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Monday, March 6, 2023

March 6, 1983: The USFL Begins Play

March 6, 1983, 40 years ago: The United States Football League plays its first games.

You don't remember the USFL? Even if you're over 40, that's not surprising. Its detractors called it the USeless Football League and the Undeniably Sorry Football League.

It could have succeeded. Indeed, the timing seemed to be right: The NFL was coming off a season in which there had been a strike, canceling almost half the season. Fans should have been willing to take something new: A professional football league playing in the Spring, when there was no pro football to watch.

But the timing wasn't right, at least according to the calendar. The 1st season started on March 6, when the NBA and NHL seasons were coming down the home stretch. The Championship Game was held on July 17, just as baseball's 2nd half was getting underway.

Had the league started in early May, by which point all but a few teams would have been eliminated from the NBA Playoffs and the Stanley Cup Playoffs, and the Championship Game on August 28, the last Sunday before the NFL season started, then, for most of the season, they would have only had baseball to contend with, as the North American Soccer League was already fading into irrelevance.

Here were the original 12 teams, in alphabetical order, and what else they had to compete with nearby at the time:

* Arizona Wranglers. No NFL, MLB or NHL at the time, just the NBA's Phoenix Suns. Played at Sun Devil Stadium, which was (and is) owned by Arizona State University, so even if there had been an NFL team playing there at the time, it couldn't have kept the Wranglers out. This was a good market for the USFL.

* Birmingham Stallions. Nothing: No MLB, no NBA, no NHL, and while the State of Alabama considers college and high school football to be a religion, there is no NFL team there. (This is also the case for several other Southern States, and for basketball in Kentucky. It is also why the Pacers have never been more popular than IU and Purdue in Indiana, and why no pro basketball team has succeeded in North Carolina.) Played at Legion Field. This was a good market for the USFL.

* Boston Breakers. Everything: The Celtics and Bruins, both perennial postseason teams at that point, and the Red Sox in April. Played at Nickerson Field, the 21,000-seat stadium of Boston University, where the Patriots played in their first few AFL seasons. The Patriots wouldn't let them play at what was then named Sullivan Stadium (formerly Schaefer Stadium, later Foxboro Stadium), and Boston College wouldn't let them use their Alumni Stadium, which was also larger than Nickerson. This franchise should never have been placed in Boston, even though the Patriots were a joke franchise at the time.

* Chicago Blitz. Everything: The Bulls and Blackhawks, both perennial postseason teams at the point, and the Cubs and White Sox in April. Played at Soldier Field, which was (and is) city-owned, so the Bears couldn't keep them out. Too many distractions for the fan dollar, but Chicago was the 3rd-biggest market and a football-mad one, so they had to have a Chicago team.

* Denver Gold. There was then no MLB or NHL team, but the NBA's Nuggets were a perennial postseason team. Played at Mile High Stadium, which was city-owned, so the Broncos couldn't keep them out. Still, the Broncos were a good team at the time, and the "Broncomania" that began with their 1st good season in 1973, and was seriously hyped up during their run to the Super Bowl in the 1977 season, had hardly abated. So this was a bad market for the USFL.

* Los Angeles Express. Everything: The Lakers and Kings, both perennial postseason teams at that point, and the Dodgers and the team then known as the California Angels in April. Played at the Los Angeles Coliseum, which was (and is) city-owned, so the Raiders, then using it as their home field, couldn't keep them out. Plus the Rams were still in the area, playing at Anaheim Stadium. But L.A. was the 2nd-biggest market, so they had to have an L.A. team.

* Michigan Panthers. Everything: The Pistons and Red Wings weren't very good at this point, but had solid fan bases that would not abandon them; and the Tigers in April. Played at the Silverdome, which was owned by its municipality, the Detroit suburb of Pontiac, so the Lions couldn't keep them out. The Lions were a good team at this point, and playing football in nice weather got canceled out by the dome, so as much as the State of Michigan loves its football, putting a franchise there was a bad idea.

* New Jersey Generals. Everything: The Knicks, Rangers and Islanders, all perennial postseason teams at that point, plus the Nets, who were (unusual for them) in the middle of back-to-back Playoff seasons; the Devils, finishing their terrible 1st season; and the Yankees and Mets in April. Played at Giants Stadium in the Meadowlands, which was State-owned, so the Giants couldn't keep them out. But New York was the biggest market, so they had to have a "New York" team, yet they took advantage of the ill feelings of New Jerseyans (including myself) who were mad at the Giants for moving to the State but not changing their names. More on this in a moment.

* Oakland Invaders. No NHL team then. The NBA's Golden State Warriors were pretty weak: New York sportscaster Spencer Christian called them "the Golden Stink Warriors." Neither the San Francisco Giants nor the Oakland A's were any good at the time. The 49ers across San Francisco Bay had just had a letdown season after winning the Super Bowl the season before, and no one foresaw the Niners becoming the NFL's dominant team over the next decade. And the Raiders had split down the Coast a year earlier, leaving the Oakland Coliseum, then as now owned by Alameda County (so the Raiders couldn't have kept them out anyway), available for football all year long. And they would pick up all the Raider fans still angry about the team abandoning the East Bay. So the nation's 4th-largest market was a good one for the USFL experiment.

* Philadelphia Stars. Everything: The 76ers and Flyers, both perennial postseason teams at that point, and the Phillies in April. Played at Veterans Stadium, which was city-owned, so the Eagles couldn't keep them out. But Philly was in a rare period where all its teams had recently been good, so while the Eagles had collapsed the preceding fall, the timing was still bad for a Spring football team based in Philadelphia. But Philly was a market both big and football-mad, and so the team was put there.

* Tampa Bay Bandits. Nothing: No MLB, no NBA, no NHL, and the NFL wasn't starting again until September. Played at Tampa Stadium, "the Big Sombrero," which was city-owned, so the Buccaneers couldn't keep them out. And the Bucs stunk then, so this was a good market for the USFL.

* Washington Federals. No MLB team at that point, but the NBA's Bullets (now Wizards) and the NHL's Capitals; neither was then good, but both were there. Played at Robert F. Kennedy Stadium, which was owned by the federal government, so the Redskins couldn't keep them out. But while putting a team in the Nation's Capital seemed like a must, putting a team in the same town as the Redskins -- who were not only a wildly popular institution in the town but had just won the Super Bowl a few weeks before -- was financial suicide.

A league needs big names. At first, the biggest names were the coaches. New Jersey was coached by Chuck Fairbanks, who had led the University of Oklahoma to 3 Big Eight titles and the Patriots to their first AFC East title. Jim Stanley had led Oklahoma State to a Big Eight title, and was appointed to coach the Michigan franchise. Chicago was coached by George Allen, who had led the Redskins to the 1972 NFC title.

Oakland was coached by John Ralston, who had won 2 conference titles each at Utah State and Stanford, and had guided the Broncos to NFL respectability. Ralston's successor with the Broncos was Red Miller, who led them to the 1977 AFC Championship, and was hired to run the Denver franchise. Philadelphia was coached by Jim Mora Sr., who was not yet a big name, but he had coached at Stanford, UCLA, and the universities of Colorado and Washington, and had been an NFL assistant; he coached Philadelphia.

Tampa Bay was coached by Steve Spurrier, not yet "the ol' ball coach" who led his alma mater, the University of Florida, to SEC dominance and a National Championship, but was already a Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback, a respected college assistant, and the biggest living name in Florida collegiate football -- unless you want to count actor Burt Reynolds, a Florida State alum, and a part-owner of the team. The team was named after his character in Smokey and the Bandit, although their logo was a Wild West desperado on a charging horse. The Bandits were Spurrier's 1st head coaching job.

Burt is dead now, and he was never a particularly good actor. It's hard to explain to kids today just how big he was in the late Seventies and early Eighties. Like another guy who played college football in Florida, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson -- but with a Southern drawl, a classic mustache, and a series of toupees that changed with the styles of natural hair.
"For the good old American life: For the money,
for the glory, and for the fun. Mostly for the money."

Los Angeles was coached by Hugh Campbell, who was not yet a big name in the U.S., but had coached the Edmonton Eskimos to the last 5 Grey Cups, the "Super Bowl" of the Canadian Football League (and had also played on a Grey Cup winner with the Saskatchewan Roughriders in 1966). His predecessor with the Esks (now the Edmonton Elks) was Ray Jauch, also not yet a big name in the U.S., but he had coached the Esks to the 1975 Grey Cup (and had also played on a Grey Cup winner with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers in 1959); he coached the Washington franchise.

Boston was coached by Dick Coury, who had previous insurgent-league experience, coaching the Portland Storm of the 1974-75 World Football League. Birmingham was coached by Rollie Dotsch, a respected assistant under Dan Devine at the University of Missouri and Notre Dame, and in the NFL under Fairbanks in New England and Chuck Noll in Pittsburgh. Arizona was coached by Doug Shivley, who'd been an assistant in New Orleans and Atlanta and at several colleges.

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I was 13 years old when the USFL began, and I was very excited about the New Jersey Generals. At the time, I hated the Jets, because most of their fans were Met fans, and I hated the Mets. This was due to geography (both then played at Shea Stadium in Queens and also tapped into the Long Island fan base) and timing (both arrived in the early 1960s, just in time to take on Baby Boomers not steeped in Yankee & Giant traditions, and both won their leagues' championships in calendar year 1969). Until the Mets and Giants both won their leagues' 1986 championships (in that season if not that calendar year), it would never have occurred to 95 percent of Met fans to root for the Giants.

And I hated the Giants because of their refusal to acknowledge that they played in my home State by changing their name. The Generals admitted that they were based in the New York City market, but playing in New Jersey. They had Herschel Walker, one of the best running backs the college game had ever seen, a smart, personable young man. (It would be a long time before we knew about his personal demons, which, thankfully, haven't ruined him.) And I loved their helmet logo, a five-star general's ring of stars with leaf clusters.

As Theodore Roosevelt said about his 1912 Progressive Party, "Unhampered by tradition, uncorrupted by power, undismayed by the magnitude of the task, the new party offers itself as the instrument of the people, to sweep away old abuses." To me, and to many other fans, especially after the Strike of '82, the NFL represented established interest, corporate power, regimentation. True, I wasn't yet mature enough to think in those terms, but I could certainly feel it, watching games of what was already being called the No Fun League.

The USFL represented a clean slate. A chance to have a team without the connections to the Giants, then 27 years without a title and pretty frustrating since then, even if you did like them; or to the Jets, who had just come within 1 game of the Super Bowl, but were symbolized by Mark Gastineau, whose long hair, "porn 'stache," and obnoxious behavior made him the favorite player, and the Jets the favorite team, of "ginkers," what we called metalheads in East Brunswick in the Egregious Eighties.

The Generals had no past, and while this meant that we couldn't glory in their 1932, 1947, 1956, 1961 or 1977 titles (as we could with the Yankees), it also meant there was no dark age (as the Giants and Knicks were still in and the Yankees had been in from 1965 to 1975). There was no glory, but no shame, either.

And this was coming on the back of the Nets, who were in New Jersey and (all too briefly) winning; and the Devils, who were wrapping up their 1st season, playing horribly, but the novelty hadn't worn off yet, so we new Devils fans didn't care. The Generals, playing in a league where all the teams were expansion teams, would have a chance to win right from the start.

I was excited. I was buzzing. I was jazzed.

I was monumentally disappointed.

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Is it possible for a league to be made by one game? People who study the history of the NFL seem to think so: It was when Red Grange took his "Galloping Ghost" fame from the University of Illinois into the Polo Grounds in 1925 and sold it out, and, although his Chicago Bears beat the Giants that day, the gate receipts from a 70,000-seat sellout saved the Giant franchise, thus making football in the New York market viable, thus making professional football in America viable. (This probably also killed off the best chance professional soccer had to make it in America for half a century.)

Is it possible for a league to be ruined by one game? From my perspective, it was. The Generals had signed the league's biggest coup, the sitting Heisman Trophy winner, Herschel Walker, lured out of his senior season at the University of Georgia and being a sure top pick in the 1984 NFL Draft by money and lots of it. But the Generals had no defense, and their 1st game, televised live on ABC, with the great college football voice Keith Jackson doing play-by-play, ended with the Los Angeles Express beating the Generals, 20-15, in front of just 32,008 fans, meaning the Coliseum had over 60,000 empty seats.
Other 1st-week games in the USFL: In the 1st game to be played, Tampa Bay beat Boston 21-17; Michigan beat Birmingham 9-7, Philadelphia beat Denver 13-6, Chicago beat Washington 28-7, and Oakland beat Arizona 24-0.

The Generals lost their 2nd game, too, losing 25-0 to the Stars at the Vet. They lost their 3rd game, their 1st home game at the Meadowlands (or, I was I was calling it then, "Generals Stadium"), 32-9 to the Bandits. They lost their 4th game, 31-21 to Boston at the Meadowlands.

As Stars coach Mora would later say when he was coaching the Indianapolis Colts, "Playoffs? Don't talk about Playoffs! You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game!"

Finally, the Generals went on a bit of a hot streak: They beat Arizona in Tempe, 35-21; then lost a home game to Michigan, 21-6, then got their 1st home win, 23-22 over a pathetic Washington squad; then lost in overtime in Chicago, 17-14; then beat Denver at Mile High, 34-29. Winning 3 out of 5 is good.

Then they lost their next 3, killing their momentum. They closed the season doing what a New York-area team should not do: They lost to a New England team, losing 34-10 in Boston. In the USFL's 18-game regular season, they finished 6-12, and didn't make the Playoffs.

Philadelphia won the Atlantic Division, Michigan the Central, Oakland (with a mere 9-9 record) the Pacific, and Chicago (tied for the Central lead but lost the tiebreaker) got the only Wild Card berth for the Playoffs. Philly beat Chicago at the Vet, Michigan beat Oakland in Pontiac, and in the USFL Championship Game, played on July 17, 1983, on neutral ground at Mile High in Denver, the Michigan Panthers, starring former University of Michigan receiver Anthony "The Darter" Carter, beat the Philadelphia Stars, 24-22.
Carter and the Panthers

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The standard of play wasn't great, but it wasn't abject misery, as claimed by the media, which was in the pocket of the NFL. Don't forget: While ABC did the USFL's games, it also did Monday Night Football, and thus had a vested interest in the NFL's dominance. Even so, it was the 3rd-largest network, and both CBS and NBC had it in their interest for the USFL to fail.

If a sportswriter wanted to be interviewed for his football knowledge on a major network, he had to treat the USFL like a minor league. And not like in soccer, where England's 2nd division (now oddly named "The Championship") is a standard not that far below the 1st division ("The Premier League"), which would have been close to the USFL's actual performance level: The USFL was treated by the national media as if it was, truly, minor-league. And, as baseball pitcher turned sportscaster turned author Jim Bouton taught us, "The minor leagues are all very minor." (Though Bouton made an exception for Triple-A baseball's Hawaii Islanders.)

In management terms, the USFL was a colossal mess. The Denver Gold were a prime example: Red Miller feuded with management, so they fired him in midseason, and brought in his former Bronco quarterback, Craig Morton, who had just retired as a player, and had never coached before.

The L.A. Express were losing money left and right, and made a huge mistake the next season, signing Steve Young, the Brigham Young University quarterback who had nearly won the Heisman Trophy the year before, to an enormous contract, comparable in its excess to that of Alex Rodriguez, in its deferred payments to that of Bobby Bonilla, and in its results to that of Kevin Brown, who, lest we forget, was once considered good enough of a pitcher to get MLB's 1st contract worth a total over $100 million.
Steve Young, wondering if the money
he was promised was worth it

The USFL was also failing spectacularly at the box office. Leading the league in percent of stadium capacity filled were the Boston Breakers, with 61 percent -- but that meant they were getting 12,817 at Nickerson, which seated 21,000 at the time. Denver, which hadn't played to an unsold seat at a Bronco game since 1976 (and still hasn't, except for the Scab Year of 1987), had the highest average attendance, but even their 41,736 was only 56 percent. Tampa Bay had 39,896, but that was just 55 percent.

New Jersey (35,004), Oakland (31,211) and Arizona (25,776) also topped 25,000, but Birmingham's 22,046 was shockingly low for the football-mad State of Alabama, and L.A.'s 19,002 and Chicago's 18,133 were unacceptable for big markets. Even the teams that made it to the title game weren't packing 'em in: Michigan averaged 22,250, Philadelphia 18,650. These would have been unacceptable attendances even by the standards of 1983 baseball. Washington bottomed out at 13,850, in contrast to the Redskins, who hadn't played to an unsold seat since World War II.

Birmingham coach Dotsch, perhaps, said it best:

Every good coach has a game plan. In this case, the USFL got away from the game plan. There's no question we did, or I'll say the USFL did. I don't think we (meaning the Stallions) did, or Tampa Bay did. Hindsight is much better than foresight, I know, but things were done that hurt us. We didn't go crazy. We lost the fewest dollars of any USFL team. We were always the poorest team in the playoffs, but we held our own, and I'm proud of that. We did a good job with what we had. We won a lot more than we lost, and that's the biggest thing.
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Clearly, the smart thing for the USFL to do would have been to look at which markets were doing well, and which markets didn't have as much competition in other sports, and move the failing teams (even if they were playing well) to lesser-tapped markets for the Spring of 1984.

Clearly, the USFL did not do the smart thing.

They moved the Breakers from Boston to New Orleans, where the only major league team in place was the Saints, who stunk at the time, and didn't own the Superdome. (The State of Louisiana did, and still does.) That wasn't a bad move, and attendance did jump to 30,557.
John Walton, who quarterbacked in the Continental Football League,
the WFL, the NFL (Philadelphia) and the USFL (the Breakers).

But the league made a huge mistake in expanding from 12 to 18 teams. A tremendous sub-mistake was making one of the added teams the Pittsburgh Maulers, who signed Heisman winner Mike Rozier of Nebraska. Ed DeBartolo, owner of the NHL's Penguins, and father of 49ers owner Eddie DeBartolo, seemed like the right guy to own a Pittsburgh team in the USFL... if putting a USFL team in Pittsburgh had been the right thing to do.

It wasn't. It wasn't just that the Pittsburgh area had lost so many jobs, and with it so many people, who went elsewhere to look for work. It was that the Steelers owned that market. In Western Pennsylvania, here's how sports popularity went at the time: 1. Steelers; 2. Penn State; 3. Pirates; 4. University of Pittsburgh football; 5. Uh, do we still have a hockey team?

Giving the Maulers purple uniforms didn't help. And what's a "mauler," anyway? The helmet logo was a guy in a hard hat swinging a sledgehammer, suggesting a factory or mill worker. Right, remind the people of Western Pennsylvania of the jobs they'd been losing like crazy for the last 20 years.
Rozier, looking for a pass from Glenn Carano, while Jim Lohmann blocks.
You've never heard of Carano or Lohmann? That's not surprising.

The Maulers' 1st game saw them lose to Birmingham, whose quarterback was Cliff Stoudt, reviled as Terry Bradshaw's inadequate backup with the Steelers, and the locals at Three Rivers Stadium threw snowballs at him. Rozier, a native of Camden, New Jersey, did not have the same impact in the USFL as Walker, and his pro career was a disappointment (although not an outright bust, as he later did all right for the Houston Oilers). The Maulers finished tied with Washington for the league's worst record, 3-15.

Seeing the Southeast as underserved -- Texas and Florida had NFL teams, but the rest of the old Confederacy then had only Atlanta and New Orleans in the NFL -- and seeing how Birmingham was working out, the USFL expanded to include the Memphis Showboats and the Jacksonville Bulls, playing at the Liberty Bowl and the Gator Bowl, respectively.

Memphis was respectable mainly for one reason: Defensive end Reggie White, who played in the State at the University of Tennessee. They were coached by Franklin "Pepper" Rodgers, who'd done well at the stadium for Memphis State (now the University of Memphis). But Lindy Infante, already a respected NFL assistant, couldn't get much out of the Bulls.
Reggie White

The USFL also expanded into the Southwest. Putting a team in Dallas to compete with the Cowboys would have been lunacy, but the Oilers were awful at the time, so they put in the Houston Gamblers, coached by Jack Pardee, a former linebacker who'd been an All-American at Texas A&M and All-Pro with the Rams and Redskins, and had coached the Bears and Redskins to Playoff berths. The Gamblers signed University of Miami quarterback Jim Kelly, and won the Central Division.
Jim Kelly, apparently trying to invent an alternative to the huddle

Putting a team in San Antonio seemed to make sense, as the city had only the NBA's Spurs. But longtime Texas A&I (not A&M) coach Gil Steinke couldn't get the Gunslingers into gear. Putting a team in Oklahoma, where they could peel off Sooner fans, and fans who were a long way from Dallas and Kansas City, seemed to make sense, and hiring former Steeler defensive coordinator Woody Widenhofer as head coach and former Buccaneers quarterback Doug Williams were good moves. And the Oklahoma Outlaws had cool uniforms, black jerseys with a nasty-looking desperado on their helmets. But they went nowhere.
Doug Williams had Jimmie Giles in Tampa before this,
and Gary Clark and Ricky Sanders in Washington after this.
In Tulsa, he had... the other Mel Gray.

And in the oddest transaction in pro football history, the owners of the Chicago Blitz and the Arizona Wranglers traded their entire franchises. Including rosters, coaching staffs, and front office personnel. Where Chicago had been good and Arizona terrible in '83, the reverse was true in '84.

L.A. got Steve Young, and former San Diego Charger quarterback John Hadl as coach, and they won the Pacific Division. Philadelphia had the best record in the league at 16-2, edging New Jersey for the Atlantic Division title.

The Generals had been sold to Donald Trump, who brought in Walt Michaels, who'd coached the Jets to the AFC Championship Game in the '82 season, and former Cleveland Browns quarterback Brian Sipe, thus giving the Herschel-centric offense more diversity.
One of these men would later be treated for mental illness,
and the results are inconclusive. The other hasn't been treated
for mental illness, but became President.

(Supposedly, Trump originally wanted to lure Don Shula away from the Miami Dolphins, but balked when Shula wanted a free condo in the newly-opened Trump Tower. Somehow, I suspect, the older Trump would have accepted this, as the means to an end.)

The Generals lost to the Stars in the 1st round of the Playoffs, as former Penn State quarterback Chuck Fusina, running back Kelvin Bryant, and linebacker Sam Mills flattened Jersey's team. In the longest game in the history of professional football, one which went to a 3rd overtime (Sports Illustrated's article on it was titled "It Was a Game and a Half"), Young led Los Angeles to dethrone defending champion Michigan, 27-21. Birmingham beat Tampa Bay, 36-17, and Arizona beat Houston, 17-16.
Kelvin Bryant. Like the Phillies, the Stars had uniforms
that really clashed with the horrid artificial turf at The Vet.
Unlike the Phillies and especially the Eagles, the uniforms
went great with the stadium's seat-color scheme.

In the Conference Championships, Arizona beat L.A., 35-23; and Philly beat Birmingham, 20-10. The title game was played at Tampa Stadium, and Philly beat Arizona, 23-3.
This is what a USFL Championship ring looks like.

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Did the USFL learn from its '83 and '84 mistakes? Partly. The league was contracted to 14 teams. Chicago and Pittsburgh were out. Michigan and Oakland were merged, keeping the Oakland Invaders name. Oklahoma and Arizona were merged, becoming the Arizona Outlaws, with the colors somewhat merged and Oklahoma's logo kept.

There were moves. To take advantage of the fact that the Baltimore Colts had been moved to Indianapolis, the USFL should have moved the Washington Federals to Baltimore. Instead, they moved their most successful team, the Philadelphia Stars, down Interstate 95.

But a legal wrangle prevented them from moving to Memorial Stadium for 1985, so they went to Byrd Stadium at the University of Maryland, inside the Capital Beltway in College Park. So while they had the name "Baltimore Stars," they were a lot closer to Washington. This cut their per-game attendance in half, from 28,668 in '84 to a dismal 14,275 in '85.

The Federals were moved, to Central Florida, an untapped market, to become the Orlando Renegades. Their coach was Lee Corso, a big name in the State, as he'd been Florida State's coach. Did this work out? As Corso would say in his later ESPN punditry career, "Not so fast, my friend!" The 'Gades finished 5-13, with an average attendance of 24,136. Each figure was better than they achieved in Washington, but still awful.

And the Breakers were moved again, to Oregon, where they became the Portland Breakers. True, Portland only had the NBA's Trail Blazers, but anybody who was an NFL fan in Oregon was either a Seattle Seahawks fan, or rooted for a faraway team like the Raiders, Steelers or Cowboys. And the L.A. Express crashed and burned: Their owners were bankrupt, and even with Young, they were just 3-15, with an average attendance of 8,415.

In the quarterfinals, Birmingham beat Houston 22-20, Memphis beat Denver 48-7, Oakland beat Tampa Bay 30-27, and Baltimore beat New Jersey 20-17 -- another Heisman winner, quarterback Doug Flutie, then considered "too short for the NFL," getting the Generals into the Playoffs, but no further.
One is a very small man. The other is a Heisman Trophy winner.
Alas, Flutie was a Republican, and continues to support Trump.
Trump was the first "Flutie Flake."

In the semifinals, Baltimore beat Birmingham 28-14, and Oakland beat Memphis 28-19. In the Championship Game, Baltimore (formerly Philadelphia) beat Oakland (sort of getting revenge on Michigan for the first title game), 28-24, at Giants Stadium.

The date was July 14, 1985. The USFL never played another game. Although this occurrence was suspected by many at the time, and knowing it would have surprised very few people, no one knew it for sure.

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Later that year, the USFL announced that their challenge to the NFL was going to be full, starting in 1986: They were going to a Fall schedule, going head-to-head with the big boys. And they had sued the NFL on antitrust grounds. The USFL sought damages of $567 million, which, under antitrust law, would have been tripled to $1.7 billion if the jury found in their favor.

The USFL gave the NFL a chance to settle, proposing 2 remedies: Either force the NFL to negotiate new television contracts with only 2 networks, or force the NFL to split into two competing 14-team leagues, each limited to a contract with one major network.

Each NFL franchise was named as a co-defendant, with the exception of the Raiders, whose owner Al Davis was a major witness for the USFL, and had been excluded from the lawsuit in exchange for his testimony.

ABC announcer Howard Cosell was also a key witness for the USFL -- and this, more than his personality, his drinking, or his referring to Alvin Garrett of the Redskins, a black receiver, as "that little monkey" during a recent game, probably doomed him to being fired from Monday Night Football.

The lawyer for the USFL, Harvey Myerson, had what he felt were 3 "smoking guns":
1. A memo from March 1973 to NFL broadcasting director Robert Cochran, from attorney Jay Moyer, stating that an "open network" might be open to the "invitation to formation of a new league."
2. A memo from August 1983 from Jack Donlan, NFL management council executive director, to his staff. The memo laid out plans for NFL teams to "increase salary offers to USFL to existing players or run the risk of losing them."
3. A memo from a Harvard University professor named Michael Porter, which included a plan to "Conquer" the United States Football League.
The case went to trial in the Spring of 1986, and lasted 42 days. On July 29, 1986, the jury handed down its verdict: They declared the NFL a "duly adjudicated illegal monopoly," and found that the NFL had "willfully acquired and maintained monopoly status through predatory tactics." In other words, guilty as charged.
However, the jury rejected the USFL's other claims. They found that the USFL had changed its strategy to a more risky goal of a merger with the NFL. Furthermore, the switch to an Autumn schedule caused the loss of several major markets. It has been established that Trump, as owner of the Generals, specifically wanted to force a merger, knowing that the majority of teams would be eliminated.
Most importantly, the jury found that the NFL did not attempt to force the USFL off television. In essence, the jury felt that, while the USFL was harmed by the NFL's de facto monopolization of pro football in the United States, most of its problems were due to its own mismanagement. (In each of these cases, the emphasis is mine, not the jury's.)

The jury awarded the USFL only one dollar in nominal damages, which was tripled under antitrust law to three dollars. It later emerged that the jury incorrectly assumed that the judge could increase the award.

Almost immediately upon announcement of the verdict, the USFL accepted that it was a Pyhrric victory, and announced it was suspending operations for the 1986 season, with the intent of returning in 1987. Players signed to contracts were free to sign with NFL (or other professional) teams immediately.

The USFL was now some $160 million in debt. With nearly all of its players under contract to the NFL and the Canadian Football League, Commissioner Harry Usher announced the league would stay shuttered in 1987 as well. In 1990, now basically a shell of a corporation (if not a "shell corporation," a term with which Trump is well familiar), the USFL finally received a check for $3.76 in damages, the additional 76 cents representing interest earned while the ultimately failed appeal had continued. (Factoring inflation in, that's about $8.41 in 2022 money.)

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So what is the USFL's legacy? Actually, when you look at it, it could hardly be seen to have been a waste of time:
* Four players from the league made the Pro Football Hall of Fame: Steve Young went on to quarterback the 49ers to a title, Jim Kelly led the Buffalo Bills into 4 Super Bowls, Reggie White became a terror on defense for the Eagles and helped the Green Bay Packers win a Super Bowl, and Los Angeles Express offensive tackle Gary Zimmerman protected John Elway for 2 Bronco titles.

* The Redskins used some players who'd gotten their profiles raised in the USFL to win the title in the 1987 season. Oklahoma/Arizona's Doug Williams became the 1st black quarterback to play in, and the 1st to win, a Super Bowl, throwing passes to Jacksonville's Gary Clark and Houston's Ricky Sanders, and handing off to Philadelphia/Baltimore's Kelvin Bryant.

* Herschel Walker is not in Canton, but he should be: It's the Pro Football Hall of Fame, not the National Football League Hall of Fame. He gained 8,225 rushing yards and 4,859 receiving yards in the NFL, scoring 82 touchdowns. Put that together with his USFL stats, and that's 13,787 rushing yards, 6,843 receiving yards, and 143 touchdowns. Those are easily Hall-worthy numbers.

His NFL career is best remembered for the Cowboys trading him to the Minnesota Vikings for 5 players and 6 draft picks, which became a huge part of the Cowboys' quasi-dynasty of the 1990s. Herschel never won a ring, but he made the Playoffs with the Vikings, the Eagles and a return to the Cowboys, where he closed his career after the 1997 season. He also returned to the Meadowlands in 1995, with the Giants, but they didn't make the Playoffs that year. (The less said about his 2022 run for U.S. Senator from Georgia, the better.)

* Steve Spurrier moved on to Duke University, and revived their football program, giving them one of their few good periods, before going home to Gainesville and leading the University of Florida to glory.

* Doug Flutie was signed by the Chicago Bears after the USFL folded, but coach Mike Ditka didn't give him much of a shot. So he went to the CFL, and won Grey Cups with the Vancouver-based BC Lions, the Calgary Stampeders and the Toronto Argonauts.

Finally, the Bills gave him a shot, and, as Kelly's successor, he led them to the Playoffs. He would also do so with the San Diego Chargers, and closed his career in with his "hometown" Patriots (he grew up in Natick, on the opposite site of Boston from Foxborough, but was actually born outside Baltimore), backing up Tom Brady, and pulling off a trick that would have been in character for the USFL: On New Year's Day 2006, faking an extra point attempt as the holder, he dropped back and scored on a dropkick, something that hadn't been done, or even tried, in the NFL since 1941. That left...

* Sean Landeta as the last former USFL player still active. He'd been the Stars' punter, and won 2 Super Bowls with the Giants. He then bounced around, but reached the Playoffs with the Buccaneers, Packers, Eagles and Rams, before wrapping it up with the Giants in 2006, 21 years after the last USFL game.

* Houston's Jack Pardee and Darrel "Mouse" Davis (who took the Denver Gold reins in '85) both took the Gamblers' "run-and-shoot offense" elsewhere, Pardee racking up big scores as head man at the University of Houston, and Davis becoming the offensive coordinator of the Detroit Lions, helping them to what remains their last decent period.

* The USFL, like the 1960s AFL and the 1970s WFL, used the 2-point conversion. The NFL finally adopted it in 1994.

* Many high school football teams named the Panthers adopted the Michigan Panthers' helmet design for their own, and some still use it, decades after the Panthers folded.

* Perhaps the most lasting legacy of the USFL is its stock footage. Rather than pay the NFL the enormous licensing fees for use of their games, many TV shows and advertising agencies (for their commercials) have used USFL game footage to simulate people watching football games.

As Billy Joel, who released his album An Innocent Man shortly after the USFL's 1st season, would say, "There are not many who remember. They say a handful still survive." And many of those who do remember would like to forget.

Not me. On the 20th Anniversary, I wrote this piece for the song-parody website Amiright.com.

Long live The Three Dollar League!

Sunday, April 7, 2019

Requiem for the AAF: A Trump League

The Alliance of American Football suspended operations, toward the end of what was planned to be its 1st season, and now appears to be its only season.

The AAF -- or, as Tony Kornheiser of ESPN's Pardon the Interruption always called it, the Aaaaaaaaf! -- followed such failed leagues as the 1st American Football League (1926), the 2nd AFL (1936-37), the 3rd AFL (1940-41), the World Football League (WFL, 1974-75), the United States Football League (USFL, 1983-85), and the original XFL (2001), a product of World Wrestling Entertainment.

The only challengers to the NFL that have ever succeeded, even in part, are the All America Football Conference (AAFC, 1946-49), which contributed 3 teams to the NFL: The Cleveland Browns, the San Francisco 49ers, and the Baltimore Colts; and the 4th AFL, founded in 1960, which lasted 10 years and contributed 10 teams to the NFL that still survive: The New York Jets, the New England Patriots, the Buffalo Bills, the Miami Dolphins, the Cincinnati Bengals, the Kansas City Chiefs, the Denver Broncos, the San Diego (now Los Angeles) Chargers, the Houston Oilers (now the Tennessee Titans), and the Oakland/Los Angeles/Las Vegas Raiders.

The WWE will be trying a second version of the XFL next year, and it is looking like even less of a good idea that it did a year ago, Which is less than it did when they tried it the 1st time in 2001, turning into the most spectacular flop of the bunch.

The AAF looked like it might have known what it was doing. It was founded by Charlie Ebersol, TV producer, and son of TV producer Dick Ebersol and actress Susan Saint James; and Bill Polian. Polian's experience includes: Scouting for the Montreal Alouettes, and helping them win a Grey Cup; personnel director of the Chicago Blitz of the USFL, so he knows what to do, and what not to do, in building a new league; general manager of the Buffalo Bills, building them into 4-time AFC Champions; GM of the Carolina Panthers, building them into NFC Finalists in just 2 seasons; and GM of the Indianapolis Colts, building them into Super Bowl winners. He's a 6-time NFL Executive of the Year, and a member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Ebersol and Polian

The AAF limited itself to 8 teams -- fewer than the 12 the WFL started with in 1974, and the 12 the USFL started with in 1983, although starting with just 8 didn't help the XFL much in 2001.

Only the Atlanta Legends and the Arizona Hotshots played in the same market as an NFL team, the former playing in Georgia State Stadium, the reconfigured Turner Field; and the latter playing in Arizona State's Sun Devil Stadium in the Phoenix suburbs.

The other 6 were playing in NFL-deprived cities. The San Diego Fleet set up shop in SDCCU Stadium, formerly Jack Murphy Stadium, once home of the Chargers and still home to San Diego State. Most of the others played in cities, and in some cases in stadiums, that were home to WFL and USFL teams -- in other words, old stadiums by today's standards.

The Memphis Express played at the Liberty Bowl, home to the University of Memphis, and formerly home to the 1997 Tennessee Oilers. The Birmingham Iron played at Legion Field, home to the University of Alabama at Birmingham, and frequently a 2nd home for the main Alabama campus in Tuscaloosa.

The Orlando Apollos played at Spectrum Stadium, the new home of the University of Central Florida. The Salt Lake Stallions played at Rice-Eccles Stadium, home of the University of Utah, and the main stadium for the 2002 Winter Olympics. And the San Antonio Commanders played at the Alamodome, home to the University of Texas at San Antonio and the Alamo Bowl, former home of the NBA's Spurs, and the emergency home field for the New Orleans Saints for 3 games in 2005, after Hurricane Katrina.
The league got good coaches, too. Naturally, their Florida team, Orlando, were given to "The Ol' Ball Coach" himself, Steve Spurrier, Heisman Trophy winner and National Championship coach at the University of Florida. Spurrier had startup league experience: His 1st head coaching job was with the USFL's Tampa Bay Bandits.
Note the blue & orange color scheme,
matching the Florida Gators.

Salt Lake was coached by Dennis Erickson, who won 2 National Championships at the University of Miami, and a Pac-10 (now Pac-12) Championship at both Oregon State and Arizona State. San Diego was coached by Mike Martz, assistant coach with the St. Louis Rams when they won Super Bowl XXXIV, and head coach when they lost Super Bowl XXXVI. San Antonio was coached by Mike Riley, who won 2 Grey Cups as head coach of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.

Memphis was coached by Mike Singletary, legendary Chicago Bears linebacker and former San Francisco 49ers head coach. Arizona was coached by Rick Neuheisel, a former UCLA quarterback who'd dealt with a startup league before, playing in the USFL, and had coached the University of Washington to a Pac-10 title.

Atlanta was coached by Kevin Coyle, a former NFL assistant in Cincinnati and Miami. Birmingham was coached by Tim Lewis, a former NFL assistant with the Giants, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Seattle, Atlanta and San Francisco -- but never before a head coach, the only one in the AAF who wasn't.

Still, at the very least, the football-playing side of the AAF looked like it would have its act in gear. Ebersol put in as few changes as possible, to keep the game recognizable, but the changes he made all seemed like good ones:

* No TV timeouts: Ebersol believed that a fan's attention span wasn't much over 2 hours, and the AAF's games did tend to be close to 2 1/2 hours, instead of 3 or more, as in the NFL.

* No kickoffs. At the start of each half, and after each score, the other team takes over possession at its own 25-yard line. This also cut down on length of real game time.

* A 35-second play clock, 10 seconds shorter than the NFL's.

* No extra point kicks, only two-point conversion attempts.

* Overtime, if necessary, would be decided by each team getting one possession from the 10-yard line, and must score a touchdown, no field goal. If still tied after 3 rounds, that's it, it's a tie. This rule would have gone by the boards in the Playoffs: Sudden death.

* 8 officials, as in college, as opposed to the NFL's 7.

Even the business side of things looked good. Charlie Ebersol put his father Dick on the league's Board of Directors. Other executives included Polian, former Pittsburgh Steeler Super Bowl winners Troy Polamalu and Hines Ward, former Giant Super Bowl winner Justin Tuck, former Minnesota Viking All-Pro defensive end Jared Allen, former Atlanta Falcons executive J.K. McKay (son of legendary USC and Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Jim McKay, and brother of Atlanta Falcons GM Rich McKay), and former NFL referees Mike Pereira and Dean Blandino.

In other words, the Board had ex-players, ex-coaches, ex-execs, and ex-refs, so that there perspectives from pretty much everywhere in organized pro football.

Everything seemed like it was above-board. This league looked like it would avoid the mistakes of previous startup leagues.

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Looks turned out to be deceiving. The league made a big mistake by not negotiating a televising deal with ESPN. Instead, they went to CBS, and their games were televised not on CBS proper, but on CBS Sports Network, which most fans didn't even know existed, let alone whether their cable packages had it.

On Pardon the Interruption, Kornheiser's broadcast partner Mike Wilbon said that not getting an agreement with ESPN was the biggest mistake the AAF could have made. Kornheiser also pointed out that, with the NFL Draft and its leadup, plus the off-season programming of the established networks of the NFL and the major college conferences -- with the ACC soon to join the Big 10, the SEC and the Pac-12 as having them -- "the itch is fully scratched": There is no need for Spring football games.

Football fans are addicts, who -- despite Donald Trump's and his idiot fans' bloviations on the subject -- will never boycott NFL games; and, through said off-season programming, are already getting the football equivalent of methadone.

Furthermore, while not putting teams in the big markets of New York, New England, Philadelphia, Washington, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles and San Francisco may have helped those teams not have to compete with established teams, it also depressed interest in TV viewers in those markets.

Let's face it: If you're an Eagles fan in South Jersey, you might be interested in Alabama playing Florida, 2 established college football powers, in a matchup to decide the SEC Eastern Division title. But a game between brand-new pro teams, with no history, no pageantry, no traditions, no rivalries, in Birmingham and Orlando? Would that tide you over until the Iggles play their 1st exhibition game at The Linc? Probably not.

Worse, the actual operators of the teams barely invested in them. Players weren't paid on time. None of the teams owned its own stadium, and rent wasn't paid on time -- which is a huge reason why teams in the startup leagues of the 1970s failed: The WFL, the American Basketball Association, and the World Hockey Association.

It seemed to be the fault of the league's largest stakeholder, Tom Dundon, owner of the NHL's Carolina Hurricanes. Polian said:

I am extremely disappointed to learn Tom Dundon has decided to suspend all football operations of the Alliance of American Football. When Mr. Dundon took over, it was the belief of my co-founder, Charlie Ebersol, and myself that we would finish the season, pay our creditors, and make the necessary adjustments to move forward in a manner that made economic sense for all. The momentum generated by our players, coaches and football staff had us well positioned for future success. Regrettably, we will not have that opportunity.
Tom Dundon

The players didn't learn of the league's suspension from ownership, or their coaches. They found out about it through social media. Their health insurance was lost, and they had to pay their own medical bills from their game-related injuries. Players were evicted from the hotels where they were housed, and they, not their teams' owners, were stuck with the bills. They weren't even given plane tickets home, and had to pay their own way.

It's almost as if a filthy rich guy founded the AAF with the sole purpose of feeding, and then crushing, the dreams of guys who wanted to play football, and screw them over, and didn't care if he lost money in the process, because he got off on the players' hardship.

The AAF was a Trump league. That may not have been the intent of Ebersol and Polian, but that's what Dundon turned it into.

The new XFL plans to begin play shortly after next year's Super Bowl. If the AAF does come back -- don't hold your breath -- that'll be 16 teams, in 2 leagues, competing for football fans' attention during the NFL's off-season.

If you think either of these leagues will be operating in the Spring of 2021, then you have more faith in them than I do.

At any rate, here are the 2019 AAF season's final standings:
2019 Alliance of American Football standings
Eastern Conference
ClubW–LPCTCONFPFPADIFFSOSSOVSTK
(x) – Orlando Apollos7–1.8755–0236136100.406.375W2
(x) – Birmingham Iron5–3.6253–216513332.406.300W1
(e) – Memphis Express2–6.2501–4152194-42.578.500L1
(e) – Atlanta Legends2–6.2501–488213-125.609.438L3
Western Conference
ClubW–LPCTCONFPFPADIFFSOSSOVSTK
San Antonio Commanders5–3.6253–21581544.516.450L1
Arizona Hotshots5–3.6253–218614442.469.500W3
San Diego Fleet3–5.3752–3158161-3.469.417L3
Salt Lake Stallions3–5.3752–3135143-8.547.417W1
(x)–clinched playoff berth; (e)–eliminated from playoff contention
It looks like the league was competitive, with no team being absolutely terrible. The entire Western Conference was within 2 games. Nevertheless, Spurrier has already personally (if far from officially) claimed the league title for his Apollos.

This could be partial revenge: As a University of Florida guy, Spurrier has no love for the State of Alabama. In 1974, the WFL championship game, the delusion-of-grandeur-named World Bowl, was won by the Birmingham Americans over the Orlando-based Florida Blazers. Spurrier himself wasn't on the Blazers: He was then backing Tom Owen up on the 49ers.

But the Apollos have claimed the 2019 AAF Championship. I don't think there will be a 2020 AAF Championship.

And that's not because the football was bad. It's because the players, the coaches, the team executives, the league executives, and anybody whose job depended on the league staying in operation was betrayed by one guy who owned it all.

It was a Trump league. And they couldn't make Spring football great again. As Fat Nixon himself would say, "Believe me!"

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Top 10 Athletes From Tennessee

June 1, 1796: Tennessee is admitted to the Union as the 16th State, 4 years to the day after neighboring Kentucky is admitted as the 15th.

Top 10 Athletes From Tennessee

Honorable Mention to Keenan Reynolds of Antioch. The Naval Academy quarterback scored more rushing touchdowns than any player in FBS (formerly Division I-A) history, had his Number 19 retired by the Academy, and won the 2015 Sullivan Award as America's best amateur athlete.

Honorable Mention to Cindy Parlow of Germantown. A soccer midfielder, she was a member of the U.S. team that won the 1999 Women's World Cup, and won Olympic Gold Medals in Atlanta in 1996 and Athens in 2004. Sports Illustrated included her with her World Cup teammates, naming them their 1999 Sportspeople of the Year.

Honorable Mention to David Weathers of Lawrenceburg, who helped the Yankees win the 1996 World Series.

Honorable Menton to Nera White of Lafayette. There was no professional basketball for women in the 1950s and 1960s, but she starred on the amateur circuit (as, you known an "amateur"), and, along with Lusia Harris, was 1 of the 1st 2 women elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame. She was also an accomplished softball player.

10. Nikki McCray of Collierville. Somebody has to be considered the best of the Lady Vols to have played for coach Pat Summitt at the University of Tennessee. But few of the legitimate candidates for that honor are actually from Tennessee, and thus don't qualify for this list: Daedra Charles is from Michigan, Chamique Holdsclaw from New York, Candace Parker from Illinois, Tamika Catchings from Texas, and Kara Lawson from Virginia. McCray is from Tennessee.

Although she didn't win a National Championship in Knoxville, she may have had the best pro career of any of Summitt's players. A 3-time WNBA All-Star for the Washington Mystics, she won Olympic Gold Medals in Atlanta in 1996 and Sydney in 2000. She is now the head coach at another power in women's college basketball, Old Dominion University in Norfolk, Virginia.

In 2011, Summitt shared Sports Illustrated's Sportsperson of the Year award with Duke men's coach Mike Krzyzewski. In each case, it was earned for the year, but was more of a lifetime achievement award.

9. Ed "Too Tall" Jones of Jackson. At 6-foot-9 and 271 pounds, he was an inch taller and 14 pounds heavier than the guy at Number 3 on this list, and was also recruited to play basketball. He went to Tennessee State University, quit basketball after 2 years to concentrate on football, and led them to the National Championship of historically black college football in 1971 and 1973.

He was drafted by the Dallas Cowboys, and, as a big part (figuratively and literally) of their Doomsday Defense, went to 3 Pro Bowls, 6 NFC Championship Games and 3 Super Bowls, winning Super Bowl XII. He is not yet in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, which is probably why he's also not yet in the Cowboys' Ring of Honor.

8. Steve Spurrier of Johnson City. He is so identified with Florida, and his coaching at the University of Florida messed up UT's dreams so many times, that it's difficult to imagine "The Ol' Ball Coach" being from Tennessee. Equally, he's so ingrained in our memory as a coach that it's difficult to imagine him as a player.

At any rate, while he lived in Tennessee as a boy, UT was only interested in him for basketball, as their football team then ran a Wing-T offense that hardly ever passed. So he went to the University of Florida, and the Volunteers spent the next 40 years paying for overlooking his passing skills.

He led the Florida Gators to the 1965 Sugar Bowl and the 1966 Orange Bowl. In the 1966 season, he won the Heisman Trophy. He is still the only man trained to play football in Tennessee to win it. His pro career was less successful, as he was taken by the San Francisco 49ers, and was a backup to John Brodie for years. He was also the 1st starting quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who made the mistake of drafting him because he was a home-State legend, and they lost their 1st 26 games. By the time the Bucs won a game, Gary Huff was the quarterback.

Because his pro career, like that of many other Heisman winners, especially quarterbacks, was a bust, I can't rank him any higher. His coaching achievements don't count here: It's Top 10 Athletes, not Top 10 Sports Figures. This is also why Johnny Majors, who starred as a player at Tennessee before coaching them and the University of Pittsburgh, isn't on this list: He only played pro football for 1 season, and that was for the Montreal Alouettes of the CFL.

Spurrier went into coaching, and with the Tampa Bay Bandits, built the most exciting team in the United State Football League. He restored Duke to respectability, built a legend at Florida, flopped with the Washington Redskins, and did all right at South Carolina. This year, as he became eligible to be elected as a coach, he became only the 4th man to be elected to the College Football Hall of Fame as both a player and a coach.

7. Claude Humphrey of Memphis. There's something about the State of Tennessee and defensive ends: Humphrey is the 1st of 3 on this list.

In 1980, when Inside Sports was establishing itself as a monthly competitor to the weekly Sports Illustrated (IS they soon lost that competition to SI), I saw an article titled "Claude Humphrey On Being Mean and Nasty." It featured Humphrey at Philadelphia Eagles training camp, wearing only shorts, socks and sneakers, running toward the camera, 6-foot-4 and 252 pounds of black All-Pro physique, gritting his teeth, and looking, indeed, rather mean and nasty to a 10-year-old white boy from the Jersey suburbs. In real life, he's considered a nice guy.

After starring for Tennessee State University, he made 6 Pro Bowls for the Atlanta Falcons' Grits Blitz defense, then went to the Eagles and helped them reach Super Bowl XV. He can be seen on the NFL Films production of the 1980 NFC Championship Game, yelling, "We're goin' to New Orleans!" And head coach Dick Vermiel says, "I'll tell you where you're goin': You're goin' to the Super Bowl!" and turns to an assistant and says, "He's goin' to the Super Bowl! That's where he's goin'!" Alas, they lost it to the Oakland Raiders.

Neverthless, the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio was also where he was goin'. His number was retired by Tennessee State, and he's been elected to the Sports Halls of Fame of both Tennessee and Georgia, and to the Falcons' Ring of Honor.

6. Bailey Howell of Middleton. Despite playing for only 3 seasons, and without the shot clock or the 3-point line, he still holds most of Mississippi State University's basketball records, including points in a game and average points per game in a career. They retired his Number 52.

He starred for the Detroit Pistons, the Baltimore Bullets and the Boston Celtics, making 6 NBA All-Star teams, and helping the Celtics win the 1968 and '69 NBA Championships. He is in the Basketball Hall of Fame.

5. Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway of Memphis. As far as I can tell, he is not related to fellow basketball legend Tim Hardaway and his son Tim Jr. His first love was football, but his grandmother, who raised him, thought it was too dangerous. For talent alone, he might have been the best basketball player the Volunteer State has ever produced. It's easy to forget how great, and how ubiquitous, this guy was, with those Nike commercials of the 1990s, featuring him and "Lil Penny," a claymation Hardaway voiced by Chris Rock.

He starred for Treadwell High School, and Parade magazine named him national high school player of the year for 1990. His knowledge of sports was so well-respected at the time that he was asked to referee youth sports at the Memphis YMCA.

He was recruited by Memphis State University, now the University of Memphis, but had to sit out his freshman year due to academic ineligibility. This motivated him, and in 1993, he was named not only to the national All-American team, but to the Dean's List. The school retired his Number 25.

He was drafted by the Orlando Magic, and they became a powerhouse with Hardaway, Shaquille O'Neal, Scott Skiles and Horace Grant, winning the NBA Eastern Conference in 1995 (but they got swept by the Houston Rockets in the NBA Finals) and reaching the Conference Finals again in 1996 (where they got beat by the returning Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls). A 4-time All-Star, Hardaway was named to the 1996 U.S. Olympic Team, and won a Gold Medal in Atlanta.

So what happened? For starters, Shaq's ego was as big as he was, and he left the small market of Orlando for the big market of Los Angeles for the 1996-97 season. A year later, Hardaway suffered a devastating knee injury that caused him to miss most of the season. He was traded to the Phoenix Suns, and further injuries made him little more than a role player, though he did stick around until 2007.

He could have done so much more had he stayed healthy, and had Shaq just stayed. He may yet turn out to be lucky that the Basketball Hall of Fame includes amateur and pro contributions together, but, so far, no election.

He now focuses his efforts on helping inner-city youth in Memphis. Unlike many athletes who came up from nothing and made too much money too fast, he seems to have invested wisely: As late as 2012, he had enough to be part of a group that tried to buy the Memphis Grizzlies, along with Peyton Manning and Justin Timberlake. They were turned down.

4. Tracy Caulkins of Nashville. Randy Reese, Hall of Fame coach of the University of Florida and U.S. Olympic swimming teams in the 1970s and '80s, said, "She's the greatest swimmer that has ever been so far, men or women." This was before Janet Evans, let alone Michael Phelps; but after Johnny Weissmuller, Esther Williams, Don Schollander, Dawn Fraser and Mark Spitz.

Caulkins starred for Reese at UF, winning 48 National Championship races and winning several World Championship and Pan American Games medals. She won the 1978 James E. Sullivan Award for the nation's best amateur athlete, regardless of gender. In 1981-82, and again in 1983-84, she won the Honda-Broderick Cup as America's best female collegiate athlete.

Because of the 1980 U.S. boycott, it took her until the 1984 Games in Los Angeles to compete in the Olympics, winning 3 Gold Medals. She is a member of the International Swimming Hall of Fame, and the Sports Halls of Fame of both Tennessee and Florida.

3. Doug Atkins of Humboldt. Until the guy at Number 1 on this list, he might have been the best defensive end in NFL history. At 6-foot-8 and 257 pounds, he was recruited by the University of Tennessee as a basketball center. But their football coach, General Bob Neyland, had other ideas, and converted him to football, making him one of the biggest players in the sport's history to that point.

He helped Tennessee win the 1951 National Championship, and was named the Southeastern Conference's Player of the Quarter-Century for 1950 to 1974. He was drafted by the Cleveland Browns, and was a member of their NFL Championship team in 1954, but did something to anger coach Paul Brown, and was traded to the Chicago Bears.

Big mistake: He went to 8 Pro Bowls, and led the Bears defense in their 1963 NFL Championship season. He closed his career with the expansion New Orleans Saints, his last play being a sack to preserve a Saints win in their 1969 season finale.

He was named to the NFL's 1960s All-Decade Team. UT retired his Number 91, and the Saints his Number 81. Oddly, the Bears have not retired 81 for him. He is in the College and Pro Football Halls of Fame.

2. Wilma Rudolph of Clarksville. Ed Temple was the track & field coach at Tennessee State University. His team was not the Tigers, but the Tigerbelles. And Wonderful Wilma was his greatest achievement. She won 2 individual Gold Medals at the 1960 Olympics in Rome, and anchored a relay team of Tigerbelles that won another.

UPI named her International Athlete of the Year, the AP named her Woman Athlete of the Year (and did so again the next year), and in 1961 she won the Sullivan Award. She was elected to the National Track and Field Hall of Fame and the National Women's Hall of Fame -- encompassing all walks of life. In 1984, the Women's Sports Foundation named her 1 of the 5 greatest female athletes in American history; in 1996, 2 years after her death from cancer, it founded the Wilma Rudolph Courage Award.

Perhaps, for peak value, she should be Number 1. But she retired from competition in 1961, even though she would have been only 24 at the time of the 1964 Olympics and 28 in 1968. (For comparison's sake, Jackie Joyner-Kersee was 34 when she won her last Olympic medal and 30 when she won her last Gold.) So, for an entire body of work, I can't honestly put her at Number 1.

1. Reggie White of Chattanooga. Put aside all the whacked-out statements made by the Reverend Reggie White in the name of faith and politics, and remember the man who, like the Rev. Mike Singletary before him, was known as the Minister of Defense.

After starring at the University of Tennessee, he became perhaps the greatest defensive end in pro football history, starting with his home-State Memphis Showboats of the USFL. He went to the Philadelphia Eagles, and thrived (or should that be "throve"?) under head coach Buddy Ryan.

But he wanted more money, and said, "God will tell me where to go." Green Bay Packers head coach Paul Holmgren left a message on his answering machine: "Reggie, this is God. Go to Green Bay." It was a dirty trick, piggybacking on a cynical move. But it worked: With Reggie leading the defense, and Brett Favre the offense, the Pack won Super Bowl XXXI.
Reggie was named 1983 Southeastern Conference Player of the Year, to 13 Pro Bowls, the NFL's 1980s and 1990s All-Decades Teams, the NFL's 75th Anniversasry Team, the NFL Network's 2010 poll of the 100 Greatest Players, and the College and Pro Football Hall of Fame. His Number 92 was retired by UT, the Eagles and the Packers.

In spite of his evangelical statements, he used his position as a minister famous in another field to do a lot of good, particularly after black churches were burned in Tennessee in the 1990s. But, unknown to most people, he suffered from sarcoidosis and sleep apnea, and, in 2004, 4 years after playing his last game -- and before he could become Hall of Fame eligible -- he died, just 43 years old. He had more to do.