Showing posts with label penalty kicks. Show all posts
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Saturday, June 20, 2026

June 20, 1976: The Panenka Penalty

June 20, 1976, 50 years ago: The Final of the 1976 UEFA European Football Championship is held at Red Star Stadium in Belgrade, Yugoslavia -- now the Rajko Mitić Stadium in Belgrade, Serbia. This was the only time UEFA the Union of European Football Associations, ever held a tournament, or the Final of a club tournament, in a Communist country. (It has since held them in former Communist countries.)

England did not qualify. Nor did France, nor Italy. Under the format then in place, only 4 teams did, including Yugoslavia, who did so only because they were the hosts, although they usually had a good team. In one Semifinal, Czechoslovakia beat the Netherlands, 3-1. In the other, West Germany, who had won the last 2 major tournaments, the 1974 World Cup and Euro 72, beat Yugoslavia, 4-2. Both games went to extra time.

The Final also went to extra time. Czechoslovakia led, 2-0 after just 25 minutes, but West Germany came back, and the game ended, 2-2. So it went to penalty kicks. Stereotypically, Germany usually win those. With the Czechs up, 4-3, Ivo Viktor, goalkeeper for Dukla Prague was ready to try to stop Bayern Munich star Uli Hoeneß, but he missed his shot completely, sending it over the crossbar.

It was now up to Antonín Panenka to face the best goalie in the world at the time, Bayern's Josef "Sepp" Maier. Taking a short and stuttering run-up, he gently struck the ball in an arcing parabola up the middle, while Maier had already dived and was resting on his knees. The Czechs had won, 5-3.

It remains the only major tournament ever won by either a united Czechoslovakia, or by the Czech Republic (a.k.a. Czechia) or Slovakia separately, although they reached the Final of the 1962 World Cup, and finished 3rd at Euro 1980.

Such a penalty attempt has been known as a "Panenka" ever since, but a stuttering run-up is almost a giveaway that this is what the player is going to do, and it gets stopped more than most shots.

A midfielder, Antonín Panenka played for Bohemians Prague from 1967 to 1981, never winning a major trophy -- except Euro 76 for his country. He then went to Rapid Wien, and helped the Vienna club win the Austrian Bundesliga in 1982 and '83; and the Austrian Cup in 1983, '84 and '85. He continued to play professionally until 1993, at age 44. He later served as team president for Bohemians. As of June 20, 2026, he is still alive.

Friday, February 16, 2018

How Long It's Been: Arsenal Saved a Penalty

Yesterday, in the 1st leg of the UEFA Europa League Round of 32, Arsenal defeated Östersunds Fotbollsklubb, away to them at their 9,165-seat Jämtkraft Arena in Östersund, Sweden, at 63.2 degrees North latitude, just south of the Arctic Circle. (That is neither an exaggeration nor a joke.)

The Swedish team was trolling Arsenal on Twitter, showing them pictures of the snowy conditions in their hometown.

In the last 5 years, Arsenal have faced pyromaniacs in Athens, 2 different sets of lunatics in Istanbul, and actual war criminals in Belgrade. Did Östersund really think Arsenal were going to be intimidated by a little cold?

They weren't. Despite a makeshift lineup due to injuries, and to Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang being "cup-tied" because he'd already played for Borussia Dortmund in the competition this season, Arsenl won 3-0, starting with a goal by Spanish left back Ignacio "Nacho" Monreal, who has now scored 5 goals this season -- an astounding number for any defender. There was an own goal off an Östersund defender, and Mesut Özil added another.

Someone tweeted, "Lionel Messi career goals against Ostersund: 0."

Messi's okay, but can he do it on a cold Thursday night in Sweden? Özil did.

Let's not forget that Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo dive, and Özil doesn't. And that they've never won the World Cup, while Özil not only did it, but beat Messi to do it.

Arsenal will play the 2nd leg of the Round next Thursday, at home, at the Emirates Stadium in North London.

In stoppage time, Östersund were awarded a penalty. This surprised no one. A consequential match? With Arsenal as the opponents? As the visitors? When goals will be at a premium in the 2nd leg? Never mind that it was almost pointless: Of course, the penalty was awarded.

David Ospina, Arsenal's 2nd-string goalkeeper, saved it, preserving the 3-0 lead as the final score.

Arsenal's starting goalie is the former Chelsea legend, Czech keeper Petr Čech. As James Goldman pointed out in the British tabloid Metro last month:

For a goalkeeper who famously played a starring role in a Champions League final shootout, the former Chelsea star has an appalling record when it comes to facing spot kicks. On Wednesday evening, Eden Hazard became the 15th player to face Petr Cech from 12 yards during his Arsenal career and the 15th player to score past him. Even more embarrassingly for the 35-year-old, he has contrived to dive the wrong way on 12 occasions and four times in succession.

Indeed, Ospina's stop was the 1st time Arsenal had stopped an in-game penalty -- not to be confused with penalty kicks ending a drawn cup tie -- since March 11, 2014. At home, in the 2nd leg of a UEFA Champions League Round of 16 tie, Polish keeper Łukasz Fabiański (now with Swansea City) stopped one of the best strikers in the world,Thomas Müller. It didn't matter, as the match ended 1-1, thus 3-1 to Bayern Munich on aggregate.

The reason Fabiański was in there in the first place is that Arsenal's starter, Wojciech Szczęsny, had been sent off in the Munich leg, forcing manager Arsène Wenger to put in Fabiański and take off an attacking player, Santi Cazorla, and losing 2-0. In Germany, where Bayern seem to win the Bundesliga every year, this is known as Der Bayern Dusel -- the Bavarian Luck.

Petr Čech, by all accounts, is a good man. But, a few weeks away from his 36th birthday, he is no longer a viable goalkeeper for a top-level European soccer team. Given his performances for Arsenal over the last 3 seasons, including Arsenal's tumble out of the Premier League's Champions League places, his purchase price from Chelsea of £10 million has gone from absolute bargain to absolute ripoff.

Arsenal hadn't saved a penalty since March 11, 2014. That's 3 years, 11 months and 4 days. How long has that been?

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Since then, Arsenal have brought in Čech, Ospnia, Aubameyang, Alexis Sánchez, Mathieu Debuchy, Calum Chambers, Danny Welbeck, Krystian Bielik, Gabriel Paulista, Jeff Reine-Adélaïde, Mohamed Elneny, Granit Xhaka, Rob Holding, Lucas Pérez, Shkodran Mustafi, Sead Kolašinac, Alexandre Lacazette, Konstantinos Mavropanos and Henrikh Mkhitaryan.

And they've sold Fabiański, Szczęsny, Alexis, Debuchy, Gabriel, Tomáš Rosický, Bacary Sagna, Johan Djourou, Abou Diaby, Nicklas Bendtner, Kieran, Gibbs, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Thomas Vermaelen, Lukas Podolski, Mikel Arteta, Mathieu Flamini, Serge Gnabry, Ignasi Miquel, Benik Afobe, Park Chu-Young, Ryo Miyaichi, Thomas Eisfeld, Yaya Sanogo, Jon Toral, Francis Coquelin, Theo Walcott, and (this was painful) Olivier Giroud. 


(If you can't pronounce some of that, don't worry about it.)

And, while Arsenal finished 2nd in 2016, they finished 5th last season, their 1st finish outside the top 4, and thus the Champions League qualification, since 1996. The team currently sits 6th in the Premier League table, 8 points out of 4th, and a whopping 27 points behind League-leading Manchester City.

However, since then, Arsenal have won the FA Cup in 2014, 2015 and 2017, and, this season, have reached the Final of the League Cup, have all but advanced to the Europa League's Round of 16, and qualifying for the 2018-19 Champions League is still possible -- though, thanks to a recent rule change, they would qualify automatically if we win the Europa League.

Soccer legends Dave Mackay, Ron Springett, Howard Kendall, Gerry Byrne, Jimmy Hill, Cyrille Regis, Jimmy Armfield, Alfredo Di Stéfano, Johan Cruyff, Cesare Maldini, Carlos Alberto, Raymond Kopa, Hilderaldo Bellini, Gyula Grosics, Fyodor Cherenkov, Udo Lattek, Zito, Josef Masopust, Alcides Ghiggia, Ignacio Zoco, Márton Fülöp, Pavel Srníček, Slobodan Santrač, Hannes Löhr, Viktor Tsaryov, Piet Keizer, Karl Stotz, Roberto Ferreiro, Todor Veselinović, Cheick Tioté, Waldir Peres, József Tóth, Manuel Sanchís Martínez, Feliciano Rivilla, Hans Schäfer, Henning Jensen, Liam Miller, Arsenal legends David Herd and Don Howe, and, a soccer legend in a way, Malcolm Glazer have since died.

So have these legends in other sports: Muhammad Ali, Gordie Howe, Yogi Berra, Jean Béliveau, Arnold Palmer, Jake LaMotta, Roy Halladay, Viktor Tikhonov, Moses Malone, Jonah Lomu, Mal Whitfield, Bob Foster, Dolph Schayes, Nate Thurmond, Věra Čáslavská, Sammy Lee, Miruts Yifter, Milt Schmidt, Darrall Imhoff, John Kundla, Bobby Doerr, Jana Novotná, Johnny Bower and Jo Jo White.

So have actors Mickey Rooney, James Garner, Leonard Nimoy, Christopher Lee, Dick Van Patten, Patrick Macnee, Omar Sharif, George Kennedy, Anton Yelchin, Kenny Baker, Gene Wilder, Robert Vaughn, Alan Thicke, Miguel Ferrer, John Hurt, Tim Pigott-Smith, Roger Moore, Adam West, Martin Landau, Robert Guillaume, Jim Nabors. So have actresses Lauren Bacall, Luise Rainer, Anita Ekberg, Maurren O'Hara, Patty Duke, Florence Henderson, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Debbie Reynolds and her daughter Carrie Fisher, Mary Tyler Moore and Jeanne Moreau.

So have comedians Joan Rivers, Robin Williams, Don Rickles, Dick Gregory and Jerry Lewis. So have directors Wes Craven, George Romero, Michael Cimino and Jonathan Demme. So have TV show hosts Terry Wogan, Bruce Forsyth and Monty Hall.

So have music personalities Ian McLagan, Joe Cocker, Lesley Gore, Ben E. King, B.B. King, Ornette Coleman, Cilla Black, Scott Weiland, Lemmy Kilmister, David Bowie, Glenn Frey, Paul Kantner, Maurice White, George Martin, Merle Haggard, Prince, Neville Marriner, Leonard Cohen, Leon Russell, George Michael, Chris Cornell, Gregg Allman, Glen Campbell, Tom Petty, Fats Domino, Della Reese, Mel Tillis, David Cassidy, Johnny Hallyday, Keely Smith, Dolores O'Riordan, Hugh Masekela, Dennis Edwards and Vic Damone.

So have writers Maya Angelou, Gabriel García Márquez, E.L. Doctorow, Oliver Sacks, Jackie Collins, Umberto Eco, Harper Lee, Elie Wiesel, Edward Albee, William Peter Blatty, Yevgeny Yetvushenko, Sam Shepard, Peter Mayle and Ursula K. Le Guin.

So have Playboy baron Hugh Hefner, fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, scientist Henry Heimlich, murder-cult leader Charles Manson; astronauts John Glenn, Edgar Mitchell, Gene Cernan and John Young; 1963 scandal-producer Christine Keeler; and 1983 nuclear war-preventer Stanislav Petrov.

So have American political figures Mario Cuomo, Antonin Scalia and Nancy Reagan; British political figures Tony Benn, Ian Paisley, Denis Healey, Geoffrey Howe, Antony Armstrong-Jones, and the sitting Dukes of Marlborough and Wellington. So have former Australian Prime Ministers Edward Gough Whitlam and Malcolm Fraser. So have former German Chancellors Helmut Schmidt and Helmut Kohl.

So have international leaders Wojciech Jaruszelski, Jean-Claude Duvalier, Lee Kuan Yew, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Shimon Peres, Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani and Manuel Noriega. So have Kings Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, Rama IX of Thailand, Kigeli V of Rwanda and Michael I of Romania, and Emir Khalifa of Qatar.

And so has my father.

The World Cup has since been held in Brazil. So has the Olympics. The Olympics are now being held again, in Korea.

The Mayor of London, the Prime Minister of Great Britain, the President of the United States, the Mayor of New York and the Governor of New Jersey have all been replaced.

The following shows have debuted on American TV: Fargo, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, The Last Ship, Tyrant, Girl Meets World, The Leftovers, Married at First Sight, Rush, You're the Worst, Skin Wars, Madam Secretary, Scorpion, NCIS: New Orleans, Black-ish, How to Get Away with Murder, Jane the Virgin, Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce, Empire, Fresh Off the Boat, Better Call Saul, Secrets and Lies, Younger, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, The Royals, Lip Sync Battle, Grace and Frankie, Sense8, Quantico, Dr. Ken, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Chicago Med, Making a Murderer, Shades of Blue, Billions, American Crime Story, The Real O'Neals, Queen of the South, Better Late Than Never, Bull, Designated Survivor, The Mick, Riverdale, Big Little Lies, The Good Fight, Chicago Justice, 13 Reasons Why, Dear White People, Claws, 911, Our Cartoon President; and the baseball show Pitch.

Also, the historical dramas Turn: Washington's Spies, Penny Dreadful, The Alienist and The Crown; the Full House update Fuller House; the completely unnecessary and absolutely fatuous Big Bang Theory prequel show Young Sheldon; the awful reboots of The Odd Couple, MacGyver and Dynasty; the somewhat better reboots of One Day at a Time and S.W.A.T.; and the Archie reboot Riverdale.

Also, the Star Trek tribute The Orville and the insult Star Trek: Discovery; the fantasy shows Forever, Outlander, Z Nation, Star Wars Rebels, The Librarians, The Man in the High Castle, 12 Monkeys, Fear the Walking Dead, Lucifer, American Gothic, Stranger Things, Westworld, Constantine, Ash vs. Evil Dead, Wynonna Earp, Preacher and American Gods; and the superhero shows Gotham, The Flash, Agent Carter, Daredevil, Blindspot, Supergirl, Jessica Jones, Legends of Tomorrow, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Superhuman, Inhumans, The Punisher, Stretch Armstrong and the Flex Fighers, Black Lightning, and the reboot of The Tick.

Airing their finales were How I Met Your Mother, Being Human, Warehouse 13, Dora the Explorer, Drop Dead Diva, True Blood, Chelsea Lately, the update of Dallas, Boardwalk Empire, Ben 10, Sons of Anarchy, The Newsroom, White Collar, The Colbert Report, The Mentalist, Two and a Half Men, Parks and Recreation, Glee, Cougar Town, Justified, Mad Men, Hot in Cleveland, Phineas and Ferb, Key & Peele, Hannibal, the original CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, America's Next Top Model, The Mysteries of Laura, The Good Wife, Castle, Mike & Molly, The McLaughlin Group, Rizzoli & Isles, The Vampire Diaries, Workaholics, Bones, Duck Dynasty, Grimm, Sleepy Hollow, Black Sails, Girls, 2 Broke Girls, Bates Motel, Reign, Pretty Little Liars, Orphan Black and The Mindy Project. Jay Leno handed The Tonight Show over to Jimmy Fallon.

The Number 1 song in America was "Happy" by Pharrell Williams. St. Vincent released her self-titled... 4th album. Shakira released her self-titled... 10th album. Lea Michele released Louder. Prices of pretty much everything have stayed relatively stable, although wages have also remained stagnant. For everybody, it seems, except athletes and CEOs. Sony PS3 and Wii were battling it out to be the leading home video game system.

In the late Winter and early Spring of 2014, there was a revolution in Ukraine, with a pro-Russian leader removed, before Russia started to intervene, including an annexation of the Crimea that Ukraine was powerless to prevent. President Barack Obama put new economic sanctions on Russia, proving that he could wreck a country's economy -- just not his own. In retaliation, Russian President Vladimir Putin hijacked America's next election.

Belgium became the 1st country in the world to legalized euthanasia for terminally ill patients of any age. Malaysia Airlines Fight 370 disappeared over the Gulf of Thailand, and neither it nor any of the 239 people on board has ever been found. Boko Haram captured 276 girls from a school in Nigeria. The Korean ferry MV Sewol sank, killing 304 people. And the Catholic Church canonized Popes John XXIII and John Paul II.

Shirley Temple, and Sid Caesar, and Sir Tom Finney died. Bodhi Green (son of Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green), and Apollo Rossdale (son of Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale), and Tristan and Sasha Hemsworth (twins of Elsa Pataky & Chris Hemsworth) were born.

March 11, 2014. Łukasz Fabiański saved a penalty by Thomas Müller. An Arsenal goalkeeper saved a penalty.

It took nearly 4 years, but now, it has happened again.

As long as Petr Cech is Arsenal's 1st choice keeper, don't expect another anytime soon.

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Zinedine Zidane for France Losing the 2006 World Cup

This Sunday, France will play Portugal in the Final of Euro 2016, at the Stade de France in Saint-Denis, a suburb of Paris. As France is the host nation, its team would seem to have a great advantage. But Portugal has Cristiano Ronaldo, often considered the best soccer player in the world. We shall see.

France previously won the European Football Championship in 1984 (also on home soil) and 2000, and the World Cup in 1998 (again, at home). But 10 years ago, an incident occurred that will be debated for as long as the sport is played, and it took this long for France to recover: For all their talent, they finished last in their group at Euro 2008, had a mutiny against their manager at the 2010 World Cup and lost all 3 of their Group Stage games, and lost in the Quarterfinals of Euro 2012 and the 2014 World Cup.

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July 9, 2006, 10 years ago today: The World Cup Final is held at the Olympiastadion in Berlin. France play Italy.

Italy were loaded with legends: Gianluigi Buffon, Fabio Cannavaro, Andrea Pirlo, Francesco Totti, Luca Toni. This was a team so good, Daniele De Rossi and Alessandro Del Piero did not start and had to come on as substitutes, Alessandro Nesta and Filippo Inzaghi remained on the bench, and Paolo Maldini, still starting for AC Milan at age 38, was not even selected.

But France were equally laden with starpower, many of them holdovers from the 1998 triumph: Fabien Barthez, Lilian Thuram, David Trezeguet, Patrick Vieira, Thierry Henry, and Captain Zinedine Zidane. Others had developed since that win: Claude Makélélé, Florent Malouda, Sylvain Wiltord, Lasanna Diarra, Éric Abidal, Franck Ribéry. 

The key was Zidane: The midfielder, who had starred for Girondins de Bordeaux in his homeland, Juventus in Turin, Italy, and Real Madrid in Spain, had put the team, indeed his entire country, on his back, and led them to victory in 1998.

The son of Kabyle immigrants from France's former colony of Algeria, he was a symbol of reconciliation, as both nations were still dealing with the nasty war that Algeria fought for its independence from 1954 to 1962 -- having ended only 36 years before.

Although light-skinned enough to appear white -- unlike several national side teammates, including Henry, Vieira, Thuram, Trezeguet, and his Real Madrid teammate Makélélé -- he had faced prejudicial gestures large and small, including the insinuation that he was not truly, or not wholly, French.

Yet he went into that 2006 Final once again having led the team to glory. It was to be his last game: At age 34, he had announced his retirement as a player. Win or lose, it would be all over when the final whistle blew for this game.

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In the 7th minute, Malouda, then playing his club football for Olympique Lyonnais, was knocked down in the box by Marco Materazzi of Internazionale Milano. If Materazzi were a hockey player, he wouldn't be a "pest": A good player who frequently plays rough; he'd be a "goon": A player whose sole purpose is to play rough, because he can't do anything else.

Horacio Elizondo, the Argentine selected to referee the game (because he was from neither team's continent), correctly awarded a penalty, and Zidane converted it. France led, 1-0.

The lead did not last long. In the 19th minute, Pirlo, the AC Milan legend, sent a hellacious corner kick into the box, and Materazzi, of all people, headed it past Barthez, the famously bald goalkeeper who was back with Olympique de Marseille after starring for them, Toulouse, AS Monaco and Manchester United.

In the 2nd half, Luca Toni, then of Florence-based Fiorentina, hit the crossbar with a shot, and then correctly had a headed goal disallowed as having been offside. Malouda was tackled in the box by Juventus' Gianluca Zambrotta, but was incorrectly not awarded another penalty. Arsenal legend Henry was stopped by Juventus goalie Buffon. Malouda skied a shot over the bar. Pirlo just missed with a free kick.

In extra time, Ribéry, then with Marseille and later to star for Bayern Munich, just missed. Buffon just barely knocked a Zidane header away.

And then, in the 110th minute, Materazzi pulled on Zidane's jersey, they exchanged words, and Zidane head-butted Materazzi right in the chest. In French soccer, this is known as a coup de boule -- literally, "stroke of ball" or "blow of ball," but also meaning "play of head." (The more familiar phrase coup d'état means "blow of state," and refers to the overthrow of a government.)

Elizondo did not see the incident. The 4th official, Luis Medina Cantalejo -- so respected that he not only officiated at 3 games of that World Cup, but was one of the few Spanish referees to officiate at La Liga games between arch-rivals Real Madrid and Barcelona, a rivalry so intense that foreign referees are nearly always assigned to oversee it -- told Elizondo through his headset that it had happened.

Elizondo properly showed Zidane a straight red card, making him the 4th player to be sent off in a World Cup Final, and the only player ever sent off in games of 2 separate World Cups. The scene of Zidane walking into the locker room, past the World Cup trophy but not even looking at it, is nearly as iconic as the coup de boule itself.
Extra time ended with the game still 1-1, so it went to penalties. Italy kicked first. Pirlo scored his penalty. Sylvain Wiltord, then with Lyon and previously the man whose goal past Barthez secured the League and Cup "Double" for Arsenal in 2002, made his. 1-1.

Materazzi was next for Italy, and made his penalty. Next for France was Trezeguet, facing his Juventus teammate Buffon. In extra time of the Euro 2000 Final, he had beaten Buffon with a shot. Under the rules then in place, it was a "golden goal": Automatic victory. This time, he was not a hero: He clanged his shot off the crossbar. 2-1 Italy.

De Rossi made his penalty. Abidal made his. Del Piero made his. Willy Sagnol made his for France. Finally, Fabio Grosso clinched the win for Italy: 5-3, with France's last shot not taken, seeing as how it would have been meaningless. Italia: Campioni del Mondo.

Zidane, of course, was not available for the penalties.

Why did he do it? Three British newspapers -- The Times, The Sun, and the Daily Star, with varying degrees of reliability -- all hired lip-readers who were fluent in French and Italian to look at the tape, and to see what Materazzi had said to Zidane to provoke it. (I don't know if Materazzi speaks French, but Zidane played in Italy long enough to learn the language.)

The Times has a reputation for sterling journalism; The Sun and the Daily Star are considered lying right-wing propaganda rags. Yet the lip-readers hired by all 3 reported the exact same thing: They all said that Materazzi had called Zidane a "son of a terrorist whore."

It had been less than 5 years since the 9/11 attacks, and a year to the week after the 7/7 attacks on the London Underground (subway). Apparently, Materazzi was unaware that presuming that all Muslims are terrorists is not only bigoted, but stupid. To make matters worse, Zidane's mother was ill at the time.

Materazzi's version of events was a little different. He said he would never have insulted someone's mother, having lost his own when he was 15 years old. Without question, he had tugged on Zidane's shirt. The exchange of shirts is a postgame tradition that goes back decades, and Materazzi said that Zidane told him, "If you want my shirt, I will give it to you afterwards." Not an unreasonable request of the Captain of one of the finalists to the other, and not an unreasonable response.

Materazzi said that his follow-up was, "I prefer the whore that is your sister." In other words, "Your sister puts out, and I'd like you to set me up with her." In other words, Materazzi admitted that he had gone too far.

But so had Zidane. There were about 10 minutes of play to go. Winning is the best revenge. A man as accomplished as Zidane -- 2 League titles in Italy and 1 in Spain, a Champions League win, a World Cup and a Euro title -- should have accepted this. Win the game, and you look like a champion, and the guy trying to provoke you looks like an idiot. Instead, the great Zizou looked like an easily provoked fool, and Materazzi an undeserved World Champion.

The play swept the world. Dozens of people posted their attempts at recreating it on the Internet. American TV shows parodied it. A song titled "Coup de Boule" hit Number 1 on the French music charts.

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Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Zinedine Zidane for France Losing the 2006 World Cup

First, let me do a reason that didn't make the cut: The Best of the Rest.

The Second Malouda Penalty. Had it been correctly awarded, it would have been 2-1 France, there never would have been extra time, and the coup de boule would never have happened. Zidane would have gone out a winner, he and his country would have had a 2nd World Cup win, and Materazzi would have gone down in history as a dirty player whose dirtiness cost his country a penalty and a World Cup win.

The reason this isn't one of the top 5 is that Buffon was one of the greatest goalies of all time, pretty much at his peak, and could have stopped the penalty.

5. The Other French Players. Zidane scored penalties against Portugal in the Semifinal and Italy in the Final. Other than that, France hadn't scored since Thierry Henry's goal in the 57th minute of the Quarterfinal win over Brazil. From then until the penalty stage of the Final, that was 243 minutes without a goal from open play.

So, for all their talent, France weren't exactly lighting up the scoreboard. In other words, had the coup de boule not happened, and the game had remained 11 vs. 11, given how France were playing at the time, there wasn't a great chance of them scoring in the last 10 minutes of extra time anyway. Italy certainly didn't look like they were exhausted.

Which brings us to...

4. The Italian Defense. In the 1960s, both Milan clubs, AC Milan and Internazionale (or "Inter"), became known for a defensive style called catenaccio -- "padlock." AC Milan used it to win the European Cup in 1963 and 1969, and Inter won it in 1964 and 1965 and lost the Final in 1967.

From that point onward, defense was viewed as the highest virtue in calcio (the Italians' word for soccer). The great sportswriter for La Gazzetto dello Sport, Gianni Brera, effectively Italy's Grantland Rice, once wrote that the ideal calcio game would end 0-0.

In the 1970s and '80s, Juventus would dominate the Italian game with a rugged defense led by goalkeeper Dino Zoff, sweeper Gaetano Scirea and left back Claudio Gentile. By the time AC Milan became great again in the late 1980s, their merging of Italian catenaccio (the aforementioned Paolo Maldini and his defensive partner Franco Baresi) and the Dutch-Surinamese combo of totalvoetbaal (the superb striker Marco Van Basten) and samba (midfielders Ruud Gullit and Frank Rijkaard) made the Italians appreciate attack again. But defense was still what Italian fans preferred.

How good was the 2006 Italy defense? In 7 matches, including their Semifinal win over Germany and their Final win over France that both went to extra time, they did not allow a single goal from open play to the opposing team. The only goals they allowed were Zidane's penalty in the Final, and an own goal by Cristian Zaccardo of Palermo that forged a 1-1 tie with, of all teams, the U.S. That's 690 minutes, 7 2/3rds games' worth of soccer, and not 1 single solitary goal was scored by the opposition from open play.

Which brings us to...

3. Gianluigi Buffon. The legendary keeper -- still going strong in 2016, by the way; it seems as though his 1st manager for Italy was Julius Caesar -- is on the short list for the title of greatest goalkeeper of all time.

He was immense throughout the 2006 World Cup, including the Final. While it is true he didn't stop Zidane's penalty in the 7th minute, and Trezeguet's miss in the penalty kick phase wasn't directly his doing, had Zidane (whose last season at Juventus was the season before Buffon's 1st there) been available, Buffon might have stopped him.

Which brings us to...

2. David Trezeguet. He missed. I did say that Buffon wasn't directly responsible. But it's worth noting that Trezeguet then played for Juventus. He practiced penalties against Buffon. Which means they knew each other's tendencies. Did that make Trezeguet the ideal guy to try one against Buffon? Maybe, but it also made Buffon the ideal guy to try to stop Trezeguet. Perhaps there was some mind game in there that we didn't see, but a Juve fan would have -- the soccer equivalent of an inside joke.

If Trezeguet had made his kick, then, instead of ending 5-3 to Italy, it would have been 5-4, with France having a chance to send the penalties to sudden death. And then, who knows what would have happened.

Which brings us to...

1. Penalties are a crapshoot. You simply never know. Great players miss them. England fans still wince over the misses of Stuart Pearce and Chris Waddle in the 1990 World Cup Semifinal vs. Germany, Gareth Southgate getting stopped by Germany's Andreas Köpke in the Euro 1996 Semifinal, and Paul Ince and David Batty missing against Argentina in the 1998 World Cup Quarterfinal. In the 2006 Quarterfinal, Portugal's goalie Ricardo had stopped England's Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher.

Roberto Baggio was one of Juventus' and Italy's greatest players, and was known as a great penalty-taker. Yet his miss, over the crossbar, in the 1994 Final cost Italy the World Cup. Just the other day, Lionel Messi had a miss nearly identical to Baggio's, which helped cost Argentina the 2016 Copa America.

If "the Divine Ponytail" and "the Greatest Player of All Time" (which Messi most certainly is not) missed such important shots, maybe Zidane, if available, would have missed his, and France would have lost anyway.

VERDICT: Not Guilty. While Zidane bears some responsibility for France losing the 2006 World Cup Final, there were plenty of other factors at work. He is not solely, or even primarily, responsible for the defeat.