FC Arsenal of London

Not exactly a cathedral of the sport, is it?

Yesterday, Arsenal lost 2-1, away to Newcastle United. Although they have advanced to the Semifinal of the UEFA Europa League, they remain in 6th place in the Premier League, and 13 points behind fellow North Londoners Tottenham Hotspur for 4th place and automatic qualification for next season's UEFA Champions League -- which would also come by winning the Europa League.

In a League season that has come to mean nothing, manager Arsène Wenger rested some of his starters, and paid for it with a loss.

The WOB, the Wenger Out Brigade, that small minority of "Arsenal fans" who claim that Arsenal "haven't challenged for the title" since the last time we won it, in 2004 -- under Wenger, and that was an unbeaten season in League play -- are, once again, demanding that he be fired.

As if he owes them anything. Most of them became fans during his reign, which began in 1996, and became fans because of the glories he brought. Some became fans during the run of George Graham, 1986 to 1995, and Wenger has far exceeded what Graham did, but, apparently, what is better than what Graham did is not good enough for them.

We see some of them refusing to show up for home games, hanging onto their season tickets instead of offering them to others, so that many seats at the Emirates Stadium will be empty, and reflect poorly on Wenger. Then they fill up the allotment of seats to the away games, and boo the team.

And then they accuse Wenger of being the reason why the team has such a poor away record. How, then, do they explain the team having a good home record? I will tell you why: It is because they have removed the toxic atmosphere from the Emirates, and the people who actually do show up want The Arsenal to win, and are actually supporting them.

The Wenger Outers are whiners, crybabies, and entitled, selfish idiots.

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In 2005, a similar group of whiners and crybabies, angry that Manchester United had been bought by Malcolm Glazer, owner of the NFL's Tampa Bay Buccaneers, founded F.C. United of Manchester. They registered the new team with the Manchester County Football Association. They held their 1st meeting on May 19, and by July 16, they were ready to play their 1st match.

They were, essentially, starting over, at the 10th level of the English "football pyramid." They chose this, instead of what the Glazer family bought for them between 2005 and today: 5 more league titles, the 2008 Champions League, the 2016 FA Cup and the 2017 Europa League. So they exchanged that for what would be, in North American terms, some very minor minor-league ball.

But, hey, they kept their principles, right?

They played at the home field of Bury F.C., the 11,840-seat Gigg Lane, instead of Man United's 75,000-seat Old Trafford.

Since 2015, they have played at Broadhurst Park, which has an even smaller capacity, 4,400 including standing room, since their level is not required to have an all-seater stadium. It's 4.4 miles from Manchester Piccadilly Station, half as far away as Gigg Lane, but still not as close as Old Trafford.

But, hey, they kept their principles, right?

Currently, they play in the National League North, the 6th division. Which means they need 2 promotions just to get into the Football League, and 5 to reach the Premier League. They are 15th out of 22 teams, and are just 5 points above the relegation zone.

Only twice have they qualified for the 1st Round proper of the FA Cup: 2010-11, reaching the 2nd round; and 2015-16. This season, they were knocked out of the Cup in the 4th Qualifying Round -- meaning that, counting that round, they would have needed 9 wins to win the FA Cup.

Meanwhile, Manchester United, the team they rejected because it had "sold its soul," is in 2nd place in the Premier League, has reached the Semifinal of the FA Cup, and has gotten to the Round of 16 of the Champions League. True, arch-rival Manchester City wrapped up the PL title yesterday, when Man United lost to last-place and relegation-doomed West Midlands team West Bromwich Albion, but MUFC is 133 places in English football above FCUM.

But, hey, they kept their principles, right?

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In the original film version of Fever Pitch, based on Nick Hornby's memoir of being an Arsenal fan, the analogue to Hornby, Paul Ashworth, a junior high school English teacher played by Colin Firth, is watching the 1989 League finale, in which Arsenal, visiting Liverpool, must win by at least 2 goals to win the title and prevent Liverpool from so doing. And as they reach stoppage time, Arsenal only lead 1-0.

And he whines, "I might start supporting a team that never wins. Orient, or someone. At least you know where you stand. You don't put yourself out for situations like this."

And then Michael Thomas scores the goal that makes him the Bobby Thomson, or perhaps the Bill Mazeroski, of England, and Arsenal win 2-0, and win the title. And Firth's closing narration goes, "I still love them and hate them, all at the same time. But my successes and failures and no longer tied up with theirs. And that's got to be a good thing. I suppose."

Who is "Orient"? Leyton Orient are a team in East London. They've never been in the 1st division. In the 1988-89 season, they were in the 4th division, and won promotion to the 3rd. This season, they are in the 5th, having been relegated out of the 4th and the League last season. They play in a stadium that seats 9,271 people, but tickets are much cheaper than for the Premier League teams.

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This is a big argument for the WOB: They don't want to pay high ticket prices to see a team managed by Arsène Wenger.

There's a simple solution to this: Don't! You already know that Wenger is not going to get sacked by the board before his contract runs out in May 2019. You know he's not going to quit. You know he's going to manage the team at least until then. And, given the board's recent record, he may well get an extension, in spite of his age (he'll be 69 in October, and shows no evidence of mental decline).

They complain about Wenger. They complain about the board. They complain about the 2006 move from glorious, but antiquated and small, Highbury to the spacious Emirates Stadium. They complain about Wenger and the board not spending enough money to "compete," when they have spent a lot of money the last few years, now that the stadium debt has been reduced, and when that stadium is a big reason why they have the money to spend. And they complain about ticket prices.

They believe they can do better.

It is time for them to put up or shut up.

It is time for them to do what the Manchester people did, and get out, and found FC Arsenal of London.

They can find a place to play in North London, perhaps at Barnet or Leyton Orient, while they raise money to build their own stadium, even if, at first, it's only the size of what we in America would call a high school football stadium.

Then they can raise money to pay the players, and charge whatever ticket prices they want, and have the "proper football club," "for the fans," that they so crave.

I am calling you out, Wenger Outers: Instead of whining that you want to support a team that doesn't have Wenger as its manager, make your own!

And maybe someday, when Wenger finally has left, with his legacy and his glory intact, you'll actually be above FC United of Manchester in the league table.

If not in the League table.

Put up or shut up.

UPDATE: At the time that I wrote this, I did not know that Wenger's resignation was soon in coming.

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