Wednesday, December 25, 2024

A Rock and Roll Christmas

I wrote this in 2018, and forgot about it, until it showed up on my "Facebook Memories" this morning:

A Rock and Roll Christmas:

12 drummers drumming: Keith Moon of The Who.

11 pipers piping: Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull, who plays the flute.

10 lords a-leaping: Iggy Pop, master of the stage dive.

9 ladies dancing: Tina Turner.

8 maids a-milking: Mariah Carey, who milks the holiday with her song every year.

7 swans a-swimming: Buddy Holly, rock's "ugly duckling."

6 geese a-laying: Elvis Presley, rock's "golden goose," who, as he sang himself in "King Creole," would lay down a beat like a ton of coal.

5 golden rings: Elton John.

4 calling birds: Roger McGuinn of The Byrds.

3 French hens: Eric Clapton, take a guess as to why.

2 turtle doves: John Lennon of The Beatles, as doves are a symbol of peace.

and a partridge in a pair tree: David Cassidy, a.k.a. Keith Partridge.

I originally had Madonna for "8 maids a-milking," because she was still milking it, but, I figured, what the heck: Mariah is better on every level.

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