Showing posts with label cheat. Show all posts
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Monday, June 22, 2026

June 22, 1986: Diego Maradona's "Hand of God"

June 22, 1986, 40 years ago: A World Cup Quarterfinal match is played between England and Argentina, at the Estadio Azteca in Mexico City. In the 51st minute, Argentina's star, Diego Maradona, slaps the ball with his left hand, and it goes past England goalkeeper Peter Shilton, giving Argentina a 1-0 lead.

The referee, Ali Bin Nasser of Tunisia, gave the goal. There was no Video Assistant Referee (VAR) in those days. Maradona's postgame comments gave the goal its name: "The Hand of God." It is the most famous cheat in the history of sports on planet Earth.

Five minutes later, with the England players still in angry shock, Maradona scored again, a dizzying display of dribbling ending with a great shot that became known as "The Goal of the Century." Gary Lineker scored in the 81st minute, but England got no closer, and were out, 2-1.

If Nasser had correctly waved the 1st goal off, would Maradona have scored the 2nd? Would the England players have been able to stop him? Would they then have won 1-0 thanks to Lineker's goal? Would they then have beaten Belgium in the Semifinal, as Argentina did? Would they then have beaten West Germany in the Final, as Argentina did? We'll never know.

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César Luis Menotti managed Argentina to the 1978 World Cup win. A Socialist, the opposite of his country's government at the time, he said:

There's a right-wing football and a left-wing football. Right-wing football wants to suggest that life is struggle. It demands sacrifices. We have to become of steel and win by any method... obey and function, that's what those with power want from the players. That's how they create retards, useful idiots that go with the system.

In contrast, by 1986, the ruling military junta was gone, and Argentina had a more liberal government. Its World Cup team was managed by Carlos Bilardo, a physician who had played as a midfielder who helped Estudiantes de La Plata win 3 straight Copas Libertadores (South America's version of the European Cup/UEFA Champions League) in 1968, '69 and '70. He had been a league winner with Estudiantes as a player in 1967, and as their manager in 1982.

Like Menotti, he believed in free-flowing football; and, in Maradona (who starred with Boca Juniors and Italian team Napoli), Jorge Valdano (a forward for Real Madrid, known as "The Philosopher of Football"), and Jorge Burruchaga (a midfielder who starred for Avellenada team Independiente, now with French team Nantes), he had the team for it. After beating England in the Quarterfinal, they beat Belgium in the Semifinal.

Franz Beckenbauer had starred for Bayern Munich, and captained West Germany to the 1974 World Cup. Now, he was their manager, and they were not merely loaded, but fired up to win the World Cup, after losing the 1982 Final to Italy.

Bayern presented Die Mannschaft with midfielder Lothar Matthäus, and their former forward, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, was now at Italy's Internazionale Milano, and served as the Captain. Werder Bremen produced forward Rudy Völler. Hamburger SV produced forward Felix Magath. And goalkeeper Harald Schumacher came from FC Köln in Cologne. They advanced to the Final.

NBC broadcast the game live in America. Argentina had taken a 2-0 2nd half lead, on goals by José Luis Brown of French club Stade Brestois in the 23rd, and Valdano in the 56th. Rummenigge scored in the 74th minute, and Völler scored in the 81st, and West Germany had tied the game.

No team had ever blown a 2-goal lead in a World Cup Final before, and it was just desserts for Argentina, due to Maradona's "Hand of God" in the Quarterfinal. But Burruchaga spared his homeland's blushes by scoring the winning goal in the 84th minute.

Argentina had now won 2 World Cups -- both under incredibly dubious circumstances. And least this one was won while they had a democratic government.

The teams played each other again in the 1990 Final, with Germany winning that one. It remains the only Final ever to be a rematch of the preceding World Cup's Final. A unified Germany faced Argentina in the 2014 Final, and Germany won.

Maradona died in 2021, a few days after his 60th birthday. His unrepentant treachery lives on. 

Monday, July 24, 2023

July 24, 1983: The Pine Tar Game

July 24, 1983, 40 years ago: The New York Yankees host the Kansas City Royals at the original Yankee Stadium in The Bronx. This is not a crazy game for the 1st 8 innings. But in the 9th, as Phil Rizzuto, who broadcast this game for the Yankees, would say, "Holy cow!"

The Royals score a run in the top of the 2nd. Dave Winfield ties it for the Yankees in the bottom half with a home run. The Royals make it 2-1 in the 4th, and 3-1 in the 6th. But the Yankees make it 4-3 in the bottom of the 6th.

With 2 outs in the top of the 9th, U L Washington (that's how his name is written, no periods) singles, and George Brett takes Yankee reliever Rich "Goose" Gossage deep, to make it 5-4 Royals.

Brett is a member of the Baseball Hall of Fame. He finished his career with a lifetime batting average of .305. He is a member of the 3,000 Hits Club. He is the only man to winning batting titles in 3 different decades: In 1976, 1980 and 1990. He was named to 13 All-Star Games. He helped the Royals reach the postseason 6 times in 10 seasons from 1976 to 1985, including their 1st Pennant in 1980 and their 1st World Series win in 1985. The franchise began play in 1969, and did not reach the postseason without him on their roster until 2014.

Moreover, he hit 317 home runs in regular season play, and another 10 in the postseason. And it sure seemed like a lot of them were against the Yankees. Kauffman Stadium, known as Royals Stadium while he played there, had long-distance power alleys and artificial turf, making it conducive to doubles (of which he hit 665, 7th all-time, and 4th in the Expansion Era) and triples (137, 70th, but 3rd among Expansion Era players), but not home runs. So he enjoyed hitting them at Yankee Stadium, with its "short porch" in right field: At the time, listed at 310 feet to the pole and 353 to straightaway right.

In the deciding Game 5 of the 1976 American League Championship Series, he hit a 3-run home run to tie the game in the top of the 8th inning. In Game 3 of the 1978 ALCS, he hit 3 home runs, the 1st time it had been done in either League's Championship Series, and still 1 of only 5. Both times, the Yankees won the game, anyway. That would not be the case in Game 3 of the 1980 ALCS, when his upper-deck blast off Gossage was the exclamation point on a Royals sweep of the Yankees, avenging their losses of 1976, '77 and '78.

So on this nice Sunday Summer afternoon in The Bronx, Brett has hit a go-ahead homer for the Royals, and it looks like he's beaten the Yankees again.

But Yankee manager Billy Martin, so often unhinged, comes out to talk to the umpires. This time, Billy is in full control. He points out that Brett has pine tar on his bat, surpassing the legal limit.

The umpires measure it, discover that Martin is right, and Brett is called out, restoring the 4-3 Yankee lead and ending the game. Brett has a fit, and has to be held back by his teammates, but there's nothing he can do.

His team files an appeal. Despite being a former Yankee general manager (and the son of another), AL President Lee MacPhail does something no League President had ever done before, or has since: He overrules his umpires.
Unofficially, we have since seen, many times, that the baseball establishment considers it okay to cheat if you do it against the Yankees. This may be the only time when it's actually been made official.

MacPhail rules that the game must be resumed, with 2 outs in the top of the 9th, and the Royals leading 5-4. An open date for both teams is found, August 18, and the game is resumed. Although an angry Yankee owner George Steinbrenner decided to let anybody with a ticket to the original version of the game into Yankee Stadium free of charge, since Yankee Fans have been screwed over by this as much as their team has, only about 1,200 people take him up on the offer.

Billy, a master of spite, decides that the game is already a farce, so he decides to deepen the point. He puts pitcher Ron Guidry in center field, and 1st baseman Don Mattingly at 2nd base -- making Mattingly one of the very few lefthanded-fielding 2nd basemen ever.

When plate umpire Tim McClelland, a rookie who will umpire in the AL until the combining of the umpiring crews in 2000, and then in the combined crews until 2015, yells, "Play ball!" to restart the game, Billy is prepared to act: He calls time out, and appeals at each base, suggesting that the runners hadn't touched them, and should be called out on that basis. But McClelland is prepared for Martin's preparation: He has a notarized affidavit signed by all the umpires from the original game -- also including Drew Coble, Joe Brinkman and Nick Bremigan -- stating that all bases had been touched by both runners.

Brett was not in the game, either, because his ejection from the game was allowed to stand. Which makes no sense: In a real court of law, any crime committed by someone in response to a false charge gets thrown out. If Brett's action was legal, then his ejection should have been rescinded; if his ejection was allowed to stand, then so should the ruling on the violation, and the Yankees should have been declared the winners. At any rate, Brett did not even show up for the resumption, instead going on to Baltimore, the Royals' next stop.

George Frazier strikes Hal McRae out to end the top of the 9th. Dan Quisenberry pitches the bottom of the 9th for the Royals. He gets Mattingly to fly to center, Roy Smalley to fly to left, and Oscar Gamble to ground to 2nd.

The game did have meaning in the standings when it began: The Yankees were only 2 games behind the Toronto Blue Jays in the AL East on July 24, while the Royals were 1 game behind the Texas Rangers in the AL West. As it turned out, though, none of those 4 teams won their Division: The Baltimore Orioles won the East, and the Chicago White Sox won the West, with the Orioles winning the Pennant, and then beating the Philadelphia Phillies in the World Series.

The Yankees ended up winning 91 games, finishing 7 games behind the Orioles. It was a 12-game improvement over the season before. Steinbrenner fired Martin from his 3rd tenure as manager, anyway.

Friday, May 12, 2023

Are the Rays Cheating? It's Not Necessary vs. the Yankees

Yesterday, on radio station WFAN, Evan Roberts made the claim that the Tampa Bay Rays' amazing start -- 13-0, now 30-9 -- is due to cheating:

"There's something suspicious about that, by the way," Roberts said of the Rays' start. "All I know is, I'm a baseball fan. I know baseball. I like baseball. I was very skeptical with what I saw this weekend."

Roberts is a Met fan. He admitted, "I have no evidence" of the Rays cheating, but pointed to the number of players on their roster who are outperforming their baseball card: "Christian Bethancourt: Hello? Taylor Walls, what?"

Bethancourt is a 31-year-old catcher, who has already hit 6 home runs, when he hit 11 last season, topping a previous season-high of 6. Walls is a former top prospect who has improved which is understandable, since he batted just .172, with 8 home runs and 33 RBIs in 142 games. But he was already 25 years old. Most guys who are that undeveloped at 25 aren't going to pan out. Walls is now batting .261 with 6 homers and 13 RBIs.

Roberts continued, comparing the situation to The Athletic, in 2019, breaking the story of the Houston Astros' cheating:

You know what most of us do? We don't know who they are, so we just say, "The Rays are brilliant." Here's the problem: I know who they are. They're not good. The Rays are 19-3 at home? Hello? Are you gonna wake up when the article’s written in The Athletic, or are you gonna wake up now? Sometimes, you don't need evidence. Sometimes, you gotta say, "What I'm watching doesn't make sense." So I'll do it. I'm not a Yankee fan. I'm gonna raise my hand. Hey, ladies and gentlemen: What I'm seeing in Tampa makes no sense.

Look, we know that baseball teams cheat. The Astros have gotten caught. The Red Sox have gotten caught. Major League Baseball officials didn't care when the team getting hurt by the cheating was the Yankees. The only reason the Astros got punished as little as they were is that, in the 2017 World Series, the cheating hurt a team that MLB does like, the Los Angeles Dodgers.

In 2018, the Red Sox, having already been caught using Apple Watches to cheat, beat the Astros in the Playoffs. In 2021, the Astros beat the Red Sox in the Playoffs. No evidence of the Astros cheating in 2021 has yet surfaced, but, like the Red Sox, they have forfeited the presumption of innocence. If the proof is ever found, what then? Probably the same thing that happened to them after the 2017 proof was found: As the old saying goes, "Thirty lashes with a wet noodle."

Yes, the Rays are 19-3 at home. They are also 11-6 on the road. That's pretty strong. A reasonable person would conclude that, if they are cheating, it is not with a method that is tied in to their home stadium.

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Anyway, coming off a sweep of the Oakland Disarr-A's, the Yankees had some momentum going into their home series with the high-flying Rays.

But Maurice "Mo" Mentum is a free agent, and he switched teams again.

Domingo Germán started for the Yankees last night, and he was fine for the 1st 4 innings, allowing 3 hits and 2 walks, but no runs. But the Yankees didn't score, either, as Drew Rasmussen allowed just 1 baserunner, a single by Jake Bauers in the 2nd inning.

And error by Anthony Rizzo at 1st base led to a Rays run in the 5th. They loaded the bases in the 6th, and Ron Marinaccio couldn't stop them from clearing the bases with a double. At 1-0, it was still game winnable; at 4-0, it was game over.

The Rays got another run in the 7th, and 3 more in the 8th. The Yankees still got nothing. Bauers hit another single in the 5th, and Harrison Bader was hit by a pitch in the 8th. (Don't worry, he wasn't injured again.) That HBP and the 2 Bauers singles were the Yankees' only baserunners over the 1st 8 innings.

Willie Calhoun led off the bottom of the 9th with a double. Anthony Volpe and Aaron Judge grounded out. But Rizzo and DJ LeMahieu drew walks to load the bases, so there was the slimmest of hope. Gleyber Torres singled Calhoun and Rizzo home. But it was somehow fitting that Bauers, the only offense the Yankees had previously had, ended it with a strikeout.

Rays 8, Yankees 2. WP: Rasmussen (4-2). No save. LP: Germán (2-3). The Yankees are 9 games behind the Rays, and we're not even halfway through May. I don't know if the Rays are cheating. I know that, whatever the Yankees are doing, legal and otherwise, isn't working. So the Rays don't need to cheat against them.

The series continues tonight. Gerrit Cole starts against Trevor Kelley.

And, last night, the New Jersey Devils' season came to an end, with a 3-2 loss to the Carolina Hurricanes in the NHL Eastern Conference Semifinals. It was their best season in 11 years. They made the Playoffs. They won a Playoff Round. They beat the arch-rival New York Rangers in so doing. The future looks bright.

For them. For the Yankees, to borrow a phrase that Muhammad Ali once used, the future is a mist.

Monday, October 10, 2022

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Joe Musgrove's "Cheating" for the Mets Being Eliminated

Met fans are so dumb!

"How dumb are they?" Glad you asked: They're so dumb, they chanted, "Cheater! Cheater! Cheater!" at San Diego Padres pitcher Joe Musgrove even after the umpires determined, upon Met manager Buck Showalter's request in the bottom of the 6th inning, that he was not using a foreign substance on the ball.

It simply cannot occur to them that their own team failed.

But the Mets did fail. Because of course they did. Or, as the Geico commercials would say, "When you're the New York Mets, and you make it to the postseason, you fail. It's what you do."

Jeff Passan of ESPN: "New York's 101-win season ends by getting one-hit in a winner-takes-all game in which Buck Showalter had Joe Musgrove's ears checked for foreign substances. Nothing showed up. Kinda like the Mets."

"Tommy Smokes" of Barstool Sports: "I don't care about 101 wins. I don't care about Steve Cohen. The Mets playing trumpets there and having Mr. Met dance when down 4 runs in an elimination has set back any possible positive turnaround this franchise was gonna have."

Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame Joe Musgrove's "Cheating" for the Mets Being Eliminated

5. Unreasonable Expectations. Given hype divided by results, and the fact that cheating was not discovered (thus setting aside the Yankees' 2004-present struggles against the Boston Red Sox and their 2015-present struggles against the Houston Astros), this is the most embarrassing performance in New York baseball since the Mets blew the 1988 National League Championship Series against an apparently inferior Los Angeles Dodgers team.

4. Max Scherzer. One of the greatest pitchers of his generation, and he blew it under pressure in the biggest game he's pitched since coming to Flushing Meadow.

3. The Padres Are a Good Team. In situations like this, more often than not, Reason Number 1 is, "The opposition was better." In this case, it's only Number 3. Yes, the Padres are a good team, good enough to make the Playoffs despite losing the best player they came into the season with, Fernando Tatís Jr., first to injury, and then to a cheating scandal. If he had been eligible to come to the plate, and had done so, and Met fans had chanted, "Cheater!" at him, well, they've won only 2 Pennants since 1986: 1 with Mike Piazza, and 1 with Bartolo Colón, so they could be told to shut the hell up.

2. William Nathaniel Showalter III. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Buck Showalter is a LOSER.

He had the umpires check Musgrove for foreign substances, because his overpaid hitters only produced 2 baserunners in a win-or-it's-over game. All that did was piss Musgrove off and make him throw harder. It was his last mistake of the season. Probably not his biggest.

1. The Mets Weren't Good Enough. From April 7 to September 20, they went 95-55, a 103-59 pace. From September 21 to October 5, they went 6-6, an 81-81 pace. Including the Playoffs: From September 21 to October 9, they went 7-8, a 76-86 pace.

In the six biggest games they had this season, three at home to the Atlanta Braves to decide the National League Eastern Division title, and three at home to the San Diego Padres in the NL Wild Card Series, they went 1-5.

All that money that new owner Steve Cohen spent, and they got 2 baserunners. Or, as Bob Uecker said in the movie Major League, "That's all we got? One goddamn hit?" Yup: A single by Pete Alonso to lead off the bottom of the 5th inning. And Starling Marte drew a walk to lead off the bottom of the 7th. No Cliché Alert here: That leadoff walk didn't end up "killing" anybody.

The Mets have had notable chokes and/or flops in the 1973 World Series, the 1988 NL Championship Series, the 1998 regular season, the 1999 NLCS, the 2000 World Series, the 2006 NLCS, the 2007 regular season, the 2008 regular season, the 2015 World Series, the 2016 NL Wild Card Game, and now, in 2022, both the regular season and the NL Wild Card Series. The Curse of Kevin Mitchell: Now 36 years.

Their fans going nuts over the 7th-inning entry of their closer, Edwin Díaz, with Mr. Met playing a fake trumpet to go along with that song blasting over the loudspeakers, when they were already down 4-0, is emblematic of the Mets and their fans: A joke, now and forever.

Meanwhile, because they could win their Division, the Yankees are still in the postseason.

Friday, September 9, 2022

September 9, 1972: The Soviets Steal the Basketball Gold Medal

September 9, 1972, 50 years ago: The most blatant cheating in sports history takes place -- at least, until Diego Maradona's "Hand of God" goal in the 1986 World Cup.

Basketball was first competed for in the Olympic Games in 1936 in Berlin. And, each time, the American team had won the Gold Medal:

* 1936 in Berlin, Germany: Beat the Philippines by 33, Mexico by 15, Canada by 11. Keep in mind, this was still when the game was at an early stage. The margins would get bigger.

* 1948 in London, Great Britain: Beat Switzerland by 65, Czechoslovakia by 25, Argentina by 2 (even then, Argentina were good), Egypt by 34, Peru by 28, Uruguay by 35, Mexico by 31, France by 44.

* 1952 in Helsinki, Finland: Beat Hungary by 18, Czechoslovakia by 25, Uruguay by 12, the Soviet Union by 28, Chile by 48, Brazil by 4 (even then, Brazil were good), Argentina by 9, and, in the Gold Medal Game, the Soviets again by 11. This was the 1st Games in which the Soviets competed. Clearly, they were as good at basketball as any other European country. But no country was as good as the U.S.

* 1956 in Melbourne, Australia, with a team that included Bill Russell and K.C. Jones: Beat Japan by 58, Thailand by 72, the Philippines by 68, Bulgaria by 41, Brazil by 62, the Soviets by 30, Uruguay by 63, and the Soviets again by 34.

* 1960 in Rome, Italy. This was the original "Dream Team," the finest basketball team that had ever been assembled, and would remain so until Los Angeles in 1984, before Barcelona in 1992 set what may be an impossible standard. This team had Oscar Robertson, Jerry West, Jerry Lucas, Darrall Imhoff and Walt Bellamy, all of whom made the Basketball Hall of Fame long before the entire team was elected. This team was so good (How good was it?), future Hall-of-Famer John Havlicek only made it as an alternate.

They beat host Italy by 34 (and Italy usually has a strong league and a good national team), Japan by 59, Hungary by 34, Yugoslavia by 62, Uruguay by 58, and the Soviets by 24. 

* 1964 in Tokyo, Japan, with a team that included Bill Bradley, Walt Hazzard, Luke Jackson, and future coaching legend Larry Brown, who was a pretty good player: Beat Australia by 33, Finland by 26, Peru by 15, Uruguay by 55, Yugoslavia by 8 (they were beginning to get good), Brazil by 33, South Korea by 66, Puerto Rico by 20 (they have a national team separate from America's), and the Soviets by 14.

* 1968 in Mexico City, Mexico. This one was complicated by the fact that some of the country's best college players were boycotting the team, in response to America's racial inequities. These included Lew Alcindor (who later renamed himself Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) and his UCLA teammates, and Elvin Hayes of the University of Houston. This U.S. team still had Spencer Haywood, Jo Jo White, Charlie Scott, and Bill Hosket, who became a reserve on the New York Knicks' title team of 1970.

And, they were strong enough to beat Spain by 35, Senegal by 57, the Philippines by 21, Yugoslavia by 15, Panama by 35, Italy by 39, Puerto Rico by 5, Brazil by 12, and Yugoslavia by 15. The Yugoslavs had beaten the Soviets by 1 point in the Semifinal.

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In 1972, in Munich, West Germany, America's best player, Bill Walton, didn't play. Hank Iba, the legendary coach of Oklahoma State, insisted that every player who wanted to be on the team had to try out. Walton, who had just led UCLA to a National Championship as a sophomore, believed he was good enough to not have to try out.

These players did try out, and did make it (listed here in alphabetical order):

* Mike Bantom, of St. Joseph's of Philadelphia, who later helped the Philadelphia 76ers reach the 1982 NBA Finals.

* Jim Brewer, who starred at the University of Illinois, and became a member of the 1982 NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers.

* Tom Burleson, who later helped North Carolina State win the 1974 National Championship, and played 7 seasons in the NBA.

* Kenny Davis, an NAIA All-American at Georgetown -- the one in Kentucky, not the one in D.C.

* Doug Collins, a star at Illinois State, who later helped the 76ers reach 3 NBA Finals, then became a decent coach, and a Hall of Fame broadcaster.

* James Forbes, of Texas-El Paso (UTEP), who never played in either the NBA or the ABA, but went back home to El Paso and became a renowned high school coach.

* Tom Henderson, of the University of Hawaii, later a member of the 1978 NBA Champion Washington Bullets.

* Bobby Jones, who helped North Carolina reach the 1972 NCAA Final Four, reached the 1976 ABA Finals with the Denver Nuggets, and reached 3 NBA Finals with the 76ers, winning in 1983. They retired his Number 24.

* Dwight Jones, of the University of Houston, who later reached the 1983 NBA Finals with the Lakers.

* Kevin Joyce, of Bayside, Queens, the prestigious Archbishop Molloy High School of Queens, and the University of South Carolina, whose coach, Frank McGuire, had previously raided New York City while coaching at North Carolina. He went on to play in the ABA, but not the NBA.

* Tom McMillen, who starred on the ill-fated Maryland team with Len Elmore that kept running into the North Carolina team of Bobby Jones and the N.C. State team of Burleson and David Thompson, and, under the rules of the time, couldn't make the NCAA Tournament because they hadn't won the Atlantic Coast Conference title. He later played 11 seasons in the NBA, and served 6 years as a Democratic Congressman from Maryland (1987-93).

* And Ed Ratleff, of Cal State-Long Beach (a.k.a. Long Beach State), who later played 5 seasons with the Houston Rockets.

Most observers figured, if the '68 U.S. team, without Kareem or the Big E, could win the Gold Medal without much trouble, then this team could do it without Walton. (Or George Gervin, as one of my regular readers pointed out. Gervin was about to begin his junior year at Eastern Michigan University.)

And they did go through the Group Stage as if nothing out of the ordinary was going to happen. They beat Czechoslovakia 66-35. They beat Australia 81-55. They beat Cuba 67-48. Brazil gave them a tough game before falling 61-54. They beat Egypt 96-31. They beat Spain 72-56. And they beat Japan 99-33.

The Soviets were in the other Group, and won all 7 of their games, by an average of 21 points. The Semifinals surprised nobody: The U.S. beat Italy 68-38, and the Soviets beat Cuba 67-61.

All-time in Olympic basketball competition, the U.S. was now 58-0. Only 6 of those 58 games were within 10 points. They were 7-0 in Gold Medal Games. They were 6-0 against the Soviets, including 4-0 in Gold Medal Games.

So, in spite of the cloud that had hung over the Games since the massacre of 11 Israeli representatives by Palestinian terrorists 4 days earlier, there seemed little reason to believe that the Soviets would win as the teams took the floor of the Rudi-Sedlmayer-Halle in Munich, West Germany on September 9, 1972. (The arena was named after the president of the Bavarian State Sport Association. It still stands, is now named the Audi Dome, and is home to the basketball team of Bayern Munich, far better known for its soccer team.)
This was the era when, if the Soviets -- and also the athletes competing for East Germany -- couldn't win honestly, they would cheat. They gave their performers steroids. When testing for steroids came out, many of their performers -- runners, throwers in track's "field" events, swimmers, weightlifters -- started losing. Others simply stopped competing. This was especially noteworthy among female competitors in swimming and track and field.

And the Soviet teams were known for rough play in other events, most notably the water polo competition against Hungary in 1956, held after Soviet tanks crushed a Hungarian rebellion.

In the 1972 basketball Gold Medal Game, the Soviets took an early lead, and held it through the end of the 1st half, 26-21. Early in the 2nd half, Dwight Jones and Mikheil Korkia both went for a loose ball. Korkia punched Jones. Jones punched back. Both players were ejected. This was fine with the Soviets: Jones had been the leading scorer of the tournament, so it was the equivalent of a hockey "goon," who had no talent beyond fighting, causing both himself and the opposing team's best player to be thrown out of the game.

A minute later, one of the Soviets' better players, Alexander Belov, purposely injured Brewer. The officials called a foul, but that was it. Belov was allowed to continue. With 10 minutes to go (like U.S. college basketball, Olympic basketball games are played in 2 20-minute halves, so this was roughly the end of the 3rd quarter), the Soviets had their biggest lead, 10 points.

The U.S. should have "switched to their A game" a lot sooner, but now, they began to press. With 38 seconds left, they closed to within 1 point. With 7 seconds left, Belov attempted a cross-court pass at half-court, and Collins stole the ball. (Boston Celtics announcer Johnny Most couldn't be reached for comment.) He drove toward the basket, and was hammered by Zurab Sakandelidze.

By rights, Sakandelidze should have been assessed a technical foul, Collins should have been awarded 2 unimpeded free throws, and the U.S. should then have gotten the ball back. Instead, this was treated as an ordinary foul. Collins made the 1st, making the score 49-49. But as he made his 2nd attempt, the horn from the scorer's table sounded. Was it an attempt to distract him? If so, it didn't work: He sank it. USA 50, USSR 49. There were 3 seconds left to play.

The Soviets got the ball back, got the ball to halfcourt, and called timeout with 1 second left. But the officials put a full 3 seconds back on the clock. That's 2 seconds the Soviets didn't deserve. They made 2 passes, getting the ball to Belov, but he couldn't get a shot off. The horn sounded, and the U.S. had a 50-49 victory and the Gold Medal.

Except the officials put another 3 seconds on the clock. Iba challenged this, and threatened to take his team off the floor. He was told that if he did that, the game would be forfeited to the Soviets. Iba considered doing it anyway, since, at the time, the U.S. was on good terms with FIBA, the governing body for international basketball, and was confident of a ruling in his favor. But he later said, "I don't want to lose this game later tonight, sitting on my butt." He would win or lose it on the court.

Ivan Edeshko prepared to make the inbounds pass. Referee Artenik Arabadjian -- from Bulgaria, a Warsaw Pact nation dominated by the Soviets, and an ethnic Armenian, therefore with ties to the Soviet Union -- told McMillen to back off a bit, to give Edeshko room. McMillen knew there was no rule requiring him to do so. But he figured, if he didn't, Arabadjian would asses a technical foul.

So Edeshko's inbounds pass got away with no trouble. It became known in the Soviet Union as "The Golden Pass." Except he stepped on the end line. He should have been called for a violation, making it U.S. ball. The infraction was not called. Another cheat.

Belov, Joyce and Forbes all went for his pass as it came down. Belov caught it, Forbes fell to the floor, and Joyce fell out of bounds. Belov had an easy shot. The horn sounded again, and, this time, no more seconds were put on the clock. USSR 51, USA 50.
Left to right: Dwight Jones, James Forbes and Ed Ratleff

There were 2 referees in the game, as prescribed by FIBA rules. Arabadjian signed the official scoring sheet. The other ref, Renato Righetto of Brazil (there are a lot of people of Italian descent in South America), knew it was a screwjob, and refused to sign it.

Naturally, the U.S. protested the result to FIBA. A 5-man jury was to decide. It consisted of 2 men from Warsaw Pact nations, Ferenc Hepp of Hungary and Adam Baglajewski of Poland; Andres Keiser of Cuba, a nation hostile to the U.S.; and Rafael Lopez of Puerto Rico and Claudio Coccia of Italy, both pro-U.S. countries. Hepp announced that the jury had ruled in the Soviets' favor, and refused to say what the count was, only that it was not unanimous.

The medal ceremony was held. The Soviets accepted their Gold Medals. Cuba, which beat Italy 66-65, accepted their Bronze Medals. The U.S. team did not attend the medal ceremony, and did not accept their Silver Medals.

The U.S. appealed again, this time to the executive committee of the International Olympic Committee. The appeal was not heard until February 1973, 5 months later, and the IOC ruled that FIBA's verdict stood.

The IOC announced that, in order to release the Silver Medals to the players, the vote would have to be unanimous. For 20 years, the 12 American players were unanimous in refusing. But in 1992, Ratleff said that, while he still didn't want his, his wife wanted to be able to show the medal to their children. So he was the 1st member of the team to change his vote on accepting the medal. 

To avoid a similar situation, Davis announced that he had put a clause into his will, forbidding his wife, children, or their descendants from accepting his medal after his death. In 2012, when all 12 members were brought together for the 1st time since the Games, on the 40th Anniversary of the robbery, they all said, "No." Ratleff had since gotten divorced, and had changed his vote back, to make it unanimous once again.
The 2012 reunion

The Soviet players all claimed that they won legitimately. Of course, they did. Sergei Belov, Alexander's brother and the team's best player, later elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame, and Edeshko went out of their way to say the Americans should accept that they lost.

Hepp died in 1980, Righetto in 2001, and Arabadjian in 2017. Soviet head coach Vladimir Kondrashin died in 1999. Alexander Belov died of cancer in 1978. Zurab Sakandelidze, Mikheil Korkia and Sergei Kovalenko all died in 2004. Gennadi Volnov in 2008, Aleksandr Boloshev in 2010, Sergei Belov in 2013, Ivan Dovrny in 2015. The other Soviet players are still alive: Ivan Edeshko, Modestas Paulauskas, Alzhan Zharmukhamedov and Anatoli Polivoda.

Hank Iba died in 1993. Dwight Jones died in 2016, making further reunions impossible. He never accepted his Silver Medal. The other 11 players are still alive. None of them have ever accepted theirs. They still sit in a vault at IOC headquarters in Lausanne, Switzerland.

Friday, July 22, 2022

Yankees Fail Their Last Real Regular-Season Test

The Yankees started the 2nd half of the season with that lockout-rescheduled doubleheader against the Houston Astros at Minute Maid Park, and the 2nd game was an even bigger disaster than the 1st game.

Looking at the scoreboard, you might not think it was a disaster. At this point, any loss to the Astros has to be considered a disaster. And this was a self-inflicted one.

Domingo Germán came off the Injured List, allegedly ready to make his 1st start of the season. Instead of saving him for this weekend's series against the considerably easier Baltimore orioles, Aaron Boone -- or, perhaps, Brian Cashman -- chose to throw him to the wolves in Houston. And he had absolutely nothing, going only 3 innings. The Yankees were down 5-0 after 2. A Gleyber Torres home run helped, but, again, the team as a whole simply couldn't hit the Astros.

Aaron Judge had a massive home run onto the railroad tracks above left field in the 9th inning, but the Yankees couldn't get any closer. Astros 7, Yankees 5. WP: Luis Garcia (8-5). SV: Rafael Montero (7). LP: Germán (0-1).

Once again, the Astros are the new Red Sox: They cheat, they mostly get away with it, they're in the Yankees' heads, and they have a stupid CITGO sign above their too-close left field wall. And their fans have become really arrogant, believing that they've earned everything that they've actually stolen.

The only notable differences are a retractable roof, and a stupid Southern accent instead of a stupid New England accent. And while José Altuve has become their diminutive, skinny version of David Ortiz, they don't have a Ted Williams in their history. The closest they come is 1/3rd of Nolan Ryan's career.

Due to the nature of the schedule, this was the Yankees' last regular-season game against the Astros. Therefore, this was their last real test of the regular season, and they failed it. Or, if you prefer, they got all A's up until now, but failed the midterm exam.

Therefore, it doesn't matter what they do in the rest of the regular season: The Texas-sized cloud over them will still be over them as the Playoffs start. And we cannot be confident that they'll do anything in the postseason, unless and until they beat the Astros. As much fun as the 1st half was, the 2nd half is going to be long, and any victory will feel pretty much meaningless.

The questions remain and I don't think we're going to like the answers. It may be that, like the 2000 Mets with the Atlanta Braves, our only hope is that somebody will beat the Astros before we have to play them.

Sunday, June 26, 2022

How to Be a Yankee Fan In Houston -- 2022 Edition

This coming Thursday, the Yankees travel to Houston to start a series with the Astros, who have knocked them out of the postseason in 2015, 2017 and 2019, and have been the only American League team to have really given them trouble so far this season.

So, how are they cheating this time?

The Astros have long been an iconic franchise, despite not having ever won a World Series, or even a World Series game, until 2017. They were 0-7 in postseason series until 2004, took until 2005 (44 seasons) to win their 1st Pennant, and got swept in the World Series by the Chicago White Sox, but finally pulled it all together in the 1st year of the Trump Maladministration.

They are iconic for good reasons, as the team of such legendary players as Rusty Staub, Jimmy Wynn, Cesar Cedeno, J.R. Richard, Nolan Ryan, Mike Scott, Craig Biggio and Jeff Bagwell. And as the hosts of The Bad News Bears In Breaking Training. And as participants in some storied series, including the 1980, 1986 and 2005 National League Championship Series. And as having tied in with Houston's aerospace industry.

And, to their credit, while, upon their debut in 1962, they publicized themselves as the 1st Major League Baseball team in the South, they did not encourage racism, Confederate battle flags, the playing of "Dixie" or "rebel yells."

They are also iconic for bad reasons, as the 1st team to build a dome, as the 1st to install artificial turf, and for their garish 1970s "Rainbow Brite" uniforms. And they did lay the Texas-themed stuff on a bit thick, though, with the cowboy hats and the gun images, due to their original 1962-64 name, the Houston Colt .45's. And, more than any other team -- including the Boston Red Sox, whose actions have not only been worse, but longer-lasting -- they have been "punished" for cheating. 

But they are remembered. Unlike certain other teams, who tend to drop out of the spotlight when they're no longer good, and make you forget that they exist (the other MLB team in Texas comes to mind), the Astros have stayed in the baseball fan's consciousness.

It still seems strange to me to see the Houston Astros in the American League, just as it's strange to see the Milwaukee Brewers in the National League. But, that's the way it is now.

Before You Go. Weather in "The Bayou City" can be bad, which is why the Aatrodome and now the retractable-roof Minute Maid Park were built. Heat and humidity. It could be a little jarring next week. The Houston Chronicle is predicting low 90s for the afternoons, high 70s for the evenings, and rain for all 4 days. The roof will be closed.

Houston is in the Central Time Zone, so you'll be an hour behind New York time. Although Texas was a Confederate State, you won't need to bring your passport or change your money.

Tickets. The Astros averaged 35,351 in 2019, the last pre-COVID season. That still leaves them a bit short of the park's current listed capacity of 42,060 seats. Getting tickets should not be a problem.

In spite of using "Dynamic Pricing," due to it being the Yankees in town, tickets are cheaper than we're used to in New York. Pretty much the only seats available for this series are in the upper deck, at $56.

Getting There. It's 1,629 miles from Times Square in New York to downtown Houston, and 1,637 miles from Yankee Stadium to Minute Maid Park. You're probably thinking that you should be flying.

Flying to Houston George Bush Intercontinental Airport (that's named for the father, not the son) can be done for as little as $478. Considering how far it is, that is rather cheap. Bus 102 will get you from the airport to downtown in an hour and 20 minutes.

Since the Monday after this series is the 4th of July, a lot of Amtrak runs are sold out this weekend. So I'm going to skip the train for this entry. For future reference, the last time I did this, it would have cost you $462 round-trip.

And don't be fooled by the fact that Houston's Union Station and the ballpark are next-door to each other, because Amtrak uses a different station a mile away. So let's just forget Amtrak, and move on.

Greyhound allows you to leave Port Authority Bus Terminal at 10:30 PM Saturday night, and arrive at Houston at 4:10 on Monday, a trip of 42 hours and 40 minutes. It would require changing buses in Atlanta on Sunday night.

It's $820 round-trip, but it can drop to as low as $575 with advanced purchase. You're better off spending a little extra and flying. The Houston Greyhound station is at 2121 Main Street, a mile and a half from the ballpark.

If you actually think it's worth it to drive, get someone to go with you so you'll have someone to talk to and one of you can drive while the other sleeps. You'll be taking Interstate 78 across New Jersey and into Pennsylvania to Harrisburg, where you'll pick up Interstate 81 and take that through the narrow panhandles of Maryland and West Virginia, down the Appalachian spine of Virginia and into Tennessee, where you'll pick up Interstate 40, stay on that briefly until you reach Interstate 75, and take that until you reach Interstate 59, which will take you into Georgia briefly and then across Alabama and Mississippi, and into Louisiana, where you take Interstate 12 west outside New Orleans. Take that until you reach Interstate 10. Once in Texas, Exit 770 will get you to downtown Houston.

If you do it right, you should spend about an hour and a half in New Jersey, 3 hours in Pennsylvania, 15 minutes in Maryland, half an hour in West Virginia, 5 and a half hours in Virginia, 3 hours and 45 minutes in Tennessee, half an hour in Georgia, 4 hours in Alabama, 2 hours and 45 minutes in Mississippi, 4 hours and 30 minutes in Louisiana and 2 hours in Texas. Including rest stops, and accounting for traffic, we're talking about a 40-hour trip.

Even if you're only going for one game, no matter how you got there, get a hotel and spend a night. You'll be exhausted otherwise. Trust me, I know: Trains and buses are not good ways to get sleep.

Once In the City. Houston was founded in 1836 as Allen's Landing, and was renamed for Sam Houston, "the Father of Texas." It would take until December 29, 1845 for Texas to be admitted to the Union as the 28th State. It seceded from the Union on February 23, 1861, and was readmitted on March 30, 1870.

There are 2.2 million people in Houston proper, making it the 4th-largest in America, and 6.3 million in the metropolitan area, making it 5th. But with multiple teams, it's only the 10th-largest market in the NBA, and the 7th-largest in MLB and the NFL.

The weather in Houston is so bad! (How bad is it?) A "bayou" (BYE-yoo) is a body of water, typically found in a flat, low-lying area, and can be either an extremely slow-moving stream or river, often with a poorly-defined shoreline, or a marshy lake or wetland. And Houston is known as the Bayou City.

When people talk about "the bayou," they usually mean Louisiana. But Southeast Texas is also bayou country, and it frequently leaves Houston hot, humid and muggy. It's a breeding ground for mosquitoes. The Astrodome had to be built not just to promote Houston, or to protect people from the heat, but to protect them from the bugs. Sandy Koufax of the Los Angeles Dodgers said, "Some of those mosquitoes are twin-engine jobs."

Fortunately, just as there's an overhead walkway system in Minneapolis, and an "Underground City" in Montreal, in their cases to protect pedestrians from their cities' notoriously cold Winter, there is a "Houston Tunnel System," begun in the 1930s, and inspired by New York itself, by the system under Rockefeller Center. Regardless of how much this may help, remember to stay hydrated.

The sales tax in the State of Texas is 6.25 percent, but in the City of Houston it goes up to 8.25 percent. The city doesn't appear to have a "centerpoint," where the address numbers start at 1, but there is a Main Street, running northeast/southwest. ZIP Codes in the Houston area start with the digits 77. The Area Codes are 713, with 281, 346 and 832 as overlays.
Houston has not 1, not 2, but 3 beltways: Interstate 610, a.k.a. the Inner Loop; Beltway 8, a.k.a. the Sam Houston Tollway; and State Highway 99, a.k.a. the Grand Parkway.

Like most Texas cities now, Houston has a Hispanic plurality, if not yet a majority: 44 percent. It's about 26 percent white, 24 percent black, and 6 percent Asian. It's mostly white on the west side; mostly black on the south, northwest and northeast sides; and mostly Hispanic on the north, east and southeast sides.

Houston, and South Texas, have had some racial disturbances. On August 13, 1906, in Brownsville on the Rio Grande (the border between Texas and Mexico), a white bartender was killed and a Hispanic policeman was wounded by gunshots. The blame fell on a segregated unit of black soldiers at nearby Fort Brown.

Following a U.S. Army Inspector General's report, President Theodore Roosevelt, in his role as Commander-in-Chief, ordered dishonorable discharges for 167 of those soldiers, costing them pensions and the right to serve in federal service jobs. This is a blot on TR's record, and in 1972, President Richard Nixon pardoned them and rewrote their discharges as honorable.

There were 21 deaths in a riot in Houston on August 23, 1917, when members of the all-black 24th United States Infantry Regiment at Camp Logan fought back against the all-white Houston Police Department. After a series of courts-martial that could only have been a kangaroo court, there were 19 executions, and 41 soldiers were sentenced to life imprisonment.

There was a race riot in Beaumont, about 85 miles east of Houston, on June 15, 1943, with 3 deaths. On May 17, 1967, there was a riot on the campus of the historically-black Texas Southern University, leading to the death of a police officer and the arrests of 500 students. But once it was found that the officer had died from "friendly fire," the ricochet of a fellow officer's bullet, all charges against the students were dropped. And there was a race riot in the Moody Park neighborhood of north Houston on May 7, 1978, with no deaths.

There is a light rail system, called METRORail, but you probably won't need it to get from a downtown hotel to the ballpark. One zone is $1.25, and the price rises to $4.50 for 4 zones, so a daypass is a better bargain at $3.00.
Going In. Minute Maid Park is in Downtown Houston. The mailing address is 501 Crawford Street. Parking is $15. METRORail to Convention District. Crawford Street bounds the left field side, Texas Avenue the 3rd base side, Hamilton Street the 1st base side and Congress Street the right field side. The ballpark points due north, but that won't matter, since its only "open" side, left field, has a window that doesn't face any neat-looking skyscrapers.
Unlike the Astrodome, "the Juice Box" has real grass. Also unlike its infamous predecessor, it is definitely a hitter's park. The left-field pole is just 315 feet from home plate, with the Crawford Boxes (named for the street) above. Left-center is 362, deep left-center is 404, center is 436 (the deepest current fence in MLB), right-center is 373, and the right-field pole is 326.
With roof open

Originally named Enron Field when it opened in 2000, the park was nicknamed Ten Run Field -- before Enron became the largest bankruptcy ever to that point, and Coca-Cola bought the naming rights and stuck the Minute Maid brand name, which it owns, on the stadium.

This change in the stadium name, but not in the propensity for offense, led Yankee broadcaster John Sterling, during an Interleague game there, to tell partner Charlie Steiner, "You know, Charlie, I understand that, at Minute Maid Park, the balls are juiced." To which Steiner said, "Ah, that's just pulp fiction."
With roof closed

Left field features a CITGO sign, but that and the 315-foot distance -- and the cheating -- are the only things that will remind anyone of Fenway Park in Boston. While a rail line does go past Fenway, the Red Sox don't incorporate that into the park. Here, they do, with an old-style steam locomotive chugging past for each Astro home run. It pulls a boxcar loaded with oranges, presumably for Minute Maid production.
The train, with the pre-2017 championship banners

The ballpark's longest home run is a 469-foot drive by Jake Marsinick on June 18, 2017. There's some dispute as to who hit the longest home run at the Astrodome, but it's usually credited to a 500-footer hit by Jimmy Wynn on April 12, 1970.

The home plate is the one used at the Astrodome, so the Astros have been using the same one since 1965. Center field features Tal's Hill, an incline in the mode of Cincinnati's old Crosley Field. It's named for Tal Smith, longtime Astro executive. And, like the pre-renovation old Yankee Stadium and Tiger Stadium in Detroit, the flagpole is on the field and in play. Above the Hill is the Phillips 66 Home Run Pump, a mockup of an old-style gasoline pump that displays how many Astro home runs have been hit there since the 2000 opening.

The foul poles have Chick-fil-A cows on them, reading "EAT MOR FOWL," as opposed to the chain's usual "EAT MOR CHIKN." When an Astro hits one of these "fowl poles" on the fly, every fan in attendance gets a coupon for a free chicken sandwich. Hunter Pence, now with the San Francisco Giants, was the first to hit the left-field pole, and former Met Kazuo Matsui was the first to hit the right-field pole.

The Houston College Classic is a baseball tournament that includes hometown schools the University of Houston and Rice University, and other schools, usually Texas schools. The ballpark has also hosted soccer, boxing and concerts.

Food. Being a "Wild West" city, you might expect Houston to have Western-themed stands with "real American food" at its ballpark. Being a Southern State, you might also expect to have barbecue. And you would be right on both counts. They have Tex-Mex food at Goya Latin Cafe and La Cantina at Section 119, El Real Fajita at 131, Kickin' Nachos at 114 and 427, Maverick Smokehouse at 124 and 410, Taqueria and Grille at 216, and Rosa's Cantina at 411 (almost certainly named for the place in the Marty Robbins song "El Paso," even if that is on the other side of the State).

They work the train theme with All Aboard at 109, Union Station at 113, Dining Car Grill at 125, Whistle Stop Libations at 218 and Chew Chew Express at 416.

There's also stands with baseball-themed names: Baseball Bar at 207 and Little Biggs Slider Cart at 111. Chinese food is at Larry's Big Bamboo at 118 and Little Bamboo at 422, and there are 5 Papa John's Pizza stands. And there are several Blue Bell Ice Cream stands.

According to a recent Thrillist article, the best thing to eat at Minute Maid Park is the brisket at Texas Smoke, at 125 and 406. The company's owner, celebrity chef Bryan Caswell, is an Astros fan.

Team History Displays. The Astros, like the Mets, celebrated their 50th Anniversary season in 2012, so they now have plenty of history. However, also like the Mets, it's a very hit-and-miss history.

Stanchions representing their titles are on a light tower above the left field wall, next to the train: Their 2017 World Series win; their 2005 and 2019 Pennants; their NL Western Division titles of 1980 and '86; their NL Central Division titles of 1997, '98, '99 and 2001; and their 2018  and '21 AL Western Division titles.
The 2017 banner tends to stand out.
And not just because it was obtained by cheating.
Yes, I said it again.

The club's retired numbers crown the scoreboard in right field. Officially, there are 9 of them: 32, 1960s pitcher Jim Umbricht, who died of cancer while still a young player; 40, 1970s pitcher Don Wilson, who also died while still active; 24, 1960s-70s outfielder Jimmy Wynn; 25, 1970s outfielder Jose Cruz; 49, 1970s pitcher, 1990s manager, and on-again-off-again broadcaster Larry Dierker; 34, 1980s pitcher Nolan Ryan, a Houston-area native; 33, 1980s pitcher Mike Scott; and the 2 men who got the Astros through their 1990s and 2000s postseason berths, 5, 1st baseman Jeff Bagwell, and 7, 2nd baseman Craig Biggio.
The universally-retired 42 for Jackie Robinson, who was already elected to the Hall of Fame before the Astros ever played a game, is also on that wall. This is somewhat appropriate, seeing as how the Astros were the 1st MLB team to play in a former Confederate State, and putting his number with the Astros' retired numbers is an effective acknowledgment that the arrival of Robinson and other nonwhite players was a good thing.

Not on that wall, and not officially retired, but neither has it been reissued, is the 57 of 1990s pitcher Darryl Kile, who died while with the St. Louis Cardinals in 2002.

Statues of Bagwell and Biggio are located in the exterior of the ballpark, in a space known as The Plaza at Minute Maid Park. The Plaza also displays pennants for all Astros division and league championships, as well as several plaques to commemorate notable Astros and their achievements.
Biggio and Bagwell were the 1st players elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame with Astro caps on their plaques. Also having played for the Astros and in the Hall are Nellie Fox, Robin Roberts, Eddie Mathews, Joe Morgan, Nolan Ryan, Don Sutton, Randy Johnson and Ivan Rodriguez. To this list can be added Leo Durocher, who ended his long in-uniform baseball career as the Astros' manager in 1972 and '73; and broadcasters Gene Elston and Milo Hamilton.

Of those, only Biggio, Bagwell, Morgan and Ryan were Astros more than just briefly, although Mathews hit his 500th career home run with him. Ryan was with the Astros when he pitched his 5th no-hitter, surpassed Walter Johnson's 3,508 strikeouts to become the all-time leader, and became the 1st pitcher to strike 4,000 batters out. As the 1969 Astros sang, to the tune of a Tom Lehrer song and as quoted by pitcher Jim Bouton in his book Ball Four, "It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be an Astro."

The Astros established a team Hall of Fame in 2019. Included are:

* From the 1960s: Morgan, Wynn, Umbricht, Wilson, Dierker, Elston, founding owner Roy Hofheinz, 3rd baseman Bob Aspromonte (a Brooklyn native whose 1971 tenure with the Mets made him the last active former Brooklyn Dodger), and executive Tal Smith.

* From the 1970s: Wynn, Wilson, Dierker, Elston, Hofheinz, Smith, Cruz, pitcher J.R. Richard (whose 1980 stroke cut short a likely Hall of Fame career and may have cost the Astros at least 1 title), pitcher Joe Niekro, center fielder César Cedeño, and 1st baseman Bob Watson.

* From the 1980 Division Champions: Dierker as a broadcaster, Elston, Smith, Cruz, Niekro, Cedeño, Ryan, and outfielder Terry Puhl.

* From the 1986 Division Champions: Dierker as a broadcaster, Elston, Smith, Cruz, Ryan, Scott, Puhl and Hamilton.

* From the 1997, '98, '99 and 2001 Division Champions: Dierker as manager, Smith, Hamilton, Bagwell, Biggio, 1st baseman Lance Berkman; and pitchers Shane Reynolds, Roy Oswalt and Billy Wagner.

* From the 2005 Pennant winners: Smith, Hamilton, Bagwell, Biggio, Berkman and Oswalt. No members of their 2015-present title area have yet been elected.

Bagwell, Biggio, Morgan (a Texas native), Mathews (a Texarkana native), Berkman (a New Braunfels native who attended Houston's Rice University), Ryan (an Alvin native), Roberts and Dierker have been elected to the Texas Sports Hall of Fame, which is located in Waco. So have 2004-06 Astros Roger Clemens, born in Ohio but grew up in the Houston suburbs with Ryan as his hero; and Andy Pettitte, born in Louisiana but grew up in the Houston suburbs with Clemens as his hero. So have 1960s infielder Pete Runnels (a Lufkin native) and 1960s scout Lee Ballanfant (a Waco native).

Ryan and Clemens with Ryan as his hero, were named to the Major League Baseball All-Century Team in 1999, although Clemens hadn't yet thrown a pitch for the Astros. That same year, they and Morgan were named to The Sporting News' 100 Greatest Baseball Players. In 2006, Astro fans chose Ryan for the DHL Hometown Heroes poll. In 2022, ESPN named its 100 Greatest Baseball Players. Among players who played significant time for the Astros, Clemens was ranked 17th, Morgan 37th, Ryan 42nd, and Justin Verlander 72nd. Neither Biggio nor Bagwell made that list.

The Astros started playing the Rangers in the regular season when Interleague Play began in 1997, and have played each other within the American League since 2013. Since 2001, the winner of the season's Lone Star Series has received the Silver Boot. The Rangers lead the all-time series, 125-111, and the seasons are evenly divided at 9-9, with 4 splits. But the Astros were the 1st of the 2 to win a Pennant, and the 1st to win a World Series. (The Astros' cheating worked; the Rangers' cheating, mostly steroids, not as well.)


Stuff. Minute Maid Park has a Team Store in the left field corner of the ballpark, selling standard team-store gear. This being Texas, cowboy-style hats with the team logo are available.

A 50th Anniversary (1962-2012) team video is available, and so is a CD of longtime Astro broadcaster Milo Hamilton (who is probably best known not for any of his Astros' calls but for calling Hank Aaron's 715th home run while with the Braves). And Major League Baseball Projections has released a commemorative DVD series about the 2017 World Championship.

As for books about the team, as you might have guessed, the World Series win, following a nasty hurricane, led to a commemorative book: Joe Holley has written Hurricane Season: The Unforgettable Story of the 2017 Houston Astros and the Resilience of a City. Sara Gilbert (not the Roseanne actress) has published a 50th Anniversary retrospective, with the not-very-imaginative title of The Story of the Houston Astros. Jose De Jesus Ortiz and former Astro catcher Brad Ausmus commemorated the 2005 Pennant season with Houston Astros: Armed and Dangerous.

During the Game. A recent Thrillist article on "Baseball's Most Intolerable Fans" ranked Astro fans 27th -- that is, the 4th most tolerable. Having played 56 seasons before winning a single World Series game has dampened the traditional Texas arrogance: As the article puts it:

Despite being Texans, and thus genetically predisposed to boasting and scorning other people's brisket, the fanbase that supports the Astros evokes many of the same feelings as the -- gasp -- Brewers fans: long suffering, and non-threatening to opposing fans.

Winning it all has changed them. Like Red Sox fans, they either honestly believe their team didn't cheat, or that it was justified to counter their opponents' cheating.

If you were wearing Dallas Cowboy gear to a Houston Texans game, or Texas Longhorns gear to a Texas A&M Aggies game (or vice versa), you might be in trouble. But Astro fans aren't especially hostile to New Yorkers, so safety shouldn't be an issue. (Nor would it be if you were wearing Dallas Mavericks or San Antonio Spurs gear to a Houston Rockets game.)

None of these Astros-Yankees games will feature a promotion. This season, the Astros are wearing a 60th Anniversary patch on their uniforms.
Jim Sikorski of the Houston Grand Opera has been the Astros' National Anthem singer since 1980 -- and has been openly gay almost the whole time, a rare thing in both Texas and baseball. Astro fans do not seem to have a problem with this.
Jim Sikorski

Their mascot is Orbit, a "little green man" alien, tying in with the Astrodome's space-age theme. When the new park opened, he was replaced with Junction Jack, a jackrabbit dressed in an old-time railroad engineer's uniform, tying in with the train theme. But fans wanted Orbit back, and in 2013, he returned and Jack was dumped.
Orbit is not touching Adrian Beltre.

During the 7th inning stretch, after playing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," the Astros play that classic Texan song "Deep in the Heart of Texas." Their postgame victory song is "My Texas," by the Josh Abbot Band (featuring Pat Green).

After the Game. Houston is a comparatively low-crime city, and as long as you behave yourself, they'll probably behave themselves, win or lose.

Post-COVID, there appears to be no go-to bar for New Yorkers living in the Houston Area. Biggio's, a restaurant owned by the Astro legend, is at 1777 Walker Street, 3 blocks south of the ballpark. To the north, a block down Hamilton, at Franklin Street, is a place with a much better name: Joystix. Sadly (if you're looking to have drinks and fun after the game), this is a place that sells old pinball machines and video games, not a 1980s nostalgia place (which would tie in with the Astros' most successful period until 1997), not a combination 1980s-style mall (or beach boardwalk) arcade and modern bar. It's probably just as well: Can you imagine the combination of Pac-Man and beer (or worse, Missile Command and whiskey)?

If your visit to Houston is during the European soccer season, and you want to watch your favorite club play, the best place to do so is The Richmond Arms, 5920 Richmond Drive, 8 miles west of downtown. Bus 20 to Sage Road & San Felipe Road, then transfer to Bus 32 to Fountainview Drive at Richmond Drive.

Sidelights. On November 30, 2018, Thrillist published a list of "America's 25 Most Fun Cities," and Houston came in 18th. Houston's sports history isn't all wrapped up in the Astrodome. There are other sites worth visiting.

In 1965, the Astrodome opened, and was nicknamed "The Eighth Wonder of the World." It sure didn't seem like an exaggeration at the time: The first roofed sports stadium in the world. (Supposedly, the Romans built stadia with canvas roofs, but that's hardly the same thing.)
The 1st game at the Astrodome was an exhibition game on April 9, 1965, between the Astros and the Yankees, who were about to begin their collapse from their Dynasty, although that wasn't clear yet. President Lyndon B. Johnson and First Lady Claudia "Lady Bird" Johnson, both Texans, were on hand, but it was Governor John Connally who threw out the first ball. Mickey Mantle hit the stadium's 1st home run, but the Astros won 2-1 in 10 innings. The Yankees would not play in Houston again until Interleague play, in 2003.

Three days later, on April 12, 1965, the 1st regular-season game was played, and the Astros lost 2-0 to the Philadelphia Phillies, thanks to a home run by Dick Allen (the 1st home run there that counted) and a shutout by Chris Short.
In the beginning, with skylights, real grass,
and the center field scoreboard, huge for its time.

Fielders lost the ball in the Sun due to the roof's skylights. So they were painted over. Then the grass died. So they contacts Monsanto, which had been experimenting with artificial grass. They called it ChemGrass. The Astros called it AstroTurf, installed in on March 19, 1966, and a legend was born.

Once, the Astrodome was flashy enough to be the site of movies like The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training and Murder at the World Series. Both were released in 1977. In the latter, the Astros, who had never yet gotten close to a Pennant, played the Series against the Oakland Athletics, who had just gotten fire-sold by owner Charlie Finley.
In the 1980s, with the famed scoreboard
removed for seating expansion

The Astros played there until 1999, and then moved into Enron Field/Minute Maid Park for the 2000 season. The AFL/NFL's Oilers played at the Astrodome from 1968 (thus becoming the 1st pro football team to play on artificial turf), to 1996, when they moved to Tennessee to become the Titans.
The Astrodome also hosted the legendary 1968 college basketball game between Number 1 UCLA (with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, then still Lew Alcindor) and Number 2 University of Houston (whose Elvin Hayes led them to victory, before falling to UCLA in that year's Final Four), the 1971 Final Four (UCLA beating Villanova in the Final), and the cheese-tastic 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs, the "Battle of the Sexes."

The Astrodome hosted 3 fights for the Heavyweight Champion of the World, with the defending Champion winning all 3 by knockout: Muhammad Ali over Cleveland Williams on November 14, 1966; Ali over Ernie Terrell on February 6, 1967; and Larry Holmes over Randall "Tex" Cobb on November 26, 1982.

In 1971, Evel Knievel sold the place out on back-to-back nights, jumping his motorcycle over 13 cars both times. He talked about jumping over the Dome itself, but that was one idiotic idea that was never attempted.

The Dome's 1st concert was on December 17, 1965. The Supremes sang. As the opening act. For Judy Garland, who got paid $43,000 for one show -- about $400,000 in today's money. She sang 13 songs in 40 minutes, concluding with, of course, "Over the Rainbow." This was before the Astros adopted the Rainbow Brite uniforms.

Elvis Presley sang there on February 27, 28 and March 1, 1970 and on March 3, 1974. It hosted Selena's last big concert before her murder in 1995, and when Jennifer Lopez starred in the film Selena, it was used for the re-creation of that concert.

In 2004, the same year NRG (then Reliant) Stadium hosted the Super Bowl (which was won by... Janet Jackson, I think), the Astrodome was used to film a high school football playoff for the film version of Friday Night Lights, and the old Astros 1980 and 1986 division title banners can be clearly seen.

In 2002, the new NFL team, the Houston Texans, began play next-door to the Astrodome, at NRG Stadium, which, like Minute Maid Park, has a retractable roof. Suddenly, the mostly-vacant Astrodome seemed, as one writer put it, like a relic of a future that never came to be. (This same writer said the same thing of Shea Stadium and, across Roosevelt Avenue, the surviving structures of the 1964 World's Fair.)

Today, though, the Astrodome seems, like the Republican Party that held a ridiculously bigoted Convention there in 1992, stuck in the past, and not just because they renominated failed President George H.W. Bush. The former Eighth Wonder of the World is now nicknamed the Lonely Landmark, and while it served as a shelter for people displaced from New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina in 2005, since 2008, when it was hit with numerous code violations, only maintenance workers and security guards have been allowed to enter.

In 2019, the Harris County Commissioners, the Dome's overseers, approved the Astrodome Revitalization Project, which would have raised the stadium's floor to use the space underneath as a huge parking garage; and, later in the year, scrapped the plan. There is now no plan for what to do with the Astrodome.
The former Eighth Wonder of the World, dwarfed by its replacement

NRG Stadium hosted the Final Four in 2011 (Connecticut beating Butler in the Final), and in 2016 (Villanova beating North Carolina). In 2005, when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans and rendered the Superdome unusable for that season, it hosted the Bayou Classic, the annual Thanksgiving Saturday football game and battle of the bands between Louisiana's Grambling State and Southern University.

NRG Stadium hosted the Final Four in 2011 (Connecticut beating Butler in the Final), and earlier this year (Villanova beating North Carolina). It hosted Super Bowl LI in 2017, with (take your pick: The Atlanta Falcons choking, or the New England Patriots cheating). It hosted 4 games each in the CONCACAF Gold Cups of 2005 and 2007, and 2 games each in that tournament in 2009, 2011, 2019 and 2021.

It will host the 2023 NCAA Final Four and the 2023-24 College Football National Championship Game, and it has been approved by FIFA to be one of the host venues for the 2026 World Cup.

It was built roughly on the site of Colt Stadium, which was the baseball team's home in their 1st 3 seasons, 1962, '63 and '64, when they were known as the Houston Colt .45's (spelled with the apostrophe), before moving into the dome and changing the name of the team. The climate-controlled stadium was necessary because of not just the heat and the humidity, but because of the mosquitoes.
Later, seeing the artificial turf that was laid in the Astrodome for 1966 after the grass died in the first season, due to the skylights in the dome having to be painted due to the players losing the ball in the sun, Koufax, he of the mosquito quip, said, "I was one of those guys who pitched without a cup. I wouldn't do it on this stuff." And Dick Allen of the Philadelphia Phillies, looking at the first artificial field in baseball history, said, "If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it."

The Astrodome hosted a 1988 match between the national soccer teams of the U.S. and Ecuador, which Ecuador won. NRG Stadium has hosted 3 such matches, a 2008 draw with Mexico, a 2011 win over Panama, and a 2016 loss to Argentina in the Copa America. The Mexico team has made it a home-away-from-home, playing several matches there.

The NRG complex, including the Astrodome, is at 8400 Kirby Drive at NRG Parkway. METRORail to Stadium Park/Astrodome station.

The NBA's Houston Rockets played at the Summit, later known as the Compaq Center, from 1975 to 2003. Elvis sang at The Summit on August 28, 1976. It's been converted into the Lakewood Church Central Campus, a megachurch presided over by Dr. Joel Osteen. 3700 Southwest Freeway at Timmons Lane. Number 25 bus.

The Houston Aeros, with Gordie Howe and his sons Mark and Marty, won the World Hockey Association championships of 1974 and 1975, while playing at the Sam Houston Coliseum, before moving into the Summit in 1975 and folding in 1978. Elvis sang there on October 13, 1956, and the Beatles played there on August 19, 1965. It was built in 1937 and demolished in 1998.

It replaced Sam Houston Hall, where the 1928 Democratic Convention nominated Governor Alfred E. Smith of New York, who thus became the 1st Catholic nominated for President by a major party. The Hobby Center for the Performing Arts is now on the site. 801 Bagby Street, at Rusk Street, downtown. METRORail to Theater District station.

The nearest NHL team to Houston is the Dallas Stars, 242 miles away. If Houston had an NHL team, its metropolitan area would rank 10th in population in the NHL.

The Houston Oilers played at Jeppesen Stadium from 1960 to 1964. They won the 1960 AFL Championship Game there, won the 1961 title game on the road, and lost the 1962 title game there -- and, as the Oilers and the Tennessee Titans, haven't gone as far as the rules allowed them to since 1961.

Built in 1942, it became Robertson Stadium, and was the former home of the University of Houston football team and the former home of MLS' Houston Dynamo. The new UH football facility, TDECU Stadium, has been built at the site. 3874 Holman Street at Cullen Blvd. METRORail to Robertson Stadium/UH/TSU station.

The Dynamo have moved to PNC Stadium (formerly BBVA Compass Stadium), at 2200 Texas Avenue at Dowling Street. The NWSL's Houston Dash have played there since their 2014 inception. Within walking distance of downtown. It is also the home field of the football team at Texas Southern University, which won the National Championship of black college football in 1952 and 2010. On January 29, 2013, it hosted its 1st U.S. national team match, a 0-0 draw with Canada.

The USMNT played there again on March 26, 2019, a 1-1 draw with Chile. The U.S. women's team beat Mexico 6-2 there on April 8, 2018. The USMNT played there again on March 26, 2019, a 1-1 draw in a friendly with Chile. It hosted 6 games of the 2021 CONCACAF Gold Cup.

The Oilers played the 1965, '66 and '67 seasons at Rice Stadium, home of Rice University. Although built in 1950 and probably already obsolete, it seated a lot more people than did the Astrodome, and so Super Bowl VIII was played there instead of the Astrodome in January 1974, and the Miami Dolphins won it -- and haven't won a Super Bowl since. It has been significantly renovated, and Rice still uses it. University Blvd. at Greenbriar Street, although the mailing address is 6100 S. Main Street. Number 700 bus.

Before there were the Astros, or even the Colt .45's, there were the Houston Buffaloes. The Buffs played at Buffalo Stadium, a.k.a. Buff Stadium, for most of their history, from 1928 to 1961, when the Colt .45's made them obsolete.
They were a farm team of the St. Louis Cardinals, and as a result, in its last years Buff Stadium was renamed Busch Stadium. The Cardinal teams of the 1930s that would be known as the "Gashouse Gang" first came together in Houston, with Dizzy and Daffy Dean, Joe Medwick, Pepper Martin and Enos Slaughter. Later Buff stars included Cleveland Indians 3rd baseman Al Rosen, Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Wilmer "Vinegar Bend" Mizell, Negro League legend Willard Brown, Cardinal MVP Ken Boyer, and Phillies shortstop Ruben Amaro Sr. (father of later GM Ruben Amaro Jr.).

Wanting to lure in more customers, but also to beat the infamous Houston heat, lights were installed in 1930, 5 years before any major league park had them. The Buffs won 8 Texas League Pennants: 1928, 1931, 1940, 1947, 1951, 1954, 1956 and 1957. A martial arts school is on the site now. 1600 Cullen Blvd., at Leeland Street, about 2 1/2 miles southeast of downtown. Number 20 bus.

There's another notable sports site in Houston: The U.S. Military Entry Processing Station, in the Customs House, where Muhammad Ali, then living and training in Houston, had to report to fulfill his draft obligation. He did report there, on April 28, 1967, and refused to be drafted. (To be fair, they did call his birth name, Cassius Clay, not his legal name, Muhammad Ali.) Ali was convicted of draft evasion and stripped of the Heavyweight Title. He stayed out of prison on appeal, and the case went all the way to the Supreme Court, which overturned the conviction.

The Customs House is still standing, and still used in part by the U.S. Department of Defense. 701 San Jacinto Street. Central Station on METRORail.

In addition to the preceding, Elvis sang at Hofheinz Pavilion on November 12, 1971; and June 4 and 5, 1975. He also sang at the City Auditorium on October 8, 1955 and April 21, 1956. It's better known as the venue where R&B singer Johnny Ace mistakenly shot himself before a show on Christmas Day, December 25, 1954. The Jones Hall for the Performing Arts replaced it in 1966. 615 Louisiana Street at Capitol Street, downtown.

Also, early in his career, Elvis sang in Houston at the Paladium Club (8100 S. Main Street, near the Astrocomplex) on November 26, 27 and 28, 1954; Cook's Hoedown (603 Capitol Street, around the corner from Jones Hall) on November 27 and December 28, 1954, and April 24 and August 7, 1955; Magnolia Gardens (12044 Riverside Street, no public transit) on April 24, May 22, June 19 and August 7, 1955; and Eagles Hall at 2204 Louisiana Street on January 1 and March 19, 1955 (2204 Louisiana Street, downtown). All of these have since been demolished.

Elvis sang near the University of Texas campus in Austin, 160 miles to the northwest, at Dessau Hall on March 17, 1955, the Sportscenter on August 25, 1955, the Skyline Club on January 18, 1956, and the Municipal Auditorium on March 28, 1977. And he sang near the Texas A&M campus, 100 miles to the northwest, at the Rodeo Grounds in Bryan on August 23, 1955 and the G. Rolle White Coliseum in College Station on October 3, 1955;

Elvis also sang in South Texas at the City Auditorium in Beaumont, 85 miles to the northeast, on June 20 and 21, 1955 and January 17, 1956; at the football stadium at Conroe High School, 40 miles to the north, on August 24, 1955; in Corpus Christi, 200 miles to the southwest, at the Hoedown Club on July 3, 1955 and the Memorial Coliseum on April 16, 1956; in Galveston, 50 miles to the southeast, at the City Auditorium on January 16, 1956; at the baseball field in Gonzales, 130 miles to the west, on August 26, 1955; at Woodrow Wilson High School in Port Arthur, 90 miles to the east on November 25, 1955; and at Southwest Texas State University (LBJ's alma mater, now "Texas State"), 165 miles to the west, on October 6, 1955.

There are other places that might be considered "South Texas" where he sang, I include them with "West Texas" when I do this for the San Antonio Spurs.

The tallest building in Houston, and in all of Texas, is the JPMorgan Chase Tower, formerly the Texas Commerce Tower. It was built in 1982 at 600 Travis Street at Texas Avenue, downtown, and stands 1,002 feet tall, rising 75 stories above the concrete over the bayou. It is the tallest 5-sided building in the world.

Houston's version of New York's American Museum of Natural History is the Houston Museum of Natural Science, in Hermann Park, at Main Street and Hermann Park Drive. The Houston Museum of Fine Arts is at 1001 Bissonnet Street, just 5 blocks away. Both can be reached by METRORail via the Museum District station.

Of course, the name "Houston" is most connected with two things: Its namesake, the legendary Senator, Governor and war hero Sam Houston, and the Johnson Space Center, the NASA control center named after President Lyndon B. Johnson, who, as Senate Majority Leader, wrote the bill creating NASA and the Space Center, because he thought it would bring a lot of jobs and money to Houston (and he was right).

Most historic sites relating to Sam, however, are not in the city that bears his name. As for reaching the Johnson Space Center, it's at 2101 NASA Parkway and Saturn Lane. The Number 249 bus goes there, so if you don't have a car, Houston, you won't have a problem.

George H.W. Bush and his wife Barbara Bush lived in Houston after his Presidency. Both died in 2018, and were buried at the George Bush Presidential Library, at Texas A&M University, 100 miles away in College Station. As a former baseball player, Bush is the only President so far who had his Library designed by HOK, designer of several sports facilities including our own MetLife Stadium.

The Alley Theatre, downtown at 615 Texas Avenue, opened in 1968, and in 1976 hosted the Vice Presidential debate between Senators Walter Mondale and Bob Dole. This is where Dole named World War I, World War II, and the Korean and Vietnam Wars as "all Democrat wars" -- forgetting that the Republicans wanted America to get into all but World War II, and didn't want that one because they liked the Nazis' anti-union status; and that it was actually the Republicans who got us into Vietnam.

There have been a few TV shows set in Houston, but the only one that lasted was Reba, starring country singer Reba McIntire. But it was filmed in Los Angeles, so if you're a fan, you won't find the house in Houston.

Congressman Matthew Santos, a Houston native played by Jimmy Smits, was inaugurated as President on the last episode of The West Wing. Of interest to me was Outlaws, in which a sheriff tried to capture his former gang, but all 5 of them were transported from 1899 to 1986. Realizing they needed each other, they teamed up, and, with the gold that was transported with them, they bought what they needed and formed a private detective agency. It lasted just 1 season.

Films set in Houston, in addition to the sports-themed ones, include Brewster McCloud (which also used the Astrodome), Logan's Run (which used the Houston Hyatt Regency for some scenes),
Telefon (set there but filmed in California), Terms of Endearment, Reality Bites, and, perhaps most iconically, Urban Cowboy.

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Houston can be hot, but it's a good sports town, and, best of all, it's not Dallas. So there can be a good old time in the hot town tonight.