Ballgame over. Opening Day over. Yankees win. Theeee Yankees win.
New York Yankees of The Bronx 7, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim 5. A little scary in the 9th, as David Robertson gave up a home run to ex-Yankee Bobby Abreu, but Mariano Rivera slammed the door, following 6 shutout innings by Andy Pettitte. Nick Johnson and Derek Jeter homered for the Bronx Bombers, and the Halos no longer seem like such nemeses to the Loyal Sons of the Bambino.
(Hey, if Jerry Izenberg of The Star-Ledger can call the football Giants "The Loyal Sons of Mara Tech"... )
Yogi Berra and Whitey Ford were on hand, and they got 2009 World Series rings, to go with all the others they'd won.
The Yankees are now 5-2. Going into today's night games, they are tied for 1st in the American League Eastern Division with the Toronto Blue Jays, 1 game ahead of the Tampa Bay Rays, 2 ahead of The Scum (you might know them as "the Boston Red Sox"), and 4 ahead of the Baltimore Orioles, who are not only off to a 1-6 start -- worse even than The Other Team in New York -- but drew just 9,l29 fans to Camden Yards last night, a 4-1 loss to the Rays.
Remember when you couldn't get into Oriole Park at Camden Yards (at least they never gave it a corporate name) without a crowbar? It was 46,000 every game, 81 games a year? Now, they're down to just 9,000 fans. Even the Nets do better than that!
O's owner Peter Angelos spent much of the 1990s and early 2000s trying like hell to keep Major League Baseball from putting an expansion team, or a moved team, in Washington, D.C., because studies showed that one-quarter of his fans came up from the D.C. area.
Well, the Oriole attendance dropped precipitously well before the Montreal Expos became the Washington Nationals, for one very big reason. It wasn't that the O's stopped playing good baseball, they still came after the 1996 & '97 Playoff seasons. It was because Cal Ripken retired. Suddenly, there was no reason to come out to the ballpark anymore. Except maybe for Boog Powell's barbecue stand, which, with the additions of Greg Luzinski's in Philadelphia and "Teddy Roosevelt"'s in Washington, isn't even the best in the Northeast anymore. (I haven't tried Luis Tiant's at Fenway, mainly because he's Cuban and I can't stand spicy food.)
Maybe Oriole fans should check to see if, A, Angelos is talking to Mayflower moving vans; and, B, if Indianapolis is seeking an expansion of their new Triple-A ballpark. Could this be the second coming -- or going -- of a Baltimore team to Hoosierville?
Anyway, the Yankees' Magic Number to eliminate the Rays is 155, for the Red Sox it's 154, and for the O's it's 152. A little early to discuss that? Yes, it is. As New Jersey native Susan Sarandon (Edison H.S. Class of '64) taught us, "It's a long season, and you've got to trust it." (Then again, in real life, she's a Mets fan. And a New York Rangers fan. I don't care how good she looks at age 63: That's a double anti-Viagra.)
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Stadium & Arena Finales Update
Opening Day: As I type this, One-nil to the Pinstripers, on a cracker of a goal by Nicklas Bendtner.
Sorry, I was "speaking English" there: As I type this, one-nothing Yanks, on a towering drive by Nick Johnson. Now that I've got that out of the way...
Now that the Nets have finally bid adieu to the Meadowlands Arena, I can update this piece that I did following the death of Giants Stadium in January:
Stadium and arena farewells listed here begin with the move of the Brooklyn Dodgers and the baseball version of the New York Giants in 1957. While I could have mentioned the football Giants’ last game at the Polo Grounds in 1955, nobody really cared. Except maybe baseball Giants owner Horace Stoneham, who sure missed Tim Mara’s rent checks.
Dodgers' last game at Ebbets Field: September 24, 1957, beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 2-0. Did not seriously contend for the National League Pennant. Team owner Walter O'Malley may have been the least sentimental person ever involved with New York Tri-State Area sports, and so no closing ceremonies were held. The game was on a Tuesday night, and only 6,702 fans turned out. No Dodger legends were invited, although several of the "Boys of Summer" were still on the squad.
Organist Gladys Gooding, "the only person to 'play' for the Brooklyn Dodgers, New York Knicks and New York Rangers," must have ignored any memos she got from Lord Waltermort, because she played several farewell-type songs, such as "Am I Blue." At the game's conclusion, somebody cued up the record of the team's theme song, "Follow the Dodgers," which Gooding wrote. This was in terrible taste, and she knew it, and took it off, and played "Auld Lang Syne." But at least they won, with Danny McDevitt pitching a shutout.
Performance: 9. Ceremony: 1 (and even that 1 is credited to Gooding). Total: 10.
Baseball Giants' last game at the Polo Grounds: September 29, 1957, lost to the Pirates 9-1. Did not seriously contend for the National League Pennant. The same Pirate team that couldn't hit McDevitt pounded the Jints. But at least Stoneham – who infamously said, "I feel sorry for the kids, but I haven't seen too many of their fathers lately" – understood the weight of the moment, and invited back several Giant legends, including Carl Hubbell, Bill Terry and Larry Doyle. Also invited was Blanche McGraw, who said of her husband, "If John were here, this would break his heart." Although he wasn't a retired Giants great, Bobby Thomson had recently been reacquired, and posed for photographers, pointing to the spot where his 1951 "Shot Heard 'Round the World" landed.
Still, only 11,606 came out, many of them singing, to "Good Night Ladies," "We want Stoneham, we want Stoneham, we want Stoneham, with a rope around his neck!"
Performance: 2. Ceremony: 6. Total: 8.
Mets' last game at Polo Grounds: September 18, 1963, lost to the Philadelphia Phillies 5-1. Lost 111 games. Only 1,752 came out to see the last baseball game at 155th Street and 8th Avenue, on the site where professional baseball had been played since 1890, and in that particular stadium since 1911. One Met fan was quoted as saying, "Not many really cared, did they?"
Even the Met organization, including former Giant board members Joan Payson and M. Donald Grant, didn't make an effort to include any New York baseball legends, although Casey Stengel was the manager, and Gil Hodges and Duke Snider were now on the Met roster.
Performance: 2. Ceremony: 0. Total: 2.
Jets' last game at Polo Grounds: December 14, 1963, lost to the Buffalo Bills 19-10. Missed AFL Playoffs. In their first year as the Jets, after 3 seasons as the New York Titans, it was the city's AFL outfit that played the last event at the old Harlem Horseshoe.
But they were awful, and the game was nothing to write home about, and there was no ceremony. Why would there be? This was a team in its 4th season, so who were they supposed to bring back, Al Dorow?
Performance: 4. Ceremony: 0. Total: 4.
Knicks' last game at the old Madison Square Garden: February 10, 1968, beat the Philadelphia 76ers 115-97. Lost in East Semis, also to 76ers. This was mere months after Wilt Chamberlain, Hal Greer & Co. won the NBA Title with a then-record 68 wins, so even in the Knicks' own building, beating the Sixers by 18 points was no mean feat. But as far as my research can reveal, there was no ceremony.
Performance: 10. Ceremony: 0. Total: 10.
Rangers' last game at the Old Garden: February 11, 1968, tied the Detroit Red Wings 3-3. Lost in Stanley Cup Quarterfinals to the Chicago Blackhawks. The Wings weren't an especially good team at the time, but they did still have Gordie Howe and Alex Delvecchio. And, this time, there was a ceremony. Following the game, there was a "final skate," featuring NHL legends, and not just from the Rangers: There was the still-active Howe, Montreal god Maurice Richard, even Boston old-timer Eddie Shore.
I can’t find any word as to whether any New York Americans were invited. Some should have been, as the Old Garden was their house – and it was theirs first, in 1925-26, and it was their success that season (at the box office, anyway) that led to the creation of Garden owner/promoter George "Tex" Rickard's team, "Tex's Rangers."
Performance: 5. Ceremony: 9. Total: 14. In this instance, the Rangers most certainly did not suck.
Giants' last game at Yankee Stadium: September 23, 1973, tied the Philadelphia Eagles 23-23. Missed NFC Playoffs. With all the recriminations between Giants owner Wellington Mara and New York Mayor John Lindsay – leading to Lindsay not allowing the Giants to use City-owned Shea Stadium until the Meadowlands could be ready, forcing them to spend the remainder of '73 and all of '74 at the Yale Bowl in New Haven – it was probably for the best that there was no ceremony.
There was, however, a ceremony with Giant greats at the Giants Stadium opener in 1976. Lindsay's successor, Mayor Abe Beame, let the Giants play at Shea in '75, along with the Mets, Jets and temporarily exiled Yankees, but I'm not including the Yanks' and Giants' Shea farewells, especially since both later played regular-season games at Shea.
As for the Giants' Yankee Stadium farewell: Performance: 5. Ceremony: 0. Total: 5.
Yankees' last game at pre-renovation Yankee Stadium: September 30, 1973, lost to the Detroit Tigers 7-5. Were in Playoff contention until August. Not much of a game, and not much of a ceremony. About all the Yankees did was pull up home plate, to give to Claire Ruth, and 1st base, to give to Eleanor Gehrig.
They did, however, invite a lot of big names to that season's Opening Day, as it was The Stadium's 50th Anniversary; and to the Stadium's reopening in 1976. Both times, the first ball was thrown out by Bob Shawkey, who started and won the 1st game at The Stadium in 1923.
At the '76 opener, guests included Mrs. Gehrig (Mrs. Ruth was dying and unable to attend), Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, football Giants star Frank Gifford, and Joe Louis, who defended the heavyweight title at The Stadium several times, most notably against Max Schmeling. But if The Stadium in 1923 opened with a bang (from the bat of the Babe), in '73 it closed with a whimper.
Performance: 3. Ceremony: 0. Total: 3.
Nets' last game at the Nassau Coliseum: April 1, 1977, lost to the Indiana Pacers 89-88. Missed Playoffs, and at 22-60 went from being the final ABA Champions to having the worst record in the NBA in just one season – which is what happens when you have to sell the ABA's best player, Julius Erving, to pay the Knicks a $4.8 million territorial indemnity fee, on top of the $3.2 million they had to pay to get into the NBA in the first place. That's $8 million, or over $30 million in 2010 dollars.
There was little point in saying goodbye to the squat little building on the Hempstead Turnpike, although they almost won the game, and it was appropriate that their last game as the New York Nets was against the other team that could have been called the pride of the ABA: Between the two of them, the Nets and Pacers played in 6 of the 9 ABA Finals, including the 1972 Finals against each other (the Pacers won).
Performance: 4. Ceremony: 0. Total: 4.
Nets' last game at the Rutgers Athletic Center: March 28, 1981, lost to the New York Knicks 90-88. Missed the NBA Playoffs, with a horrible 24-58. They did come close to winning the game and beating the team that should have been their arch-rivals, and they did get better the next season, starting their Meadowlands tenure with 5 straight Playoff seasons. But they didn't really show it here, and there was no ceremony to mark their leaving of the building now known as the Louis Brown Athletic Center (but still usually called "The RAC," pronounced "rack"), on RU's Livingston Campus in Piscataway. Performance: 4. Ceremony: 0. Total: 4.
Jets' last game at Shea Stadium: December 10, 1983, lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers 34-7. Missed AFC Playoffs. The Jets did hold a ceremony with former greats, including Joe Namath, but this frigid finale was more notable as the last NFL game for Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.
Performance: 1. Ceremony: 6. Total: 7.
Devils' last game at Meadowlands/Brendan Byrne/Continental Airlines Arena: Regular Season, April 8, 2007, lost to the New York Islanders 3-2; Playoffs, May 5, 2007, Game 5 of NHL Eastern Conference Semifinals, lost to the Ottawa Senators 3-2. The Devils are the only Tri-State Area team ever to have an official farewell knowing they were going to play at least one home Playoff game in the building.
After 25 years in the arena soon to be renamed the Izod Center, the Devils didn't have a whole lot of "greats," but the 3 Stanley Cup teams did give them plenty of names to bring back, including Scott Stevens, Ken Daneyko and John MacLean. A few other big Devils names couldn't make it, as they were still playing, such as Scott Niedermayer, Brian Rafalski, and, ugh, Scott Gomez. (Did I mention that the Rangers suck? Well, they do.)
The Devils opened their history with a home game against the Pittsburgh Penguins, but it was somewhat appropriate that the regular-season finale was against the NHL's superteam of the early 1980s, the Isles, who stunk in the late 2000s, but, for whatever reason, usually managed to beat the Devils. It didn't matter that much, since there were still Playoffs to be held, and while the Devils did beat the Tampa Bay Lightning in the first round of the Playoffs, those pesky Senators filibustered their season to death.
Performance (actual finale): 3. Ceremony (official finale): 6. Total: 9.
Yankees' last game at the old Yankee Stadium: September 21, 2008, beat the Baltimore Orioles 7-3. Stayed in contention for the Playoffs until just before then, and officially eliminated in their next game.
The ceremony brought back Yankees dating back to 1947 with Yogi Berra. Although the actors portraying Babe Ruth and the rest of the 1923 Stadium-openers was a tacky touch, the guy playing Casey Stengel, complete with mismatched socks, was a hoot. It was the 1st time I'd ever seen all 3 Stadium perfect game pitchers (Don Larsen, David Wells and David Cone) together. Whitey, Reggie, Guidry, O'Neill, and the huge ovation for the last announced former star, Bernie.
It was very nice to bring back the widows of Phil Rizzuto, Thurman Munson and Catfish Hunter, the daughter of Elston Howard, the sons of Mickey Mantle, Billy Martin and Roger Maris, and the family of Bobby Murcer. Especially the Murcers: Bobby had died shortly before that season's Old-Timers' Day, and it was too soon for them to come back, the wound still too fresh, so this was the right way for the fans to say goodbye and thank you. Anybody who wasn't touched by David Mantle hugging Kay Murcer in center field, and by Mariano Rivera escorting Cora Rizzuto out to shortstop, has no heart.
The Babe's 91-year-old daughter, Julia Ruth Stevens, throwing out the first pitch to the injured Jorge Posada (had to work him into the ceremony somehow) was a nice touch. The Yankees won the game, although it was touch-and-go for a while. Derek Jeter's short speech after the final game was a proper sendoff.
I was actually glad that the Yanks hadn't made the Playoffs, to take the suspense away – see the next entry. Performance: 9. Ceremony: 10. Total: 19.
Mets' last game at Shea Stadium: September 28, 2008, lost to the Florida Marlins 4-2. As a result, for the second straight season, they missed the Playoffs due to losing a season finale. Had the Mets won that day, or the Milwaukee Brewers lost, there would have been a 163rd game, and it would have been at Shea the next day. Instead, well, what did you expect: They're the Mets!
The postgame ceremony was nice, with most of the living '69 Mets, and most of the '86 Mets, on hand, though it’s still hard to think of Yogi and Willie Mays as Mets. And what about who wasn't there? Rest in peace Mrs. Payson, Casey, Gil, Lindsey Nelson, Bob Murphy, Tommie Agee and Tug McGraw; but Davey Johnson, the only living human to lead the Mets to a World Series win; and Mookie Wilson, one of the most popular Mets ever, and the man who made the Game 6 win happen. Compared to that, Dave Kingman was a poor substitute.
Tom Seaver couldn't reach the plate to get the last pitch to Mike Piazza. I realize he was 64, but Julia Stevens wasn't that much further off the plate a week earlier, and she was 91! (Seaver did throw a perfect strike to Piazza for the Citi Field opener, though.)
And what was with that walk out to the center field fence? I understand that Seaver represents the 1969 and 1973 memories, and Piazza 1999 and 2000. But there was no representative of 1986. The right way to do it would have been to have Seaver, the team's 1st Hall-of-Famer, flanked by Gary Carter, the team's 2nd HOFer, and Piazza, who will likely be the team's 3rd HOFer (unless it ends up being proven that he was yet another steroid freak). You would have had the '69 and '73 postseasons, with the '86 and '88 postseasons on one side and the '99 and '00 postseasons on the other. What about 2006? I guess the wound from Yadier Molina, and the fact that the '06 Mets were roughly the same teams that shredded their fans' hearts in '07 and '08, were still too fresh to have anyone represent them at the end.
Performance: 2. Ceremony: 6. Total: 8.
Giants' last game at Giants Stadium: December 27, 2009, lost to the Carolina Panthers 41-9. As a result, missed the NFC Playoffs. (They still would've needed to win the next week, which they didn't.) Despite having brought back several greats from the 1976 to 2009 era, the current G-Men dropped a major league stink bomb – as if the Meadowlands area needed any more bad smells.
Performance: 0. Ceremony: 5. Total: 5.
Jets' last game at Giants Stadium: January 3, 2010, beat the Cincinnati Bengals 37-0. As a result, made the AFC Playoffs, where they got as far as the AFC Championship Game before losing to the Indianapolis Colts. Granted, the Bengals didn't exactly put up much of a fight, but, still, thirty-seven to nothing. This was the kind of game the Giants should have put up in their Giants Stadium finale.
Now, the Jets' years at Giants Stadium, 1984 to 2009, contained some great memories (Jets 51, Dolphins 46 in '86; Parcells' '98 masterwork; the Monday Night Miracle in 2000; Herman Edwards bringing them back from the brink with "You play to win the game!" for the '02 Division Title; the beginning of the Mark Sanchez era). But they also contained some disasters (Dan Marino's fake spike comes to mind), and, let's face it, Giants Stadium was never the Jets' home – not even when they were the official home team in games against the Big Blue Wrecking Crew. The new stadium that opens next door will officially be just as much Gang Green’s home, if for no other reason than it won't have another team's name on it. (Although that's not why the Giants left Yankee Stadium).
The Jets brought back a few members of the New York Sack Exchange, plus Wesley Walker, Freeman McNeil, Al Toon, Wayne Chrebet and Curtis Martin. They even brought back some Shea guys like Namath. But the best thing the Jets ever did at Giants Stadium was get the hell out – and they went out in a blaze of glory. (They needed a blaze of something, because it was an icebox that night!)
Performance: 10. Ceremony: 7. Total: 17.
Nets' last game at the Meadowlands/Brendan Byrne Arena/Continental Airlines Arena/Izod Center: April 12, 2010, lost to the Charlotte Bobcats, 105-95. Missed Playoffs due to the worst season any Tri-State Area NBA team has ever had. There was no ceremony; hopefully, there will be something in 2 years when they play their last game in New Jersey, at the Prudential.
Performance: 4. Ceremony: 0. Total: 4.
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1. 2008 Yankees 19
2. 2009 Jets 17
3. 1968 Rangers 14
4. 1968 Knicks 10
5. 1957 Dodgers 10
6. 2007 Devils 9
7. 2008 Mets 8
8. 1957 Giants (B) 8
9. 1983 Jets 7
10. 2009 Giants 5
11. 1973 Giants 5
12. 2010 Nets 4
13. 1977 Nets 4
14. 1981 Nets 4
15. 1963 Jets 4
16. 1973 Yankees 3
17. 1963 Mets 2
The Islanders are the only one of the Tri-State Area's 9 major league teams still playing in their original building, and if the 'Lighthouse Project' ever moves forward, they will remain in the Nassau Coliseum for the foreseeable future. If it doesn't, there is a chance they'll move into the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, and once again share a building with the Nets. Of course, that thing has to get built first. Newark is a basketball town, Seton Hall University draws well there, and the Nets would probably sell out The Rock more than the Devils do.
I wonder what the Nets will do when they finally get the Barclays Center nearly ready to go, and can officially, finally, schedule their last home game in New Jersey – which, presumably, won’t be a Playoff game, even if it takes another 5 years to leave the old barn at Exit 16W. I wonder if new owner Mikhail Prokhorov will care enough to bring back Buck Williams, Mike Gminski and Albert King?
Who knows, by the time the damn thing is finally built at Atlantic Yards, the Nets will be able to bring to the Meadowlands finale Jason Kidd, Kenyon Martin, Vince Carter and Richard Jefferson – they might all be retired, and I don't mean early due to injury. This team has already been a lame duck franchise longer than the Montreal Expos were (5 years as opposed to 4). The New Jersey Nets can’t even die with dignity.
Then again, neither did Shea Stadium. At least organist Gladys Gooding tried to host a proper funeral for Ebbets Field.
Sorry, I was "speaking English" there: As I type this, one-nothing Yanks, on a towering drive by Nick Johnson. Now that I've got that out of the way...
Now that the Nets have finally bid adieu to the Meadowlands Arena, I can update this piece that I did following the death of Giants Stadium in January:
Stadium and arena farewells listed here begin with the move of the Brooklyn Dodgers and the baseball version of the New York Giants in 1957. While I could have mentioned the football Giants’ last game at the Polo Grounds in 1955, nobody really cared. Except maybe baseball Giants owner Horace Stoneham, who sure missed Tim Mara’s rent checks.
Dodgers' last game at Ebbets Field: September 24, 1957, beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 2-0. Did not seriously contend for the National League Pennant. Team owner Walter O'Malley may have been the least sentimental person ever involved with New York Tri-State Area sports, and so no closing ceremonies were held. The game was on a Tuesday night, and only 6,702 fans turned out. No Dodger legends were invited, although several of the "Boys of Summer" were still on the squad.
Organist Gladys Gooding, "the only person to 'play' for the Brooklyn Dodgers, New York Knicks and New York Rangers," must have ignored any memos she got from Lord Waltermort, because she played several farewell-type songs, such as "Am I Blue." At the game's conclusion, somebody cued up the record of the team's theme song, "Follow the Dodgers," which Gooding wrote. This was in terrible taste, and she knew it, and took it off, and played "Auld Lang Syne." But at least they won, with Danny McDevitt pitching a shutout.
Performance: 9. Ceremony: 1 (and even that 1 is credited to Gooding). Total: 10.
Baseball Giants' last game at the Polo Grounds: September 29, 1957, lost to the Pirates 9-1. Did not seriously contend for the National League Pennant. The same Pirate team that couldn't hit McDevitt pounded the Jints. But at least Stoneham – who infamously said, "I feel sorry for the kids, but I haven't seen too many of their fathers lately" – understood the weight of the moment, and invited back several Giant legends, including Carl Hubbell, Bill Terry and Larry Doyle. Also invited was Blanche McGraw, who said of her husband, "If John were here, this would break his heart." Although he wasn't a retired Giants great, Bobby Thomson had recently been reacquired, and posed for photographers, pointing to the spot where his 1951 "Shot Heard 'Round the World" landed.
Still, only 11,606 came out, many of them singing, to "Good Night Ladies," "We want Stoneham, we want Stoneham, we want Stoneham, with a rope around his neck!"
Performance: 2. Ceremony: 6. Total: 8.
Mets' last game at Polo Grounds: September 18, 1963, lost to the Philadelphia Phillies 5-1. Lost 111 games. Only 1,752 came out to see the last baseball game at 155th Street and 8th Avenue, on the site where professional baseball had been played since 1890, and in that particular stadium since 1911. One Met fan was quoted as saying, "Not many really cared, did they?"
Even the Met organization, including former Giant board members Joan Payson and M. Donald Grant, didn't make an effort to include any New York baseball legends, although Casey Stengel was the manager, and Gil Hodges and Duke Snider were now on the Met roster.
Performance: 2. Ceremony: 0. Total: 2.
Jets' last game at Polo Grounds: December 14, 1963, lost to the Buffalo Bills 19-10. Missed AFL Playoffs. In their first year as the Jets, after 3 seasons as the New York Titans, it was the city's AFL outfit that played the last event at the old Harlem Horseshoe.
But they were awful, and the game was nothing to write home about, and there was no ceremony. Why would there be? This was a team in its 4th season, so who were they supposed to bring back, Al Dorow?
Performance: 4. Ceremony: 0. Total: 4.
Knicks' last game at the old Madison Square Garden: February 10, 1968, beat the Philadelphia 76ers 115-97. Lost in East Semis, also to 76ers. This was mere months after Wilt Chamberlain, Hal Greer & Co. won the NBA Title with a then-record 68 wins, so even in the Knicks' own building, beating the Sixers by 18 points was no mean feat. But as far as my research can reveal, there was no ceremony.
Performance: 10. Ceremony: 0. Total: 10.
Rangers' last game at the Old Garden: February 11, 1968, tied the Detroit Red Wings 3-3. Lost in Stanley Cup Quarterfinals to the Chicago Blackhawks. The Wings weren't an especially good team at the time, but they did still have Gordie Howe and Alex Delvecchio. And, this time, there was a ceremony. Following the game, there was a "final skate," featuring NHL legends, and not just from the Rangers: There was the still-active Howe, Montreal god Maurice Richard, even Boston old-timer Eddie Shore.
I can’t find any word as to whether any New York Americans were invited. Some should have been, as the Old Garden was their house – and it was theirs first, in 1925-26, and it was their success that season (at the box office, anyway) that led to the creation of Garden owner/promoter George "Tex" Rickard's team, "Tex's Rangers."
Performance: 5. Ceremony: 9. Total: 14. In this instance, the Rangers most certainly did not suck.
Giants' last game at Yankee Stadium: September 23, 1973, tied the Philadelphia Eagles 23-23. Missed NFC Playoffs. With all the recriminations between Giants owner Wellington Mara and New York Mayor John Lindsay – leading to Lindsay not allowing the Giants to use City-owned Shea Stadium until the Meadowlands could be ready, forcing them to spend the remainder of '73 and all of '74 at the Yale Bowl in New Haven – it was probably for the best that there was no ceremony.
There was, however, a ceremony with Giant greats at the Giants Stadium opener in 1976. Lindsay's successor, Mayor Abe Beame, let the Giants play at Shea in '75, along with the Mets, Jets and temporarily exiled Yankees, but I'm not including the Yanks' and Giants' Shea farewells, especially since both later played regular-season games at Shea.
As for the Giants' Yankee Stadium farewell: Performance: 5. Ceremony: 0. Total: 5.
Yankees' last game at pre-renovation Yankee Stadium: September 30, 1973, lost to the Detroit Tigers 7-5. Were in Playoff contention until August. Not much of a game, and not much of a ceremony. About all the Yankees did was pull up home plate, to give to Claire Ruth, and 1st base, to give to Eleanor Gehrig.
They did, however, invite a lot of big names to that season's Opening Day, as it was The Stadium's 50th Anniversary; and to the Stadium's reopening in 1976. Both times, the first ball was thrown out by Bob Shawkey, who started and won the 1st game at The Stadium in 1923.
At the '76 opener, guests included Mrs. Gehrig (Mrs. Ruth was dying and unable to attend), Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, football Giants star Frank Gifford, and Joe Louis, who defended the heavyweight title at The Stadium several times, most notably against Max Schmeling. But if The Stadium in 1923 opened with a bang (from the bat of the Babe), in '73 it closed with a whimper.
Performance: 3. Ceremony: 0. Total: 3.
Nets' last game at the Nassau Coliseum: April 1, 1977, lost to the Indiana Pacers 89-88. Missed Playoffs, and at 22-60 went from being the final ABA Champions to having the worst record in the NBA in just one season – which is what happens when you have to sell the ABA's best player, Julius Erving, to pay the Knicks a $4.8 million territorial indemnity fee, on top of the $3.2 million they had to pay to get into the NBA in the first place. That's $8 million, or over $30 million in 2010 dollars.
There was little point in saying goodbye to the squat little building on the Hempstead Turnpike, although they almost won the game, and it was appropriate that their last game as the New York Nets was against the other team that could have been called the pride of the ABA: Between the two of them, the Nets and Pacers played in 6 of the 9 ABA Finals, including the 1972 Finals against each other (the Pacers won).
Performance: 4. Ceremony: 0. Total: 4.
Nets' last game at the Rutgers Athletic Center: March 28, 1981, lost to the New York Knicks 90-88. Missed the NBA Playoffs, with a horrible 24-58. They did come close to winning the game and beating the team that should have been their arch-rivals, and they did get better the next season, starting their Meadowlands tenure with 5 straight Playoff seasons. But they didn't really show it here, and there was no ceremony to mark their leaving of the building now known as the Louis Brown Athletic Center (but still usually called "The RAC," pronounced "rack"), on RU's Livingston Campus in Piscataway. Performance: 4. Ceremony: 0. Total: 4.
Jets' last game at Shea Stadium: December 10, 1983, lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers 34-7. Missed AFC Playoffs. The Jets did hold a ceremony with former greats, including Joe Namath, but this frigid finale was more notable as the last NFL game for Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.
Performance: 1. Ceremony: 6. Total: 7.
Devils' last game at Meadowlands/Brendan Byrne/Continental Airlines Arena: Regular Season, April 8, 2007, lost to the New York Islanders 3-2; Playoffs, May 5, 2007, Game 5 of NHL Eastern Conference Semifinals, lost to the Ottawa Senators 3-2. The Devils are the only Tri-State Area team ever to have an official farewell knowing they were going to play at least one home Playoff game in the building.
After 25 years in the arena soon to be renamed the Izod Center, the Devils didn't have a whole lot of "greats," but the 3 Stanley Cup teams did give them plenty of names to bring back, including Scott Stevens, Ken Daneyko and John MacLean. A few other big Devils names couldn't make it, as they were still playing, such as Scott Niedermayer, Brian Rafalski, and, ugh, Scott Gomez. (Did I mention that the Rangers suck? Well, they do.)
The Devils opened their history with a home game against the Pittsburgh Penguins, but it was somewhat appropriate that the regular-season finale was against the NHL's superteam of the early 1980s, the Isles, who stunk in the late 2000s, but, for whatever reason, usually managed to beat the Devils. It didn't matter that much, since there were still Playoffs to be held, and while the Devils did beat the Tampa Bay Lightning in the first round of the Playoffs, those pesky Senators filibustered their season to death.
Performance (actual finale): 3. Ceremony (official finale): 6. Total: 9.
Yankees' last game at the old Yankee Stadium: September 21, 2008, beat the Baltimore Orioles 7-3. Stayed in contention for the Playoffs until just before then, and officially eliminated in their next game.
The ceremony brought back Yankees dating back to 1947 with Yogi Berra. Although the actors portraying Babe Ruth and the rest of the 1923 Stadium-openers was a tacky touch, the guy playing Casey Stengel, complete with mismatched socks, was a hoot. It was the 1st time I'd ever seen all 3 Stadium perfect game pitchers (Don Larsen, David Wells and David Cone) together. Whitey, Reggie, Guidry, O'Neill, and the huge ovation for the last announced former star, Bernie.
It was very nice to bring back the widows of Phil Rizzuto, Thurman Munson and Catfish Hunter, the daughter of Elston Howard, the sons of Mickey Mantle, Billy Martin and Roger Maris, and the family of Bobby Murcer. Especially the Murcers: Bobby had died shortly before that season's Old-Timers' Day, and it was too soon for them to come back, the wound still too fresh, so this was the right way for the fans to say goodbye and thank you. Anybody who wasn't touched by David Mantle hugging Kay Murcer in center field, and by Mariano Rivera escorting Cora Rizzuto out to shortstop, has no heart.
The Babe's 91-year-old daughter, Julia Ruth Stevens, throwing out the first pitch to the injured Jorge Posada (had to work him into the ceremony somehow) was a nice touch. The Yankees won the game, although it was touch-and-go for a while. Derek Jeter's short speech after the final game was a proper sendoff.
I was actually glad that the Yanks hadn't made the Playoffs, to take the suspense away – see the next entry. Performance: 9. Ceremony: 10. Total: 19.
Mets' last game at Shea Stadium: September 28, 2008, lost to the Florida Marlins 4-2. As a result, for the second straight season, they missed the Playoffs due to losing a season finale. Had the Mets won that day, or the Milwaukee Brewers lost, there would have been a 163rd game, and it would have been at Shea the next day. Instead, well, what did you expect: They're the Mets!
The postgame ceremony was nice, with most of the living '69 Mets, and most of the '86 Mets, on hand, though it’s still hard to think of Yogi and Willie Mays as Mets. And what about who wasn't there? Rest in peace Mrs. Payson, Casey, Gil, Lindsey Nelson, Bob Murphy, Tommie Agee and Tug McGraw; but Davey Johnson, the only living human to lead the Mets to a World Series win; and Mookie Wilson, one of the most popular Mets ever, and the man who made the Game 6 win happen. Compared to that, Dave Kingman was a poor substitute.
Tom Seaver couldn't reach the plate to get the last pitch to Mike Piazza. I realize he was 64, but Julia Stevens wasn't that much further off the plate a week earlier, and she was 91! (Seaver did throw a perfect strike to Piazza for the Citi Field opener, though.)
And what was with that walk out to the center field fence? I understand that Seaver represents the 1969 and 1973 memories, and Piazza 1999 and 2000. But there was no representative of 1986. The right way to do it would have been to have Seaver, the team's 1st Hall-of-Famer, flanked by Gary Carter, the team's 2nd HOFer, and Piazza, who will likely be the team's 3rd HOFer (unless it ends up being proven that he was yet another steroid freak). You would have had the '69 and '73 postseasons, with the '86 and '88 postseasons on one side and the '99 and '00 postseasons on the other. What about 2006? I guess the wound from Yadier Molina, and the fact that the '06 Mets were roughly the same teams that shredded their fans' hearts in '07 and '08, were still too fresh to have anyone represent them at the end.
Performance: 2. Ceremony: 6. Total: 8.
Giants' last game at Giants Stadium: December 27, 2009, lost to the Carolina Panthers 41-9. As a result, missed the NFC Playoffs. (They still would've needed to win the next week, which they didn't.) Despite having brought back several greats from the 1976 to 2009 era, the current G-Men dropped a major league stink bomb – as if the Meadowlands area needed any more bad smells.
Performance: 0. Ceremony: 5. Total: 5.
Jets' last game at Giants Stadium: January 3, 2010, beat the Cincinnati Bengals 37-0. As a result, made the AFC Playoffs, where they got as far as the AFC Championship Game before losing to the Indianapolis Colts. Granted, the Bengals didn't exactly put up much of a fight, but, still, thirty-seven to nothing. This was the kind of game the Giants should have put up in their Giants Stadium finale.
Now, the Jets' years at Giants Stadium, 1984 to 2009, contained some great memories (Jets 51, Dolphins 46 in '86; Parcells' '98 masterwork; the Monday Night Miracle in 2000; Herman Edwards bringing them back from the brink with "You play to win the game!" for the '02 Division Title; the beginning of the Mark Sanchez era). But they also contained some disasters (Dan Marino's fake spike comes to mind), and, let's face it, Giants Stadium was never the Jets' home – not even when they were the official home team in games against the Big Blue Wrecking Crew. The new stadium that opens next door will officially be just as much Gang Green’s home, if for no other reason than it won't have another team's name on it. (Although that's not why the Giants left Yankee Stadium).
The Jets brought back a few members of the New York Sack Exchange, plus Wesley Walker, Freeman McNeil, Al Toon, Wayne Chrebet and Curtis Martin. They even brought back some Shea guys like Namath. But the best thing the Jets ever did at Giants Stadium was get the hell out – and they went out in a blaze of glory. (They needed a blaze of something, because it was an icebox that night!)
Performance: 10. Ceremony: 7. Total: 17.
Nets' last game at the Meadowlands/Brendan Byrne Arena/Continental Airlines Arena/Izod Center: April 12, 2010, lost to the Charlotte Bobcats, 105-95. Missed Playoffs due to the worst season any Tri-State Area NBA team has ever had. There was no ceremony; hopefully, there will be something in 2 years when they play their last game in New Jersey, at the Prudential.
Performance: 4. Ceremony: 0. Total: 4.
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1. 2008 Yankees 19
2. 2009 Jets 17
3. 1968 Rangers 14
4. 1968 Knicks 10
5. 1957 Dodgers 10
6. 2007 Devils 9
7. 2008 Mets 8
8. 1957 Giants (B) 8
9. 1983 Jets 7
10. 2009 Giants 5
11. 1973 Giants 5
12. 2010 Nets 4
13. 1977 Nets 4
14. 1981 Nets 4
15. 1963 Jets 4
16. 1973 Yankees 3
17. 1963 Mets 2
The Islanders are the only one of the Tri-State Area's 9 major league teams still playing in their original building, and if the 'Lighthouse Project' ever moves forward, they will remain in the Nassau Coliseum for the foreseeable future. If it doesn't, there is a chance they'll move into the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, and once again share a building with the Nets. Of course, that thing has to get built first. Newark is a basketball town, Seton Hall University draws well there, and the Nets would probably sell out The Rock more than the Devils do.
I wonder what the Nets will do when they finally get the Barclays Center nearly ready to go, and can officially, finally, schedule their last home game in New Jersey – which, presumably, won’t be a Playoff game, even if it takes another 5 years to leave the old barn at Exit 16W. I wonder if new owner Mikhail Prokhorov will care enough to bring back Buck Williams, Mike Gminski and Albert King?
Who knows, by the time the damn thing is finally built at Atlantic Yards, the Nets will be able to bring to the Meadowlands finale Jason Kidd, Kenyon Martin, Vince Carter and Richard Jefferson – they might all be retired, and I don't mean early due to injury. This team has already been a lame duck franchise longer than the Montreal Expos were (5 years as opposed to 4). The New Jersey Nets can’t even die with dignity.
Then again, neither did Shea Stadium. At least organist Gladys Gooding tried to host a proper funeral for Ebbets Field.
Nets Out of Izod, Yanks Back Home
So the New Jersey Nets will never stink up the Meadowlands again. Or vice versa.
They lost last night, 105-95, to fall to 12-69, at the building now known as the Izod Center, in front of a crowd announced at 14,118. That many? In the immortal words of North Jersey native Jim Bouton, "Yeah, surrrre!"
Larry Brown was the Nets' coach in their 1st game in the Brendan Byrne Arena, on October 30, 1981, a 103-99 loss to the New York Knicks. Brown was the Bobcats' coach in the last Nets game at the big drafty barn on Exit 16W -- and, once again, has worked his magic, taking what was essentially still an expansion team to their 1st Playoff berth, just as he took the Nets to back-to-back Playoff berths in 1982 and '83.
Next season, the Nets move into the Prudential Center for 2 years. I wonder, when the new Russkie owner sees the big crowds, will he stay?
UPDATE: There weren't big crowds, and he still made the move to Brooklyn.
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The Yankees are amazed at what's left of the old Yankee Stadium as they return home: Not much.
It will be very hard for me to see my 1st live Yankee game of this new season, with my old playpen in ruins.
Then I'll compose myself, and watch the Yankees win again.
Angels, Matsui, rings, Pennant, Bernie Williams throwing out the first ball, and all that jazz. (No, we're not playing Chicago. Though I wouldn't mind if Catherine Zeta-Jones took a break from appearing with Angela Lansbury in the Broadway revival of Stephen Sondheim's A Little Night Music and took in a game at the new Stadium.)
Andy Pettitte starts against Who Cares. Play Ball.
They lost last night, 105-95, to fall to 12-69, at the building now known as the Izod Center, in front of a crowd announced at 14,118. That many? In the immortal words of North Jersey native Jim Bouton, "Yeah, surrrre!"
Larry Brown was the Nets' coach in their 1st game in the Brendan Byrne Arena, on October 30, 1981, a 103-99 loss to the New York Knicks. Brown was the Bobcats' coach in the last Nets game at the big drafty barn on Exit 16W -- and, once again, has worked his magic, taking what was essentially still an expansion team to their 1st Playoff berth, just as he took the Nets to back-to-back Playoff berths in 1982 and '83.
Next season, the Nets move into the Prudential Center for 2 years. I wonder, when the new Russkie owner sees the big crowds, will he stay?
UPDATE: There weren't big crowds, and he still made the move to Brooklyn.
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The Yankees are amazed at what's left of the old Yankee Stadium as they return home: Not much.
It will be very hard for me to see my 1st live Yankee game of this new season, with my old playpen in ruins.
Then I'll compose myself, and watch the Yankees win again.
Angels, Matsui, rings, Pennant, Bernie Williams throwing out the first ball, and all that jazz. (No, we're not playing Chicago. Though I wouldn't mind if Catherine Zeta-Jones took a break from appearing with Angela Lansbury in the Broadway revival of Stephen Sondheim's A Little Night Music and took in a game at the new Stadium.)
Andy Pettitte starts against Who Cares. Play Ball.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Lefty Beats Tomcat
I hate golf, but I'm glad Phil Mickelson won the Masters. I just hope that, with all that he and his family have gone through, Sports Illustrated does not make him its Sportsman of the Year. They'd have to put his entire family on the cover with him, and they do NOT need The Dreaded SI Cover Jinx.
So, Tomcat Woods... Did you learn anything?
I wonder if the right-wingers, with their hypocritical braying about "family values," will use the white family man Phil Mickelson as an example of a "good American," and the black/multi-racial/foreign mother/cheating-on-his-wife Tiger Woods as an example of a "bad American."
I hope they do. Because it means they'll be cheering a man whose nickname is "Lefty," and then they'll really look like a bunch of morons. Because they've done things even worse than what Tiger has done, from cheating on Elin to desecrating his own father's memory with that commercial. Tiger has hurt people, a lot of people, but he hasn't hurt this country the way the wingnuts have.
In the Daily News this weekend, both Bill Gallo and Mike Lupica ripped Tiger for comparing his comeback to that of Ben Hogan, whose car was hit by a Greyhound bus in 1949, then he came back and won the Masters in 1951.
As Gallo, who actually knew Hogan, put it, they had one thing in common: Both were driving Cadillacs when they crashed.
Hogan threw himself in front of his wife to save her life from a bus. Woods repeatedly "threw his wife under the bus."
Imagine... Elin finds out just how bad it was, and she says, "That's it. I'm sick of you sucking up to your sponsors. Time to make a choice, big shot. Dump Nike and Gatorade, or I walk, and take you for half your dough. Either they go, or I go."
Make him choose between her, or his sponsors. Would he say, "Okay, honey, you're right. I'll call my lawyer, and we'll sever the connections in the morning."
Or would he say, "Here's your Samsonite, bitch, what's your hurry?"
If he chooses the former, we'd know that he actually had learned something. And that he actually was sorry.
I wouldn't bet his winnings, or even a plugged nickel, on that, though.
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So the Yankees won another one yesterday, beating Tampa Bay again. Tonight is their "welcome home dinner," and tomorrow, they host the Angels in their home opener, raising their 27th World Championship banner, and giving out their World Series rings -- including one to Angels DH, last year's World Series MVP, Hideki Matsui. I hope he gets a huge standing ovation.
Seeing the photos of Yankee Stadium, the one I knew, demolished, is heartbreaking. But seeing the footage of Texas Stadium being imploded, I love it.
The Hole Bowl. A stadium with a hole in its head, and fans to match. Cowboy fans liked to say that Texas Stadium had a hole in the roof "so God could look down on his favorite team."
A, The Green Bay Packers only made occasional visits to that dump.
B, If God is such a Cowboy fan, why have they won fewer NFL Championships than the Packers, the Chicago Bears and the New York Giants? True, they started winning Super Bowls in the 1971-72 season... but the Pittsburgh Steelers, also an old team, have won more Super Bowls in that same span, and the San Francisco 49ers as many in a shorter span. Corollary to B: Newsflash, NFL Championships won before the NFL Campionship Game was called the Super Bowl still count. Just as fans of the British equivalent of the Cowboys, Manchester United, refuse to concede the truth that Football League titles won before it became the Premier League count just as much -- and they should, since their team did win a few of those, particularly in the 1950s and 1960s.
C, If God is such a Cowboy fan, why did He not tell "God's Coach," Tom Landry, to get his drug-addicted, boozing, philandering players off the field and into treatment? And why, then, did He let Jerry Jones buy the team, and hire a corrupt college coach, Jimmy Johnson, and turn Texas Stadium into a bigger Sodom & Gomorrah Southwest than Southfork Ranch ever was?
D, Since when can God not look through a stadium's dome?
Cowboy fans = Idiots. Like Man United fans, like Notre Dame fans, like Penn State fans, they are idiots first, and glory-hunting cunts second.
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Tonight is the Nets' Meadowlands finale. I have the time, and I have the money. Do I really want to go? On WFAN last night, they were joking about whether 500 people would show up at this wake. I don't know, but the Prudential Center seats 18,500 for basketball, and I'll bet you the price of a ticket that the Nets' 1st game there, next November, will sell out, no matter how bad the team still is.
The Devils won the Atlantic Division again. That's their 11th Division Title, all in the last 13 seasons (14 years, minus the 2004-05 cancelled season, thank you Bettman you goddamned troll).
It should be noted, though, that, of the 3 Stanley Cups the Devils have won, only 1, 2003, came when they also finished 1st in their Divison. They finished 3rd, 5th in the Eastern Conference, in 1995; they finished 2nd, 4th in the East, in 2000. On 9 of the first 10 occasions when they won the Division, they did not win the Cup.
Then again, the Rangers would love to have the Devils' problems, wouldn't they? All they had to do to clinch a Playoff berth was hold a 1-0 lead for 13 more minutes, and they fucked it up.
Good. Means the Broadway Boozehounds are off playing golf (and not as well as Lefty and Tomcat), and the Devils get to play the Philadelphia Flyers in the first round. The last time these teams played was in 2004, when the Flyers embarrassed us. Revenge time. Of course, that's probably what the Flyers thought in 2004, as they avenged their ignominious defeats (do the Flyers have any other kind of defeat?) in the Conference Finals of 1995 (Claude Lemieux vs. Ron Hextall) and 2000 (Scott Stevens vs. Eric Lindros).
WFAN is bubbling with anger from Ranger fans, and Met fans. At least Met fans have another 156 games for their team to possibly get out of this hole. Ranger fans? Hell, they're in a hole no matter what their team does.
I'm not saying that the Rangers suck... then again, it doesn't matter whether or not I say it, does it?
Yeah, I know, that last link is from the Islanders. Well, they have some taste.
You know what, yes, I am saying it: RANGERS SUCK!
So, Tomcat Woods... Did you learn anything?
I wonder if the right-wingers, with their hypocritical braying about "family values," will use the white family man Phil Mickelson as an example of a "good American," and the black/multi-racial/foreign mother/cheating-on-his-wife Tiger Woods as an example of a "bad American."
I hope they do. Because it means they'll be cheering a man whose nickname is "Lefty," and then they'll really look like a bunch of morons. Because they've done things even worse than what Tiger has done, from cheating on Elin to desecrating his own father's memory with that commercial. Tiger has hurt people, a lot of people, but he hasn't hurt this country the way the wingnuts have.
In the Daily News this weekend, both Bill Gallo and Mike Lupica ripped Tiger for comparing his comeback to that of Ben Hogan, whose car was hit by a Greyhound bus in 1949, then he came back and won the Masters in 1951.
As Gallo, who actually knew Hogan, put it, they had one thing in common: Both were driving Cadillacs when they crashed.
Hogan threw himself in front of his wife to save her life from a bus. Woods repeatedly "threw his wife under the bus."
Imagine... Elin finds out just how bad it was, and she says, "That's it. I'm sick of you sucking up to your sponsors. Time to make a choice, big shot. Dump Nike and Gatorade, or I walk, and take you for half your dough. Either they go, or I go."
Make him choose between her, or his sponsors. Would he say, "Okay, honey, you're right. I'll call my lawyer, and we'll sever the connections in the morning."
Or would he say, "Here's your Samsonite, bitch, what's your hurry?"
If he chooses the former, we'd know that he actually had learned something. And that he actually was sorry.
I wouldn't bet his winnings, or even a plugged nickel, on that, though.
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So the Yankees won another one yesterday, beating Tampa Bay again. Tonight is their "welcome home dinner," and tomorrow, they host the Angels in their home opener, raising their 27th World Championship banner, and giving out their World Series rings -- including one to Angels DH, last year's World Series MVP, Hideki Matsui. I hope he gets a huge standing ovation.
Seeing the photos of Yankee Stadium, the one I knew, demolished, is heartbreaking. But seeing the footage of Texas Stadium being imploded, I love it.
The Hole Bowl. A stadium with a hole in its head, and fans to match. Cowboy fans liked to say that Texas Stadium had a hole in the roof "so God could look down on his favorite team."
A, The Green Bay Packers only made occasional visits to that dump.
B, If God is such a Cowboy fan, why have they won fewer NFL Championships than the Packers, the Chicago Bears and the New York Giants? True, they started winning Super Bowls in the 1971-72 season... but the Pittsburgh Steelers, also an old team, have won more Super Bowls in that same span, and the San Francisco 49ers as many in a shorter span. Corollary to B: Newsflash, NFL Championships won before the NFL Campionship Game was called the Super Bowl still count. Just as fans of the British equivalent of the Cowboys, Manchester United, refuse to concede the truth that Football League titles won before it became the Premier League count just as much -- and they should, since their team did win a few of those, particularly in the 1950s and 1960s.
C, If God is such a Cowboy fan, why did He not tell "God's Coach," Tom Landry, to get his drug-addicted, boozing, philandering players off the field and into treatment? And why, then, did He let Jerry Jones buy the team, and hire a corrupt college coach, Jimmy Johnson, and turn Texas Stadium into a bigger Sodom & Gomorrah Southwest than Southfork Ranch ever was?
D, Since when can God not look through a stadium's dome?
Cowboy fans = Idiots. Like Man United fans, like Notre Dame fans, like Penn State fans, they are idiots first, and glory-hunting cunts second.
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Tonight is the Nets' Meadowlands finale. I have the time, and I have the money. Do I really want to go? On WFAN last night, they were joking about whether 500 people would show up at this wake. I don't know, but the Prudential Center seats 18,500 for basketball, and I'll bet you the price of a ticket that the Nets' 1st game there, next November, will sell out, no matter how bad the team still is.
The Devils won the Atlantic Division again. That's their 11th Division Title, all in the last 13 seasons (14 years, minus the 2004-05 cancelled season, thank you Bettman you goddamned troll).
It should be noted, though, that, of the 3 Stanley Cups the Devils have won, only 1, 2003, came when they also finished 1st in their Divison. They finished 3rd, 5th in the Eastern Conference, in 1995; they finished 2nd, 4th in the East, in 2000. On 9 of the first 10 occasions when they won the Division, they did not win the Cup.
Then again, the Rangers would love to have the Devils' problems, wouldn't they? All they had to do to clinch a Playoff berth was hold a 1-0 lead for 13 more minutes, and they fucked it up.
Good. Means the Broadway Boozehounds are off playing golf (and not as well as Lefty and Tomcat), and the Devils get to play the Philadelphia Flyers in the first round. The last time these teams played was in 2004, when the Flyers embarrassed us. Revenge time. Of course, that's probably what the Flyers thought in 2004, as they avenged their ignominious defeats (do the Flyers have any other kind of defeat?) in the Conference Finals of 1995 (Claude Lemieux vs. Ron Hextall) and 2000 (Scott Stevens vs. Eric Lindros).
WFAN is bubbling with anger from Ranger fans, and Met fans. At least Met fans have another 156 games for their team to possibly get out of this hole. Ranger fans? Hell, they're in a hole no matter what their team does.
I'm not saying that the Rangers suck... then again, it doesn't matter whether or not I say it, does it?
Yeah, I know, that last link is from the Islanders. Well, they have some taste.
You know what, yes, I am saying it: RANGERS SUCK!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
You Can Shove Your Pitch Count
The Devil Rays, south of Georgia, they were looking for a game to steal. They got it on Friday night, beating the Yankees 9-3. They paid dearly for it yesterday afternoon.
I was on the Subway yesterday afternoon, when I saw a couple wearing... Met scarves? Like soccer fans wear? A little later, I was at the Time Warner Center, buying back another piece of the floodlost library at their Borders, when I saw another couple wearing them. Turned out the Mets were giving away 2 things at the game: The scarves, and, well, the game.
Coming out of the Time Warner Center -- for the unaware, it's a minor-league "Twin Towers" at Columbus Circle, where 59th Street, 8th Avenue and Broadway meet, containing CNN's studios, high-end shops, and, thank God, a Borders bookstore -- those Met scarves made me flip open my phone and check the Yankee score, and ESPN said that CC Sabathia had one of those games where you don't allow any hits going, after 7 innings. And, oh yeah, that the Yankees were winning, 10-0.
The Time Warner Center is just 3 blocks from Mickey Mantle's restaurant on Central Park South. I got over there in time to see CC get the first 2 outs in the bottom of the 8th, 4 outs to go.
Then came a hit, from Kelly Shoppach, and it was over. The Rays fans gave CC a standing ovation, and then most of them left, leaving their stupid dome over to Yankee Fans.
I stood up, and said, "Okay, who said the word 'no-hitter' out loud?" You don't say that word while one is in progress. A guy stood up and said, "I did. I'm a Met fan. Sorry."
I said, "You're a Met fan, yes, you are sorry."
A guy behind me said, "I'm a Met fan. You're outnumbered."
Met fans outnumber Yankee Fans? In Mickey Mantle's Restaurant? In 2010? Ha! Yankee Fans weren't even outnumbered in Tropicana Field yesterday!
I got out all right. Met fans talk big, but they're pussies. By New York standards, anyway.
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But on to a more important matter: Before Shoppach had even gotten to first base, Joe Girardi had come out of the dugout to pull CC. Apparently, Shoppach was going to be CC's last batter, no matter what, because he'd had CC on a pitch count of 110 to 115 pitches. The hit was pitch Number 111.
I see: Girardi thinks CC is Pedro Martinez and can't pitch with any effectiveness after Pitch 100.
Joe, you won 3 World Series for us as a player. Your triple won Game 6 of the 1996 World Series. You caught David Cone's perfect game. You restored the universe to order by managing the team to the 2009 World Championship. Joe, I love you. But...
Joe, you can take your pitch count, and you can shove it up your ass.
I don't give a damn HOW many pitches a guy has thrown: If he's pitching effectively, you leave him in!
Never mind "being a man" on the mound: Ever hear of giving your bullpen a break? The fact that Dave Robertson pitched fine for the last inning and a third, and Mariano Rivera and Joba Chamberalin and the rest were rested, is beside the point: You wouldn't take out a pitcher who hadn't allowed a hit through 5, why would you take out a pitcher who hadn't allowed a hit through 8?
Three times -- once in the minors, and twice in the majors -- Preston Gomez pulled his pitcher after 8 no-hit innings, and all 3 times, his team ended up losing the game. To be fair, this was A, in the National League, where pitchers have to bat (this was before the American League had the DH, either); and B, on one of the major-league occasions, the team was already losing due to walks and errors. But taking out guys who were pitching no-hitters and losing is the only thing we remember Preston Gomez for these days.
Joe, one of these days, the pitch count is going to come back to bite you. There may come a day when CC is pitching fine through 6, but has already hit 110 pitches. And you'll bring in... well, Scott (I think the plate is around here somewhere) Proctor, Kyle (Not a) Farnsworth, Randy Choate (Randy Choke), Silly Ted Lilly (who sucked in Pinstripes, I don't care how many games he's won elsewhere) and Jeff (Bad Dream) Weaver are all gone. But it's the 7th, and it's too soon to bring in Mariano Rivera (frankly, the 8th is too soon to bring Mo in, as Joe Torre found out on November 4, 2001), and suppose you bring in Robertson, or Joba, or Damaso Marte, and on this day this as-yet-hypothetical reliever doesn't have it. And suppose it's a Red Sox game. Or a Playoff game. Or, dear God, both.
Waite Hoyt. Herb Pennock. Red Ruffing. Lefty Gomez. Whitey Ford. Catfish Hunter. All Yankee starters in the Hall of Fame. Ruffing, Gomez, Ford, Allie Reynolds, Ron Guidry. All starters in the Yankees' Monument Park. They didn't need no stinkin' pitch count.
I wonder, Joe: In that perfect game, Coney through just 88 pitches; if he'd through 108 through 8, would you have told Torre to take him out for Mo? There's been a few combined no-hitters, but there's never been a combined perfect game. I wonder...
Pitch counts are for nervous nellies. And if you're a nervous nellie, you have no place as the manager or the head coach of a New York major league sports team.
To hell with pitch counts.
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Hours until the last Nets game at the Meadowlands: 30, tomorrow night at 7:30, against the Charlotte Bobcats.
Days until the Yankees' 2010 home opener: 2, this Tuesday afternoon at 1:00, against the Anaheim Angels, or whatever they're calling themselves this season.
Days until the next North London Derby between Arsenal and Tottenham: 3, Wednesday afternoon at 3:00 (8:00 PM their time) at The Lane. Shred the bastards.
Days until the next Yankees-Red Sox series: 26, starting Friday night, May 7, at Fenway. Less than 4 weeks.
Days until the 2010 World Cup begins: 60. Just 2 months. With the U.S.-England game the next day, June 12. I really, really hope we beat Rooney, Terry, Lampard, Cashley, Defoe, Lennon and the rest of those cunts. (A minor advantage to being an American who's also a fan of English-player-deprived, save for Theo Walcott, Arsenal.)
Days until the World Cup Final: 91. Just 3 months.
Days until Rutgers plays football again: 146.
Days until East Brunswick plays football again: 152. Days until they play it well: Hopefully, the same.
Days until the new Meadowlands Stadium (still unnamed) opens for football: 154.
Days until the Devils play another local rival: At least 180 -- in other words, the start of next season, about 6 months from now.
Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge Thanksgiving clash: 228.
Days until Derek Jeter collects his 3,000th career hit: 415 (adjusted estimate).
Days until the Rutgers-Army football game at Yankee Stadium: 580.
Days until the last Nets game in New Jersey: 728 (estimated).
Days until the 2012 Olympics begin in London: 848.
I was on the Subway yesterday afternoon, when I saw a couple wearing... Met scarves? Like soccer fans wear? A little later, I was at the Time Warner Center, buying back another piece of the floodlost library at their Borders, when I saw another couple wearing them. Turned out the Mets were giving away 2 things at the game: The scarves, and, well, the game.
Coming out of the Time Warner Center -- for the unaware, it's a minor-league "Twin Towers" at Columbus Circle, where 59th Street, 8th Avenue and Broadway meet, containing CNN's studios, high-end shops, and, thank God, a Borders bookstore -- those Met scarves made me flip open my phone and check the Yankee score, and ESPN said that CC Sabathia had one of those games where you don't allow any hits going, after 7 innings. And, oh yeah, that the Yankees were winning, 10-0.
The Time Warner Center is just 3 blocks from Mickey Mantle's restaurant on Central Park South. I got over there in time to see CC get the first 2 outs in the bottom of the 8th, 4 outs to go.
Then came a hit, from Kelly Shoppach, and it was over. The Rays fans gave CC a standing ovation, and then most of them left, leaving their stupid dome over to Yankee Fans.
I stood up, and said, "Okay, who said the word 'no-hitter' out loud?" You don't say that word while one is in progress. A guy stood up and said, "I did. I'm a Met fan. Sorry."
I said, "You're a Met fan, yes, you are sorry."
A guy behind me said, "I'm a Met fan. You're outnumbered."
Met fans outnumber Yankee Fans? In Mickey Mantle's Restaurant? In 2010? Ha! Yankee Fans weren't even outnumbered in Tropicana Field yesterday!
I got out all right. Met fans talk big, but they're pussies. By New York standards, anyway.
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But on to a more important matter: Before Shoppach had even gotten to first base, Joe Girardi had come out of the dugout to pull CC. Apparently, Shoppach was going to be CC's last batter, no matter what, because he'd had CC on a pitch count of 110 to 115 pitches. The hit was pitch Number 111.
I see: Girardi thinks CC is Pedro Martinez and can't pitch with any effectiveness after Pitch 100.
Joe, you won 3 World Series for us as a player. Your triple won Game 6 of the 1996 World Series. You caught David Cone's perfect game. You restored the universe to order by managing the team to the 2009 World Championship. Joe, I love you. But...
Joe, you can take your pitch count, and you can shove it up your ass.
I don't give a damn HOW many pitches a guy has thrown: If he's pitching effectively, you leave him in!
Never mind "being a man" on the mound: Ever hear of giving your bullpen a break? The fact that Dave Robertson pitched fine for the last inning and a third, and Mariano Rivera and Joba Chamberalin and the rest were rested, is beside the point: You wouldn't take out a pitcher who hadn't allowed a hit through 5, why would you take out a pitcher who hadn't allowed a hit through 8?
Three times -- once in the minors, and twice in the majors -- Preston Gomez pulled his pitcher after 8 no-hit innings, and all 3 times, his team ended up losing the game. To be fair, this was A, in the National League, where pitchers have to bat (this was before the American League had the DH, either); and B, on one of the major-league occasions, the team was already losing due to walks and errors. But taking out guys who were pitching no-hitters and losing is the only thing we remember Preston Gomez for these days.
Joe, one of these days, the pitch count is going to come back to bite you. There may come a day when CC is pitching fine through 6, but has already hit 110 pitches. And you'll bring in... well, Scott (I think the plate is around here somewhere) Proctor, Kyle (Not a) Farnsworth, Randy Choate (Randy Choke), Silly Ted Lilly (who sucked in Pinstripes, I don't care how many games he's won elsewhere) and Jeff (Bad Dream) Weaver are all gone. But it's the 7th, and it's too soon to bring in Mariano Rivera (frankly, the 8th is too soon to bring Mo in, as Joe Torre found out on November 4, 2001), and suppose you bring in Robertson, or Joba, or Damaso Marte, and on this day this as-yet-hypothetical reliever doesn't have it. And suppose it's a Red Sox game. Or a Playoff game. Or, dear God, both.
Waite Hoyt. Herb Pennock. Red Ruffing. Lefty Gomez. Whitey Ford. Catfish Hunter. All Yankee starters in the Hall of Fame. Ruffing, Gomez, Ford, Allie Reynolds, Ron Guidry. All starters in the Yankees' Monument Park. They didn't need no stinkin' pitch count.
I wonder, Joe: In that perfect game, Coney through just 88 pitches; if he'd through 108 through 8, would you have told Torre to take him out for Mo? There's been a few combined no-hitters, but there's never been a combined perfect game. I wonder...
Pitch counts are for nervous nellies. And if you're a nervous nellie, you have no place as the manager or the head coach of a New York major league sports team.
To hell with pitch counts.
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Hours until the last Nets game at the Meadowlands: 30, tomorrow night at 7:30, against the Charlotte Bobcats.
Days until the Yankees' 2010 home opener: 2, this Tuesday afternoon at 1:00, against the Anaheim Angels, or whatever they're calling themselves this season.
Days until the next North London Derby between Arsenal and Tottenham: 3, Wednesday afternoon at 3:00 (8:00 PM their time) at The Lane. Shred the bastards.
Days until the next Yankees-Red Sox series: 26, starting Friday night, May 7, at Fenway. Less than 4 weeks.
Days until the 2010 World Cup begins: 60. Just 2 months. With the U.S.-England game the next day, June 12. I really, really hope we beat Rooney, Terry, Lampard, Cashley, Defoe, Lennon and the rest of those cunts. (A minor advantage to being an American who's also a fan of English-player-deprived, save for Theo Walcott, Arsenal.)
Days until the World Cup Final: 91. Just 3 months.
Days until Rutgers plays football again: 146.
Days until East Brunswick plays football again: 152. Days until they play it well: Hopefully, the same.
Days until the new Meadowlands Stadium (still unnamed) opens for football: 154.
Days until the Devils play another local rival: At least 180 -- in other words, the start of next season, about 6 months from now.
Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge Thanksgiving clash: 228.
Days until Derek Jeter collects his 3,000th career hit: 415 (adjusted estimate).
Days until the Rutgers-Army football game at Yankee Stadium: 580.
Days until the last Nets game in New Jersey: 728 (estimated).
Days until the 2012 Olympics begin in London: 848.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Downfall of the Mets
I was listening to WFAN this afternoon, and Mike Francesca said that, based on the calls the station had taken from upset Met fans, the atmosphere at Citi Field and elsewhere in Met County (as opposed to Red Sox Nation or Yankees Universe) has gotten very, very bad. Francesca seems to think that, if the Mets lose 2 of 3 to the Washington Nationals this weekend, it could be a terribly long season.
It's getting so bad, even the Germans aren't happy with the Mets and their, uh, Downfall.
Those videos never get old!
It's getting so bad, even the Germans aren't happy with the Mets and their, uh, Downfall.
Those videos never get old!
Baseball Milestone Watch, 2010 Opening Week
500 Home Runs (or more)
Ken Griffey Jr., 630, age 40. Plays home games at Safeco Field in Seattle. Has been hurt a lot. Is rumored to be retiring at the end of this season. Chances of 661 to pass Willie Mays, or anyone else for that matter: Poor.
Alex Rodriguez, 583, age 34. Plays home games at Yankee Stadium II in New York. Shows no signs of slowing down. Just tied Mark McGwire. Chances of 587, passing Frank Robinson; of 610, passing Sammy Sosa: Excellent Chances of 661, passing Mays (and almost certainly Griffey): Very good. Chances of 700: Very good. Chances of 715, passing Babe Ruth: Very good. Chances of 756, passing Hank Aaron: Good. Chances of 763, passing Barry Bonds to become the all-time leader, legit or otherwise: Good. Whether he will eventually get surpassed, himself, by Albert Pujols, Ryan Howard, or anyone else, it's too soon to tell; but if A-Rod stays healthy, he will surpass Bonds.
Jim Thome, 565, age 39. Plays home games at Target Field in Minneapolis. We don't yet know how good a hitters' park that is, as it just opened. Has slowed down, but still has plenty of power. Chances of 570, passing Rafael Palmeiro; 573, passing Harmon Killebrew; 583, passing McGwire; and 587, passing Robinson: Very good. Chances of 610, passing Sosa: Good. Chances of 661, passing Mays (and almost certainly Griffey): Poor.
Manny Ramirez, 546, age 38. Plays home games at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. Plays in a pitchers' park, and appears to be running down fast. Chances of 548, passing Mike Schmidt; 563, passing Reggie Jackson; 570, passing Palmeiro; 573, passing Harmon Killebrew, Very good. Chances of 583, passing McGwire; and 587, passing Robinson: Good. Chances of 610, passing Sosa: Poor.
Chipper Jones, 427, age 38. Plays home games at Turner Field in Atlanta. Not what he was, at an age when many sluggers are. Chances of 500: Not good.
Jason Giambi, 409, age 39. Plays home games at Coors Field in Denver. I don't care if he is playing at the Colorado Space Center: Forget it. Chances of 500: Poor.
Vladimir Guerrero, 408, age 35. Plays home games at Arlington Ballpark in Texas. Hitters' park, and can still crush the ball when healthy. Chances of 500: Fair.
No other active player has 400 home runs, so I won't speculate on Pujols, Howard or anyone else reaching 500 (or more) until they get to 400.
3000 Hits
Ken Griffey Jr., 2764, age 40. Plays home games at Safeco Field in Seattle. Has been hurt a lot. Is rumored to be retiring at the end of this season. Chances of 3000: Poor.
Derek Jeter, 2751, age 36. Plays home games at Yankee Stadium II in New York. Had one of his best seasons last year. Usually healthy. Chances of 3000: Excellent, most likely on or around May 20, 2011. (I may have to revive my estimated date on my "countdown" feature.) Chances of 3500: Good, probably by the end of the 2013 season, when he'll be 39. Chances of 4000: Not good, as he'd have to keep up his 198 hits-per-season pace until age 42. Chances of 4257, which would make him the game's all-time leader: Poor, but he's the only active player with even that much of a chance of dethroning The Gambler.
Ivan Rodriguez, 2715, age 38. Plays home games at Nationals Park in Washington. Hasn't even been a starter the last couple of years. Chances of 3000: Poor.
Alex Rodriguez, 2533, age 34. Plays home games at new Yankee Stadium. Shows no signs of slowing down. Chances of 3000: Good, probably in mid-August 2012.
Garret Anderson, 2503, age 38. Plays home games at Dodger Stadium. Was remarkably steady for years, but went a little downhill last season. Chances of 3000: Poor.
Manny Ramirez, 2497, age 38. Plays home games at Dodger Stadium. Appears to be running down fast. Chances of 2500: Excellent. Chances of 3000: Not good.
300 Wins
Forget it, the active leader is Andy Pettitte with 229, and he won't get to 300 unless he stays this strong until he's 45. Next-best is Kevin Millwood with 155, and he probably won't get to 225, let alone 250, 275 or 300. Next-best is Roy Halladay with 149, and while the Phillies will hit for him, he'll also give up a few homers at Citizens Bank Park, so his chances of 300 Wins are not good.
3000 Strikeouts
Pettitte is the active leader in this category as well, with 2154, making him also the only one with at least 2000. Of active pitchers, the likeliest to get to 3000 -- and, at the moment, it's not that likely -- are Johan Santana, CC Sabathia, and Halladay.
Ken Griffey Jr., 630, age 40. Plays home games at Safeco Field in Seattle. Has been hurt a lot. Is rumored to be retiring at the end of this season. Chances of 661 to pass Willie Mays, or anyone else for that matter: Poor.
Alex Rodriguez, 583, age 34. Plays home games at Yankee Stadium II in New York. Shows no signs of slowing down. Just tied Mark McGwire. Chances of 587, passing Frank Robinson; of 610, passing Sammy Sosa: Excellent Chances of 661, passing Mays (and almost certainly Griffey): Very good. Chances of 700: Very good. Chances of 715, passing Babe Ruth: Very good. Chances of 756, passing Hank Aaron: Good. Chances of 763, passing Barry Bonds to become the all-time leader, legit or otherwise: Good. Whether he will eventually get surpassed, himself, by Albert Pujols, Ryan Howard, or anyone else, it's too soon to tell; but if A-Rod stays healthy, he will surpass Bonds.
Jim Thome, 565, age 39. Plays home games at Target Field in Minneapolis. We don't yet know how good a hitters' park that is, as it just opened. Has slowed down, but still has plenty of power. Chances of 570, passing Rafael Palmeiro; 573, passing Harmon Killebrew; 583, passing McGwire; and 587, passing Robinson: Very good. Chances of 610, passing Sosa: Good. Chances of 661, passing Mays (and almost certainly Griffey): Poor.
Manny Ramirez, 546, age 38. Plays home games at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. Plays in a pitchers' park, and appears to be running down fast. Chances of 548, passing Mike Schmidt; 563, passing Reggie Jackson; 570, passing Palmeiro; 573, passing Harmon Killebrew, Very good. Chances of 583, passing McGwire; and 587, passing Robinson: Good. Chances of 610, passing Sosa: Poor.
Chipper Jones, 427, age 38. Plays home games at Turner Field in Atlanta. Not what he was, at an age when many sluggers are. Chances of 500: Not good.
Jason Giambi, 409, age 39. Plays home games at Coors Field in Denver. I don't care if he is playing at the Colorado Space Center: Forget it. Chances of 500: Poor.
Vladimir Guerrero, 408, age 35. Plays home games at Arlington Ballpark in Texas. Hitters' park, and can still crush the ball when healthy. Chances of 500: Fair.
No other active player has 400 home runs, so I won't speculate on Pujols, Howard or anyone else reaching 500 (or more) until they get to 400.
3000 Hits
Ken Griffey Jr., 2764, age 40. Plays home games at Safeco Field in Seattle. Has been hurt a lot. Is rumored to be retiring at the end of this season. Chances of 3000: Poor.
Derek Jeter, 2751, age 36. Plays home games at Yankee Stadium II in New York. Had one of his best seasons last year. Usually healthy. Chances of 3000: Excellent, most likely on or around May 20, 2011. (I may have to revive my estimated date on my "countdown" feature.) Chances of 3500: Good, probably by the end of the 2013 season, when he'll be 39. Chances of 4000: Not good, as he'd have to keep up his 198 hits-per-season pace until age 42. Chances of 4257, which would make him the game's all-time leader: Poor, but he's the only active player with even that much of a chance of dethroning The Gambler.
Ivan Rodriguez, 2715, age 38. Plays home games at Nationals Park in Washington. Hasn't even been a starter the last couple of years. Chances of 3000: Poor.
Alex Rodriguez, 2533, age 34. Plays home games at new Yankee Stadium. Shows no signs of slowing down. Chances of 3000: Good, probably in mid-August 2012.
Garret Anderson, 2503, age 38. Plays home games at Dodger Stadium. Was remarkably steady for years, but went a little downhill last season. Chances of 3000: Poor.
Manny Ramirez, 2497, age 38. Plays home games at Dodger Stadium. Appears to be running down fast. Chances of 2500: Excellent. Chances of 3000: Not good.
300 Wins
Forget it, the active leader is Andy Pettitte with 229, and he won't get to 300 unless he stays this strong until he's 45. Next-best is Kevin Millwood with 155, and he probably won't get to 225, let alone 250, 275 or 300. Next-best is Roy Halladay with 149, and while the Phillies will hit for him, he'll also give up a few homers at Citizens Bank Park, so his chances of 300 Wins are not good.
3000 Strikeouts
Pettitte is the active leader in this category as well, with 2154, making him also the only one with at least 2000. Of active pitchers, the likeliest to get to 3000 -- and, at the moment, it's not that likely -- are Johan Santana, CC Sabathia, and Halladay.
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