Sunday, January 19, 2020

First Thing You Think Of

New York Yankees: 27 World Series, started by Babe Ruth.

New York Mets: The 1969 World Series "Miracle."

Chicago Cubs: Wrigley Field.

St. Louis Cardinals: Stan "the Man" Musial.

San Francisco Giants: Willie Mays.

Los Angeles Dodgers: Sandy Koufax. Maybe Jackie Robinson if you count their Brooklyn era.

Detroit Tigers: Al Kaline, Denny McLain & the rest of the 1968 World Champions.

Pittsburgh Pirates: Roberto Clemente. Maybe Bill Mazeroski, or Willie "Pops" Stargell and his 1979 "Family."

Cincinnati Reds: The 1970s "Big Red Machine."

Oakland Athletics: The 1970s "Mustache Gang."

Milwaukee Brewers: The 1980s "Harvey's Wallbangers."

Toronto Blue Jays: Joe Carter.

Baltimore Orioles: Cal Ripken and his streak.

Seattle Mariners: The 1995 American League Division Series.

Washington Nationals: The 2019 World Series.

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But not every team has a good "first thing you think of":

Chicago White Sox: Sorry, after 100 years, it's still the Black Sox Scandal.

Cleveland Indians: Sorry, it's still the choking: 1954, 1997, 2007, and now, 2016.

Los Angeles Angels: Sorry, even after 2002, it's still the choking: 1982, 1986 and 1995.

Philadelphia Phillies: Sorry, even after 1980 and 2008, it's still the choking: 1964, 1977 and 1983.

Miami Marlins: The 1997-98 First-to-worst performance.

Atlanta Braves: Sorry, it's not Hank Aaron and 715, it's that stupid Tomahawk Chop.

San Diego Padres: The awful uniforms.

Minnesota Twins: The homer-happy Metrodome. Good riddance.

Colorado Rockies: The homer-happy Coors Field.

Texas Rangers: Taking nearly half a century to block Texas' heat with a dome, and then doing it with a stadium that looks like a giant warehouse.

Tampa Bay Rays: The worst baseball stadium of the modern era.

And it could be worse:

Houston Astros: Cheating with electronic sign stealing.

Boston Red Sox: Cheating with steroids, and maybe also with electronic sign stealing.

Kansas City Royals: Cheating with pine tar.

Arizona Diamondbacks: Ruining New York's post-9/11 comeback with a tainted World Series.

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