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Saturday, December 23, 2017

How to Attend the Kentucky-Louisville Basketball Rivalry

Downtown Louisville, Kentucky

Next Friday night, the basketball teams of the University of Kentucky and the University of Louisville will renew one of the biggest rivalries in college hoops, playing at UK's home court, Rupp Arena in Lexington.

This will also allow me to get a Trip Guide done for a 49th State, leaving just 1 to go. Unfortunately, the schedule dictates that I won't get to do the 50th and final State, in this case Nevada, until March 7, 2018, as the New Jersey Devils don't make their 1st trip to the expansion Vegas Golden Knights until March 14.

Before You Go. Kentucky can get really hot in the Summer, but this will be the Winter. Both the Lexington Herald-Leader and the Louisville-based Courier-Journal are predicting this for next weekend: Low 30s by day, high teens by night. Bundle up.

Although the Western part of the State is in the Central Time Zone, most of Kentucky, including Lexington and Louisville, are is in the Eastern Time Zone, so you won't have to set your clocks back. And, while Kentucky is, despite its appearance on a map to be Midwestern, historically a Southern State, it never seceded from the Union. Regardless, you won't need a passport, and you won't have to change your money.

Tickets. Good luck. Rupp Arena seats 23,500 people. The Yum Center seats a little less, 22,090. Those are big arenas, but this game would sell out at either one. You may have to go to StubHub or a similar site.

Ordinarily, Kentucky basketball tickets go for $75 and up, when available. Louisville basketball tickets are a lot cheaper. Only the upper deck usually stays on sale, $65 between the baskets and $25 behind them.

Getting There. It's 706 miles from Times Square in New York to downtown Lexington, and 740 to downtown Louisville. United Airlines does fly nonstop from Newark to both, and a round-trip fare to each city can be had for under $800.

Amtrak doesn't go to either Louisville or Lexington. Greyhound does. Round-trip fare to Louisville is $556, and to Lexington it's $414. These fares can drop to, respectively, $331 and $327 with advanced purchase. The Louisville station is downtown, at 720 W. Muhammad Ali Blvd. The Lexington station is at 477 NW New Circle Road, about 3 miles northeast of downtown. Take Bus 6 to get there.

If you decide to drive, it's far enough that it will help to get someone to go with you and split the duties, and to trade off driving and sleeping. Take Interstate 78 West across New Jersey to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. There, switch to Interstate 81 South to Williamsport, Maryland. There, switch to Interstate 68 West into West Virginia, to Morgantown. There, switch to Interstate 79 South, to the State capital, Charleston. There, switch to Interstate 64 West, which will take you into Kentucky, and to both Lexington and Louisville.

If you do it right, you should spend an hour and 15 minutes in New Jersey, 2 hours and 45 minutes in Pennsylvania, an hour and a half in Maryland, 4 hours in West Virginia, and, if your destination is Lexington, 2 hours in Kentucky, for a total of 11 and a half hours. Counting rest stops, it's more like 15 hours. If you're going on to Louisville, it'll be more like 3 hours and 15 minutes in Kentucky, for a total of 12 hours and 45 minutes, making it more like 17 hours with rest stops.

Once In the City. Like Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Virginia, Kentucky officially calls itself a "Commonwealth" rather than a "State," thinking it more independent-sounding. Legally, though, there is no difference. The State is named for the Kentucky River, which itself appears to trace its name to an Iroquois word meaning "on the meadow."
Kentucky Turnpike logo.
Note that it has a Cardinal, not a Wildcat.

Kentucky was given permission from Virginia to separate on December 18, 1789, and was admitted to the Union as the 15th State on June 1, 1792. As a slave State and a border State, it never seceded from the Union during the American Civil War, but representatives from 68 of the Commonwealth's 110 Counties met at Russellville and passed an Ordinance of Secession on November 20, 1861, setting up a counter-capital at Bowling Green.

The Confederate federal government thus considered Kentucky one of its States, but, officially, it never left the Union. Oddly, the Presidents of both countries were born in Kentucky: Abraham Lincoln in Hodgenville, outside Elizabethtown; and Jefferson Davis in Fairview, in the western part of the State. But neither man lived there as an adult: Lincoln was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives by Illinois, Davis to the U.S. Senate by Mississippi.

Kentucky is famously known for its grass, often called "Kentucky bluegrass," even though it's all green. It's "the Bluegrass State," and the bluegrass form of country music, made up entirely of stringed instruments, traces its origin to the State. It has been said to have been invented by Rosine, Kentucky native Bill Monroe, and even if he isn't the inventor, he and his brother Charlie Monroe popularized term, because their band was known as the Blue Grass Boys.

At any rate, the University of Kentucky used blue as its color before either bluegrass or the blues were invented, but it's convenient. Most likely, the University of Louisville chose cardinal red as a contrast.

Bill Monroe is also known for having written "Blue Moon of Kentucky," which was one side of the 1st record made by Elvis Presley, in Memphis in 1954, on the other side of the blue song "That's All Right." Steve Martin and John Candy famously sang it in "Planes, Trains and Automobiles," even though they were in Illinois at the time. (Although Michael McKean's uniform and car are clearly those of the Wisconsin State Police, which is because the scene was filmed in Wisconsin.)

Louisville -- and that's pronounced LOO-uh-vull, maybe LOO-ee-vill, but never LOO-iss-vill -- is home to 760,000 people, which is more than half of the cities that currently have a Major League Baseball team. But its metro area of just 1.5 million would make it last in MLB and MLS, but larger than New Orleans in the NFL; New Orleans, Oklahoma City and Memphis in the NBA; and Calgary, Ottawa, Edmonton and Winnipeg in the NHL.

Louisville was founded in 1778 by General George Rogers Clark, older brother of William Clark of Lewis & Clark fame. Louisville Gas & Electric (LG&E) runs the electricity. The city is about 72 percent white, 23 percent black, 3 percent Hispanic and 2 percent Asian.

Lexington, originally named McConnell Springs but renamed when the residents heard about the Battle of Lexington and Concord on April 19, 1775, and incorporated as a city in 1783, has about 320,000 people, about 76 percent white, 14 percent black, 7 percent Hispanic and 3 percent Asian. Overall, Kentucky has about 4.4 million residents.
Louisville was struck by anti-German riots in 1855. Eastern Kentucky, along the Big Sandy River which formed a State Line with West Virginia, was the site of the Hatfield-McCoy Feud, which lasted from 1863 to 1891. (The Hatfields were on the West Virginia side, the McCoys on the Kentucky side.)

There was a riot in Louisville in 1968 -- not on April 4, when Martin Luther King was assassinated, but on May 27, when a rumor spread that civil rights activist Stokley Carmichael, who was supposed to speak there, was held up by police before he could get there. In fact, Carmichael had never even been contacted about making an appearance in Louisville.

(UPDATE: On March 13, 2020, just as America was going into lockdown due to the COVID-19 pandemic, 3 white plainclothes officers of the Louisville Metro Police Department (LMPD) forced their way into the home of Breonna Taylor. Her boyfriend, Kenneth Walker, claimed he hadn't heard them announce themselves as police, thought they were intruders, and fired his gun at them, wounding one. In return, they fired 32 shots. Walker wasn't hit, but Ms. Taylor was, 6 times, and died. One of the officers was fired, but all criminal charges against the 3 officers were dropped. The City of Louisville awarded Ms. Taylor's family $12 million in restitution.)

ZIP Codes for Kentucky begin with the digits 40 and 41, including 402 for Louisville and 405 for Lexington. The Area Code for all of Kentucky used to be 502. It still is for Louisville. But when a new one was needed, and Lexington was to be included, it was made 859 -- or UKY for the University on the keypad. The sales tax is 6 percent. The capital is Frankfort, 54 miles east of Louisville, and 25 miles northwest of Lexington.
The State House in Frankfort

In Lexington, Limestone Street is the street address divider between East and West, and Main Street between North and South. In Louisville, Main Street is the North-South divider, and 1st Street the East-West. Lexington has no beltway, but Louisville has one, Interstate 465.

The Transit Authority of River City (TARC) runs Louisville's buses. A single ride is $1.75. Lextran runs the buses in Lexington, and it's even cheaper: $1.00.

I was very surprised to find out that the University of Louisville is by far the older school, founded in 1798, while the University of Kentucky wasn't founded until 1865, shockingly late, considering that Kentucky was 1 of the 1st 15 States in the Union.


Notable non-sports graduates of UK include 14 Governors of Kentucky, and 2 of other States: J.C.W. Beckham (Class of) 1889, William J. Fields 1896, James Scrugham 1900 of Nevada, Earle Clements 1917, Keen Johnson '22, Albert "Happy" Chandler '24 (Commissioner of Baseball 1945-51), Bert Combs '37, Ned Breathitt '48, Julian Carroll '54, John Y. Brown Jr. '57, Martha Layne Collins and Paul Patton '59, Steve Beshear '66, Ted Strickland '66 of Ohio, Beverly Perdue '69 of North Carolina, and Ernie Fletcher '74.

They also include Sportscaster Tom Hammond '67, Outback Steakhouse founder Chris Sullivan '72, Cartoonist Don Rosa '73, Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter Michael York '74, and actress Ashley Judd, who got famous years before going back and completing her Bachelor of Arts degree in 2007.  Actor Harry Dean Stanton left the University before getting his degree to serve in World War II, went into acting, and, unlike Judd, never went back.

Alas, aside from Johnny Unitas, the most notable graduate of UL is Mitch McConnell '64, Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate and poisoner of the American political process.

Going In. The official address of Rupp Arena is 430 W. Vine Street, in downtown Lexington, and about a mile north of the University of Kentucky campus. UK is the only Southeastern Conference school to play its home basketball games in an off-campus facility. If you drive in, parking is $10.
Adolph Rupp, a son of German immigrants, learned basketball in the early 1920s, from its inventor, Dr. James Naismith, and legendary coach Forrest "Phog" Allen, when theywas teaching and coaching at the University of Kansas. He went to Marshalltown, Iowa, was hired as the coach of the wrestling team, a sport he knew nothing about, read a book, and coached them to a State Championship.

He then coached basketball and taught history and economics at Freeport High School in northern Illinois -- and coached the school's 1st black player, William Mosely. It appears that Mosely's race was not an issue for Rupp, who was not a Southerner.

In 1930, he was hired to coach basketball at the University of Kentucky. "The Baron of the Bluegrass" left the post in 1972, for one reason and one reason only: He turned 70, the mandatory retirement age for University employees. He lived long enough to be elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame (while still coaching) and to see the arena that bears his name opened.
Within 2 weeks of this cover, UK would lose the NCAA Final.
Even the Baron wasn't immune to The Dreaded SI Cover Jinx.

Despite hosting UK basketball, and being named for the school's leading athletic figure, it is owned not by the University, but by Fayette County. It opened in 1976, about a year before Rupp's death, with 23,500 seats, making it the largest basketball-specific building in the world. Only the Charlotte Coliseum would surpass it, and, as it has been demolished, Rupp Arena is, again, 1st in that regard. The court runs southwest-to-northeast.
It hosted the NCAA Final Four in 1985, during what turned out to be a down period in UK hoops history. (This is a bit like the Miami Dolphins being in the Super Bowl and hosting it a few times each, but never in the same season.) In addition to Wildcat basketball, it has hosted a pair of minor-league hockey teams, each with a name that ties into Kentucky's tradition of thoroughbred horse racing: The Kentucky Thoroughblades of the American Hockey League (1996-2001) and the Lexington Men O' War of the East Coast Hockey League, named for 1920 superhorse Man O' War (2002-03). It's also hosted concerts and professional "wrestling."

The official address of the KFC Yum! Center is 1 Arena Plaza, bounded by the downtown streets of River Road, 2nd Street, Main Street and 3rd Street, about 3 miles north of the University of Louisville campus. If you drive in, parking starts at $17 and goes up from there.
Yum! Brands, headquartered in Louisville, owns the State's greatest culinary icon, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and also Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and WingStreet. Previously, it owned Long John Silver's and A&W Restaurants.

It opened in 2010, not because Freedom Hall was too small or in bad shape (despite its age, it was neither), but because it didn't have the precious luxury boxes. There was opposition to the downtown site, as some people wanted the new arena at the Exposition Center site (which includes Freedom Hall), and others wanted it on campus. In the end, things were smoothed over, and the only member of the task force responsible for building the arena to vote against the downtown site was... John Schnatter, the bigoted, greedy founder of Papa John's Pizza.
The court is aligned north-to-south, and it is also Kentucky's leading concert center.

Food. As you might guess, concessions at the KFC Yum! Center are dominated by the Yum! Brands: KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. But since it's the University of Louisville, Papa John's has also slithered in. They also have roasted nuts, ice cream, and Skinny Skins potatoes.

The Rupp Arena website is less specific, but mentions, beyond the usual array of comestibles (hot dogs, pretzels, popcorn, soda, ice cream), pizza (Hunt Brothers, not Pizza Hut or Papa John's), bratwursts, grilled chicken sandwiches, pulled pork BBQ sandwiches, and not "hamburgers" or "cheeseburgers," but "Steakburgers."

Team History Displays. Much like the Yankees, the Montreal Canadiens, and, more to the point of basketball, the Boston Celtics and, more recently, Duke University, the University of Kentucky has so much history, and they don't mind telling you all about it, or even shoving it in your face. The word "insufferable" comes to mind.

They've won 50 regular-season Conference Championships since 1926 -- 47 since the founding of the Southeastern Conference in 1933. They've won 31 Conference Tournaments. They've reached the NCAA Final Four 17 times, most recently in 2015. And they've won the NCAA Championship 8 times, 2nd only to UCLA's 11. Various agencies have retroactively awarded pre-NCAA titles, so, by some reckonings, Kentucky may have 11.
The Final Four and National Championship banners.
They don't hang banners for the retroactive titles.

Adolph Rupp won 28 regular-season Conference titles, won 13 Conference Tournaments, reached 6 Final Fours, and won 4 (or 5, or 6, or 7) National Championships. He won them in 1948, 1949, 1951 and 1958. They were retroactively awarded National Championships in 1933 and 1934.

The 1948 and '49 teams were nicknamed the Fabulous Five, and several of their players led the U.S. team to the Gold Medal at the 1948 Olympics in London. Rupp wasn't too confident about his 1958 team, saying they were just "fiddlin' around," so when they made their successful run at the title, they became the Fiddlin' Five.

The NCAA came down on UK after the 1951 point-shaving scandal, found that they'd done other things, and had their 1952-53 season canceled. They then went 25-0 in 1953-54, but when their graduate students were prohibited from playing in the NCAA Tournament, Rupp "took his ball and went home," boycotting the tourney rather than use his remaining players. The Helms Foundation recognized them as National Champions, rather than NCAA Champion LaSalle or NIT winners Holy Cross.

But the most famous game Rupp coached was one that he lost. As the other Southern States were struggling with legally-enforced racial integration, including whether to put black students on their sports teams, Rupp knew the end was near.

At one point, he told his 1965-66 players -- including a not-quite-21-year-old Pat Riley -- that they were ranked Number 1 in the country, Duke was Number 2, and Vanderbilt was Number 3. He wrote this on a chalkboard, and said, "Look at that! One, two, three! All Southern! All white! And you'll never see that again!" He was right.

This team, generally short and thus nicknamed "Rupp's Runts," got to the Final, at the University of Maryland, but their all-white team was defeated by the all-black starting lineup of Texas Western University (soon to become the University of Texas at El Paso, or UTEP), on March 19, 1966. As much as the 1979 Final between Magic Johnson's Michigan State and Larry Bird's Indiana State, this was a watershed moment in college basketball -- and while Rupp made what we now call the Elite Eight 3 more times, he never made the Final Four again.

Rupp was succeeded by Joe B. Hall, who got them to the 1975 Final and won the 1978 National Championship. He was succeeded by Eddie Sutton, who got them to the Final Four in 1984 (part of his unique feat of getting 4 different schools to the Final Four), but another scandal almost got them another "death penalty" in 1989.

Enter Rick Pitino. Having gotten Providence College to a Final Four, he left the Knicks to take over at UK, got them to the Elite Eight in 1992 (losing an overtime thriller to Duke), got them to the Final Four in 1993, won the 1996 National Championship, and got them back to the Final in 1997 -- and then he abandoned perhaps college basketball's most storied team to run the NBA's, the Celtics.

His assistant, Orlando "Tubby" Smith, became the team's 1st black head coach, and he won the 1998 National Championship. John Calipari came aboard in 2009, and won the 2012 National Championship, also reaching the Final Four in 2011, 2014 and 2015. Along the way in 2012, they beat Louisville in the Semifinal, the biggest bragging rights in the State's sports history. (For comparison's sake, Duke and North Carolina have made the same Final Four only once, in 1991. North Carolina lost their Semifinal to Michigan, who then lost the Final to Duke.)

The Wildcats do not retire numbers. They do hang banners of jerseys, with the numbers, honoring 37 players in this manner:

* From the 1920s: Basil Hayden, Burgess Carey and Carey Spicer.

* From the 1930s: Forest Sale, John DeMoisey and Layton Rouse.

* From the 1948 National Champions, all of the Fabulous Five: 12, Ralph Beard; 15, Alex Groza; 22, Cliff Barker; 26, Kenny Rollins; and 27, Wallace "Wah-Wah" Jones. All but Rollins were also members of the 1949 National Champions.

* From the 1951 National Champions: 77, Frank Spivey.

* From the 1954 "National Champions": 6, Cliff Hagan; 16, Lou Tsioropoulos; 20, Gayle Rose; 30, Frank Ramsey; and 42, Bill Evans.

* From the mid-1950s: 22, Jerry Bird; 44, Phil Grawemeyer; and 50, Bob Burrow.

* From the 1958 National Champions, two of the Fiddlin' Five: 24, Johnny Cox; and 52, Vernon Hatton.

* From the 1960s: 10, Louie Dampier; 42, Pat Riley; 44, Cotton Nash; and another 44, Dan Issel.

* From the 1975 NCAA runners-up: 35, Kevin Grevey.

* From the 1978 National Champions: 4, Kyle Macy; 21, Jack "Goose" Givens; and 53, Rick Robey.

* From the 1984 Final Four team: 34, Kenny "Sky" Walker.

* From the 1992 Final Four team: 11, Sean Woods; 12, Deron Feldhaus; 24, Jamal Mashburn; 32, Richie Farmer; and 34, John Pelphrey.

* From the 1996 National Champions: 0 (number zero), Tony Delk. No more recent players have been honored.
Hagan, Ramsey, Dampier, Issel, and coaches Rupp, Pitino and Calipari have been elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame. So have "Fabulous Five" member C.M. Newton and "Rupp's Runts" member Pat Riley, but as coaches elsewhere. So has Adrian Smith, from the 1950s, not honored with a banner. So has Cawood Ledford, who received the Curt Gowdy Award, the Hall of Fame's award for broadcasters. The coaches and Ledford have been given banners. So has Bill Keightley, longtime equipment manager.

Louisville's history isn't nearly as storied. It's sort of like the Michigan State has with Michigan in football: They can hold their heads high with almost anybody, but there's those insufferable, arrogant blue bastards across the State that never shut up about their achievements!

The Cardinals have 15 regular-season Conference Championships, the 1st in 1967, and the last 3 since moving to the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC); 19 Conference Tournament wins, starting in 1928; won the most recent of each in 2014; have been to 10 Final Fours, 1959, 1972, 1975, 1980, 1982, 1983, 1986, 2005, 2012 and 2013; and have won 3 National Championships,  in 1980, 1986 and 2013.
They have retired 4 numbers: 8, for forward Charlie Tyra, Class of 1957, who played 4 seasons for the Knicks; 31, for center Wes Unseld, Class of 1968, a Hall-of-Famer for the Washington Bullets; 35, for guard Darrell Griffith, star of their 1980 National Champions, a.k.a. "Doctor Dunkenstein," and a star with the Utah Jazz; and 42, for center Pervis Ellison, who led them to the 1986 National Championship just before turning 19, known as "Never Nervous Pervis," but whose injury-riddled pro career got him nicknamed "Out of Service Pervis."
Louisville honors 20 players with banners, in addition to those 4:

* From the 1940s: 13, center George Hauptfuhrer; 13, guard Kenny Reeves (not to be confused with the coach from The White Shadow); and 16, forward Jack Coleman.

* From the 1950s: Tyra; 9, guard Phil Rollins; 12, guard Jim Morgan; 16, forward Chuck Noble; 20, forward Bob Lochmueller; and 24, forward Don Goldstein.

* From the 1960s: Unseld; 13, center Bud Olsen; 14, guard Butch Beard; and 22, forward John Turner.

* From the 1972 Final Four team: 15, guard Jim Price.

* From the 1975 Final Four team: 10, guard Junior Bridgeman; and 20, guard Allen Murphy.

* From the 1980 National Champions: Griffith; 22, forward Rodney McCray; and 43, guard Derek Smith.

* From the 1982 and 1983 Final Four teams: McCray, Smith, and 4, guard Lancaster Gordon.

* From the 1986 National Champions: Ellison, and a pair of players from Camden, New Jersey, who would go on to play for the Los Angeles Lakers' 1987 and 1988 NBA Champions: 20, guard Milt Wagner; and 55, forward Billy Thompson.

* From the 1990s: 32, guard DeJuan Wheat.

Unseld is the only Louisville player in the Basketball Hall of Fame. The coaches of their National Champions are also in: Denny Crum, 1980 and 1986; and... Rick Pitino, once despised by Cardinal fans for having coached UK, but he revived their program as much as he revived the Wildcats', and took them to the 2013 title.

For a while, both teams were damn near impossible to root for, because both coaches, Pitino and Calipari, were raging egomaniacs, seemingly more concerned with their hair, their suits, and their own glory, rather than their teams', and not unwilling to treat the rules of ethics as things that didn't apply to them.

I used to think Washington Post columnist and ESPN Pardon the Interruption co-host Tony Kornheiser coined the phrase "preening schmo" to describe one of them, but I couldn't remember which. (Turned out, it was neither: It was Brian Billick, then the head coach of the Baltimore Ravens.)

This past June 15, the NCAA ended the Pitino-Calipari rivalry by charging Pitino with failure to monitor his program, as a result of a sex-for-pay scandal. The investigative process is not yet done: While St. Joseph's in 1961, both Villanova and Western Kentucky in 1971, UCLA in 1980 (when they lost to Louisville in the Final), Memphis in both 1985 and 2008, Michigan's "Fab Five" in 1992 and 1993, Massachusetts in 1996 (coached by Calipari), Minnesota in 1997 (losing to Kentucky in the Semifinal), and Ohio State in 1999 were stripped of their Final Four berths by the NCAA, Louisville could end up being the 1st NCAA basketball program to be stripped of a National Championship.

Kentucky and Louisville have actually not met each other on the court as many times as you might think, largely due to not being in the same league. They first met in 1913, but met only 3 times from 1922 to 1983, before being paired in the Elite Eight of the 1983 NCAA Tournament in Knoxville, Tennessee. (UL won.) They've met in the Big Dance twice more, Kentucky winning both times, in the 2012 Semifinal in New Orleans, and in the 2014 Sweet Sixteen in Indianapolis. UL won the most recent meeting, but UK won 8 of the previous 9, and holds a 34-16 overall edge.

In football, they first met in 1912, but it was a rare rivalry until 1994, when they began to meet for the Governor's Cup. Louisville won this year's game, to tie the series at 15-15.

Kentucky also has rivalries with Southeastern Conference teams Tennessee (fueled mainly by football), Mississippi State (by basketball), and Louisiana State (by both). They also have a cross-conference rivalry in both sports with Indiana. Louisville has rivalries with the universities of Cincinnati (their football teams play for a trophy known as the Keg of Nails) and Memphis.

(UPDATE: Through the 2019 football season, Kentucky leads Louisville 37-16 in basketball, and has taken the lead in football, 17-15. In their other major football rivalry, Kentucky trails Tennessee by a whopping 81-25-9; in their other major rivalry, Kentucky leads Indiana 32-25 in basketball, but trails them 18-17-1 in football.)

The schools have been much less successful in football. UK has only 1 outright SEC Championship, won in 1950, coached by Bear Bryant, and quarterbacked by Babe Parilli, later Joe Namath's backup on the Super Bowl Jets. They shared the SEC title with Georgia in 1976. And that's it. Their legends include Parilli, George Blanda, Bob Gain, Steve Meilinger, Lou Michaels, Art Still, Jeff Van Note, Dermontti Dawson and Tim Couch.

They have 2 retired numbers, but none of those are among them: 21, for 1950s running back Calvin Bird; and 22, for 1980s running back Mark Higgs. I can't figure out why: Neither led them to a major title, neither had a great pro career, and neither (as is sometimes the case with retired numbers) died while still an active player.

Louisville has been more successful in football than Kentucky, winning Conference titles in 1970, 1972 (both in the Missouri Valley Conference), 2000, 2001, 2004 (those 3 in Conference USA), 2006, 2011 and 2012 (those 3 in the Big East, before moving into the ACC). In 2006, they were awarded the Lambert Trophy, for "the best college football team in the East."

As for notable players, in 1954, the produced perhaps the greatest quarterback who has ever lived, Johnny Unitas. His Number 16 is the only one they've retired, and a statue of him stands outside Cardinal Stadium. (UPDATE: They have since added the Number 8 of Lamar Jackson, the 2017 Heisman Trophy winner.)

Other Cardinal football greats include Super Bowl-winning Jet John Neidert, Doug Buffone, Bruce Armstrong, Joe Jacoby, Mark Clayton, Frank Minnifield, David Akers and Deion Branch.

Stuff. The Cardinal Authentic Store is in the Yum! Center's main lobby. Adidas makes all of UL's clothing. There is a UK Team Shop at Rupp Arena, but the University website doesn't say where it is. UK's bookstore is at 334 Lexington Avenue, UL's at the Swain Student Activities Center at 2100 S. Floyd Street.

Last year, Tom Wallace and Cotton Nash collaborated on The University of Kentucky Basketball Encyclopedia. The DVD 100 Years of Kentucky Basketball was released in 2006. There don't seem to be corresponding books and DVDs about Louisville basketball. Also available are DVDs of the National Championship games of 1978 (UK), 1980 (UL), 1986 (UL), 1996 (UK), 1998 (UK), 2012 (UK) and 2013 (UL).

During the Game. Kentucky is in the South, so the best advice I can give you is to stick with the home fans, and don't antagonize the visitors. If you abide by this, your experience will be more "Southern hospitality" than "Southern sports rivalry."

Louisville's fight song is "Fight! U of L." Kentucky's is "On, On, U of K." Not particularly imaginative. Louisville's mascot is officially "The Cardinal Bird," but is nicknamed Louie, as in "Louie-ville." His face resembles the logo on their football helmets, rather than any other Cardinals known to sports, such as the St. Louis baseball team.
Kentucky's mascot is a bit more complicated. They have a live one, not a wildcat, but a bobcat, named Blue. He is kept at the Salato Wildlife Education Center, near the State capital of Frankfort, and is never taken to games. Not because he'd be too dangerous. In fact, it's the opposite: Despite being the mascot of many high schools, a few colleges, and, formerly, the Charlotte NBA team that has reclaimed the Hornets name, bobcats are naturally shy, and don't handle crowds well.

Instead, UK uses 2 costumed mascots. The 1st one, who debuted in 1976 (no doubt due to the success of the San Diego Chicken), is usually called simply "The Wildcat." At some point, people began calling him "Scratch." A few years later, a secondary mascot -- possibly meant to be the son of the preceding character -- was introduced, and he is officially named Scratch. He's said to be more child-friendly. He wears his hat backwards, drinks Mountain Dew, and "loves to party." In other words, he's stuck in the early 1990s.
The Wildcat, left, and Scratch.

After the Game. The downtowns of both Louisville and Lexington, and the campuses (campii?) of each school, should be safe. I've never heard of either city having much of a crime problem.

I can find no references to well-known postgame bars, or to places where New Yorkers gather in or around Louisville or Lexington.

If you visit Kentucky during the European soccer season, which is now around its midpoint, the main "football pub" in Louisville is Molly Malone's, at 933 Baxter Avenue, about 2 miles southeast of downtown. Bus 23 or Bus 40.

Sidelights. Before the Yum! Center, UL played basketball at the 18,865-seat Freedom Hall from 1956 to 2010. It was home to the Kentucky Colonels of the American Basketball Association from 1970 to 1976, winning the 1975 ABA Championship.
Freedom Hall hosted 6 NCAA Final Fours. Kentucky's Fiddlin' Five beat the University of Seattle, led by future Laker star Elgin Baylor, in 1958. The University of California, with Darrall Imhoff, beat West Virginia, with Jerry West, in 1959. Cincinnati, with Paul Hogue, beat Ohio State, with Jerry Lucas and John Havlicek, in 1962. Cincinnati was then dethroned by Loyola of Chicago in 1963. UCLA and Lew Alcindor (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) completed an undefeated season by defeating the University of Dayton in 1967. And Lew/Kareem completed his incredible college career at 88-2 as UCLA topped Purdue in 1969.
It was home to 2 brief minor-league hockey teams, the Louisville Rebels of the International Hockey League from 1957 to 1960, and the Louisville Panthers of the American Hockey League from 1999 to 2001. Louisville native Muhammad Ali, then still Cassius Clay, had his 1st professional fight there, winning a 6-round decision over Tunney Hunsaker on October 29, 1960.

The Beatles never played in Kentucky, but Elvis Presley sang at Freedom Hall on November 7, 1971; June 26, 1974; July 23, 1976; and May 21, 1977.

Despite its age and its replacement by the Yum! Center, there are no plans to close or demolish Freedom Hall. It remains part of the Kentucky Exposition Center, site of the State Fair. Also part of the complex is Cardinal Stadium. Known as Fairgrounds Stadium from 1956 to 1982, it is one of the largest and greatest stadiums in minor-league baseball history, seating up to 47,925 fans for Triple-A baseball or University of Louisville football.
The Louisville Colonels won International League Pennants there in 1960, 1961, and 1962. The Louisville Redbirds won American Association Pennants there in 1984, 1985 and 1995. Charlie Finley wanted to move the Kansas City Athletics there for the 1964 season, and had even signed a contract to do so, but the move was voted down by the other American League owners, voiding the contract, and the A's moved to Oakland 4 years later.

Louisville thus remained, and still does, without a Major League Baseball team since 1899. As it would rank dead last in metropolitan area population in MLB and MLS, next-to-last in the NFL, 4th-from-last in the NBA, and last among U.S. teams (5th-from-last counting Canadian ones) in the NHL, don't count on it getting a team in any major league anytime soon.

The Kentucky Exposition Center site also includes the Kentucky Kingdom theme park. 937 Phillips Lane, on the grounds of the Kentucky Exposition Center. Bus 18.

Before the construction of Cardinal Stadium, the Colonels played at Parkway Field from 1923 to 1956. Here, they won IL Pennants in 1925, 1926, 1930, 1939, 1940, 1944, 1945, 1946 and 1954. The stadium is gone, but the field still exists. 101 Eastern Parkway, on the UL campus. Bus 2.
This was the 1st professional home of Louisville native Harold "Pee Wee" Reese, later the shortstop and Captain of the Brooklyn Dodgers' "Boys of Summer." Other legends who played home games here include Yankee Hall-of-Famers Earle Combs (a Kentucky native) and Joe McCarthy (the future manager never reached the majors as a player), Billy Herman and Phil Niekro.

Previously, Louisville baseball teams had played at wooden stadiums named Eclipse Park. The 1st was at 2801 W. Broadway, at 28th Street, about a mile west of downtown. It opened in 1874, and the Louisville Eclipse of the American Association began playing there in 1882, changed their name to the Louisville Colonels in 1885, won the AA Pennant in 1890, and joined the National League in 1893. But the ballpark burned down after that season. A Taco Bell is now on the site.

The 2nd Eclipse Park opened in 1894, across the street, at 2800 W. Broadway. It burned down in 1899, and this is a major reason why the team was folded by the NL after the season, its assets bought by the Pittsburgh Pirates -- mainly because their greatest asset was the contract of their best player, Pittsburgh native Honus Wagner. This team also featured Fred Clarke, Pete Browning, Hugh Jennings, Rube Waddell, and William "Dummy" Hoy, a fantastic all-around player despite being deaf. An industrial park is on the site now. For both, Bus 23.
The best picture I could find of Eclipse Park II.
I couldn't find any of Eclipse Park I.

The 3rd and last Eclipse Park opened in 1902, for a minor-league team that assumed the Colonels name. They won IL Pennants there in 1909, 1916 and 1921. The Louisville Breckenridges, or Brecks for short, played football there from 1902 to 1922, including the 1st 3 seasons of the NFL (1920-22). And UL played football there from 1909 to 1922. Buildings of Simmons College are now on the site. 1000 S. 7th Street at Kentucky Street, about a mile south of downtown, in the formerly Irish neighborhood of Limerick. Bus 4.
Eclipse Park III

The current local nine is named the Louisville Bats. Obviously, named after the Louisville Slugger, but Hillerich & Bradsby, who bought the naming rights to the ballpark, and named it Louisville Slugger Field, wasn't willing to get the team named the Louisville Sluggers.

Currently a Cincinnati Reds farm club, after spending most of their history with the St. Louis Cardinals (hence "Redbirds," not named for the UL Cardinals), the Louisville baseball club has featured such legends as Honus Wagner, Willie McGee, Vince Coleman, Deion Sanders, Adam Dunn, Joey Votto and Aroldis Chapman.

Louisville Slugger Field opened in 2000, with 13,131 seats, making it one of the largest in the minor leagues. The Bats won the Pennant in 2001, the 19th and most recent Pennant won by a Louisville team. It is also home to Louisville City FC of the United Soccer League, the 2nd division of American soccer. 401 E. Main Street, downtown, just short of the Ohio River waterfront, at the interchange of Interstates 64 and 65.
UPDATE: In 2020, the 11,700-seat Lynn Family Stadium opened, and Louisville City's owners moved the team into it. In 2021, the owners also entered the National Women's Soccer League, introducing Racing Louisville FC, who also play at Lynn Family Stadium. This team is named partly for Kentucky's horse racing tradition, but also for several European teams, which started out as footracing clubs. 350 Adams Street, about 2 miles east of downtown. Bus 15 will get you to Market & Shelby, a 15-minute walk away.
Lynn Family Stadium, with the Louisville skyline in the background

But the most famous sports venue, and the most famous building, in Kentucky is Churchill Downs, home of the Kentucky Derby, known as "The Run for the Roses" and "The Most Exciting Two Minutes In Sports," since it opened in 1875. The current grandstand, with the famed twin spires, opened in 1895. Luxury suites were added in 2005, almost obscuring the spires, but the place is still loaded with tradition.
The front entrance. The statue is of Barbaro
2006 Kentucky Derby winner, whose career ended
and whose life was cut short by an injury in the Preakness.

The Derby, the 1st leg of U.S. thoroughbred racing's Triple Crown, is still run annually, shortly after 6:00 PM on the 1st Saturday in May. Other than the Triple Crown, the biggest day in U.S. racing is the Breeders' Cup, and Churchill Downs has hosted it more often than any other track, 8 times: 1988, 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2006, 2010 and 2011. It will host the Cup again in 2018.

There is a Kentucky Derby Museum on the grounds. 700 Central Avenue, about 4 miles south of downtown. Bus 4.
Almost right across from Churchill Downs is the current home of UL football, Papa John's Cardinal Stadium. Opened in 1998, the stadium is currently undergoing an expansion to 65,000 seats. Its field, which has always been artificial, is surrounded by, appropriately, a horseshoe shape, open at the north end. 2800 S. Floyd Street.
UPDATE: Because of racist remarks made by Papa John's founder and CEO John Schnatter, the Papa John's name was taken off, and it's now just Cardinal Stadium.

Before Rupp Arena opened in downtown Lexington, Kentucky played at the 10,000-seat Memorial Coliseum from 1950 to 1976. It was here that they fielded the teams that won the 1951 and 1958 National Championships. 201 Avenue of Champions, about a mile south of downtown. Bus 1.
Before that, from 1924 to 1950, the Wildcats played at Alumni Gymnasium, until 2,800 seats proved too small for Adolph Rupp's Fabulous Five. It is still open as a student recreation and intramural center. 120 Avenue of Champions, almost across the street from the Coliseum.
Directly across from the Coliseum is the site of what's generally regarded as the 1st college football game in the South, with Transylvania University of Lexington defeating Centre College of Danville, Kentucky, 13 and 3/4 to 0 in 1880. (No, I don't have information about how it was then possible to score three-quarters of a point.)

It was named Stoll Field, and a stadium for UK football was built on the site in 1916, renamed McLean Stadium in 1924, named for Price McLean, a Kentucky center who died from injuries sustained in a game against the University of Cincinnati the year before. Its 37,000 seats proved too small for modern college football, and the new stadium was built. The UK marching band now practices on the site.

UK plays football at Kroger Field, which was known as Commonwealth Stadium from its 1973 opening under earlier this year, when the Kroger supermarket chain bought the naming rights. Unusual among football fields, due to the angle of the Sun, the 61,000-seat bowl has a field pointing east-to-west. Ironically, the stadium in the State known for its grass has had artificial turf since 2015. 1540 University Drive, about 2 miles south of downtown. Bus 5 from downtown.
For both campuses, the closest MLB and NFL teams are in Cincinnati, 82 miles from Lexington and 102 from Louisville. The closest NBA team is the Indiana Pacers, 117 from Louisville and 188 from Lexington. (This would also be the distance for the NFL's Indianapolis Colts.)

The closest NHL team is different for each: The Nashville Predators and 177 from Louisville, and 214 from Lexington, while the Columbus Blue Jackets are 189 from Lexington and 206 from Louisville. For the moment, the Columbus Crew are the closest MLS team, 192 from Lexington and 213 from Louisville. The new Nashville franchise would complicate this even if the Crew don't end up moving to Austin.

Kentucky State University, in the capital of Frankfort, won the "National Championship of black college football" 3 straight seasons: 1933, 1934 and 1935. With integration allowing black students into UK and UL, KSU's enrollment seriously declined, and the school now competes in NCAA Division II.

In addition to his Freedom Hall shows, Elvis sang at the Rialto Theater (now the Palace Theatre, 625 S. 4th Street) on December 8, 1955; and the Jefferson County Armory (now the Louisville Gardens, also downtown at 525 W. Muhammad Ali Blvd.) on November 25, 1956.

The aforementioned Pee Wee Reese is buried at Resthaven Memorial Park, 4400 Bardstown Road, about 9 miles southeast of downtown Louisville. Bus 40. The aforementioned Earle Combs is buried at Richmond Cemetery, 606 E. Main Street in Richmond, about 30 miles southeast of Lexington, and not reachable by public transportation.

The Kentucky Horse Park is a working horse farm and an educational theme park that opened in 1978, "dedicated to man's relationship with the horse." Man o' War, the leading racehorse of the 1920s and a benchmark for them thereafter, is buried there. So is Cigar, the winner of the 1995 Breeders' Cup Classic who retired as the all-time money-winning horse. So is John Henry, the 1980s horse that Cigar replaced as the all-time money-winning horse. 4089 Iron Works Parkway, about 9 miles north of downtown Lexington. No public transportation.

The Kentucky Horse Park also has a statue of Secretariat, the 1973 Triple Crown winner, but he's buried at Claiborne Farm. 703 Winchester Road in Paris, 91 miles east of Louisville and 19 miles northeast of Lexington. No public transportation.

Whirlaway, the 1941 Triple Crown winner, and Citation, the 1948 Triple Crown winner, both ridden by Eddie Arcaro (the only jockey to win the Triple Crown twice), were born, trained, housed, died and buried at Calumet Farm. 3301 Versailles Road, about 6 miles west of downtown Lexington. No public transportation.

Keeneland Race Track hosted the 2015 Breeders' Cup, and annually hosts the Blue Grass Stakes. 4201 Versailles Road, in Lexington, about 6 miles west of downtown. Bus 21.

Of course, Louisville's, Kentucky's, and perhaps America's and even the world's greatest sports icon -- emphasis on "The Greatest" -- was not a horse. Rather, he floated like a butterfly, and stung like a bee. The Muhammad Ali Center opened in 2005 in the Champ's hometown, even though he hadn't lived there since 1960. (He lived, subsequently, in Las Vegas, Miami Beach, Houston; Cherry Hill, New Jersey; Berrien Springs, Michigan; and Phoenix.)
As he got older, Ali became philosophical about his life and legacy, saying, "There are better things to do in life than beating up people," and, "If you're the same man at 50 that you were at 30, then you've wasted 20 years of your life."

He and his wife Lonnie established the Center to teach, and to show how his life reflected, what they called his "six core principles of confidence, conviction, dedication, giving, respect, and spirituality." Indeed, his dedication changed him from an unknown young man, to one of the most exciting men alive, to (following his decision to refuse to accept being drafted) one of the most hated men alive, to (once people realized he had a point) one of the most admired men alive. 144 N. 6th Street. Admission is $12.

Ali is buried at Cave Hill Cemetery. So is Pete Browning, the Louisville native and star outfielder for the 1880s Louisville Eclipse, who first contacted John F. "Bud" Hillerich Jr., son of the founder of Hillerich & Bradsby, about making him a proper bat. As Browning was nicknamed the Louisville Slugger, so that became the name of any bat the company produced. Oddly, despite this role, and a .341 lifetime batting average, he is not in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Also buried there is Harland Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken. He never served in the military: "Kentucky Colonel" is a civilian award given by the Governor (in Sanders' case, Ruby Laffoon in 1935) for meritorious service to the State.

Also buried there is the city's founder, George Rogers Clark; his brother William's grandson, Meriwether Lewis Clark Jr., founder of Churchill Downs (but William is buried in St. Louis); Thruston Morton, who served Kentucky in the U.S. House of Representatives from 1947 to 1953 and the Senate from 1957 to 1968; and Harry Pulliam, the National League President who ruled that the 1908 New York Giants-Chicago Cubs "Fred Merkle Game" had to be replayed, giving the Cubs the Pennant, and was driven to suicide by the controversy. 701 Baxter Avenue, about 2 miles southeast of downtown. Bus 23 or Bus 40.

A block to the west of the Ali Center, at 727 W. Main Street, is the Kentucky Science Center. A block to the west of that, at 829 W. Main Street, is the Frazier History Museum -- not named for Ali's great rival, Smokin' Joe Frazier. As far as I know, neither the Ali Center nor the Frazier Museum is run by a man named George whose title is "Foreman."

Across the street from the Frazier Museum, at 800 W. Main Street, is the Louisville Slugger Museum, dedicated to the history of baseball bats, in particular the eponymous bat made by Hillerich & Bradsby. A mockup they call "The World's Largest Baseball Bat" is outside, although, at 120 feet, it is exactly as tall as the smokestack built outside the old Yankee Stadium, designed to look like a Babe Ruth model Louisville Slugger (with the company's participation).

In UK's seat of Lexington, the Mary Todd Lincoln House, where Abe's wife grew up, is at 578 W. Main Street, just a block north of Rupp Arena. Ashland, the estate of early Kentucky political figure Henry Clay, is at 120 Sycamore Road, about 2 miles southeast of downtown. Bus 11.

In 1853, Stephen Foster wrote "My Old Kentucky Home," which is recognized as the State Song, and is played before the running of the Kentucky Derby, allegedly making even the most hardened and cynical of people weep with sentiment. Somehow, the song became associated with Federal Hill, the farm and mansion owned by U.S. Senator John Rowan, which is now My Old Kentucky Home State Park. 501 E. Stephen Foster Avenue, in Bardstown, 42 miles southeast of Louisville, and 58 miles southwest of Lexington. No public transportation.

There are 2 Presidents traditionally associated with Kentucky. Although born in Virginia, Zachary Taylor grew up in Louisville, became the main hero of the Mexican-American War, and was elected President in 1848. The former General known as Old Rough and Ready tried to reconcile the two sides of the debate over slavery, but died in office on July 9, 1850.

His house, Springfield, is at 5608 Apache Road, 7 miles east of downtown Louisville. He is interred at Zachary Taylor National Cemetery, at 4701 Brownsboro Road, a 15-minute walk away. Both can be reached by Bus 15.

I said that Churchill Downs was the most famous building in Kentucky, but this is because the log cabin that serves as Abraham Lincoln's "birthplace" is a re-creation of the original. Actually, 7 Presidents were born in log cabins. Chronologically: Andrew Jackson, Taylor, Millard Fillmore, James Buchanan, Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant and James Garfield. But not, as the 1840 campaign songs said, William Henry Harrison.

Abraham Lincoln Birthplace National Historical Park consists of a recreated log cabin, designed to look like the one that Abe's father, Thomas Lincoln, built, and where Abe was born on February 12, 1809, and lived for his 1st 7 years. The cabin is indoors, inside what looks like a small Greek temple, making it look more like a tomb than a birthplace. 2995 Lincoln Farm Road, in Hodgenville, 58 miles south of downtown Louisville, and 88 miles southwest of downtown Lexington. No public transportation.

The tallest building in Kentucky known only by its downtown Louisville Address, 400 West Market. Built in 1993, it stands 549 feet tall. The most secure building in Kentucky is the United States Bullion Depository, a gold preserve built in 1937 at Fort Knox, named for Henry Knox, the 1st U.S. Secretary of War (the post now called Secretary of Defense).

The fort also contains a museum dedicated to World War II General George S. Patton. It's 31 miles southwest of downtown Louisville, and you can forget about visiting. The fort, and the Patton Museum, maybe, if you can get permission; the Bullion Depository, not a chance in hell. No public transportation.

Kentucky's role in fiction is extensive. Walter Tevis' 1963 novel The Man Who Fell to Earth is set in the State, and became a movie starring David Bowie. Madison County is the setting for David Morrell's 1972 novel First Blood, which introduced the character of John Rambo. But the most famous novel set in the State was Harriet Beecher Stowe's slap against slavery, Uncle Tom's Cabin. (Reminder: While Kentucky was a slave State, it did not secede from the Union.)

In the 1960s, 2 separate TV shows titled Daniel Boone followed the legendary Kentucky frontiersman. More recently, Justified was set in Harlan. Films set in the State include a few about Boone; Coal Miner's Daughter, the film version of country singer Loretta Lynn's memoir; The People vs. Larry Flynt, about the Kentucky native porn mogul; Elizabethtown, set in the town of the same title; various films about the late 19th Century "family feud" between the Hatfields and the McCoys; various film versions of Uncle Tom's Cabin; and, perhaps, most iconically, Goldfinger, the 1964 James Bond film set partly at a Kentucky horse farm and at Fort Knox. "Operation Grand Slam."

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Kentucky likes football. It likes baseball very much. It loves horses and horse racing. But it is absolutely nuts about basketball. The rivalry between the University of Kentucky and the University of Louisville is as intense as any in North American sport.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

How to Go to an LSU Football Game

This Saturday, the football team at Louisiana State University -- hereafter to be referred to by its familiar initials, LSU -- takes on perhaps its biggest rival in the modern era, the University of Arkansas, at Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge.

Buddy Songy, who hosts an LSU-themed radio talk show in Baton Rouge, calls LSU home games "Six days of foreplay, and one big bang on Saturday night." However, this game, due to being on national TV (ESPN), will be at 11:00 AM Central Time.

Before You Go. This is Louisiana football, but it will not be inside the climate-controlled Superdome. Actually, the Bayou State being warmer than New York and New Jersey will be to your advantage for once.

The Advocate, Baton Rouge's daily paper, is currently predicting low 70s throughout the weekend for daylight hours, and mid-50s for the evenings. They're predicting rain for Sunday, but Saturday should be clear.

Louisiana is in the Central Time Zone, so set your timepieces back an hour. However, in spite of the Confederate chapter of its past, you won't need a passport. You might think you'll need it, especially in New Orleans, but you won't. You won't need to change your money, either. But the ability to speak fluent French, while hardly required, might help.

Tickets. LSU has gotten at least 96,000 fans for every home game this season and last season. Apparently, having a stadium with at least that many seats means that demand exceeds supply. Getting tickets will be difficult, especially since this is a rivalry game.

Upper level bench spots -- no seat backs -- will cost $70. Any other spot, with an actual seat, will be $80. Actually, considering how big the LSU program is, that's not a bad price.

Getting There. It's 1,364 miles from Times Square in New York to Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge. Unless you really, really like driving, you're probably going to fly.

Google Maps says the fastest way from New York to New Orleans by road is to take the Holland Tunnel to Interstate 78 to Harrisburg, then I-81 through the Appalachian Mountains, and then it gets complicated from there.

No, the best way to go, if you must drive, is to take the New Jersey Turnpike/I-95 all the way from New Jersey to Petersburg, Virginia. Exit 51 will put you on I-85 South, and that will take you right through Charlotte and Atlanta, to Montgomery, Alabama. There, you'll switch to I-65 South, and take that into Mobile, where you'll switch to I-10 West, then, outside New Orleans, onto I-12 West, which will take you into Baton Rouge. Exit 155C is for the LSU campus.

You'll be in New Jersey for about an hour and a half, Delaware for 20 minutes, Maryland for 2 hours, inside the Capital Beltway (Maryland, District of Columbia and Virginia) for half an hour if you're lucky (and don' make a rest stop anywhere near D.C.), Virginia for 3 hours, North Carolina for 4 hours, South Carolina for about an hour and 45 minutes, Georgia for 3 hours, Alabama for 4 hours and 45 minutes, Mississippi for an hour and 15 minutes, and Louisiana for 2 hours and 15 minutes.

So we're talking about 25 hours. Throw in traffic in and around New York at one end, Washington and Atlanta in the middle, and New Orleans at the other end, plus rest stops, preferably in Delaware, and then one each State in Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia and Alabama, and it'll be closer to 29 hours. Still wanna drive? Didn't think so.

Flying? Good luck. You could get a round-trip fare from Newark to Louis Armstrong International Airport for about $500, but it won't be nonstop, and you'd still have to get to Baton Rouge. The city does have Baton Rouge Metro Airport, but getting in and out from anywhere other than New Orleans is not going to be easy.

Amtrak won't work, because it doesn't go to Baton Rouge, which is off the New Orleans-to-Los Angeles Sunset Limited line. The bus doesn't sound much better. It takes 34 1/2 hours, counting the time change, changing buses in both Richmond and Atlanta. You'd have to leave Port Authority by 10:30 PM on Thursday night to get there by gametime -- or else take your chance with a bus that gets there at 5:30 PM on Saturday, half an hour before tipoff. Greyhound charges $466 round-trip, with a drop to $430 for advanced purchase. The station is at 1300 Florida Street.

Once In the City. In 1699, French explorers saw a red pole marking the boundary between the hunting grounds belonging to the Houma and Bayogoula tribes, and named their settlement after that "red stick": Baton Rouge.
The city was incorporated 200 years ago, on January 16, 1817, after the War of 1812 and its climactic Battle of New Orleans ensured control stayed in American rather than British hands. It is home to about 230,000 people, with the metro area, more or less next-door to, but not part of, that of New Orleans, having about 830,000 people. The city is about 50 percent black, 42 percent white, 4 percent Hispanic and 4 percent Asian. The south side is mostly white, the north side mostly black.
Louisiana is in the Deep South, and has had its share of racial disturbances: The 1866 New Orleans Massacre, the 1868 St. Bernard Parish Massacre, the 1868 Opelousas Massacre, the 1873 Colfax Massacre, the 1874 Battle of Liberty Place, the 1874 Coshatta Massacre, and the 1900 Robert Charles Riot.

Because it is on the Mississippi River, Baton Rouge did take some flood damage from Hurricane Katrina in late August 2005. Unlike New Orleans, however, Baton Rouge is not below sea level, and recovered fairly quickly.
Louisiana was admitted to the Union as the 18th State on April 30, 1812. The sales tax is 4 percent. Baton Rouge is the State capital, and Louisiana has the tallest State Capitol building in the country, at 450 feet.
Huey Long's 450-foot 1932 Art Deco State Capitol

North Boulevard, for north and south, and the Mississippi River, for east and west, are the "zero points" for street addresses. The city has no beltway. ZIP Codes for the Baton Rouge area start with the digits 707 and 708. The Area Code is 225. Capital Area Transit System (CATS) runs buses and historic (or at least historic-style) streetcars. The fare is just $1.75. Cajun Electric Power Cooperative runs the electricity.

Once On Campus. The Louisiana State Seminary of Learning & Military Academy was founded in 1853, in Pineville. In 1860, William Tecumseh Sherman was named its superintendent. On January 26, 1861, Louisiana seceded from the Union, the 6th State to do so, and Sherman resigned, and was named a General in the Union Army. After the war, Sherman donated 2 cannons to the school. Louisiana was the 5th former Confederate State readmitted to the Union, on July 9, 1868.

The Pineville campus burned down in 1869. A few days later, they resumed operations in Baton Rouge, where the University's seat has remained. In 1874, the Louisiana State University and Agricultural & Mechanical College was founded. In 1877, it merged with the LSSLMA, which took the newer school's name.

The 1st female student was admitted to LSU in 1905. The current main campus opened in 1926, and Governor Huey Long vastly expanded it during his term in office, 1928 to 1932. After a long legal battle, the 1st black student was admitted in 1956. In 1969, at the height of the Vietnam War, mandatory ROTC for freshmen and sophomores was abolished.

LSU-Baton Rouge is the flagship institution of the Louisiana State University System, which also includes campuses (or should that be "campii"?) in New Orleans (a science-themed campus, established in 1931), Alexandria (1960), Shreveport and Eunice (both in 1967).

Notable non-sports alumni include:

* Entertainment: Actresses Joanne Woodward and Elizabeth Ashley; Rocky theme composer Bill Conti, screenwriter (creator of True Detective) Nic Pizzolatto, film critic Rex Reed. The rock band Better Than Ezra was formed at LSU.

* Literature: Rebecca Wells.

* Journalism: Edwin Newman and Don Lemon.

* Military: Generals John A. Lejeune (Marine Corps, namesake of the Corps base in North Carolina) and Claire Chennault (Air Force, leader of the Flying Tigers squadron in the Pacific Theater of World War II).

* Politics, representing Louisiana unless otherwise stated: Governors Jimmie Davis (previously a renowned country singer), Robert F. Kennon, John McKeithen, Edwin Edwards, Mike Foster and John Bel Edwards (no relation to Edwin); Senators Edwin Broussard, Russell Long, John Breaux, Mary Landrieu; Secretary of Labor Ray Marshall. Also, campaign operatives James Carville and Donna Brazile.

    Going In. The address for Tiger Stadium is merely "Stadium Road." It is bounded by North Stadium Road on the north, Powerhouse Lane on the east, South Stadium Drive on the south, and West Stadium Road on the west. Confused yet? It's about 2 miles south of downtown, and Bus 14 will get you there. If you drive in, parking can be anywhere from $20 to $40.
    Like Clemson's Memorial Stadium, it is nicknamed Death Valley. It opened in 1924, after the Detroit Tigers' longtime home opened, but well before that ballpark adopted the name Tiger Stadium.
    Speaking of ballparks, from this angle,
    it looks a bit like Yankee Stadium.

    Opening with 12,000 seats, it was expanded to 22,000 in 1931, 67,000 in 1953, 78,000 in 1978, 91,000 in 2000, and 102,321 in 2014. The field runs (more or less) north to south, and, unless most major college stadiums, especially in the South, has always been natural grass.

    Bear Bryant led Alabama's Crimson Tide into Death Valley 16 times, winning 14. Nevertheless, he said, "Baton Rouge happens to be the worst place for a visiting team. It's like being inside a drum." In 2007, an ESPN poll named it the loudest stadium in college football - and there's no dome to hold the noise in. A 2016 USA Today poll named it the Southeastern Conference's best gamers experience.
    This past October 6, Thrillist compiled a list of their Best College Football Stadiums, the top 19 percent of college football, 25 out of 129. Tiger Stadium came in 4th, and the article called it "an immersion in Southern football traditions that's crazier and more intense than anywhere in the SEC."

    Due to Hurricane Katrina in 2005, the New Orleans Saints played 4 home games at Tiger Stadium, and Tulane University, once a major rival of LSU's but considerably downgraded in football, played 1.

    Tiger Stadium has also hosted concerts. The Bayou Country Superfest is held there every Memorial Day Weekend, and Taylor Swift played it in 2015.

    Food. There are many great food cities in America. New Orleans considers itself special in this regard. Baton Rouge is not New Orelans, though, and one of the stereotypes of Louisiana outside the Crescent City is that the people there will eat anything.

    LSU's concession stands do reflect this, and you can decide for yourself whether that's a good thing. They serve "fry stak" -- apparently, Louisiana's answer to the blasphemy that is chicken fried steak -- Creole gumbo nachos, and crawfish poutine. Gag me with a spoon that has not been used to stir any of that!

    One of the chefs that Aramark has hired to prepare food at Tiger Stadium has said, "Feed 'em, but don't feed 'em too much. If they eat too much, they can't cheer." Fair enough: Eat before and after the game, but not during, and then cheer as much as you like.

    Team History Displays. LSU won the Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Association title in 1896 and 1908, and the Southern Conference title in 1932, the last season before the founding of the Southeastern Conference. They've won the SEC in 1935, 1936, 1958, 1961, 1970, 1986, 1988, 2001, 2003, 2007 and 2011. That's 11 SEC titles, and 14 Conference Championships overall.

    Since the creation of the SEC Championship Game, they've won the West Division 8 times. They failed to advance to the Championship Game due to losing the head-to-head tiebreaker to Alabama in 1996, to Auburn in 1997, and to Arkansas in 2002; won the Division but lost the Championship Game to Georgia in 2005; and won the Championship Game, beating Tennessee in 2001 and 2007, and Georgia in 2003 and 2011.

    They've been awarded the National Championship in 1958, led by coach Paul Dietzel and star running back Billy Cannon, clinching an undefeated season by beating Clemson in the 1959 Sugar Bowl; in 2003, under coach Nick Saban, beating Oklahoma in the BCS National Championship Game; and in 2007, under Saban's former assistant Les Miles, beating Ohio State. Their main scoreboard lists their National Championships on the left, and their Conference Championships on the right.

    In 2011, they won a Number 1 vs. Number 2 battle with Alabama, by then coached by Saban, but a quirk in the BCS meant that, even though 'Bama didn't win its own Division, let alone its own Conference, it still ended up Number 2 in the final rankings, getting it a rematch with LSU in the National Championship Game, and Alabama won. This made Saban the only coach ever to win National Championships at 2 different schools.

    Only 2 LSU players have ever had their uniform numbers retired: Billy Cannon, 20, the running back who led them to the 1958 National Championship and won the 1959 Heisman Trophy; and Tommy Casanova, 37, a defensive back who starred in the 1969, '70 and '71 seasons.

    Cannon cemented his Heisman win by returning a 4th quarter punt for a touchdown and then, as a defensive back, making a last-play game-saving tackle to beat the University of Mississippi on October 31, 1959. The touchdown became known as the Halloween Run. He won AFL Championships with the 1960 and '61 Houston Oilers and the 1967 Oakland Raiders, but only his last pro season, with the 1970 Kansas City Chiefs, the 1st year after the AFL-NFL merger, was in the NFL.
    He married his high school sweetheart, went to medical school, and became a dentist. But he ran up gambling debts, and ran a counterfeiting operation. He ended up going to prison for it, and, struggling to re-start his dental practice after he got out, did so by becoming the dentist at the Louisiana State Penitentiary. He remains so, at age 80. The character in Frank Deford's novel Everybody's All-American, Gavin Grey, played by Dennis Quaid in the film version, is said to be modeled on Cannon, and much of the movie was filmed on and around the LSU campus.

    UPDATE: Billy Cannon died on May 20, 2018, just 6 months after I posted this.

    By a weird coincidence, Casanova also went to medical school, after 6 years with the Cincinnati Bengals, 3 of them as an All-Pro. He became an eye surgeon, and was elected to the Louisiana State Senate, as a Republican, in 1995. He chose not to run for a 2nd term, and returned to his ophthalmology practice.

    Number 18 is not retired at LSU, but it is part of a tradition. It was worn by Matt Mauck, the starting quarterback of their 2003 National Champions. He passed it to running back Jacob Hester. His senior year, 2007, was another National Championship. That got Les Miles' attention, and he established the tradition of the number going to a player chosen by the coaching staff, specifically for success on and off the field, and for a selfless attitude. This season 2 players have it (which is allowed under NCAA rules, due to teams frequently having more than 100 players): 1 offensive, fullback J.D. Moore; and 1 defensive, end Christian LaCouture.

    There are 9 LSU players in the College Football Hall of Fame, listed here with their senior years: George "Doc" Fenton, quarterback, 1909; Abe Mickal, running back, 1935; Gaynell Tinsley, end, 1936; Ken Kavanaugh, end, 1939; Cannon, 1959; Jerry Stovall, running back, 1962; Casanova, 1971; Bert Jones, quarterback, 1972; and Charles Alexander, running back, 1978. Also elected to the Hall have been head coaches Mike Donahue, 1923-27; Lawrence "Biff" Jones, 1932-34; Bernie Moore, 1935-47; and Charlie McClendon, 1962-79 -- but not Paul Dietzel, 1955-61 and winning the National Championship in 1958.

    LSU has a few major rivalries. They trail the one with Alabama 51-25-5. A trophy in the shape of the adjoining States of Arkansas and Louisiana, called the Golden Boot, goes to the winner of the LSU-Arkansas game, usually played on Thanksgiving weekend since 1992. This time, however, it's being played this Saturday. LSU leads the rivalry 38-22-2.

    (UPDATE: Through the 2019 season, LSU leads Arkansas 41-22-2, but trails Alabama 53-26-5.)

    Before Arkansas, LSU's main rivals were the University of Mississippi, a.k.a. Ole Miss, and in-State rival Tulane University of New Orleans, 80 miles away. From 1935 to 1975, Tulane Stadium hosted the Sugar Bowl game, before the Superdome was opened and it was moved there, as were Tulane's home games.

    The Green Wave used to be a big-time program, but have had only 5 winning seasons since 1981. With LSU in the SIAA from 1896 to 1922, the Southern Conference through 1932, and the SEC through 1966, they were independents from then until 1996, when they began playing in Conference USA. Tulane won league titles in 1920, 1925, 1929,1 930, 1931, 1934, 1939 and 1949, and then not again until their undefeated season of 1998, but, being in such a weak league, they didn't qualify for the NCAA Playoff. The 2014 was their 1st season in the new Yulman Stadium, and their last in C-USA, before joining their current league, the American Conference.

    The Tigers and the Green Wave first played in 1893, and by 1949, LSU's lead in the series was only 23-18-5. Since then, LSU has gone 45-4-2, for a total of 68-22-7. They haven't met since 2009. The trophy they played for, still owned by LSU, was the Tiger Rag, and the game was called the Battle for the Rag.
    The game between LSU and Ole Miss is known as the Magnolia Bowl, and the winner receives the Magnolia Bowl Trophy. As previously mentioned, the best-known game was the 1959 contest with Billy Cannon's heroics. They first played in 1894, and LSU leads the series 61-41-4. LSU has won not only the 2016 and 2017 games, but 12 of the last 16.

    Oddly, Ed Orgeron, who succeeded Miles as head coach at LSU in 2016, was previously head coach at Ole Miss from 2005 to 2007.
    Ed Orgeron and players with the Magnolia Bowl Trophy

    Ironically, LSU's most famous athlete may not be a football player, but a basketball player. Having played for them, under his father, LSU head coach Press Maravich, from 1968 to 1970, Pete Maravich set NCAA records that still stand for most career points and highest career points per game average -- despite there then being no 3-point rule, no shot clock, and no freshman eligibility (meaning that he scored all those points in 3 years, not 4).

    Maravich starred in the NBA, too, but injuries cut his career short in 1980. After his death in 1988, LSU's 13,215-seat Louisiana State University Assembly Center, opened in 1972 -- nicknamed the Deaf Dome, but it could be called "The House That Pistol Pete Built" -- was renamed the Pete Maravich Assembly Center. But he doesn't have a statue there. Who does? The other candidate for the title of the most famous LSU athlete: Shaquille O'Neal.

    The Assembly Center is across North Stadium Road from the north end zone of Tiger Stadium. Elvis Presley sang there on June 17 and 18, 1974; July 2, 1976; and May 31, 1977.
    Aside from the preceding, notable LSU athletes include: 

    * Basketball: Bob Pettit, Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf (still using his birth name of Chris Jackson while at LSU), Glen "Big Baby" Davis and Ben Simmons.

    * Baseball: Paul Byrd, Mike Sirotka, Todd Walker, Brian Wilson (the reliever with the big beard, not the Beach Boy), Alex Bregman and Aaron Nola.

    * Wrestling: Kevin Jackson, Olympic Gold Medalist in 1992, now the head coach at an even bigger college wrestling program, Iowa State.

    Stuff. The LSU Sport Shop is on North Stadium Road, across from Tiger Stadium's northwest corner. The LSU Bookstore is at 2 Union Square, at Highland Road and Raphael Semmes Road, across Highland from the Student Union, about a 10-minute walk east of Tiger Stadium.

    Chet Hilburn wrote Legendary Tiger Stadium: The Thirty Greatest LSU Football Games, an update of his book The Mystique of Tiger Stadium: 25 Greatest Games: The Ascension of LSU Football. This is probably as close as we can get to a definitive history of the program. In 2007, the DVD Fields of Glory: LSU Tiger Stadium was released.

    During the Game. LSU football games tend to come in 2 categories: Day games against teams that are rivals of LSU's, or night games. Neither, when mixed with Southern football, sounds like a safe combination.

    However, there is also the concept of Southern hospitality. and LSU fans are Louisianans. Due to the multiracial and multiethnic nature of the State, they have to get along, and, with the help of their teams -- LSU, the Saints and the Pelicans -- they do. They have no interest in starting violence. Be nice to your hosts, and don't root for the visiting team, and you should be fine.

    ESPN.com and The Sporting News have both, in recent years, rated LSU as the best tailgate party school in the country. So if you drive down, and are willing to tailgate, be willing to share, and others will be, too. Tailgating is, as at many other Southern schools, practically a sacrament. So is drinking. As radio talk show host Buddy Songy said, "There's no alcohol allowed in Tiger Stadium, but beware of funny-looking radios." (He means "flasks disguised as other objects.")

    Like a few NFL teams, including the Philadelphia Eagles, the Washington Redskins and the Dallas Cowboys, LSU usually prefers to wear their white jerseys at home, instead of their solid color, purple. This started in 1958, when Paul Dietzel realized that Georgia Tech, then also in the SEC (now in the ACC) had been doing it (and is one of the few other college teams that still does), so he ordered white jerseys for his players for home games. Since they won the National Championship, the tradition stuck.

    Until 1983, when the NCAA made a new rule requiring teams to wear their solid color jerseys at home. In 1995, new LSU coach Gerry DiNardo lobbied the NCAA Football Rules Committee to drop the rule. They did, and in their 1st game allowed to wear white again, LSU, then unranked, beat Auburn, then ranked Number 6.

    In addition, Tiger Stadium is unusual in that the field has yard markers every 5 yards, not just every 10 like most football fields do.
    "Mike the Mascot" -- not "Mike the Tiger."

    LSU has 2 Tiger mascots, a guy in a costume, and a live Tiger mascot in a cage, both named Mike. Since 1936, a series of Bengal tigers named Mike, after LSU trainer Mike Chambers, has been used. The 1st Mike lasted until 1956, having survived, among other things, being kidnapped and spray-painted green by Tulane students. After his death, he was stuffed and mounted, and put on display at the LSU Museum of Natural Science, at Murphy J. Foster Hall, 119 Dalrymple Drive, about a 5-minute walk northeast of the stadium.

    Mike VI died of cancer last year, but, knowing that he didn't have long, the University got a replacement that would grow to adulthood before the next season. Mike VII debuted this past August, and, like his predecessor, is a Bengal-Siberian mix. Mike the Tiger's Habitat (read: "Cage") is on the north side of North Stadium Road, between the Stadium and the Assembly Center.
    Mike VII in his Habitat, with Tiger Stadium in the background

    Before every game, the players, coaches and cheerleaders walk down Victory Hill on North Stadium Drive. They used to bring Mike with them in his purple trailer, but now they leave him in his Habitat, and pass it. Thousands of people line the road to watch this variation on the tradition of college football players walking into their stadium.

    The Louisiana State University Tiger Marching Band Pregame Show was created in 1964. The Band, a.k.a. The Golden Band from Tigerland, lines up along the end zone shortly before kick off. Then the band strikes up a drum cadence and begins to spread out evenly across the field. When the front of the band reaches the center of the field, the band stops and begins to play an arrangement of "Tiger Rag," the song better known by its chorus of "Hold That Tiger." While it does this, the band turns to salute the fans in all four corners of the stadium. Then the band, resuming its march across the field, begins playing "Touchdown for LSU."
    The Golden Band from Tigerland
    is now fully race-and-gender-integrated.

    Before kickoff, the public address system plays "Callin' Baton Rouge" by Garth Brooks. After every new 1st down, the band plays "Tiger Rag," and the fans shout, "Go, Tigers!" In the French tradition of Louisiana, it gets spelled, "Geaux Tigers" on bumper stickers, T-shirts, etc.

    In 2012, a new tradition was established: When LSU wins, the lights that illuminate the upper arches on the stadium's north end light up. They call it "Victory Gold."

    After the Game. New Orleans has had a crime problem for almost 300 years. But Baton Rouge is not New Orleans. You, and your car if that's how you came down, should be safe.

    You would think there'd be lots of good places to eat nearby, but there aren't. You might have to go to Highland Road, northeast of the stadium, to find chain restaurants, including fast food. Or, you could go about 3 blocks south of the stadium, and find Walk-On's Bistreaux & Bar, at 3838 Burbank Drive. Bogie's, at 705 E. Boyd Drive, and Reggie's, at 1176 Bob Pettit Blvd., are also well-known LSU bars. (Before Shaq and Pistol Pete, 1950s NBA legend Pettit was the most familiar name from LSU basketball.)

    If your visit to Baton Rouge is during the European soccer season, which we are now in, there's no place all that close that shows games. Ivar's Sports Bar & Grill is 2 miles northeast of Tiger Stadium, at 2954 Perkins Road. The Londoner is even farther, 10 miles east at 4215 S. Sherwood Forest Blvd. So unless you've got a car, I would say forget about seeing your club on TV, unless they play in the morning and LSU plays at night, or you're staying overnight and they play on Sunday.

    Sidelights. History? Atmosphere? Sports? Debauchery? N'Awlins has got it all. But Baton Rouge is not New Orleans: It's got about one-quarter of the spirit, and about 1/100th of the history. Indeed, the only professional sports teams in Louisiana are in New Orleans and its suburbs, and that's 80 miles to the southeast. These include the closest NFL team, the Saints; and the closest NBA team, the Pelicans.

    The closest Major League Baseball team to Baton Rouge is the newly-crowned World Champion Houston Astros, 269 miles to the west. Houston is also home to the closest MLS team, the Dynamo. There is no professional soccer team in town. The closest NHL team is the Dallas Stars, 430 miles to the northwest.

    According to an April 2014 article in The New York Times, the Yankees are the most popular baseball team in Baton Rouge, with about 20 percent of locals calling them their favorite team. The Red Sox are 2nd, with around 15 percent. The Atlanta Braves are 3rd, getting around 10 percent.

    In addition to the Assembly Center, Elvis sang in Baton Rouge early in his career, in 1955, at Baton Rouge High School (2825 Government Street) on May 2, and at the Plaquemine Casino Club (I can't find an address, or any mention of whether the building still stands) on July 1.

    In addition to the aforementioned LSU Museum of Natural Science, Baton Rouge also has the Louisiana Art and Science Museum, downtown at 100 River Road South; and the Capitol Park Museum, also downtown, at 660 N. 4th Street.

    There are 5 colleges in Louisiana that are in the NCAA Division I Football Bowl Subdivision (FBS), what used to be called Division I-A. There's LSU in Baton Rouge, Tulane in New Orleans, Louisiana Tech in Ruston, the University of Louisiana at Lafayette (known as the University of Southwestern Louisiana until the creation of the UL system in 1999), and the University of Louisiana at Monroe (formerly Northeast Louisiana University).

    UPDATE: On November 19, 2018, Moneywise compiled a list of their Worst College Football Stadiums, the bottom 19 percent of college football, 25 out of 129. Louisiana-Monroe was ranked 6th, and Louisiana-Lafayette 12th.

    And there are 7 schools in the State that are the NCAA Division I Football Championship Subdivision (FCS), what used to be called Division I-AA. One is the private and Catholic University of New Orleans.

    Four are public universities and, before the Civil Rights Movement, were all-white schools: Nicholls State University in in Thibodaux, McNeese State University in Lake Charles, Northwestern State University in Natchitoches, and Southeastern Louisiana University in Hammond. These 4, and UNO, are all in the Southland Conference.

    Then there are the 2 historically black colleges and universities (HBCUs) in the Southwestern Athletic Conference (SWAC), which are arch-rivals due to the North-South divide in Louisiana, and meet every Saturday after Thanksgiving in the Bayou Classic at the Superdome: Grambling State University in Grambling, near Ruston; and Southern University in Baton Rouge.

    Grambling (most people don't add the "State") was coached by Eddie Robinson from 1941 to 1997, and he won more games as a Division I head coach than anyone, before being surpassed by J-- P------ of P--- S----. He led them to 9 black college National Championships: 1955, 1967, 1972, 1974, 1975, 1977, 1980, 1983 and 1992.

    More importantly, he almost singlehandedly made black college football something white professional coaches had to pay attention to, producing players like Paul "Tank" Younger, Willie Davis, Ernie Ladd, Buck Buchanan, Willie Brown, Gary "Big Hands" Johnson, Charlie Joiner and Doug Williams, who ended up succeeding him as head coach.

    Subsequent coaches have added National Championships in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2005, 2008 and 2016, for a total of 15. In 1983, they replaced the old 18,000-seat Grambling Stadium with the more modern 19,600-seat Eddie Robinson Stadium. Ballock Street in Grambling, about 65 miles west of Shreveport, 217 miles northwest of Baton Rouge, and 296 miles northwest of New Orleans. (It's actually closer to Dallas than New Orleans: 250 miles to the east of Big D.)

    Southern has won the black college National Championship 11 times: 1948, 1949, 1950, 1954, 1960, 1975, 1993, 1995, 1997, 1998 and 2003. Their contributions to the NFL include Rich "Tombstone" Jackson, Mel Blount, Harold Carmichael and Aeneas Williams.

    They play ace the 28,500-seat Arnett W. Mumford Stadium. ("Ace" Mumford was their coach from 1936 to 1961, even before Eddie Robinson arrived at Grambling.) Swan Avenue & Robert Smith Blvd., 7 miles north of downtown Baton Rouge. Bus 70.

    Louisiana has never produced a President. As a young man, Zachary Taylor lived in St. Francisville, 32 miles north of Baton Rouge and 112 miles northwest of New Orleans. But he's much more identified with Virginia, where he was born; and Kentucky, where he lived the last few years of his life.

    But the State's greatest political icon remains Huey Pierce Long Jr., elected Governor in 1928. He built the 450-foot State Capitol, the city's tallest building, in the Art Deco style at 900 N. 3rd Street, opening in 1932, as he was leaving the Governorship to accept the U.S. Senate seat he'd won.

    On June 13, 1935, this most colorful of colorful Southern politicians set a record (later broken by Strom Thurmond of South Carolina, in a vain attempt to stop the Civil Rights Act of 1957) for the longest filibuster in Senate history, 15 hours and 30 minutes. He was trying to require Senate confirmation of the National Recovery Administration's senior employees, so that his opponents in Louisiana's Democratic Party (the Republican Party was next to nothing in the South in those days) wouldn't get those jobs without what we would now call "extreme vetting."

    He kept the filibuster going by, among other things, reading recipes, including his own, at one point famously intoning, "Now, I come to pot likker... " That's how it's spelled in The Congressional Record. More frequently spelled "pot liquor," a.k.a. "collard liquor," it's the liquid that is left behind after boiling greens or beans. It doesn't sound like much, but it's actually very nutritious.

    Originally a supporter of President Franklin D. Roosevelt, he soured on him, and thought that, with the Great Depression still going, his "Share the Wealth" platform would appeal to people who would be souring on FDR for re-election in 1936. Huey, nicknamed the Kingfish, liked to say, "Every man a king, but no man wears a crown." His critics said, "Except for Huey."

    But he never got the chance to run for President: On September 8, 1935, he was assassinated outside the State Capitol he had built, but the nephew of a judge Long had fired. His bodyguards fired 60 shots, and the assassin died instantly. Huey hung on for 2 days. His last words were either, "God, don't let me die, I have so much to do," or, "I wonder what will happen to my poor university boys." (Given his ego, it was probably the former. LSU fans would probably prefer that it was the latter.) He was only 42 years old, and was buried on the Capitol grounds.

    The Long family has a, well, long history in politics. Huey's wife Rose was appointed to the unexpired term of his Senate seat. His brother George moved to Oklahoma and was elected to their State House of Representatives, then moved back to Louisiana and was elected to Congress. Another brother, Earl, served 3 separate terms as Governor, then lost his last bid for re-election when he left wife Blanche (who served as a Democratic National Committeewoman) for the famous stripper Blaze Starr, as seen in the movie Blaze. (Lolita Davidovich had the title role, and Paul Newman played Earl.)

    Huey and Rose's son Russell was elected to the Senate in 1948, and served 6 terms, until 1986. Huey's cousin Gillis served in Congress from 1963 to 1985, and his widow Catherine was elected to serve out his last term. Another cousin, who was actually born with the name of Speedy Oteria Long, also served in Congress. Gerald Long, a 3rd cousin of Huey, Earl and George, is the only member of the family currently in public office, in the State Senate.

    Blaze, based on Starr's memoir, is easily the most famous movie set in Baton Rouge, unless you count the movies based on Robert Penn Warren's 1946 novel All the King's Men, whose Governor Willie Stark was, despite Warren's protestations, clearly based on Huey. It was filmed in 1949 with Broderick Crawford, and in 2006 with Sean Penn.

    Several TV shows have been set in Louisiana, most of them in New Orleans. Duck Dynasty, a "reality" show, is based in West Monroe, in the northern part of the State, far from New Orleans or Baton Rouge. True Detective and Queen Sugar filmed in several places in the State. In fictional towns, True Blood was set in Bon Temps, and the Scream films were set in Lakewood.

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    Louisiana State University is one of the defining places in the college football experience. It may have taken Hurricane Katrina for the New Orleans Saints to mean more to people in Louisiana than the LSU Tigers do. But it's still a special football program, and well worth a visit.