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Saturday, May 16, 2026

May 16, 2006: The Yankees Win a Game for Me (Or So It Seemed)

In the 2005 U.S. film adaptation of Nick Hornby's book Fever Pitch, Jimmy Fallon played Ben Wrightman, a high school math teacher, a baseball coach, and a fanatic Boston Red Sox fan. One of his students/players asks him, "You love the Red Sox, but have they ever loved you back?"

Fallon must be a good actor: In real life, he is a fan of the Red Sox' arch-rivals, the New York Yankees.

Those of you who read this blog regularly know that I am also a Yankee Fan. (I usually try to write that with capital letters: Capital Y, Capital F.) I have loved the Yankees since the 1977 season, for nearly 50 years.

Have they ever loved me back? One time, it felt like they did, and at a time when I really needed it.

May 16, 2006, 20 years ago: My mother and I returned to my grandmother's house in Brick, not far from the Jersey Shore, for the first time since her death, 5 days earlier. I was still in a daze, not really in the right frame of mind to go through the place, and to see what I wanted to take back home. It was once a house full of comfort for me -- my safe zone, my happy place. Now, it felt completely empty. Even her cat wasn't there: Mom had already taken him with her.

We were met outside by Grandma's across-the-street neighbor. Sadly, I can't remember her name. For 5 years, they had gone together to games of the nearby minor-league baseball team, the Lakewood BlueClaws (now named the Jersey Shore BlueClaws). Grandma was a Met fan, and a Brooklyn Dodger fan before that, but the neighbor was a Yankee Fan.

I told her not to watch the Yankee game: Apparently, having no connection to Grandma, the Yankees were also in a daze: Playing at the old Yankee Stadium, they fell behind the Texas Rangers, 9-0 after 2 innings. Starting pitcher Shawn Chacรณn had nothing, and reliever Aaron Small didn't have much more.

But the Yankees stormed back. Derek Jeter hit a home run in the 6th to give them an 11-10 lead. But Joe Torre trusted Scott Proctor to pitch the 7th, and, as he did so often, he blew it, making it 12-11 Rangers. The Yankees tied it in the bottom of the inning, and then Mariano Rivera allowed a run in the 9th, making it 13-12 Rangers. In the bottom of the 9th, Johnny Damon singled, and Jorge Posada hit a home run. Final score: Yankees 14, Rangers 13.

It was the first time I could remember feeling good since it became clear that Grandma wasn't going to make it. And, for the first time, I felt like the Yankees had actually won a game just for me.

But I've always felt a little guilty about telling the neighbor not to watch the game. Hopefully, she's since seen it on the YES Network's Yankees Classics.

The next day, Arsenal lost the UEFA Champions League Final, under dubious circumstances. And I knew nothing about it at the time. I'm glad I didn't: Being an established Arsenal fan, and then losing that right after Grandma's death and funeral, might have been more than I could bear at the time. I guess God knew I wasn't ready for it.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Yankees Almost Bury Red Sox -- Almost

The Yankees had just about wrapped up home-field advantage through both rounds of the American League Playoffs, and really didn't have much to play for going into this past weekend's series with the Red Sox.

What they did have to play for was sending a message to The Scum -- and possibly to keep them on track to turn what had been a massive lead into missing the postseason entirely. The Yankees and the Tampa Bay Rays had the chance to turn the 2011 Red Sox into not just the 1978 Red Sox, but the 2007 Mets.

The Friday night game was rained out and rescheduled for last night. The Saturday game was a message, all right: "The steroids ain't workin' for ya anymore."

With 1 out in the bottom of the 2nd, the Yankees made the following happen:

* Robinson Cano singled to left.
* Nick Swisher walked.
* Andruw Jones hit a grounder to deep short that prevented a play, an infield single to load the bases.
* Jesus Montero singled to left fielder, scoring Cano and keeping the bases loaded.
* Russell Martin, who said the other day that he hates the Red Sox, dunked a single to left, in front of Carl Crawford, the guy the Rays weren't willing to pay to re-sign, and the Yankees weren't willing to sign, keeping Brett Gardner in left and Curtis Granderson in center, but the Red Sox did give him big money, and was hitting over .330 in June, but is now hitting .258. Anyway, Martin's blooper scored Swish and Jones.
* Derek Jeter finished it off with a home run, his 6th of the season. Not as dramatic as the one he hit for his 3,000th career hit, but it scored Montero and Martin ahead of him.

Yankees 6, Red Sox 0. It ended 9-1.

9-1! We beat The Scum, 9-1! We beat The Scum, 9-1! We beat The Scum, 9-1!

WP: Freddy Garcia (12-8), with 6 shutout innings. LP: Jon Lester (15-9), who has been a rock for the Red Sox all year long and usually pitches well against the Yankees. Not this time!

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The regularly-scheduled Sunday game could have been ugly. For the Red Sox, 45-year-old knuckleballer Tim Wakefield started. We will always remember how Wakefield's knuckler drove the Yankees crazy in Games 1 and 4 of the 2003 AL Championship Series, but in the bottom of the 11th of Game 7, he gave up the Pennant-winning home run to Aaron Blessed Boone.

For the Yankees, A.J. Burnett was starting. In 3 seasons, A.J. had never been the winning pitcher in a game against the Red Sox. For a lot of us, it didn't matter than Wakefield is old enough to have seen the Red Sox play in the 1967 World Series (if not to remember it): We were afraid "Bad A.J." was going to show up again.

But "Good A.J." showed up. Did he ever! He pitched into the 8th, allowing 2 runs on 5 hits and 2 walks. Jacoby Ellsbury got 3 hits, including 2 home runs off Burnett, and 2 RBIs... and that was half of Boston's hits and all of their runs. When A.J. left, he got a standing ovation from a crowd that realizes, no matter how bad this season and last have been, if you beat The Scum, you deserve our thanks. David Robertson went the rest of the way for Burnett (11-11).

As for Wakefield (7-8), he only got through the 4th. Jorge Posada hit his 14th homer of the season, Jeter got 3 hits including an RBI double, and the Yanks won, 6-2, to take the series, and continue Boston's slide: They had now lost 18 out of 23.

6-2! We beat The Scum, 6-2! We beat The Scum, 6-2! We beat The Scum, 6-2!

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The nightcap was a different story. And it shouldn't have been. You've heard the old saying, "Baseball is a game of inches." In the bottom of the 1st, Mark Teixeira missed a home run by, literally, an inch: The ball bounced off the top of the fence and came down -- shades of the 2000 World Series against The Other Team -- scoring 2 runs, and when Teix tried for 3rd, the ball had come back to Sox catcher and Captain Jason Varitek, who proved for once and for all that he needs to retire, but throwing the ball not to 3rd baseman Jed Lowrie, but into left field. Teix scored, and the Yankees had hung 3 runs on Sox starter John Lackey before Lackey had even registered an out.

It's games like this that make John Sterling turn to his WCBS broadcast partner Suzyn Waldman and say, "You know, Suzyn, you can't predict baseball." Well, when it's Yankees vs. Red Sox, the one thing you can predict is that the game will be unpredictable.

Ivan Nova was pretty good until the 6th, but he left in the 7th with the Yanks trailing 4-3. The Sox bullpen almost completely shut the Yanks down after that 1st-inning Teix sequence. The Yanks tied it in the 7th, and had a man on 2nd with 1 out, and then bases loaded with 2 out, in the bottom of the 9th.

Austin Romine was due up. Jeter (3,088 career hits and batting .300 with 61 RBIs this season), Martin (17 homers and 64 RBIs this season), Jones (419 career home runs), and, uh, Alex Rodriguez (2,774 career hits, 629 of them home runs), were available to pinch-hit.

Instead, manager Joe Girardi made the 1st of 2 mind-numbingly stupid mistakes, and let Romine, with his .399 OPS and his 8 OPS+ (making him 92 percent lesser than the average hitter), bat against Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon with the bases loaded and 2 out in the bottom of the 9th of a tie game. He struck out swinging.

Jesus Montero singled to lead off the bottom of the 12th. The Yankees didn't get the run home.

In the 13th, the Yankees had men on 1st and 2nd with 1 out, and 2nd and 3rd with 2 out. They didn't get the winning run home.

Aaron Laffey got the first Sox batter of the top of the 14th out. It was then that Girardi made the second mind-numbingly stupid mistakes. He removed Laffey -- after getting an out, mind you -- and put in... wait for it...

SCOTT PROCTOR!
Goose Gossage demands an explanation for this bullshit! So do I! So does Lisa Swan of Subway Squawkers!

What did Proctor do? What does Proctor usually do? He screwed up!

* He gave up a single to Darnell McDonald. Apparently, he thought McDonald deserved a break today, and did it all for him.
* He walked Marco Scutaro.
* He got the man with the longest surname in MLB history, Jarrod Saltalamacchia, to fly out, thus earning himself what Johnny Carson used to call "sympathy applause."
* He gave up a home run to Jacoby Ellsbury, who seems to be on a one-man crusade to succeed David Ortiz (or fill in for Kevin Youkilis) as the Sox batter who pisses off Yankee Fans the most.

And who batted for the Yankees in the bottom of the 14th? Montero, Ramiro Pena, and Romine. Two rookies and a guy who hits like he's still a rookie. They went meekly down.

Red Sox 7, Yankees 4. WP: Franklin Morales (1-2). SV: Felix Doubront (1). LP: Proctor (2-5).

Proctor! Proctor! Give ya the news! I got a... bad case of hating you!

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So, here's how things stand in the AL:

* The Yankees have clinched the best record, and home-field advantage in the Division Series and, if they win that, in the AL Championship Series.

* The Texas Rangers are 1 game ahead of the Detroit Tigers for the 2nd seed.

* In spite of their unbelievable (unless you're familiar with Sox history) nosedive, the Red Sox are still a game ahead of the Rays for the Wild Card. The Sox play the Baltimore Orioles in the last 3 games of the regular season, while the Rays host the Yankees.

Therefore, the Sox can win the Wild Card if...

* They sweep all 3 from the O's, regardless of what the Rays do.

* They win 2 out of 3 from the O's, and the Rays lose a game to the Yankees.

* They win only 1 from the O's, but the Rays lose 2 to the Yankees.

* The Rays get swept by the Yankees, regardless of what the Sox do.

It is still possible for the Rays (and even, with a miracle, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim) to win the AL Wild Card; and for the St. Louis Cardinals to win the National League Wild Card. But, if the current MLB standings hold after the last 3 games...

* The Yankees will have home-field advantage over the Tigers in the AL Division Series.

* The Rangers will have HFA over the Red Sox in the other ALDS.

* The Philadelphia Phillies will have HFA over the Arizona Diamondbacks in one NL Division Series.

* The Milwaukee Brewers will have HFA over the Atlanta Braves in the other NLDS.

* If the Yankees and Phillies win their DS, they would have HFA over any of the other teams in their League.

* The Rangers would have HFA in the ALCS if they beat the Red Sox and the Tigers beat the Yankees.

* The Brewers would have HFA in the NLCS if they beat the Braves and the D-backs beat the Phils.

* The Tigers can only have HFA in any series if they beat the Yankees and the Red Sox beat the Rangers.

* The D-backs can only have HFA in any series if they beat the Phils and the Braves beat the Brewers.

At this point, I'm thinking the Red Sox will still win the AL Wild Card.

Unless...

Unless Joe Girardi decides to tank these games in St. Petersburg, and let the Rays win. He's done it before: Having secured at least the Wild Card last season, he seemed not to care about the AL East Title and HFA, and the Yankees blew a chance to win that, and paid for it by not having HFA in the ALCS against the Rangers. Would Girardi start guys like Pena, Romine, Eduardo Nunez and rookie pitchers, and continue to bring Proctor and Boone Logan in as relievers, just to "give them a chance"?

If he does that, and the Red Sox make the Playoffs anyway, then he should be relieved of his duties after the World Series, no matter what.

Yeah, with my luck, the Steinbrenner brothers will bring Don Mattingly back. Did anybody notice that the Los Angeles Dodgers were nowhere near Playoff contention this season? This was the 22nd season in which Don Mattingly was in uniform, in one capacity or another, for one Major League Baseball team or another, and it was the 22nd season in which his team failed to win a Pennant. The Curse of Donnie Baseball lives.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

The Ghost of Scott Proctor

Aaaaaaaah!

Huh!

Oh, wow, what a nightmare.

I dreamed I was back in 2007 and Scott Proctor blew another game for the Yankees.

Thank God it was only a dream.

Right?

Right?

Wrong! Proctor was released by the Atlanta Braves on August 10, but was taken back by the Yankees on August 13, and today he made his first appearance in a Yankee uniform since July 27, 2007, after which he was traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers for Wilson Betemit, who did next to nothing for the Yankees, but who cared, it meant Proctor was gone!

Now, like a monster in a bad movie series, he's back.

The Yankees led 4-1 after 4 innings in Baltimore this afternoon, but Ivan Nova ran into a little trouble, and he couldn't get out of the 6th. Rafael Soriano let the O's tie it in the 8th.

The Yanks made 2 more errors today, a misplay by Brett Gardner in the 5th and a bad throw by Francisco Cervelli in the 6th.

The game went to extra innings. In the top of the 10th, Curtis Granderson and Mark Teixeira both struck out swinging. Alex Rodriguez drew a walk, but Robinson Cano grounded out.

Proctor had allowed a single and a walk in the bottom of the 9th to almost blow it. One would think that would be enough evidence for Joe Girardi to say, "Gee, this guy doesn't have it. What a shock. I'd better get another pitcher for the bottom of the 10th."

Instead, like Joe Torre before him, Girardi left Proctor in. Seriously, does he have compromising photographs of everyone in the Yankee organization over the last few years?

Proctor struck out Mark Reynolds to start the 10th, but Nolan Reimold beat out a grounder to Derek Jeter. Then Proctor walked Chris Davis to set up 1st and 2nd -- that's the winning run on 2nd -- with just 1 out.

And Robert Andino singled to left, scoring Reimold.

Orioles 5, Yankees 4. WP: Clay Rapada (1-0). LP: Proctor (2-4).

It wasn't a dream. It wasn't a Nightmare On Eutaw Street. It really happened.

Scott Proctor... Who's next? Kerosene Kyle Farnsworth? Paul Quantrill "Is Gone"? Esteban "Low I.Q." Loaiza? Tanyon Sturtze "So Bad"? Or even... Jeff Fucking Weaver? Maybe, he was released by the Dodgers after last season, so he is available.

Please, Brian Cashman, no more...

(To the tune of "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey)

Scott Proctor!
He's the man, the man who just cannot pitch!
Son of a bitch!
Worse than John Rocker!
Beckons you to call him out to the mound!
Ignore that sound!

Ninety-eight miles an hour he'll throw!
But over home plate that ball won't go!
For a Golden Glove won't heal this blister!
He's the kiss of death, is Mister

Scott Proctor!
Manager, beware of his golden arm...
It brings you harm!

Ninety-eight miles an hour he'll throw!
But a long way his hit balls will go!
For a Golden Glove won't heal this blister!
He's the kiss of death, is Mister

Scott Proctor!
Yankee Fans
beware Number 43...

He's no Yankee!
You'll lose so badly!
Misery!
Take it from me!
Woe is thee!
Forty-three!

Monday, September 5, 2011

Jesus Is Loose, and He Saves

Where were you when Jesus Montero hit his 1st major league home run? I was sitting here at the computer. Not on hand at Yankee Stadium II.

Good thing, because that game would have driven me crazy had I paid the big bucks to see it unfold in front of me. Especially to see Scott Proctor back in a Yankee uniform.

Scott Proctor? And Boone Logan? Pitching for the Yankees? In the same damn game? As they say in the U.S. Army, "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?"

It should surprise no one that the Yankees, with those 2 numpties pitching for them, allowed 10 runs, even to a pathetic team like the Baltimore Orioles.

The O's chased Freddy Garcia with 1 run in the 1st, 4 in the 2nd, and 2 more in the 3rd. They scored single runs in the 5th, 8th, and 9th -- including one off Mariano Rivera!

Somehow, the Yankees did enough scoring of their own. Mark Teixeira hit his 36th homer of the season in the 1st, Robinson Cano hit a grand slam in the 2nd, Montero hit his 1st in the majors in the 5th, and his 2nd in the 7th.

That gave the Yankees an 11-8 lead, but the O's did score those single runs in the 8th and the 9th, and they had the tying run on 3rd and the potential winning run on 2nd, before Mariano got the last out.

Another "Whew!" But these Yankees are showing that they have the character to do what needs to be done: Yankees 11, Orioles 10.

WP: Aaron Laffey (2-1). SV: Rivera (38 -- 5 more for the record). LP: Jim Johnson (5-5).

Fortunately, John Sterling did not use the obvious line: "Jesus saves!" Instead, he used the Spanish pronunciation, and said, "Jesus is loose!"

Throw in Brett Lawrie's walkoff homer for the Toronto Blue Jays, being Pesky in the Yankees' favor as well as their own, for once, and you have a 1-0 Red Sox loss.

The Yankee game is 11-10. The Sox game is 1-0. Who cares: Both results are favorable to us and unfavorable to The Scum.

This home series with the Orioles continues tomorrow night, as an increasingly distressed Oriole manager William Nathaniel Showalter III (Buck now looking a bit older than his 55years) sends Tommy Hunter out against Phil Hughes.

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Jeter hits 3065 DONE
Rivera saves 597 5
A-Rod homers 628 135
A-Rod hits 2768 232
Magic Number 21 (to eliminate Scum, 14 for Rays, 6 for Jays, O's done)