AARP stands for "American Association of Retired Persons." Technically, I'm not retired. But I'm so old, I've been a member for over 5 years now. (You have to be 50, which isn't that old.)
Young man, there's no need to feel down. I say
Young man, pick yourself off the ground. I say
Young man, at your age you have found
there's no need to be unhappy!
Young man, there's a place I can go, I say
Young man, when I'm short on my dough. I say
Young man, I show them this red card.
Discount makes my money go far!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
They have everything for old men as they please!
You can hang out with all the geeze!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
You can stay at hotels!
You can have a good meal!
You can do whatever you feel!
Young man, are you listening to me? I say
Young man, it isn't quite all for free. But then
Young man, you can make real your dreams
But someday will need Ben-Gay cream!
Young man, someday you'll go online, I say
Young man, you'll be taking the time, I say
Young man, go to AARP
They can start your old folks' journey!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
They have everything for old men as they please!
You can hang out with all the geeze!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
You can stay at hotels!
You can have a good meal!
You can do whatever you feel!
Young man, I was once in your shoes, I say
I was aged at just 22, I thought
no man would let me into the bar
because they always checked my card!
Young man, now they check card of red, I say
Young man, don't you hear what I said, I say
Young man, I'm with AARP
I get discounts on nice whiskey!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
They have everything for old men as they please!
You can hang out with all the geeze!
AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
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