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Sunday, August 9, 2026

Don Nelson, 1940-2026

Don Nelson was a basketball lifer. He had an interesting career as a player, but he became more interesting as a coach.

Donald Arvid Nelson was born on May 15, 1940 in Muskegon, Michigan, right across Lake Michigan from Milwaukee. He grew up in a farm outside Sherrard, Illinois, in the Quad Cities region that straddles the Mississippi River in Illinois and Iowa. He graduated from Rock Island High School, 2 years ahead of Ken Bowman, a center who helped the Green Bay Packers win the 1st 2 Super Bowls.

Milton "Sharm" Scheuerman was the head basketball coach at the University of Iowa, and a Rock Island High graduate, and recruited Nelson. He also recruited Brooklyn high school star Connie Hawkins, but Hawkins was caught up in a gambling scandal. Despite never being charged with a crime, Hawkins was kicked out of school, and banned from the NBA, playing in the ABL, AAU ball, and the ABA before his ban was lifted.

At a time when the NCAA Tournament only invited 24 teams, and from a conference only the Champion, Iowa finished 2nd to Ohio State team of Jerry Lucas and John Havlicek in 1961, and missed the Tournament. "If Connie had stayed, we would have had a great team," Nelson said. "I feel we could have edged out Ohio State my junior and senior years." Nelson was named a 3rd-term All-America in 1962.

He was taken by the Chicago Zephyrs in the 3rd round of the 1962 NBA Draft. After 1 season, he was waived, claimed by the Los Angeles Lakers. They reached the Finals in each of his 2 seasons with them, but lost both to the Boston Celtics.

He was released, but the Celtics must have liked what they saw, because they signed him as a free agent. He helped them win the 1966, '68 and '69 NBA titles. He remained with them through their rebuilding, and helped them win the title again in 1974 and '76, at which point he retired as a player. In 1973, he was inducted into the Illinois Basketball Coaches Association Hall of Fame as a player. The Celtics retired his Number 19 in 1978.

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His son Donnie remembers the family sitting in a Maid Rite restaurant in Moline, Illinois (one of the "Quad Cities," along with Rock Island, and Davenport and Bettendorf, Iowa), and Don saying he had three choices: sell cars, become an NBA referee, or accept an assistant's job under Milwaukee coach Larry Costello. They voted 5–0 for the Milwaukee job, which paid $25,000.

The Bucks got off to a 3-15 start in 1976-77, and Costello, despite having led the Bucks to the 1971 NBA Championship and the 1974 NBA Finals, which they lost to "Nellie" and the Celtics, was fired. Nelson was named head coach. At the end of the season, only 37 years old, he was also given the general manager's job. He built a team around speed, and not caring about height, often letting shorter but faster players guard taller but slower ones.

The result of "Nellie Ball" was 7 straight Division titles: 1980 in the Midwest Division; then, after an NBA realignment, 6 in the Central Division, in 1981, '82, '83, '84, '85 and '86. He was named NBA Coach of the Year in 1983 and '85. But the closest he could get to a title was reaching the Eastern Conference Finals 3 times, in 1983, '84 and '86.
In 1985, Jim Fitzgerald sold the Bucks to department store mogul and future U.S. Senator Herb Kohl. Nelson didn't get along with him, but he had gotten along with Fitzgerald. In 1986, Fitzgerald bought a different NBA team, the Golden State Warriors. After a season as a broadcaster, Nellie accepted the head coaching job with the Warriors, and even bought an ownership stake.

Again using a run-and-gun style, he coached them for 6 seasons, building an offense known as Run TMC, after the rap group Run-DMC, for Tim Hardaway Sr., Mitch Richmond and Chris Mullin. He was awarded a 3rd Coach of the Year trophy in 1992. But he only won 2 Playoff series, and resigned during the 1994-95 season.

He was hired to coach the New York Knicks for 1995-96, replacing Pat Riley. But Riley had built a defense-oriented team, and Nellie Ball didn't work with them. When he recommending trading the team's marquee player, Patrick Ewing, so that enough salary cap space would be available to make an offer to Shaquille O'Neal, who was unhappy with the Orlando Magic and wanted to play in a big market, that was the last straw for Knicks management: He was canned on March 8, 1996. Shaq ended up going to the Los Angeles Lakers.

In 1997, he was hired as head coach and general manager of the Dallas Mavericks. It took him 4 seasons to turn them from dreadful to a Playoff team, and in 2003, the Mavs won the Midwest Division and reached the Western Conference Finals. But that was as close as he would get, and he resigned late in the 2004-05 season.
In 2006, Mullin, now the Warriors' GM, brought Nelson back to Oakland. He won 16 of their last 21 games, squeezing into the Playoffs as the 8th seed, and upset his former team, the Mavericks, in the 1st round. This was only the 3rd time an NBA 8th seed had beaten a 1st seed, and the 1st time since the 1st round went to a best 4-out-of-7.

But he never got them into the Playoffs again. On April 7, 2010, the Warriors beat the Minnesota Timberwolves, 116-107 at the Target Center in Minneapolis, giving Nelson his 1,333rd career coaching win, surpassing Lenny Wilkens for the most in history. He held that record until 2022, when he was surpassed by Gregg Popovich. He retired at the end of that season, with a record of 1,335-1,063 (.557).

In all, he coached 17 members of the Basketball Hall of Fame. With the Bucks: Alex English, Bob Dandridge, Sidney Moncrief, his former Celtics teammate Dave Cowens, Nate "Tiny" Archibald, Bob Lanier and Jack Sikma. With the Warriors: Chris Mullin, Ralph Sampson, Mitch Richmond, Tim Hardaway, Šarūnas Marčiulionis and Chris Webber. With the Knicks: Patrick Ewing. With the Mavericks: Steve Nash, Dirk Nowitzki, Dennis Rodman briefly, and Hardaway again. 

He coached 6 of the 9 players to have had their uniform numbers retired by the Bucks: 10, Dandridge; 4, Moncrief; 16, Lanier; 32, Brian Winters, 2, Junior Bridgeman; and 8, Marques Johnson. Only 1 of his Warriors players had his number retired: Mullin, 17. Ewing had his Number 33 retired by the Knicks, and Nowitzki had his Number 41 retired by the Mavs.

He was elected into the Iowa Sports Hall of Fame in 1983, the Quad City Sports Hall of Fame in 1987, the University of Iowa Athletics Hall of Fame in 1989, and the Basketball Hall of Fame in 2012. In 1996, in coordination with the NBA's 50th Anniversary, he was named one of their Top 10 Coaches. In 2021, in coordination with the NBA's 75th Anniversary, he was named one of their Top 15 Coaches.

He married twice, and had 7 children and 15 grandchildren. His son, Donn Charles Nelson, known as Donnie Nelson, played basketball at Wheaton College in Wheaton, Illinois -- making it up to a school that his father had turned down to go to Iowa. Donnie became an assistant to his father the 1st time around with the Warriors, and with the Mavericks, and in between to Dannie Ainge with the Phoenix Suns. From 2005 to 2021, he was the Mavs' GM, helping to build teams that won 3 Division titles, 2 Western Conference titles, and the 2011 NBA Championship.

In 2012, 50 years after leaving the University of Iowa, Don Nelson finally completed his degree there. He settled on a farm on the Hawaiian Island of Maui, where he grew flowers, coffee and cannabis. He hosted poker games, where he was joined by celebrities like country singer Willie Nelson and actor Woody Harrelson, who are also fond of the last of those crops.

"I know how far I've come from being a hog farmer," Nelson said. "I've come a long, long way from being some country kid. I got in the fast lane, and I've stayed there a long time. I've done pretty well."
But his health began to fail, and earlier this year, he moved back to the mainland, to the Dallas suburb of Frisco, Texas. He suffered a stroke, was admitted to hospice care, and died today, August 9, 2026, at the age of 86.

Sunday, November 9, 2025

November 9, 1935: The Floyd of Rosedale Trophy

November 9, 1935, 90 years ago: One of college football's greatest rivalry trophies has its origin.

Ask longtime fans of the University of Iowa, and they'll say the Hawkeyes' real arch-rival isn't Iowa State, or the University of Nebraska. It's the University of Minnesota. And ask longtime fans of the University of Minnesota, and they'll say the Golden Gophers' real arch-rival isn't the University of Wisconsin, or the University of Michigan. It's the University of Iowa.

The neighboring States' State universities had been playing each other since 1891, and in 1934, things turned nasty over the rough treatment of Ozzie Simmons, a black halfback for Iowa.

The rhetoric got really threatening for the 1935 game, and even the Governors got in on it, with Clyde Herring of Iowa saying the Iowa City crowd wouldn't stand for any rough stuff by the Minnesota players. He got accused of inciting a riot by Minnesota's Attorney General, Harry Peterson. Peterson's boss, Governor Floyd Olson, decided to lighten the mood, with what is, as far as I can tell, the first friendly bet between politicians representing opposing teams: A Minnesota "prize hog" against one from Iowa. Herring took the bet.

The game was played in Iowa City, at Iowa Stadium, renamed Kinnick Stadium in 1972, in memory of Nile Kinnick, Iowa's 1939 Heisman Trophy winner who was killed in a World War II flight training accident in 1943.

There was no incident at the game, either on the field or in the stands. Both teams played cleanly. Simmons walked off the field, receiving handshakes rather than injuries from the Minnesota players. Minnesota won, 13-6, and won their 3rd straight Big Ten Conference Championship, and their 2nd of 3 straight National Championships.

Herring contacted Rosedale Farms outside Fort Dodge, Iowa, and sent the pig to Olson, naming it Floyd of Rosedale, for Olson and the farm. (Had Iowa won, there could have been a trophy named Clyde of Minnetonka.) Olson then commissioned a trophy to be given annually to the winner of the game, because a 98-pound trophy is easier to move than a several-hundred-pound live pig.
Governor Clyde Herring of Iowa (left)
and Governor Floyd Olson of Minnesota,
with the original Floyd of Rosedale, 1935

Herring, a Democrat, was elected to the U.S. Senate in 1936, but lost in 1942, and died in 1945. Olson, a member of the Farmer-Labor Party, a kind of Socialist party that Hubert Humphrey later merged with the State Democratic Party, wasn't so lucky: He was already dying of cancer at the time of the bet, and passed away 9 months later.

Going into their meeting on October 25, 2025, Minnesota lead Iowa, 63-53-2, despite Iowa having won 9 of the last 10 games, and 19 of the last 24. Minnesota's lead is partly due to having won the 1st 12 games, from 1891 to 1916. Since the trophy (counting the original pig) was first awarded in 1935, Iowa lead, 45-43.

Iowa also play Iowa State for the Cy-Hawk Trophy (Cyclones vs. Hawkeyes), and Nebraska for the Heroes Trophy. Minnesota also play Wisconsin for Paul Bunyan's Axe, and Michigan for the Little Brown Jug. But both teams would rather win The Pig: Floyd of Rosedale.

Friday, June 2, 2023

June 2, 1943: The Death of Nile Kinnick

June 2, 1943, 80 years ago: Ensign Nile Kinnick is killed in a U.S. Navy training flight. He was a month short of his 25th birthday.

Nile Clarke Kinnick Jr. was born on July 9, 1918 in Adel, Iowa, the grandson of George Clarke, a Republican who served as Governor of Iowa from 1913 to 1917. His family were devout Christian Scientists, and, while Nile Jr. was already a sports star at Adel High School, Nile Sr. got a job in Omaha, Nebraska, and the family had to move. At Benson High School, he won a State Championship in baseball, and starred in basketball.

But his best sport was football, and he chose to attend the University of Iowa, supposedly because their program, then in a down period, would represent a better test for him than his other major option, the University of Minnesota, then one of the best programs in the country -- and Iowa's arch-rival.

Iowa still struggled, going just 1-7 in his sophomore year, 1937. (Freshmen were not eligible for varsity sports under NCAA rules until 1972, with occasional exceptions, such as during the upcoming World War II.) They went 1-6-1 in 1938. Head coach Irl Tubbs was fired, and Eddie Anderson was lured away from Holy Cross in Massachusetts.

He turned the team around in just 1 year: Iowa went 6-1-1, beating South Dakota and Indiana at home, losing away to Michigan, then winning away to Wisconsin and Purdue, beating then-Number 3 Notre Dame and then-Number 20 Minnesota at home, rising to Number 9 in the country, before closing the season with a tie away to Northwestern.

The loss to Michigan cost Iowa the Big Ten Conference title, throwing it to Ohio State, whom Iowa did not play. They did not receive an invitation to a bowl game. But the Notre Dame game became their signature win, and it was recognized as Kinnick's signature performance, scoring Iowa's only touchdown and pinning Notre Dame deep in their own end zone with a late punt, to secure a 7-6 win.

Kinnick was awarded the Heisman Trophy. In his acceptance speech, he said:, "I thank God I was warring on the gridirons of the Midwest, and not on the battlefields of Europe. I can speak confidently and positively that the players of this country would much more, much rather struggle and fight to win the Heisman award than the Croix de Guerre." Another writer cited a pair of famed speechmakers from classical times, saying that his remarks "tackled Demosthenes and threw Cicero for a 15-yard loss."

He was elected student body president, maintained a grade-point average of 3.4, and gave the commencement address for his Class of 1940. That Summer, he played for the College All-Stars in the Chicago College All-Star Game at Soldier Field, losing to the defending NFL Champion Chicago Bears, 45-28.

But he never played football again. The NFL version of the Brooklyn Dodgers drafted him, but he turned down a $10,000 salary to go to the University of Iowa College of Law. He also served as an assistant coach at Iowa in the 1940 and '41 seasons, as the team went 4-4 and 3-5, respectively.

He spoke before the Young Republicans, and introduced Wendell Willkie, the 1940 Republican nominee for President, at an Iowa campaign rally. An Iowa newspaper, the Marion Sentinel, endorsed him for the 1956 Presidential election, the 1st in which he would be eligible, having met the minimum age requirement of 35.

He enlisted in the U.S. Naval Reserve, and reported for induction -- 3 days before the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. He received leave to visit his family in Omaha in September 1942, and attended Iowa's season opener, at home at Iowa Stadium in Iowa City, a 26-7 win over Washington University of St. Louis.
On June 2, 1943, Ensign Nile Kinnick was stationed aboard the aircraft carrier USS Lexington, off the coast of Venezuela. He was on a routine training flight in a Grumman F4F Wildcat, when it developed an oil leak. Radio contact was made, determining that he was 4 miles from the carrier, and was forced to carry out an emergency landing in the water. Rescue boats arrived 8 minutes later, but they found only an oil slick.

His body was never recovered. It took until 1996 for the plane to be found but, given that he might have still been inside, it was decided not to disturb the site.

A legend developed that the deck of the Lexington was covered with planes preparing to take off, and that trying to land on it would have caused an explosion that would have killed many of his crewmates, so Kinnick sacrificed himself to save them. The Navy later determined that it wouldn't have mattered: He couldn't have reached the carrier anyway, so the choice was out of his hands.

With the award's establishment in 1935, he was the 1st winner of the Heisman Trophy to die. There wouldn't be another until 1963, when 1961 winner Ernie Davis of Syracuse died from leukemia.

For nearly 30 years, Nile Kinnick Sr., having outlived his son, refused all requests by the University of Iowa to honor his son, not wanting to single him out over all other students who died in World War II. Finally, in 1972, he consented to the renaming of Iowa Stadium, which opened in 1929, as Kinnick Stadium. It remains the only stadium in American college football named for a Heisman Trophy winner. A statue of Kinnick was placed outside in 2006. His Number 24 was retired. The school plays an excerpt from his Heisman Trophy acceptance speech at every home game, before playing the National Anthem.

The coin flipped at the start of every Big Ten football game bears his image. He was a charter inductee into the Iowa Sports Hall of Fame in 1951. That same year, he was elected to the College Football Hall of Fame. In 1999, Sports Illustrated named him Iowa's 3rd-greatest sports figure, behind only wrestler and wrestling coach Dan Gable, and Cleveland Indians pitcher Bob Feller, who had been on a youth baseball team with Kinnick.

Feller, also a U.S. Navy veteran, went to his grave believing that, had he lived, Kinnick would have been elected Governor of Iowa, and would have beaten John F. Kennedy in the 1960 Presidential election. 

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Hayden Fry, 1929-2019

If you watched the situation comedy Coach on ABC from 1989 to 1998, you knew the character of Hayden Fox: A high-strung man's man who happened to be a pretty good football coach, struggling with a changing society that included his highly capable girlfriend, who eventually became his 2nd wife; and his daughter, who attended the university where he coached. He was such an old-school macho man that he infuriated viewers, but he was also such a likable goofball that you couldn't stay mad at him.

The show's creator was Barry Kemp, a graduate of the University of Iowa, whose campus, including its Kinnick Stadium, was used for exterior shots of the fictional Minnesota State University. He named the character of Hayden Fox after the head coach at Iowa at the time, Hayden Fry. But aside from a name and a job, they didn't share much. Hayden Fry was the kind of man that Hayden Fox should have been.

John Hayden Fry Jr. -- he would eventually drop his first name, perhaps to differentiate himself from his father -- was born on February 28, 1929 in Eastland, Texas. He grew up in Odessa, in West Texas, which was too dry to get good farming, and there seemed to be nothing a boy could but play football and hope to get a job in the oil fields.

When Fry was 14, his father died, and he stepped up to be the head of the family, working in the oil field in the Summer, and, in the Autumn, quarterbacking the Odessa High School football team, winning a State Championship in 1946. He went on to Baylor University, and was mostly a backup quarterback, graduating in 1951 with a psychology degree.

He returned to Odessa High, taught history, and served on the football coaching staff. In 1952, with the Korean War raging, he enlisted in the U.S. Marine Corps. He led the team at the Quantico, Virginia base to the Corps championship and the Poinsettia Bowl. He was discharged with the rank of Captain in 1955.

He returned to Odessa High, and a year later was named head coach. One of his history students would go on to the Hall of Fame -- not College or Pro Football, but Rock and Roll: Roy Orbison.

He was hired as an assistant coach at Baylor in 1959, and the University of Arkansas in 1961. When Arkansas won the Southwest Conference Championship, another SEC school, Southern Methodist University (SMU) in Dallas, hired him as head coach for 1962.

He got the Mustangs to the Sun Bowl in El Paso in his 1st season. He was then named athletic director, and that gave him the authority to desegregate the team. He found the 1st black SMU player in 1966, Jerry LeVias, making him the 1st black player to receive an athletic scholarship from a Southwest Conference school, in any sport.

The way the schedule worked out, though, it was Fry's alma mater, Baylor, who fielded the 1st black varsity player to take the field in the SWC, John Westbrook. On September 10, 1966, Baylor shocked then-Number 7 Syracuse, 35-12. SMU's season opened a week later, on September 17, and they beat Illinois 26-7, a foreshadowing of Fry's later Big 10 success. On November 19, the same day as the famous 10-10 tie between Notre Dame and Michigan State, LeVias' SMU and Westbrook's Baylor played each other at the Cotton Bowl stadium, and SMU won 24-22.
Fry and LeVias at SMU

Fry got SMU an 8-2 record in 1966, and its 1st SWC title in 18 years, with LeVias making the All-Conference team. They lost the Cotton Bowl to Georgia. In 1968, he won his 1st bowl game, the Bluebonnet Bowl in Houston.

That year, LeVias became a 3-time All-American. He would go on to play for the San Diego Chargers (making the AFL All-Star Game as a rookie in 1969) and the Houston Oilers. At 73, he now works in the Houston Texans' front office, and is a member of the College Football and Texas Sports Halls of Fame.

In 1969, Hayden married Shirley Griffin, and they were together for the rest of their lives. The marriage produced 4 sons: Randy, Zach, Kelly and Adrian; and a daughter, Robin. Shirley bought daughter Jayme and son Bryan from her 1st marriage. Hayden lived to see 4 grandchildren and a great-grandchild.

SMU went on a downturn: From 1969 to 1972, they went 3-7, 5-6, 4-7 and 7-4, and Fry was fired. He finished his SMU tenure 49-66-1. Fry would later say that, due to having the 2nd-smallest enrollment in the SWC, some SMU boosters thought they couldn't compete honestly, and wanted to put up a slush fund to pay players, but Fry wouldn't allow it:

For several years some of SMU’s big contributors had been trying to get me to buy players. They wanted me to use their money to recruit illegally, and I wouldn’t do it. Every time I was approached on the matter I told them absolutely no. I believe they used a new president who wasn’t strong enough to stand up to them to get to me.

The boosters convinced the new administration to fire Fry. But he was right: From 1973 to 1986, under head coaches Dave Smith, Ron Meyer and Bobby Collins, SMU got better through the slush fund. Meyer got them to the 1980 Holiday Bowl, but they got caught and were put on probation, so their 1981 team went 10-1 but were ineligible for the SWC title or a bowl game.

In 1982, his 1st season in charge, Collins got the Mustangs to an 11-0-1 record and a Cotton Bowl win. Maybe the team's recent probation stuck in people's minds, because, despite having a slightly better record, they only finished Number 2 in the polls to 11-1 Penn State, where Joe Paterno was said to be running "a clean program." (Little did we then know.)

From 1982 to 1984, Collins' "Pony Express" went 29-3-1 in regular-season play, also winning an Aloha Bowl and losing a Sun Bowl. But they got caught again, and were put on probation. The NCAA told them that if they got caught again, their program would be suspended: It was being called "the death penalty." Bumper stickers began to be seen around Texas, reading, "Support pro football: Watch the SMU Mustangs."

Collins was 6-5 in both 1985 and 1986, ineligible for bowl games... and SMU got caught yet again. The NCAA showed them they weren't bluffing: The 1987 SMU football season was canceled. During the preparations to restore and clean up the program, SMU decided they couldn't be competitive in 1988, either, so they canceled it themselves.

From 1975 to 1986, at the University of Southern Mississippi and SMU, Collins had a record of 91-44-3 -- but we can guess he probably cheated at USM, just as he did at SMU. He is now 86 years old. In the 33 seasons since the cancellation, he has never held another job in college sports. Nor has he held one in any professional football league. When even the XFL (2001 or 2020) won't hire you, you're radioactive.

SMU alumnus and Green Bay Packer legend Forrest Gregg was brought in to be head coach and athletic director. After going 2-9 in 1989 and 1-10 in 1990 -- 0-16 in SWC play -- he remained as AD and hired Tom Rossley as head coach. They went 1-9 in 1991, got up to 5-6 in 1992, but won just 4 games over the next 3 seasons.

When the SWC collapsed in 1996, with Arkansas having left for the Southeastern Conference, and Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech and Baylor joining the Big 8 to form the Big 12, SMU joined the Western Athletic Conference. Joining the less-rough WAC didn't help much: A 6-5 season in 1997 under new coach Mike Cavan was their only winning season between 1986 and 2009. But in 2008, switching to the even less-competitive Conference USA helped: Starting in 2009, they went 30-23 and went to 4 straight bowl games, winning 3. Under current coach Sonny Dykes, they were 10-3 this year.

On the field, SMU was better off for having fired Hayden Fry. But the price they paid was too high.

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In 1973, Hayden Fry was hired as head coach and athletic director at North Texas State University, now the University of North Texas. In his 1st season, he got them a share of the Missouri Valley Conference title. They went 10-1 in 1977 and 9-2 in 1978, but weren't invited to a bowl game -- probably because Fry took them out of the MVC in the hope of joining a bigger conference, but none would take them.

In 1979, he was hired as the head coach at the University of Iowa. They hadn't had a winning season in 17 years, but they still filled Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City for every home game. He knew he had a better chance to go to bowl games, and that he wouldn't have to also be the athletic director: That would be Chalmers "Bump" Elliott, a former Michigan star halfback and head coach who was already a friend of his. (By a sad coincidence, Bump died earlier this month, at age 94.)
Fry and Elliott

Iowa had been 2-9 in 1978. In his 1st game, Iowa lost 30-26 to Indiana, which seemed like progress. In his 2nd game, they went to Oklahoma, then ranked Number 3, and were losing only 7-6 midway through the 4th quarter, but fell apart, losing 21-6. Fry said he would "punch any player in the mouth if he was smiling."

They must have listened. The next week, they hosted Number 7 Nebraska, and lost only 24-21. The week after, he got his 1st win, defeating cross-State rival Iowa State 30-14, starting a 3-game winning streak. They finished 5-6, but fell back to 4-7 in 1980.

But Hayden Fry was changing things at Iowa. He wasn't just changing the program, he was changing the culture. Not the fan support: That was already amazing. Rather, he was changing what it was that they were supporting, into something worthy of that support.

He commissioned a new logo for the Hawkeyes, known as the Tigerhawk, designed by Bill Colbert of Cedar Rapids. Since the Pittsburgh Steelers, winners of 4 recent Super Bowls, also wore black and gold, he asked the Steelers for permission to copy their exact uniform design, and got it. He had stickers affixed to the helmets reading "ANF," for "America Needs Farmers" -- agriculture keeping Iowa alive, and the University letting the country know that farming itself had to be kept alive. He had his players walk onto the field holding hands -- seen as sissy by some, but as solidarity by others.
Fry's (and Colbert's) redesigned Iowa uniform

His Baylor degree having been in psychology, Fry knew that jails and psychiatric wards sometimes painted walls pink to relax and pacify the residents, so he had the visiting team's locker room at Kinnick Stadium painted pink. Michigan coach Bo Schembechler was particularly angered by this, and covered the pink walls with paper.

Fry also assembled a great coaching staff, some of whom would later rebuild other programs as head coaches: Bill Snyder at Kansas State, Bob Stoops at Oklahoma, Mike Stoops at Oklahoma, Barry Alvarez at Wisconsin, and the man who ended up succeeding Fry at Iowa, and is still there, Kirk Ferentz. (Bret Bielema would play at Iowa for Fry, and later, Alvarez would make him an assistant at Wisconsin, and Bielema would succeed him there.)

It took until the 3rd season, 1981, for Iowa to have a winning season under Fry. But it was more than that. Up until then, the joke was that the Big Ten Conference (often written as "Big 10") was really "The Big Two and the Little Eight": From 1968 to 1980, of the 13 Big 10 titles, either Ohio State or Michigan won it every year. The only breakthrough came in 1978, when Michigan State tied Michigan for the title, and beat Michigan in Ann Arbor to win what should have been a tiebreaker, except they were already on probation, eligible for the Conference's title but not its Rose Bowl berth.

Today, the University of Iowa vs. the Unviersity of Nebraska is considered a rivalry. The States border each other, and both are in the Big 10. But back then, Nebraska was in the Big 8, and they didn't play each other every year. This was a good thing, since Nebraska had become a dominant team in college football, and Iowa hadn't. In 1980, Nebraska beat Iowa 57-0. But Iowa opened the 1981 season by beating the Cornhuskers, then ranked Number 7, 10-7, a 60-point swing.

Iowa lost their next game, to in-State rival Iowa State, but followed that by beating Number 6 UCLA. The Hawkeyes were on their way, following this with wins over Northwestern and Indiana. On October 17, they went to Number 5 Michigan and didn't score a touchdown -- but beat them, 9-7. Losses to Minnesota and Illinois hurt them, but nobody else seemed to want to win the Big 10, and they beat Purdue, Wisconsin and Michigan State.

The last of these came on November 21, allowing them to tie Ohio State for the title, the 1st time they'd even shared the title since 1960. Since Ohio State had gone to the Rose Bowl more recently, Iowa got the Rose Bowl berth, but lost to the University of Washington.

The 1982 season got off to an 0-2 start, but Iowa rebounded to earn a Peach Bowl berth, and their win over Tennessee was their 1st bowl game win in 23 years. In 1983, they went 9-2 and got to the Gator Bowl, but lost to Florida. An injury plague struck near the end of the 1984 season, causing an 0-2-1 finish, which they followed with a win over Texas in the Freedom Bowl, 55-17. Quarterback Chuck Long engineered an offense that scored the most points the Longhorns had allowed in a single game in 80 years.

Long and the Hawks were just getting warmed up. They began the 1985 season ranked Number 5, and beat Drake (also an Iowa school, in Des Moines) 58-0. They beat Northern Illinois 48-20 and Iowa State 57-3. They had risen to the nation's Number 1 ranking.

It was at this point that ABC broadcaster Keith Jackson -- whose Georgia accent made Iowa's team name sound like "the Huckeyes" -- could have used an expression I heard him use years later: "The social portion of the Big 10 schedule is over. From here on in, it's strictly meat and potatoes."

Fry and his Hawkeyes did not flinch: They beat Michigan State 35-31, and went to Wisconsin and beat them 23-13. On October 19, Number 1 Iowa hosted Number 2 Michigan on CBS, and won 12-10 thanks to 4 field goals by Rob Houghtlin, one on the last play of the game. Since the rest of the Big 10 hates Michigan, everybody else was grateful to the Hawkeyes.

They followed this with a 49-10 win at Northwestern. But then they faltered, losing 22-13 at Number 8 Ohio State. It would be their only regular-season loss: They beat Illinois 59-0, won away to Purdue 27-24, and won the Floyd of Rosedale trophy by beating Minnesota 31-9.

For the 2nd time in 5 years, Hayden Fry had led Iowa to the Big 10 Championship, their 1st outright win since 1958. They went to the Rose Bowl, but lost 45-28 to UCLA. In a very close vote, quarterback Chuck Long finished 2nd for the Heisman Trophy to Auburn running back Bo Jackson. (This matched the aforementioned 1958 season, in which Iowa quarterback Randy Duncan finished 2nd to Army running back Pete Dawkins. No Iowa player has ever won the Heisman.
Chuck Long

Long may have been born in Norman, Oklahoma, seat of one of the greatest college football programs; and he may have grown up in Wheaton, Illinois, hometown of one of the all-time football greats, Illinois and Chicago Bears legend Red Grange; but he turned both Oklahoma and Illinois down for Iowa. He played for the Detroit Lions from 1986 to 1991, except for 1990 with the Los Angeles Rams. He later coached under Fry at Iowa, and under Bob Stoops at Oklahoma, and was San Diego State's head coach from 2006 to 2008. He is now on the staff of the XFL's St. Louis BattleHawks, and is an analyst for the Big Ten Network.

In 1986, Iowa went 8-3, and beat San Diego State in the Holiday Bowl, despite the game being played at SDSU's home field, Jack Murphy Stadium. In 1987, Iowa went 9-3, and returned to the Holiday Bowl, beating Wyoming.

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In his book Big Ten Country, Bob Wood, a history teacher and Michigan State graduate, wrote of going to a game at each of the Big 10 Conference schools in the 1988 season, which was also Iowa football's 100th Anniversary season. Wood had just published Dodger Dogs to Fenway Franks, his story of going to all 26 Major League Baseball parks in one season, so when he contacted the University press office The night before his Iowa game, he attended an I-Club dinner at which Fry spoke, and told the story of the Stoops family and its connection to Iowa.

Ron Stoops was the head coach at Cardinal Mooney High School in Youngstown, Ohio. He and his wife Evelyn, a.k.a. Dee Dee, had 4 sons, all of whom played football for him: Ron Jr., Bob, Mike and Mark. Ron Sr. was impressed by Fry, and all 4 of his sons went to Iowa to play. All 4 wore the same number, 41. Every weekend, Ron Sr. would coach Mooney on a Friday night, then packed and drove all night to see his son(s) play for Iowa. And all 4 sons went into coaching.

Earlier in that 1988 season, Ron Sr. and Ron Jr. were coaching against each other. Mooney won in overtime. It must have been too much for the old man, because he had a heart attack and died. At the funeral, someone walked in with an Iowa jersey, Number 41. The sons propped their father up in his coffin, and put the jersey on him. Bob had 2 Big 10 Championship rings, and put one on his father's finger. Dee Dee leaned over to her husband and said, "Now, you'll always be warm."

Fry concluded the story by telling the I-Club, "I told you this because I wanted you to know there are a lot of people out there who love Iowa football." According to Wood, Fry's story got a standing ovation, Fry stayed to shake hands, and was the last one out the door.

It was a weird season for Iowa, as they finished with 6 wins, 4 losses and 3 ties, their only Conference loss a 45-34 shootout at Indiana. Their other 2 regular-season losses, to Hawaii and Colorado, were each by a field goal. As in 1985, they had a nationally televised showdown with Michigan in Iowa City in mid-October, and it ended 17-17. It was the only blot on Michigan's Conference record, so, had Iowa gotten so much as 1 more field goal in that game, they would have won the Big 10 again. They ended up losing the Peach Bowl to North Carolina State.

They were just 5-6 in 1989, but won 7 of their 1st 8 in 1990, with only a non-conference loss away to then-Number 10 Miami disturbing their record. They beat both Michigan teams and Illinois away. Then they lost at home to Ohio State. On the final day, Michigan beat Ohio State, clinching at least a share of the Big 10 title for Iowa, but they lost away to arch-rival Minnesota, 31-24, forcing a rare 4-way tie for the title between Iowa, Michigan, Michigan State and Illinois. Iowa had the tiebreakers to get the Rose Bowl berth, and trailed Washington 33-8 at the half before a comeback fell short, 46-34. Fry had now gotten them 3 Big 10 titles in 10 seasons, but they'd lost the Rose Bowl every time.

They should have won the whole thing in 1991, but a home loss to Michigan cost them the Big 10 title. They were 10-1 before finishing with a tie against Brigham Young in the Holiday Bowl. By this point, Fry was becoming a victim of his own success, as his assistants began to get better offers, head coaching jobs, and assistants' jobs at bigger schools. Iowa finished only 5-7 in 1992, and started 1993 only 2-5 before making it 6-5, getting them into the Alamo Bowl, where they lost to the University of California.

Ironically, 1993 was the year on Coach when Hayden Fox got his Minnesota State team into a de facto National Championship Game. Before the show's writers knew where Iowa, Kemp's alma mater, would play their bowl game, or even if they would get into one, they wrote Minnesota State's destination as the Pioneer Bowl -- at the Alamodome in San Antonio.

(The writers, Judd Pillot and John Peaslee, eventually wrote 4 bowl games for Fox's Screaming Eagles, all starting with P like their own names: The 1991 Pineapple Bowl in Honolulu, which Minnesota State won over equally fictional South Texas; the 1992 Patriot Bowl in Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, which they lost to Iowa 71-7 in a blizzard following a flu outbreak; the 1993 Pioneer Bowl in San Antonio, which they won over fictional West Texas to win the National Championship, which Florida State won in real life that season; and the 1994 Popcorn Bowl in Los Angeles, which they lost to a real school, but I've forgotten which one.)

Iowa finished 5-5-1 in 1994, and, as Fry was now 65, people began to wonder if the end was near. Not just yet: In 1995, they went 704 and then won the Sun Bowl in El Paso, in Fry's native Texas, beating Washington, who had beaten him in 2 of his Rose Bowls. They went 8-3 in 1996, and went back to the Alamo Bowl, beating Texas Tech 27-0.

Now, the opposite feeling took hold, that Fry might coach and win at Iowa indefinitely. But this also turned out to be untrue. They went 7-4, losing by 4 points away to Michigan, by 3 away 2 Wisconsin (the Badgers' 1st win ever over Fry), and by 1 away to a resurgent Northwestern. (Only a 23-7 loss away to Number 7 Ohio State was a bad one.) They lost the Sun Bowl to Arizona State.

In 1998, Fry developed prostate cancer. His mind, fairly, was not fully on his work, and he finished 3-8, including his 1st loss to Iowa State in 15 years. On November 21, he lost to Minnesota 49-7 at the Metrodome, and announced his retirement the next day, after 20 seasons in Iowa City. Assistant coach Kirk Ferentz succeeded him, and has now surpassed him as Iowa's longest-lasting and winningest coach.

Fry outlasted the TV show Coach, which was canceled in 1997. However, the fictional Hayden Fox had done something that the real Hayden Fry had not done: He had gotten an NFL head coaching job, with a fictional expansion team, the Orlando Breakers. After an awful 1st season at 1-15, Fox got them into the Playoffs in 1996, but, mirroring Minnesota State's flu-and-snow-aided Patriot Bowl beatdown, the team came down with food poisoning and lost badly to the Buffalo Bills. Fox then retired, while Fry coached 2 more seasons.

Fry was 143-89-6 at Iowa, including 96-61-5 in Big 10 play; and 232-178-10 overall, in 37 consecutive seasons as a head coach. He won 3 Conference Championships, and coached in 17 bowl games, winning 7 of them. In 2003, he was elected to the College Football Hall of Fame -- along with Jerry LeVias, whom he'd made the 1st black scholarship athlete in the Southwest Conference.

In 2009, First Avenue in Coralville, Iowa, which leads from Interstate 80 to the University of Iowa campus, was renamed Hayden Fry Way. A state of him was erected along the street.
At his statue's dedication

But his cancer returned, and on December 17, 2019, Hayden Fry died at age 90. He was successful, and, as football people in his native Texas found out -- to the dismay of some of them -- he was incorruptible. He turned Iowa football from a native institution but a regional, never mind national, afterthought into something admired from coast to coast.

As was he.

Thursday, February 28, 2019

How to Go to a Minnesota State Football Game

"Coach here!"
(How Hayden always answered his phone.)

February 28, 1929, 90 years ago: John Hayden Fry is born in Eastland, Texas. Dropping his first name, Hayden Fry was a quarterback at Baylor University in nearby Waco, then served in the U.S. Marine Corps, during and after the Korean War, playing on its football team.

He coached high school ball in Texas, then returned to Baylor as an assistant coach, then at the University of Arkansas. In 1962, he got his 1st head coaching job, at Southern Methodist University in Dallas. He led them to the 1966 Southwest Conference Championship. In 1973, after being fired at SMU, he was hired at North Texas State University, and won that season's Missouri Valley Conference Championship.

In 1979, the University of Iowa hired him away, and he led them to the Big Ten Conference Championship in 1981 (winning national Coach of the Year), 1985 and 1990. He retired after the 1998 season, with a record of 232-178-10.
Hayden Fry

He was elected to the College Football Hall of Fame, and a statue of him stands outside Kinnick Stadium at Iowa. His "coaching tree" includes his Iowa successor Kirk Ferentz, Wisconsin coaches Barry Alvare and Bret Bielema, Bill Snyder at Kansas State, and the Stoops brothers, Bob of Oklahoma, Mark of Kentucky and Mike of Arizona.

Hayden Fry is still alive. But his most noticeable legacy -- though certainly not his most important one -- was a fictional character named for him, debuting on his 60th birthday.

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February 28, 1989, 30 years ago: Coach premieres on ABC. In this situation comedy, Craig T. Nelson plays Hayden Fox, head football coach at Minnesota State University, whose teams are called the Screaming Eagles. He tries to balance his work life and his family life. Until then, Nelson was best known as Steven Freeling, the father in the Poltergeist movies.

At the time the show began, Hayden was trying to lead Minnesota State out of a long period of losing, helped by his defensive coordinator, Luther Van Dam, played by Jerry Van Dyke. Jerry had previously been known as the star of the much-maligned 1965-66 sitcom My Mother the Car. (His more famous brother Dick would eventually play a cameo role on an episode of Coach.)

The backstory: In 1968, Luther had been defensive coordinator at Chattanooga University in Tennessee, when Hayden, from Spokane, Washington, was a senior. Hayden wasn't good enough to play in the pros, but Luther convinced the head coach, Jake "the Snake" Connelly, to put him on the staff as a graduate assistant. (Robert Prosky would later play Connelly, as his new team, South Texas, played Hayden's Minnesota State in a bowl game.)

After Connelly "taught me everything I know," including sneaky stuff, Hayden became the head coach at Chattanooga, and made them one of the top teams in NCAA Division I-AA. In 1984, he was hired at Minnesota State. One of his players was Michael Dybinski, a.k.a. Dauber, played by Bill Fagerbakke, who made up for not being very bright by being enthusiastic and talented, and rose to become Hayden's special teams coach.

Among the people Hayden had to deal with at MSU were the athletic director, Howard Burleigh, played by Kenneth Kimmins; Howard's wife and the team's lead tutor, Shirley Burleigh, played by Georgia Engel; band director Riley Pringle, played by Raye Birk; and women's basketball coach (and Dauber's girlfriend for a time) Judy Watkins, played by Pam Stone, a standup comedian.

All the while, Hayden was coming to the realization that he had to be a better person. He had been married to Beth, played by Lenore Kasdorf, but the marriage failed because Hayden had focused on football first and his family second (if that). But in the show's pilot episode, their daughter Kelly, played by Clare Carey, decided to enroll at Minnesota State, and moves in with him in his lakeside log cabin.

While this is going on, Hayden has been dating Christine Armstrong, a Minneapolis news anchor, played by Shelley Fabares. Their romance was paralleled by Kelly's with a fellow drama student, Stuart Rosebrock, played by Kris Kamm. By the time Hayden and Christine finally got married in late 1992, Kelly and Stuart had already been married and divorced, as Kelly followed her mother's path: As her husband's career skyrocketed, he neglected his wife.

Slowly, but surely, Hayden got both his career and his personal life together. In 1991, he led Minnesota State to an 11-1 record, including beating South Texas in the Pineapple Bowl in Honolulu. The 1992 season was a bit of a disappointment, as they got slaughtered by Iowa in the Patriot Bowl in blizzard-stricken Valley Forge, Pennsylvania. Finally, in 1993, Hayden led the Screaming Eagles to an undefeated season, beating West Texas in the Pioneer Bowl in San Antonio, taking the National Championship. (In real life, Florida State won the National Championship that season.)

He and Christine went to New York to accept a Coach of the Year award, and saw Kelly rebuilding her life as an advertising agent. In one of the funniest lines in TV history, she told him that her company was pitching a brand of bottled water, and her boss figured Hayden was an "average American," so he asked, "What would make you buy this bottle?" Hayden was honest: "Put beer in it."
Left to right: Clare Carey, Bill Fagerbakke,
Craig T. Nelson, Jerry Van Dyke, Shelley Fabares

But the 1994 season was a step back, as he began to do things less to make his team win, and more to make himself a more attractive prospect for NFL teams looking for a good replacement for their head coach. Minnesota State ended up going to the Popcorn Bowl in Los Angeles, sponsored by the movie industry, but he had fired his agent, who had turned the season into a circus, and he coached the game with only his team in mind, not himself or his future job prospects. They lost, but he told Christine that it was the only game he had enjoyed all season.

The 1995 season was an expansion year for the NFL, admitting the Carolina Panthers and the Jacksonville Jaguars in real life. On the show, the Orlando Breakers stood in place of the Jags, and Katherine Helmond played Doris Sherman, their owner, who hired Hayden. ABC had moved filming of the show to their new studio in Orlando, so location shots were used.

Hayden's 1st NFL season was rough: The Breakers lost their 1st 15 games in 1995, before shocking the Dallas Cowboys on Monday Night Football on Christmas. (In real life, the Arizona Cardinals played the Cowboys on that broadcast, and lost.) But in 1996, just as the real-life Panthers and Jags rebounded from difficult premiere seasons, Hayden got the Breakers into the Playoffs.

But it just wasn't as much fun as he thought it would be. Christine wanted a child, and Fabares had turned 50, so it's reasonable to presume that Christine wasn't appreciably younger. In the end, they decided to adopt. One fan wrote to a newspaper, suggesting that their son be named "Owen," so it would sound like "0 and 16." But another fan suggested Timothy David -- "T.D.," as in "touchdown" -- and that's what they chose.

So Hayden decided that he could no longer balance family and football, and, in the show's last episode, airing on May 14, 1997, he resigned as Breakers coach, and took his family back to the famed Minnesota lakefront cabin. The show had run for 9 seasons. (Well, 8 1/2.)
A recent photo of Craig T. Nelson

In addition to the preceding, notable guest stars included Drew Carey and Kathy Kinney (as their Drew Carey Show characters Drew Carey and Mimi Bobek), football star turned radio talk show host Mike Golic as one of Hayden's former players, and basketball star Vlade Divac as a deliveryman, to highlight a sequence in which Luther was afraid that people were getting bigger.

Also: Nanette Fabray (Fabrares' real-life aunt) as Christine's mother, Mike Farrell (Fabares' real-life husband) in a brief role, the aforementioned Dick Van Dyke in a brief role, and Noah Nelson (Craig's real-life son) as the biological father of his newborn stand-in, T.D. And such stars, old and relatively new, as the aforementioned Robert Prosky, Alan Young, Dick Martin, Tom Poston, Robin Strasser, Andrea Parker, Rob Schneider, Lisa Kudrow, Lucy Liu and Terrence Howard.

Playing themselves were football legends Frank Gifford (and his wife Kathie Lee), Johnny Unitas, Mike Ditka, Dick Butkus, Bubba Smith, Hank Stram, Bob Griese, George Allen, Barry Switzer, Joe Theismann, Lou Holtz, Jimmy Johnson, Jerry Jones, Troy Aikman, Keyshawn Johnson and Eddie George; sportscasting legends Keith Jackson and Al Michaels; basketball legend and sportscaster Rick Barry, actor Kirk Douglas, singer Bobby Vinton, and Entertainment Tonight host Mary Hart.

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Coach was created by Barry Kemp, who also created Newhart, Bob Newhart's 1980s CBS sitcom, which is probably how he got Tom Poston to appear as jeweler and dentist Art Hibke. The other 2 guys behind the show were John Peaslee and Judd Pillot -- which makes me think that they were the reasons why all 4 bowl games we saw the Screaming Eagles go to started with P: Pineapple, Patriot, Pioneer and Popcorn.

Kemp was a graduate of the University of Iowa, coached from 1979 to 1998 (including 3 Big Ten Conference Championships) by Hayden Fry, for whom Hayden Fox was obviously named. Fox was not, however, made to look like Fry.

Since the show was set at fictional Minnesota State, Camp wanted to use location shots and game footage from the University of Minnesota, but UM wouldn't let him. So, he went to the publicity people at Iowa, and they said yes. This may have been due to Kemp's connection with the school, or it may have had something to do with the fact that Iowa and Minnesota are big rivals in the Big Ten.

In the meantime, whenever game footage was needed, Kemp went into the ABC Sports vault, and used footage of Minnesota playing one of their other big rivals, the University of Wisconsin. That's why nearly every moment of Minnesota state footage shows the maroon and gold of the Minnesota Golden Gophers against the white uniforms with red trim of the Wisconsin Badgers. The colors actually used for Minnesota State were purple and gold, like the Los Angeles Lakers. Who started out as the Minneapolis Lakers.

When an exterior shot of the stadium was needed, it was Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City. And the building used for exterior shots of the athletic complex that included Hayden's office was the Iowa Memorial Union. But in a bit of irony, Iowa's other main rival, Iowa State, won the right to have its marching band play the show's theme song, essentially Minnesota State's fight song.

At the time, there was no real life school called Minnesota State University. But in 1998, the State legislature renamed Mankato State University "Minnesota State University, Mankato." In 2000, the legislature renamed Moorhead State University "Minnesota State University, Moorhead." Both schools are now in NCAA Division II.
Blakeslee Stadium, the 7,500-seat football field
of the real Minnesota State University, Mankato

While no precise location was given for the show's MSU, it was said to be an hour's drive from downtown Minneapolis. Mankato is about 80 miles southwest, so that's an hour and a half if you're lucky. St. Cloud is about 65 miles northwest, which could, conceivably, be done in an hour.

Of course, it was all fiction. But what if it was real? What if you could go to a Minnesota State Screaming Eagles game?

The following is based partly on things said in the show, and partly on speculation on what's happened in the 22 years since the show left the air.

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Before You Go. It's Minnesota. It's going to be Autumn. It's going to be cool in September and cold thereafter. Wear warm clothing.

Minnesota is in the Central Time Zone, an hour behind New York. Adjust accordingly.

Tickets. It's never been officially said whether Minnesota State is in a league -- there were a lot more independents then, and their opponents were apparently all over the map -- but, if they're not a Big Ten school, then we can imagine them being a Big Ten type.

So we're looking at a stadium of around 70,000 to 80,000, selling well even in bad seasons. And ticket prices probably around $75 in the lower level, and $60 in the upper deck, and $40 in the end zone.
A T-shirt ordered by ABC to promote the show

Getting There. Since we don't know precisely where in Minnesota the school is, we'll have to make some slightly educated guesses. We know it's about an hour's drive from Minneapolis. So, if we're flying in, it's to Minneapolis, and then hoping we can rent a car the rest of the way.

Flying from Newark to Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport can be done, nonstop and round-trip, for as little as $800. When you get there, the Number 55 light rail takes you from the airport to downtown in under an hour, so at least that is convenient.

Bus? Not a good idea. Greyhound runs 3 buses a day between Port Authority and Minneapolis, all with at least one transfer, in Chicago and possibly elsewhere as well. The total time, depending on the number of stops, is between 26 and 31 hours, and costs $608 round-trip, but can drop to $384 with advanced purchase. The Greyhound terminal is at 950 Hawthorne Avenue, at 9th Street North, just 3 blocks from Nicollet Mall, 2 from the Target Center arena, and from there just across the 7th Street overpass over Interstate 394 from Target Field.

Train? An even worse idea. Amtrak will make you leave Penn Station on the Lake Shore Limited at 3:40 PM Eastern Time, arrive at Union Station in Chicago at 9:50 AM Central Time, and then the Empire Builder, their Chicago-to-Seattle run, will leave at 2:15 PM and arrive at Union Depot in St. Paul (not Minneapolis) at 10:03 PM. And it's $382 round-trip. And you'd have to spent not one but two nights in a hotel.

If you decide to drive, it's far enough that it will help to get someone to go with you and split the duties, and to trade off driving and sleeping. You'll need to get into New Jersey, and take Interstate 80 West. You'll be on I-80 for the vast majority of the trip, through New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Ohio. In Ohio, in the western suburbs of Cleveland, I-80 will merge with Interstate 90. From this point onward, you won't need to think about I-80 until you head home; I-90 is now the key, through the rest of Ohio and Indiana.

Just outside Chicago, I-80 will split off from I-90, which you will keep, until it merges with Interstate 94. For the moment, though, you will ignore I-94. Stay on I-90 through Illinois, until reaching Madison, Wisconsin, where you will once again merge with I-94. Now, I-94 is what you want, taking it into Minnesota and the Twin Cities, with Exit 242D being your exit for downtown St. Paul, and Exit 233A for downtown Minneapolis.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and a half in New Jersey, 5 hours and 15 minutes in Pennsylvania, 4 hours in Ohio, 2 and a half hours in Indiana, an hour and a half in Illinois, 2 and a half hours in Wisconsin, and half an hour in Minnesota. That's 17 hours and 45 minutes. Counting rest stops, preferably halfway through Pennsylvania and just after you enter both Ohio and Indiana, outside Chicago and halfway across Wisconsin, and accounting for traffic in New York, the Chicago suburbs and the Twin Cities, it should be no more than 23 hours, which would save you time on both Greyhound and Amtrak, if not on flying.

And, again, all that is just to get to downtown Minneapolis, and we don't know exactly where Minnesota State was supposed to be on the show.
Downtown Minneapolis

Once In the City. Not knowing where Minnesota State was supposed to be makes this one hard as well. As a whole, Minnesota has about 5.7 million people: About 83 percent white, 6 percent black, 5 percent Hispanic, 5 percent Asian, and 1 percent Native American.

The average population of the 14 "Big Ten" schools' cities is 178,641, but that is skewed by Columbus, Ohio having 879,170, and Minneapolis having 422,331. It's also thrown off by Ann Arbor, Michigan being part of the large Detroit metropolitan area; Evanston, Illinois being next-door to Chicago; College Park, Maryland being inside Washington, D.C.'s Capital Beltway; and Rutgers' New Brunswick, New Jersey being between New York and Philadelphia.

But if we take Columbus and Minneapolis out of the equation, the average drops to 99,956. So if we presume that Minnesota State is in a fictional city, within an hour's drive of Minneapolis as stated on the show, it probably has about 100,000 permanent residents, not counting students living there.

The sales tax in the State of Minnesota is 6.875 percent. Bus and Light Rail service in Minneapolis is $2.25 per ride during rush hours, $1.75 otherwise. It is reasonable to presume that bus service in Minnesota State's city is around the same.

ZIP Codes in Minnesota start with the digits 54 and 55. The Area Codes are 612 for Minneapolis, 507 for its suburbs, and 651 for St. Paul. Interstates 494 and 694 are the Twin Cities' "beltway." Xcel Energy supplies electricity, and CenterPoint Energy supplies gas.

We don't know of any (fictional) famous people who gradated from Minnesota State. Even the main characters, Kelly and Dauber aside, seem to have graduated from other schools.

I looked for a photo of Hayden's lakeside log cabin, but it doesn't seem to be available online.

Going In. On a 1989 episode, Hayden is interviewed by Keith Jackson, ABC's great college football announcer. Jackson refers to Minnesota State's football venue as "Blenheim Stadium."

Blenheim is the English name of Blindheim, a German city that was the site of a battle in the War of the Spanish Succession in 1704. The winning commander was the Duke of Marlborough, whose real name was John Churchill. He established a country home in Oxfordshire, England as Blenheim Palace. His descendant, Winston Churchill, was born there in 1874, and later became Britain's most honored Prime Minister.

So why did Kemp, Pillot, Peaslee, or whoever it was name Minnesota State's stadium after Blenheim? It may have just been a throwaway line, sounding good, like it might have been the name of an early coach at the school. Or maybe, given the Upper Midwest's large population of German ancestry (as well as Scandinavian, hence Minnesota's NFL team is called the Vikings), they wanted a German-sounding, but also English-sounding, name. Hence, "Blenheim" instead of "Blindheim."
Iowa's Kinnick Stadium, used on the show for exterior shots
of Minnesota State's Blenheim Stadium

The average of the official seating capacities of Big Ten stadiums is 71,519 -- slightly over Iowa's 70,585. The average date of construction for a Big Ten stadium is 1942, but that's skewed by the building of Rutgers' HighPoint.com Stadium in 1994 and TCF Bank Stadium in Minnesota in 2009. Replace those with their precedessors -- Rutgers Stadium in 1938 and Memorial Stadium in in 1924 -- and you get an average opening year of 1932.

Since few major building projects would have been undertaken at the depth of the Great Depression, let's say, 1929. So both the capacity and the age of Blenheim Stadium would match its visual model, Kinnick Stadium.

Most football stadiums have fields that are aligned north-to-south, so that the Sun isn't in the players' eyes at any time. Only 4 out of 14 schools in the Big Ten still have natural grass, and when the show debuted in 1989, it was worse: Only 1 out of 10 had the real thing, Purdue. Some switched back to grass, but most of them, including Michigan and Ohio State, switched back to turf, albeit a better kind than the rock-hard AstroTurf carpets of the 1960s and '70s. So it is reasonable to presume that Blenheim Stadium then has AstroTurf, and now has FieldTurf or something similar.

As with most colleges with a Division I football program, the campus is probably a mile or two from downtown, with a campus bus system that includes a stop at the stadium. Parking at such stadiums is usually around $20 or $25. This being Big Ten Country, if not necessarily a Big Ten school, tailgate parties are probably all over the lots.

Given that there's an NFL stadium in Minnesota, Blenheim Stadium probably doesn't host the State high school championships. Given that stadium, and major arenas in both Minneapolis (the NBA Timberwolves' Target Center) and St. Paul (the NHL Wild's Xcel Energy Center), it's highly unlikely that the stadium hosts major concerts.

But if it is over an hour from downtown Minneapolis, it's possible that Minnesota State's basketball arena hosts the occasional concert. Perhaps not the Beatles in the mid-1960s, but maybe Elvis Presley in the 1970s.

Food. There's probably a few concession stands under the stands on both sidelines, and possibly a food court under the stands at each end zone.

Team History Displays. There's no way to know about this. Until Hayden led the Screaming Eagles to the (fictional) 1993 National Championship, there was never a mention of any title of any kind won by the school. We don't even know for sure if Minnesota State was in a conference. Until Hayden led them to victory in the 1991 Pineapple Bowl, the only clue we have as to their bowl game history is that this trip to Honolulu was their 1st bowl game under Hayden's tenure.

Nor was there any mention of a retired uniform number for any player, or a statue for an old coach, although there was a Curly O'Brien Award, given out by the local media to a figure at the school who'd done good things during the year, named for a former Minnesota State coach. Hayden received it one year, but noted that Curly got fired after a losing season. This implies, but doesn't necessarily mean, that Curly was Hayden's immediate predecessor at MSU.

So let's speculate. Let's presume that Minnesota State is in the Big Ten -- and that, perhaps, they took the place of Northwestern, a small private school that doesn't really fit the profile of those big State schools.

On 15 occasions, the Big Ten football title has been won by a team with more than 1 loss in Conference play -- either 2 or more losses, or a loss and a tie, or no losses but 2 or more ties. One of those was in 1993, when we know Minnesota State was an undefeated National Champion. Two others were in 1990 and 1992, when it was not said onscreen that Minnesota State were Conference Champions. Another was in 1984, but that's when Hayden was hired: We are led to believe that Minnesota State was in a long period of losing when Hayden arrived.

That leaves 11 seasons, 6 titles that were won, or shared, by the 2 teams that have dominated the Big Ten, Michigan or Ohio State (or both). This includes 1933, shared by Michigan and Minnesota; 1981, shared by Ohio State and Iowa; and 2000, shared by Michigan, Northwestern and Purdue. I don't want to take any titles away from any team other than the Wolverines and the Buckeyes.

So now, we're down to 3 Big Ten Conference Championships won by Minnesota State: 1949, 1950 and 1993. Maybe that's less than fair. But we have nothing else to go on. And we have no idea how well the Screaming Eagles have done since Hayden left. Hell, we don't even know if Hayden is still alive. Nelson is, but that doesn't mean his character is. Although he did seem to be in good shape for his age. (He once asked Christine to go skinny-dipping in the swim team's pool: "Christine, I'm not ashamed of my body, and I'm very proud of yours!")

As for retired numbers, maybe Minnesota State lost one of its football greats in World War II. Maybe their star running back from 1949 and 1950 had his number retired. Maybe Bo Whitley, the quarterback who launched Minnesota State's best recent era in the early 1990s, got his Number 14 retired. And maybe whoever succeeded him as their big star, on the 1993 National Champions, got his number retired.

On one episode, Luther asked Hayden why they don't play on Thanksgiving Day. Hayden says it's because Minnesota State doesn't have an arch-rival. That's ridiculous. Surely, the real-life University of Minnesota is a rival.

Maybe, just as Minnesota has a rivalry with Iowa, Minnesota State could have a rivalry with Iowa State. Minnesota has a rivalry with Wisconsin. There's no Wisconsin State University in real life, but maybe there is in the show's world, so maybe that's the Screaming Eagles' big rival. But no such rivalry was mentioned in the script, so I can't tell you their record against such a school, or mention the weird trophy they might play for (The Old Block of Cheese?), or mention any legendary games in their series. 

There may be an equivalent to Billy Cannon's Halloween Run, or "Punt, 'Bama, Punt," or "The Choke at Doak," There may be "The Kick," or "The Catch," or "The Fumble." But we just don't know. There was Hayden keeping Whitley hidden with a fake injury during the 1991 Pineapple Bowl, and "The Interception" in the 1993 Pioneer Bowl once Luther finally told Hayden how West Texas was tipping their plays. But that's all we've got.

Stuff. Given the university's stinginess on facilities, there almost certainly isn't a big team store inside the stadium. So if Minnesota State actually existed, you might have to go to little stands inside the stadium, or to the University Bookstore, to get souvenirs. There are Coach-themed items available for sale on Amazon.com.

During the Game. If Minnesota State fans are anything like Twins, Timberwolves, Wild or Golden Gophers fans, your safety will not be an issue. If they're anything like Vikings fans, the danger will be slightly higher, but almost certainly nothing to worry about, unless you express appreciation for the Green Bay Packers.

A running gag on the show was that nobody, not even Hayden, knows more than the first two lines of the fight song: "When the Screaming Eagles fight, they fight with all their might, da da da dah da da da dah... " Something tells me that even that much may not be correct.

After the Game. Several scenes from the show were filmed on a studio's soundstage, set up as The Touchdown Club. This would presumably be the most popular go-to place for fans after the game. But, as with most college towns, there are probably chain restaurants within a 10-minute walk of the stadium.

Sidelights. Since we don't know anything about the city that Minnesota State is in, we can guess that there may be historic sites, museums (possibly university-sponsored), or other tourist attractions. But we can only guess.

This is Minnesota. The locals will be Twins, Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, and (in soccer) Minnesota United fans.

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The TV show Coach made Minnesota State University sound like a fun place to go to college, and (sometimes) a fun place to watch a college football game.

And where are they now?

* Craig T. Nelson (Hayden Fox) is about to turn 75, and is the voice of Robert Parr, a.k.a. Mr. Incredible, in the Incredibles cartoon series.

* Shelley Fabares (Christine Armstrong) just turned 75, and the former teen idol has mostly retired from acting, though she has also gone into superhero cartoons, doing voices for the DC Animated Universe.

* Bill Fagerbakke (Michael "Dauber" Dybinski) is 61. He played Marvin Eriksen, Marshall's father, on How I Met Your Mother. He is also the voice of Patrick Star on SpongeBob SquarePants.

* Clare Carey (Kelly Fox) is 51, and has become "one of those actors who's on every show." She was a regular on the drama series Point Pleasant, Jericho and Crash. She has appeared once on every show in the NCIS franchise, including in a fantasy sequence as Ann Gibbs, Leroy Jethro Gibbs' mother (and perhaps the source of his redhead fixation).

* Kris Kamm (Stuart Rosebrock) is 54, and has had just 1 acting role since 2000, mostly producing since then.

* Kenneth Kimmins (Howard Burleigh) is 77, and played the Mayor on Desperate Housewives in 2007, but has only acted once since.

* Georgia Engel (Shirley Burleigh) is 70. Formerly Georgette Franklin, eventually Mrs. Ted Baxter, on The Mary Tyler Moore Show, she reunited with her co-star on that show, Betty White, as a supporting player on Hot in Cleveland. She was also a semi-regular on Everybody Loves Raymond, and has appeared on the new version of One Day at a Time.

* Katherine Helmond is 89, and the former Soap and Who's the Boss? star hasn't acted since 2011, except for cartoon voiceovers. She is the voice of Lizzie, a Ford Model T (perhaps as a nod to her age, and that car, produced between 1908 and 1927, was nicknamed "the Tin Lizzie") in the Cars cartoons.

* And Jerry Van Dyke (Luther Van Dam) died in 2018, at the age of 86. Between Coach and his death, he had played grandpa roles on the sitcoms Yes, Dear; The Middle and The Millers.

UPDATE: The day after I posted this, it was revealed that Helmond had died the preceding Saturday, from complications of Alzheimer's disease.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

How to Go to a Football Game In Iowa

The State House in Des Moines

37 States down, 13 to go. This coming Saturday, the football teams of the University of Iowa and Iowa State University play each other, at Iowa State in Ames.

Iowa opened its season yesterday by beating Wyoming 24-3, while Iowa State opened with a 42-24 win over Northern Iowa.

There is, of course, the chance that Rutgers and Iowa will face each other in the Big Ten Conference Championship Game. But who's kidding who? Rutgers will be lucky to win a single Conference game. That's why I'm doing the Iowa post now, as the 2 biggest sports teams in the State play each other this weekend.

Before You Go. Iowa weather is typical of the Midwest: Extremes of heat in the Summer, and of cold in the Winter. Being on the prairie, wind could be a problem, especially in cold weather.

If you're interested in going to this weekend's game, in Ames, the weather for the entire weekend is expected to be in the mid-70s in daylight, and the high 50s at night.

Iowa is in the Central Time Zone, 1 hour behind New York. Adjust your timepieces accordingly.

Tickets. For this game, you're probably out of luck, unless you can get something on a resale site. As for other games: Kinnick Stadium seats 70,585, and the Hawkeyes usually fill it or come close to it; while Trice Stadium seats 61,500, but usually tops out at around 50,000 for games other than UI-ISU.

At Iowa, throughout the stadium, both sidelines and ends, tickets are $45 close to the field, $25 further from it. At Iowa State, all tickets are $30.

Getting There. It's an even 1,000 miles from Times Square in Midtown Manhattan to Iowa City, and, for future reference for Rutgers games, 998 miles from High Point Solutions Stadium in Piscataway, New Jersey to Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City. From Times Sqaure to Jack Trice Stadium in Ames, it's 1,125 miles.

Driving from New York (or New Jersey) to Iowa City is fairly simple: Just take Interstate 80 West, crossing New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois. I-80 bypasses Chicago, although the temptation to make a rest stop there would be understandable.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and a half in New Jersey, 5 hours and 15 minutes in Pennsylvania, 4 hours in Ohio, 2 hours and 30 minutes in Indiana, 2 hours and 45 minutes in Illinois, and 45 minutes in Iowa. That's 17 hours, and, with rest stops, probably around 24 hours.

To Ames, take Interstate 380 North when you get to Iowa City, then at Cedar Rapids, head West on U.S. Route 30. That's another 2 hours and 30 minutes, which means probably another rest stop, so we're talking about 27 hours total.

Amtrak does not go to Iowa City. Nor does it go to Ames. And unless you can get one of those El Cheapo Airlines commuter services, you're better off flying into Chicago (or maybe Des Moines) and renting a car than flying into Iowa City Municipal Airport or Ames Municipal Airport.

Incredibly, Greyhound (at the least, Greyhound after flying into Chicago) may be your best bet. New York to Iowa City, round-trip, is $424, but it can drop to $324 with advanced purchase.

Once In the City. The State of Iowa, admitted to the Union as the 29th State on December 28, 1846, was named for the Ioway tribe of Native Americans, and is home to 3.1 million people. Iowa City was founded in 1839, to move the State Capitol out of Burlington, on the Mississippi River, and closer to the center of the State. But in 1857, the Capitol was moved to Des Moines. The University, founded in 1847, a year after Statehood, remains. In addition to this main campus, the University maintains The Oakdale Campus, in nearby Coralville.

The State sales tax is 6 percent. Leading newspapers include the Des Moines Register, The Gazette of Cedar Rapids, the Quad-City Times of Davenport, the Sioux City Journal, the Iowa City Press-Citizen, and the Ames Tribune. ZIP Codes in Iowa start with the digits 50, 51 and 52; for Iowa City, 52240; and for Ames, 50011. The Area Codes are 319 for Iowa City, and 515 for Ames.

Iowa City is centered on the Old Capitol Museum, with Iowa Avenue dividing streets into North and South, and Capitol Street dividing them into East and West. In Ames, Duff Avenue divides into East and West, and Lincoln Way into North and South. Neither Iowa City nor Ames has a freeway "beltway."
Iowa City is home to 75,000 permanent residents, not counting university students. Notable Hawkeye athletes in sports other than football include:

* Baseball: Al Reinhart, Wes Obermueller, Jim Sundberg and Cal Eldred. Also, broadcaster Milo Hamilton.

* Baskeball: Chuck Darling (1956 Olympic Gold Medalist), Don Nelson (also a legendary coach), "Downtown" Freddie Brown, his 1979 NBA Champion Seattle SuperSonics teammate John Johnson, Brad Lohaus, B.J. Armstrong, Acie Earl.

* Olympic Gold Medalists: George Saling, hurdling, 1932; Wally Ris, swimming, 1948; twin brothers Ed and Lou Banach, Randall Lewis, wrestling, 1984; Tom Brands, wrestling, 1996; Anthuan Maybank, sprinting, 1996.

Iowa graduates in other fields include:

* Business: Paul P. Harris, founder of the Rotary Club International.

* Politics, representing Iowa unless otherwise stated: Governors Leo Hoegh, John Burke (North Dakota), Kay Orr (Nebraska), Terry Branstad; Senator Norm Coleman of Minnesota; and House Majority Whip David Bonior of Michigan. Also, pollster George Gallup.

* Literature: Mildred Benson, a.k.a. Nancy Drew creator Carolyn Keene; Wallace Stegner, Josephine Johnson, Flannery O'Connor, Tennessee Williams, John Irving, James Alan McPherson, W.P. Kinsella, Michael Cunningham, Joe Haldeman, T. Coraghessan Boyle, Rita Dove, Jane Smiley, Tracy Kidder, David Drake, Marilynne Robinson, Andre Dubus, Robert Hass, and Charles Gaines, who not only wrote Pumping Iron, but invented paintball.

* Journalism: Marquis Childs, Paul Conrad, Tom Brokaw.

* Entertainment: Actors Macdonald Carey, Jean Seberg, Greg Morris, Lara Parker, Gene Wilder, Tom Arnold, Terry O'Quinn, Ashton Kutcher and Brandon Routh; TV producer Barry Kemp; director Nicholas Meyer; screenwriter Diablo Cody; singer Al Jarreau; and saxophonist David Sanborn.

* Science: James Van Allen.
Ames was founded in 1864, as a station stop on the Cedar Rapids and Missouri Railroad, and was named for Congressman Oakes Ames of Massachusetts, who was instrumental in the building of the transcontinental railroad. The city is home to 59,000 people.

Iowa Agricultural College and Model Farm was founded in 1858, and became Iowa State College of Agriculture and Mechanic Arts in 1898, and Iowa State University in 1959. Oddly, unlike a lot of "Agricultural and Mechanical" schools, including those that became "(State Name) State University," they were never known as "A&M," nor their teams as "the Aggies."

Notable Iowa State athletes, outside of football, include:

* Baseball: Jim Walewander and Mike Myers.

* Basketball: Jeff Hornaceck, Kelvin Cato, Jamaal Tinsley.

* Olympic Gold Medalists, all in wrestling: Glen Brand, 1948; Dan Gable and Ben Peterson, 1972; Kevin Jackson, 1992; Cael Sanderson, 2004; and Jake Varner, 2012.

In other fields:

* Politics: Henry C. Wallace, Secretary of Agriculture under Warren Harding and Calvin Coolidge; his son, Henry A. Wallace, Secretary of Agriculture and then Vice President under Franklin Roosevelt; Ezra Taft Benson, Mormon leader and Secretary of Agriculture under Dwight D. Eisenhower; Lauro Cavazos, Secretary of Education under Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush; Governors John Edward Jones (Nevada), Bourke Hickelooper, Garry Carruthers (New Mexico) and Kim Reynolds; Senators Tom Harkin and Joni Ernst; and Lee Teng-hui, former President of Taiwan. Also, League of Women Voters founder Carrie Chapman Catt.

* Journalism: Hugh Sidey, Robert Bartley, Terry Anderson, Sally Jacobsen.

* Science: George Washington Carver, homogenized milk developer G. Malcolm Trout; computer pioneers John Atanasoff, Clifford Berry, Bob O. Evans and John Gustafson.

Going In. Iowa Stadium opened in 1929, and was renamed Kinnick Stadium for the school's greatest football legend in 1972. This makes it the only college football stadium named for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Typical of the Big Ten stadiums that went up in the 1910s and 1920s -- Ohio Stadium, Michigan Stadium, Ross-Ade Stadium at Purdue, Camp Randall Stadium at Wisconsin, Ryan Field at Northwestern, and the Memorial Stadiums of Illinois, Minnesota (now demolished), Indiana (now demolished) and Nebraska (not in the Big Ten until recently), is has a dark brick exterior with arches and columns.

It is at Melrose Avenue and Hawkins Drive. The official address is 825 Stadium Drive, about a mile across the Iowa River from downtown Iowa City. Campus bus service is provided from downtown.
The field runs north-to-south, and was switched to AstroTurf in 1972, back to real grass in 1989, and to FieldTurf in 2009. And watch your step on the sideline stands: They're pretty steep.
Kinnick Stadium is known for its visitors' locker room. Believing that the color pink would put opponents in a "passive mood," coach Hayden Fry had it painted that color in the 1980s.

TV producer Barry Kemp is a University of Iowa graduate, and so he did some filming at the school to establish location shots for the fictional Minnesota State University for his TV show Coach. This included the Iowa Memorial Union (the student union and a hotel, at 125 N. Madison Street, which stood in as the building housing the coaches' offices and locker rooms) and Kinnick Stadium.

He also named the main character, played by Craig T. Nelson, "Hayden Fox," after then-Iowa coach Hayden Fry. He also made Iowa's main rival, the University of Minnesota, Minnesota State's arch-rival, especially after UM wouldn't let ABC film on campus.

(Kemp also wrote the episode of Newhart that introduced this line, and the characters thereof: "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darrell, and this is my other brother Darrell.")

Iowa State opened Cyclone Stadium in 1975, renaming it Jack Trice Stadium in 1997. This makes it the only college football stadium, other than those at "historically black" schools, named for an African-American. "The Jack" is at 1798 S. 4th Street, about a mile southwest of downtown Ames. Bus 3.
The field runs north-to-south, and, unlike most stadiums built prior to 1970, it started out with artificial turf and switched to real grass, in 1996. (UPDATE: It has been renamed Duke Slater Field, for Frederick Wayman Slater, a two-way tackle who was an All-American at Iowa in 1921, and then became one of the earliest black players in the NFL, before the color line was drawn in the early 1930s, playing for the Milwaukee Badgers, the Rock Island Independents and the Chicago Cardinals. He was a charter inductee into the College Football Hall of Fame in 1951, and in 2020, he was finally elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.)
Hilton Coliseum, their arena, is directly north of the stadium, across a parking lot. Elvis Presley sang there on May 28, 1976.
Food. If you're going to a college football game in Iowa, the main reason to drive is to tailgate. This is, after all, Big Ten Country -- even if the Cyclones are in the Big XII. But if you're looking for inside the stadium, the Hawkeyes provide a decent selection, serving footlong hot dogs ($5.50, $7.50 if you add chili and cheese), and a pork tenderloin sandwich ($6.50). A souvenir-size popcorn costs $12, but you get a free refill.

The Cyclones may have better options. If you come no later than 30 minutes before kickoff, you can go to the Victory Bell concessions stands, behind Section A at the northwest corner and Section R at the northeast corner, you can get the Early Bird Bucket: 2 hot dogs, roasted peanuts, and a regular size soft drink, for $12.

They have Pizza Hut stands behind Sections, A, F and Q; Panera Bread at A, D, G, J, K, N, P and R (including each corner); and Johnsonville sausage stands at J and K (the southwest and southeast corners).

Team History Displays. The Football Writers Association awarded the 1958 National Championship to Iowa, coached by Forest Evashevski (for whom the street around the stadium is named), and quarterbacked by Randy Duncan. The Associated Press (AP, sportswriters) and United Press International (UPI, coaches) both awarded their National Championships to Louisiana State, and ranked Iowa Number 2.

Iowa has won 13 Conference Championship: 1896, 1900, 1907, 1921, 1922, 1956, 1958, 1960, 1981, 1985, 1990, 2002 and 2004. They won the Big Ten Conference Western Division in 2015, but lost the Championship Game to Michigan State. Kinnick Stadium has a Championship Plaza displaying these titles.
They've appeared in 30 bowl games, going 14-15-1, but have lost their last 5, including last season's Outback Bowl. Their last bowl win was the 2010 Insight Bowl. They've won the Rose Bowl in 1957 and 1959, and lost it in 1982, 1986 and 1991. Their only other major bowl has been the 2003 Orange Bowl, which they lost.

They've retired 2 numbers, and neither of the players they've honored played a single down in the NFL. Nile Kinnick, Number 24, was a halfback, and the winner of the school's only Heisman Trophy, in 1939. (Randy Duncan finished 2nd to Pete Dawkins of Army in 1958, and Chuck Long did so to Bo Jackson of Auburn in 1985.)
Kinnick was no "dumb jock": He had a 3.4 grade-point average, was elected Student Body President and to Phi Beta Kappa, and his Heisman acceptance speech was hailed as a masterwork. Whitney Martin of AP said he was "typifying everything admirable in American youth."

Including turning down big money to stay in school: The NFL version of the Brooklyn Dodgers drafted him, and offered him $10,000 for the 1940 season (about $176,000 in today's money), he, like 1935 All-America center Gerald Ford of Michigan, turned the NFL down to go to law school. (Didn't stop their contemporary Byron "Whizzer" White from doing both.)

He left law school and enlisted in the U.S. Navy -- 3 days before the attack on Pearl Harbor. He trained as a pilot, and, on June 2, 1943, his plane developed an oil leak, leaving him unable to return to the deck of the aircraft carrier USS Lexington off the coast of Venezuela. He crashed into the Gulf of Paria, and his body was never found. He was not quite 25 years old, and there would not be another Heisman winner to die until Ernie Davis was felled by leukemia 20 years later.

They've also honored Number 62, guard Cal Jones, who in 1955 was named the 1st black player to win the Outland Trophy as "the nation's outstanding interior lineman." He was also the 1st black person featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated, in 1954.

Neither ever played in the NFL. Jones was drafted by the Detroit Lions, but went instead to the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League, which, unlike the NFL, paid black players the same as white ones. At the end of his 1st season, on December 9, 1956, having played in the CFL All-Star Game, he and 4 Saskatchewan Roughriders players were among those killed in a plane crash outside Vancouver. Iowa then dedicated their upcoming 1st Rose Bowl appearance to his memory, and they beat Oregon State.

His grandson, Edwin Harrison, played at the University of Colorado and for the CFL's Calgary Stampeders. He also played guard and wore Number 62.

Other Iowa football notables include 1920s tackle Duke Slater (one of the 1st major black football stars), 1940s safety Emlen Tunnell (a Hall-of-Famer for the Giants), 1950s defensive tackle Alex Karras (the future Lions star, sportscaster and actor joking, "I was only at Iowa for 2 terms: Truman's 2nd and Eisenhower's 1st), the aforementioned Heisman runners-up Duncan and Long, 1960s safety Paul Krause, 1960s running back Ed Podolak, 1980s defensive linemen Andre Tippett and Mark Bortz, 1980s running back Ronnie Harmon, 1980s linebacker Larry Station, and 2000s tight end Dallas Clark.

UPDATE: Not only has the field at Kinnick Stadium been named for Slater, but a sculpture replicating a famous photograph of him has been built into the outside wall.
Iowa State's football history is considerably less storied. They've won only 2 Conference Championships, in 1911 and 1912, in the Missouri Valley Intercollegiate Athletic Association, the league that would eventually become the Big Six, the Big Seven, the Big Eight, and the bulk of their current league, the Big Twelve. They shared the Big 12 North Division with Colorado in 2004, but because Colorado had a higher national ranking, they went to the Conference Championship Game (and lost to Oklahoma).

They have just 2 players in the College Football Hall of Fame: 1930s guard Ed Bock, who, like Kinnick, chose to not to play pro ball, and, in his case, it worked out, as he rose to become CEO of Monsanto; and running back Troy Davis, who in 1996 finished 2nd in the Heisman balloting to Danny Wuerffel of Florida, and played for the New Orleans Saints and, like Cal Jones, in the CFL.

They are 3-9 in bowl games, having not appeared in one until the 1971 Sun Bowl, and not winning one unil the 2000 Insight.com Bowl. They also won the 2004 Independence Bowl and the 2009 Insight Bowl. They came to New York for the 2011 Pinstripe Bowl, and lost to Rutgers. Their last bowl appearance was the 2012 Liberty Bowl, which they lost to Tulsa.

The stadium's namesake is Jack Trice, ISU's 1st black varsity athlete. On October 6, 1923, Iowa State played Minnesota in Minneapolis. Despite Minnesota having been a Union State in the Civil War (only 58 years earlier), and being about as Northern as you can get and still be in the U.S., he had to stay in a different hotel than his teammates.
Early in the game, he took a hit, and his chest hurt. He insisted he could continue, and was sent back in. Later, he made a tackle, and in the process was stepped on by 3 Minnesota players. He still claimed to be fine, but this time, he was sent to a hospital. The doctors diagnosed the initial injury as a broken collarbone, discharged him, and declared him fit to travel. They reached Ames the next day, but the day after, internal bleeding killed him. He was only 21.
Plaque at the stadium

There was speculation that the Minnesota players may have targeted him. Was it because he was black? Was it because he was already injured? Was it simply untrue? Whatever the truth was, Iowa State did not renew its contract to play Minnesota, and didn't play them again until 1989.

Despite having named their stadium after him, Iowa State has not retired his Number 37, nor that of any other player. Mackenro Alexander, a senior defensive back, wears 37 for them this season.

Statues of Kinnick and Trice stand outside their respective stadiums, each at the north end, showing him wearing street clothes and carrying textbooks, although Kinnick's has a football helmet at his feet. On the way into the stadium on gameday, the players will rub his helmet for good luck.
Kinnick and Trice in bronze

Iowa and Iowa State played each other nearly every season from 1894 to 1920, then again in 1933 and 1934, but then not again until 1977. That year, the Cy-Hawk Trophy was first presented. There have been 3 versions, and the current one features each school's bird mascot, Herky the Hawk and Cy the Cardinal. The Hawkeyes lead the rivalry, 42-22.
Ask longtime Iowa fans, and they'll say the Hawkeyes' real arch-rival isn't Iowa State, it's the University of Minnesota. The neighboring State's universities had been playing each other since 1891, and in 1934, things turned nasty over the rough treatment of yet another black player for one of the Iowa schools by Minnesota, Ozzie Simmons.

The rhetoric got really threatening for the 1935 game, and even the Governors got in on it, with Clyde Herring of Iowa saying the Iowa City crowd wouldn't stand for it. He got accused of inciting a riot by Minnesota's Attorney General, Harry Peterson. Peterson's boss, Governor Floyd Olson, decided to lighten the mood, with what is, as far as I can tell, the first friendly bet between politicians representing opposing teams, a Minnesota "prize hog" against one from Iowa. Herring took the bet.

There was no incident at the game, either on the field or in the stands. Simmons walked off the field, receiving handshakes rather than injuries from the Minnesota players. Minnesota won, 13-6, and won their 2nd straight National Championship.

Herring contacted Rosdale Farms outside Fort Dodge, Iowa, and sent the pig to Olson, naming it Floyd of Rosedale for Olson and the farm. Olson then commissioned a trophy to be given annually to the winner of the game, because a 98-pound trophy is easier to move than a several-hundred-pound pig.
Governor Clyde Herring of Iowa (left)
and Governor Floyd Olson of Minnesota,
with the original Floyd of Rosedale, 1935

Iowa has won the last 2 games, and 12 of the last 16, but still trails the overall rivalry, 62-46-2. Since the trophy (counting the original pig) was first awarded in 1934, Minnesota's lead is much slimmer, 42-38.
(Herring, a Democrat, was elected to the U.S. Senate in 1936, but lost in 1942, and died in 1945. Olson, a member of the Farmer-Labor Party, a kind of Socialist party that Hubert Humphrey later merged with the State Democratic Party, wasn't so lucky: He was already dying of cancer at the time of the bet, and passed away 9 months later.)

Iowa also plays Wisconsin for the Heartland Trophy, which is topped not by a bronze pig, but by a brass bull. The Hawkeyes trail this rivalry, 45-43-2.
And they play Nebraska for the Heroes Trophy, which, by comparison, is just an ordinary brass football on top of a base. The Hawkeyes trail, 29-15-3.
Since Iowa and Nebraska border each other, along the Missouri River, and have similar, rural-based, well-traveled, passionate fan bases, each in a State where there is no major league team and each is by far the State's most popular sports team, you would think this would be a big, long-standing rivalry, but because they were in different leagues until Nebraska joined the Big 10 in 2011, they only played each other 6 times between 1947 and 2010.

Aside from the Hawkeyes, Iowa State have a rivalry with one other school, Big 12 opponents Kansas State. They call it "Farmageddon," and they've met every season since 1917. The rivalry is close: ISU leads it 49-47-4. But it's getting closer: KSU has won it 9 straight times, and they'll host this year's game, too.

(UPDATE: Through the 2019 season, the Hawkeyes now lead the Cyclones 46-22, but trail Minnesota 62-50-2, trail Wisconsin 48-44-2, and trail Nebraska 29-19-3. The Cyclones lead Kansas State 51-49-4.)

Stuff. Neither Kinnick Stadium nor Trice Stadium has a big team store. If you want to get school memorabilia, your best bet is to go to each school's bookstore. The Iowa Hawk Shop is at the Iowa Memorial Union, at 125 N. Madison Street in Iowa City. The Iowa State University Book Store (they spell it as 2 words) is at 2229 Lincoln Way in Ames.

There is a definitive book about each school's program, although the Hawkeyes' version could use an update. In 2006, the Cedar Rapids Gazette published Greatest Moments in Iowa Hawkeyes Football History. Earlier this year, Ryan Sloth published Iowa State Cyclones Football A to Z.

There is a DVD produced in 2007 titled Legends of the Iowa Hawkeyes, but no similar video for Iowa State.

During the Game. If you act like a guest who respects your host's house, your safety will not be an issue in either Iowa City or Ames.

One thing I like about Iowa is that their uniforms resemble those of the Pittsburgh Steelers, and while the Steelers changed the font of their numbers in 1996, the Hawkeyes kept theirs, making them look more like the old Steel Curtain than the current Steeler squad does.

The Iowa players enter the field to "Back In Black" by AC/DC, and then the band will play "The Iowa Fight Song." Then they play a part of the recording of Nile Kinnick's Heisman Trophy acceptance speech, before moving on to the National Anthem and the Alma Mater:

I thank God that I was born to the gridirons of the Middle West, and not to the battlefields of Europe. I can speak confidently and positively that the football players of this country would rather fight for the Heisman Trophy than for the Croix de Guerre.

(Kinnick, of course, went on to enlist before Pearl Harbor anyway.)

The Hawkeye Marching Band is led by 2 prestigious positions: The Drum Major, and the Golden Girl, 1 of only 2 full-tuition scholarships in the country available to baton twirlers. The Golden Girl is so prestigious, 3 of them have gone on to be Miss Iowa, and 1 of them Miss Indiana, in the Miss America Pageant.
The Golden Girl is nearly always a blonde,
although the costume is sometimes more black than yellow.

Iowa is the Hawkeye State, a name attributed to the 1830s Sauk leader, Chief Black Hawk, whose name is also the origin of that of the Chicago hockey team. "Hawkeye" was also the nickname of Natty Bumppo, the hero of James Fenimore Cooper's Leatherstocking Tales. (Which also gave Benjamin Franklin Pierce of M*A*S*H his nickname.) An early Iowa newspaper called the local troops fighting in the Black Hawk War "Hawkeyes," and as with the attribution of "Blue Hens" to Delaware and "Tar Heels" to North Carolina during the American Revolution, the name stuck.

Thus, Iowa's mascot is Herky the Hawk, who has appeared in costumed form since 1948. When Hayden Fry arrived as head coach in 1979, he began using the "Tigerhawk" logo for Iowa's helmet design, and Herky was thus redesigned.
It was in 1985, following the Farm Aid concert, that Iowa began sticking a circle above the Tigerhawk's crest, yellow with black letters, ANF, meaning America Needs Farmers. That year, with Chuck Long quarterbacking, Iowa was ranked Number 1 and beat Number 2 Michigan at Kinnick Stadium, on the way to winning the Big 10, but lost the Rose Bowl to UCLA, blowing the National Championship.
Between the 3rd and 4th quarters, the Hawkeye Marching Band plays the Beatles' "Hey Jude." They have done so since the song was new in 1968, which must have been a shock to all those conservative Iowa farm folk. After the game, if Iowa wins, the Band plays "The Hawkeye Victory Polka," a variant of "In Heaven, There Is No Beer." (Refrain: "That's why we drink it here.") This has been problematic, given that most college students are under age 21, but attempts to ban it have failed.

In 1895, Iowa suffered a lot of tornadoes, or cyclones. In September, Iowa Agricultural College, as ISU was then known, was calling their teams the Cardinals, after their school color, cardinal red. They went to Chicago and beat Northwestern 36-0, and the Chicago Tribune's headline was "Struck By a Cyclone: It comes from Iowa, and devastates Evanston town."

The team has been the Cyclones ever since. But how do you represent a cyclone/tornado as a mascot? Rather than answer that question, ISU went with their color, named the bird after cyclones, and created Cy the Cardinal.
Ironically, in 2005, a real tornado delayed a game between Iowa State and Colorado, and when it passed, and the fans filed back into Trice Stadium, they were so riled up that they spurred the Cyclones on to an upset win. Since then, a tornado siren has been activated after ISU touchdowns.

Like Rutgers, Iowa State has a cannon that they fire off as the team takes the field before the game, at each half's kickoff, after every Iowa State kickoff, and after a home win. Also after a home win, a Victory Bell has been rung. It is in the stadium's north end, and was at their previous stadium, Clyde Williams Field. Like the Hawkeyes, their fight song has a very generic title, "The Iowa State Fight Song."

UPDATE: After I posted this, a "new tradition" was added to Hawkeyes games: The Iowa Wave. Their fans turn to the University of Iowa Stead Family Children's Hospital, facing Kinnick Stadium, at the end of the 1st quarter, to wave up to the kids receiving treatment at the hospital.

After the Game. There's not much to eat around Trice Stadium. You may have to go back to downtown Ames. There isn't much more around Kinnick Stadium, although a restaurant named Stella is at 1006 Melrose Avenue, just outside the stadium's southwest corner. Again, for a variety of choices, you'll have to go downtown, back across the Iowa River.

The Hamburg Inn #2 is a diner, said to be "legendary" and to have great, well, hamburgers. 214 N. Linn Street, downtown. However, not only has the famed Tuck's Place, 2 doors down at 210 N. Linn, closed for good, but so has its replacement, I.C. Ugly's.

The leading bar showing European soccer in Iowa is Donnelly's Pub, at 110 E. College Street, in Iowa City.

Sidelights. Carver-Hawkeye Arena is at 1 Elliot Drive, about a 5-minute walk northwest of Kinnick Stadium. Since 1983, it has been home to Iowa basketball, but, more importantly, has been home to Iowa wrestling, which has been so successful, it makes John Wooden's UCLA basketball dynasty look like Rutgers football.

From 1975 to 2010, they won 23 National Championships. This included 9 straight from 1978 to 1986, under coach Dan Gable, himself once the greatest wrestler -- and I mean real wrestling -- in American history, including a Gold Medal at the 1972 Olympics. Oddly, his only loss was in his last collegiate match, denying him 4 straight individual National Championships. Even more ironically, he wrestled at... Iowa State. And it was Iowa State that denied Iowa the 10th straight title in 1987. That was their 8th National Championship, including the 1969, '70 and '72 titles that Gable helped them win, but they have never won another.
Carver-Hawkeye Arena on a rainy day

Previously, Iowa used the Iowa Field House for basketball, wrestling, and other indoor sports. Their basketball team reached what we would now call the Final Four in 1955, 1956 and 1980. At Grand Avenue and Hospital Drive, separated from Kinnick Stadium by the University of Iowa Hospital.
Iowa State played football at Clyde Williams Field from 1914 to 1974. With the opening of the new stadium, it was demolished in 1978, and Martin and Eaton Residence Halls were built on the site. 135 Beyer Court, off the intersection of Lincoln Way and Sheldon Avenue.
Iowa has 6 minor-league baseball teams, all but 1 of them in Class A. The Triple-A team is the Iowa Cubs, who play (never mind the name) in the Pacific Coast League. They've won just 1 Pennant, in the old American Association, in 1993, despite the Great Mississippi River Flood of that year, and last made the Playoffs in 2008.

Their home is the 11,500-seat Principal Park, in Des Moines, where the Des Moines and Raccoon Rivers meet. The address is 1 Line Drive, at SW 2nd Street. The previous ballpark on the site, Sec Taylor Stadium, stood from 1947 to 1991. It was home to the Western League's Des Moines Bruins, the Three-I League's (Illinois-Indiana-Iowa) Des Moines Demons (Pennant winners in 1954 and 1955), and the American Association's Iowa Oaks, a White Sox farm team, before they switched Chicago teams in 1981. Just 3 blocks away is Iowa's foremost museum, the Science Center of Iowa, at 401 W. Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway.

There is an independent team, the Sioux City Explorers, in the new version of the American Association. And there are 4 teams in the Class A Midwest League: The Burlington Bees, the Cedar Rapids Kernels, the Clinton LumberKings, and the Quad Cities River Bandits. The Bandits are famed for their ballpark, now named Modern Woodmen Park, next to the Centennial Bridge, connecting their city of Davenport, Iowa to Rock Island, Illinois. Under its previous name of John O'Donnell Stadium, the stadium got hit with the Great Flood of 1993, much worse than the Des Moines park did.

Iowa City is 223 miles from Chicago, 260 from St. Louis, 302 from Minneapolis, and 306 from Kansas City. According to a recent survey, 36 percent of people in the area are Cub fans, 16 percent St. Louis Cardinal fans, 9 percent White Sox fans, and the Twins and Royals don't register. Not surprisingly, the most popular teams in the other leagues are also the closest, the Chicago teams: The Bears in the NFL, the Bulls in the NBA, the Blackhawks in the NHL, and the Fire in MLS.

Iowa's greatest sports legends are the aforementioned Nile Kinnick and Jack Trice, and Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher Bob Feller. However, since Kinnick was lost at sea and never recovered, he has no official final resting place. And because Trice was from a town outside Cleveland, and Feller pitched his whole career in Cleveland, they're both buried in cemeteries near that city, not in Iowa.

The Beatles never performed live in Iowa, but Elvis did. In addition to his concert at Iowa State in 1976, he sang at the Veterans Memorial Auditorium in Des Moines on May 22, 1956; June 20, 1974; and June 23, 1977, on his last tour. 833 5th Avenue. The Wells Fargo Arena, home of the Iowa Wild, farm team of the Minnesota Wild, is across the street, at 733 3rd Street.

He also sang at the Municipal Auditorium in Sioux City on May 23, 1956. It is now known as the Long Lines Family Recreation Center (not an encouraging name), and stands at 401 Gordon Drive, on the Missouri River, across from South Sioux City, Nebraska.

Iowa has produced a President, but he was one of the least successful: Herbert Hoover. He was born at West Branch in 1874, and lived there until he was 11, when, orphaned, he was taken in by an uncle in Oregon.

Though he never lived in Iowa again, and lived on the Stanford University campus and in Washington, D.C. most of his pre-Presidency adult life, and at the Waldorf Towers in New York after his disastrous Presidency (1929-33), he decided to build his Presidential Library and Museum, and to be buried, at his birthplace. 210 Parkside Drive in West Branch, about 10 miles east of downtown Iowa City. Not accessible by public transportation.

The tallest building in the State of Iowa is the Principal Building, built in 1991 and standing 630 feet (the same height as the Gateway Arch in St. Louis), in downtown Des Moines at 801 Grand Street.

The only remotely successful TV show to be set in Iowa is American Pickers. No, the Hooterville shows -- CBS' rural 1960s sitcoms Petticoat Junction and Green Acres -- were not set in Iowa. Though there were hints that Hooterville was near Chicago and Omaha (which would make Iowa the best candidate), the lack of consistency in 20th Century TV shows meant that the location was all over the place, and other hints suggest it was in either Kentucky or North Carolina.

By far the most famous movie set or filmed in Iowa is the baseball fantasy Field of Dreams, based on W.P. Kinsella's novel Shoeless Joe. The actual farm where it was filmed is in Iowa, in Dyersville, at 28995 Lansing Road.

It is 24 miles west of the nearest city of note, Dubuque; 77 miles northeast of Kinnick Stadium; 170 miles northeast of Des Moines; 200 miles northwest of Chicago. In fact, Milwaukee is slightly closer than Chicago, making it the closest major league city. "People will come," it was said, and they do, but it's by car: No public transit is available.

Other films set in Iowa include State Fair (2 versions, 1933 and 1945), The Pajama Game, The Music Man, Elvis' movies Double Trouble and The Trouble With Girls, Cold Turkey, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and the film version of Robert James Waller's novel The Bridges of Madison County.

Twister was set in Oklahoma, and the film version of Stephen King's Children of the Corn was set in Nebraska, but both were filmed in Iowa, which does have a lot of tornadoes and corn.

Star Trek's Captain James T. Kirk was said by series creator Gene Roddenberry to have been born on March 22, 2233, in Riverside, Iowa, population just under 1,000. The town has accepted and promoted this, and has set up a "Future Birthplace" on 1st Street, between Washburn and Glasgow. It's about 14 miles south of Iowa City, but, again, forget about taking public transport. Maybe Scotty can beam you there.

No Trek TV show or movie depicted Kirk's Iowa hometown until the 2009 J.J. Abrams abomination. This movie was so bad! (How bad was it?) It was so bad, it seemed to suggest that the Grand Canyon was in Iowa. Note to Abrams: Not only is Iowa prairie, not desert and mountains, but the Grand Canyon is in Arizona, you idiot! And there's no way the starship USS Enterprise would have been built there, or anywhere on the ground. It was built in space, at the San Francisco Yards, in synchronous orbit over the Earth, over San Francisco, where Starfleet Headquarters and Starfleet Academy are. (Within the lore of the real show and films, of course.)

Another notable fictional character from Iowa, from Ottumwa in the southeastern corner of the State, was Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly, a.k.a. "Radar," the company clerk at the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital in the Korean War. Gary Burghoff was the only actor from the film version of M*A*S*H (1970) to also play the role on TV (doing so from 1972 to 1979).

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Iowa has no major league sports, and just the 1 Triple-A (or other-sports equivalent) team. And Iowa's and Iowa State's basketball and wrestling teams just aren't as big. College football is it in Iowa, and what an "it" it is.