Showing posts with label big 12. Show all posts
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Saturday, August 31, 2024

Major League Distances to Big 12 Conference Cities

These schools are listed from East to West. Distances are listed in miles.

* University of Central Florida, a.k.a. UCF, Orlando, Florida. Lightning, Buccaneers, Magic, Lightning, Orlando City.
MLB, 121 to Tampa Bay Lightning, 229 to Miami Marlins.
NFL, 103 to Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 141 to Jacksonville Jaguars, 216 to Miami Dolphins.
NBA, 16 to Orlando Magic, 229 to Miami Heat.
NHL, 99 to Tampa Bay Lightning, 209 to Florida Panthers.
MLS, 17 to Orlando City, 199 to Inter Miami.

* West Virginia University, a.k.a. WVU, Morgantown, West Virginia. Pirates, Steelers, Cavaliers, Penguins, Crew.
MLB, 74 to Pittsburgh Pirates, 200 to Cleveland Guardians, 211 to Baltimore Orioles, 213 to Washington Nationals, 308 to Philadelphia Phillies, 309 to Cincinnati Reds.
NFL, 74 to Pittsburgh Steelers, 203 to Cleveland Browns, 210 to Baltimore Ravens, 215 to Washington Commanders, 308 to Philadelphia Eagles, 309 to Cincinnati Bengals.
NBA, 200 to Cleveland Cavaliers, 213 to Washington Wizards, 308 to Philadelphia 76ers.
NHL, 75 to Pittsburgh Penguins, 207 to Columbus Crew, 213 to Washington Wizards, 308 to Philadelphia Flyers.
MLS, 207 to Columbus Crew, 212 to DC United, 296 to Philadelphia Union, 309 to FC Cincinnati.

* University of Cincinnati, Cincinnati, Ohio. Reds, Bengals, Pacers, Blue Jackets, FC Cincinnati.
MLB, 2 to Cincinnati Reds, 248 to Cleveland Guardians.
NFL, 2 to Cincinnati Bengals, 111 to Indianapolis Colts, 251 to Cleveland Browns.
NBA, 111 to Indiana Pacers, 248 to Cleveland Cavaliers.
NHL, 106 to Columbus Blue Jackets.
MLS, 2 to FC Cincinnati, 106 to Columbus Crew.

* Iowa State University, a.k.a. ISU, Ames, Iowa.
MLB, 218 to Minnesota Twins, 229 to Kansas City Royals, 349 to Chicago White Sox, 349 to Milwaukee Brewers, 354 to Chicago Cubs, 379 to St. Louis Cardinals.
NFL, 219 to Minnesota Vikings, 229 to Kansas City Chiefs, 350 to Chicago Bears, 412 to Green Bay Packers.
NBA, 218 to Minnesota Timberwolves, 345 to Chicago Bulls, 353 to Milwaukee Bucks.
NHL, 219 to Minnesota Wild, 345 to Chicago Blackhawks, 379 to St. Louis Blues.
MLS, 219 to Minnesota United, 242 to Sporting Kansas City, 350 to Chicago Fire, 378 to St. Louis City.

* University of Kansas, a.k.a. KU, Lawrence, Kansas. Royals, Chiefs, Thunder, Blues, Sporting KC.
MLB, 50 to Kansas City Royals, 289 to St. Louis Cardinals, 552 to Texas Rangers. 
NFL, 50 to Kansas City Chiefs, 522 to Dallas Cowboys.
NBA, 316 to Oklahoma City Thunder, 516 to Dallas Mavericks, 552 to Chicago Bulls.
NHL, 289 to St. Louis Blues, 516 to Dallas Stars, 552 to Chicago Blackhawks. 
MLS, 29 to Sporting Kansas City, 288 to St. Louis City, 502 to FC Dallas.

* Kansas State University, a.k.a. KSU, Manhattan, Kansas. Royals, Chiefs, Thunder, Blues, Sporting KC.
MLB, 131 to Kansas City Royals, 370 to St. Louis Cardinals, 498 to Texas Rangers.
NFL, 131 to Kansas City Chiefs, 498 to Dallas Cowboys.
NBA, 292 to Oklahoma City Thunder, 493 to Dallas Mavericks, 634 to Chicago Bulls.
NHL, 370 to St. Louis Blues, 493 to Dallas Stars, 634 to Chicago Blackhawks. 
MLS, 111 to Sporting Kansas City, 269 to St. Louis City,  478 to FC Dallas.

* Oklahoma State University, a.k.a. OSU, Stillwater, Oklahoma. Rangers, Cowboys, Thunder, Stars, FC Dallas.
MLB, 273 to Texas Rangers, 319 to Kansas City Royals.
NFL, 273 to Dallas Cowboys, 319 to Kansas City Chiefs.
NBA, 66 to Oklahoma City Thunder, 267 to Dallas Mavericks, 
NHL, 267 to Dallas Stars, 463 to St. Louis Blues.
MLS, 252 to FC Dallas, 303 to Sporting KC.

* University of Houston, a.k.a. UH, Houston, Texas. Astros, Texans, Rockets, Stars, Dynamo.
MLB, 3 to Houston Astros.
NFL, 5 to Houston Texans.
NBA, 2 to Houston Rockets.
NHL, 244 to Dallas Stars.
MLS, 3 to Houston Dynamo.

* Baylor University, a.k.a. BU, Waco, Texas. Rangers, Cowboys, Mavericks, Stars, FC Dallas.
MLB, 103 to Texas Rangers.
NFL, 102 to Dallas Cowboys.
NBA, 96 to Dallas Mavericks.
NHL, 96 to Dallas Stars.
MLS, 122 to FC Dallas.

* Texas Christian University, a.k.a. TCU, Fort Worth, Texas. Rangers, Cowboys, Mavericks, Stars, FC Dallas.
MLB, 18 to Texas Rangers.
NFL, 19 to Dallas Cowboys.
NBA, 36 to Dallas Mavericks.
NHL, 36 to Dallas Stars.
MLS, 52 to FC Dallas.

* Texas Tech University, Lubbock, Texas. Rangers, Cowboys, Thunder, Stars, FC Dallas.
MLB, 332 to Texas Rangers, 521 to Houston Astros, 545 to Colorado Rockies.
NFL, 331 to Dallas Cowboys, 523 to Houston Texans, 542 to Denver Broncos.
NBA, 348 to Oklahoma City Thunder, 349 to Dallas Mavericks, 392 to San Antonio Spurs, 522 to Houston Rockets, 542 to Denver Nuggets.
NHL, 349 to Dallas Stars, 542 to Colorado Avalanche.
MLS, 317 to FC Dallas, 367 to Austin FC, 521 to Houston Dynamo, 537 to Colorado Rapids.

* University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado. Rockies, Broncos, Nuggets, Avalanche, Rapids.
MLB, 26 to Colorado Rockies.
NFL, 27 to Denver Broncos.
NBA, 26 to Denver Nuggets.
NHL, 26 to Colorado Avalanche.
MLS, 27 to Colorado Rapids.

* University of Arizona, Tucson, Arizona. Diamondbacks, Cardinals, Suns, Golden Knights, LAFC.
MLB, 114 to Arizona Diamondbacks.
NFL, 131 to Arizona Cardinals.
NBA, 114 to Phoenix Suns.
NHL, 417 to Vegas Golden Knights, 480 to Honda Center, 498 to Los Angeles Kings.
MLS, 501 to Los Angeles FC, 514 to Los Angeles Galaxy.

* Arizona State University, a.k.a. ASU, Tempe, Arizona. Diamondbacks, Cardinals, Suns, Golden Knights, Galaxy. 
MLB, 9 to Arizona Diamondbacks.
NFL, 26 to Arizona Cardinals.
NBA, 9 to Phoenix Suns.
NHL, 312 to Vegas Golden Knights, 375 to Anaheim Ducks, 393 to Los Angeles Kings.
MLS, 395 to Los Angeles Galaxy, 395 to Los Angeles FC.

* University of Utah, Salt Lake City, Utah. Rockies, Broncos, Jazz, UHC, RSL.
MLB, 514 to Colorado Rockies.
NFL,  515 to Denver Broncos.
NBA, 4 to Utah Jazz.
NHL, 44 to Utah Hockey Club.
MLS, 14 to Real Salt Lake.

* Brigham Young University, Provo, Utah. Rockies, Broncos, Jazz, UHC, RSL.
MLB, 486 to Colorado Rockies.
NFL,  482 to Denver Broncos.
NBA, 44 to Utah Jazz.
NHL, 44 to Utah Hockey Club.
MLS, 31 to Real Salt Lake.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

How to Go to a West Virginia Football Game

44 States down, 6 to go. This Saturday, the football team at West Virginia University plays a home game in the Big 12 Conference -- not, geographically speaking, the league you would expect them to be in -- against the University of Texas.

Before You Go. Morgantown, seat of West Virginia University, is a bit further south than New York City. That won't be a factor in mid-November. But the weather is forecast to be, if you don't mind my using a technical term, yucky. It's going to rain on Saturday, and snow on Sunday. Saturday will start out in the mid-50s, but will drop to the high 30s at night, and it's not going to get any warmer on Sunday.

West Virginia is in the Eastern Time Zone, so you won't have to change your clocks, watches, or whatever.

Tickets. WVU home football games have been ranging between 50,000 and 60,000 in attendance, with 60,000 being a full house. Tickets may be difficult to get. They'll be $65 throughout the stadium.

Getting There. It's 380 miles from Times Square in Midtown Manhattan to Mountaineer Field in Morgantown, West Virginia. That's tricky: In that range of "too close to fly, but too far to go any other way." And since it's not a big city, or even, really, a small city, I'd say forget about flying. Even if you flew to Pittsburgh and wanted to drive the rest of the way, bad idea.

Amtrak doesn't go to Morgantown. Greyhound does, but there's only 1 bus per day going from Port Authority to Morgantown. It leaves at 7:30 AM, and arrives at 4:40 PM. The return trip leaves at 5:15 PM, and gets back at 4:15 AM on a Sunday. Meaning you'd have to get up and the crack of dawn on Friday, spend Friday-into-Saturday overnight in Morgantown, have maybe an hour and a half to get out of the stadium and back to the Greyhound station, and then arrive back at Port Authority at perhaps the creepiest time of night. And, in each direction, you'd have to change buses once, in Pittsburgh. Put it all together, and, Oh, joy. Round-trip fare is $222.

If you want to drive, take Interstate 78 West across New Jersey to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. There, switch to Interstate 81 South to Williamsport, Maryland. There, switch to Interstate 68 West into West Virginia. Take Exit 7, onto U.S. Route 119, a.k.a. (ominously) Cheat Road. Route 119 will become Mileground Road, then turn right on State Route 705, a.k.a. "201st INF/FA Memorial Way." That stands for Infantry/Field Artillery. Then left on Willowdale Road, a.k.a. Don Nehlen Drive. The stadium will soon be on your right.

If you do it right, you should spend an hour and 15 minutes in New Jersey, 2 hours and 45 minutes in Pennsylvania, an hour and a half in Maryland, and half an hour in West Virginia, for a total of 6 hours. Counting rest stops, it's more like 8 hours.

Once In the State. There are 2 things that everyone thinks they know about West Virginia, and neither of them is true:

1. The 1971 hit song by John Denver, "Take Me Home, Country Roads," is about West Virginia. Indeed, the 1st 2 words of the song are, "Almost Heaven, West Virginia." They even put the words "Almost Heaven" on their license plates, although for a few years now, the plates' slogan has been "Wild, Wonderful."
Denver wrote the song with Bill Danoff and Mary "Taffy" Nivert, who were then married, and later formed half of The Starland Vocal Band. The other half was also married to each other: Jon Carroll and Margo Chapman. Together, they had a Number 1 hit in 1976 with "Afternoon Delight." Both couples eventually broke up. Denver didn't stay married to Annie Martell, the subject of several of his songs (including "Annie's Song"), either.

Except the song isn't about West Virginia. Nivert was from Germantown, Maryland, in the State's western Panhandle, which borders West Virginia's eastern Panhandle, in the Appalachian Mountains. Bill was taken by the scenery, but "Maryland" didn't fit the rhythm of the melody he'd written. "Massachusetts," his home State, did, and, thinking of the Berkshire Mountains (also a range within the Appalachian chain), he almost used Massachusetts.

The couple decided "West Virginia" worked better. Yes, much of West Virginia is beautiful. But as far as the song goes, it was just a construction piece.

2. The State is full of gun-toting, inbred, sadistic hillbillies, like you saw in the 1972 movie Deliverance. Well, West Virginia is mostly rural, and they do like their guns -- which is why the State has gone Republican in every Presidential election since 2000, sticking with the Democrats long enough to side with Arkansas country boy Bill Clinton, but not Tennessee-raised Al Gore. But Deliverance was both filmed and set in Georgia, home State of its star, Burt Reynolds.

Nevertheless, from 1863 to 1891, the Hatfield-McCoy Feud raged, along the Big Sandy River, a State Line. The feud basically started because the Hatfield family was on the Virginia side, loyal to the Union; and the McCoy family was on the Kentucky side, and loyal to the Confederacy. The war ended, but the feud went on, and helped to mark both States as hillbilly territory.
The State House, at 1900 Kanawha Blvd. East,
on the Kanawha River in Charleston.
At 293 feet, it is the tallest building in the State.

West Virginia is the only State that seceded from the Confederate States of America. After Virginia seceded from the Union on April 17, 1861, 5 days after the attack on Fort Sumter, the Wheeling Convention was convened, and on October 24, 1861, 41 Counties voted to secede from Virginia and the C.S.A., and applied to Washington to return to the Union. On June 20, 1863, West Virginia was admitted as the 35th State. Once Virginia was readmitted to the Union after the Civil War, West Virginia remained separate.

The State is home to about 1.8 million people. Charleston, the capital and largest city, has about 51,000. Morgantown has about 31,000 permanent residents, so a WVU football sellout would nearly double the population of the rest of the town, and be the largest "city" in the State. West Virginia University -- not "the University of West Virginia" or "UWV," but "WVU" -- was founded in 1867, 4 years after Statehood, so they celebrated their 150th Anniversary this year.
The State's Area Code is 304. ZIP Codes in the State start with the digits 247, 248, 249, 25 or 26. In Morgantown, it's 26505. The sales tax is 6 percent. Notable newspapers include the Charleston Gazette-Mail and The State Journal, The Herald-Dispatch of Huntington, The Wheeling News-Reigster and The Intelligencer, and, in Morgantown, The Dominion Post.

Settled in 1772 by Colonel Zackquill Morgan of the British Army, and incorporated in 1838, Morgantown was named for Street addresses rise going eastward from the Monongahela River, and going northward. Although WVU has a campus bus system and even a monorail, known as the Morgantown Personal Rapid Transit, Morgantown proper does not have public bus service. Nor does the town have a freeway "beltway."
The WVU PRT runs from Walnut & Chestnut Streets,
5 stops north to the WVU medical school.

Because of its unusual beginnings, West Virginia tends to defy description. A person could visit Morgantown with its science-oriented University, or the eastern Panhandle with its D.C. commuters, and say that it's a Northeastern State, like Pennsylvania or Maryland. A different person could visit Wheeling in the north, or Huntington in the southwest, with their hard-edged industry, and say that it's a Midwestern State, like Ohio. Yet another person could visit Charleston, Princeton or Bluefield in the southern part, and see how rural it is, and say that it's a Southeastern State, like Virginia or Kentucky. And they'd all come close to being right, but none would quite get there.

Notable WVU graduates include: 

* Entertainment: Actors Don Knotts, Paul Dooley, Chris Sarandon, Conchata Ferrell and Taylor Kinney; and country singer Kathy Mattea.

* Journalism: Frank Kearns and Michael Tomasky.

* Politics, representing West Virginia unless otherwise stated: Governors William E. Glasscock, Ephraim Morgan, Howard M. Gore (no relation to the Tennessee Gores), William G. Conley, Matthew Neely, William C. Marland, Cecil Underwood, William Wallace Barron, Arch Moore and Joe Manchin, and Joseph M. Devine of North Dakota; and Senators Manchin and Harley Kilgore.

Underwood was elected Governor in 1956, but the State Constitution then prohibited a Governor from serving consecutive terms. He was elected again in 1996, and could run again in 2000, but lost. He entered the office for the 1st time at age 34, and left it for the last time at age 78, making him, still, both the youngest and the oldest Governor in State history. Eat your heart out, Jerry Brown of California.

Going In. The official address of WVU's stadium is 900 Willowdale Road, about a mile and a half north of downtown. If you drive in, parking is a whopping $40.

It opened in 1980, on the site of the former Morgantown Country Club, as Mountaineer Field, the same name as their previous stadium. In 2004, Milan Puskar, a son of Serbian immigrants who set up pharmaceutical company Mylan Inc. in Morgantown, made a $20 million donation to WVU -- even though he was a graduate of Youngstown State University in nearby Youngstown, Ohio -- and, while the name of the playing surface was kept, the complex was renamed Mountaineer Field at Milan Puskar Stadium.
Originally seating 50,000 people, it was expanded to 57,500 in 1985, and to 63,500 in 1986. Puskar's gift allowed it to reopen with wider seats in 2004, dropping capacity to 60,000. The field has always been artificial, and runs northwest-to-southeast.

It also hosts high school football, including the State's high school football finals and, formerly, the rivalry game between Morgantown's 2 public high schools, Morgantown and University. In 1998, the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Atlanta Falcons played a game there.
Food. The University website isn't clear on this. They say there's concession stands on the east stand, behind Sections 105, 202, 204, 208 and 210; on the west stand, behind 125, 128, 213, 215, 219 and 221; at the south end, at 97 and 131; and at the north end, on the east side of the concourse. But that's it.

Team History Displays. West Virginia won the Southern Conference Championship in 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1958, 1964, 1965 and 1967. Then they made the mistake of becoming an independent meaning they were unable to win a title despite going 10-1 in 1969, 9-3 in 1975, or 9-3 3 straight years from 1981 to 1983.

In 1988, head coach Don Nehlen got them an undefeated regular season, but, of course, there was no Big East Conference for football yet. He did, however, get them a Number 2 ranking, and a Fiesta Bowl matchup with Number 1 Notre Dame, for the National Championship, but the Mountaineers lost, 34-21.

West Virginia soon joined the Big East, and won Conference Championships in 1993, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2007, 2010 and 2011. So that's 8 in the Southern Conference, and 7 in the Big East, for a total of 15 league titles. With the breakup of the Big East, instead of joining fellow Big Easters Pitt, Virginia Tech, Syracuse, Boston College and Miami in the ACC, they went west, to the Big 12, which makes even less geographic sense than the Big East's Rutgers and the ACC's Maryland joining the Big 10.

West Virginia has been awarded the Lambert Trophy as "the best college football team in the East" in 1988, 1993, 2007 and 2011. Their move to the Big 12 has not changed their eligibility for it.

Incredibly, they went to only 1 bowl game prior to 1982, and a total 8 through the 2004 season, and lost them all. But they've won their last 4: The 2005 Sugar Bowl, the 2006 Gator Bowl, the 2007 Fiesta Bowl, and the 2011 Orange Bowl -- the last 2 a 48-28 pounding of then-Number 3 Oklahoma and a 70-33 smacking of Number 14 Clemson.

The Mountaineers have retired 3 numbers. Number 21, Ira Rodgers, was a back in the 1910s, and had 2 tenures as head coach, 1925-30 and 1943-45. He was also head baseball coach from 1921 to 1946. The great 1950s linebacker Sam Huff doesn't have his Number 70 retired by the Giants, but he does have his Number 75 retired by the Mountaineers. And Bruce Bosley, a 4-time Pro Bowl guard with the San Francisco 49ers, was a 1950s teammate of Huff, and his Number 77 has been retired.

There are 13 Mountaineers in the College Football Hall of Fame. They include Rodgers, Huff and Bosley. Also included as West Virginia players are Joe Stydahaar, a 1930s tackle who went on to star for the 1940s Chicago Bears dynasty and coach the Los Angeles Rams to the 1951 NFL Championship; Darryl Talley, an early 1980s linebacker who played on the Buffalo Bills' 4 straight AFC Championship teams; and Major Harris, quarterback of the 1988 team, who never reached the NFL but did play in Canada.

Stydahar and Huff are also in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Huff, along with basketball star Jerry West, remains the most famous athlete in WVU history.
Sam Huff, with a replica of his era's Mountaineer helmet
and a current jersey with his number

Nehlen is also in the Hall. Also elected, and having played or coached at WVU, but elected on the basis of what they did elsewhere, are Michigan coach Fielding Yost, Minnesota coach Clarence "Doc" Spears, Philadelphia Eagles coach Earle "Greasy" Neale," Syracuse coach Ben Schwartzalder, Florida State coach Bobby Bowden, and Frank Cignetti, who coached the Mountaineers from 1976 to 1979, between Bowden and Nehlen, and who won Division II titles with Indiana University of Pennsylvania.
There is no notation for any of these honors viewable from the stands. But Willowdale Road, the street the stadium is on, is also named Don Nehlen Drive. The street to the south of the stadium is Ira Errett Rodgers Drive.

It's also worth noting that Nehlen's son-in-law is Jeff Hostetler, who was one of his quarterbacks, and who stepped in for the injured Phil Simms to win the NFC Championship Game and Super Bowl XXV with the Giants in 1991.

West Virginia's greatest rivalry is not with the other Football Bowl Subdivision (FBS, formerly Division I-A) school in the State, Marshall University, 209 miles to the southwest in Huntington. They met 4 times from 1911 to 1923, then not again until 1997, when Marshall became a big-time program, and then annually from 2006 to 2012, and not since. The Mountaineers have won all 12 "Friends of Coal Bowl" games against the Thundering Herd, the last by a score of 69-34. Ouch.

It's with the University of Pittsburgh, 77 miles up Interstate 77 North. "The Backyard Brawl" is mean. How mean is it? In 1994, the public-address announcer at Pitt Stadium announced, "There is no smoking allowed inside Pitt Stadium, and that includes corncob pipes!" He later announced, "There is a tractor in the parking lot with its lights on, West Virginia license plate EIEIO!"

(As if great swaths of Pennsylvania aren't rural as hell, hence the term "Pennsyltucky." The 2016 election was the 1st one since 1988 that they managed to outvote Philadelphia and Pittsburgh to swing the State to the Republican nominee, because of his appeals to "coal country" -- which also worked in West Virginia, but they were already Republican because of "God, guns and gays.")

West Virginia and Pitt first played each other in 1895, and up until 1952, Pitt led the series 34-9-1. Then came head coach Art "Pappy" Lewis, and he turned things around in the rivalry. But since 1962, the Mountaineers have a 26-22-2 edge over the Panthers, including a 9-2-1 run from 1988 to 1999. The breakup of the Big East means that they haven't met since 2011, and Pitt leads 61-40-3. They are scheduled to meet again starting in 2022.

West Virginia has a minor rivalry with neighboring Maryland, 205 miles to the southeast, leading 28-22-2, but because of conference realignments, they haven't met since 2015. The rivalry with fellow rural school Virginia Tech, 254 miles to the south, should have been a natural, but conference realignments messed that up. At the start of this season, they met for the 1st time since 2005, and Tech won, but West Virginia leads 28-23-1.

They also had a rivalry with Penn State, 181 miles to the northeast, but the Nittany Lions had an overwhelming edge, 48-9-2, including winning every game from 1959 to 1983. The last meeting was in 1992, and they are set to meet again in 2023.

Stuff. There's no big team store at Mountaineer Field. Your best bet is the Mountainlair, at 1550 University Avenue, at the downtown part of the campus in Morgantown. The Mountaineer statue stands in front of it. There's also Mountaineer World, at 166 Barnett Run Road in Bridgeport, 33 miles down I-79 South.
The Mountaineer statue, in front of the Mountainlair

John Antonik wrote Saturday Snapshots: West Virginia University Football in 2015, but that's more of a coffee table book than a good look at the history of the program. He also explored the Pitt rivalry in his 2012 book The Backyard Brawl. There's a few season-in-review videos available about the team.

During the Game. Don't make hillbilly jokes. Don't make "gun nut" jokes. Avoid that, and you should be fine as far as your safety is concerned.

When the team takes the field, they run to the east end, and each player rubs a 350-pound chunk of coal donated by Alpha Natural Resources. This has been done since 2011, as a tribute to the 29 victims of the Upper Big Branch Mine disaster, which occurred in Montcoal, West Virginia on April 5, 2010, the worst mining disaster in America since 1970. (The CEO of the mining company served a year in prison for his willful negligence. You may not know about this, since the coal industry has a public-relations arm that's very good at telling you about their achievements while covering up their crimes.)
To the tune of "Fight Mountaineers," the Pride of West Virginia Marching Band forms the team's "Flying WV" logo, then forms the State outline to the tune of "Hail, West Virginia." They also play "Take Me Home, Country Roads."

When the stadium opened on September 6, 1980 -- also Don Nehlen's 1st game as head coach, a 41-27 win over the University of Cincinnati -- John Denver was on hand to sing it himself, just as he had sung "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" on top of the Baltimore Orioles' dugout during the previous year's World Series, starting one of the odder traditions in sports. (Much of Maryland is rural, but Baltimore is a big, tough city.)

The east stand will shout, "Let's go!" followed by the west stand shouting, "Mountaineers!" A new Mountaineer mascot is chosen every year (since 1937), with a new version of the buckskin costume and coonskin cap tailored to fit him. He fires (blanks) from his musket every time the team scores. If he does not already have a beard, he grows one in time for the new season. (There have been 2 female exceptions: Natalie Tennant in 1990 and Rebecca Durst in 2009.) Ironically, the Mountaineer statue in front of the Mountainlair doesn't have a beard.
Troy Clemons, the 2014 Mountaineer.
I chose his photo solely because his
showed up the most on Google Images.

One home game a year is designated a "True Blue" game, where fans are asked to wear blue. One is designated a "Gold Rush" game, where fans are asked to wear gold -- or "yellow," if you're not a Mountaineer fan. And one is designated a "Stripe the Stadium" game, where the proper color T-shirt is left at each seat for the fans to wear.
"Stripe the Stadium." See that little sliver of orange
in the far corner, amongst the blue & gold?
That's about 2,000 Syracuse fans.

If the Mountaineers win, they will go over to the student section, known as the Mountaineer Maniacs, and lead them in one more chorus of "Take Me Home, Country Roads," a tradition since 1972, the year after the song came out.

After the Game. Mountaineer fans are not known for excessive celebrations, or for taking defeats out on opposing fans. You (and, if you drove in, your car) will be safe.

Far likelier to be a problem is where to go after the game. Mountaineer Field is nearly surrounded by campus buildings, not by places to get a postgame meal. The Varsity Club is at 910 Willowdale Road, across from the stadium to the east. Other than that, you'll probably have to go back downtown.

Or you could go to Chestnut Ridge Road, about a mile north of the stadium, around the medical school and hospital complex. There's a number of places there, including a Dunkin Donuts, a Sheetz (a convenience store chain native to the Ohio Valley), and, at 735 Chestnut Ridge Road, Kegler's, a bar that shows European soccer matches.  

Sidelights. Like Syracuse, but unlike Rutgers, West Virginia replaced an old stadium with a new one when they had both the chance and the motive, in the late 1970s. The original Mountaineer Field, known as the Jewel of the Mountains, opened in 1924, at the downtown campus.
It seated 38,000, and fit the University's needs until TV revenue became a factor in the 1970s. It even hosted a preseason exhibition game in 1968, in the years of the AFL-NFL merger process, between the NFL's Pittsburgh Steelers and the AFL's Cincinnati Bengals, representing the 2 pro football teams closest to West Virginia.

Due to its cramped location, it could not be expanded, and so a bigger stadium was needed. Its last game was the 1979 Backyard Brawl, a loss to Pitt. It was demolished in 1987, and the Life Sciences Building opened on the site. A monument to the old stadium was erected in 2005. 51 Campus Drive, at University Avenue.

The Mountaineers play basketball at the WVU Coliseum, a.k.a. the West Virginia Coliseum, built in 1970 and seating 14,000. 3450 Monongahela Blvd., along with the rest of the WVU athletic complex, about 2 miles west of the stadium and 2 miles northwest of downtown.
Since moving in, the Mountaineers have won the Atlantic-10 Conference in the regular season in 1977, 1982, 1985 and 1989; the Atlantic-10 Tournament in 1983 and 1984; and the Big East Tournament and an NCAA Final Four berth in 2010.
From 1928 to 1970, they played basketball at the 6,000-seat West Virginia Fieldhouse, now named Stansbury Hall. This was where the Mountaineers won 11 regular-season Conference Championships: In 1935, 1952, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1959, 1961, 1962, 1963 and 1967. They also won 10 Conference Tournments: In 1955, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1959, 1960, 1962, 1963, 1965 and 1967. And, led by Jerry West, they reached the NCAA Final in 1959, losing to the University of California. So that's 15 regular-season Conference Championships, 13 Conference Tournaments, and 2 trips to the Final Four.
Built in 1928, the University has announced that it will demolish it, and replace it with a new building for the College of Buisness and Economics. History out, money in. 100 Beechurst Avenue, downtown.

Morgantown is 75 miles south of Pittsburgh, 216 miles west of Baltimore, 204 miles northwest of Washington, 202 miles southeast of Cleveland, 204 miles east of Columbus, and 308 miles east of Cincinnati. The closest MLB, NFL and NHL teams are in Pittsburgh, the closest NBA team is the Cleveland Cavaliers, and among MLS teams, the Columbus Crew are slightly closer than D.C. United.

The easternmost tip of the Panhandle tilts toward the Washington teams: The Nationals, the Redskins, the Wizards and the Capitals. Most of West Virginia is aligned toward Pittsburgh: Even the parts closer to Cincinnati and Columbus seem to favor MLB's Pirates over the Reds, the NFL's Steelers over the Bengals, and the NHL's Penguins over the Blue Jackets, even as they say they hate the Pitt Panthers and the Penn State Nittany Lions. But since there's no NBA team in Pittsburgh, Columbus or Cincinnati, and LeBron James is back in Cleveland, the Cavaliers are their favorite hoops team.

Marshall University is the other big-time college football program in the State, 206 miles to the southwest, in Huntington, across the Ohio River from Proctorville, Ohio, and not far from easternmost Kentucky.

The Marshall Thundering Herd are, sadly, best known for the November 14, 1970 plane crash that killed 75 passengers, including 37 of their players. In 2006, the crash, its aftermath, and the rebuilding of the Marshall program were depicted in both the documentary Ashes to Glory and the feature film We Are Marshall.

From 1927 to 1990, including the crash and its aftermath, they played at the 18,000-seat Fairfield Stadium, now occupied by a park at 14th Street and Huntington Avenue. Since 1991, they have played at James F. Edwards Field at Joan C. Edwards Stadium, which seats 38,227. The couple have donated heavily to the school. 2001 3rd Avenue. Memorials to the crash victims stand there, at the student union, and at Spring Hill Cemetery.
West Virginia is home to 4 minor-league baseball teams. The closest to Morgantown is the West Virginia Black Bears, who play in the short-season Class A New York-Penn League, at Monongalia County Ballpark, at 2040 Gyorko Drive, 5 miles across the Monongahela River in Granville. It opened in 2015, seats 2,500, and is home to both the Black Bears, who won the Pennant in their 1st season there, and the WVU baseball team.
"Mon County Ballpark"

The highest-ranking team in the State is the West Virginia Power, of the Class A South Atlantic League (SAL or "Sally League"). They play at the 4,500-seat Appalachian Power Park, a.k.a. "Rowdy Alley," at 601 Morris Street in the State capital of Charleston, 158 miles southwest of Morgantown and 50 miles east of Huntington. (UPDATE: As of the 2021 season, the ballpark is home to the Charleston Dirty Birds of the Atlantic League, not to be confused with the South Atlantic League.)
Appalachian Power Park opened in 2005, replacing the 4,474-seat Watt Powell Park, which had opened in 1948. It was demolished in 2005, and the Charleston Area Medical Center, across the street, built its cancer clinic on the site. 3415 MacCorkle Avenue SE.
Charleston has won the following Pennants: The 1914 Charleston Senators in the Class D Ohio State League, the 1932 Senators in the Class C Middle Atlantic League, the 1963 Charleston Indians of the Class A (now AA) Eastern League, the 1977 Charleston Charlies of the Class AAA International League, and the 1990 Charleston Alley Cats of the SAL. That's 5 Pennants. The Alley Cats have not won a Pennant since they changed their name to the West Virginia Power.

Bowen Field at Peters Park was built in 1939, and rebuilt after a 1975 fire. It has been home to a much more successful team than Charleston's. Pennants have been won there, all in the Appalachian League (once Class D, now a "Rookie League") by the Bluefield Blue-Grays in the Class D Appalachian League in 1949, 1950 and 1954; the Bluefield Dodgers in 1957; and the Bluefield Orioles, a.k.a. the Baby Birds or the Baby O's, in 1962, 1963, 1967, 1970, 1971, 1982, 1992, 1996, 1997 and 2001.

Bowen Field is now home to the Bluefield Blue Jays, who won their Division this year. Oddly, while the team represents the city of Bluefield, West Virginia, and the city owns the stadium, it's actually just over the State Line, in Bluefield, Virginia, at 3000 College Drive. 108 miles southeast of Charleston, and 222 miles southwest of Morgantown.

The 1,700-seat H.P. Hunnicutt Field in Princeton has hosted minor-league baseball since 1988. The Princeton Reds won the 1994 Appalachian League Pennant there. The current team is known as the Princeton Rays. 205 Old Bluefield Road, only 13 miles from the Bluefield ballpark.

West Virginia has a minor-league hockey team, the Wheeling Nailers of the ECHL. They play at the 5,400-seat WesBanco Arena, built in 1977 as the Wheeling Civic Center, and have won regular-season league titles in 1993 and 1995, although never a Playoff title.
2 14th Street, in Wheeling, across the Ohio River from Martin's Ferry, Ohio, an area that is home to Bill Mazeroski, John Havlicek, the brothers Phil and Joe Niekro, and the brothers Lou and Alex Groza -- all but Joe Hall-of-Famers in their respective sports. That's 78 miles northwest of Morgantown, 59 miles southwest of Pittsburgh, 167 miles southeast of Cleveland, and 127 miles east of Columbus.

The State's highest-ranking soccer team is the West Virginia Chaos, who play in the Premier Development League, the 4th level of American soccer. They play at the 6,000-seat Schoenbaum Stadium. 2000 Coonskin Drive, 5 miles northeast of downtown Charleston.

There are 2 historically black colleges and universities (HBCUs) in the State to have won black college National Championships. Bluefield State College won it in 1927 and 1928. The school has completed changed since integration, with a student body that is now 80 percent white and only 13 percent black. The Big Blues now compete in NCAA Division II. 900 Pulaski Street in Bluefield, just a mile east of the Virginia-West Virginia State Line.

The other is West Virginia State University, which won the title in 1936. The Yellow Jackets maintain a mostly-black student body, and they also compete in Division II. Curtis Square in Dunbar, 10 miles up the Kanawha River, northwest of Charleston, and 164 miles southwest of Morgantown.

West Virginia has never produced a President. The closest they came was when John D. Rockefeller IV, a.k.a. Jay Rockefeller, Governor from 1977 to 1985 and U.S. Senator from then until 2015, briefly ran for President in the 2008 campaign, but won no Delegates.

Which is not to say that West Virginia doesn't have its heroes. In addition to the aforementioned Sam Huff and Jerry West, sports heroes from West Virginia include Baseball Hall-of-Famer Jesse Burkett, baseball players Steve Swisher and his son Nick Swisher, Pro Football Hall-of-Famers Gino Marchetti and Frank Gatski, possible future Hall-of-Famer Randy Moss, Washington Redskins founder (but notorious racist) George Preston Marshall, Basketball Hall-of-Famer Hal Greer, former Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni, gymnast Mary Lou Retton, and famous coaches Fielding Yost, Clair Bee, Ben Schwartzwalder, John McKay, Lou Holtz and Nick Saban.

(Nick grew up in West Virginia when his father Lou, from Illinois, was coaching in Pittsburgh. Bill Mazeroski was born there, but grew up across the river in Ohio. George Brett was born there, but grew up in Southern California.)

(UPDATE: Three months later, Randy Moss was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.)

Also writers Pearl S. Buck and Henry Louis Gates Jr., labor leaders Mary Harris "Mother" Jones and Walter Reuther, scientists Homer Hickham and John Forbes Nash Jr., sound-barrier breaker Chuck Yeager, last surviving U.S. veteran of World War I Frank Buckles, and Iraq War hero Jessica Lynch.

Also singers Red Sovine, Little Jimmy Dickens, Frankie Yankovic, Garnet Mimms, Bill Withers, Johnny Paycheck, Michael W. Smith, Kathy Mattea, Brad Paisley; comedians Soupy Sales and Steve Harvey; game-show host Peter Marshall; directors Lawrence Kasdan and Morgan Spurlock; and actors Joanne Dru, Don Knotts, Paul Dooley, Ted Cassidy, Bernie Casey, Conchata Ferrell, Chris Sarandon, Joyce DeWitt, Brad Dourif, John Corbett and Jennifer Garner. In Morgantown, outh of Deckers Creek, University Avenue is named for the city's favorite son, Don Knotts Boulevard.

The Beatles never played in West Virginia. Elvis Presley did, at the 11,000-seat Charleston Civic Center, which opened in 1959: On July 11 and 12, 1975, and on July 24, 1976. 200 Civic Center Drive, downtown, across from the Charleston Town Center Mall, where the Elk River flows into the Kanawha River.

West Virginia is not big on museums. There's a State Museum next-door to the State Capitol, at 1900 Kanawha Blvd. East. Back in the seat of WVU, there's the Morgantown History Museum, at 175 Kirk Street, downtown. Just to the east of the Coliseum and the rest of the athletic complex, the Art Museum of West Virginia University, at 2 Fine Arts Drive; and the mineral-themed Royce J. and Caroline B. Watts Museum, at 401 Evansdale Drive.

Not having a President, or a major Revolutionary, Civil or Indian War battle within its borders, the most historic site in West Virginia is Harpers Ferry National Historical Park -- and it wasn't even in West Virginia at the time, since the separate State did not yet exist. 

It is the site of John Brown's raid of October 16-18, 1859, a raid on a federal arsenal intended to aid a slave rebellion. It failed because Brown didn't have enough manpower, firepower (hence, the raid), or brainpower: He wasn't stupid, but he was nuts, believing himself to be the instrument of God, and thus immune to failure.

He was captured by a force commanded by U.S. Army Colonel Robert E. Lee. He was tried, convicted and executed at nearby Charles Town, West Virginia, his hanging occurring on December 2, 1859, attended by a volunteer militia called the Richmond Grays, one of them being 21-year-old actor John Wilkes Booth. If the American Civil War was still a question of "If" before the raid, afterward, it was only a question of "When."

Amtrak goes to Harpers Ferry. (So does MARC, MAryland Rail Commuter, but only on weekday rush hours.) It's where the Shenandoah River splits off from the Potomac River, with 3 States coming together: Maryland, Virginia and West Virginia. 767 Shenandoah Street. 60 miles northwest of Washington, and 163 miles southeast of Morgantown.

There haven't been many TV shows set in West Virginia. The most notable may be The Americans -- not the current Cold War spy thriller of that title, but a 1961 NBC Civil War drama set in Harpers Ferry.

Movies? As I said, Deliverance was filmed and set not in West Virginia, but in Georgia. But Night of the Hunter, Matewan, Big Business, Patch Adams, The Mothman Prophecies, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!, Super 8, and the Wrong Turn series are set there. So was the aforementioned We Are Marshall, and part of the film about John Forbes Nash Jr., A Beautiful Mind. Probably the most famous West Virginia native in fiction is FBI Special Agent Clarice Starling of the Hannibal Lecter films.

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Sunday, September 3, 2017

How to Go to a Football Game In Iowa

The State House in Des Moines

37 States down, 13 to go. This coming Saturday, the football teams of the University of Iowa and Iowa State University play each other, at Iowa State in Ames.

Iowa opened its season yesterday by beating Wyoming 24-3, while Iowa State opened with a 42-24 win over Northern Iowa.

There is, of course, the chance that Rutgers and Iowa will face each other in the Big Ten Conference Championship Game. But who's kidding who? Rutgers will be lucky to win a single Conference game. That's why I'm doing the Iowa post now, as the 2 biggest sports teams in the State play each other this weekend.

Before You Go. Iowa weather is typical of the Midwest: Extremes of heat in the Summer, and of cold in the Winter. Being on the prairie, wind could be a problem, especially in cold weather.

If you're interested in going to this weekend's game, in Ames, the weather for the entire weekend is expected to be in the mid-70s in daylight, and the high 50s at night.

Iowa is in the Central Time Zone, 1 hour behind New York. Adjust your timepieces accordingly.

Tickets. For this game, you're probably out of luck, unless you can get something on a resale site. As for other games: Kinnick Stadium seats 70,585, and the Hawkeyes usually fill it or come close to it; while Trice Stadium seats 61,500, but usually tops out at around 50,000 for games other than UI-ISU.

At Iowa, throughout the stadium, both sidelines and ends, tickets are $45 close to the field, $25 further from it. At Iowa State, all tickets are $30.

Getting There. It's an even 1,000 miles from Times Square in Midtown Manhattan to Iowa City, and, for future reference for Rutgers games, 998 miles from High Point Solutions Stadium in Piscataway, New Jersey to Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City. From Times Sqaure to Jack Trice Stadium in Ames, it's 1,125 miles.

Driving from New York (or New Jersey) to Iowa City is fairly simple: Just take Interstate 80 West, crossing New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois. I-80 bypasses Chicago, although the temptation to make a rest stop there would be understandable.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and a half in New Jersey, 5 hours and 15 minutes in Pennsylvania, 4 hours in Ohio, 2 hours and 30 minutes in Indiana, 2 hours and 45 minutes in Illinois, and 45 minutes in Iowa. That's 17 hours, and, with rest stops, probably around 24 hours.

To Ames, take Interstate 380 North when you get to Iowa City, then at Cedar Rapids, head West on U.S. Route 30. That's another 2 hours and 30 minutes, which means probably another rest stop, so we're talking about 27 hours total.

Amtrak does not go to Iowa City. Nor does it go to Ames. And unless you can get one of those El Cheapo Airlines commuter services, you're better off flying into Chicago (or maybe Des Moines) and renting a car than flying into Iowa City Municipal Airport or Ames Municipal Airport.

Incredibly, Greyhound (at the least, Greyhound after flying into Chicago) may be your best bet. New York to Iowa City, round-trip, is $424, but it can drop to $324 with advanced purchase.

Once In the City. The State of Iowa, admitted to the Union as the 29th State on December 28, 1846, was named for the Ioway tribe of Native Americans, and is home to 3.1 million people. Iowa City was founded in 1839, to move the State Capitol out of Burlington, on the Mississippi River, and closer to the center of the State. But in 1857, the Capitol was moved to Des Moines. The University, founded in 1847, a year after Statehood, remains. In addition to this main campus, the University maintains The Oakdale Campus, in nearby Coralville.

The State sales tax is 6 percent. Leading newspapers include the Des Moines Register, The Gazette of Cedar Rapids, the Quad-City Times of Davenport, the Sioux City Journal, the Iowa City Press-Citizen, and the Ames Tribune. ZIP Codes in Iowa start with the digits 50, 51 and 52; for Iowa City, 52240; and for Ames, 50011. The Area Codes are 319 for Iowa City, and 515 for Ames.

Iowa City is centered on the Old Capitol Museum, with Iowa Avenue dividing streets into North and South, and Capitol Street dividing them into East and West. In Ames, Duff Avenue divides into East and West, and Lincoln Way into North and South. Neither Iowa City nor Ames has a freeway "beltway."
Iowa City is home to 75,000 permanent residents, not counting university students. Notable Hawkeye athletes in sports other than football include:

* Baseball: Al Reinhart, Wes Obermueller, Jim Sundberg and Cal Eldred. Also, broadcaster Milo Hamilton.

* Baskeball: Chuck Darling (1956 Olympic Gold Medalist), Don Nelson (also a legendary coach), "Downtown" Freddie Brown, his 1979 NBA Champion Seattle SuperSonics teammate John Johnson, Brad Lohaus, B.J. Armstrong, Acie Earl.

* Olympic Gold Medalists: George Saling, hurdling, 1932; Wally Ris, swimming, 1948; twin brothers Ed and Lou Banach, Randall Lewis, wrestling, 1984; Tom Brands, wrestling, 1996; Anthuan Maybank, sprinting, 1996.

Iowa graduates in other fields include:

* Business: Paul P. Harris, founder of the Rotary Club International.

* Politics, representing Iowa unless otherwise stated: Governors Leo Hoegh, John Burke (North Dakota), Kay Orr (Nebraska), Terry Branstad; Senator Norm Coleman of Minnesota; and House Majority Whip David Bonior of Michigan. Also, pollster George Gallup.

* Literature: Mildred Benson, a.k.a. Nancy Drew creator Carolyn Keene; Wallace Stegner, Josephine Johnson, Flannery O'Connor, Tennessee Williams, John Irving, James Alan McPherson, W.P. Kinsella, Michael Cunningham, Joe Haldeman, T. Coraghessan Boyle, Rita Dove, Jane Smiley, Tracy Kidder, David Drake, Marilynne Robinson, Andre Dubus, Robert Hass, and Charles Gaines, who not only wrote Pumping Iron, but invented paintball.

* Journalism: Marquis Childs, Paul Conrad, Tom Brokaw.

* Entertainment: Actors Macdonald Carey, Jean Seberg, Greg Morris, Lara Parker, Gene Wilder, Tom Arnold, Terry O'Quinn, Ashton Kutcher and Brandon Routh; TV producer Barry Kemp; director Nicholas Meyer; screenwriter Diablo Cody; singer Al Jarreau; and saxophonist David Sanborn.

* Science: James Van Allen.
Ames was founded in 1864, as a station stop on the Cedar Rapids and Missouri Railroad, and was named for Congressman Oakes Ames of Massachusetts, who was instrumental in the building of the transcontinental railroad. The city is home to 59,000 people.

Iowa Agricultural College and Model Farm was founded in 1858, and became Iowa State College of Agriculture and Mechanic Arts in 1898, and Iowa State University in 1959. Oddly, unlike a lot of "Agricultural and Mechanical" schools, including those that became "(State Name) State University," they were never known as "A&M," nor their teams as "the Aggies."

Notable Iowa State athletes, outside of football, include:

* Baseball: Jim Walewander and Mike Myers.

* Basketball: Jeff Hornaceck, Kelvin Cato, Jamaal Tinsley.

* Olympic Gold Medalists, all in wrestling: Glen Brand, 1948; Dan Gable and Ben Peterson, 1972; Kevin Jackson, 1992; Cael Sanderson, 2004; and Jake Varner, 2012.

In other fields:

* Politics: Henry C. Wallace, Secretary of Agriculture under Warren Harding and Calvin Coolidge; his son, Henry A. Wallace, Secretary of Agriculture and then Vice President under Franklin Roosevelt; Ezra Taft Benson, Mormon leader and Secretary of Agriculture under Dwight D. Eisenhower; Lauro Cavazos, Secretary of Education under Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush; Governors John Edward Jones (Nevada), Bourke Hickelooper, Garry Carruthers (New Mexico) and Kim Reynolds; Senators Tom Harkin and Joni Ernst; and Lee Teng-hui, former President of Taiwan. Also, League of Women Voters founder Carrie Chapman Catt.

* Journalism: Hugh Sidey, Robert Bartley, Terry Anderson, Sally Jacobsen.

* Science: George Washington Carver, homogenized milk developer G. Malcolm Trout; computer pioneers John Atanasoff, Clifford Berry, Bob O. Evans and John Gustafson.

Going In. Iowa Stadium opened in 1929, and was renamed Kinnick Stadium for the school's greatest football legend in 1972. This makes it the only college football stadium named for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Typical of the Big Ten stadiums that went up in the 1910s and 1920s -- Ohio Stadium, Michigan Stadium, Ross-Ade Stadium at Purdue, Camp Randall Stadium at Wisconsin, Ryan Field at Northwestern, and the Memorial Stadiums of Illinois, Minnesota (now demolished), Indiana (now demolished) and Nebraska (not in the Big Ten until recently), is has a dark brick exterior with arches and columns.

It is at Melrose Avenue and Hawkins Drive. The official address is 825 Stadium Drive, about a mile across the Iowa River from downtown Iowa City. Campus bus service is provided from downtown.
The field runs north-to-south, and was switched to AstroTurf in 1972, back to real grass in 1989, and to FieldTurf in 2009. And watch your step on the sideline stands: They're pretty steep.
Kinnick Stadium is known for its visitors' locker room. Believing that the color pink would put opponents in a "passive mood," coach Hayden Fry had it painted that color in the 1980s.

TV producer Barry Kemp is a University of Iowa graduate, and so he did some filming at the school to establish location shots for the fictional Minnesota State University for his TV show Coach. This included the Iowa Memorial Union (the student union and a hotel, at 125 N. Madison Street, which stood in as the building housing the coaches' offices and locker rooms) and Kinnick Stadium.

He also named the main character, played by Craig T. Nelson, "Hayden Fox," after then-Iowa coach Hayden Fry. He also made Iowa's main rival, the University of Minnesota, Minnesota State's arch-rival, especially after UM wouldn't let ABC film on campus.

(Kemp also wrote the episode of Newhart that introduced this line, and the characters thereof: "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darrell, and this is my other brother Darrell.")

Iowa State opened Cyclone Stadium in 1975, renaming it Jack Trice Stadium in 1997. This makes it the only college football stadium, other than those at "historically black" schools, named for an African-American. "The Jack" is at 1798 S. 4th Street, about a mile southwest of downtown Ames. Bus 3.
The field runs north-to-south, and, unlike most stadiums built prior to 1970, it started out with artificial turf and switched to real grass, in 1996. (UPDATE: It has been renamed Duke Slater Field, for Frederick Wayman Slater, a two-way tackle who was an All-American at Iowa in 1921, and then became one of the earliest black players in the NFL, before the color line was drawn in the early 1930s, playing for the Milwaukee Badgers, the Rock Island Independents and the Chicago Cardinals. He was a charter inductee into the College Football Hall of Fame in 1951, and in 2020, he was finally elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.)
Hilton Coliseum, their arena, is directly north of the stadium, across a parking lot. Elvis Presley sang there on May 28, 1976.
Food. If you're going to a college football game in Iowa, the main reason to drive is to tailgate. This is, after all, Big Ten Country -- even if the Cyclones are in the Big XII. But if you're looking for inside the stadium, the Hawkeyes provide a decent selection, serving footlong hot dogs ($5.50, $7.50 if you add chili and cheese), and a pork tenderloin sandwich ($6.50). A souvenir-size popcorn costs $12, but you get a free refill.

The Cyclones may have better options. If you come no later than 30 minutes before kickoff, you can go to the Victory Bell concessions stands, behind Section A at the northwest corner and Section R at the northeast corner, you can get the Early Bird Bucket: 2 hot dogs, roasted peanuts, and a regular size soft drink, for $12.

They have Pizza Hut stands behind Sections, A, F and Q; Panera Bread at A, D, G, J, K, N, P and R (including each corner); and Johnsonville sausage stands at J and K (the southwest and southeast corners).

Team History Displays. The Football Writers Association awarded the 1958 National Championship to Iowa, coached by Forest Evashevski (for whom the street around the stadium is named), and quarterbacked by Randy Duncan. The Associated Press (AP, sportswriters) and United Press International (UPI, coaches) both awarded their National Championships to Louisiana State, and ranked Iowa Number 2.

Iowa has won 13 Conference Championship: 1896, 1900, 1907, 1921, 1922, 1956, 1958, 1960, 1981, 1985, 1990, 2002 and 2004. They won the Big Ten Conference Western Division in 2015, but lost the Championship Game to Michigan State. Kinnick Stadium has a Championship Plaza displaying these titles.
They've appeared in 30 bowl games, going 14-15-1, but have lost their last 5, including last season's Outback Bowl. Their last bowl win was the 2010 Insight Bowl. They've won the Rose Bowl in 1957 and 1959, and lost it in 1982, 1986 and 1991. Their only other major bowl has been the 2003 Orange Bowl, which they lost.

They've retired 2 numbers, and neither of the players they've honored played a single down in the NFL. Nile Kinnick, Number 24, was a halfback, and the winner of the school's only Heisman Trophy, in 1939. (Randy Duncan finished 2nd to Pete Dawkins of Army in 1958, and Chuck Long did so to Bo Jackson of Auburn in 1985.)
Kinnick was no "dumb jock": He had a 3.4 grade-point average, was elected Student Body President and to Phi Beta Kappa, and his Heisman acceptance speech was hailed as a masterwork. Whitney Martin of AP said he was "typifying everything admirable in American youth."

Including turning down big money to stay in school: The NFL version of the Brooklyn Dodgers drafted him, and offered him $10,000 for the 1940 season (about $176,000 in today's money), he, like 1935 All-America center Gerald Ford of Michigan, turned the NFL down to go to law school. (Didn't stop their contemporary Byron "Whizzer" White from doing both.)

He left law school and enlisted in the U.S. Navy -- 3 days before the attack on Pearl Harbor. He trained as a pilot, and, on June 2, 1943, his plane developed an oil leak, leaving him unable to return to the deck of the aircraft carrier USS Lexington off the coast of Venezuela. He crashed into the Gulf of Paria, and his body was never found. He was not quite 25 years old, and there would not be another Heisman winner to die until Ernie Davis was felled by leukemia 20 years later.

They've also honored Number 62, guard Cal Jones, who in 1955 was named the 1st black player to win the Outland Trophy as "the nation's outstanding interior lineman." He was also the 1st black person featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated, in 1954.

Neither ever played in the NFL. Jones was drafted by the Detroit Lions, but went instead to the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League, which, unlike the NFL, paid black players the same as white ones. At the end of his 1st season, on December 9, 1956, having played in the CFL All-Star Game, he and 4 Saskatchewan Roughriders players were among those killed in a plane crash outside Vancouver. Iowa then dedicated their upcoming 1st Rose Bowl appearance to his memory, and they beat Oregon State.

His grandson, Edwin Harrison, played at the University of Colorado and for the CFL's Calgary Stampeders. He also played guard and wore Number 62.

Other Iowa football notables include 1920s tackle Duke Slater (one of the 1st major black football stars), 1940s safety Emlen Tunnell (a Hall-of-Famer for the Giants), 1950s defensive tackle Alex Karras (the future Lions star, sportscaster and actor joking, "I was only at Iowa for 2 terms: Truman's 2nd and Eisenhower's 1st), the aforementioned Heisman runners-up Duncan and Long, 1960s safety Paul Krause, 1960s running back Ed Podolak, 1980s defensive linemen Andre Tippett and Mark Bortz, 1980s running back Ronnie Harmon, 1980s linebacker Larry Station, and 2000s tight end Dallas Clark.

UPDATE: Not only has the field at Kinnick Stadium been named for Slater, but a sculpture replicating a famous photograph of him has been built into the outside wall.
Iowa State's football history is considerably less storied. They've won only 2 Conference Championships, in 1911 and 1912, in the Missouri Valley Intercollegiate Athletic Association, the league that would eventually become the Big Six, the Big Seven, the Big Eight, and the bulk of their current league, the Big Twelve. They shared the Big 12 North Division with Colorado in 2004, but because Colorado had a higher national ranking, they went to the Conference Championship Game (and lost to Oklahoma).

They have just 2 players in the College Football Hall of Fame: 1930s guard Ed Bock, who, like Kinnick, chose to not to play pro ball, and, in his case, it worked out, as he rose to become CEO of Monsanto; and running back Troy Davis, who in 1996 finished 2nd in the Heisman balloting to Danny Wuerffel of Florida, and played for the New Orleans Saints and, like Cal Jones, in the CFL.

They are 3-9 in bowl games, having not appeared in one until the 1971 Sun Bowl, and not winning one unil the 2000 Insight.com Bowl. They also won the 2004 Independence Bowl and the 2009 Insight Bowl. They came to New York for the 2011 Pinstripe Bowl, and lost to Rutgers. Their last bowl appearance was the 2012 Liberty Bowl, which they lost to Tulsa.

The stadium's namesake is Jack Trice, ISU's 1st black varsity athlete. On October 6, 1923, Iowa State played Minnesota in Minneapolis. Despite Minnesota having been a Union State in the Civil War (only 58 years earlier), and being about as Northern as you can get and still be in the U.S., he had to stay in a different hotel than his teammates.
Early in the game, he took a hit, and his chest hurt. He insisted he could continue, and was sent back in. Later, he made a tackle, and in the process was stepped on by 3 Minnesota players. He still claimed to be fine, but this time, he was sent to a hospital. The doctors diagnosed the initial injury as a broken collarbone, discharged him, and declared him fit to travel. They reached Ames the next day, but the day after, internal bleeding killed him. He was only 21.
Plaque at the stadium

There was speculation that the Minnesota players may have targeted him. Was it because he was black? Was it because he was already injured? Was it simply untrue? Whatever the truth was, Iowa State did not renew its contract to play Minnesota, and didn't play them again until 1989.

Despite having named their stadium after him, Iowa State has not retired his Number 37, nor that of any other player. Mackenro Alexander, a senior defensive back, wears 37 for them this season.

Statues of Kinnick and Trice stand outside their respective stadiums, each at the north end, showing him wearing street clothes and carrying textbooks, although Kinnick's has a football helmet at his feet. On the way into the stadium on gameday, the players will rub his helmet for good luck.
Kinnick and Trice in bronze

Iowa and Iowa State played each other nearly every season from 1894 to 1920, then again in 1933 and 1934, but then not again until 1977. That year, the Cy-Hawk Trophy was first presented. There have been 3 versions, and the current one features each school's bird mascot, Herky the Hawk and Cy the Cardinal. The Hawkeyes lead the rivalry, 42-22.
Ask longtime Iowa fans, and they'll say the Hawkeyes' real arch-rival isn't Iowa State, it's the University of Minnesota. The neighboring State's universities had been playing each other since 1891, and in 1934, things turned nasty over the rough treatment of yet another black player for one of the Iowa schools by Minnesota, Ozzie Simmons.

The rhetoric got really threatening for the 1935 game, and even the Governors got in on it, with Clyde Herring of Iowa saying the Iowa City crowd wouldn't stand for it. He got accused of inciting a riot by Minnesota's Attorney General, Harry Peterson. Peterson's boss, Governor Floyd Olson, decided to lighten the mood, with what is, as far as I can tell, the first friendly bet between politicians representing opposing teams, a Minnesota "prize hog" against one from Iowa. Herring took the bet.

There was no incident at the game, either on the field or in the stands. Simmons walked off the field, receiving handshakes rather than injuries from the Minnesota players. Minnesota won, 13-6, and won their 2nd straight National Championship.

Herring contacted Rosdale Farms outside Fort Dodge, Iowa, and sent the pig to Olson, naming it Floyd of Rosedale for Olson and the farm. Olson then commissioned a trophy to be given annually to the winner of the game, because a 98-pound trophy is easier to move than a several-hundred-pound pig.
Governor Clyde Herring of Iowa (left)
and Governor Floyd Olson of Minnesota,
with the original Floyd of Rosedale, 1935

Iowa has won the last 2 games, and 12 of the last 16, but still trails the overall rivalry, 62-46-2. Since the trophy (counting the original pig) was first awarded in 1934, Minnesota's lead is much slimmer, 42-38.
(Herring, a Democrat, was elected to the U.S. Senate in 1936, but lost in 1942, and died in 1945. Olson, a member of the Farmer-Labor Party, a kind of Socialist party that Hubert Humphrey later merged with the State Democratic Party, wasn't so lucky: He was already dying of cancer at the time of the bet, and passed away 9 months later.)

Iowa also plays Wisconsin for the Heartland Trophy, which is topped not by a bronze pig, but by a brass bull. The Hawkeyes trail this rivalry, 45-43-2.
And they play Nebraska for the Heroes Trophy, which, by comparison, is just an ordinary brass football on top of a base. The Hawkeyes trail, 29-15-3.
Since Iowa and Nebraska border each other, along the Missouri River, and have similar, rural-based, well-traveled, passionate fan bases, each in a State where there is no major league team and each is by far the State's most popular sports team, you would think this would be a big, long-standing rivalry, but because they were in different leagues until Nebraska joined the Big 10 in 2011, they only played each other 6 times between 1947 and 2010.

Aside from the Hawkeyes, Iowa State have a rivalry with one other school, Big 12 opponents Kansas State. They call it "Farmageddon," and they've met every season since 1917. The rivalry is close: ISU leads it 49-47-4. But it's getting closer: KSU has won it 9 straight times, and they'll host this year's game, too.

(UPDATE: Through the 2019 season, the Hawkeyes now lead the Cyclones 46-22, but trail Minnesota 62-50-2, trail Wisconsin 48-44-2, and trail Nebraska 29-19-3. The Cyclones lead Kansas State 51-49-4.)

Stuff. Neither Kinnick Stadium nor Trice Stadium has a big team store. If you want to get school memorabilia, your best bet is to go to each school's bookstore. The Iowa Hawk Shop is at the Iowa Memorial Union, at 125 N. Madison Street in Iowa City. The Iowa State University Book Store (they spell it as 2 words) is at 2229 Lincoln Way in Ames.

There is a definitive book about each school's program, although the Hawkeyes' version could use an update. In 2006, the Cedar Rapids Gazette published Greatest Moments in Iowa Hawkeyes Football History. Earlier this year, Ryan Sloth published Iowa State Cyclones Football A to Z.

There is a DVD produced in 2007 titled Legends of the Iowa Hawkeyes, but no similar video for Iowa State.

During the Game. If you act like a guest who respects your host's house, your safety will not be an issue in either Iowa City or Ames.

One thing I like about Iowa is that their uniforms resemble those of the Pittsburgh Steelers, and while the Steelers changed the font of their numbers in 1996, the Hawkeyes kept theirs, making them look more like the old Steel Curtain than the current Steeler squad does.

The Iowa players enter the field to "Back In Black" by AC/DC, and then the band will play "The Iowa Fight Song." Then they play a part of the recording of Nile Kinnick's Heisman Trophy acceptance speech, before moving on to the National Anthem and the Alma Mater:

I thank God that I was born to the gridirons of the Middle West, and not to the battlefields of Europe. I can speak confidently and positively that the football players of this country would rather fight for the Heisman Trophy than for the Croix de Guerre.

(Kinnick, of course, went on to enlist before Pearl Harbor anyway.)

The Hawkeye Marching Band is led by 2 prestigious positions: The Drum Major, and the Golden Girl, 1 of only 2 full-tuition scholarships in the country available to baton twirlers. The Golden Girl is so prestigious, 3 of them have gone on to be Miss Iowa, and 1 of them Miss Indiana, in the Miss America Pageant.
The Golden Girl is nearly always a blonde,
although the costume is sometimes more black than yellow.

Iowa is the Hawkeye State, a name attributed to the 1830s Sauk leader, Chief Black Hawk, whose name is also the origin of that of the Chicago hockey team. "Hawkeye" was also the nickname of Natty Bumppo, the hero of James Fenimore Cooper's Leatherstocking Tales. (Which also gave Benjamin Franklin Pierce of M*A*S*H his nickname.) An early Iowa newspaper called the local troops fighting in the Black Hawk War "Hawkeyes," and as with the attribution of "Blue Hens" to Delaware and "Tar Heels" to North Carolina during the American Revolution, the name stuck.

Thus, Iowa's mascot is Herky the Hawk, who has appeared in costumed form since 1948. When Hayden Fry arrived as head coach in 1979, he began using the "Tigerhawk" logo for Iowa's helmet design, and Herky was thus redesigned.
It was in 1985, following the Farm Aid concert, that Iowa began sticking a circle above the Tigerhawk's crest, yellow with black letters, ANF, meaning America Needs Farmers. That year, with Chuck Long quarterbacking, Iowa was ranked Number 1 and beat Number 2 Michigan at Kinnick Stadium, on the way to winning the Big 10, but lost the Rose Bowl to UCLA, blowing the National Championship.
Between the 3rd and 4th quarters, the Hawkeye Marching Band plays the Beatles' "Hey Jude." They have done so since the song was new in 1968, which must have been a shock to all those conservative Iowa farm folk. After the game, if Iowa wins, the Band plays "The Hawkeye Victory Polka," a variant of "In Heaven, There Is No Beer." (Refrain: "That's why we drink it here.") This has been problematic, given that most college students are under age 21, but attempts to ban it have failed.

In 1895, Iowa suffered a lot of tornadoes, or cyclones. In September, Iowa Agricultural College, as ISU was then known, was calling their teams the Cardinals, after their school color, cardinal red. They went to Chicago and beat Northwestern 36-0, and the Chicago Tribune's headline was "Struck By a Cyclone: It comes from Iowa, and devastates Evanston town."

The team has been the Cyclones ever since. But how do you represent a cyclone/tornado as a mascot? Rather than answer that question, ISU went with their color, named the bird after cyclones, and created Cy the Cardinal.
Ironically, in 2005, a real tornado delayed a game between Iowa State and Colorado, and when it passed, and the fans filed back into Trice Stadium, they were so riled up that they spurred the Cyclones on to an upset win. Since then, a tornado siren has been activated after ISU touchdowns.

Like Rutgers, Iowa State has a cannon that they fire off as the team takes the field before the game, at each half's kickoff, after every Iowa State kickoff, and after a home win. Also after a home win, a Victory Bell has been rung. It is in the stadium's north end, and was at their previous stadium, Clyde Williams Field. Like the Hawkeyes, their fight song has a very generic title, "The Iowa State Fight Song."

UPDATE: After I posted this, a "new tradition" was added to Hawkeyes games: The Iowa Wave. Their fans turn to the University of Iowa Stead Family Children's Hospital, facing Kinnick Stadium, at the end of the 1st quarter, to wave up to the kids receiving treatment at the hospital.

After the Game. There's not much to eat around Trice Stadium. You may have to go back to downtown Ames. There isn't much more around Kinnick Stadium, although a restaurant named Stella is at 1006 Melrose Avenue, just outside the stadium's southwest corner. Again, for a variety of choices, you'll have to go downtown, back across the Iowa River.

The Hamburg Inn #2 is a diner, said to be "legendary" and to have great, well, hamburgers. 214 N. Linn Street, downtown. However, not only has the famed Tuck's Place, 2 doors down at 210 N. Linn, closed for good, but so has its replacement, I.C. Ugly's.

The leading bar showing European soccer in Iowa is Donnelly's Pub, at 110 E. College Street, in Iowa City.

Sidelights. Carver-Hawkeye Arena is at 1 Elliot Drive, about a 5-minute walk northwest of Kinnick Stadium. Since 1983, it has been home to Iowa basketball, but, more importantly, has been home to Iowa wrestling, which has been so successful, it makes John Wooden's UCLA basketball dynasty look like Rutgers football.

From 1975 to 2010, they won 23 National Championships. This included 9 straight from 1978 to 1986, under coach Dan Gable, himself once the greatest wrestler -- and I mean real wrestling -- in American history, including a Gold Medal at the 1972 Olympics. Oddly, his only loss was in his last collegiate match, denying him 4 straight individual National Championships. Even more ironically, he wrestled at... Iowa State. And it was Iowa State that denied Iowa the 10th straight title in 1987. That was their 8th National Championship, including the 1969, '70 and '72 titles that Gable helped them win, but they have never won another.
Carver-Hawkeye Arena on a rainy day

Previously, Iowa used the Iowa Field House for basketball, wrestling, and other indoor sports. Their basketball team reached what we would now call the Final Four in 1955, 1956 and 1980. At Grand Avenue and Hospital Drive, separated from Kinnick Stadium by the University of Iowa Hospital.
Iowa State played football at Clyde Williams Field from 1914 to 1974. With the opening of the new stadium, it was demolished in 1978, and Martin and Eaton Residence Halls were built on the site. 135 Beyer Court, off the intersection of Lincoln Way and Sheldon Avenue.
Iowa has 6 minor-league baseball teams, all but 1 of them in Class A. The Triple-A team is the Iowa Cubs, who play (never mind the name) in the Pacific Coast League. They've won just 1 Pennant, in the old American Association, in 1993, despite the Great Mississippi River Flood of that year, and last made the Playoffs in 2008.

Their home is the 11,500-seat Principal Park, in Des Moines, where the Des Moines and Raccoon Rivers meet. The address is 1 Line Drive, at SW 2nd Street. The previous ballpark on the site, Sec Taylor Stadium, stood from 1947 to 1991. It was home to the Western League's Des Moines Bruins, the Three-I League's (Illinois-Indiana-Iowa) Des Moines Demons (Pennant winners in 1954 and 1955), and the American Association's Iowa Oaks, a White Sox farm team, before they switched Chicago teams in 1981. Just 3 blocks away is Iowa's foremost museum, the Science Center of Iowa, at 401 W. Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway.

There is an independent team, the Sioux City Explorers, in the new version of the American Association. And there are 4 teams in the Class A Midwest League: The Burlington Bees, the Cedar Rapids Kernels, the Clinton LumberKings, and the Quad Cities River Bandits. The Bandits are famed for their ballpark, now named Modern Woodmen Park, next to the Centennial Bridge, connecting their city of Davenport, Iowa to Rock Island, Illinois. Under its previous name of John O'Donnell Stadium, the stadium got hit with the Great Flood of 1993, much worse than the Des Moines park did.

Iowa City is 223 miles from Chicago, 260 from St. Louis, 302 from Minneapolis, and 306 from Kansas City. According to a recent survey, 36 percent of people in the area are Cub fans, 16 percent St. Louis Cardinal fans, 9 percent White Sox fans, and the Twins and Royals don't register. Not surprisingly, the most popular teams in the other leagues are also the closest, the Chicago teams: The Bears in the NFL, the Bulls in the NBA, the Blackhawks in the NHL, and the Fire in MLS.

Iowa's greatest sports legends are the aforementioned Nile Kinnick and Jack Trice, and Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher Bob Feller. However, since Kinnick was lost at sea and never recovered, he has no official final resting place. And because Trice was from a town outside Cleveland, and Feller pitched his whole career in Cleveland, they're both buried in cemeteries near that city, not in Iowa.

The Beatles never performed live in Iowa, but Elvis did. In addition to his concert at Iowa State in 1976, he sang at the Veterans Memorial Auditorium in Des Moines on May 22, 1956; June 20, 1974; and June 23, 1977, on his last tour. 833 5th Avenue. The Wells Fargo Arena, home of the Iowa Wild, farm team of the Minnesota Wild, is across the street, at 733 3rd Street.

He also sang at the Municipal Auditorium in Sioux City on May 23, 1956. It is now known as the Long Lines Family Recreation Center (not an encouraging name), and stands at 401 Gordon Drive, on the Missouri River, across from South Sioux City, Nebraska.

Iowa has produced a President, but he was one of the least successful: Herbert Hoover. He was born at West Branch in 1874, and lived there until he was 11, when, orphaned, he was taken in by an uncle in Oregon.

Though he never lived in Iowa again, and lived on the Stanford University campus and in Washington, D.C. most of his pre-Presidency adult life, and at the Waldorf Towers in New York after his disastrous Presidency (1929-33), he decided to build his Presidential Library and Museum, and to be buried, at his birthplace. 210 Parkside Drive in West Branch, about 10 miles east of downtown Iowa City. Not accessible by public transportation.

The tallest building in the State of Iowa is the Principal Building, built in 1991 and standing 630 feet (the same height as the Gateway Arch in St. Louis), in downtown Des Moines at 801 Grand Street.

The only remotely successful TV show to be set in Iowa is American Pickers. No, the Hooterville shows -- CBS' rural 1960s sitcoms Petticoat Junction and Green Acres -- were not set in Iowa. Though there were hints that Hooterville was near Chicago and Omaha (which would make Iowa the best candidate), the lack of consistency in 20th Century TV shows meant that the location was all over the place, and other hints suggest it was in either Kentucky or North Carolina.

By far the most famous movie set or filmed in Iowa is the baseball fantasy Field of Dreams, based on W.P. Kinsella's novel Shoeless Joe. The actual farm where it was filmed is in Iowa, in Dyersville, at 28995 Lansing Road.

It is 24 miles west of the nearest city of note, Dubuque; 77 miles northeast of Kinnick Stadium; 170 miles northeast of Des Moines; 200 miles northwest of Chicago. In fact, Milwaukee is slightly closer than Chicago, making it the closest major league city. "People will come," it was said, and they do, but it's by car: No public transit is available.

Other films set in Iowa include State Fair (2 versions, 1933 and 1945), The Pajama Game, The Music Man, Elvis' movies Double Trouble and The Trouble With Girls, Cold Turkey, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and the film version of Robert James Waller's novel The Bridges of Madison County.

Twister was set in Oklahoma, and the film version of Stephen King's Children of the Corn was set in Nebraska, but both were filmed in Iowa, which does have a lot of tornadoes and corn.

Star Trek's Captain James T. Kirk was said by series creator Gene Roddenberry to have been born on March 22, 2233, in Riverside, Iowa, population just under 1,000. The town has accepted and promoted this, and has set up a "Future Birthplace" on 1st Street, between Washburn and Glasgow. It's about 14 miles south of Iowa City, but, again, forget about taking public transport. Maybe Scotty can beam you there.

No Trek TV show or movie depicted Kirk's Iowa hometown until the 2009 J.J. Abrams abomination. This movie was so bad! (How bad was it?) It was so bad, it seemed to suggest that the Grand Canyon was in Iowa. Note to Abrams: Not only is Iowa prairie, not desert and mountains, but the Grand Canyon is in Arizona, you idiot! And there's no way the starship USS Enterprise would have been built there, or anywhere on the ground. It was built in space, at the San Francisco Yards, in synchronous orbit over the Earth, over San Francisco, where Starfleet Headquarters and Starfleet Academy are. (Within the lore of the real show and films, of course.)

Another notable fictional character from Iowa, from Ottumwa in the southeastern corner of the State, was Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly, a.k.a. "Radar," the company clerk at the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital in the Korean War. Gary Burghoff was the only actor from the film version of M*A*S*H (1970) to also play the role on TV (doing so from 1972 to 1979).

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Iowa has no major league sports, and just the 1 Triple-A (or other-sports equivalent) team. And Iowa's and Iowa State's basketball and wrestling teams just aren't as big. College football is it in Iowa, and what an "it" it is.