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Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Triple Your Pleasure

The Yankees returned home last night, for a short 2-game Interleague series with the Cincinnati Reds. If it wasn't quite the 1939 World Series (the Yankees of DiMaggio, Bill Dickey, Ruffing and Gomez swept the Reds of Ernie Lombardi in 4 straight) or the 1961 World Series (the Yankees of Mantle, Maris, Berra and Ford beat the Reds of Frank Robinson in 5), it was certainly better than the 1976 World Series (the Yankees with Thurman Munson and Catfish Hunter, but not yet Reggie Jackson, got swept by the Big Red Machine of Pete Rose, Johnny Bench and Joe Morgan).

One of the weirdest plays in the 115-season history of the Yankees -- or even the 136-season history of the Reds -- happened last night. With the game scoreless in the bottom of the 2nd, Matt Holliday led off against Luis Castillo. As we've seen, National League players named Luis Castillo have some unpleasant (for them) history at the new Yankee Stadium.

But this was different. Holliday singled to right. Didi Gregorius singled to right. Chase Headley singled to left, but Holliday couldn't score. Bases loaded, nobody out. The Yankees should've gotten at least 2 runs home.

The batter was Todd Frazier. From Toms River, Ocean County, New Jersey, he was making his Pinstripes debut, having come to the Yankees in a trade while we were on the road. He got a nice hand.

Frazier hit a ground ball up the middle. Jose Peraza, the Reds' shortstop, got it, and stepped on 2nd base. That's 1 out. He threw to Joey Votto at 1st base to throw Frazier out. That's 2 outs. In the meantime, Holliday came home to score.

But Gregorius thought the ball might be caught, so he stayed close to 2nd. Maybe 99 times out of 100, that's the smart thing to do; maybe 999 times out of 1,000, it's at least the safe thing to do. But, seeing what was happening, he ran for 3rd base. Votto saw this, and threw across the diamond, and Gregorius was caught in a rundown. Eventually, he was called out for running wide of the baseline to avoid a tag. That's 3 outs.

A triple play. The 1st pulled by the Reds since 1995, the 1st against the Yankees since 2011. But since Holliday scored while the play was still in progress, and none of the outs concerned him, his run still counted.

"A strange play," said Captain Obvious, in his secret identity of Joe Girardi.
Not to be Captain Obvious myself, but, for any Mets or Red Sox fans
who may be reading, this is not actually Joe Girardi.
This is Brandon Moynihan, the actor who plays
Captain Obvious in the Hotels.com TV commercials.

"Got to be a record," Frazier said. Not quite: It was the 1st run scored during a triple play since the Seattle Mariners did it against the Minnesota Twins in 2006.

This wasn't a case of, to paraphrase the old Doublemint gum slogan, "Triple your pleasure, triple your fun." But it did get the Yankees on the board. Cliche Alert: That's baseball: You never know when you're going to see something you've never seen before.

A triple play, but we still score? Cliche Alert, Part 2: Whatever works.

So, anyway, one-nil to the Pinstripe Boys. Gregorius made up for his baserunning faux pas with a sacrifice fly in the 4th inning, to make it 2-0. An Austin Romine double brought home a run in the 5th, to make it 3-0.

Jordan Montgomery walked a batter in the 2nd inning, but kept a no-hitter going through 5. We were 12 outs away from having a no-hitter and a run-scoring triple play in the same game. Cliche Alert, Part 3: Baseball is a funny game.

In the 6th, Montgomery ran into trouble, allowing a leadoff double, and 2 grounders that each advanced the runner a base, to make it 3-1. Girardi kept him in through 7, and brought Dellin Betances in for the 8th.

Cliche Alert, Part 4: Walks can kill you. Betances bracketed a strikeout with walks. A fielder's choice moved the runners up, and then he allowed an RBI double to make it 3-2, with the tying run on 3rd.

Girardi brought in Adam Warren, and I figured this was another game that Girardi had blown with his pitching musical chairs. But Warren got a strikeout to end the threat. And Gregorius, clearly the man of the game, in whatever direction you want to suggest, got us an insurance run with his 15th home run of the season. Aroldis Chapman pitched a perfect 9th to close it out.

Yankees 4, Reds 2. WP: Montgomery (7-5). SV: Chapman (12). LP: Castillo (1-4). The Yankees have now won 4 of their last 5, and it really should be 5 in a row; while the Reds have lost 10 of their last 12.

Even better, the Boston Red Sox lost last night, so the Yankees close to within 1 game of 1st place in the American League Eastern Division -- and, because we have 4 games in hand on them, we are actually a game ahead of them in the all-important loss column!

This briefest of actual series, rather than a 1-game rainout makeup -- 2 games, most likely ending within 21 hours -- concludes with a matinee today, with Luis Severino starting for New York, and Homer Bailey, he of 2 career no-hitters but otherwise with a career record of just 59-56, for Cincinnati.

Then, tomorrow night, the Tampa Bay Rays come in for a 4-game series.

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Hours until the U.S. national soccer team plays again: 9, tonight at 9:30, in the Final of the CONCACAF Gold Cup, against Jamaica, at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California, home of the NFL's Philadelphia Eagles. The U.S. had expected to play Mexico in the Final, but Jamaica pulled the upset.

Days until The Arsenal play again: 3, on Saturday, 11:20 AM our time, as they begin the 2-day Emirates Cup. Four teams, two doubleheaders. The early game on Saturday is Sevilla of Spain against Red Bull Leipzig of Germany, followed by Arsenal vs. Benfica of Lisbon, Portugal. The next day, Benfica play RB Leipzig, while Arsenal host Sevilla.

Days until the Red Bulls play again: 3, on Saturday night at 7:30, home to the Montreal Impact.

Days until the Red Bulls next play a "derby": 11, a week from this Sunday, August 6, against New York City FC at Yankee Stadium. They will next play the Philadelphia Union on Sunday, September 17, at at Red Bull Arena. They will next play the D.C. Scum on Saturday, September 27, at Red Bull Arena in Harrison, New Jersey. They are not scheduled to play the New England Revolution again this season. The Red Bulls might make the Playoffs, but the Revs probably won't, so they almost certainly won't face each other again until next season.

Days until the Premier League season begins: 16, on Friday, August 11. A little over 2 weeks.
The Arsenal open the season at home to Leicester City, in a game moved back from the intending opening to suit British TV.

Days until the next Yankees-Red Sox series: 16, on Friday, August 11, at Yankee Stadium. A little over 2 weeks.

Days until Rutgers University plays football again: 37, on Friday, September 1, home to the University of Washington. A little over 5 weeks.

Days until East Brunswick High School plays football again: 44, on Friday night, September 8, home to Sayreville, a "derby." A little over 6 weeks.

Days until the New Jersey Devils play again: 73, on Saturday night, October 7, home to the Colorado Avalanche. A little over 10 weeks.

Days until the New Jersey Devils next play a local rival: 80, on Saturday night, October 14, against the New York Rangers at Madison Square Garden in Midtown Manhattan. Their 1st game against the New York Islanders will be on Sunday, January 7, 2018, at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn -- and they'll have played the Rangers 3 times by then. Their 1st game against the Philadelphia Flyers will be on Saturday, January 13, 2018, at the Prudential Center in Newark -- and they'll have played the Rangers 3 times and the Islanders once by then. This is a weird schedule. But at least we have it. The NBA usually doesn't release its new season's schedule until August.

Days until the Alex Rodriguez Contract From Hell officially runs out, and the Yankees can spend his salary on new players: 97, on October 31.

Days until the next election for Governor of New Jersey: 104, on Tuesday, November 7. A little over 3 months until we elect Phil Murphy, defeat Kim Guadagno, and end Christieism forever. But only if you vote!

Days until the next Rutgers-Penn State football game: 108, on Saturday, November 11, at Beaver Stadium in State College, Pennsylvania.

Days until the next North London Derby: 115, on Saturday, November 18, at the Emirates Stadium. This game could be moved to the following day, for TV purposes.

Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge Thanksgiving high school football game: 120, on Thursday, November 23, at 10:00 AM. A little under months, and thank God it's at home, at Jay Doyle's Green Grove, rather than at that purple shit pit on Route 9.

Days until the next Winter Olympics begins in Pyeongchang, Korea: 202, on February 9, 2018. A little over 6 months.

Days until the next World Cup kicks off in Russia: 323, on June 14, 2018. Under 11 months. Has Bruce Arena turned our chances around? Maybe. Or maybe, with the tournament on his soil, Vladimir Putin will tell his bitch Donald Trump to tell Bruce Arena to tank the games. Maybe not. Or maybe only if we end up playing Russia. I don't think Arena will listen. If he doesn't, I hope his life insurance is paid up, because Putin has had people killed for defying him.

Days until September 2018 roster call-ups, when we can finally start to expect seeing most of these wonderful "prospects" for whom Yankee general manager Brian Cashman threw away a chance at the 2016 Playoffs: 402. A little over a year, or a little over 13 months. Of course, Clint Frazier is already up, but we've hardly benefited enough to offset the cost of Andrew Miller. We could end up seeing another of them sooner than that, but since most of them are at Double-A Trenton now, if that, who's kidding who?

Days until the next Congressional election: 468, on November 6, 2018. Under a year and a half, or a little over 15 months.

Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Mariano Rivera: 532, on January 9, 2019. A little under a year and a half, or a little over 17 months.

Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Derek Jeter: 897, on January 8, 2020. A little under 2 1/2 years, or a little over 29 months.

Days until the next Summer Olympics begins in Tokyo, Japan: 1,102, on July 24, 2020. A shade under 3 years, or 36 months.

Days until the next Presidential election: 1,564, on November 3, 2020. Under 3 1/2 years, or a little over 39 months.

Days until Liberation Day: 1,642, at noon on January 20, 2021. A little over 3 1/2 years, or a little under 42 months. Note that this is liberation from the Republican Party, not just from Donald Trump. Having Mike Pence as President wouldn't be better, just differently bad, mixing theocracy with plutocracy, rather than mixing kleptocracy with plutocracy.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Bumps and Kicks

Ordinarily, taking 2 of 3 on the road, especially against a good team like the Tampa Bay Rays, would be considered a good thing.

But things happened in this weekend's series that draw concern.

Friday night was a mostly encouraging night. David Phelps started, and took a perfect game into the bottom of the 5th inning before James Loney doubled.

The Yankees led 8-0 at that point. In the top of the 2nd, Travis Hafner stroked a ground-rule double. Curtis Granderson struck out, but David Adams beat out a grounder for an infield single. Lyle Overbay doubled them both home. Jayson Nix singled Overbay home.

In the 4th, with 2 outs, Chris Stewart singled to left, and Brett Gardner hit a home run, his 4th of the season. (The season is about 1/3 over, so at that pace, he'd hit 12 homers. Good for a leadoff man.) In the 5th, Curtis Granderson was hit by a pitch, Adams singled, Overbay singled to load the bases, and Nix drew a walk to send Grandy home. Stewart singled home Adams. Robinson Cano was hit with a pitch -- I'm presuming, for the time being, that both HBPs were accidental, especially the 2nd, since it forced home Overbay.

Phelps got into the 8th, but ended up allowing 4 runs. He's really not ready to go more than 7 yet. Fortunately, Boone Logan (incredibly) got the last out in the 8th, and Shawn Kelley got the last out in the 9th. The Yankees picked up another run in the 7th, when Nix hit a triple to left, and scored on a wild pitch.

Yankees 9, Rays 4. WP: Phelps (3-2). No save. LP: Roberto Hernandez (2-5).

The worrying part, aside from Phelps proving he wasn't ready to go 8 innings, was that Granderson eventually had to leave the game. Getting hit broke the pinky on his left hand. It was just his 8th game of the season, after starting on the Disabled List, and now he'll be out for another month. Brennan Boesch has been called up from Scranton to replace him.

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Saturday's game was a big test. Vidal Nuno pitched for the 1st time since giving up a walkoff homer in Baltimore. He showed no ill effects, going 6 innings, allowing 2 runs on 5 hits and just 1 walk. But he would not figure in the decision, as he was taken out after 1 batter in the 7th. Nor would Kelley, who also pitched to just 1 batter in the 7th. Nor would Logan, who pitched to 2 batters in the 7th -- that's 4 batters in the 7th, and no outs. Preston Claiborne came in, and put out the fire, and pitched a scoreless 8th, too. David Robertson pitched a scoreless 9th. But they wouldn't factor in the decision, either.

The Yankees got a run in the top of the 1st, on a Hafner single driving in Gardner. But they didn't score again until the 9th, trailing 3-1. They were down to their last out.

But Overbay worked a walk. Cliche Alert: Walks can kill you. Joe Girardi sent Boesch up to pinch-hit for Austin Romine. It worked: Following a balk that moved Overbay to 2nd, Boesch doubled him home, and then Gardner singled Boesch home to tie the game. But Gardner tried to put the potential winning run in scoring position by stealing 2nd, and was caught.

The Yankees got nothing in the top of the 10th. In the bottom of the inning, we saw the return of Ivan Nova. And he allowed a leadoff single to Ryan Roberts. Uh-oh. He struck out Luke Scott, but then he allowed a single to Evan Longoria and a walk to Ben Zobrist. Bases loaded, 1 out, the winning run can score without a hit. And Loney was up, and he usually hits the Yankees well. Oy vey...

Nova showed us what he was showing us before he tailed off last season: He struck out Loney, and got Matt Joyce to ground out. Whew.

In the 11th, Overbay again came through with 2 outs, hitting one out to right field. Thanks a lot, Nova, now sit down and let Mariano Rivera do his job. He did: One, two, three.

Yankees 4, Rays 3. WP: Nova (2-1). SV: Rivera (18 for 18). LP: Josh Lueke (0-2).

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Yesterday's game had CC Sabathia on the mound. With the ace on the mound, I was figuring the sweep was in the bag. But, ever since taking a no-hitter into the 8th inning a few years back, CC has had trouble at Tropicana Field, and he did again. He allowed 2 runs in the 2nd, 2 more in the 3rd, and 3 more in the 6th.

This is the most worrying thing for the weekend's series: CC has not pitched well lately, and is now 4-4. Although the Yankees scored 3 in the 9th, including Gardner's 5th homer, it wasn't enough. The Rays won, 8-3. WP: Alex Cobb (6-2).

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On the other hand, the Yankees are in good shape. Technically, they and the Boston Red Sox are tied for 1st in the AL east, but the Sox trail by 1 game in the loss column. The Baltimore Orioles are 3 1/2 back (4 in the loss column), the Rays 5 back, and the Toronto Blue Jays 9 1/2 (10) back.

New York Daily News columnist Mike Lupica, one of the biggest Yankee Haters in the media, said in his column yesterday, "I will tell you something right now: If the Yankees get a couple of more injuries, the rest of the American League is going to be in real trouble."

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There was action at Yankee Stadium on Saturday: English Premier League teams Chelsea of West London and Manchester City completed a 2-game "friendly" series. The 1st game was at Busch Stadium in St. Louis on Thursday night. Chelsea jumped out to a 3-0 lead, but Man City came back to win 4-3. In The Bronx, Man City won, 5-3.

Former Arsenal player Samir Nasri, the selfish turncoat known as "The Lesbian" for his striking resemblance to TV journalist Rachel Maddow (if only he had her honesty), scored twice for Man City in Yankee Stadium. So I'm glad I didn't see it. Former Gunners Gael Clichy (Man City) and Ashley Cole (Chelsea) did not play. Eight days earlier, to promote the game, Man City executive and Arsenal legend Patrick Vieira had thrown out the first ball before a Yankee game.

Saturday was also the UEFA Champions League Final. Bayern Munich won the tournament, formerly known as the European Cup, for the 5th time. They previously won in 2001, and 3 straight, 1974-75-76, led by Franz Beckenbauer, who then moved here to play for the New York Cosmos.

Like the Super Bowl, the site of the CL Final is chosen years in advance, and this year's was at Wembley Stadium in London. But both teams were German: Bayern beat Borussia Dortmund, in a thriller with Dutch striker Arjen Robben hitting a late goal to win it, 2-1.

On Sunday, the New York Red Bulls avoided an embarrassing defeat away to the Columbus Crew, when Jamison Olave scored in injury time (or "stoppage time," if you prefer).

Also in Major League Soccer action, Robbie Rogers, recently signed by the Los Angeles Galaxy, took the pitch and got a huge cheer. This made him the first openly gay male athlete in North American sports, as he had not played since publicly coming out. Nor has basketball player Jason Collins, although he will most likely be signed by someone before the next NBA season starts in November.

Robert Hampton Rogers, a 26-year-old winger from Los Angeles County, who has played most of his career for the Crew, but has played in Europe for Heerenveen in the Netherlands, and Leeds United and Stevenage in England, came on for his hometown team as a substitute in the 77th minute, in a 4-0 Galaxy win over the Seattle Sounders, at the Home Depot Center in the Los Angeles suburb of Carson, California.

Rogers came on for Vitor Gomez Pereira Junior, a Brazilian player known as Juninho (which means "Little Junior"). Not to be confused with Antonio Augusto Ribeiro Reis Junior of the Red Bulls, or Osvaldo Giroldo Junior of Brazil's 2002 World Cup team, both of whom are also known by the single name Juninho.

People who don't like the Galaxy have nicknamed them the Gals -- and having had "metrosexual" David Beckham for a while didn't help. I guess, by adding Rogers, they wanted to get more masculine.

L.A. won the game thanks to a hat trick from Robbie Keane, the Ireland star who used to play for Tottenham. The Galaxy have won the last 2 MLS Cups, meaning that Keane has won as many league titles in the last 2 seasons as Tottenham have won in their entire 131-year history.

I support gay rights, but, as an Arsenal fan, I have say that supporting Tottenham is a deviant, repulsive lifestyle.