Showing posts with label manchester city. Show all posts
Showing posts with label manchester city. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Arsenal Are the Premier League Champions!

Today, it was 103 degrees in Central New Jersey. But I didn't care: I wore a polyester shirt and a wool scarf.

Today, May 19, 2026, at 4:25 PM U.S. Eastern Time, 9:25 British time, despite a goal in the 95th minute, Manchester City ended its game with AFC Bournemouth in a 1-1 draw. This means that they cannot finish ahead of Arsenal FC in the Premier League table. This means that, for the 1st time since 2004, Arsenal are the Premier League Champions!

It is the 14th title for the club. Under the old format, the Football League First Division, they won in 1931, 1933, 1934, 1935, 1938, 1948, 1953, 1971, 1989 and 1991. Under the current format, the Premier League, they have won in 1998, 2002, 2004 (going unbeaten, the only team ever to do so) and now, 2026.

Having won the FA Cup right after his arrival as manager in 2020, having previously won it with Arsenal as a player in 2014, Mikel Arteta has now won the Premier League title as a manager.

Tonight, the 115 rule violations for which Man City have still not been punished don't matter. Their manager, Josep "Pep" Guardiola, who cheated like hell at FC Barcelona and then Bayern Munich before Man City decided they would do anything to win, legal or otherwise, leaving after next Sunday's season finale doesn't matter. All the cheating that was done to Arsenal in the intervening 22 years doesn't matter. All the accusations that Arsenal are "boring" (we've heard that before) or won because of VAR (Video Assisted Referee, as if getting calls right was a bad thing) don't matter.

All that matters is, Arsenal have triumphed.

Someone said online, "We've gone from the drama of the Aguero moment to referees watching a screen to give a foul from a corner to decide titles. Premier League is a mess."

Wrong. As if Sergio Agüero's goal to give City the 2012 Premier League title, before Guardiola got there, was better than Michael Thomas' goal to give Arsenal the 1989 title.

The Premier League is not a mess. It has reached the minimum it always should have. We have gone from referees giving Guardiola at City, Alex Ferguson at Manchester United, and Jose Mourinho wherever he has managed (mostly at Chelsea), calls they didn't deserve; to forcing the referees to acknowledge their mistakes and get the calls right, so that the team that actually deserves to win the League title actually wins it.

It reminds me that, in 2015, Met fans demanded that Yankee Fans root for their team in the World Series, because they were "the New York team."

Really? Met fans have never rooted for the Yankees because they were the New York team in the World Series.

They didn't root for the Yankees in 1963, 1977, 1978, 1981 or 2024, when we were playing the Los Angeles O'Malleys.

They didn't root for us in 1962, when we were playing the San Francisco Giants, and wouldn't have rooted for us in any of the other seasons when the Giants, had they made it, would have played the Yankees.

They didn't root for us in 1964, against the St. Louis Cardinals.

They didn't root for us in 1976, against the Cincinnati Big Rose Machine.

They didn't root for us in 1998, against the San Diego Padres.

They didn't root for us in 1996 or 1999, no matter how much they hated the Atlanta Braves.

They didn't root for us in 2009, no matter how much they hated the Philadelphia Phillies.

They didn't even root for us in 2001, against the Arizona Diamondbacks, after the 9/11 attacks, when New York really needed that World Championship, more than it needed the one the Mets won in 1969, more than it needed the one the Yankees won in 1977.

But Met fans wanted Yankee Fans to root for them in 2015, Oh, hell, no!

But then, baseball doesn't have promotion and relegation, does it? If it did, the Mets would currently be struggling to get back from Class AAA to the major leagues.

Now, there have been fans of other teams who have said they would rather see Arsenal, or anybody else, win it than see Man City (or, at least, Guardiola) win it again.

But the vitriol of people who didn't want to see Arsenal win it...

I know why. It's because Arsenal have always been seen as a "foreign team":

* The team began in 1886, and while some of the founding players were English, some were Scottish, including the original Captain, David Danskin.

* In the 1930s, they won the League 5 times, and the FA Cup twice, with Scottish forward Alex James and Welsh players, halfback Charlie Jones and forward Bob John.

* They won the League in 1948 and 1953, won the FA Cup in 1950, and were runner-up in both in 1952, with Scots Alex Forbes at right half and Jimmy Logie at inside right, and Welshman Walley Barnes at left back.

* They won the League and the FA Cup, "The Double," in 1971, with Scots Bob Wilson in goal, Frank McLintock as centerback and Captain, and George Graham and Eddie Kelly in midfield; Welshman John Roberts as another centerback; and starting right back and reserve left back Sammy Nelson were from Northern Ireland.

* They won the FA Cup in 1979 with "The Irish Connection." Midfield wizard Liam Brady, forward Frank Stapleton, and centerback David O'Leary were from Dublin. And 1971 holdovers Rice and Nelson, goalkeeper Pat Jennings, and manager Terry Neill were from Belfast. And centerback Willie Young was Scottish.

* Graham became manager in 1986, and built a League title winner that included 1979 holdover O'Leary, and one of the earliest continental Europeans to make a difference in the English League, Swedish midfielder Anders Limpar. He also built one of the earliest English Champions to have a significant black contingent, with players like David Rocastle and the aforementioned Michael Thomas. He then went back to Scandinavia to get Dane John Jensen.

* Arsène Wenger became manager in 1996, coming from France, and built a true United Nations roster, with Europeans, Africans, Europeans of African descent, South Americans. He won The Double in 1998 and 2002, went unbeaten in winning the Premier League in 2004, won FA Cups in 2003 and 2005, and reached the UEFA Champions League Final in 2006.

During this period, it became impossible to win the Premier League with a team of all Englishmen, or even of all men from the British Isles. A foreigner-filled lineup became necessary. But it seemed as though English referees were treating all Arsenal players as foreign, including the Englishmen; and all players on certain classically English teams -- the Manchester teams, the Liverpool teams, Chelsea, West Ham, Newcastle, etc. -- as English, regardless of their national origin.

Arsenal finished 2nd the last 3 seasons, behind Liverpool once and Man City twice. This time, nothing stopped them, not even a bad defeat to Man City a few weeks ago.

So, if you like, call them "the worst Premier League Champions ever." You have the right to be that stupid. Call them that.

As long as you call them the Champions.

Their game on this coming Sunday, away to South London team Crystal Palace, now means nothing. But the following Saturday, they will play in the Champions League Final for the 1st time in 20 years, against defending Champions Paris Saint-Germain, in Budapest, Hungary.

With the big domestic trophy in hand, there will be desire, but no desperation. The season is a success, regardless of what happens in Budapest.

But they've been the best team in the CL all season long. One more game.

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

May 5, 1956: Bert Trautmann Breaks His Neck to Win the FA Cup

May 5, 1956, 70 years ago: Many sports fans have said they would die for their team. Most don't mean it. And most don't expect their players to die for their teams. Well, one man broke his neck to win his team a trophy, and lived to tell about it.

Bernhard Carl Trautmann was born on October 22, 1923 in Bremen, Germany. This was the same month in which Charlton Heston, Glynis Johns, Roy Lichtenstein, and New York baseball legend Bobby Thomson were born.

He excelled in multiple sports, including soccer, where he was an expert goalkeeper. Like nearly every German male of his generation, he joined the Army, fighting for the Nazis whether they liked it or not. He became a paratrooper, so he was certainly brave. He would eventually be captured by, and escape from, the Americans, the Soviet Red Army, and the French Resistance. The 4th time, he was captured by the British. This time, he accepted his fate, and was taken to a prisoner-of-war camp near Liverpool.

After The War, he was released, but declined an offer of repatriation, and stayed in England. He played for St. Helens Town, a club near Liverpool. He was allowed to marry Margaret Friar, the daughter of the club secretary. He got the club promoted, and in 1949, he was signed by Manchester City Football Club. This made him the 1st soccer player in England to wear Adidas shoes, since he was a friend of the company's founder, Adolf Dassler. (His nickname was Adi, hence, "Adi Das." His brother Rudolf Dassler founded Puma.)

Man City fans were not happy about the signing. A, Trautmann wasn't just German, he had actually fought for the enemy. B, He was replacing Frank Swift, the greatest goalie in Man City's history to that point. (Swift then became a journalist, and died in the Munich Air Disaster of 1958, covering Manchester United's European Cup run.)

A January 1950 match away to West London club Fulham changed things. He made several great saves, and, although Fulham won 1-0, their fans stopped hurling insults at him, and gave him a standing ovation as he walked off the field.

Man City were relegated to the Football League Division Two at the end of the season, but bounced back up to Division One at the end of the next season. Led by Trautmann and forward Don Revie (later the manager of the great Leeds United team of the late 1960s and early 1970s), they reached the 1955 FA Cup Final, losing to Newcastle United FC.

In 1956, they got back to the Final, and faced Birmingham City FC. The game was 1-1 at the hour, but Bobby Johnstone and Jack Dyson scored in quick succession to make it 3-1 to Man City. In the 73rd minute, Peter Murphy attempted a shot for the Brummies, but Trautmann dove at his feet to win the ball. In the process, Murphy's knee struck Trautmann in the neck.

Trautmann was knocked unconscious. Substitutes were not allowed in English football until the 1965-66 season, so if he could not continue, an outfield player would have to put on the green shirt, and City would be down to 10 men. Trautmann came to, and, with the situation explained to him, he insisted on staying in the game.

The Man City players did what they could to keep the ball away from him, but he had to make 2 more saves, the 2nd of which was another collision with Murphy, resulting in his needing treatment.

The game ended 3-1, and the Man City players climbed the famed Wembley Stadium steps to the royal box, where Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and husband of Queen Elizabeth II, handed out the Cup to winning Captain Roy Paul, and the winner's medals to all the players. On the film, Trautmann can be seen rubbing his neck. Prince Philip expressed concern for Trautmann's condition.
After 3 days, the pain didn't go away, so Trautmann went to the doctor. He was told he had dislocated 5 vertebrae, 1 of which was cracked. The 3rd vertebra had lodged against the cracked 2nd, possibly saving his life. He had, quite literally, broken his neck to win the FA Cup.

He missed much of the 1956-57 season, and in 1958, because he had not fully recovered, Man City became the only team in the history of England's Football League (including the post-1992 Premier League) to score 100 goals and allow 100 goals in a single League season. But he continued to play until 1964, and his final match was a testimonial at Maine Road, City's ground from 1923 to 2003. He captained a combined City and United team, with Bobby Charlton and Denis Law guesting from United, against an International XI that had England stars Stanley Matthews, Tom Finney and Jimmy Armfield.

He was not allowed to play for the West Germany national team, under their rules of the time, because he was playing outside the country, and so he was not on the team that won the 1954 World Cup. He later coached in England, Germany and Spain, and managed the national teams of Burma, Tanzania, Liberia and Pakistan.

He settled in the Mediterranean coastal city of Valencia, Spain. He married 3 times, and had 4 children, 1 of whom died in a car crash as a boy, which led to the breakup of his 1st marriage. Queen Elizabeth II awarded him an OBE for his efforts at diplomacy through sport, and, on the occasion, asked him if his neck felt better.
He was honored with a statue outside the City of Manchester Stadium, to which Man City moved in 2003, and is now named the Etihad Stadium.
He died on July 19, 2013, in Valencia, from the effects of a pair of heart attacks earlier in the year, up to which point he was still thought to be in good health. He was 89 years old.

Bert Trautmann was a symbol of courage, perseverance, understanding and sportsmanship. He could have been embittered by either the war he was in or his new country's reaction to his service in it. Instead, he made both his old country and his new country better places to be. That's testimonial enough for anyone.

Sunday, May 19, 2024

Arsenal: So Close

The Premier League season has come to an end. Arsenal beat Everton, 2-1 at the Emirates Stadium in North London, but needed not only that, but for one of Manchester City's last 2 opponents to hold them to no more than a draw.

Arsenal's nearby arch-rivals, Tottenham Hotspur, played like garbage on Tuesday, and City beat them, 2-0. The "Spurs" fans cheered their own defeat, knowing it meant Arsenal wouldn't win the title, but also knowing it meant their own team would not qualify for the next season's UEFA Champions League.

At least West Ham United, the pride of London's East End, showed up at Man City's home, the Etihad Stadium, yesterday. They did their best, closed to within 2-1, and for a moment seemed to have closed to within 3-2. But it was not to be.

I guess it was too much to ask a team managed by David Moyes to match a team backed by billions of dollars from a corrupt slaveholding oil-based monarchy, already known to have committed 115 rule violations, and may yet end up having this league title stripped from them.

Certainly, it was too much to ask Tottenham, the biggest joke franchise in sports, any sport, any country, to show up. Their idiot fans call their team "The Pride of North London," but neither the team nor the fans showed any pride.

Arsenal have come so far from the brief dark period, from the sacrificing of manager Arsène Wenger on the altar of "It's the title or failure" erected by a few loud and stupid man-boys, to the firing of Unai Emery and his replacement by Mikel Arteta. We have won the 2020 FA Cup, once again qualified for the Champions League, gotten to its Quarterfinals, and now have back-to-back 2nd-place finishes behind "the best team in the world."

Arsenal won 28 League games this season, more than in any season except the 1971 "Double" team, which won 29 -- but that was in a 22-team Football League Division One, with 42 League games instead of the current 38. Even "The Invincibles" of 2004 won "only" 26. They finished with 89 points, 1 off the Invincibles' team record, and 2 more than the 2002 Double team.

(The 1998 Double team won the League with just 78 points. The 1971 Double came at a time when a win was still 2 points instead of 3, and they finished with 65; under the current system, they would have finished with 94.)

Several times since the founding of the Premier League in 1992, the title has still not been decided going into the final day. But the last time the team going into the final day in 2nd place finished 1st was in 1989, under the old Division One, when Arsenal famously had to not only beat Liverpool at Anfield, but do it by 2 goals, in order to tie them on points (76), at which point the tiebreaker favored them. And they did win, with Michael Thomas scoring the winner in the 92nd minute, what would have been, had he not scored it, the last minute of the season.

Under Mikel Arteta, Arsenal have restored their place in the PL's elite that they had before Chelsea (which can no longer afford to do so), and later Man City, began spending gobs of energy money on star players (and possibly bribes for referees), breaking the hammerlock that Arsenal and Manchester United had had on the title between them for a few years.

From 1989 to 2004, the League Champion was either Arsenal or Manchester United in 13 out of 16 seasons -- and, in 5 of those 13 seasons, the other finished 2nd. Chelsea began spending the big bucks in 2003, and, from 2005 to 2011, they and Man United were the only League winners. Man City began spending the big bucks in 2010, and they've won 8 of the last 13 League titles, including the last 4, something never done before. (Doing 3 in a row had been done a few times, including Arsenal in 1933-35, and Man United in 2007-09.)

Arsenal have paid off the debt from building the Emirates Stadium in 2006. They have reorganized, with Arteta managing in the method of his former manager, Wenger. Equally importantly, changes in ownership have led to United and Chelsea dropping off. And, with the departure of manager Jürgen Klopp leaving Liverpool with a big question mark, it appears that Arsenal and Man City are now prepared to duel for the League title for years to come.

Unless the Football Association, or UEFA, or FIFA decide to actually punish City for their rule violations. In which case, it will be Arsenal against the world.

As it always is: Many admire Arsenal, but refuse to admit it.

Well, let it be a lesson to all who do not support this team. It took one hundred and fifteen rule violations, and a couple of referees who refused to accept what VAR told them, to beat us, and we never cheered when our own team lost.

We are The Arsenal. We are Herbert Chapman's team, which won 5 League titles and 2 FA Cups in 9 seasons from 1930 to 1938, despite Chapman's death in the middle of it. We Tom Whittaker's team, winning the 1948 and 1953 League titles and the 1950 FA Cup.

We are Bertie Mee's and Don Howe's team, as Howe assisted Mee in building the team that won the Inter-Cities Fairs Cup (which is now the UEFA Europa League) in 1970 and the Football League and the FA Cup in 1971. We are Terry Neill's and Don Howe's team, as Howe returned after a few years away, and helped Neill manage the 1979 FA Cup winners.

We are George Graham's team, which, over 8 seasons from 1987 to 1994, won 2 League titles, an FA Cup, 2 League Cups and a European Cup Winners' Cup (a tournament now defunct). We are Arsène Wenger's team, which won 2 Doubles, 2 other FA Cups, became the only team to go through a Premier League season as unbeaten Champions, and reached a Champions League Final; then, after a few years of coming close to trophies, won 3 FA Cups in 4 years. And we are Mikel Arteta's team.
Talent and class are not the same thing, but we are the only team in the Premier League that truly embraces both. Unlike the Manchester teams and Chelsea -- and, let's face it, Liverpool and Leicester City would not have won their lone PL titles had it not been for the diving of Mohamed Salah and Jamie Vardy, respectively -- we don't want to win in the worst way, we want to win in the best way.

Arteta himself said, after yesterday's game, "Don’t be satisfied. We want much more than that, and we are gonna get it."

The bastards who smeared Wenger don't know what to make of this. Mikel is showing the "ambition" they demanded, but he's one of Wenger's men, playing Wenger's way, which they can't stand.

Go get it, Mikel.

Tuesday, September 13, 2022

How to Attend the Hudson River Derby at Yankee Stadium -- 2022 Edition

This coming Saturday afternoon at 1:00, "the Hudson River Derby" will be renewed at Yankee Stadium II, as New York City Football Club host the New York Red Bulls. Because of their light blue jerseys, Red Bull fans call NYCFC and their fans "the Smurfs."

In 2015, the 1st season in Major League Soccer for NYCFC, the Red Bulls won all 3 inaugural installments: On May 10, at Red Bull Arena in Harrison, New Jersey, the Red Bulls won 2-1; on June 28, at Yankee Stadium II, a match that NYCFC really hyped up, thinking that home-field advantage would give them the victory, "Metro" beat them 3-1; and on August 9, at Red Bull Arena, the Red Bulls won 2-0. The NYCFC fans didn't like that, and they tried to make something of it. They failed.

In 2016, Metro laid the greatest humiliation in MLS history on NYCFC, going into Yankee Stadium and beating them 7-0 on May 21. But NYCFC are currently ahead, because, last season, they won the MLS Cup, something the Red Bulls, a charter franchise in MLS, playing since 1996, still haven't done.

One of the things that NYCFC fans mock RBNY fans for is the fact that NYCFC play their home games in New York City, and RBNY don't. Well, because they don't control their own stadium, and the Yankees have first choice of how Yankee Stadium is used, NYCFC have, on occasion, had to play "home games" elsewhere:

* They've played 17 games at Red Bull Arena in Harrison, New Jersey, where the Red Bulls were more generous to them than I would have been.

* 5 at Citi Field in Queens, home of the Mets.

* 1 at St. John's University's 2,168-seat Belson Stadium in Queens, and they couldn't sell it out, although, to be fair, it was a U.S. Open Cup 4th Round match.

* And 2 at Rentschler Field in East Hartford, Connecticut, which led the Red Bulls' Empire Supporters' Club to raise a banner reading "EAST HARTFORD FC," with the NYC logo changed to that of the former NHL team, the Hartford Whalers, and to hire the man who plays former Whaler mascot Pucky the Whale at Hartford Wolf Pack games to come and entertain the crowd at Red Bull Arena.

To put that in perspective, those stadiums are this many road miles from Times Square: Yankee Stadium 6, Citi Field 8, Red Bull Arena 12, Belson Stadium 12, and Rentschler Field 116. Subaru Park, home of the Philadelphia Union, is closer to Times Square than Rentschler Field -- which is also closer to Boston's Downtown Crossing than it is to Times Square. Roll that in your joint and smoke it, Smurfs.

Because of the incidents between the teams, the Hudson River Derby has become a special circumstance, like Yankees vs. Red Sox, or a Philadelphia Eagles or a Whatever City They're In This Year Raiders game. Pay attention now, and be on your guard then.

Before You Go. It's New York. It's a roadtrip, but it's not. You won't have to concern yourself with time zones, passports, Customs officials or exchange rates, and the weather's going to be pretty much the same as it is where you live -- currently projected at the low 80s for Sunday afternoon, and mid-70s for gametime Sunday night.

Tickets. NYCFC averaged 20,420 fans per game in 2019, the last pre-COVID season. They say 20,408 is 71 percent of what The Stadium's seating capacity for soccer is. Well, I went to the Real Madrid vs. AC Milan match there on August 8, 2012 (Madrid won, 5-1), and was one of 49,474, so it's really 41 percent of capacity.

NYCFC fans mock the Red Bulls for their attendance, which, that season, was 16,856 per game, but they're only getting 3,600 per game more. NYCFC don't open the upper deck. They could if they had to, but they don't have to. Now that the novelty has worn off, and the on-field product has proven rather underwhelming, I suspect attendance will remain low.

Away supporters are assigned Section 217, on what would be the 1st base side. Tickets are $50. However, Red Bulls supporters groups tend to buy up Sections 205 to 210, the box seats in the 2nd deck in right field. Those run $59.

Getting There. Flying is not necessary. Nor is Amtrak, nor is Greyhound. You might come into The City using New Jersey Transit or the Long Island Rail Road into Penn Station. If so, walk to the 8th Avenue end, and take the A Train to 59th Street-Columbus Circle, and switch to the D Train to 161st Street-Yankee Stadium. Or, walk out the 7th Avenue entrance, walk a block east to Herald Square, and take the D Train all the way up.

If you come into The City on a bus, Port Authority Bus Terminal is 1 stop further up the A Train than Penn Station, so follow those directions.

If you come into The City via Metro-North Commuter Railroad, take it into Grand Central Terminal, then take the 4 Train to 161st Street. Unfortunately, unlike for Yankee games, there's no special Metro-North train that goes directly to The Stadium for NYCFC games. This is the same setup that the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority has for Patriots as opposed to Revolution games at Foxboro, but it's not as bad, since you'll only have to take a $2.75 Subway ride from Grand Central, as opposed to the $18 cab ride from Walpole to Gillette Stadium.

If you're driving, take the New Jersey Turnpike to the George Washington Bridge, then get on Interstate 87 South, the Major Deegan Expressway. Take Exit 5 for The Stadium.

Once In the City. It's New York vs. New York. You live in the Tri-State Area. You already know this part. Let's move on.
Times Square

Going In. New York City FC is the only Major League Soccer team groundsharing with a professional baseball team, at any level. This makes the field look bad. Indeed, given the shapes of the stadiums, they might have been better off sharing Citi Field with the Mets. But who wants to be associated with the Mets? 

When you come up the steps of the D station, or come down the steps of the 4 station, you'll be led onto 161st Street, which is also named Babe Ruth Plaza. (The official address is 1 East 161st Street.) Most likely, you'll enter the new, 2009 version of Yankee Stadium through either the home plate entrance, Gate 4, or the right field entrance, Gate 6. These are connected by a Great Hall that includes banners of past Yankee greats.
The old Yankee Stadium, which stood across 161st Street, was home to many great events besides baseball. It hosted many championship prizefights, most notably in 1938, with Joe Louis defending the heavyweight title against Max Schmeling, the unwilling stand-in for Nazi Germany. In 1965, Pope Paul VI visited, and delivered the first Papal Mass anywhere in the Western Hemisphere. As for soccer:

* Glasgow Celtic, aware of New York's strong Irish heritage, came in 1931.
* Hapoel Tel Aviv, with New York's strong Jewish heritage in mind, came in 1947, not so much to play soccer as to raise funds for Israel's independence. When Israel's national team was formed, they played their first match at the old Yankee Stadium.
* In 1952, Liverpool played Swiss club Grasshopper Club Zurich, and Tottenham Hotspur walloped Manchester United 7-1.
* In 1953, shortly after being embarrassed by Hungary at Wembley, and 3 years after their World Cup defeat to the U.S., England salvaged some pride by beating the U.S. 6-3.
* In 1966, Pele and his Brazilian club, Santos, beat Inter Milan.
* In 1968, a local team, the New York Generals, beat Pele's Santos and lost to Real Madrid, while Santos beat Napoli there.
* In 1969, Barcelona beat Juventus, Inter beat Sparta Prague, AC Milan beat Panathinaikos, and a Milan derby was held, with AC Milan beating Inter.
* The original version of the New York Cosmos played their 1971 and 1976 seasons there -- for reasons I won't get into here, they bounced around the Tri-State Area before moving to the Meadowlands in 1977.
* And in 1976, England beat Italy there.

In 2012, the new Stadium hosted Chelsea vs. Paris Saint-Germain (a 1-1 draw) and Real Madrid vs. AC Milan (Madrid won 5-1). In 2013, it hosted Chelsea vs. Manchester City (City won 5-3), inspiring the Yankees to partner with City to create New York City FC (they also bought Australian club Melbourne Heart, and changed its name to Melbourne City), and Spain's 2-0 win over Ireland.

In 2014, it hosted Man City vs. Liverpool, and Liverpool won 3-1 on penalties after a 2-2 draw. This past July 24, Liverpool returned, and got a 2-2 draw with Sporting Clube de Portugal of Lisbon.
The pitch, which is natural grass, is laid out from left and center field to first base. I saw the Madrid-Milan match in 2012, and there really isn't a bad seat in the house. My seat, in the upper deck, which would have been way up in left field for baseball, was right over one of the goals, and I got to see Iker Casillas make some sick saves for Madrid. (And I got to see Cristiano Ronaldo score 2 goals, and Kaká get cheered by both sets of fans, for both of whom he'd played.)
I took this photo.

Food. At the old Yankee Stadium, back in the good old days, the food wasn't great, but at least it was overpriced. As the team moved into the Nineties and got better, to his credit, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner demanded that the fans get a better food experience. A few specialty stands went up. And the new Stadium has chain restaurant stands, including Nathan's Hot Dogs, Johnny Rockets, Brother Jimmy's Barbecue, Famiglia Pizzeria, Carvel Ice Cream, and others. There's a Hard Rock Café, and a restaurant called NYY Steak.

Pretty much anything you get will be expensive, but it'll be good. Think of it this way: It would cost the same as movie theater food, but it's better, there's more variety, and the show is better than most movies, and longer, too. Both the show on the field and the show in the stands will be better.
One of the few things that Yankee Fans and Red Sox fans can agree on -- the putridness of the Mets and their fans is another -- is Dunkin Donuts. Finally, after putting in stands at both Fenway Park and Citi Field, Dunkin has put one in at Yankee Stadium.

Team History Displays. Ha! NYCFC are the opposite of the Yankees: As the old song about Chelsea FC goes, They ain't got no history!

Well, that's no longer true, is it? They've won an MLS Cup. Still, for all their self-hype, for all their aid from the media, for all their money, for all their acquisitions, for all their coaching pedigrees, Man City NYC still should have reached more than 1 MLS Cup Final in their 1st 7 seasons. They're no longer a joke, but they were supposed to be the new version of the 1972-82 Cosmos, and they're not.

They could have a trophy for the winner of the season series between themselves and the Red Bulls, but there is, as yet, no such trophy. The record currently stands as follows: Red Bulls 13 wins, City 7, with 3 draws. The season series has been won by the Red Bulls 4 times (2015, 2016, 2018 and 2021), City twice (2017 and 2020), with a split in 2019, unbreakable by total wins, total goals, or away goals.

Stuff. There are team stores throughout The Stadium, but it's all Yankees stuff. NYCFC gear may be available at smaller souvenir stands. There's no team videos, and the only book about the team I could find was published in 2018, Joanne Mattem's entry for them in the Major League Soccer team series. 

During the Game. For the 1st 19 seasons of MLS' existence, the league kept a close watch on the potential for hooligan confrontations. As a result, such issues were few and far between. In 2015, NYCFC fans decided, as the old saying goes, that they wanted to make something of it. Or, as is said in England, to "come and have a go."

First, there were neo-Nazi chants in Yankee Stadium -- the successor building to the one where Joe Louis knocked out Max Schmeling, and where the Israeli national soccer team played its first-ever game. Then, there was an incident at the 1st Hudson River Derby to be played at the new Yankee Stadium. Then, before the next Derby, at Red Bull Arena, some NYCFC morons decided to fight the Red Bulls ultras on their home turf, on Market Street in Newark. To put it mildly, this was a gross miscalculation, and a very stupid one.

NYCFC fans also started something with New York Cosmos fans during a U.S. Open Cup match on Long Island. And got their heads handed to them by a team in America's 2nd division. Maybe they should just stop, before they embarrass themselves any further.

Nevertheless, these dipsticks are trying their damnedest to cross what they see as traditional soccer hardman menace (English hooligans, Italian fascists, South American barras bravas) with pre-Giuliani New York violence (including the kind we saw in The Bronx, the kind that kept many baseball fans away from the old Yankee Stadium), to create the ultimate 1980s sports nightmare.

So if you can't get tickets for Section 217, the designated away supporters' section, get tickets anywhere but...

* Section 235, home of Brown Bag SC (in this case, standing for Social Club, not Soccer Club or Supporters' Club) and NYC 12 (the 12th Man).

* Section 236, home of the Third Rail, the biggest NYCFC supporters' group, named because, like the third rail in the Subway system, they want to "power" the team to victory. (Red Bulls fans have nicknamed them the Third Fail.)

* Section 238, home of Hearts of Oak, a largely-black group. Not only is Hearts of Oak the name of a soccer team in Accra, the capital of the African nation of Ghana, but it was also the name of a New York State militia organized by Alexander Hamilton during the War of the American Revolution.

These sections are all in the left field bleachers, behind the north goal. So you should probably also avoid Section 237, in between 236 and 238, in order to avoid unnecessary unpleasantness. (Is there such a thing as "necessary unpleasantness"?)

Their roster has included several big stars: David Villa of Barcelona, Frank Lampard of Chelsea, and Andrea Pirlo of AC Milan and Juventus. And former Arsenal Captain and World Cup winner Patrick Vieira was once their manager. Now, they have, well, no stars, and their manager is Nick Cushing, a native of Chester, England, who previously managed Manchester City's women's team. 

NYCFC tends to have New York-based celebrities sing the National Anthem. With the costumes worn by some of the "Bleacher Creatures" in left field (opposite from their counterparts at Yankee games, who sit in right field), they neither have nor need a mascot.

Among the chants used by the NYCFC supporters is a reworking of the 1962 Bruce Channel chart-topper: "Hey... hey, baby... I wanna know... if you're NYC!" To "Hey Jude," they sing, "Na, na na, na na na na... na na na na, New York!" To "Mrs. Robinson": "Here's to you, NYCFC, New York loves you more than you will know!" (No, it's less.) They are one of many teams to adapt "When the Saints Go Marching In," none of which (except Southampton, long known as the Saints) do it well.

Lamest of all, to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine":

He's David Villa! He drinks sangria! 
Came from España, to bring us joy!!
He's 5-foot-7, of football heaven!
Please don't take my Villa away!!


It didn't even rhyme. And he's now taken himself away.

Actually, no: Their lamest song is doing Taylor Swift's "Welcome to New York." It's no Frank Sinatra "Theme from New York, New York." It's no Billy Joel "New York State of Mind." Hell, it's not even Jay-Z and Alicia Keys doing "Empire State of Mind."

After the Game. Since there's already been 2 incidents between RBNY and NYCFC supporters (both started by the latter), and especially since it's on their ground, follow the instructions of the Stadium ushers, the Stadium security, and the NYPD.

Especially the NYPD: From their experience with Yankees vs. Red Sox, Yankees vs. Mets, and Rangers vs. Islanders, these men (and a few women) are seriously trained, they know what they're doing, and they do not kid around. If you follow their instructions, you'll be able to get both in and out of the Stadium area safely.

Stay out of Stan's Sports Bar. This legendary Yankee Fans' bar is where Brown Bag SC goes after the game. This is not, as they would say in England, an away supporters' pub.

If you came by Subway, your best bet is to get back to Midtown, and do what you want there. If you drove in, get to your car, follow the traffic instructions, and get back to where you started out from, and then chow down there.

If you're a fan of a European team, you probably already know where your team's supporters gather on matchday.

Sidelights. This is the part of the trip guide where I talk about other sports-related sites in the city's metropolitan area, and then move on to other noted tourist attractions. But this is New York, and you already live in the Tri-State Area, so you know this stuff already.

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Be on your guard. Cheer your team as hard as you want. But try to avoid contract with NYCFC ultras. Remember: It's better to be an uninjured coward than a hospitalized tough guy.

Saturday, August 17, 2019

How to Attend the Hudson River Derby at Yankee Stadium -- 2019 Edition

Tonight, the New York Red Bulls face the team which could have been their arch-rivals, if the original fanbase hadn't decided it should be D.C. United instead: The New England Revolution. Next Saturday, "the Hudson River Derby" will be renewed at Yankee Stadium II, as New York City Football Club host the New York Red Bulls.

In 2015, the 1st season in Major League Soccer for NYCFC, the Red Bulls won all 3 inaugural installments: On May 10, at Red Bull Arena in Harrison, New Jersey, the Red Bulls won 2-1; on June 28, at Yankee Stadium II, a match that NYCFC really hyped up, thinking that home-field advantage would give them the victory, "Metro" beat them 3-1; and on August 9, at Red Bull Arena, the Red Bulls won 2-0.

The NYCFC fans didn't like that, and they tried to make something of it. They failed.

In 2016, Metro laid the greatest humiliation in MLS history on NYCFC, going into Yankee Stadium and beating them 7-0 on May 21. NYCFC finally beat them at Yankee Stadium on July 3, 2-0. But on July 24, at Red Bull Arena, Metro won 4-1. Metro beat NYCFC out for the Eastern Conference regular season title by 3 points.

On June 14, 2017, they played each other in the U.S. Open Cup for the 1st time, and the Red Bulls won 1-0 in Harrison. On June 24, NYCFC won for the 1st time, 2-0 at Red Bull Arena. NYCFC won again on August 6, 3-2 in The Bronx, before a 1-1 draw at Red Bull Arena on August 25.

In 2018, the Red Bulls won 4-0 in the League at Red Bull Arena on May 5, and 4-0 again in the Cup at Red Bull Arena on June 6, NYCFC won 1-0 in the League at Yankee Stadium on July 8, and there was a 1-1 draw in the League at Yankee Stadium on August 22. They've already played a League game this season, and the Red Bulls won 2-1 at Red Bull Arena on July 14.

The record currently stands as follows: Red Bulls 9 wins, City 4, with 2 draws; Red Bulls 33 goals, City 14. It's not close: Bradley Wright-Phillips has scored 12 goals in these games, nearly as many as all City players combined.

But because of the incidents between the teams, the Hudson River Derby has become a special circumstance, like Yankees vs. Red Sox, or a Philadelphia Eagles or Oakland Raiders game. Pay attention now, and be on your guard then.

Before You Go. It's New York. It's a roadtrip, but it's not. You won't have to concern yourself with time zones, passports, Customs officials or exchange rates, and the weather's going to be pretty much the same as it is where you live -- currently projected at the low 80s for Sunday afternoon, and mid-70s for gametime Sunday night.

Tickets. NYCFC is averaging 20,408 fans per game this season, a drop of 8,000 from their debut season. They say 20,408 is 71 percent of what The Stadium's seating capacity for soccer is. Well, I went to the Real Madrid vs. AC Milan match there on August 8, 2012 (Madrid won, 5-1), and was one of 49,474, so it's really 41 percent of capacity.

NYCFC fans mock the Red Bulls for their attendance, currently 16,865 per game, but they're only getting 3,600 per game more. They don't open the upper deck. They could if they had to, but they don't have to. Now that the novelty has worn off, and the on-field product has proven rather underwhelming, I suspect attendance will remain low.

Away supporters are assigned Section 217, on what would be the 1st base side. Tickets are $35. However, Red Bulls supporters groups tend to buy up Sections 205 to 210, the box seats in the 2nd deck in right field. Those run $44.

Getting There. Flying is not necessary. Nor is Amtrak, nor is Greyhound. You might come into The City using New Jersey Transit or the Long Island Rail Road into Penn Station. If so,walk to the 8th Avenue end, and take the A Train to 59th Street-Columbus Circle, and switch to the D Train to 161st Street-Yankee Stadium. Or, walk out the 7th Avenue entrance, walk a block east to Herald Square, and take the D Train all the way up.

If you come into The City on a bus, Port Authority Bus Terminal is 1 stop further up the A Train than Penn Station, so follow those directions.

If you come into The City via Metro-North Commuter Railroad, take it into Grand Central Terminal, then take the 4 Train to 161st Street. Unfortunately, unlike for Yankee games, there's no special Metro-North train that goes directly to The Stadium for NYCFC games. This is the same setup that the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority has for Patriots as opposed to Revolution games at Foxboro, but it's not as bad, since you'll only have to take a $2.75 Subway ride from Grand Central, as opposed to the $18 cab ride from Walpole to Gillette Stadium.

If you're driving, take the New Jersey Turnpike to the George Washington Bridge, then get on Interstate 87 South, the Major Deegan Expressway. Take Exit 5 for The Stadium.

Once In the City. It's New York vs. New York. You live in the Tri-State Area. You already know this part. Let's move on.
Times Square

Going In. New York City FC is the only Major League Soccer team groundsharing with a professional baseball team, at any level. This makes the field look bad. Indeed, given the shapes of the stadiums, they might have been better off sharing Citi Field with the Mets. But who wants to be associated with the Mets? Then again, at the rate NYCFC are going, maybe it's the Mets who should have been embarrassed to be associated with them.

When you come up the steps of the D station, or come down the steps of the 4 station, you'll be led onto 161st Street, which is also named Babe Ruth Plaza. (The official address is 1 East 161st Street.) Most likely, you'll enter the new, 2009 version of Yankee Stadium through either the home plate entrance, Gate 4, or the right field entrance, Gate 6. These are connected by a Great Hall that includes banners of past Yankee greats.
The old Yankee Stadium, which stood across 161st Street, was home to many great events besides baseball. It hosted many championship prizefights, most notably in 1938, with Joe Louis defending the heavyweight title against Max Schmeling, the unwilling stand-in for Nazi Germany. In 1965, Pope Paul VI visited, and delivered the first Papal Mass anywhere in the Western Hemisphere. As for soccer:

* Glasgow Celtic, aware of New York's strong Irish heritage, came in 1931.
* Hapoel Tel Aviv, with New York's strong Jewish heritage in mind, came in 1947, not so much to play soccer as to raise funds for Israel's independence. When Israel's national team was formed, they played their first match at the old Yankee Stadium.
* In 1952, Liverpool played Swiss club Grasshopper Club Zurich, and Tottenham Hotspur walloped Manchester United 7-1.
* In 1953, shortly after being embarrassed by Hungary at Wembley, and 3 years after their World Cup defeat to the U.S., England salvaged some pride by beating the U.S. 6-3.
* In 1966, Pele and his Brazilian club, Santos, beat Inter Milan.
* In 1968, a local team, the New York Generals, beat Pele's Santos and lost to Real Madrid, while Santos beat Napoli there.
* In 1969, Barcelona beat Juventus, Inter beat Sparta Prague, AC Milan beat Panathinaikos, and a Milan derby was held, with AC Milan beating Inter.
* The original version of the New York Cosmos played their 1971 and 1976 seasons there -- for reasons I won't get into here, they bounced around the Tri-State Area before moving to the Meadowlands in 1977.
* And in 1976, England beat Italy there.

In 2012, the new Stadium hosted Chelsea vs. Paris Saint-Germain (a 1-1 draw) and Real Madrid vs. AC Milan (Madrid won 5-1). In 2013, it hosted Chelsea vs. Manchester City (City won 5-3), inspiring the Yankees to partner with City to create New York City FC (they also bought Australian club Melbourne Heart, and changed its name to Melbourne City), and Spain's 2-0 win over Ireland.

In 2014, it hosted Man City vs. Liverpool, and Liverpool won 3-1 on penalties after a 2-2 draw. This past July 24, Liverpool returned, and got a 2-2 draw with Sporting Clube de Portugal of Lisbon.
The pitch, which is natural grass, is laid out from left and center field to first base. I saw the Madrid-Milan match in 2012, and there really isn't a bad seat in the house. My seat, in the upper deck, which would have been way up in left field for baseball, was right over one of the goals, and I got to see Iker Casillas make some sick saves for Madrid. (And I got to see Cristiano Ronaldo score 2 goals, and Kaká get cheered by both sets of fans, for both of whom he'd played.)
Food. At the old Yankee Stadium, back in the good old days, the food wasn't great, but at least it was overpriced. As the team moved into the Nineties and got better, to his credit, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner demanded that the fans get a better food experience. A few specialty stands went up. And the new Stadium has chain restaurant stands, including Nathan's Hot Dogs, Johnny Rockets, Brother Jimmy's Barbecue, Famiglia Pizzeria, Carvel Ice Cream, and others. There's a Hard Rock Café, and a restaurant called NYY Steak.

Pretty much anything you get will be expensive, but it'll be good. Think of it this way: It would cost the same as movie theater food, but it's better, there's more variety, and the show is better than most movies, and longer, too. Both the show on the field and the show in the stands will be better.
One of the few things that Yankee Fans and Red Sox fans can agree on -- the putridness of the Mets and their fans is another -- is Dunkin Donuts. Finally, after putting in stands at both Fenway Park and Citi Field, Dunkin has put one in at Yankee Stadium.

Team History Displays. Ha! NYCFC are the opposite of the Yankees: As the old song about Chelsea FC goes, They ain't got no history!

For all their self-hype, for all their aid from the media, for all their money, for all their acquisitions, for all their coaching pedigrees, Man City NYC are in Year 5 and are a very ordinary team. That's it. 

They've been given so much, and produced so little. No trophies, 3 trips to the Playoffs, losing in the Conference Semifinals each time, and 3 times advancing to the 4th Round of the U.S. Open Cup before being eliminated. A few minor memories. They were supposed to be the new version of the 1972-82 Cosmos. (Certainly more than the actual new Cosmos have been.) Instead, they're a joke.

They could have a trophy for the winner of the season series between themselves and the Red Bulls, as they would have won it in 2017 -- but, so far, only in 2017, trailing the Red Bulls in season series 3-1. There is, as yet, no such trophy.

Stuff. There are team stores throughout The Stadium, but it's all Yankees stuff. NYCFC gear may be available at smaller souvenir stands. And, since they ain't got no history, there's no team videos. The only book about the team I could find was published about a year ago, Joanne Mattem's entry for them in the Major League Soccer team series.

During the Game. For the 1st 19 seasons of MLS' existence, the league kept a close watch on the potential for hooligan confrontations. As a result, such issues were few and far between. In 2015, NYCFC fans decided, as the old saying goes, that they wanted to make something of it. Or, as is said in England, to "come and have a go."

First, there were neo-Nazi chants in Yankee Stadium -- the successor building to the one where Joe Louis knocked out Max Schmeling, and where the Israeli national soccer team played its first-ever game. Then, there was an incident at the 1st Hudson River Derby to be played at the new Yankee Stadium. Then, before the next Derby, at Red Bull Arena, some NYCFC morons decided to fight the Red Bulls ultras on their home turf, on Market Street in Newark. To put it mildly, this was a gross miscalculation, and a very stupid one.

NYCFC fans also started something with New York Cosmos fans during a U.S. Open Cup match on Long Island. And got their heads handed to them by a team in America's 2nd division. Maybe they should just stop, before they embarrass themselves any further.

Nevertheless, these dipsticks are trying their damnedest to cross what they see as traditional soccer hardman menace (English hooligans, Italian fascists, South American barras bravas) with pre-Giuliani New York violence (including the kind we saw in The Bronx, the kind that kept many baseball fans away from the old Yankee Stadium), to create the ultimate 1980s sports nightmare.

So if you can't get tickets for Section 223 or 224, the designated away supporters' section, get tickets anywhere but...

* Section 235, home of Brown Bag SC (in this case, standing for Social Club, not Soccer Club or Supporters' Club) and NYC 12 (the 12th Man).

* Section 236, home of the Third Rail, the biggest NYCFC supporters' group, named because, like the third rail in the Subway system, they want to "power" the team to victory. (Red Bulls fans have nicknamed them the Third Fail.)

* Section 238, home of Hearts of Oak, a largely-black group. Not only is Hearts of Oak the name of a soccer team in Accra, the capital of the African nation of Ghana, but it was also the name of a New York State militia organized by Alexander Hamilton during the War of the American Revolution.

These sections are all in the left field bleachers, behind the north goal. So you should probably also avoid Section 237, in between 236 and 238, in order to avoid unnecessary unpleasantness. (Is there such a thing as "necessary unpleasantness"?)

Kearny, New Jersey native and former U.S. national team star Claudio Reyna is NYCFC's "sporting director." Their roster has included several big stars: David Villa of Barcelona, Frank Lampard of Chelsea, and Andrea Pirlo of AC Milan and Juventus. And former Arsenal Captain and World Cup winner Patrick Vieira was once their manager.

Now, they have, well, no stars, and their manager is Domènec Torrent, a Spaniard who has worked under Pep Guardiola since his Barcelona days, including at Manchester City. Former Chelsea star Frank Lampard and Italian legend Andrea Pirlo have retired, and current U.S. national team star Mix Diskerud's loan to Swedish club Göteborg has been made permanent.

On the whole, they are truly an average team. They went for big names who turned out to be well past their prime. So far, this strategy hasn't worked any better than it did for the Mets in the early 1960s or the New Jersey Devils in the early 1980s.

NYCFC tends to have New York-based celebrities sing the National Anthem. With the costumes worn by some of the "Bleacher Creatures" in left field (opposite from their counterparts at Yankee games, who sit in right field), they neither have nor need a mascot.

Among the chants used by the NYCFC supporters is a reworking of the 1962 Bruce Channel chart-topper: "Hey... hey, baby... I wanna know... if you're NYC!" To "Hey Jude," they sing, "Na, na na, na na na na... na na na na, New York!" To "Mrs. Robinson": "Here's to you, NYCFC, New York loves you more than you will know!" (No, it's less.) They are one of many teams to adapt "When the Saints Go Marching In," none of which (except Southampton, long known as the Saints) do it well.

Lamest of all, to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine":

He's David Villa! He drinks sangria! 
Came from España, to bring us joy!!
He's 5-foot-7, of football heaven!
Please don't take my Villa away!!


He's now taken himself away.

Actually, no: Their lamest song is doing Taylor Swift's "Welcome to New York." It's no Frank Sinatra "Theme from New York, New York." It's no Billy Joel "New York State of Mind." Hell, it's not even Jay-Z and Alicia Keys doing "Empire State of Mind."

After the Game. Since there's already been 2 incidents between RBNY and NYCFC supporters (both started by the latter), and especially since it's on their ground, follow the instructions of the Stadium ushers, the Stadium security, and the NYPD.

Especially the NYPD: From their experience with Yankees vs. Red Sox, Yankees vs. Mets, and Rangers vs. Islanders, these men (and a few women) are seriously trained, they know what they're doing, and they do not kid around. If you follow their instructions, you'll be able to get both in and out of the Stadium area safely.

Stay out of Stan's Sports Bar. This legendary Yankee Fans' bar is where Brown Bag SC goes after the game. This is not, as they would say in England, an away supporters' pub.

If you came by Subway, your best bet is to get back to Midtown, and do what you want there. If you drove in, get to your car, follow the traffic instructions, and get back to where you started out from, and then chow down there.

If you're a fan of a European team, you probably already know where your team's supporters gather on matchday. Since the off-season for these teams is upon us, it won't matter anyway.

Sidelights. This is the part of the trip guide where I talk about other sports-related sites in the city's metropolitan area, and then move on to other noted tourist attractions. But this is New York, and you already live in the Tri-State Area, so you know this stuff already.

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Be on your guard. Cheer your team as hard as you want. But try to avoid contract with NYCFC ultras. Remember: It's better to be an injured coward than a hospitalized tough guy.

Tuesday, February 5, 2019

How Much More Time Should Arsenal Give Emery?

Maybe the problem wasn't Wenger, but the parkas.

This past Sunday, Arsenal lost 3-1 to Manchester City. It dropped Arsenal to 6th place in the Premier League. It was the 21st consecutive time that Arsenal had played an away game against one of the PL's other "top six" teams -- also including Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur, but not, of course, including themselves -- and failed to win. Played 21, lost 14, drawn 12, won exactly none.

Changing the manager from Arsène Wenger to Unai Emery this past offseason has not changed that: 4 of those 21 have been this season, under Emery.

Many of the games that Arsenal have lost or drawn under Emery are due to his refusal to play certain players. He leaves midfielder Mesut Özil, one of the best players in the world, on the bench -- sometimes, off the team sheet entirely. He has 2 world-class forwards in Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and Alexandre Lacazette, but he often does not start both -- and, when he does, he usually, as was the case on Sunday, doesn't start Özil to provide them with the best possible passing.

A small but loud and obnoxious minority of Arsenal fans believed that all that needed to happen was for Wenger to go and for a new manager, not old and set in his ways, to come in. Wenger is 69, Emery is 47.

It hasn't worked out that way. Instead, Emery is following the pattern he set at Paris Saint-Germain, of alienating his best player (in the case of PSG, Brazilian superstar Neymar), and the team underachieves as a result.

His failure has begun to be noticed. Over the weekend, I saw some tweets from reasonable Arsenal fans objecting to his team selection. I'll leave the names of the Twitterers out:

"You can't keep sending a team out each week with a different formation and expect any fluency. There may be injuries but this team is not functioning because the manager's strategy and tactics are all over the place."

"Do we have the players to stick to a certain style? In my opinion we don't. We need to make tactical changes and prepare for certain sides. Do we need to change it that often? Also don't think so... "

"No defined patterns of play whatsoever so hard for the players to find any sort of consistency"

"He needs more players to beat Cardiff comfortably at home. An impossible task I get it"

And that was before Sunday's game against Manchester City.

The argument is that Özil "doesn't fit Emery's system." Well, apparently, Alex Iwobi does, and these same fans are heaping abuse on Iwobi, who, while talented, just hasn't made it happen at Arsenal. Yet.

If Alex Iwobi fits your system, and Mesut Özil doesn't, you change your system. If you don't, you're the problem.

"Give him time," Emery's supporters say. Most of those were people who refused to give Wenger any more time.

How much more time should we give Emery? To the end of this season? Do you want to finish 8th?

How much more time should we give Emery? Yet another full season? Do you want to be in a relegation scrap?

How much more time should we give Emery? A 3rd full season? Where would you rather spend a Tuesday evening: In a major European city, or Bristol?

The success of former Manchester United player Ole Gunnar Solskjær in reviving that team after firing the much-accomplished, but past-it, manager Jose Mourinho proves that you don't need to give a failing manager more time.

You don't need 3 full seasons to turn a team around. You don't need 2. You don't need 1. You just need one game. Start Özil, and the team will start winning again.

In August 1977, with the Yankees stuck in a 3-way race for the American League Eastern Division title with the Boston Red Sox and the Baltimore Orioles, and manager Billy Martin refusing to bat his big slugger, Reggie Jackson, in the 4th spot in the order, Yankee owner George Steinbrenner called Billy into his office, and issued an ultimatum: "Billy, bat Reggie 4th, every day, or you're fired."

With 2 exceptions, both intended to give Reggie a day's rest down the stretch, Billy started Reggie every game for the rest of the season. In every start, Billy batted Reggie 4th. The Yankees went on to win the World Series.

Unai, play Mesut all 90 minutes, every League game, or you deserve to be fired.

It remains to be seen whether Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke -- perhaps still bummed out over his Los Angeles Rams' capitulation to the New England Patriots in that other game played this past Sunday -- or whoever he has in place to make such a decision will do the right thing.

But the right thing is this: Make Emery play Özil every League game, or fire him.

Arsenal cannot afford to fuck around with this any longer.

Friday, December 7, 2018

Judging Emery (If You Hated Arsène Wenger, You Will REALLY Hate This Post)

Note: The following is not actually an indictment of Unai Emery, either personally or professionally. He seems like a decent person, who is doing the best he can with what is available to him. He is not the problem, any more than his predecessor was.

(UPDATE: I would later change my mind about that.)

Rather, it is an indictment of those who wanted his predecessor gone. Because they wanted "change," and they got it.

Except they didn't. Not where it matters.

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Arsenal have now gone 20 consecutive games unbeaten in all competitions. Clearly, Arsène Wenger leaving (by whatever means you think that was) and bringing in Unai Emery was the right thing to do.

Or... was it?

The Wenger Out Brigade gave the rest of us who call ourselves Arsenal fans certain rules:

* Failing to win the Premier League title is "failure."
* At least "challenging for the title" is required.
* The FA Cup, the League Cup and the UEFA Europa League are not "real trophies." Only the Premier League title and the UEFA Champions League are.
* No "excuses." In other words, no reason for a defeat, other than the manager's own incompetence, is acceptable.
* If the manager fails, then he must be fired at the end of the season.

Since Wenger has left, that means that Arsenal are now just like any other European "football power": If the manager doesn't meet your demands, he must be fired at the end of the season, if not sooner.

And if these rules apply to one manager, then they must apply to all managers.

Based on the preceding, the rules established by the WOB, Unai Emery should be fired at the end of the season.

"What are you on about, Uncle Mike?" you ask. "Hasn't he gone 20 straight games unbeaten?"

Well, yes and no.

Those games include the League Cup and the Europa League. By the rules that have been set, those games don't count.

Since Arsenal are in the Europa League, that means they're not in the Champions League. So only the Premier League matters.

Going into this weekend's games, Arsenal are in 5th place. They are level with Chelsea in 4th place on points, but trail on goal difference. In spite of their win over North London arch-rivals Tottenham Hotspur this past Sunday, they trail "Spurs" by 2 points for 3rd place. They are 8 points behind 2nd place Liverpool, and they are 10 points behind 1st place Manchester City.

10 points behind the leaders, and it's only the 1st week of December. Arsenal are not challenging for the title. Not even close.

Emery has won League games at home to West Ham United, Everton, Watford, Leicester City and Tottenham; and away to Cardiff City, Newcastle United, Fulham and Bournemouth.

But he's also had draws against teams that should easily be beaten, away to Crystal Palace and home to Wolverhampton Wanderers.

More importantly, against the 4 best teams in the League (Arsenal excepted), he lost the 1st 2 games of the season, away to Manchester City and home to Chelsea; drew at home to Liverpool, and, this past Wednesday, drew away to Manchester United.

That's just 2 points out of 12 against League challengers -- the exact same results that Wenger got in those games last season.

If it wasn't good enough for Wenger, it's not good enough for Emery. If Wenger had to go, then Emery has to go.

"Not enough preparation time" is no excuse. Emery had a preseason, just as Wenger had every year. If the preseason was enough time for the manager you hated, then it was enough time for the manager you love.

"It's only his 1st season!" is no excuse. Again: He had a preseason to institute his playing system and style.

"He's only had one transfer window!" is no excuse.

"He has to clean up the mess that Wenger made!" is no excuse. Only an idiot would believe that Wenger left a mess, and only a liar would say so.

Injuries are piling up, but that is also no excuse. Wenger had an "injury crisis" every season, and kept the team in the Top 4 until 2016.

Referees' decisions are no excuse. Wenger had more bad calls against him every year than most managers get in an entire career.

Lack of money is no excuse. The stadium debt is pretty much paid off.

"Bad owner" is no excuse. Stan Kroenke has won before, in this sport and others, and has gotten the Los Angeles Rams further along than anybody could have imagined, despite building another new stadium and not yet having the revenue from a stadium he owns.

Am I being unfair to the new manager? No. I am following the rules set down by the WOB. What's good for the Alsatian Goose is good for the Basque Gander. If a rule is in place for one manager, it must be in place for another.

Emery does not get a grace period. He does not get a free year to put his system in place. Arsenal has to win the League this year. Anything else is failure.

That's the rule.

If it isn't, then what the fuck was your problem with Wenger?

Because, for all your demands for "change," nothing has changed.

Don't tell me the team's style has changed. That doesn't matter. What matters is results, and the results have not changed.

The only thing that's changed is that, now, we have a manager who jumps out of his seat like he's been bitten on the ass, and waves his hands in the air as if he's Kermit the Frog, announcing the next act on The Muppet Show.

Now, this makes it sound like I'm not giving Emery a fair chance.

And you're right. I'm not giving him a fair chance.

I'm giving him exactly the same chance that the WOB gave Wenger.

Which is none. Win me the League, or you have failed, and you must go.

And when Emery fails, maybe the WOB will finally get it through their thick skulls that Wenger was never the problem.

Nor was Kroenke. Nor was Ivan Gazidis. Nor was anyone else at Arsenal.

Next year, VAR (Video Aided Review) will come into play for the Premier League. When that happens -- obviously, it was never going to happen as long as Wenger was the Arsenal manager -- then it will depend on whether the referees accept that their corrupt decisions have been overruled.

You see, there was always one man responsible for Arsenal's "failures."

It was never Arsène Wenger.

It was Mike Riley, who runs the Premier League's referees, after having been the referee who ended Arsenal's 49-game unbeaten run in the League in 2004.

Now there was an unbeaten run.

And who made that happen? Not Unai Emery.

Arsène Wenger.

The greatest manager The Arsenal will ever have.

You people who hated him so much in spite of his doing so well for so long can dish it out, and my manager proved he could take it, until he could take it no longer.

Your turn to take it.

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Days until Arsenal play again: 1, tomorrow morning, 10:00 AM New York time, home to Yorkshire team Huddersfield Town.

Days until the next North London Derby: 12, on Wednesday afternoon, December 19, at 2:45 PM New York time, in the Quarterfinal of the League Cup, at the Emirates Stadium. Beat The Scum!

Days until the Democratic-controlled Congress will convene, and the impeachment process can begin: 27, on Thursday, January 3, 2019. A little under 4 weeks.

Days until the New Jersey Devils next play a local rival: 36, on Saturday afternoon, January 12, 2019, against the Philadelphia Flyers, a.k.a. The Philth, at the Prudential Center. The next game against the New York Islanders will be on Thursday night, January 17, 2019, at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn. The next game against the New York Rangers, a.k.a. The Scum, will be on Thursday night, January 31, 2019, at the Prudential Center.

Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Mariano Rivera: 47, on January 23, 2019. A little under 7 weeks.

Days until the U.S. national soccer team plays again: 57, on February 2, 2019, a friendly against Costa Rica at Avaya Stadium, home of the San Jose Earthquakes.

Days until the New York Red Bulls play again: Unknown, as they were eliminated from the MLS Cup Playoffs by losing to Atlanta United in the Eastern Conference Final. That elusive 1st MLS Cup will have to wait until at least next year, their 24th season of play. The new season will probably begin on the 1st Sunday in March, which would be March 3, which would be 86 days from now.

Days until the Red Bulls next play a "derby": Unknown. The 2019 MLS schedule hasn't been released yet, so we don't know when they will next play New York City FC, the Philadelphia Union, D.C. United or the New England Revolution. But they are unlikely to face such a team in the opening week, so it will be more than 86 days.

Days until the Yankees' 2019 Opening Day: 111, on Thursday, March 28, home to the Baltimore Orioles. About 16 weeks. Sixteen long weeks.

Days until the next Yankees-Red Sox series begins: 130, on Tuesday, April 16, 2019, at Yankee Stadium II. A little over 4 months.

Days until the next Women's World Cup kicks off: 182,  on June 7, 2019, in France. Exactly 6 months. The U.S. team is 3-time and defending Champions.

Days until the Yankees and Red Sox play each other in London: 204, on June 29, 2019. Under 7 months.

Days until Rutgers University plays football again: 267, on August 31, 2019, home to the University of Massachusetts. Under 9 months.

Days until East Brunswick High School plays football again: Unknown, because the 2019 schedule hasn't been released yet. Usually, the next season begins on the 1st Friday in September, which would be September 6, 2019, which would be 273 days. The morning of the 10-0 loss to Old Bridge, it was announced that East Brunswick and Old Bridge would no longer play each other on Thanksgiving Day. The game will now be played earlier in the season.

Days until the next Rutgers-Penn State game: 358, on Saturday, November 30, 2019, at Beaver Stadium in State College, Pennsylvania. A little under a year, or a little under 12 months.

Days until my 50th Birthday, at which point I can join AARP and get discounts for travel and game tickets: 376, on December 18, 2019. A little over a year, or a little over 12 months.

Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Derek Jeter: 411, on January 22, 2020. A little over a year, or under 14 months.

Days until the next Summer Olympics begins in Tokyo, Japan: 595, on July 24, 2020. A little over a year and a half, or under 20 months.

Days until the next Presidential election, when we can dump the Trump-Pence regime and elect a real Administration: 697, on November 3, 2020. Now under 2 years, or exactly 23 months.

Days until Liberation Day: 775, at noon on January 20, 2021. A little over 2 years, or a little over 25 months. Note that this is liberation from the Republican Party, not just from Donald Trump. Having Mike Pence as President wouldn't be better, just differently bad, mixing theocracy with plutocracy, rather than mixing kleptocracy with plutocracy.

Days until the next Winter Olympics begins in Beijing, China: 1,155, on February 4, 2022. A little over 3 years, or a little under 38 months.


Days until the next World Cup is scheduled to kick off: 1,445, on November 21, 2022, in Qatar. Just under 4 years, or under 48 months. The charges of corruption against Qatar may yet mean that they will lose the tournament, in which case it will be moved to a nation where it would not be too hot to play it in June and July.