Yanks Hit 3 Homers to Crown Royals

The Yankees came home last night, and began a 3-game series with the Kansas City Royals, from whom they took 2 out of 3 in Kansas City last week.

Michael Pineda started, and brought his A-game: 6 1/3rd innings, 2 runs, 6 hits, 1 walk, 6 strikeouts. It was only reaching 98 pitches that caused Joe Girardi to remove him, as Girardi trusts a cold, hard number more than, you know, actual results. Adam Warren finished the 7th inning with no damage, Tyler Clippard pitched a perfect 8th, and Dellin Betances a scoreless 9th.

But you gotta score if you want to win, and Pineda trailed 2-0 going to the bottom of the 3rd. Not to worry: In that inning, Brett Gardner took Justin Vargas over the wall, for his 9th home run of the season -- and he's supposed to be, along with Jacoby Ellsbury, the Yankees' speed specialist, not a power hitter. He hit just 7 all of last season.

In the 4th, Aaron Judge was involved in yet another home run -- but he didn't hit it. Didi Gregorius did, his 2nd of the year. That gave the Yankees the lead. Chris Carter tacked on a solo homer in the 7th, his 3rd round-tripper.

Yankees 4, Royals 2. WP: Pineda (5-2). SV: Betances (3). LP: Vargas (5-3).

With the Baltimore Orioles losing last night, the Yankees go into tonight's game a game and a half in front of them in the American League East, 2 in the loss column. I know, it's too early to talk about "Magic Numbers." Let's at least get into June before discussing that.

Still, things are looking very good for the Yankees.

Then again, tonight, the Royals will be sending Danny Duffy to the mound. His slider drove the Yankees crazy in the series finale at Kauffman Stadium. Jordan Montgomery starts for us, and this could be a pitcher's duel.

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