yoo) is a body of water, typically found in a flat, low-lying area, and can be either an extremely slow-moving stream or river, often with a poorly-defined shoreline, or a marshy lake or wetland. And Houston is known as the Bayou City.

When people talk about "the bayou," they usually mean Louisiana. But Southeast Texas is also bayou country, and it frequently leaves Houston hot, humid and muggy. It's a breeding ground for mosquitoes. The Astrodome had to be built not just to promote Houston, or to protect people from the heat, but to protect them from the bugs. Sandy Koufax of the Los Angeles Dodgers said, "Some of those mosquitoes are twin-engine jobs."

Fortunately, just as there's an overhead walkway system in Minneapolis, and an "Underground City" in Montreal, in their cases to protect pedestrians from their cities' notoriously cold Winter, there is a "Houston Tunnel System," begun in the 1930s, and inspired by New York itself, by the system under Rockefeller Center. Regardless of how much this may help, remember to stay hydrated.

The sales tax in the State of Texas is 6.25 percent, but in the City of Houston it goes up to 8.25 percent. The city doesn't appear to have a "centerpoint," where the address numbers start at 1, but there is a Main Street, running northeast/southwest. ZIP Codes in the Houston area start with the digits 77. The Area Codes are 713, with 281, 346 and 832 as overlays.

Houston has not 1, not 2, but 3 beltways: Interstate 610, a.k.a. the Inner Loop; Beltway 8, a.k.a. the Sam Houston Tollway; and State Highway 99, a.k.a. the Grand Parkway.

Like most Texas cities now, Houston has a Hispanic plurality, if not yet a majority: 44 percent. It's about 26 percent white, 24 percent black, and 6 percent Asian. It's mostly white on the west side; mostly black on the south, northwest and northeast sides; and mostly Hispanic on the north, east and southeast sides.

Houston, and South Texas, have had some racial disturbances. On August 13, 1906, in Brownsville on the Rio Grande (the border between Texas and Mexico), a white bartender was killed and a Hispanic policeman was wounded by gunshots. The blame fell on a segregated unit of black soldiers at nearby Fort Brown.

Following a U.S. Army Inspector General's report, President Theodore Roosevelt, in his role as Commander-in-Chief, ordered dishonorable discharges for 167 of those soldiers, costing them pensions and the right to serve in federal service jobs. This is a blot on TR's record, and in 1972, President Richard Nixon pardoned them and rewrote their discharges as honorable.

There were 21 deaths in a riot in Houston on August 23, 1917, when members of the all-black 24th United States Infantry Regiment at Camp Logan fought back against the all-white Houston Police Department. After a series of courts-martial that could only have been a kangaroo court, there were 19 executions, and 41 soldiers were sentenced to life imprisonment.

There was a race riot in Beaumont, about 85 miles east of Houston, on June 15, 1943, with 3 deaths. On May 17, 1967, there was a riot on the campus of the historically-black Texas Southern University, leading to the death of a police officer and the arrests of 500 students. But once it was found that the officer had died from "friendly fire," the ricochet of a fellow officer's bullet, all charges against the students were dropped. And there was a race riot in the Moody Park neighborhood of north Houston on May 7, 1978, with no deaths.

There is a light rail system, called METRORail, but you probably won't need it to get from a downtown hotel to the arena. One zone is $1.25, and the price rises to $4.50 for 4 zones, so a daypass is a better bargain at $3.00.
Going In. The Toyota Center is in Downtown Houston. The mailing address is 1510 Polk Street, also bounded by Jackson, Bell and La Branch Streets. It's 5 blocks east of Main Street and the light rail, with Bell Street the closest station. If you drive in, parking is $15.
It took 8 years from Rockets owner Les Alexander's demand for a new arena until first tipoff, in which time NBA Commissioner David Stern announced that the Rockets would have to move without a new arena (not that there was anything wrong with their incumbent arena, The Summit, aside from a low number of luxury boxes), and NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman announced that Houston would not get an NHL team. But tip off at a new arena the Rockets did, on October 30, 2003.
Yes, it is odd for a sports venue in Texas to have a Japanese automaker's name on it. Then again, Toyota also bought the naming rights to the Dallas soccer team's new stadium.

It's hosted the Rockets ever since, the WNBA's Houston Comets from 2003 until they folded after the 2007 season, and the Houston Aeros of the American Hockey League (not the old WHA team of the same name) from 2003 until 2013, when their parent club, the Minnesota Wild, moved them to Des Moines, where they became the Iowa Wild. It's also hosted wrestling, Ultimate Fighting, concerts (including by Houston native Beyoncé, both with and without the rest of Destiny's Child) and the Latin Grammys.

The court is laid out north-to-south -- or, given the actual directions of Houston's street grid, northeast-to-southwest. It is 32 feet below street level, because Alexander didn't want fans, having already gotten through Houston's weather, to have to walk upstairs to their seats. (But they'll have to walk upstairs to get out.)

Food. Being a "Wild West" city, you might expect Houston to have Western-themed stands with "real American food" at its ballpark. Being a Southern State, you might also expect to have barbecue. And you would be right on both counts.

Baskets Grill, featuring burgers, chicken and corn dogs, can be found at Sections 113, 125, 403, 408 and 427. H.O.U. B.B.Q. is at 125 and 403. Space City Dogs, featuring customized hot dogs, is at 102 and 114. Bell Street Grill, featuring the Double Dribble Burger, is at 102 and 433. Taqueria Roja, featuring Mexican food, is at is at 125 and 433. TC Wings is at 102 and 433. Copper Canyon Carvery, featuring barbecue, is at 115. And Courtside Creamery, featuring ice cream, is at 124 and 432.

Clutch City Pizza is at 102, 113, 125, 403, 408, 427 and 433, but don't go there: The pizza in question is Papa John's. Not only is it not very good, but the owner is a bigot who won't pay living wages or for his employees' health insurance, and doesn't deserve your money.

Team History Displays. The Rockets have been around since 1971, and have the best history of any of Houston's sports teams, especially now that the 4-time WNBA Champion Comets have folded. At one end, next to the U.S. and Canadian flags, they have banners for each of their back-to-back NBA Championships, 1994 and 1995, plus a banner listing all of their Conference titles (1981, 1986, 1994 and 1995), and another for all of their Division titles (1977, 1986, 1993, 1994, 2015, 2018, 2019 and 2020).
The Rockets have retired 6 numbers, plus a banner with the initials CD, honoring longtime assistant coach and general manager Carroll Dawson. All are in the Basketball Hall of Fame, now that Rudy Tomjanovich was finally elected this past year. Here they are:

* From their 1981 Conference Champions: 45, forward Rudy Tomjanovich; 23, guard Calvin Murphy; and 24, center Moses Malone.

* From their 1986 Conference Champions: 34, center Hakeem Olajuwon. Forward Ralph Sampson, Number 50, is in the Hall of Fame, but the Rockets have not retired his number. But neither is it currently being worn.

* From their 1994 NBA Champions: Tomjanovich, by this point the head coach, and Olajuwon.

* From their 1995 NBA Champions: Tomjanovich, Olajuwon, and 22, guard Clyde Drexler. Hakeem the Dream and Clyde the Glide had been teammates on the University of Houston team that made 3 straight NCAA Final Four appearances, 1982 to 1984, but didn't win the title.

* Since 1995: 11, center Yao Ming. From the team that won 3 straight Division titles, but has now been broken up and fallen to the nether reaches of the league, we may see the retirement of 3 for guard Chris Paul, and 13 for guard James Harden. 
Guard Tracy McGrady (who wore 1 and then 3), forward Elvin Hayes (who wore 11 and then 44, and was another University of Houston star), forward Charles Barkley (who wore 4, as Hakeem was wearing Charles' usual 34), and center Dikembe Mutombo (55) have also played at least 4 seasons for the Rockets and been elected to the Hall, but have not had their numbers retired.

The Rockets do not have a team Hall of Fame. Hayes, Malone, Olajuwon, Drexler and Barkley were named to the NBA's 50th Anniversary 50 Greatest Players in 1996. Those players, Harden and Paul were named to the NBA's 75th Anniversary 75 Greatest Players in 2021.

The Comets retired the Number 10 of Kim Perrot, who died in 1999 of a brain tumor while still an active player. They also retired the 14 of Cynthia Cooper, but not the 22 of Sheryl Swoopes or the 7 of Tina Thompson. Coop, Swoopes and Tina were named to the WNBA's 15th Anniversary 15 Greatest Players in 2012, and also to the WNBA Top 20 at 20 in 2016 -- in the 20th Season, rather than at the 20th Anniversary. The Comets' banners still hang in the Toyota Center.
The Rockets have rivalries with the other 2 Texas-based teams in the NBA. The Dallas Mavericks were founded in 1980, bringing the Houston-Dallas rivalry to the hardwood in a way that college basketball never really has. (Intra-area rivalries are much bigger, such as between the University of Houston and crosstown Rice University, and between Dallas' Southern Methodist, SMU, and Fort Worth's Texas Christian, TCU.)

The Rockets have won 108 games in the rivalry, the Mavs 94. They have played each other in the Playoffs 3 times, all in the 1st Round, with the Mavs winning in 1988 and 2005, and the Rockets winning in 2015.

The San Antonio Spurs were, along with the Nets, the Indiana Pacers and the Denver Nuggets, brought from the American Basketball Association into the NBA in 1976. The Spurs have been more successful, leading the Rockets 122-103. But the opposite has happened in the Playoffs: The Rockets won the 1st 3 meetings, in 1980, 1981, and in the 1995 Western Conference Finals, before the Spurs made it 3-1 in 2017.

Stuff. The Team Shop is on the north, Polk Street side of the arena. The usual NBA fan gear can be found there. Since this is Texas, you might find cowboy hats, boots or belt buckles with the Rockets logo on them.

In spite of the Rockets' success, there aren't many books about them. (Houston doesn't exactly scream "literary city.") Ron Berman wrote the Rockets' entry in the NBA's On the Hardwood series, and Clayton Geoffreys wrote the biography Hakeem Olajuwon: The Remarkable Story of One of 90s Basketball's Greatest Centers.

Official NBA Finals highlight films were released for their back-to-back titles in 1994 (Clutch City) and 1995 (Double Clutch).

During the Game. A November 13, 2014 article on DailyRotoHelp ranked the NBA teams' fan bases, and listed the Rockets' fans at 16th, on the bottom side of the exact middle. If you were wearing Dallas Cowboy gear to a Houston Texans game, you might be in trouble. But Rockets fans aren't especially hostile to New Yorkers, so safety won't be an issue.

Neither the Nets' visit nor the Knicks' visit this season will feature a promotion. The Rockets hold auditions instead of having a regular National Anthem singer, but, during the 2015 Playoffs, 12-year-old Nicholas Connors brought the house down with his rendition. A group called Clymax produced a theme song for the Rockets, "Blasting Off." Badluck Traffic King produced another, "Red Nation."

The Rockets' mascot is Clutch the Bear. I'm not sure what a bear has to do with rockets, but he's named for the Rockets' 1994 and 1995 titles, when the former "Choke City" became known as "Clutch City." He was named NBA Mascot of the Year in 2013, and has been elected to the Mascot Hall of Fame.
Clutch and Dwight Howard

They have a female dance team called the Rockets Power Dancers, a male dance team called the Launch Crew, a drumline called Sonic Boom, a dunk team called Anti-Gravity, a coed kids' dance team called the Little Dippers, and a coed senior citizens' dance team called the Space City Seniors. No, I'm not making any of that up.

The Red Rowdies sit behind the north end basket (on the Polk Street side of the arena) in Section 114, and are a fan group in the style of European soccer "ultras." Not hooligans: They are not violent. They are, however, loud, and very well organized.

After the Game. Houston is a comparatively low-crime city, and as long as you behave yourself, the home fans will probably behave themselves, win or lose.

The Grove, at 1611 Lamar Street in park named Discovery Green, calls itself "upscale-casual," which sounds like a contradiction to me. Guadalajara Del Centro serves Mexican food, in the building at 1201 San Jacinto Street. China Garden is at 1602 Leeland Street. All of these are within 3 blocks of the Toyota Center.

I've heard that Twin Peaks is a Giant fans' bar, at 4527 Lomitas Avenue, about 4 miles southwest of downtown, Bus 041; but that Stadia Sports Grill was a Jet fans' bar, at 11200 Broadway Street in Pearland, 16 miles south of downtown, and unreachable by public transportation, but was knocked out by COVID.

If your visit to Houston is during the European soccer season (which we are now in), and you want to watch your favorite club play, the best place to do so is Hugh O'Connor's, at the Marq-E Entertainment Center (a mall), 7620 Katy Freeway (Interstate 10), about 8 miles west of downtown. Bus 85 to Northwest Transit Center, then a half-hour walk.

Sidelights. On November 30, 2018, Thrillist published a list of "America's 25 Most Fun Cities," and Houston came in 18th. 

Before the Toyota Center, the Rockets played at The Summit, later known as the Compaq Center, from 1975 to 2003. Elvis Presley sang at The Summit on August 28, 1976. It's been converted into the Lakewood Church Central Campus, a megachurch presided over by Dr. Joel Osteen. He was famously shamed into opening it to refugees from Hurricane Harvey, as one would expect such a public and vocal Christian to do. 3700 Southwest Freeway at Timmons Lane. Number 53 bus.
The arena/church today

Before that, between their 1971 move from San Diego and the 1975 opening of The Summit, they played some home games at the Astrodome, some at the Astrohall, some at the Sam Houston Coliseum, and some at the Hofheinz Pavilion.
Hofheinz Pavilion

In 1965, the Astrodome opened, and was nicknamed "The Eighth Wonder of the World." It sure didn't seem like an exaggeration: The first roofed sports stadium in the world. (Supposedly, the Romans built stadia with canvas roofs, but that's hardly the same thing.) The Astros played there until 1999, and then moved into Enron Field/Minute Maid Park for the 2000 season. The AFL/NFL's Oilers played at the Astrodome from 1968 to 1996, when they moved to Tennessee to become the Titans.

In 2002, the new NFL team, the Houston Texans, began play next-door to the Astrodome, at Reliant Stadium, now named NRG Stadium, which, like Minute Maid Park, has a retractable roof. Suddenly, the mostly-vacant Astrodome seemed, as one writer put it, like a relic of a future that never came to be. (This same writer said the same thing of Shea Stadium and, across Roosevelt Avenue, the surviving structures of the 1964 World's Fair.)

Once, the Astrodome was flashy enough to be the site of movies like The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training and Murder at the World Series. (Both were released in 1977. In the latter, the Astros, who had never yet gotten close to a Pennant, played the Series against the Oakland Athletics, who had just gotten fire-sold by owner Charlie Finley.)
The Astrodome, with NRG Stadium behind it

The Astrodome also hosted the legendary 1968 college basketball game between Number 1 UCLA (with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, then still Lew Alcindor) and Number 2 University of Houston (whose Elvin Hayes led them to victory, before UCLA got revenge in that year's Final Four); the 1971 NCAA Final Four, with UCLA defeating Villanova in the Final; and the cheese-tastic 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs, the "Battle of the Sexes."
The place was not designed with basketball in mind.

The Astrodome hosted 3 fights for the Heavyweight Champion of the World, with the defending Champion winning all 3 by knockout: Muhammad Ali over Cleveland Williams on November 14, 1966; Ali over Ernie Terrell on February 6, 1967; and Larry Holmes over Randall "Tex" Cobb on November 26, 1982.

Elvis sang there on February 27, 28 and March 1, 1970 and on March 3, 1974. It hosted Selena's last big concert before her murder in 1995, and when Jennifer Lopez starred in the film Selena, it was used for the re-creation. In 2004, the same year NRG (then Reliant) Stadium hosted Super Bowl XXXVIII (which was won by... Janet Jackson, I think), the Astrodome was used to film a high school football playoff for the film version of Friday Night Lights; the old Astros division title banners can be clearly seen.

NRG Stadium hosted the Final Four in 2011 (Connecticut beating Butler in the Final), and earlier this year (Villanova beating North Carolina). It hosted Super Bowl LI in 2017, with (take your pick: The Atlanta Falcons choking, or the New England Patriots cheating). It hosted 4 games each in the CONCACAF Gold Cups of 2005 and 2007, and 2 games each in that tournament in 2009, 2011, 2019 and 2021.

It will host the 2023 NCAA Final Four and the 2023-24 College Football National Championship Game, and it has been selected by the U.S. Soccer Federation as a finalist to be one of the host venues for the 2026 World Cup. (UPDATE: FIFA approved it as a venue.)

Today, though, the Astrodome seems, like the Republican Party that held a ridiculously bigoted Convention there in 1992, stuck in the past -- and not because they renominated failed President George H.W. Bush. The former Eighth Wonder of the World is now nicknamed the Lonely Landmark, and while it served as a shelter for people displaced from New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina in 2005, since 2008, when it was hit with numerous code violations, only maintenance workers and security guards have been allowed to enter.

The stadium's future is not clear: Some officials are worried that demolishing it would damage the new stadium and other nearby structures. A plan to convert it into the world's largest parking facility fell through.

NRG Stadium was built roughly on the site of Colt Stadium, which was the baseball team's home in their first 3 seasons, 1962, '63 and '64, when they were known as the Houston Colt .45's (spelled with the apostrophe), before moving into the dome and changing the name of the team. Astrohall, built in 1971, was torn down in 2002 to make way for parking for the new stadium (which, after all, was built on Astrodome parking).

The climate-controlled Astrodome was necessary because of not just the heat and the humidity, but because of the mosquitoes. Later, seeing the artificial turf that was laid in the Astrodome for 1966 after the grass died in the first season, due to the skylights in the dome having to be painted due to the players losing the ball in the sun, Koufax, he of the mosquito quip, said, "I was one of those guys who pitched without a cup. I wouldn't do it on this stuff. And Dick Allen of the Philadelphia Phillies, looking at the first artificial field in baseball history, said, "If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it."

The Astrodome hosted a 1988 match between the national soccer teams of the U.S. and Ecuador, which Ecuador won. NRG Stadium has hosted 3 such matches, a 2008 draw with Mexico, a 2011 win over Panama, and a 2016 loss to Argentina in the Copa America. The Mexico team has made it a home-away-from-home, playing several matches there.

NRG Stadium hosted the NCAA Final Four in 2011 (Connecticut beating Butler) and 2016 (Villanova winning a thriller of a Final over North Carolina). And it has been selected by the U.S. Soccer Federation as a finalist to be one of the host venues for the 2026 World Cup.

The NRG complex, including the Astrodome, is at 8400 Kirby Drive at NRG Parkway. Number 700 bus, or Reliant Park station on METRORail.

Minute Maid Park opened in 2000, at 501 Crawford Street, attached to Union Station. The Astros were able to play on God's own grass for the 1st time since 1965, and under God's own sky for the 1st time since 1964. They have now reached the postseason there 4 times: The 2001 National League Division Series, the 2004 NL Championship Series, the 2005 World Series, and the 2015 American League Division Series. Preston Station on METRORail.

The Houston Aeros, with Gordie Howe and his sons Mark and Marty, won the World Hockey Association championships of 1974 and 1975, while playing at the Sam Houston Coliseum, before moving into the Summit in 1975 (where they reached the Finals again in 1976), and folding in 1978. Larry Lund, Ron Grahame, Terry Ruskowski and all 3 Howes were named to the WHA All-Time Team.

Elvis sang there on October 13, 1956, and the Beatles played there on August 19, 1965. It was built in 1937 and demolished in 1998. It replaced Sam Houston Hall, where the 1928 Democratic Convention nominated Governor Alfred E. Smith of New York, who thus became the 1st Catholic nominated for President by a major party. The Hobby Center for the Performing Arts is now on the site. 801 Bagby Street, at Rusk Street, downtown.

With even the minor-league Aeros gone, the closest NHL team to Houston is the Dallas Stars, 242 miles away, although some Houstonians would rather vote for a gay black Democrat than root for a Dallas team. Gary Bettman is still Commissioner, he still prefers the Sun Belt to Canada, the city has a relatively new arena, and Houston would rank 10th in population among NHL markets, so it is still possible that they could get a team.

The Houston Oilers played at Jeppesen Stadium from 1960 to 1964. They won the 1960 AFL Championship Game there, won the 1961 title game on the road, and lost the 1962 title game there -- and, as the Oilers and the Tennessee Titans, haven't gone as far as the rules allowed them to since 1961.

Built in 1942, it became Robertson Stadium, and was the former home of the University of Houston football team and the former home of MLS' Houston Dynamo. The new John O'Quinn Field at TDECU Stadium (named for Texas Dow Employees Credit Union) has been built at the site. 3874 Holman Street at Cullen Blvd., about 4 miles southeast of downtown. Number 52 bus.

The Dynamo and the National Women's Soccer League's Houston Dash have moved to PNC Stadium, formerly BBVA Compass Stadium, at 2200 Texas Avenue at Dowling Street. Within walking distance of downtown. On January 29, 2013, it hosted its 1st U.S. national team match, a draw with Canada. The U.S. women's team beat Mexico 6-2 there on April 8, 2018. The USMNT played there again on March 26, 2019, a 1-1 draw in a friendly with Chile. It hosted 6 games of the 2021 CONCACAF Gold Cup.

The Oilers played the 1965, '66 and '67 seasons at Rice Stadium, home of Rice University. Although built in 1950 and probably already obsolete, it seated a lot more people than did the Astrodome, and so Super Bowl VIII was played there in January 1974, and the Miami Dolphins won it -- and haven't won a Super Bowl since. It has been significantly renovated, and Rice still uses it. University Blvd. at Greenbriar Street, although the mailing address is 6100 S. Main Street, about 5 miles southwest of downtown. Number 700 bus.

Before there were the Astros, or even the Colt .45's, there were the Houston Buffaloes. The Buffs played at Buffalo Stadium, a.k.a. Buff Stadium, for most of their history, from 1928 to 1961, when the Colt .45's made them obsolete.

They were a farm team of the St. Louis Cardinals, and as a result in its last years Buff Stadium was renamed Busch Stadium. The Cardinal teams of the 1930s that would be known as the "Gashouse Gang" came together in Houston, with Dizzy and Daffy Dean, Joe Medwick, Pepper Martin and Enos Slaughter. Later Buff stars included Cleveland Indians 3rd baseman Al Rosen, Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Wilmer "Vinegar Bend" Mizell, Negro League legend Willard Brown, Cardinal MVP Ken Boyer, and Phillies shortstop Ruben Amaro Sr.

Wanting to lure in more customers but also to beat the infamous Houston heat, lights were installed in 1930, 5 years before any major league park had them. The Buffs won 8 Texas League Pennants: 1928, 1931, 1940, 1947, 1951, 1954, 1956 and 1957. The stadium was at the southwest corner of Leeland Street & Cullen Blvd., about 2 1/2 miles southeast of downtown. A furniture store is on the site now. Number 20 bus.

There's another notable sports site in Houston: The U.S. Military Entry Processing Station, in the Customs House, where Muhammad Ali, then living and training in Houston, had to report to fulfill his draft obligation. He did report there, on April 28, 1967, and refused to be drafted. (To be fair, they did call his birth name, Cassius Clay, not his legal name, Muhammad Ali.) Ali was convicted of draft evasion and stripped of the Heavyweight Title. He stayed out of prison on appeal, and the case went all the way to the Supreme Court, which overturned the conviction.

The Customs House is still standing, and still used in part by the U.S. Department of Defense. 701 San Jacinto Street. Central Station on METRORail.

In addition to the preceding, Elvis sang at Hofheinz Pavilion on November 12, 1971; and June 4 and 5, 1975. He also sang at the City Auditorium on October 8, 1955 and April 21, 1956. It's better known as the venue where R&B singer Johnny Ace mistakenly shot himself before a show on Christmas Day, December 25, 1955. The Jones Hall for the Performing Arts replaced it in 1966. 615 Louisiana Street at Capitol Street, downtown.

Also, early in his career, Elvis sang in Houston at the Paladium Club (8100 S. Main Street, near the Astrocomplex) on November 26, 27 and 28, 1954; Cook's Hoedown (603 Capitol Street, around the corner from Jones Hall) on November 27 and December 28, 1954, and April 24 and August 7, 1955; Magnolia Gardens (12044 Riverside Street, no public transit) on April 24, May 22, June 19 and August 7, 1955; and Eagles Hall at 2204 Louisiana Street on January 1 and March 19, 1955 (2204 Louisiana Street, downtown). All of these have since been demolished.

Elvis sang near the University of Texas campus in Austin, 160 miles to the northwest, at Dessau Hall on March 17, 1955, the Sportscenter on August 25, 1955, the Skyline Club on January 18, 1956, and the Municipal Auditorium on March 28, 1977. And he sang near the Texas A&M campus, 100 miles to the northwest, at the Rodeo Grounds in Bryan on August 23, 1955 and the G. Rolle White Coliseum in College Station on October 3, 1955;

Elvis also sang in South Texas at the City Auditorium in Beaumont, 85 miles to the northeast, on June 20 and 21, 1955 and January 17, 1956; at the football stadium at Conroe High School, 40 miles to the north, on August 24, 1955; in Corpus Christi, 200 miles to the southwest, at the Hoedown Club on July 3, 1955 and the Memorial Coliseum on April 16, 1956; in Galveston, 50 miles to the southeast, at the City Auditorium on January 16, 1956; at the baseball field in Gonzales, 130 miles to the west, on August 26, 1955; at Woodrow Wilson High School in Port Arthur, 90 miles to the east on November 25, 1955; and at Southwest Texas State University (LBJ's alma mater, now "Texas State"), 165 miles to the west, on October 6, 1955.

There are other places that might be considered "South Texas" where he sang, but I'll include them with "West Texas" when I do this for the San Antonio Spurs.

The tallest building in Houston, and in all of Texas, is the JPMorgan Chase Tower, formerly the Texas Commerce Tower. It was built in 1982 at 600 Travis Street at Texas Avenue, downtown, and stands 1,002 feet tall, rising 75 stories above the concrete over the bayou. It is the tallest 5-sided building in the world.

Houston's version of New York's American Museum of Natural History is the Houston Museum of Natural Science, in Hermann Park, at Main Street and Hermann Park Drive. The Sam Houston Monument is a few steps away. The Houston Museum of Fine Arts is at 1001 Bissonnet Street, just 5 blocks away. Both can be reached by the Number 700 bus.

Of course, the name "Houston" is most connected with two things: Its namesake, the legendary Senator, Governor and war hero Sam Houston; and the Johnson Space Center, the NASA control center named after President Lyndon B. Johnson, who, as Senate Majority Leader, wrote the bill creating NASA and the Space Center, because he thought it would bring a lot of jobs and money to Houston (and he was right).

Aside from his Monument, most historic sites relating to Sam are not in the city that bears his name. As for reaching the Johnson Space Center, it's at 1601 NASA Parkway and Saturn Lane. The Number 249 bus goes there, so if you don't have a car, Houston, you won't have a problem.

Although Houston was where George H.W. and Barbara Bush went to live after leaving the White House, the elder George Bush's Presidential Library is at Texas A&M University, 100 miles away in College Station. Both of them died in 2018, and have been buried at the Library at TAMU. As a former baseball player, Bush is the only President so far who had his Library designed by HOK, designer of several sports facilities including our own MetLife Stadium.

The Alley Theatre, downtown at 615 Texas Avenue, opened in 1968, and in 1976 hosted the Vice Presidential debate between Senators Walter Mondale and Bob Dole. This is where Dole named World War I, World War II, and the Korean and Vietnam Wars as "all Democrat wars" -- forgetting that the Republicans wanted America to get into all but World War II, and didn't want that one because they liked the Nazis' anti-union status; and that it was actually the Republicans who got us into Vietnam.

There have been a few TV shows set in Houston, but the only one that lasted was Reba, starring country singer Reba McIntire. But it was filmed in Los Angeles, so if you're a fan, you won't find the house in Houston.

Congressman Matthew Santos, a Houston native played by Jimmy Smits, was inaugurated as President on the last episode of The West Wing. Of interest to me was Outlaws, in which a sheriff tried to capture his former gang, but all 5 of them were transported from 1899 to 1986. Realizing they needed each other, they teamed up, and, with the gold that was transported with them, they bought what they needed and formed a private detective agency. It lasted just 1 season.

Films set in Houston, in addition to the sports-themed ones, include Brewster McCloud (which also used the Astrodome), Logan's Run (which used the Houston Hyatt Regency for some scenes),
Telefon (set there but filmed in California), Terms of EndearmentReality Bites, and, perhaps most iconically, Urban Cowboy.

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Houston can be hot, but it's a good sports town, and, best of all, it's not Dallas. So there can be a good old time in the hot town tonight. 

Sunday, June 14, 2020

How Long It's Been: The Houston Rockets Won an NBA Championship

The NBA has announced a plan to restart their season on July 30. The 22 teams that had not been eliminated from Playoff qualification at the March 11 suspension will play 8 more regular-season games. Then the top 16 teams will play a standard, if delayed, Playoffs, starting on August 17. If the Playoffs go to Game 7 of an NBA Finals, that will be played on October 13.

This is, of course, subject to change, but the league office, the team owners, and the players have agreed to the plan as stated above.

The New York Knicks have already been eliminated from Playoff eligibility, so their season is over. The Brooklyn Nets have not, so they will keep playing. If the current standings hold, they will be the 7th seed in the Eastern Conference.

If the current standings hold, the Houston Rockets would be the 6th seed in the Eastern Conference. They would be seeking their 1st berth in the NBA Finals, and their 1st NBA Championship, since 1995.

While the Houston Oilers won the AFL Championship in 1960 and '61, thus going as far as the structure of pro football at the time allowed them to go, the Rockets were the 1st Houston team, and if you throw in the San Antonio Spurs the 1st South Texas team, to win a World Championship, taking back-to-back NBA titles in 1994 and '95, the years of Michael Jordan's "1st retirement."

The Rockets last won the NBA Championship on June 14, 1995. That's exactly 25 years. How long has that been?

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The Rockets have moved into a new arena, leaving The Summit for the Toyota Center in 2003. The Summit is now Lakewood Church Central Campus, the home "megachurch" for televangelist Joel Osteen, who had to be shamed into opening it for victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.

The Houston Astros have moved from the Astrodome into a new ballpark, Minute Maid Park, and reached the Playoffs 10 times, winning the World Series in 2017 and losing it in 2019, and been exposed as cheaters. The Houston Dynamo have been play in MLS, and have moved into a new stadium, BBVA Stadium.

And the Houston Oilers have moved out of the Astrodome, to Nashville to become the Tennessee Titans, and have been replaced, in a new stadium, by the Houston Texans. That new stadium, currently named NRG Stadium, has now hosted 2 Super Bowls and 2 Final Fours.

All of the major league teams in the New York Tri-State Area have gotten new buildings, except for the Knicks and Rangers, and Madison Square Garden has been seriously renovated in that time. In fact, the Knicks are 1 of just 6 NBA teams not to have moved to a new arena since the Rockets' last title. The others are the Minnesota Timberwolves, the Utah Jazz, the Phoenix Suns, the Chicago Bulls and the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Andy Pettitte had made his major league debut on April 29, Mariano Rivera his on May 23, and Derek Jeter his on May 29. The other eventual member of the Yankees' "Core Four," Jorge Posada, would debut on September 4.

The Rockets succeeded themselves as NBA Champions. The titleholders in the other sports were the New York Rangers, the San Francisco 49ers, and in baseball… well, officially, the Toronto Blue Jays, since there was no 1994 World Series. George Foreman was in his improbable 2nd reign as Heavyweight Champion of the World.

The Nets moved from the Meadowlands to Newark and then Brooklyn. The Toronto Raptors and the Vancouver Grizzlies began play the next season. The Grizzlies later moved to Memphis. The Seattle SuperSonics became the Oklahoma City Thunder. The Charlotte Hornets became the New Orleans Hornets and then the New Orleans Pelicans. They were replaced in their previous hometown by the Charlotte Bobcats, who then received the rights to the Hornets name.

The Utah Jazz, the San Antonio Spurs, the Indiana Pacers, the New Jersey (now Brooklyn) Nets, the Miami Heat, the Dallas Mavericks, the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Toronto Raptors had not yet reached the NBA Finals. The Spurs, the Heat, the Mavericks, the Cavaliers and the Raptors had never won an NBA Championship. The Golden State Warriors had not won a Championship, or even been to a Finals, since 1975. All of those facts have since been rendered untrue.

The Rockets had Hakeem Olajuwon and Clyde Drexler, who went on to be elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Also playing in the NBA that season, and have since been elected, were Moses Malone, Robert Parish, Clyde Drexler, Charles Barkley, Joe Dumars, Dominique Wilkins, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan, David Robinson, John Stockton, Karl Malone, Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman, Chris Mullin, Reggie Miller, Gary Payton, Sarunas Marciulionis, Alonzo Mourning, Mitch Richmond, Dikembe Mutombo, Shaquille O'Neal, Grant Hill, Jason Kidd, Dino Rajda and Vlade Divac.

The Rockets were coached by Rudy Tomjanovich, who should be in the Hall of Fame as a coach, but isn't, and was a pretty good player, too. Current Knick coach Mike Miller was an assistant coach at Texas State University. Current Net coach Jacque Vaughn was playing at the University of Kansas.

Barry Trotz of the Islanders was the head coach of the minor-league Portland Pirates in Maine. Alain Nasreddine of the Devils was playing for the Chicoutimi Saguenéens of the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League. David Quinn of the Rangers was an assistant coach at Boston University.

Aaron Boone of the Yankees was playing in the Cincinnati Reds' minor-league system. Chris Armas of the Red Bulls was playing for the Long Island Rough Riders. Ronny Deila of NYCFC was playing for Odds Ballklubb in Skien, in his native Norway. Adam Gase of the Jets was in high school. Luis Rojas of the Mets and Joe Judge of the Giants were 13 years old. And Walt Hopkins of the Liberty was 10.

The Olympic Games have been held in America (twice), Japan, Australia, Greece, Italy, China and Canada. The World Cup has been held in France, Japan, Korea, Germany and South Africa -- and had never previously been held in Asia and Africa, or in a joint venture (2002 in Japan and Korea).

The European Cup/Champions League soccer tournament has been won by Ajax Amsterdam, Juventus, Borussia Dortmund, Real Madrid (5 times), Manchester United (twice), Bayern Munich, AC Milan (twice), Porto, Liverpool (twice), Barcelona (3 times) and Internazionale Milano.

The idea that people of the same sex could get married, and receive all the rights and benefits of couples in "traditional marriage," was considered ridiculous. But then, so was the idea that corporations were "people," and entitled to the rights and protections thereof. There were 3 Justices on the Supreme Court then who are still on it now: Clarence Thomas, Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Stephen Breyer.

Bill Clinton was in his 1st term as President. George W. Bush had just been inaugurated as Governor of Texas. George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford and their wives, and Lady Bird Johnson were all still alive. (Reagan, Mrs. Johnson, and Mr. and Mrs. Ford have since died.) Barack Obama was teaching constitutional law at the University of Chicago, and Mitt Romney had just lost his first race for public office, for the U.S. Senate seat of Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts.

The Governor of Texas was George W. Bush, and the Mayor of Houston was Bob Lanier -- not the player of the same name in the Basketball Hall of Fame. The Governor of New York was George Pataki. The Mayor of New York City was Rudy Giuliani, and the Governor of New Jersey was Christine Todd Whitman.

As for the current holders of those posts, respectively: Greg Abbott was on the Texas Supreme Court, Sylvester Turner was in the Texas House of Representatives, Andrew Cuomo was Assistant Secretary of Housing & Urban Development, Bill de Blasio was an aide to Congressman Charles Rangel, and Phil Murphy was running the European office of Goldman Sachs out of Frankfurt, Germany.

The holders of the Nobel Peace Prize were Yitzhak Rabin, Shimon Peres and Yasser Arafat -- and now we know how that worked out. The Pope was John Paul II. The current Pope, Francis, then Jorge Mario Bergoglio, was the Bishop of Auca in his native Argentina.

The Prime Minister of Canada was Jean Chretien, and of Britain John Major. The monarch was Queen Elizabeth II -- that hasn't changed. Blackburn Rovers had just won an improbable Premier League title, and Everton had just won the FA Cup. There have since been 4 Presidents of the United States, 5 Prime Ministers of Britain and 3 Popes.

Major novels of 1995 included The Horse Whisperer by Nicholas Evans, Independence Day by Richard Ford, The Rainmaker by John Grisham, High Fidelity by Nick Hornby and Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt. Timothy Findley published a novel titled The Piano Man's Daughter. It was not about Alexa Ray Joel.

None of the Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones, Bridget Jones, Twilight or
Hunger Games novels had yet been published. And no one had yet heard of Robert Langdon or Lisbeth Salander.

Major films of the late Spring and early Summer of 1995 included New Jersey Drive (about carjacking, not the Devils' drive for the Stanley Cup), Die Hard with a Vengeance, Forget Paris (starring Billy Crystal as a basketball referee and Debra Winger as his wife, with several NBA cameos), The Bridges of Madison County, the Scottish pseudo-historical epic Braveheart, Disney's pseudo-historical cartoon version of Pocahontas, and Apollo 13.

Wrapping up filming was The American President, starring 51-year-old Michael Douglas, playing a widowed President dating an environmental activist played by 37-year-old Annette Bening, who was married to 58-year-old Warren Beatty. Douglas was not yet married to Catherine Zeta-Jones, who was then 25 and starring in Catherine the Great. Not an autobiography.

Pierce Brosnan's 1st outing as James Bond, Goldeneye, would premiere the following November. Dean Cain was playing Superman on TV, but Val Kilmer's turn as Batman on film had just proven to be a pathetic mess. And Sylvester McCoy was still the last man to play The Doctor.

Television shows that were about to air their final first-run episodes were Empty NestBlossomFull HouseMatlock and Northern Exposure. Newly-debuted were NewsRadioSliders and the entire WB and UPN networks (eventually to merge), including Star Trek: Voyager. Soon to debut were Ned & Stacey (the 1st series to star Debra Messing), Caroline in the CityJAGMADtvThe Drew Carey Show, and a show only slightly more cartoonish than that one, Pinky and the Brain. And yet, it was the Yankees who ended up taking over the world.

The Number 1 song in America was "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?" by Bryan Adams. The surviving members of the Beatles were finishing The Beatles Anthology. Michael Jackson released HIStory. Tupac Shakur got married... in prison.

Kourtney Kardashian and Pink were 16. Michelle Williams (both of them), Ben Savage, Kim Kardahsian, Christina Aguilera, Alicia Keys, Kelly Rowland, Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba were 14. Natalie Portman, Beyonce Knowles, Britney Spears, Sienna Miller and Kirsten Dunst were 13. Prince William, Matt Smith and Anne Hathaway were 12. Prince Harry and Khloe Kardashian were 10.

Lady Gaga was 9, Rob Kardashian Jr. 8, Kevin Jonas and Rihanna 7, 7, Joe Jonas 5, Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson 4. So was Sarah Hyland, and the rest of the Modern Family kids had not yet been born. Nor had Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Louis Tomlinson was 3. Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Nick Jonas, Miley Cyrus and Zayn Malik were 2. The other One Direction singers, Liam Payne, Nial Horan and Harry Styles, had yet to reach a 2nd birthday. Justin Bieber had just had his 1st, so he wasn't a "Boyfriend," he was a "Baby." Halsey was 8 months old.

Inflation has been such that what $1.00 bought then, $1.68 would buy now. A U.S. postage stamp was 32 cents. A New York Subway token was $1.25. The average price of a gallon of gas was $1.20, a cup of coffee $1.74, a McDonald's meal $5.29, a movie ticket $4.35, a new car $17,900, and a new house $158,900. The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed that day at 4,491.08.

The tallest building in the world was the Sears Tower in Chicago. The Internet was still new to most of us. Most of us had never heard of Microsoft or Netscape or America Online. There was no Facebook, no YouTube, no Twitter, no Instagram and no Pinterest. VHS videotapes were still the dominant way of recording and playing back movies and TV shows. Mobile phones were still roughly the size of the communicators on Star Trek. There were birth control pills, but no Viagra.

In the late Spring of 1995, the federal building in Oklahoma City was destroyed. Singer Selena was shot and killed. Actor Christopher Reeve was paralyzed in a horse-riding competition. Air Force Captain Scott O'Grady was shot down over Bosnia, and rescued 6 days later. And British troops were pulled off the streets of Belfast, Northern Ireland for the 1st time in 26 years.

Harold Wilson, and Jonas Salk, and English soccer legend Ted Drake died. Gigi Hadid, and Missy Franklin, and Nicolas Pépé were born.

June 14, 1995. The Houston Rockets won their 2nd straight NBA Championship. They have never won another.

Will they do it this time? We can't be sure how any of the 22 teams still officially eligible for the 2020 NBA Championship will come back from the Coronavirus-induced layoff. But the Rockets are one of the 16 teams that will be in it, so they have a chance. Stay tuned.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

What Was the Greatest Team In NBA History?

So ESPN finally finished their miniseries The Last Dance, its return to fawning over Michael Jordan and his team... I've forgotten what they were called.

Oh yeah, the Chicago Bulls.

It did remind people born after 1990, and thus too young to really remember the 1991-98 Bull dynasty, that there were once basketball players better than LeBron James and Kobe Bryant.

Of course, there were also once basketball players better than Michael Jordan, and teams better than his Bulls.

So I decided to consider the great teams in NBA history, and figure out which one was the best.

I'm going to go by a single season, not by era. I'm going for peak performance here. So this will not be the 1991-98 Bulls vs., for example, the 2015-19 Golden State Warriors.

I'm also going to observe the Bob Ryan Rule of Basketball History. Ryan, the great Boston Globe sports columnist, knows more about the NBA than anyone else who's never played in it. On a 1996 ESPN Classic special titled The Great Debate, which aired within weeks of the Bulls' record-setting 72-win title season, he was a panelist, suggested that the 1986 Boston Celtics were the greatest team ever, and pointed out that the rules used to be different.

Specifically, he said that the 1954 institution of the 24-second shot clock completely changed the game, and rendered what was great before then inoperative. He cited Joe Fulks, the scoring champion in the NBA's 1st season, 1946-47, leading the Warriors, then in Philadelphia, to the league's 1st title; and George Mikan, leader of the Lakers, then in Minneapolis, to 5 titles in 6 years from 1949 to 1954. Here's what Ryan said:

Before that, I'm not going to kid you. I don't think Jumpin' Joe Fulks makes it in today's NBA, except maybe as a 12th man. George Mikan? A good backup center. A great player, deserved every accolade he got. But, today? He's Greg Kite with a hook shot.

And that was 24 years ago, before we had Shaquille O'Neal at his peak, before Kobe played so much as a regular-season game beyond high school, before LeBron got to junior high, before we knew Dell Curry had a kid (Steph).

For my cutoff point, I'm going to use not 1954-55, the 1st season with the shot clock, but 1961-62, the 1st season with 80 or more regular-season games.

So here's my 16 teams, all seasonal NBA Champions, seeded by number of regular-season wins, and let me note that they were chosen for perceived historical significance, not for number of wins alone:

1. 1996 Chicago Bulls, 72-10
2. 1972 Los Angeles Lakers, 69-13
3. 1967 Philadelphia 76ers, 68-13
4. 1986 Boston Celtics, 67-15
5. 2000 Los Angeles Lakers, 67-15
6. 2017 Golden State Warriors, 67-15
7. 2008 Boston Celtics, 66-16
8. 2013 Miami Heat, 66-16
9. 1987 Los Angeles Lakers, 65-17
10. 1983 Philadelphia 76ers, 65-17
11. 1989 Detroit Pistons, 63-19
12. 1965 Boston Celtics, 62-18
13. 2014 San Antonio Spurs, 62-20
14. 1970 New York Knicks, 60-22
15. 1994 Houston Rockets, 58-24
16. 2019 Toronto Raptors, 58-24

Note that the team currently holding the single-season record for wins, the 73-9 2016 Golden State Warriors, lost the NBA Finals.

I tried to limit the number of times a franchise could have won it. But with the Celtics and Lakers, it was too difficult to limit them to 2, let alone 1. So they each have 3.

LeBron is here once, with the 2013 Heat, not the 2016 Cleveland Cavaliers (57-25). I wanted to include the 2004 Detroit Pistons, who pulled one of the great Finals upsets of all time, defeating the "superteam" Lakers. But with a record of 54-28, I couldn't include them. Come to think of it, with all that high-profile talent, the '04 Lakers were only 2 games better than that over the regular season.

And as much as I wanted to include the 1977 Portland Trail Blazers, with a 49-33 record, I just couldn't. They were actually a better team the next year, 58-24. The aforementioned Bob Ryan pointed out that, for a year, from March 1977 to March 1978, they played as well as any NBA team ever has. But injuries did them in as far as the Playoffs were concerned: They went out in the 1st round then available, the Western Conference Semifinals (the round of 8), to their geographical rivals, the Seattle SuperSonics, whose 1978 NBA Finalists and 1979 NBA Champions (52-30) also don't make this list.

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So here's my tournament:

First Round

1. 1996 Chicago Bulls vs. 16. 2019 Toronto Raptors. Dennis Rodman shuts Kawhi Leonard down. That eliminates any hope for the Raps. Bulls in 4.

2. 1972 Los Angeles Lakers vs. 15. 1994 Houston Rockets. I love this matchup in the paint: Wilt Chamberlain vs. Hakeem Olajuwon. But the Lakers also had Jerry West and Gail Goodrich as outside shooters. If I had the '95 Rockets, with Clyde Drexler added, it might have been better. But, according to my own rules, I took the '94 Rockets, who were 11 games better (if not more talented). And I just don't see the rest of the Rockets holding off the rest of the Lakers. Lakers in 6.

3. 1967 Philadelphia 76ers vs. 14. 1970 New York Knicks. An old-schooler's dream. We know what Willis Reed, Walt Frazier and the rest did against Wilt and the Lakers of 1970 (won in 7), 1972 (lost in 5) and 1973 (won in 5). But the '67 76ers were a better team (if not quite a more successful team, by half a game).

The '70 Knicks had an 18-game winning streak, a record broken 2 years later when the aforementioned '72 Lakers won a still-standing 33 straight. But the '67 76ers started off 41-3. That's insane.

The '67 76ers had a 30-year-old Wilt to occupy Willis, Hal Greer to battle Clyde, Luke Jackson against Dave DeBusschere, Chet Walker against Bill Bradley, and Wali Jones against Dick Barnett. I'm sorry, my New York Tri-State Area brethren, but the men from the Convention Hall on the banks of the Schuylkill were just too strong for Red Holzman's well-disciplined Knickerbockers. Sixers in 6.
4. 1986 Boston Celtics vs. 13. 2014 San Antonio Spurs. Were these Celtics really that great, or were they just lucky that the Rockets had eliminated the Lakers? The Celtics had beaten the Lakers in the Finals in 1984, but the Lakers had beaten them in 1985, and would do so again in 1987. That's, as Bruce Willis would say, "just the fly in the ointment, Hans, the monkey in the wrench, the pain in the ass."

The aforementioned Bob Ryan said of the '86 Celtics, "How's this for a definition of the greatest team ever: The team that could beat you in the most different ways!" That's an interesting definition, but hardly a definitive one. He added, "And by the way, nobody could guard Kevin McHale! Nobody!" Tim Duncan could handle either McHale or Robert Parish. And who's going to handle Larry Bird? Maybe Tony Parker.

Look, if the '14 Spurs could beat the Miami LeBrons, they could beat the '86 Birdmen. That doesn't mean that they would, only that they could. The great teams of the Eighties were meaner, and Red Auerbach, by then only the president of the Celtics, could have done what he did to the Lakers, and turned off the air-conditioning in the visitor's locker room at the Boston Garden.

But Ryan had a point: The Celtics could beat you in various ways. A strong inside game with Parish and McHale. A strong outside game with Bird, Dennis Johnson and Danny Ainge (later the GM who built their 2008 Champions). And a very good bench, including a healthy-for-once Bill Walton: Bringing him on was what Ryan called "saving my best for last, the one you cannot top!" Celtics in 7.
5. 2000 Los Angeles Lakers vs. 12. 1965 Boston Celtics. Prime Shaq and young Kobe vs. prime Bill Russell, young John Havlicek, and the meanest bunch of bastards in NBA history. Do the Lakers think the referees are going to save them this time? Against Auerbach's Celtics? Dream the hell on! You think Shaq is too much of a monster for Russell to defend? Russell had his problems with Wilt Chamberlain, but not always. The Boston defense would concentrate on shutting Kobe down, and this would be over quickly. Celtics in 5.

6. 2017 Golden State Warriors vs. 11. 1989 Detroit Pistons. Could Steph Curry, Kevin Durant and Klay Thompson have handled Isiah Thomas and the rest of the Motor City Bad Boys? There is a precedent, although it's not basketball, it's hockey: The Montreal Canadiens of 1971 and '73 stopped the Big Bad Bruins of Boston, who won the Stanley Cup in 1970 and '72; and then, after 2 years of Cups by the Broad Street Bullies, the stylish Flying Frenchmen outplayed and swept the Philadelphia Flyers in 1976.

The 2016 Warriors proved that a better team could be worn down and beaten in 7 games. The 2017 and '18 Dubs proved that adding a talent like Durant could make a difference. Steph and Isiah cancel each other out, and maybe Rodman and Bill Laimbeer could handle KD, and maybe Joe Dumars could handle Klay. But the Warriors just had too much overall talent. Warriors in 7.

7. 2008 Boston Celtics vs. 10. 1983 Philadelphia 76ers. Kevin Garnett vs. Moses Malone. The rest of the Celtic "superteam" vs. Julius Erving, Andrew Toney, Bobby Jones, Maurice Cheeks? Child, please. Sixers in 5.

8. 2013 Miami Heat vs. 9. 1987 Los Angeles Lakers. Even at 40, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is not going to lose to prime LeBron. LeBron also has Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh and Ray Allen? Kareem also has Magic Johnson, James Worthy and Byron Scott. Lakers in 5.

Quarterfinals. Highest remaining seed vs. lowest remaining seed.

1. 1996 Chicago Bulls vs. 12. 1965 Boston Celtics. Don't tell me Havlicek and Sam Jones couldn't guard Jordan. Even if they can't, it's irrelevant. You think Luc Longley is going to stop Russell? The Bulls proved that an NBA team could be an all-time great team without a dominant center. But that's because the NBA didn't have dominant centers at the time.

The best was Hakeem, and we never got to see a Bulls vs. Rockets final. The next-best was Shaq, and while the 1995 Orlando Magic beat the Bulls in 6, that was when Jordan was working his way back into playing shape. They faced each other in the Playoffs again in 1996, and the Bulls swept. The next-best center was Patrick Ewing, and the only time the Knicks won -- indeed, the only time the Knicks have ever beaten the Bulls in the Playoffs -- was in 1994, during Jordan's gambling-related suspension 1st retirement.

No, I don't care if a team does have Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman: If their top center is Luc Longley, they are not going to beat a team whose top center is prime Bill Russell. Celtics in 6 -- clinching at the United Center in front of 22,000 stunned Bulls fans.

2. 1972 Los Angeles Lakers vs. 10. 1983 Philadelphia 76ers. Wilt was still great at 35. Moses Malone was at his peak at 28. And the Sixers were deeper. Sixers in 5.
3. 1967 Philadelphia 76ers vs. 9. 1987 Los Angeles Lakers. Maybe this should have been the Finals. The most talented team in each's respective decade. But while the '67 76ers may have been stronger, the '87 Lakers were a bit faster. I don't think Hal Greer, Wali Jones, Chet "the Jet" Walker and Billy Cunningham can keep up with "Showtime." Lakers in 6.

4. 1986 Boston Celtics vs. 6. 2017 Golden State Warriors. The Dubs already had their hands full with the Bad Boy Pistons. And Bird's Celtics may have been rougher. True, the Celts also had their hands full in their 1st-round matchup, with Duncan's Spurs. Maybe the Dubs' sheer athleticism wins out. Maybe.

Throughout their history, the Celtics have "gotten lucky." This time, "The Luck of the Leprechaun" might not be enough to hold off Golden State's sheer athleticism. Warriors in 7.

So that's "upsets" in all 4 Quarterfinals, after 3 in the 1st Round.

Semifinals

6. 2017 Golden State Warriors vs. 12. 1965 Boston Celtics. The Warriors have already had to handle the Isiah Pistons and the Bird Celtics. Now, they go up against Russell's battered bastards of Boston. A team that would do whatever it took to win, within the rules -- and, sometimes, not.
Honest referees might be willing to call more fouls on the old-time Celtics. And the Warriors might be too athletic and too fast for the old-time Celtics. But did the old-time Celtics have too much talent? They would have had the home-court advantage. The argument for the Warriors is that they beat peak LeBron, so they could beat peak Russell. It would be close. Warriors in 7.
9. 1987 Los Angeles Lakers 10. 1983 Philadelphia 76ers. In that aforementioned Great Debate, Bob Ryan's argument against the '83 76ers was that there was a team that could have beaten them. The Sixers swept the Lakers in the Finals, but James Worthy (then a rookie) and Bob McAdoo (by then, a veteran but a good backup for Kareem, and key to beating the Sixers in the '82 Finals) were both hurt.

If we presume that everybody is, and stays, healthy for this tournament, Moses might be able to handle a 40-year-old Kareem. And Dr. J might blow past Big Game James. So the question is, can Jones and Toney handle Magic? This is a Magic 4 years older and wiser than the one they handled in '83, 5 years beyond the one they didn't handle in '82, and 7 years beyond the rookie the didn't handle in '80. This would be some series. Lakers in 7.
This SI cover was actually done for the 1988 Playoffs,
but it was mostly the same team.

Finals: 6. 2017 Golden State Warriors vs. 9. 1987 Los Angeles Lakers. Finally, a Warriors-Lakers matchup worthy of the Northern California-Southern California rivalry so often intensified by Giants vs. Dodgers, A's vs. Dodgers in 2 World Series, 49ers vs. Rams, Raiders (no longer) vs. Chargers, Cal vs. UCLA in college basketball, Earthquakes vs. Galaxy, and, sometimes, Sharks vs. Kings or Ducks.

Athleticism and speed won't save the Dubs vs. "Showtime." Quite the opposite: The late 2010s Warriors are exactly the kind of team the '80s Lakers would have been well-suited to run ragged. Nobody playing today passes like the '80s Lakers. The 2019 Raptors did well enough at it to befuddle the Dubs in 5 games, and even they couldn't do it like Magic's Lakers.

There's another difference: Jordan's Bulls would beat you, and Jordan would scowl at you and let you know you'd been humbled; Magic's Lakers would beat you, and Magic would smile at you, humiliating you even more. Lakers in 5.

The 1987 Los Angeles Lakers: The greatest team in NBA history.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

How to Be a New York Basketball Fan In Houston -- 2019 Edition

The Brooklyn Nets will visit the Houston Rockets next Wednesday. The New York Knicks will do so near the end of the regular season, on April 9.

Before You Go. Most Americans hear "bayou" and think "Louisiana." But Houston is known as, among other things, the Bayou City. It can get hot, it can get humid, and it gets a lot of rain, even in late November. Why do you think the world's 1st indoor stadium designed for baseball and football was built there? So while the Rockets play indoors, the weather could still be a factor.

For next Wednesday, the Houston Chronicle is predicting temperatures in the 60s throughout the day, much warmer than we're used to this time of year. No rain is predicted. You won't be indoors for the entire visit, so dress accordingly, with lighter clothes than you would wear in New York at this time of year.

Houston is in the Central Time Zone, so you'll be an hour behind New York time. Although Texas is a former Confederate State, you will not need your passport, and you won't need to change your money.

Tickets. The Rockets are averaging 18,055 fans per game this season, a sellout. They are, historically speaking, Houston's most successful sports team, and are very good at the moment, making them the hardest local team for which to get tickets.

Seats in the lower level are $265 behind the baskets and $80 behind them. Seats in the upper level are $59 between the baskets and $27 behind them.

Getting There. It's 1,629 miles from Times Square in New York to downtown Houston. You’re probably thinking that you should be flying.

Flying to Houston George Bush Intercontinental Airport (named for the father, not the son) can be done for just under $1,100. That is not cheap. Bus 102 will get you from the airport to downtown in an hour and 20 minutes.

There are 2 ways to get there by train. One is to change trains in Chicago, and then change to a bus in Longview, Texas. The other is to take the Amtrak Crescent out of Penn Station at 2:15 PM on Monday (Thanksgiving Day), arrive in New Orleans at 7:32 PM on Tuesday, stay overnight in New Orleans, leave on the Sunset Limited at 9:00 AM on Wednesday, and arrive in Houston at 6:18 PM, less than an hour before tipoff. And you'd have to reverse this on the way back. So that's Tuesday and Thursday nights in New Orleans, and Wednesday night in Houston.

And, for Monday, the Crescent has been canceled. So, to get there by Amtrak, this time, it would have to be the Lake Shore Limited out of Penn Station at 3:40 PM on Monday, arrive at Union Station in Chicago at 9:50 AM on Tuesday, transfer to the Texas Eagle at 1:45 PM, arrive at Longview at 8:28 AM, switch to the Amtrak Thruway Bus at 8:40 AM on Wednesday, and finally arrive in Houston at 1:15 PM.

And don't be fooled by the fact that Houston's Union Station and the Rockets' arena are only 7 blocks apart, because Amtrak uses a different station, a mile and a half away, at 902 Washington Avenue. Round-trip fare is $710. Right, that's out: Might as well spend the extra $400 and fly.

Greyhound has 8 runs a day from Port Authority Bus Terminal to Houston, averaging 42 hours (meaning you'd have to leave on Monday), and requiring you to change buses in Atlanta and New Orleans. It's $506 round-trip, but it can drop to $381 with advanced purchase. The Houston Greyhound station is at 2121 Main Street, a mile from the arena.

If you actually think it's worth it to drive, get someone to go with you so you’ll have someone to talk to and one of you can drive while the other sleeps. You'll be taking Interstate 78 across New Jersey and into Pennsylvania to Harrisburg, where you'll pick up Interstate 81.

Take that through the narrow panhandles of Maryland and West Virginia, down the Appalachian spine of Virginia and into Tennessee, where you'll pick up Interstate 40, stay on that briefly until you reach Interstate 75, and take that until you reach Interstate 59, which will take you into Georgia briefly and then across Alabama and Mississippi, and into Louisiana, where you take Interstate 12 west outside New Orleans. Take that until you reach Interstate 10. Once in Texas, Exit 770 will get you to downtown Houston.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and a half in New Jersey, 3 hours in Pennsylvania, 15 minutes in Maryland, half an hour in West Virginia, 5 and a half hours in Virginia, 3 hours and 45 minutes in Tennessee, half an hour in Georgia, 4 hours in Alabama, 2 hours and 45 minutes in Mississippi, 4 hours and 30 minutes in Louisiana and 2 hours in Texas. Including rest stops, and accounting for traffic, we’re talking about a 40-hour trip.

Once In the City. Houston was founded in 1836 as Allen's Landing, and was renamed for Sam Houston, "the Father of Texas." There are 2.2 million people in the city proper, making it the 4th-largest in America, and 6.3 million in the metropolitan area, making it 5th. But with multiple teams, it's only the 10th-largest market in the NBA, and the 7th-largest in MLB and the NFL.

The weather in Houston is so bad! (How bad is it?) A "bayou" (BYE-yoo) is a body of water, typically found in a flat, low-lying area, and can be either an extremely slow-moving stream or river, often with a poorly-defined shoreline, or a marshy lake or wetland. And Houston is known as the Bayou City.

When people talk about "the bayou," they usually mean Louisiana. But Southeast Texas is also bayou country, and it frequently leaves Houston hot, humid and muggy. It's a breeding ground for mosquitoes. The Astrodome had to be built not just to promote Houston, or to protect people from the heat, but to protect them from the bugs. Sandy Koufax of the Los Angeles Dodgers said, "Some of those mosquitoes are twin-engine jobs."

Fortunately, just as there's an overhead walkway system in Minneapolis, and an "Underground City" in Montreal, in their cases to protect pedestrians from their cities' notoriously cold Winter, there is a "Houston Tunnel System," begun in the 1930s, and inspired by New York itself, by the system under Rockefeller Center. Regardless of how much this may help, remember to stay hydrated.

The sales tax in the State of Texas is 6.25 percent, but in the City of Houston it goes up to 8.25 percent. The city doesn't appear to have a "centerpoint," where the address numbers start at 1, but there is a Main Street, running northeast/southwest. ZIP Codes in the Houston area start with the digits 77. The Area Codes are 713, with 281, 346 and 832 as overlays.

Houston has not 1, not 2, but 3 beltways: Interstate 610, a.k.a. the Inner Loop; Beltway 8, a.k.a. the Sam Houston Tollway; and State Highway 99, a.k.a. the Grand Parkway.

Like most Texas cities now, Houston has a Hispanic plurality, if not yet a majority: 44 percent. It's about 26 percent white, 24 percent black, and 6 percent Asian. It's mostly white on the west side; mostly black on the south, northwest and northeast sides; and mostly Hispanic on the north, east and southeast sides.

Houston, and South Texas, have had some racial disturbances. On August 13, 1906, in Brownsville on the Rio Grande (the border between Texas and Mexico), a white bartender was killed and a Hispanic policeman was wounded by gunshots. The blame fell on a segregated unit of black soldiers at nearby Fort Brown.

Following a U.S. Army Inspector General's report, President Theodore Roosevelt, in his role as Commander-in-Chief, ordered dishonorable discharges for 167 of those soldiers, costing them pensions and the right to serve in federal service jobs. This is a blot on TR's record, and in 1972, President Richard Nixon pardoned them and rewrote their discharges as honorable.

There were 21 deaths in a riot in Houston on August 23, 1917, when members of the all-black 24th United States Infantry Regiment at Camp Logan fought back against the all-white Houston Police Department. After a series of courts-martial that could only have been a kangaroo court, there were 19 executions, and 41 soldiers were sentenced to life imprisonment.

There was a race riot in Beaumont, about 85 miles east of Houston, on June 15, 1943, with 3 deaths. On May 17, 1967, there was a riot on the campus of the historically-black Texas Southern University, leading to the death of a police officer and the arrests of 500 students. But once it was found that the officer had died from "friendly fire," the ricochet of a fellow officer's bullet, all charges against the students were dropped. And there was a race riot in the Moody Park neighborhood of north Houston on May 7, 1978, with no deaths.

There is a light rail system, called METRORail, but you probably won't need it to get from a downtown hotel to the arena. One zone is $1.25, and the price rises to $4.50 for 4 zones, so a daypass is a better bargain at $3.00.
Going In. The Toyota Center is in Downtown Houston. The mailing address is 1510 Polk Street, also bounded by Jackson, Bell and La Branch Streets. It's 5 blocks east of Main Street and the light rail, with Bell Street the closest station. If you drive in, parking is $15.
It took 8 years from Rockets owner Les Alexander's demand for a new arena until first tipoff, in which time NBA Commissioner David Stern announced that the Rockets would have to move without a new arena (not that there was anything wrong with their incumbent arena, the Summit, aside from a low number of luxury boxes), and NHL Comissioner Gary Bettman announced that Houston would not get an NHL team. But tip off at a new arena the Rockets did, on October 30, 2003.
Yes, it is odd for a sports venue in Texas to have a Japanese automaker's name on it. Then again, Toyota also bought the naming rights to the Dallas soccer team's new stadium.

It's hosted the Rockets ever since, the WNBA's Houston Comets from 2003 until they folded after the 2007 season, and the Houston Aeros of the American Hockey League (not the old WHA team of the same name) from 2003 until 2013, when their parent club, the Minnesota Wild, moved them to Des Moines, where they became the Iowa Wild. It's also hosted wrestling, Ultimate Fighting, concerts (including by Houston native Beyoncé, both with and without the rest of Destiny's Child) and the Latin Grammys.

The court is laid out north-to-south -- or, given the actual directions of Houston's street grid, northeast-to-southwest. It is 32 feet below street level, because Alexander didn't want fans, having already gotten through Houston's weather, to have to walk upstairs to their seats. (But they'll have to walk upstairs to get out.)

Food. Being a "Wild West" city, you might expect Houston to have Western-themed stands with "real American food" at its ballpark. Being a Southern State, you might also expect to have barbecue. And you would be right on both counts.

Baskets Grill, featuring burgers, chicken and corn dogs, can be found at Sections 113, 125, 403, 408 and 427. H.O.U. B.B.Q. is at 125 and 403. Space City Dogs, featuring customized hot dogs, is at 102 and 114. Bell Street Grill, featuring the Double Dribble Burger, is at 102 and 433. Taqueria Roja, featuring Mexican food, is at is at 125 and 433. TC Wings is at 102 and 433. Copper Canyon Carvery, featuring barbecue, is at 115. And Courtside Creamery, featuring ice cream, is at 124 and 432.

Clutch City Pizza is at 102, 113, 125, 403, 408, 427 and 433, but don't go there: The pizza in question is Papa John's. Not only is it not very good, but the owner is a bigot who won't pay living wages or for his employees' health insurance, and doesn't deserve your money.

Team History Displays. The Rockets have been around since 1971, and have the best history of any of Houston's sports teams, especially now that the 4-time WNBA Champion Comets have folded. At one end, next to the U.S. and Canadian flags, they have banners for each of their back-to-back NBA Championships, 1994 and 1995, plus a banner listing all of their Conference titles (1981, 1986, 1994 and 1995), and another for all of their Division titles (1977, 1986, 1993, 1994, 2015 and 2018).
The Rockets have retired 6 numbers, plus a banner with the initials CD, honoring longtime assistant coach and general manager Carroll Dawson. All are in the Basketball Hall of Fame, except for Rudy Tomjanovich, and I can't understand why he isn't, unless the voters don't think he's yet retired as a coach (he turned 70 in November, so he could come back), and are thus waiting for that to elect him. Here they are:

* From their 1981 Conference Champions: 45, forward Rudy Tomjanovich; 23, guard Calvin Murphy; and 24, center Moses Malone.

* From their 1986 Conference Champions: 34, center Hakeem Olajuwon. Forward Ralph Sampson, Number 50, is in the Hall of Fame, but the Rockets have not retired his number. But neither is it currently being worn.

* From their 1994 NBA Champions: Tomjanovich, by this point the head coach, and Olajuwon.

* From their 1995 NBA Champions: Tomjanovich, Olajuwon, and 22, guard Clyde Drexler. Hakeem the Dream and Clyde the Glide had been teammates on the University of Houston team that made 3 straight NCAA Final Four appearances, 1982 to 1984, but didn't win the title.

* Since 1995: 11, center Yao Ming.
From the current team, we may see the retirement of 3 for guard Chris Paul, and 13 for guard James Harden. While former Knick Carmelo Anthony is with the Rockets now, I doubt that they will retire 7 for the forward.

Guard Tracy McGrady (who wore 1 and then 3), forward Elvin Hayes (who wore 11 and then 44, and was another University of Houston star), forward Charles Barkley (who wore 4, as Hakeem was wearing Charles' usual 34), and center Dikembe Mutombo (55) have also played at least 4 seasons for the Rockets and been elected to the Hall, but have not had their numbers retired.

The Rockets do not have a team Hall of Fame. Hayes, Malone, Olajuwon and Barkley were named to the NBA's 50th Anniversary 50 Greatest Players in 1996.

The Comets retired the Number 10 of Kim Perrot, who died in 1999 of a brain tumor while still an active player. They also retired the 14 of Cynthia Cooper, but not the 22 of Sheryl Swoopes or the 7 of Tina Thompson. Coop, Swoopes and Tina were named to the WNBA's 15th Anniversary 15 Greatest Players in 2012, and also to the WNBA Top 20 at 20 in 2016 -- in the 20th Season, rather than at the 20th Anniversary.

The Rockets have rivalries with the other 2 Texas-based teams in the NBA. The Dallas Mavericks were founded in 1980, bringing the Houston-Dallas rivalry to the hardwood in a way that college basketball never really has. (Intra-area rivalries are much bigger, such as between the University of Houston and crosstown Rice University, and between Dallas' Southern Methodist, SMU, and Fort Worth's Texas Christian, TCU.)

The Rockets have won 102 games in the rivalry, the Mavs 90. They have played each other in the Playoffs 3 times, all in the 1st Round, with the Mavs winning in 1988 and 2005, and the Rockets winning in 2015.

The San Antonio Spurs were, along with the Nets, the Indiana Pacers and the Denver Nuggets, brought from the American Basketball Association into the NBA in 1976. The Spurs have been more successful, leading the Rockets 117-98. But the opposite has happened in the Playoffs: The Rockets won the 1st 3 meetings, in 1980, 1981, and in the 1995 Western Conference Finals, before the Spurs made it 3-1 in 2017.

Stuff. The Team Shop is on the north, Polk Street side of the arena. The usual NBA fan gear can be found there. Since this is Texas, you might find cowboy hats, boots or belt buckles with the Rockets logo on them.

In spite of the Rockets' success, there aren't many books about them. (Houston doesn't exactly scream "literary city.") Ron Berman wrote the Rockets' entry in the NBA's On the Hardwood series, and Clayton Geoffreys wrote the biography Hakeem Olajuwon: The Remarkable Story of One of 90s Basketball's Greatest Centers.

Official NBA Finals highlight films were released for their back-to-back titles in 1994 (Clutch City) and 1995 (Double Clutch).

During the Game. A November 13, 2014 article on DailyRotoHelp ranked the NBA teams' fan bases, and listed the Rockets' fans at 16th, on the bottom side of the exact middle. If you were wearing Dallas Cowboy gear to a Houston Texans game, you might be in trouble. But Rockets fans aren't especially hostile to New Yorkers, so safety won't be an issue.

The head coach of the Rockets is Mike D'Antoni, who, as you may remember, was the Knicks' head coach from 2008 to 2012. In between, he coached the Los Angeles Lakers. Before the Knicks, he coached the Denver Nuggets and the Phoenix Suns. So far, his best head coaching performance remains reaching the Western Conference Finals with the Suns in 2005 and '06.

Neither the Nets' visit nor the Knicks' visit this season will feature a promotion. The Rockets hold auditions instead of having a regular National Anthem singer, but, during the 2015 Playoffs, 12-year-old Nicholas Connors brought the house down with his rendition. A group called Clymax produced a theme song for the Rockets, "Blasting Off." Badluck Traffic King produced another, "Red Nation."

The Rockets' mascot is Clutch the Bear. I'm not sure what a bear has to do with rockets, but he's named for the Rockets' 1994 and 1995 titles, when the former "Choke City" became known as "Clutch City." He was named NBA Mascot of the Year in 2013, and has been elected to the Mascot Hall of Fame.
Clutch and Dwight Howard

They have a female dance team called the Rockets Power Dancers, a male dance team called the Launch Crew, a drumline called Sonic Boom, a dunk team called Anti-Gravity, a coed kids' dance team called the Little Dippers, and a coed senior citizens' dance team called the Space City Seniors. No, I'm not making any of that up.

The Red Rowdies sit behind the north end basket (on the Polk Street side of the arena) in Section 114, and are a fan group in the style of European soccer "ultras." Not hooligans: They are not violent. They are, however, loud, and very well organized.

After the Game. Houston is a comparatively low-crime city, and as long as you behave yourself, the home fans will probably behave themselves, win or lose.

The Grove, at 1611 Lamar Street in park named Discovery Green, calls itself "upscale-casual," which sounds like a contradiction to me. Andalucia serves Spanish food, and Guadalajara serves Mexican; both are at the buildng at 1201 San Jacinto Street. China Garden is at 1602 Leeland Street. All of these are within 3 blocks of the Toyota Center.

Lucky's Pub appears to be the go-to bar for New Yorkers living in the Houston area. It is at 801 St. Emanuel Street at Rusk Street, a 12-minute walk from the United Center, adjacent to BBVA Compass Stadium, the new home of MLS' Houston Dynamo.

I've also heard that Twin Peaks is a Giant fans' bar, at 4527 Lomitas Avenue, about 4 miles southwest of downtown, Bus 041; and that Stadia Sports Grill is a Jet fans' bar, at 11200 Broadway Street in Pearland, 16 miles south of downtown, and unreachable by public transportation.

If your visit to Houston is during the European soccer season (which we are now in), and you want to watch your favorite club play, the best place to do so, because of its early opening, is BarMunich, 2616 Louisiana Street at Dennis Street, just south of downtown. Light Rail to McGowen.

Sidelights. On November 30, 2018, Thrillist published a list of "America's 25 Most Fun Cities," and Houston came in 18th. 

Before the Toyota Center, the Rockets played at The Summit, later known as the Compaq Center, from 1975 to 2003. Elvis Presley sang at The Summit on August 28, 1976. It's been converted into the Lakewood Church Central Campus, a megachurch presided over by Dr. Joel Osteen. He was famously shamed into opening it to refugees from Hurricane Harvey, as one would expect such a public and vocal Christian to do. 3700 Southwest Freeway at Timmons Lane. Number 53 bus.
The arena/church today

Before that, between their 1971 move from San Diego and the 1975 opening of The Summit, they played some home games at the Astrodome, some at the Astrohall, some at the Sam Houston Coliseum, and some at the Hofheinz Pavilion.
Hofheinz Pavilion

In 1965, the Astrodome opened, and was nicknamed "The Eighth Wonder of the World." It sure didn't seem like an exaggeration: The first roofed sports stadium in the world. (Supposedly, the Romans built stadia with canvas roofs, but that's hardly the same thing.) The Astros played there until 1999, and then moved into Enron Field/Minute Maid Park for the 2000 season. The AFL/NFL's Oilers played at the Astrodome from 1968 to 1996, when they moved to Tennessee to become the Titans.

In 2002, the new NFL team, the Houston Texans, began play next-door to the Astrodome, at Reliant Stadium, now named NRG Stadium, which, like Minute Maid Park, has a retractable roof. Suddenly, the mostly-vacant Astrodome seemed, as one writer put it, like a relic of a future that never came to be. (This same writer said the same thing of Shea Stadium and, across Roosevelt Avenue, the surviving structures of the 1964 World's Fair.)

Once, the Astrodome was flashy enough to be the site of movies like The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training and Murder at the World Series. (Both were released in 1977. In the latter, the Astros, who had never yet gotten close to a Pennant, played the Series against the Oakland Athletics, who had just gotten fire-sold by owner Charlie Finley.)
The Astrodome, with NRG Stadium behind it

The Astrodome also hosted the legendary 1968 college basketball game between Number 1 UCLA (with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, then still Lew Alcindor) and Number 2 University of Houston (whose Elvin Hayes led them to victory, before UCLA got revenge in that year's Final Four); the 1971 NCAA Final Four, with UCLA defeating Villanova in the Final; and the cheese-tastic 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs, the "Battle of the Sexes."
The place was not designed with basketball in mind.

The Astrodome hosted 3 fights for the Heavyweight Champion of the World, with the defending Champion winning all 3 by knockout: Muhammad Ali over Cleveland Williams on November 14, 1966; Ali over Ernie Terrell on February 6, 1967; and Larry Holmes over Randall "Tex" Cobb on November 26, 1982.

Elvis sang there on February 27, 28 and March 1, 1970 and on March 3, 1974. It hosted Selena's last big concert before her murder in 1995, and when Jennifer Lopez starred in the film Selena, it was used for the re-creation. In 2004, the same year NRG (then Reliant) Stadium hosted Super Bowl XXXVIII (which was won by... Janet Jackson, I think), the Astrodome was used to film a high school football playoff for the film version of Friday Night Lights; the old Astros division title banners can be clearly seen.

NRG Stadium hosted the Final Four in 2011 (Connecticut beating Butler in the Final), and earlier this year (Villanova beating North Carolina). It hosted Super Bowl LI in 2017, with (take your pick: The Atlanta Falcons choking, or the New England Patriots cheating). It hosted 4 games each in the CONCACAF Gold Cups of 2005 and 2007, and 2 games each in that tournament in 2009, 2011, 2019 and 2021.

It will host the 2023 NCAA Final Four and the 2023-24 College Football National Championship Game, and it has been selected by the U.S. Soccer Federation as a finalist to be one of the host venues for the 2026 World Cup.

Today, though, the Astrodome seems, like the Republican Party that held a ridiculously bigoted Convention there in 1992, stuck in the past -- and not because they renominated failed President George H.W. Bush. The former Eighth Wonder of the World is now nicknamed the Lonely Landmark, and while it served as a shelter for people displaced from New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina in 2005, since 2008, when it was hit with numerous code violations, only maintenance workers and security guards have been allowed to enter. The stadium's future is not clear: Some officials are worried that demolishing it would damage the new stadium and other nearby structures.

On February 13, 2018, the Harris County Commissioners, the Dome's overseers, approved the Astrodome Revitalization Project, which will raise the stadium's floor and use the space underneath as a huge parking garage. Construction is expected to be completed sometime in 2020.

NRG Stadium was built roughly on the site of Colt Stadium, which was the baseball team's home in their first 3 seasons, 1962, '63 and '64, when they were known as the Houston Colt .45's (spelled with the apostrophe), before moving into the dome and changing the name of the team. Astrohall, built in 1971, was torn down in 2002 to make way for parking for the new stadium (which, after all, was built on Astrodome parking).

The climate-controlled Astrodome was necessary because of not just the heat and the humidity, but because of the mosquitoes. Later, seeing the artificial turf that was laid in the Astrodome for 1966 after the grass died in the first season, due to the skylights in the dome having to be painted due to the players losing the ball in the sun, Koufax, he of the mosquito quip, said, "I was one of those guys who pitched without a cup. I wouldn't do it on this stuff. And Dick Allen of the Philadelphia Phillies, looking at the first artificial field in baseball history, said, "If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it."

The Astrodome hosted a 1988 match between the national soccer teams of the U.S. and Ecuador, which Ecuador won. NRG Stadium has hosted 3 such matches, a 2008 draw with Mexico, a 2011 win over Panama, and a 2016 loss to Argentina in the Copa America. The Mexico team has made it a home-away-from-home, playing several matches there.

NRG Stadium hosted the NCAA Final Four in 2011 (Connecticut beating Butler) and 2016 (Villanova winning a thriller of a Final over North Carolina). And it has been selected by the U.S. Soccer Federation as a finalist to be one of the host venues for the 2026 World Cup.

The NRG complex, including the Astrodome, is at 8400 Kirby Drive at NRG Parkway. Number 700 bus, or Reliant Park station on METRORail.

Minute Maid Park opened in 2000, at 501 Crawford Street, attached to Union Station. The Astros were able to play on God's own grass for the 1st time since 1965, and under God's own sky for the 1st time since 1964. They have now reached the postseason there 4 times: The 2001 National League Division Series, the 2004 NL Championship Series, the 2005 World Series, and the 2015 American League Division Series. Preston Station on METRORail.

The Houston Aeros, with Gordie Howe and his sons Mark and Marty, won the World Hockey Association championships of 1974 and 1975, while playing at the Sam Houston Coliseum, before moving into the Summit in 1975 (where they reached the Finals again in 1976), and folding in 1978. Larry Lund, Ron Grahame, Terry Ruskowski and all 3 Howes were named to the WHA All-Time Team.

Elvis sang there on October 13, 1956, and the Beatles played there on August 19, 1965. It was built in 1937 and demolished in 1998. It replaced Sam Houston Hall, where the 1928 Democratic Convention nominated Governor Alfred E. Smith of New York, who thus became the 1st Catholic nominated for President by a major party. The Hobby Center for the Performing Arts is now on the site. 801 Bagby Street, at Rusk Street, downtown.

With even the minor-league Aeros gone, the closest NHL team to Houston is the Dallas Stars, 242 miles away, although some Houstonians would rather vote for a gay black Democrat than root for a Dallas team. Gary Bettman is still Commissioner, he still prefers the Sun Belt to Canada, the city has a relatively new arena, and Houston would rank 10th in population among NHL markets, so it is still possible that they could get a team.

The Houston Oilers played at Jeppesen Stadium from 1960 to 1964. They won the 1960 AFL Championship Game there, won the 1961 title game on the road, and lost the 1962 title game there -- and, as the Oilers and the Tennessee Titans, haven't gone as far as the rules allowed them to since 1961.

Built in 1942, it became Robertson Stadium, and was the former home of the University of Houston football team and the former home of MLS' Houston Dynamo. The new John O'Quinn Field at TDECU Stadium (named for Texas Dow Employees Credit Union) has been built at the site. 3874 Holman Street at Cullen Blvd., about 4 miles southeast of downtown. Number 52 bus.

The Dynamo and the National Women's Soccer League's Houston Dash have moved to BBVA Compass Stadium, at 2200 Texas Avenue at Dowling Street. Within walking distance of downtown. On January 29, 2013, it hosted its 1st U.S. national team match, a draw with Canada. The U.S. women's team beat Mexico 6-2 there on April 8, 2018.

UPDATE: The USMNT played there again on March 26, 2019, a 1-1 draw in a friendly with Chile. It hosted 6 games of the 2021 CONCACAF Gold Cup. And it is now named PNC Stadium.

The Oilers played the 1965, '66 and '67 seasons at Rice Stadium, home of Rice University. Although built in 1950 and probably already obsolete, it seated a lot more people than did the Astrodome, and so Super Bowl VIII was played there in January 1974, and the Miami Dolphins won it -- and haven't won a Super Bowl since. It has been significantly renovated, and Rice still uses it. University Blvd. at Greenbriar Street, although the mailing address is 6100 S. Main Street, about 5 miles southwest of downtown. Number 700 bus.

Before there were the Astros, or even the Colt .45's, there were the Houston Buffaloes. The Buffs played at Buffalo Stadium, a.k.a. Buff Stadium, for most of their history, from 1928 to 1961, when the Colt .45's made them obsolete.

They were a farm team of the St. Louis Cardinals, and as a result in its last years Buff Stadium was renamed Busch Stadium. The Cardinal teams of the 1930s that would be known as the "Gashouse Gang" came together in Houston, with Dizzy and Daffy Dean, Joe Medwick, Pepper Martin and Enos Slaughter. Later Buff stars included Cleveland Indians 3rd baseman Al Rosen, Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Wilmer "Vinegar Bend" Mizell, Negro League legend Willard Brown, Cardinal MVP Ken Boyer, and Phillies shortstop Ruben Amaro Sr.

Wanting to lure in more customers but also to beat the infamous Houston heat, lights were installed in 1930, 5 years before any major league park had them. The Buffs won 8 Texas League Pennants: 1928, 1931, 1940, 1947, 1951, 1954, 1956 and 1957. The stadium was at the southwest corner of Leeland Street & Cullen Blvd., about 2 1/2 miles southeast of downtown. A furniture store is on the site now. Number 20 bus.

There's another notable sports site in Houston: The U.S. Military Entry Processing Station, in the Customs House, where Muhammad Ali, then living and training in Houston, had to report to fulfill his draft obligation. He did report there, on April 28, 1967, and refused to be drafted. (To be fair, they did call his birth name, Cassius Clay, not his legal name, Muhammad Ali.) Ali was convicted of draft evasion and stripped of the Heavyweight Title. He stayed out of prison on appeal, and the case went all the way to the Supreme Court, which overturned the conviction.

The Customs House is still standing, and still used in part by the U.S. Department of Defense. 701 San Jacinto Street. Central Station on METRORail.

In addition to the preceding, Elvis sang at Hofheinz Pavilion on November 12, 1971; and June 4 and 5, 1975. He also sang at the City Auditorium on October 8, 1955 and April 21, 1956. It's better known as the venue where R&B singer Johnny Ace mistakenly shot himself before a show on Christmas Day, December 25, 1955. The Jones Hall for the Performing Arts replaced it in 1966. 615 Louisiana Street at Capitol Street, downtown.

Also, early in his career, Elvis sang in Houston at the Paladium Club (8100 S. Main Street, near the Astrocomplex) on November 26, 27 and 28, 1954; Cook's Hoedown (603 Capitol Street, around the corner from Jones Hall) on November 27 and December 28, 1954, and April 24 and August 7, 1955; Magnolia Gardens (12044 Riverside Street, no public transit) on April 24, May 22, June 19 and August 7, 1955; and Eagles Hall at 2204 Louisiana Street on January 1 and March 19, 1955 (2204 Louisiana Street, downtown). All of these have since been demolished.

Elvis sang near the University of Texas campus in Austin, 160 miles to the northwest, at Dessau Hall on March 17, 1955, the Sportscenter on August 25, 1955, the Skyline Club on January 18, 1956, and the Municipal Auditorium on March 28, 1977. And he sang near the Texas A&M campus, 100 miles to the northwest, at the Rodeo Grounds in Bryan on August 23, 1955 and the G. Rolle White Coliseum in College Station on October 3, 1955;

Elvis also sang in South Texas at the City Auditorium in Beaumont, 85 miles to the northeast, on June 20 and 21, 1955 and January 17, 1956; at the football stadium at Conroe High School, 40 miles to the north, on August 24, 1955; in Corpus Christi, 200 miles to the southwest, at the Hoedown Club on July 3, 1955 and the Memorial Coliseum on April 16, 1956; in Galveston, 50 miles to the southeast, at the City Auditorium on January 16, 1956; at the baseball field in Gonzales, 130 miles to the west, on August 26, 1955; at Woodrow Wilson High School in Port Arthur, 90 miles to the east on November 25, 1955; and at Southwest Texas State University (LBJ's alma mater, now "Texas State"), 165 miles to the west, on October 6, 1955.

There are other places that might be considered "South Texas" where he sang, but I'll include them with "West Texas" when I do this for the San Antonio Spurs.

The tallest building in Houston, and in all of Texas, is the JPMorgan Chase Tower, formerly the Texas Commerce Tower. It was built in 1982 at 600 Travis Street at Texas Avenue, downtown, and stands 1,002 feet tall, rising 75 stories above the concrete over the bayou. It is the tallest 5-sided building in the world.

Houston's version of New York's American Museum of Natural History is the Houston Museum of Natural Science, in Hermann Park, at Main Street and Hermann Park Drive. The Sam Houston Monument is a few steps away. The Houston Museum of Fine Arts is at 1001 Bissonnet Street, just 5 blocks away. Both can be reached by the Number 700 bus.

Of course, the name "Houston" is most connected with two things: Its namesake, the legendary Senator, Governor and war hero Sam Houston; and the Johnson Space Center, the NASA control center named after President Lyndon B. Johnson, who, as Senate Majority Leader, wrote the bill creating NASA and the Space Center, because he thought it would bring a lot of jobs and money to Houston (and he was right).

Aside from his Monument, most historic sites relating to Sam are not in the city that bears his name. As for reaching the Johnson Space Center, it's at 1601 NASA Parkway and Saturn Lane. The Number 249 bus goes there, so if you don't have a car, Houston, you won't have a problem.

Although Houston was where George H.W. and Barbara Bush went to live after leaving the White House, the elder George Bush's Presidential Library is at Texas A&M University, 100 miles away in College Station. Both of them died in 2018, and have been buried at the Library at TAMU. As a former baseball player, Bush is the only President so far who had his Library designed by HOK, designer of several sports facilities including our own MetLife Stadium.

The Alley Theatre, downtown at 615 Texas Avenue, opened in 1968, and in 1976 hosted the Vice Presidential debate between Senators Walter Mondale and Bob Dole. This is where Dole named World War I, World War II, and the Korean and Vietnam Wars as "all Democrat wars" -- forgetting that the Republicans wanted America to get into all but World War II, and didn't want that one because they liked the Nazis' anti-union status; and that it was actually the Republicans who got us into Vietnam.

There have been a few TV shows set in Houston, but the only one that lasted was Reba, starring country singer Reba McIntire. But it was filmed in Los Angeles, so if you're a fan, you won't find the house in Houston.

Congressman Matthew Santos, a Houston native played by Jimmy Smits, was inaugurated as President on the last episode of The West Wing. Of interest to me was Outlaws, in which a sheriff tried to capture his former gang, but all 5 of them were transported from 1899 to 1986. Realizing they needed each other, they teamed up, and, with the gold that was transported with them, they bought what they needed and formed a private detective agency. It lasted just 1 season.

Films set in Houston, in addition to the sports-themed ones, include Brewster McCloud (which also used the Astrodome), Logan's Run (which used the Houston Hyatt Regency for some scenes),
Telefon (set there but filmed in California), Terms of EndearmentReality Bites, and, perhaps most iconically, Urban Cowboy.

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Houston can be hot, but it's a good sports town, and, best of all, it's not Dallas. So there can be a good old time in the hot town tonight.