Monday, May 25, 2026
Yankees Gain Soggy Split vs. Rays
Monday, September 5, 2022
Huge Win for Yankees In Tampa Bay
Sunday, September 4, 2022
Truly Hard to Believe
Saturday, September 3, 2022
Yanks' Best Pitcher In Horrible Loss to Rays Is Marwin González
Thursday, September 1, 2022
Yankees With Dirty Records
Tuesday, May 3, 2022
A-10-tion Must Be Paid
Monday, August 16, 2021
Yankees Still Giving Themselves a Chance
Friday, August 28, 2020
Yankees Lack the Mental Strength; Lute Olson, 1934-2020
A week ago, the Yankees and their fans were on an emotional high after sweeping the Boston Red Sox 4 straight.
Then they dropped 3 straight at home to the Tampa Bay Rays, making it 6 losses in our last 7 games against them. Then we had to postpone the interleague Citi Series/Subway Derby with the Mets, due to COVID-19 restrictions. Then we lost 2 games against the Atlanta Braves, including Gerrit Cole's 20-game winning streak coming to an end, scoring just 2 runs in the process.
Now, we have to face the Mets 5 times in the next 3 days, without sending either Cole or Masahiro Tanaka out there. Or any other good starting pitcher, for that matter, because of our injuries and suspensions.
We were in 1st place in the American League Eastern Division. Now, we're 2 1/2 games behind the Rays, although we're dead even with them in the all-important loss column.
There are 28 games left in this most irregular of regular seasons, assuming we play at all, between the restrictions and the boycotts due to racist white cops shooting unarmed black suspects.
The Yankees aren't physically ready to play these games, given all their injuries. I don't know if they're mentally ready to play these games, given that, thanks to the acquisitions and other maneuvers of Brian Cashman, Yankees don't seem to have what former Arsenal manager manager Arsène Wenger called "the mental strength."
Plus, for the last 4 days, we've had to listen to Donald Trump and his lackeys tell lie after bigoted lie on national television. That's enough to sap anybody's mental strength.
Anybody really ready for baseball at this point?
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Lute Olson died yesterday, from complications of a series of strokes, at the age of 85. Born on September 22, 1934 in Mayville, North Dakota as Robert Luther Olson, he was only the 2nd-greatest basketball coach to come from North Dakota, behind Phil Jackson. But he was the best one at the college level.
A graduate of Augsburg College, an NCAA Division III school in Minneapolis, the closest big city to the Dakotas, he wasn't drafted by an NBA team. So he went right into coaching, at high schools, from 1956 to 1969.
In 1969, he became the head coach at Long Beach City College outside Los Angeles. In 1973, he was hired by nearby California State University, Long Beach (usually listed as "Long Beach State" for sports purposes). After just 1 season there, winning the 1974 Pacific Coast Athletic Association title, he was hired by the University of Iowa. He took the Hawkeyes to the 1979 Big Ten Conference regular-season title, and to the NCAA Final Four in 1980. He remains the best basketball coach the school has ever had.
Which is saying something about his abilities, because that's not the school he's best remembered for. In 1983, he was hired by the University of Arizona. He led them to the Pacific-10 (now Pacific-12) Conference regular-season title in 1986, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1993, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003 and 2005. He won the Pac-10 Tournament in 1988, 1989, 1990 and 2002 -- meaning he won both, what English soccer fans would call "The Double," in 1988, 1989 and 1990, 3 straight seasons.
He got the school to its 1st Final Four in 1988, marking the 1st time any school from the State of Arizona had made it. He did it again in 1994, and again in 1997, winning the National Championship. His Wildcats defeated the Kentucky Wildcats in the Final, stopping them from winning 3 straight National Championships. He got Arizona to another Final Four in 2001. He also coached the U.S. national team, still all-amateur back then, to the 1986 FIBA World Championship.
He retired due to health issues after the 2008 season, with a career record of 781-280. Overall, he won 13 Conference Championships, 4 Conference Tournaments, and 8 league and 2 national Coach of the Year awards. He was elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame. In 2001, his wife Bobbi, formerly Roberta Russell, died of cancer, and the playing surface at Arizona's arena, the McKale Center, is named the Lute and Bobbi Olson Court. A statue of Lute stands outside the arena.
Lute and Bobbi had 5 children. After she died, Lute married twice more. His daughter Jody Brase is a high school principal. Her son Matt Brase played for his grandfather at Arizona, then became an assistant coach at the school, and is now an assistant with the Houston Rockets. Jody's daughter Julie Hairgrove played for the Arizona women's team, and is now an assistant with the WNBA's Phoenix Mercury.
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Days until Rutgers University plays football again: Unknown. They were supposed to kick off the 2020 season on September 5. Then the Big Ten Conference canceled all nonconference games, pushing the season opener ahead to September 26. Then they canceled all Fall sports, with the hope of playing the 2020 football season in the Spring. Who knows.
Days until the next Rutgers-Penn State football game: Unknown. It was supposed to be the Saturday of Thanksgiving weekend, November 28.
Days until East Brunswick High School plays football again: Unknown. They were supposed to kick off the 2020 season on September 3. Then it got pushed back to October 2. Now, nobody knows.
Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge football game: See the previous answer. The Big Green's season opener was supposed to be against the Purple Bastards.
Days until the next U.S. national soccer team game: Unknown. Currently, neither the men's nor the women's team has any matches scheduled.
Days until Arsenal play again: 1, tomorrow, at 11:30 AM New York time, in the Community Shield, English soccer's annual season-opening exhibition game at the national stadium, the new Wembley Stadium in West London, between the winners of the previous season's FA Cup, in this case Arsenal; and the winners of the previous season's Premier League title, in this case Liverpool.
Days until the New York Red Bulls play again: 1, tomorrow night at 8:00, against the New England Revolution, at the MLS "bubble" outside Orlando.
Days until the Red Bulls play another "derby" game: See the previous answer.
Days until the next Yankees-Red Sox series begins: 3, this Monday night, at Fenway Park.
Days until the 1st Presidential Debate: 32, on Tuesday night, September 29, in Cleveland. Joe Biden and Donald Trump will also debate on Thursday night, October 15, in Miami; and on Thursday night, October 22, in Nashville. If, that is, the cowardly Trump shows up.
Days until the 2020 Presidential election: 67, on Tuesday, November 3. Under 10 weeks. As the old saying goes, and it really is true this time, "This time, vote like your life depended on it."
Days until the New Jersey Devils play again: Unknown, as the NHL hasn't yet made out its 2020-21 season schedule. That's understandable, given all the uncertainty with trying to wrap up the 2019-20 season. Last I heard, the League was talking about starting next season on or around December 1. If that is the date, then it's 95 days, or a little over 3 months.
Days until the Devils play another local rival: Unknown, although it's unlikely that their 1st game of the season, or even their 1st home game, will be against a traditional rival.
Days until the next North London Derby: 99, on Saturday, December 5, at 10:00 AM New York time, at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in North London. This game will likely be moved, either to another time that day, or to the next day, or maybe to the Monday night, for TV and ratings purposes.
Days until a new Congress convenes, hopefully fully Democratic: 129, on Monday, January 4, 2021. A little over 4 months. Ordinarily, it would be January 3, but that's a Sunday next year.
Days until the next Presidential Inauguration: 145, on Wednesday, January 20, 2021. Under 5 months. Liberation Day.
Days until the COVID-delayed Euro 2020 opens in Paris: 287, on June 11, 2021. Under 10 months.
Days until the COVID-delayed 2020 Olympics open in Tokyo, Japan: 310, on July 4, 2021. A little over 10 months.
Days until Alex Rodriguez and David Ortiz become eligible for the Baseball Hall of Fame: 501, on January 11, 2022. Under 17 months until we find out whether lying about having been caught taking steroids, as Big Papi did, is better than telling the truth about it, as A-Rod did.
Days until the next Winter Olympics open in Beijing, China: 525, on February 4, 2022. A little over 17 months.
Days until the next World Cup opens in Qatar: 815, on November 21, 2022. Under 27 months.
Days until the next Women's World Cup opens, a joint hosting by Australia and New Zealand: 1,046, on July 10, 2023. A little over 34 months.
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Maybin, I'm Amazed
The Yankees got a run in the 1st inning, on a sacrifice fly by Gary Sanchez. The 5th inning turned out to be the key. With 1 out, the Yankees got 4 straight singles, from Gleyber Torres, Cameron Maybin, DJ LeMahieu and Luke Voit. That turned a 2-1 Tampa lead into a 3-2 New York lead. Aaron Hicks struck out, but Sanchez singled home LeMahieu to make it 4-2.
The Rays got a run back in the 7th, but home runs by Maybin and Edwin Encarnacion, his 1st as a Yankee, forged the final score. Yankees 6, Rays 3. WP: Happ (7-3). SV: Aroldis Chapman (19). LP: Chaz Roe (0-3).
With this win, and the Minnesota Twins' 17-inning win over the Boston Red Sox despite an amazing catch by Jackie Bradley Jr., the Yankees now lead the Rays by 2 1/2 games and the Red Sox by 6 1/2 -- by 3 and 8, respectively, in the all-important loss column.
The Yanks-Rays series concludes this afternoon, weather permitting. The scheduled starters are CC Sabathia for us, and Blake Snell for them.
To paraphrase Sir Paul McCartney -- whose 77th birthday was yesterday -- Maybin, I'm amazed. He certainly is making his case to stay on the roster once Aaron Judge comes back. Who would get sent down instead? Is it too much to hope for that it's Luis Cessa and his gasoline can arm?
The U.S. men's soccer team opened the CONCACAF Gold Cup by beating Guyana 4-0 at Minnesota United's stadium in St. Paul. The women's team completes the Group Stage of the Women's World Cup tomorrow afternoon (our time), playing Sweden in Le Havre, France.
Monday, May 13, 2019
Yankees Turn Out Rays' Lights
"How bush-league are they, Uncle Mike?"
They're so bush-league, they haven't even paid their electric bill.
Masahiro Tanaka took the hill for the Yankees in the rubber game of a 3-game weekend series against the Rays, who were hanging on to 1st place in the American League Eastern Division. He got the job done, pitching 7 innings, allowing 1 run on 5 hits and no walks, striking out 7.
But no matter how well your starter pitches, you've got to score runs for him. The game was scoreless with 2 outs in the top of the 5th, but Austin Romine and Mike Tauchman hit back-to-back doubles, and DJ LeMahieu followed with an RBI single. That made it 2-0 Yankees.
The Yankees picked up a 3rd run in the 8th, and then came the power outage at Tropicana Field. A stadium designed to make rain delays impossible, and we had a delay due to unplayable grounds anyway.
The delay ended up lasting 43 minutes. The Rays may now be wishing that power had not been restored. The Yankees added four runs in the top of the 9th, including a home run by rookie infield fill-in Thairo Estrada.
Zack Britton pitched a scoreless 8th, and Chad Green returned from the minor leagues, and pitched a perfect 9th. Yankees 7, Rays 1. WP: Tanaka (3-3). No save. LP: Blake Snell (3-4).
The Yankees are now just half a game out of 1st place in the AL East, 1 game behind the Rays in the all-important loss column.
They come home to play the Baltimore Orioles. When last these teams met, the injury crisis had just begun, and the Orioles handled the Yankees fairly easily. Fans were outraged, saying that we shouldn't lose to such a lousy team.
Since then, normal service has been restored, and the Orioles are in last place. And Aaron Hicks is going to be activated from the Injured List today, making the Yankees quite a bit more maneuverable, and possibly stronger.
Thursday, April 25, 2019
Don't Look Now...
Gary Sanchez was activated from the injured list. Clint Frazier went onto it. Didn't matter. The Yankees made it 3 straight over the Los Angeles Angels in Anaheim, 6 straight overall.
We certainly can't, as I did many times last season, call this team "gutless wonders." Last night, they came from 5-0 behind to win.
CC Sabathia started, but didn't do well. He allowed 2 home runs to Andrelton Simmons and 1 to Kole Calhoun, and that's why it was 5-0 Angels after the 4th inning. Jonathan Loaisiga came on to relieve, and pitched shutout ball through the 7th.
The banged-up Yankees made their move in the top of the 6th. Tyler Wade led off with an infield single. DJ LeMahieu hit a double into the left field corner, deep enough to score Wade. Luke Voit singled, but DJLM couldn't score. Brett Gardner popped up, and Sanchez struck out. With the slumping Gleyber Torres up, it began to look like that would be it for the Yankees. But Angels catcher Jonathan Lucroy couldn't handle a Felix Pena pitch, and the passed ball allowed LeMahieu to score. It was 5-2 Angels.
Then came the 7th. Cliche Alert: Walks can kill you, especially the leadoff variety. Mike Ford worked Luis Garcia for a walk. Gio Urshela singled. Mike Tauchman drew a walk to load the bases with nobody out. Wade drew a walk to force home a run. Angel manager Brad Ausmus brought Ty Buttrey in to pitch, but it didn't work: LeMahieu hit a fly ball to left, deep enough to score Urshela. Voit grounded to short, and there was no play at the plate. Tie game. Gardner lined into a double play to end the threat, but the Angels had a five-nil lead and blew it.
How about a nice 2-out rally? The Yankees got one in the 9th, as Wade singled to right and stole 2nd, and LeMahieu singled him home. Aroldis Chapman shook off his most recent troublesome performance, and pitched a hitless 9th.
Yankees 6, Angels 5. WP: Loaisiga (1-0). SV: Chapman (4). LP: Buttrey (1-1).
The series concludes tonight. Masahiro Tanaka starts against Trevor Cahill.
So, don't look now... Actually, yes, look. Now. In spite of everything that's happened already this season, the Yankees are close to 1st place.
Monday, July 2, 2018
HIX STIX NIX SOX
Friday night: Gleyber Torres led off the bottom of the 2nd inning with a triple, and is singled home by Miguel Andujar. Giancarlo Stanton leads off the 4th with a walk. Didi Gregorius doubles. Torres hits a line drive to left, and it's deep enough to score Stanton. Then back-to-back home runs by Andujar and Greg Bird. Yankees 5, Scum 0.
The Sox get a run back in the 5th, but the 7th featured a single by Aaron Hicks and a home run by Aaron Judge. Bird added another home run in the 8th.
CC Sabathia was a beast again. He knows how much New York vs. Boston means. He went 7 innings, allowing 1 run on 6 hits and just 1 walk, striking out 5. Chad Green pitched a perfect inning. So did the much-maligned Chasen Shreve: Even he couldn't blow a 7-run lead.
Yankees 8, Red Sox 1. WP: Sabathia (5-3). No save. LP: Eduardo Rodriguez (9-3).
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As good as Friday night was, Saturday night was an absolute disaster. Sonny Gray once again proved what everybody but Brian Cashman could see last July: He is no Justin Verlander. Or Chris Sale, for that matter. He didn't get out of the 3rd inning, and it was 6-0 by the time he walked off the mound.
Sale, on the other hand, was brilliant for the Sox, allowing just 3 baserunners: He hit Hicks with a pitch in the 1st -- had it been a different Sox pitcher, I'd have been sure hitting the 1st Yankee batter of the game was a message -- and single by Stanton in the 1st, and a walk to Austin Romine in the 2nd. After that, he retired 16 straight Yankees before being relieved.
Red Sox 11, Yankees 0. WP: Sale (8-4). No Save. LP: Gray (5-6).
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The pendulum swung back in the Sunday night ESPN game. It was a Sevy Sunday, and Luis Severino was dominant, pitching shutout ball into the 7th inning, allowing just 2 hits, although 3 walks, with 6 strikeouts.
The Yankee bats, meanwhile clobbered old Tampa Bay pain in the neck David Price, who was supposed to be the 2nd example of the Sox proving the old saw that "The Yankees can't hit lefthanders," which was disproven long ago. Judge and Torres took him deep in the 1st inning. Hicks hit one out in the 3rd. Higashiokia homered in the 5th, and Hicks added another in the inning to finish Price off. In the 8th, Hicks hit a 3rd home run. HIX STIX NIX SOX.
Chapman needed the work, so Boone sent him in to protect an 11-run lead in the 9th. Even Shreve couldn't blow that, right? Well, Aroldis gotta Aroldis, so he allowed a run, but that was it. Yankees 11, Red Sox 1. WP: Severino (13-2). No save. LP: Price (9-6).
Taking 2 of 3 against The Scum is always good. Not as good as sweeping 3, but I'll gladly take it.
The Yankees end the series sort-of tied with the Sox for 1st place, 54-27 to the Sox' 56-29. Because we still have 4 games in hand on them due to rainouts, we're 2 games ahead in the all-important loss column.
That's 81 games in. The regular season is half-over. The Yankees are in a good position. But it could be better. Bring on the 2nd half.
Saturday, July 29, 2017
Can't Say Yanks Are Toothless: Back in 1st Place!
The tooth was fixed yesterday morning, and Judge was in the lineup against the Tampa Bay Rays at Yankee Stadium last night. Good thing, too: He hit a home run in the 4th inning. Gardner hit one in the 1st. And rookie sensation Clint Frazier hit one in the 5th, going a Judgelike 455 feet, driving in 3 runs.
That's 4 home runs on the season for Frazier (remember, he's a recent callup), 19 for Gardner (remember, he's meant to be the speed guy on this team), and 33 for Judge (which is more home runs than a person has teeth, even to start out with)! Say what you want about the Yankees, but they are not toothless!
(Okay, Clint is no longer a prospect, or even a "prospect." He's a rookie sensation. But he could still turn out to be the next Kevin Maas, Dan Pasqua or Steve Balboni. But I would definitely settle for him being the next Shane Spencer, or even the next Brian Doyle!)
Masahiro Tanaka pitched his best game of the season, mainly because Joe Girardi let him: 8 innings, 109 pitches, 1 run, 2 hits, no walks, and a career-high 14 strikeouts.
The 1 run was a home run by Lucas Duda, whom the Rays just picked up from the Mets. This time, though, the home run that Tanaka allowed wasn't an early gopher ball that opened the floodgates. Instead, it was in the 7th inning, an inning that Girardi usually doesn't even let him pitch.
A Didi Gregorius single brought home another run in the 8th, to finish it off. Yankees 6, Rays 1. WP: Tanaka (8-9). No save. LP: Austin Pruitt (5-2).
And the Boston Red Sox lost to the Kansas City Royals 4-2, hours after acquiring former Yankee Eduardo "NunE6" Nunez. The Yankees are now in 1st place in the American League Eastern Division by half a game -- 2 games in the all-important loss column! First time alone in 1st place since June 21.
The series continues this afternoon. Caleb Smith starts against Blake Snell.
Don't look now, but Adrian Beltre, now with the Texas Rangers, has 2,998 career hits, 454 home runs, and a .307 lifetime batting average. His ticket to the Hall of Fame is being printed. And I will have to do that "3,000 Hit Club In Perspective" post again.
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
Triple Your Pleasure
One of the weirdest plays in the 115-season history of the Yankees -- or even the 136-season history of the Reds -- happened last night. With the game scoreless in the bottom of the 2nd, Matt Holliday led off against Luis Castillo. As we've seen, National League players named Luis Castillo have some unpleasant (for them) history at the new Yankee Stadium.
But this was different. Holliday singled to right. Didi Gregorius singled to right. Chase Headley singled to left, but Holliday couldn't score. Bases loaded, nobody out. The Yankees should've gotten at least 2 runs home.
The batter was Todd Frazier. From Toms River, Ocean County, New Jersey, he was making his Pinstripes debut, having come to the Yankees in a trade while we were on the road. He got a nice hand.
Frazier hit a ground ball up the middle. Jose Peraza, the Reds' shortstop, got it, and stepped on 2nd base. That's 1 out. He threw to Joey Votto at 1st base to throw Frazier out. That's 2 outs. In the meantime, Holliday came home to score.
But Gregorius thought the ball might be caught, so he stayed close to 2nd. Maybe 99 times out of 100, that's the smart thing to do; maybe 999 times out of 1,000, it's at least the safe thing to do. But, seeing what was happening, he ran for 3rd base. Votto saw this, and threw across the diamond, and Gregorius was caught in a rundown. Eventually, he was called out for running wide of the baseline to avoid a tag. That's 3 outs.
A triple play. The 1st pulled by the Reds since 1995, the 1st against the Yankees since 2011. But since Holliday scored while the play was still in progress, and none of the outs concerned him, his run still counted.
"A strange play," said Captain Obvious, in his secret identity of Joe Girardi.
"Got to be a record," Frazier said. Not quite: It was the 1st run scored during a triple play since the Seattle Mariners did it against the Minnesota Twins in 2006.
This wasn't a case of, to paraphrase the old Doublemint gum slogan, "Triple your pleasure, triple your fun." But it did get the Yankees on the board. Cliche Alert: That's baseball: You never know when you're going to see something you've never seen before.
A triple play, but we still score? Cliche Alert, Part 2: Whatever works.
So, anyway, one-nil to the Pinstripe Boys. Gregorius made up for his baserunning faux pas with a sacrifice fly in the 4th inning, to make it 2-0. An Austin Romine double brought home a run in the 5th, to make it 3-0.
Jordan Montgomery walked a batter in the 2nd inning, but kept a no-hitter going through 5. We were 12 outs away from having a no-hitter and a run-scoring triple play in the same game. Cliche Alert, Part 3: Baseball is a funny game.
In the 6th, Montgomery ran into trouble, allowing a leadoff double, and 2 grounders that each advanced the runner a base, to make it 3-1. Girardi kept him in through 7, and brought Dellin Betances in for the 8th.
Cliche Alert, Part 4: Walks can kill you. Betances bracketed a strikeout with walks. A fielder's choice moved the runners up, and then he allowed an RBI double to make it 3-2, with the tying run on 3rd.
Girardi brought in Adam Warren, and I figured this was another game that Girardi had blown with his pitching musical chairs. But Warren got a strikeout to end the threat. And Gregorius, clearly the man of the game, in whatever direction you want to suggest, got us an insurance run with his 15th home run of the season. Aroldis Chapman pitched a perfect 9th to close it out.
Yankees 4, Reds 2. WP: Montgomery (7-5). SV: Chapman (12). LP: Castillo (1-4). The Yankees have now won 4 of their last 5, and it really should be 5 in a row; while the Reds have lost 10 of their last 12.
Even better, the Boston Red Sox lost last night, so the Yankees close to within 1 game of 1st place in the American League Eastern Division -- and, because we have 4 games in hand on them, we are actually a game ahead of them in the all-important loss column!
This briefest of actual series, rather than a 1-game rainout makeup -- 2 games, most likely ending within 21 hours -- concludes with a matinee today, with Luis Severino starting for New York, and Homer Bailey, he of 2 career no-hitters but otherwise with a career record of just 59-56, for Cincinnati.
Then, tomorrow night, the Tampa Bay Rays come in for a 4-game series.
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Hours until the U.S. national soccer team plays again: 9, tonight at 9:30, in the Final of the CONCACAF Gold Cup, against Jamaica, at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California, home of the NFL's Philadelphia Eagles. The U.S. had expected to play Mexico in the Final, but Jamaica pulled the upset.
Days until The Arsenal play again: 3, on Saturday, 11:20 AM our time, as they begin the 2-day Emirates Cup. Four teams, two doubleheaders. The early game on Saturday is Sevilla of Spain against Red Bull Leipzig of Germany, followed by Arsenal vs. Benfica of Lisbon, Portugal. The next day, Benfica play RB Leipzig, while Arsenal host Sevilla.
Days until the Red Bulls play again: 3, on Saturday night at 7:30, home to the Montreal Impact.
Days until the Red Bulls next play a "derby": 11, a week from this Sunday, August 6, against New York City FC at Yankee Stadium. They will next play the Philadelphia Union on Sunday, September 17, at at Red Bull Arena. They will next play the D.C. Scum on Saturday, September 27, at Red Bull Arena in Harrison, New Jersey. They are not scheduled to play the New England Revolution again this season. The Red Bulls might make the Playoffs, but the Revs probably won't, so they almost certainly won't face each other again until next season.
Days until the Premier League season begins: 16, on Friday, August 11. A little over 2 weeks.
The Arsenal open the season at home to Leicester City, in a game moved back from the intending opening to suit British TV.
Days until the next Yankees-Red Sox series: 16, on Friday, August 11, at Yankee Stadium. A little over 2 weeks.
Days until Rutgers University plays football again: 37, on Friday, September 1, home to the University of Washington. A little over 5 weeks.
Days until East Brunswick High School plays football again: 44, on Friday night, September 8, home to Sayreville, a "derby." A little over 6 weeks.
Days until the New Jersey Devils play again: 73, on Saturday night, October 7, home to the Colorado Avalanche. A little over 10 weeks.
Days until the New Jersey Devils next play a local rival: 80, on Saturday night, October 14, against the New York Rangers at Madison Square Garden in Midtown Manhattan. Their 1st game against the New York Islanders will be on Sunday, January 7, 2018, at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn -- and they'll have played the Rangers 3 times by then. Their 1st game against the Philadelphia Flyers will be on Saturday, January 13, 2018, at the Prudential Center in Newark -- and they'll have played the Rangers 3 times and the Islanders once by then. This is a weird schedule. But at least we have it. The NBA usually doesn't release its new season's schedule until August.
Days until the Alex Rodriguez Contract From Hell officially runs out, and the Yankees can spend his salary on new players: 97, on October 31.
Days until the next election for Governor of New Jersey: 104, on Tuesday, November 7. A little over 3 months until we elect Phil Murphy, defeat Kim Guadagno, and end Christieism forever. But only if you vote!
Days until the next Rutgers-Penn State football game: 108, on Saturday, November 11, at Beaver Stadium in State College, Pennsylvania.
Days until the next North London Derby: 115, on Saturday, November 18, at the Emirates Stadium. This game could be moved to the following day, for TV purposes.
Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge Thanksgiving high school football game: 120, on Thursday, November 23, at 10:00 AM. A little under months, and thank God it's at home, at Jay Doyle's Green Grove, rather than at that purple shit pit on Route 9.
Days until the next Winter Olympics begins in Pyeongchang, Korea: 202, on February 9, 2018. A little over 6 months.
Days until the next World Cup kicks off in Russia: 323, on June 14, 2018. Under 11 months. Has Bruce Arena turned our chances around? Maybe. Or maybe, with the tournament on his soil, Vladimir Putin will tell his bitch Donald Trump to tell Bruce Arena to tank the games. Maybe not. Or maybe only if we end up playing Russia. I don't think Arena will listen. If he doesn't, I hope his life insurance is paid up, because Putin has had people killed for defying him.
Days until September 2018 roster call-ups, when we can finally start to expect seeing most of these wonderful "prospects" for whom Yankee general manager Brian Cashman threw away a chance at the 2016 Playoffs: 402. A little over a year, or a little over 13 months. Of course, Clint Frazier is already up, but we've hardly benefited enough to offset the cost of Andrew Miller. We could end up seeing another of them sooner than that, but since most of them are at Double-A Trenton now, if that, who's kidding who?
Days until the next Congressional election: 468, on November 6, 2018. Under a year and a half, or a little over 15 months.
Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Mariano Rivera: 532, on January 9, 2019. A little under a year and a half, or a little over 17 months.
Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Derek Jeter: 897, on January 8, 2020. A little under 2 1/2 years, or a little over 29 months.
Days until the next Summer Olympics begins in Tokyo, Japan: 1,102, on July 24, 2020. A shade under 3 years, or 36 months.
Days until the next Presidential election: 1,564, on November 3, 2020. Under 3 1/2 years, or a little over 39 months.
Days until Liberation Day: 1,642, at noon on January 20, 2021. A little over 3 1/2 years, or a little under 42 months. Note that this is liberation from the Republican Party, not just from Donald Trump. Having Mike Pence as President wouldn't be better, just differently bad, mixing theocracy with plutocracy, rather than mixing kleptocracy with plutocracy.










