Sheik, Russia and Roll!

To the tune of the 1954 rhythm & blues classic "Shake, Rattle and Roll," the "cleaner" (but no less sexist) Bill Haley version rather than the original by Big Joe Turner:

Get out to that rally, and rattle those MAGA fans.
Get out to that rally, and rattle those MAGA fans.
And don't let 'em know that you're Vlad Putin's man.

I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
Well, you never do nothin', but shake America's soul!

Wearin' those blue suits, your hair done up so weird.
Wearin' those blue suits, your hair done up so weird.
And Mohammed bin Salman is glad your checks have cleared.

I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
Well, you never do nothin', but shake America's soul!

I'm like a bug-eyed cat, screamin' in a groc'ry store!
I'm like a bug-eyed cat, screamin' in a groc'ry store!
You said you'd stop inflation, but it's still growin' more!

I believe you're doin' us wrong, and now I know
I didn't have to change this verse, and now I know:
The more I work, the faster my money goes!

I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
I said, Sheik, Russia and roll!
Well, you never do nothin', but shake America's soul!

Sheik, Russia and roll!