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Tuesday, August 23, 2022

How to Be a Yankee Fan In Anaheim -- 2022 Edition

Next Monday, the Yankees begin a 3-game series in Anaheim, against the Los Angeles Angels.

You'll notice that, since the 2016 season, they no longer use the least-appropriate name in Major League Baseball, "the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim."

Which is just as well. There's no "New York Giants of East Rutherford," or a "Boston Patriots of Foxboro," or a "Washington Commanders of Landover," or an "Atlanta Braves of Cumberland," or a "Miami Panthers of Sunrise," or a "Tampa Rays of St. Petersburg," or a "Milwaukee Packers of Green Bay," or a "Dallas Rangers of Arlington," or a "Phoenix Cardinals of Glendale," or a "San Francisco Athletics of Oakland," or a "San Francisco 49ers of Santa Clara," or a "San Francisco Sharks of San Jose," or an "Ottawa Senators of Kanata."

There was never a "New York Islanders of Uniondale," or a "Cleveland Cavaliers of Richfield," or a "Dallas Cowboys of Irving," or a "Detroit Lions of Pontiac," or a "Detroit Pistons of Auburn Hills," or a "Los Angeles Lakers of Inglewood," or a "Minneapolis Twins of Bloomington."

With the establishment of a "Minnesota Twins," renaming the team the "California Angels" was okay. But "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim"?

In their history, this team has been officially known as...

* 1961-64: The Los Angeles Angels.
* 1965-96: The California Angels.
* 1997-2004: The Anaheim Angels.
* 2005-15: The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
* 2016-present: The Los Angeles Angels.

That was 5 names in 56 seasons, even though they never left their original metropolitan area. They are also nicknamed the Halos. But not the A's: That's what their geographical rivals, the Oakland Athletics, are called.

Before You Go. Unlike the Seattle and San Francisco Bay Areas, the Los Angeles area has very consistent weather. It's a nice place to visit. If you don't mind earthquakes. And mudslides. And wildfires. And smog.

The Angels' hometown (well, home County, anyway) newspaper, the Orange County Register, is predicting high 80s for daylight and mid-60s for evenings throughout the series, with zero chance of rain. The region's (and indeed the Western U.S.') largest newspaper, the Los Angeles Times, mostly concurs. Therefore, short-sleeve shirts, and staying hydrated, should be all that's necessary.

Anaheim is in the Pacific Time Zone, 3 hours behind New York. So there will be some clock & watch fiddling.

Tickets. Unlike their American League Pacific Coast bretheren, the Oakland Athletics and the Seattle Mariners, the Angels usually do very well at the box office. This season, their average of 30,698 is 13th in the majors, and 5th in the American League behind the Yankees, Houston, Boston and Toronto. 

And with a capacity of 45,477, that means the Angels are operating at 67 percent of capacity, which, especially post-COVID, is pretty good for baseball. So this may be one where it helps to order your tickets beforehand.

But the prices for these games are insane, much higher than in previous years. Field Box seats (lower level) will be $250, Field Reserved will be $62, Terrace Boxes (middle level) will be $125, the Outfield Pavilions $60, View Boxes (upper deck) $40, and View Reserved $35.

Getting There. It's 2,789 miles from Yankee Stadium to Angel Stadium). In other words, if you're going, you're flying. You could get round-trip fare on a nonstop flight on United Airlines from Newark to Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) for as little as $575.

Driving all that way, and all that way back, is not a good idea: Even if you get someone to go with you, and you take turns, one drives while the other one sleeps, and you pack 2 days' worth of food, and you use the side of the Interstate as a toilet, and you don't get pulled over for speeding, you'll still need over 2 full days. Each way.

But, if you really, really want to... Take Interstate 80 West across New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa and Nebraska. Just before leaving Nebraska for Colorado, you'll get on Interstate 76, and shortly before reaching Denver you'll get on Interstate 70 West. You'll take that all the way to its end in Utah, where you'll take Interstate 15 south. You'll go through a short strip of Arizona before getting into Nevada (where you'll see the Strip, Las Vegas), before getting into California.

Assuming you're not going to a hotel first (and you really should, keeping in mind that those near the stadium will be cheaper than those near Disneyland or in downtown L.A.), you'll get off I-15 at Exit 106, and get on State Route 60, the Pomona Freeway. You'll get off Route 60 at Exit 24, for State Route 57, the Orange Freeway. Take Exit 1E for Orangewood Avenue, turn right, and soon you'll be able to turn right on State College Blvd. Right after that, you'll turn right onto East Gene Autry Way, and there's the stadium.

Given an average speed of 60 miles an hour, you'll be in New Jersey for an hour and a half, Pennsylvania for 5:15, Ohio for 4 hours, Indiana for 2:30, Illinois for 2:45, Iowa for 5:15, Nebraska for 6 hours, Colorado for 7:15, Utah for 6 hours, Arizona for half an hour, Nevada for 2 hours, and California for 3 hours; for a total of 46 hours. Factor in rest stops, you'll need more like 3 full days. And, remember, that's just one way. And if you end up using Las Vegas as a rest stop, well, you might end up missing the series and end up, yourself, as what "stays in Vegas."

That's still faster than Greyhound and Amtrak. Greyhound will take about 68 hours, you'll be changing buses as many as 3 times, and it could cost $804 round-trip, though it can drop to $540 with advanced purchase.

If you do go all the way to Los Angeles for your hotel, it's a 40-minute drive from downtown L.A. to Angel Stadium down Interstate 5, and a 42-minute trip on Amtrak or a 45-minute trip down the Metrolink Orange County Line from L.A.'s Union Station to the Anaheim Regional Transportation Intermodal Center, a.k.a. ARTIC, a.k.a. The Iceberg, at 2626 East Katella Avenue, a short distance from center field at the ballpark.
Anaheim Station, a.k.a. the Iceberg

If you follow this advice, you'll be taking Amtrak's Lake Shore Limited out of New York's Penn Station at 3:40 PM Eastern Time on Friday, arriving at Chicago's Union Station at 9:45 AM Central Time on Saturday, leaving Chicago on the Southwest Chief at 3:00 PM on Saturday, and arriving at L.A.'s Union Station at 8:15 AM Pacific Time on Monday. That's $523 round-trip -- possibly cheaper than Greyhound.

Except you can't do it this time: The Friday Lake Shore Limited is sold out. 

The last Metrolink train from L.A. that will get you to Anaheim in time for a 7:00 start on Thursday night leaves at 5:40 and arrives at 6:26. The fare is $8.75 one-way, $17.50 round-trip. Unfortunately, Metrolink is a rush hour-only service, and you'll have to find another way to get back to L.A. An Amtrak Pacific Surfliner leaves Anaheim at 11:10 and gets back to Union Station at 11:57.

Unlike the Northeast Corridor, this Amtrak train is relatively cheap: $32 round-trip. Considering what New Jersey Transit, Metro-North, or the Long Island Rail Road would be to Manhattan, and then the $5.50 round-trip Subway fare to Yankee Stadium or Citi Field, this doesn't sound so bad. And it's a lot cheaper than a taxi or an Uber.
 A Metrolink train

Once In the City. Orange County, California is home to 3 million people, about 350,000 of them in the City of Anaheim, a city founded in 1857 and, since its first settlers were German, they named it "Anaheim," German for "home by the Ana," meaning the Santa Ana River.

That total of 350,000 people would make Anaheim smaller than the smallest of New York City's Boroughs, Staten Island; but larger than any city in New York State other than New York City (topped by Buffalo with 260,000), New Jersey (Newark has 275,000) or Connecticut (Bridgeport has 145,000). Add neighboring Riverside County, and there's over 5.2 million people that are, by the standard I use for each of the various teams' spheres of influence, in the Angels' "market."

The Angels have played with that idea over the years. The change of name from "Los Angeles Angels" to "California Angels" upon their move to Anaheim in 1966 was to suggest them as a team for all of California, as an alternative to the high and mighty Dodgers, much more than it was to ride on the coattails of memories of the old Los Angeles Angels of the Pacific Coast League.

This was also before the A's arrived in Oakland and the Padres arrived in San Diego (like the Angels, replacing a PCL team of the same name), and when both of those teams arrived over the next 3 years, it pretty much took the wind out of the Angels' pan-California sails.

Angels owner Arturo "Arte" Moreno's 2005 change of name to "the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim" was designed to tap into the nearly 10 million people then living in Los Angeles County, and the nearly 18 million people in the L.A. metropolitan area, 2nd in North America behind New York's 19 million. It didn't work, and in 2016, Moreno gave up the pretense, but dropped "of Anaheim" rather than "Los Angeles," and now, they're "the Los Angeles Angels" again.

But who's kidding who? Especially now that basketball legend Earvin "Magic" Johnson has bought the Dodgers, there's no way he's going to let Moreno outbid his team for the hearts and minds of Southern Californians, let alone Los Angelenos.

ZIP Codes in Orange County start with the digits 925, 926, 927 and 928; while the Area Code is 714, overlaid by 657. The sales tax in California is 7.5 percent, although it's an even 8 percent in Orange County. The Orange County Transportation Authority (OCTA) sells daily bus passes for $5.00. Despite its extensive freeway network, Los Angeles does not have a "beltway." The Los Angeles Department of Power and Water (LADPW) runs the electricity and the water for Los Angeles County, but Anaheim Public Utilities does it for Anaheim.

The population of the City of Los Angeles is about 47 percent Hispanic, 32 percent white, 11 percent Asian, and 10 percent black. For Orange County, it's very different: 47 percent white, 33 percent Hispanic, 18 percent Asian, but only 2 percent black.

Southern California has been plagued by racial strife since the beginning. People remember the Watts Riot of 1965 and the South Central Riot of 1992. But there was also the 1871 Los Angeles Anti-Chinese Riot, the 1907 Pacific Coast Race Riots, the 1929 Exeter Riot, the 1943 Zoot Suit Riot, the 1975 Chaffey High School Race Riot, the 2006 Fontana High School Riot, the 2006 California Prison Riots, and the 2008 Locke High School Riot.

Going In. The official address of Angel Stadium is 2000 East Gene Autry Way. Originally known as Anaheim Stadium, built in 1966, the place was known as the Big A (sometimes hyphenated as "Big-A") because of the A-shaped scoreboard in left field.
1966-79 configuration

In 1980, that board was moved out to the parking lot to be used as a message board, and replaced with a smaller A-shaped "crown" over the board on top of the football bleachers, used by the NFL's Los Angeles Rams when they played at the Big A from 1980 to 1994.

This increased capacity from the original 42,000 to 64,593, and got the stadium tagged "The Bigger A," before those bleachers were demolished in 1996 in an effort to restore a baseball-like sense of intimacy.
1980-96 configuration

As could be expected from a suburban and/or California stadium, there is as much parking as you'll see anywhere. Parking is $20.
Anaheim Stadium was renamed Edison International Field of Anaheim, or "Big Ed," for Southern California's electric company (equivalent to New York's Consolidated Edison), in 1998, and held that name when the Angels finally won a World Series in 2002. In 2003, new owner Moreno changed the name to Angel Stadium.
The Big A scoreboard today, as seen over the right field stands

You'll most likely be going into the stadium through the home plate entrance. When you do, you're going to think you've been here before, even if you haven't. This is because of the vision of Arthur "Red" Patterson.

Red, the former publicity director for the Yankees (and the man who coined the phrase "tape measure home run" to describe the wallops of Mickey Mantle) and the Dodgers (including when they moved from Brooklyn to Los Angeles), worked for the early Angels, and wanted a stadium that would be like Yankee Stadium, but, by the standards of the 1960s, modern – in other words, no support poles, and more bathrooms and concession stands.

The result ended up being very much like an updated old Yankee Stadium, and the 1973-76 renovation of the Bronx ballyard made it resemble the Big A in main structure (though not in color).
1997-present configuration

The sign reading ANGEL STADIUM behind the home plate entrance is held up by giant crossed bats, and flanked by giant red Angel batting helmets.
Like all the West Coast ballparks, the Big A has real grass. The field points northeast, but the view is ordinary, as Anaheim doesn't exactly have a skyline. You can, however, see the Ducks' arena, the Honda Center, beyond the center-field fence.

The field is not quite symmetrical: It's 330 feet down the foul lines, 387 to left-center, 370 to right-center, and 400 to center. Like all the current West Coast ballparks, it is generally considered to be a pitchers' park. The longest home run in the stadium's 53-season history is fairly recent, a 484-footer hit by outed PED user Nelson Cruz in 2012.
Beyond the outfield, installed as part of the 1997 renovation, there is a fountain, "the California Spectacular," which sends geysers of water down a tree-lined rocky area – and brings up thoughts of Royals Stadium/Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City.

And, while the old Big A scoreboard still stands, the biggest scoreboard inside the stadium is no longer in left field but in right, echoing the home of the original Los Angeles Angels, Wrigley Field. (More about this West Coast version of Wrigley later.)
And on top of the scoreboard is an ad for... the Los Angeles Times, not the Orange County Register. Moreno has decided to do what the owners of the other "second teams" – the Mets, the Chicago White Sox and the Oakland Athletics – have in recent times refused to do: Fight the older, established teams for a majority of fans in the metro area.

He won't move the team into the County, much less into the City, of Los Angeles -- after all, why waste a perfectly suitable, if not perfect, ballpark? -- but he was the one who changed the names of the team and the ballpark, so that it would no longer be an Anaheim or an Orange County team, but a team that, theoretically, would represent all of Southern California.
Which was exactly the opposite of what was intended when the Walt Disney Company bought the team from Gene Autry's widow Jackie: They figured that Orange County, growing like gangbusters during the team's existence, now over half a century, was enough, and building loyalty to Orange County would work. They were right: It did. But Moreno thinks bigger, and he is fighting the Dodgers for command of the metropolitan area.

It hasn't worked: 2011, the 51st season of combined play by the two area teams, was the 1st time the Angels had a higher attendance than the Dodgers: 39,090 to 36,236. But with Magic running the Dodgers and heavily committed to restoring their former glory, Moreno -- who went from being the richest MLB owner on the West Coast to being the poorest MLB owner in the Los Angeles area -- is losing the fight for area fans' hearts and minds.

Still, the Angels have been seen as a model franchise the last few years, and the Dodgers, under the ownership of Frank McCourt, were not. And the Angels were by far the more successful team in the 2000s, but that has completely turned around in the 2010s. While the Angels still have SoCal's most recent World Series win, they no longer have its most recent Pennant.

In addition to the Angels and the Rams, Angel Stadium, under the Anaheim Stadium name, was the home field for the Southern California Sun of the World Football League in 1974 and '75, the California Surf of the old North American Soccer League from 1978 to '81, and college football's Freedom Bowl from 1984 to '94. It has hosted 2 games by the U.S. soccer team, within 4 days of each other in January 1996, both wins, over Trinidad & Tobago and El Salvador. Also in 1996, the stadium hosted 5 games of the CONCACAF Gold Cup.

The Honda Center, home of the Ducks, is 1 mile away; Dignity Health Sports Park in Carson, home of the Galaxy, 24; the Crypto.com Arena in downtown Los Angeles, home of the Lakers, Clippers and Kings, 30; Dodger Stadium, 31; the Los Angeles Coliseum, home of USC football and temporary home of the Rams, and Banc of California Stadium, home of MLS' Los Angeles FC, 32; the Forum and SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, 33; the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, also the home of UCLA football, 35; Pauley Pavilion and the UCLA campus, 42.

Food. Aramark Sports & Entertainment, the successor corporation to the Harry M. Stevens Company that invented ballpark concessions, provides food and beverage services for the Big A. However, there is little that is unusual or special about Anaheim food.

In fact, back in 1985, when the football bleachers were up, Bob Wood, a junior high school history teacher who was going to all 26 ballparks then in the majors, reported for his book Dodger Dogs to Fenway Franks that the main purpose of the Anaheim Stadium scoreboard (the successor to the Big-A board) was not to give you details about the game you were watching, but "to remind you... that Coke is It!"

(Hey, at least it wasn't that giant "This Bud's For You" sign on top of the Shea Stadium scoreboard, which, during the scoreboard's electronic rotation, would occasionally remind you to not drink and drive.)

A recent Thrillist article discussed the best food at each MLB stadium. What's the best in Anaheim? Fish, specifically trout, in honor of Mike Trout? Nope: They named Chronic Tacos, a local chain with a stand at Section 223. The article calls them "Five-tool tacos (delicious, cheap, pork, spicy, for sale)." Sounds like typical suburban Southern California: They want the benefits of Los Angeles multiculturalism, without actually having to be around large numbers of people in said cultures.

Team History Displays. A series of flagpoles beyond the left-field fence has pennants for the Angels' 2002 World Series win and their AL West titles of 1979, '82, '86, 2004, '05, '07, '08, '09 and '14.
The team's retired numbers are displayed beneath the big scoreboard in right field: 11, Jim Fregosi, shortstop 1961-71 & manager 1978-81; 26, Gene Autry, owner 1961-98 (number chosen for him because he was "the 26th Man"); 29, Rod Carew, 1st base 1979-85; 30, Nolan Ryan, pitcher, 1972-79 (obtained in a trade with the Mets for Fregosi, just thought I'd rub that in); 50, Jimmie Reese, coach 1972-94 (also L.A. area native, and Yankee teammate of Babe Ruth); and the universally-retired Number 42 of Jackie Robinson.
Not officially retired, but removed from circulation, are: 1, Bengie Molina, catcher, 1998-2005; 15, Tim Salmon, right field 1992-2006; 34, Nick Adenhart, pitcher, 2008-09, killed by a drunk driver at the start of his 2nd big-league season; and 45, Tyler Skaggs, pitcher, 2014-19, dead of a drug overdose in his hotel room during a team roadtrip.

In fact, the team has had an inordinate amount of tragedy. In addition to Adenhart and Skaggs:

* Dick Wantz, a pitcher, pitched 1 inning in the major leagues, with the Angels on April 13, 1965, and was dead of a brain tumor just 1 month later. His Number 25 has been worn since, including by All-Star outfielder Don Baylor, and is currently assigned to pitcher Michael Lorenzen.

* Bruce Heinbechner, also a pitcher, had 2 good seasons with the Angels' Class AAA affiliate, and was expected to make the team out of Spring Training in 1974, but was killed in a car crash, less than half a mile from the team's hotel.

* Mike Miley had been a star quarterback at Louisiana State University, and had played shortstop for the Angels in the 1975 and '76 seasons, but was killed in a car crash before the 1977 season. His Number 21 has been given out since, including to All-Star 1st baseman Wally Joyner, but is not currently being worn.

* Lyman Bostock, one of the top young hitters in the game, was shot and killed toward the end of the 1978 season, in a case of mistaken identity. His Number 10 is not retired, officially or otherwise, but is not currently being worn.

* Donnie Moore had been the Angels' closer for most of the 1980s, but never emotionally recovered from giving up a key home run in the 1986 American League Championship Series. He was released by the Angels during the 1988 season. A year later, he shot his wife, then himself. She survived. He didn't. His Number 37 remained in circulation, and is currently worn by outfielder Magneuris Sierra.

The team has an Angels Hall of Fame, although I don't know where in the ballpark the display is. The 14 individual members include:

* From the 1960s: Autry, Fregosi, pitcher Dean Chance (Number 31), and 2nd baseman Bobby Knoop (Number 1).

* From the 1979 Division Champions: Autry, Fregosi, Reese, Knoop (now a coach), Ryan, Carew, 2nd baseman Bobby Grich (Number 4), outfielder-DH Don Baylor (Number 25), and catcher Brian Downing (Number 5).

* From the 1982 Division Champions: Autry, Reese, Knoop, Carew, Grich, Baylor, Downing, and pitcher Mike Witt (Number 39).

* From the 1986 Division Champions: Autry, Reese, Knoop, Downing (by this point, a left fielder), Witt, and pitcher Chuck Finley (Number 31).

* From the 1995 team that led the Division most of the way, but had an epic collapse and lost a Playoff to the Seattle Mariners: Autry, Knoop, Finley, Salmon, and left fielder Garret Anderson (Number 16).

* From the 2002 World Champions; Salmon and Anderson. In addition, the 2002 team was elected as a whole. Salmon was also there for the Division titles of 2004, but not '05, as he was injured all season, and retired after '06. Anderson was there for the 2004, '05, '07 and '08 Division Champions. Right fielder Vladimir Guerrero Sr. arrived in 2004, and was there for the '04, '05, '07, '08 and '09 Division Champions. As yet, no players who played on the 2014 Division Champions has been elected.
Brian Downing's Angels Hall of Fame plaque.
He hit 222 of his 275 career home runs with the Angels.
When he left in 1990, he was their career leader in games,
at-bats, runs, hits, total bases, doubles, home runs, RBIs,
extra-base hits, walks and sacrifice flies.

Oddly, some of the Baseball Hall-of-Famers who played for the Angels are not in the Angels Hall of Fame, including ex-Yankees Reggie Jackson ('82 & '86 Division titles), Dave Winfield and Rickey Henderson. Nor is Cooperstowner Bert Blyleven, who gave up a home run to Mark Grace to give the Cubs a World Series win over the Angels in the 1990 film Taking Care of Business – with Joe Torre playing himself as a broadcaster.

In 1990, the idea of either the Cubs or the Angels reaching the World Series was "fantasy baseball": It could only take place in the movies. The Angels also won a Pennant in the 1994 version of Angels In the Outfield, in which they, like the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 1951 original version, were considered so bad that they needed divine intervention. How much of a fantasy was that? As it turned out, nobody won the Pennant in 1994, because Commissioner Bud Selig canceled the postseason due to the strike.

It's not that Gene Autry wasn't willing to spend big to try. In 1982, the Angels had Reggie Jackson (leading the league in home runs), Rod Carew, Don Baylor, Fred Lynn, Brian Downing, Bobby Grich Bob Boone, Rick Burleson and Doug DeCinces. Their pitching staff included Tommy John, Luis Tiant, Stan Bahnsen, Ken Forsch, Steve Renko, Bruce Kison, John Curtis and Mike Witt. They had all of those guys, all at the same time. The Yankees, the Red Sox and the Royals all had down years compared to what they had been doing. And the Orioles just missed the Playoffs. And they had a two games to none lead in the ALCS, when it was best three out of five. And they still couldn't win a Pennant.

A lot of sports movies are set in the Los Angeles area, to be close to the Hollywood studios and the stars' homes. Particularly when they need outdoor sports, they will use Dodger Stadium or the Los Angeles Coliseum. But Anaheim Stadium couldn't be used for the Angels In the Outfield remake, because damage from the Northridge Earthquake was still being repaired. Overhead shots from file footage were used, but while the damage to the stadium was repaired in time for Opening Day, filming was moved to the Oakland Coliseum.

The Angels were also the home team in the 1988 film The Naked Gun, with Leslie Nielsen doing his deadpan comedy/dumb hero bit, as LAPD Lieutenant Frank Drebin trying to stop a brainwashed Reggie from assassinating Queen Elizabeth II: "I... must kill... the Queen." Drebin stopped Reggie. Of course, this wasn't in October.

There is also a statue of Autry, near the front entrance. It shows him removing his cowboy hat, and bending down and reaching out, as if to shake hands with a child.
In 1999, Ryan was named to the Major League Baseball All-Century Team. That same year, he, Carew and Reggie were named to The Sporting News' 100 Greatest Players. In 2006, Angels fans chose Carew, rather than Ryan or Reggie, in the DHL Hometown Heroes poll. In 2022, ESPN named its 100 Greatest Baseball Players. Among players who played significant time for the Angels, Mike Trout was (very prematurely) ranked 15th, Albert Pujols 30th, Nolan Ryan 42nd, Reggie Jackson 55th, Rod Carew 75th, and Vladimir Guerrero 77th.

The Angels' rivalries with the other AL Western Division teams -- present members the Oakland Athletics, the Seattle Mariners and the Texas Rangers; and former members the Chicago White Sox, the Kansas City Royals and the Minnesota Twins -- don't mean as much to their fans as the so-called "Freeway Series" in Interleague Play with the Los Angeles Dodgers. Despite the Dodgers being the more successful team, both historically and recently, the Angels lead the series, 73-67. The Angels have won 11 season series, the Dodgers 7, and there have been 8 season splits.

Stuff. The Angels have Team Stores in a few locations in the Big A. Additional merchandise locations and novelty kiosks are open throughout the stadium during all home games. I do not know if they sell plastic halos or stuffed Rally Monkeys, but it would understandable (if silly) if they did.

There haven't been a whole lot of books written about the Angels, in spite of their no longer being an expansion team. Amazon.com lists The Official History of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim as being available, and there are a few generic books about the team, including Salmon's recently-released memoir Always an Angel: Playing the Game With Fire and Faith.

There is no team-history DVD available, no Essential Games of the Angels or Essential Games of Angel Stadium DVD collection. But the 2002 World Series official highlight film is available.

During the Game. A recent Thrillist article on "Baseball's Most Intolerable Fans" ranked Angel fans 16th, right in the middle. The article suggests that Angel fans aren't particularly smart: "Deep down they all know 'Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim' is the dumbest shit ever, but none of them will actually admit it."

There is no team, except maybe the Dodgers, that Angel fans hate more than the Yankees, but they do fit the Southern California "laid-back" stereotype. They will not initiate violence against you.

None of the 3 games in this Yankees-Angels series will feature a promotion. The Angels take the field to the song "Calling All Angels" by Train – not to be confused with "Trouble In Paradise" by the Brooklyn doo-wop group Johnny Maestro & the Crests, which starts with the words "Calling all angels." I like that song, but I don't like the Train song. They hold auditions for National Anthem singers, instead of having a regular.

The Angels don't have a guy in a suit to act as a mascot, but they do have the Rally Monkey. Thankfully, the damn thing only appears on the video board if the Angels are losing or tied during the 7th inning, holding a sign saying, "RALLY TIME!" and jumping to the song "Jump Around" by House of Pain – whose frontman, Erik "Everlast" Schrody, is a Long Island native who, due to his New York and Irish heritage, sometimes calls himself "Whitey Ford." (He even titled an album Whitey Ford Sings the Blues and another Eat at Whitey's.)
The damn thing

I hope both Everlast and the Yankees' Whitey Ford get royalties from the Angels. If the Angels win, he returns to the video board, holding up a sign saying, "ANGELS WIN!"

The Angels also appear to have been the 1st North American sports team to give their fans those annoying long plastic balloons called Thunderstix. Like the damn monkey, that, alone, is a reason to be furious with them.

During the 7th Inning Stretch, after playing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," they play "Build Me Up Buttercup" by the Foundations. I don't like that song, either. (Remember, just because it's an old song doesn't necessarily mean I like it.) Their postgame victory song is "Paradise City." Even though Guns N' Roses were a Los Angeles-based band, the video for the song was filmed at Giants Stadium.

After the Game. Angel Stadium is yet another of those 1960s-70s suburban islands in a sea of parking, so you won't be in any neighborhood, much less in a bad one.

The closest thing I could find to a Yankee-friendly bar near the Anaheim arena and stadium was the Katella Grill, at 1325 W. Katella Avenue in Orange, about 3 miles away, across the Santa Ana River. It got some praise from New Yorkers as a nice place. But it is now listed as permanently closed.

Rick's Tavern On Main is the home of the L.A. area's Yankees fan club. 2907 Main Street in Santa Monica, 2 blocks in from the beach. Bus 733 from downtown L.A. (While the 1970s sitcom Three's Company was set in Santa Monica, close to the beach, I cannot confirm that Rick's was the basis for the Regal Beagle.) West 4th & Jane is owned by a New Yorker and is an L.A.-area haven for Met fans. 1432 4th Street, Santa Monica. Bus R10.

O'Brien's Irish Pub at 2226 Wilshire Blvd. in Santa Monica is the home of the local fan club of the New York Giants football team. Bus R10. (Although it's also in Santa Monica, it's 3 miles in from the beach and Rick's.) On The Thirty is the home of L.A. area Jets fans. 14622 Ventura Blvd., Sherman Oaks. Metro Red Line to Universal/Studio City, then transfer to Bus 150. I have been unable to find a corresponding Met fans' bar.

If your visit to Los Angeles is during the European soccer season (which is in progress), the best soccer bar in the L.A. area is The Fox & Hounds (that's plural), 11100 Ventura Blvd., Studio City. Metro Red Line to Universal/Studio City, then Bus 150 or 240 to Ventura & Arch.

Sidelights. On November 30, 2018, Thrillist published a list of "America's 25 Most Fun Cities." As you might guess, the country's 2nd biggest metropolitan area came in 2nd, behind the biggest, New York.

The Los Angeles metropolitan area, in spite of not having Major League Baseball until 1958, has a very rich sports history. And while L.A. is still a car-first city, it does have a bus system and even has a subway now. You'll need it to visit during the 2028 Olympics, which L.A. has been awarded.

* Honda Center. Previously known as the Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim, it is across the railroad, the Orange Freeway and Katella Avenue from Angel Stadium. It has been home from the beginning of the franchise in 1993 to the NHL's Anaheim Ducks – formerly the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim, and I still tend to call them the Mighty Dorks and the Mighty Schmucks (and one of my regular readers likes to call them the Lame Ducks).
The NCAA held its hockey Frozen Four there in 1999. 2695 E. Katella Avenue. Anaheim Metrolink stop.

* Anaheim Convention Center. With the Angels having opened house in Orange County in 1966, prospective owners of teams in other sports began to consider the area. This complex opened in 1967, and includes a 7,500-seat arena.

That year, it became the home of a charter team in the American Basketball Association, the Anaheim Amigos, who couldn't even come close to filling the small capacity, averaging just 1,293 fans per home game. I've been to many a high school basketball game with more attendees than that. So the team moved up the freeway to the L.A. Sports Arena, and became the Los Angeles Stars. They were no more successful there, and moved to Salt Lake City, where, as the Utah Stars, they won the 1971 ABA title.

The ACC was home to the Anaheim Oranges of World Team Tennis in 1978, the California Surf of the indoor version of the old North American Soccer League in 1979-80, the wrestling matches of the 1984 Olympics, and the Big West Conference basketball tournaments (men's and women's) from 2001 to 2010. But if you don't count the ABA, then it's hosted exactly 1 major league sporting event ever, and then only as an emergency: On May 3, 1992, with the South Central riots still raging mere blocks from the Sports Arena, the Clippers moved Game 4 of their Playoff series with the Utah Jazz to the ACC, and won 115-107.

The Los Angeles Kings have never played at the Anaheim Convention Center. Nor have the Sacramento Kings. But the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley, sang here on April 23 and 24, 1973 and November 30, 1976.

The ACC is now the largest exhibit facility on the West Coast. 800 W. Katella Avenue, across the street from Disneyland, about 2 miles west of Angel Stadium, and about 2 1/2 miles west of the Honda Center. Bus 50 goes down Katella between the venues.

* Dodger Stadium. Walter O'Malley's Temple of Greed has been home to the Bums since 1962 -- shockingly, for those of us raised on the myth of the Brooklyn Dodgers, that not only means it's lasted longer than Ebbets Field did, but it's now the 3rd-oldest stadium in the majors, behind only Fenway Park and Wrigley Field. (Angel Stadium is 4th, a few months older than the Oakland Coliseum.) However, the place is now in the process of being modernized, little by little, and Magic fully intends that, having seen a 50th Anniversary, the Chavez Ravine amphitheatre will see a 100th.

The Dodgers groundshared with the Angels from 1962 to 1965, although the Angels, not wanting to promote the Dodgers, printed tickets that gave the name of the neighborhood, "Chavez Ravine," instead of "Dodger Stadium." Fed up with O'Malley, Gene Autry had the Anaheim stadium built, and got out.
The Dodgers clinched the World Series over the Yankees here in 1963, and took 3 straight from them in 1981; the Yanks took 2 of 3 in 1977 and clinched here in 1978. Sandy Koufax & Don Drysdale, Maury Wills, Tommy & Willie Davis, Steve "Not My Padre" Garvey, Don Sutton, Fernando Valenzuela, Orel Hershiser, Kirk Gibson. Just don't wear San Francisco Giants gear here, or they might try to kill you. No, I'm not kidding: Against all other teams, they show up in the 3rd inning and leave in the 7th Inning Stretch; against San Fran, they turn into Raiders fans.

It has never hosted a pro football or soccer team, but there have been college football games played there. The Beatles played their next-to-last concert at Dodger Stadium on August 28, 1966, before concluding their last tour up the coast at Candlestick Park the next night. It didn't host another concert until 1975, when Elton John sold it out on back-to-back nights (wearing a sequined Dodger jersey designed by Bob Mackie), and then not again until the Jacksons' 1984 Victory Tour. Pope John Paul II delivered a Mass there in 1987, and the Three Tenors held a concert there, telecast worldwide, on July 16, 1994, in conjunction with the World Cup. During a 2008 concert, Madonna brought on Britney Spears (they didn't kiss this time) and Justin Timberlake as guests.

1000 Vin Scully Avenue (formerly Elysian Park Avenue), Los Angeles. Too far to walk from the nearest subway stop, and while there is a Dodger Stadium Express bus, it only operates on Dodger home game days.

* Wrigley Field. Yes, you read that right: The Pacific Coast League's Los Angeles Angels played here from 1925 to 1957, and the AL's version played their first season here, 1961. The PCL Angels were a farm team of the Chicago Cubs, and when chewing-gum magnate William Wrigley Jr. bought them both, he built the Angels' park to look like what was then known as Cubs Park, and then named this one, and then the Chicago one, Wrigley Field. So this ballpark was Wrigley Field first. The Angels' PCL rivals, the Hollywood Stars, shared it from 1926 to 1935. Its capacity of 22,000 was too small for the Dodgers, and the AL Angels moved out after one season.
The PCL Angels won 5 Pennants while playing here: 1926, 1933, 1934, 1947 and 1956. They won these on top of the 7 they won before moving in: 1903, 1905, 1907, 1908, 1916, 1918 and 1921. So that's 12 Pennants total. The Stars won Pennants here in 1929 and 1930. It hosted a U.S. soccer loss to England in 1959 and a draw vs. Mexico the next year.

Torn down in 1966, it lives on in ESPN Classic rebroadcasts of Home Run Derby, filmed there (because it was close to Hollywood) prior to the 1960 season. Mickey Mantle was a fixture, but the only other guy thought of as a Yankee to participate was Bob Cerv (then with the Kansas City A's). Yogi Berra wasn't invited, nor was Moose Skowron, nor Roger Maris (who had yet to play his first game in Pinstripes).

This Wrigley Field hosted 2 fights for the Heavyweight Championship of the World, both won by the defending Champions: Joe Louis knocking Jack Roper out in the 1st round on April 17, 1939; and Floyd Patterson defeating Roy Harris by decision on August 18, 1958.

42nd Place, Avalon Blvd., 41st & San Pedro Streets. Metro Red Line to 7th Street/Metro Center station, transfer to Number 70 bus. Be careful, this is South Central, so if you're overly nervous, you may want to skip this one.

* Gilmore Field. Home to the Hollywood Stars, this 13,000-seat park didn't last long, from 1939 to 1957.  The Stars won PCL Pennants here in 1949, 1952 and 1953. A football field, Gilmore Stadium, was adjacent. CBS Television City was built on the site. 7700 Beverly Blvd. at The Grove Drive.  Metro Red Line to Vermont/Beverly station, then either the 14 or 37 bus.

* Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Probably the most famous building in the State of California, unless you count San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge or the HOLLYWOOD sign.  The University of Southern California (USC) has played football here since 1923. The University of California at Los Angeles (UCLA) played here from 1928 to 1981, when they inexplicably moved out of the Coliseum, and the city that forms their name, into a stadium that could arguably be called USC's other home field.

The Coliseum was the centerpiece of the 1932 and 1984 Olympic Games. It was home to the NFL's Rams from 1946 to 1979 and the Raiders from 1982 to 1994, and to a number of teams in other leagues, including the AFL's Chargers in 1960 before they moved down the coast to San Diego.

The Dodgers played here from 1958 to 1961 while waiting for Dodger Stadium to be ready, but the shape of the field led to a 251-foot left-field fence, the shortest in modern baseball history. They got the biggest crowd ever for an official baseball game, 92,706, for Game 5 of the 1959 World Series; 93,103 for Roy Campanella's testimonial, an exhibition game against the Yankees on May 7, 1959; and the largest crowd for any baseball game  played anywhere in the world, 115,300, for a preseason exhibition with the Red Sox on March 29, 2008, to celebrate their 50th Anniversary in L.A.

A crowd of 102,368 on November 10, 1957, for a rivalry game between the Rams and the San Francisco 49ers, stood as a regular-season NFL record until 2005. Ironically, the first Super Bowl, held here on January 15, 1967 (Green Bay Packers 35, Kansas City Chiefs 17) was only 2/3rds sold -- the only Super Bowl that did not sell out. Super Bowl VII (Miami Dolphins 14, Washington Redskins 7) was also played here.

It has hosted 20 matches of the U.S. soccer team -- only Robert F. Kennedy Stadium in Washington has hosted more. The U.S. has won 9 of those games, lost 7 and drawn 4.

Officially, the Coliseum now seats 93,607, and will be the stopgap home for the returned Rams until the 2019 season, as their new stadium in Inglewood won't be ready until 2020. Oddly, since both teams moved away after the 1994 season, the Oakland Raiders seem to be the most popular NFL team in Los Angeles County, but the much closer San Diego Chargers, 90 miles away, are the most popular team in Orange County. Both teams have been rumored to be among those moving to Los Angeles. The Jacksonville Jaguars have also been mentioned as a possibility.

In 2018, wanting the money from selling naming rights, but not wanting to ruin the brand name that "The Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum" has become, or to insult the veterans of the City and the County of Los Angeles by taking the name off, the Coliseum Commission sold naming rights to the field, but not the stadium. It is now United Airlines Field at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.

* Banc of California Stadium and site of Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena. Next-door to the Coliseum, The Sports Arena opened in 1959, and hosted the Democratic Convention the next year, although John F. Kennedy gave his acceptance speech at a packed Coliseum, debuting his theme of a "New Frontier."

The NBA's Lakers played there from 1960 to 1967, the NHL's Kings their first few home games in 1967 before the Forum was ready, the NBA's Clippers from 1984 to 1999, the ABA's Stars from 1968 to 1970, the WHA's Sharks from 1972 to 1974, the 1968 and 1972 NCAA Final Fours (both won by UCLA even though it was USC's home court, the 1st over North Carolina, the 2nd over Florida State), USC basketball from 1959 to 2006, and UCLA basketball a few times before Pauley Pavilion opened in 1965 and again in 2011-12 due to Pauley's renovation.

Due to its closeness to Hollywood studios, the Sports Arena was often used for movies that need an arena to simulate a basketball or hockey game, a fight (including the Rocky films), a concert, or a political convention. Lots of rock concerts were held here, and Bruce Springsteen, on its stage, called the building "the joint that don't disappoint" and "the dump that jumps."

Bruce played the Sports Arena's last event. It has been demolished, so that Banc of California Stadium, the home of the Major League Soccer expansion team, Los Angeles FC, could be built on the site. LAFC will play its 1st home game there on Sunday, April 29, the day this Yankees-Angels series ends. Angel City FC of the National Women's Soccer League began play there this year.

3900 Block of S. Figueroa Street, just off the USC campus in Exposition Park. The California Science Center (including the space shuttle Endeavour), the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County, and the California African American Museum are also there, and the Shrine Auditorium, former site of the Academy Awards, is but a few steps away. Metro Expo Line to Expo Park/USC. Although this is on the edge of South Central, you will probably be safe.

* Galen Center. In 2006, USC basketball finally had a home it owned, and at which it had first choice of scheduling -- ironic, considering their having first choice at the Coliseum infuriated the Rosenblooms of the Rams, the Hiltons of the Chargers, and Al Davis of the Raiders, and made the Spanoses of the Chargers decide not to use it until the Inglewood stadium opens.
Seating 10,258, it is named for Louis and Helen Galen, bankers and longtime USC fans who donated $50 million, which turned out to be 1/3rd of the building's cost. The Jim Sterkel Court is named for a USC basketball player who died of cancer. On May 10, 2014, the vacant WBC Heavyweight Championship was awarded there when Bermane Stiverne knocked Chris Arreola out there.

3400 S. Figueroa Street, 5 blocks north of the Coliseum, and to the east of USC's main campus. 

* Rose Bowl. Actually older than the Coliseum by a few months, it opened in 1922 and, except for 1942 (moved to Durham, North Carolina for fear of Japanese attack right after Pearl Harbor), it has hosted the Rose Bowl game every New Year's Day (or thereabouts) since 1923. As such, it has often felt like a home away from home for USC, Michigan and Ohio State. UCLA has used it as its home field since the 1982 season.

It hosted 5 Super Bowls, including the first ones won by the Raiders (XI) and Giants (XXI), plus the all-time biggest attendance for an NFL postseason game, 103,985, for SB XIV (Pittsburgh Steelers 31, Rams 19, the "home" field advantage not helping the Hornheads). And it hosted the 1983 Army-Navy Game, with Hollywood legend Vincent Price serving as the referee. The transportation of the entire Corps of Cadets, and the entire Brigade of Midshipmen, was said to be the largest U.S. military airlift since World War II.

It's hosted 17 games of the U.S. soccer team, the most recent being a 3-2 loss to Mexico in last year's CONCACAF Gold Cup. It's hosted several games of the 1994 World Cup, including a Semifinal and the Final. It also hosted several games of the 1999 Women's World Cup, including the Final, a.k.a. the Brandi Chastain Game. It was the original home of MLS' L.A. Galaxy, from 1996 to 2002. And it has been selected by the U.S. Soccer Federation as a finalist to be one of the host venues for the 2026 World Cup.

Rose Bowl Drive & Rosemont Avenue. Number 485 bus from Union Station to Pasadena, switch to Number 268 bus.

* Edwin W. Pauley Pavilion. Following their 1964 (and soon their 1965) National Championship, UCLA coach John Wooden wanted a suitable arena for his ever-growing program. He got it in time for the 1965-66 season, and it has hosted 9 more National Championships, making for 11 banners (10 coached by Wooden).

The building was named for an oil magnate who was also a Regent of the University of California system, whose donation to its building went a long way toward making it possible.  Edwin Pauley was a friend of, and appointee to several offices by, Presidents Franklin Roosevelt and Harry Truman, but the student protests of the 1960s led him to switch sides and support Ronald Reagan for Governor.

Pauley Pavilion was the site of the 2nd debate of the 1988 Presidential campaign, where CNN anchor Bernard Shaw asked the question that shattered the campaign of Governor Michael Dukakis – not that the Duke helped himself with his answer. Oddly, he held his Election Eve rally there, despite being a Bostonian. (In contrast, Boston's JFK held his Convention in the Coliseum complex but his Election Eve rally at the Boston Garden.)

Metro Purple Line to Wilshire/Normandie station, switch to Bus 720, then walk up Westwood Plaza to Strathmore Place. A few steps away is Drake Stadium, the track & field facility that was home to 1960 Olympic Decathlon champion Rafer Johnson and another UCLA track star you might've heard of, named Jackie Robinson. On the way up Westwood Plaza, you'll pass UCLA Medical Center, now named for someone who died there, Ronald Reagan. (John Wayne, Coach John Wooden and Michael Jackson also died there.) The UCLA campus also has a Dykstra Hall, but I'm 99 percent sure it wasn't named after Lenny Dykstra.

* The Forum. Home of the Lakers and the Kings from 1967 to 1999, built by their then-owner, Jack Kent Cooke, who went on to sell them and buy the NFL's Washington Redskins. Known from 1988 to 2003 as the Great Western Forum, after a bank. The Lakers appeared in 14 NBA Finals here, winning 6, with the Knicks clinching their last title over the Lakers here in 1973; the Kings appeared in just 1 Stanley Cup Finals here, losing it.

Now owned by the Madison Square Garden Corporation, thus run by James Dolan, which means it's going to be mismanaged. Elvis Presley sang here on November 14, 1970 and May 11, 1974. The Forum is not currently being used by any professional team, but was recently the stand-in for the Sunshine Center, the arena in the short-lived ABC sitcom Mr. Sunshine.

3900 W. Manchester Blvd. Metro Silver Line to Harbor Transitway station, switch to Number 115 bus. (Be careful, this transfer is in South Central.)

* City of Champions Stadium. The site of the Hollywood Park horse racing track in Inglewood was cleared to make way for a 70,000-seat retractable-roof stadium that will become home to the Rams in September 2020.

It has been awarded Super Bowl LVI, which will be played on February 6, 2022; and the College Football National Championship Game for the 2022-23 season. SoFi Stadium was selected as a venue for the 2026 World Cup, and it might host the Final. Same access as for the Forum.

Hollywood Park Racetrack stood at the site from 1938 to 2013. Citation, the 1948 Triple Crown winner, won his last race there in 1951, becoming the 1st horse to win over $1 million. It hosted the Breeders' Cup in 1984, 1987 and 1997.

Before the Rams, the Los Angeles Buccaneers were admitted to the NFL in 1926, but were a "traveling team," and never played a game in Los Angeles. They were made up of players from California colleges, but were based in Chicago. The Los Angeles Wildcats of the 1st American Football League were the same deal, a traveling team made up of West Coast athletes, naming them for George "Wildcat" Wilson of the University of Washington. Both teams folded the next year.

That same year, Abe Saperstein would found a basketball team in Chicago, but, like the Bucs and the Cats, make them a traveling team, and name them for a place that wasn't their real home: Since they were all-black, he named them the Harlem Globetrotters.

* Crypto.com Arena. Home of the Lakers, Clippers and Kings since 1999, and usually the home of the Grammy Awards, this arena was known as the Staples Center until 2021.  They might as well name it after a cryptocurrency: The arena is already expensive enough to make people go bankrupt.

The Kings won the Stanley Cup over the Devils here in 2012, and the Lakers have won 5 of their 7 NBA Finals since moving in. The Democratic Convention was held here in 2000, nominating Al Gore. On 3 occasions, Vitali Klitschko fought for the WBC edition of the Heavyweight Championship of the World at the Staples Center. On June 21, 2003, he was knocked out by Lennox Lewis. But after Lewis vacated the title by retiring (there hasn't been an undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World since), Klitschko was awarded the title by knocking Corrie Sanders out there on April 24, 2004. On September 26, 2009, he won a decision over Chris Arreola.

1111 S. Figueroa Street, Los Angeles. Nearest Metro stop is Westlake/MacArthur Park, 8 blocks away. Yes, that MacArthur Park, the one where songwriter Jimmy Webb used to take the girlfriend who ended up leaving him and inspiring the song of the same title recorded by Richard Harris and later Donna Summer, and "By the Time I Get to Phoenix" by Glen Campbell, and "The Worst That Could Happen" by Johnny Maestro's later group, the Brooklyn Bridge. The worst that could happen there now, you don't want to know: Since the 1980s, it's been a magnet for gang violence, although this was significantly reduced in the 2000s.

The Clippers plan to move for the 2024-25 season, to the Intuit Dome. It will be located just south of SoFi Stadium, and seat 18,000. This will be the first time in the franchise's history -- in Buffalo, San Diego, or the Los Angeles area -- that the Clippers will control their own venue.

* Titan Stadium. On the campus of California State University, Fullerton, this 10,000-seat facility is better known for soccer, having been used for NCAA Tournament games, U.S. Open Cup matches by the Los Angeles Galaxy, and 8 games by the U.S. national team -- which is undefeated there, winning 4 and drawing 4. 800 N. State College Blvd. Metrolink Blue Line from L.A. to Buena Park, then Number 24 bus. Or Number 57 bus from Angel Stadium.

* Dignity Health Sports Partk. Formerly the Home Depot Center and the StubHub Center, this 30,500-seat stadium has been home to MLS' Los Angeles Galaxy since it opened in 2003, and Chivas USA from its formation in 2004 until it went out of business in 2014. Now, for the 2017, '18 and '19 seasons, it will be the home field of the Los Angeles Chargers, until the City of Champions Stadium opens.

Aside from the regular-season title of the Western Conference in 2007, Chivas USA, a subsidiary of the legendary Guadalajara, Mexico-based Chivas, won nothing. But the Gals -- yes, they get that feminized nickname -- have won more MLS Cups than any other team, 5: 2002, 2005, 2011, 2012 and 2014, all but the 1st while playing here. They also won the CONCACAF Champions League, in 2000, and the U.S. Open Cup in 2001 and 2005.

It's hosted the MLS Cup Final in 2003, 2004, 2008, 2011, 2012 and 2014. It's hosted 12 games by the national team, most recently a win over Canada on February 5, 2016, winning 8, losing 2 and drawing 2. It hosted 6 games of the 2003 Women's World Cup, including the Final, in which Germany beat Sweden.

It's been renamed the Dignity Health Sports Park, and the Chargers have moved out. The football team of San Diego State University used it for the 2021 football season, while their Snapdragon Stadium was built on the site of Jack Murphy Stadium.

18400 Avalon Blvd. in Carson, adjacent to Cal State-Dominguez Hills. Public transport is difficult. You'd have to take 2 buses: First, the 910 or 950 Silver Line from downtown to the Harbor Gateway Transit Center, then the 246 San Pedro-Point Fermin line. That will get you to the corner of Avalon Blvd. and Victoria Street, the northwestern corner of the stadium's property.

* Veterans Memorial Stadium. This 11,600-seat stadium, opening in 1948, was the home field for the football program at California State University at Long Beach, a.k.a. Cal State-Long Beach, CSU-Long Beach or Long Beach State, from 1955 until the program was folded in 1991.

On April 28, 1957, it was the site of the 1st game for the U.S. soccer team against Mexico on home soil. Of the 10 previous meetings, starting at the 1934 World Cup, 1 (the 1st ) was in Italy, 1 was in a tournament in Cuba, and the rest were in Mexico City. It was a qualifier for the 1958 World Cup, and it didn't go so well: About 12,500 fans attended, most of them Mexicans coming over the border or Mexican-Americans choosing heritage over homeland, and Mexico won 7-2. Aside from that 1st match in 1934, the U.S. would not beat Mexico until 1980.

Like the old Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia, it is locally known as simply "The Vet." 5000 E. Lew Davis Street, about 19 miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles. Not easy to get to by public transportation: Bus 910 or 950 to Harbor/Century Transitway Station, then Metro Green Line to Lakewood Blvd., then Bus 266 to Lakewood & Michelson, then Bus 112 to Clark & Lew Davis.

* Murdock Stadium. This 12,127-seat stadium on the campus of El Camino College was home to the NASL's Los Angeles Aztecs in 1975 and '76. It also hosted CONCACAF Gold Cup games, 2 in 1985 and 1 in 1989, and a game in the 1991 North American Nations Cup. The U.S. was the home team in all of them, winning 2, drawing 1 and losing 1. 16007 Crenshaw Blvd, in Torrance, 15 miles southwest of downtown Los Angeles. Bus 45 to Figueroa/Harbor Freeway Station, then Bus 2 to Redondo Beach Blvd, then a half-mile walk west.

* Gersten Pavilion. This 4,156-seat arena opened in 1981 as the home court for Loyola Marymount University, best known for their 1990 postseason run that included the death of Hank Gathers. For this reason, it is known as Hank's House. 1 LMU Drive. Bus 733 to Venice & Lincoln, then Bus 3 to Manchester & Loyola.

* Site of Naud Junction Pavilion. Naud Junction was the site of a warehouse built by Edouard Naud, including a signal tower at Alameda and Ord Streets. It lasted until 1940, when Union Station was built.

From 1905 to 1913, the site also included the Naud Junction Pavilion, also known as the Pacific Athletic Club. At this building, 4 fights for the Heavyweight Championship of the World were held, all successful defenses for Champion Tommy Burns: Against Marvin Hart, from whom he'd won the title the year before, on February 23, 1906; against Fireman Jim Flynn on October 2, 1906; against Light Heavyweight Champion Philadelphia Jack O'Brien on November 28, 1906; and against O'Brien again on May 8, 1907.

* Santa Anita Park. Opening on Christmas Day 1934, the West Coast's premier thoroughbred horse racing track annually hosts the Santa Anita Derby, one of the warmup races for the Triple Crown. It has also hosted the Breeders' Cup more times than any other track. How many times, Ed Rooney? "Nine times!": 1986, 1993, 2003, 2008, 2009, 2012, 2013, 2014 and 2016.

It's yet another location which, due to its proximity to Hollywood, has frequently served as a filming location for its usual subject: The Marx Brothers' A Day at the Races and the original version of A Star Is Born in 1937, and The Story of Seabiscuit in 1949. Seabiscuit had famously won his last race there, the 1940 Santa Anita Handicap. The ill-fated 2012 TV series Luck was also filmed there.

It also includes statues of several horses, including Seabiscuit, John Henry and Zenyatta; and jockeys such as Johnny Longden, Bill Shoemaker and Laffit Pincay Jr. 285 Huntington Drive in Arcadia, about 13 miles northeast of downtown Los Angeles. Metro Gold to Arcadia.

* Hollywood Bowl. This 17,376-seat outdoor amphitheater in the Hollywood Hills, with the 44-foot-high HOLLYWOOD sign in the background, is one of the best-known concert venues in the world. Opening in 1922, it should be familiar to anyone who's seen films such as the original 1937 version of A Star Is Born, Double Indemnity, Xanadu, and Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl. The Beatles played here on August 23, 1964, and again on August 29 & 30, 1965. Jazz icon Miles Davis played what turned out to be his last concert here on August 25, 1991. 

2301 N. Highland Avenue. Metro Red Line to Hollywood/Highland Station, then walk almost a mile up Highland.

* Academy Award ceremony sites. The Oscars have been held at:
** 1929, Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel (7000 Hollywood Blvd.).
** 1930-43, alternated between the Ambassador Hotel, 3400 Wilshire Blvd.; and the Biltmore Hotel, 506 S. Grand Avenue, downtown.
** 1944-46, Grauman's Chinese Theater (more about that in a moment).
** 1947-48, Shrine Auditorium, 665. W. Jefferson Blvd., Los Angeles (Metro Silver Line to Figueroa/Washington, transfer to Number 81 bus). Elvis sang here on June 8, 1956.
** 1949, Academy Award Theatre, at Academy headquarters on Melrose Avenue.
** 1950-60, Pantages Theatre, 6233 Hollywood Blvd., Los Angeles.
** 1961-68, Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, which also hosted the legendary televised rock concert The T.A.M.I. Show in 1964, 1855 Main Street, Santa Monica (Number 10 bus from Union Station).
** 1969-2001, alternating between the Shrine Auditorium and the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion, 135 N. Grand Avenue, downtown;
** 1988-2001, Shrine Auditorium again.
** 2002-present, Dolby Theatre (formerly the Kodak Theatre, which also hosts American Idol), 6801 Hollywood Blvd (Metro Red Line to Hollywood/Highland).

All of these still stand, except the Ambassador, demolished in 2005. The site of a legendary nightclub, the Cocoanut Grove, and filming site of a lot of movies, the last movie filmed there was Bobby, in honor of the building's most tragic event, the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy on June 5, 1968. (Directed by Emilio Estevez, one of its stars was his father Martin Sheen, who may be the only actor ever to play both Jack and Bobby Kennedy, although not in this film.)

In addition to the above, Elvis sang at the Long Beach Municipal Auditorium on June 7, 1956; November 14 and 15, 1972; and April 25, 1976 (300 E. Ocean Blvd.); the Pan Pacific Auditorium on October 28 & 29, 1957 (7600 Beverly Blvd near CBS and the Gilmore stadiums, 1935-89); and the Swing Auditorium in San Bernardino on November 12 & 13, 1972, and May 10 & 13, 1974 (1949-81, demolished, 689 S. E Street, 58 miles east of downtown L.A.).

Oh yeah: He also sang at NBC's Burbank Studios, a complex which also includes, among other things, the studio where Johnny Carson from 1972 to 1992, and Jay Leno from then until 2014, hosted The Tonight Show. Elvis taped his "Comeback Special" there on June 24 and 25, 1968. 3000 W. Alameda Avenue. Metro Red Line to North Hollywood, then Bus 501 to Alameda & Olive.

The Los Angeles area is home to a few interesting museums, in addition to those mentioned at Exposition Park. The Getty Center is an art museum at 1200 Getty Center Drive, off I-405. The Autry National Center, 4700 Western Heritage Way at Zoo Drive, was founded by the Singing Cowboy and Angels founder-owner to celebrate and study the Western U.S. and Native Americans. (Metro Red Line, Hollywood/Western.) Also at Griffith Park, the Griffith Observatory, at 2800 E. Observatory Avenue, should be familiar from lots of movies (including Rebel Without a Cause) and TV shows.

The Hollywood section of town (not a separate city) has a few interesting sites,and the studio tours may be worth it, but do yourself a favor and skip the tours of stars' homes. You're probably not going to see any of the celebrities. You've got a better chance of seeing one back home on the streets of New York.

And stay away from the HOLLYWOOD sign. You might remember the shot of it in the ESPN film The Bronx Is Burning, when the Yankees went out to L.A. to play the Dodgers in the 1977 World Series, their shot of the sign was accurate: In 1977, it was falling apart, a genuine ruin. A year later, it was restored, but it's still no big deal up close. It was meant to be seen from afar.

Grauman's Chinese Theater, with its cemented signatures and footprints of stars, is the centerpiece of the Hollywood Walk of Fame at the legendary intersection of Hollywood Blvd. & Vine Street (6931 Hollywood Blvd. at Orange Drive, also at the Hollywood/Highland Metro stop).

If you're interested in American history, especially recent history, Southern California is home to 2 Presidential Libraries. Richard Nixon's is not far from Anaheim, built adjacent to the house where he was born in 1913 at 18001 Yorba Linda Blvd. in Yorba Linda, Orange County. (All year long, they are running commemorations of his 100th birthday this past January 9.) Metrolink Orange County Line from Union Station to Fullerton, then Number 26 bus to Yorba Linda.

His "Western White House" at San Clemente can be reached by I-5 or by Amtrak's Pacific Surfliner to San Juan Capistrano (the former Spanish mission where, as the song goes, the swallows return on the first day of spring) and then transferring to the Number 191 bus; however, the house, which Nixon called La Casa Pacifica, is privately owned (not by the Nixon family), and is not open to the public.

Ronald Reagan's Library is at 40 Presidential Drive in Simi Valley in Ventura County. (Reagan was born in 1911, in Tampico, Illinois, about 130 miles west of Chicago, and grew up in various northern Illinois towns before moving to California to start his acting career.) Unfortunately, the Reagan Library is next to impossible to reach without a car. Reagan's Western White House, Rancho del Cielo (Ranch in the Sky) outside Santa Barbara, is owned by a private foundation that can be contacted for tours.

The Reagans lived together at 668 St. Cloud Road, in the Bel Air section of L.A., until Ron's death in 2004. Nancy continued to live there until her death earlier this year. 668 St. Cloud Road, in Bel Air. Metro Red Line to Vermont & Sunset, then Bus 2 to Sunset & Bel Air, and then nearly a half-hour walk. It's been remarked that the ranch was his home, whereas anyplace they lived in "Hollywood" was her home.

The tallest building in Los Angeles, and the tallest building west of the Mississippi River, is the newly-completed Wilshere Grand Center, at 1,100 feet, at 900 Wilshere Blvd. at Figueroa. It surpassed the 1,018-foot Library Tower, a.k.a. the U.S. Bank Tower.

For Yankee history buffs, Casey Stengel and his wife Edna (they had no children) are buried at Forest Lawn Memorial Park. 1712 S. Glendale Avenue, in Glendale, Los Angeles County. Lots of major Hollywood stars are also buried there, including Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart. Bus 90 or 91 can get you to the corner of Glendale and Cerritos Avenues, then an 8-minute walk east.

Gene Autry and John Wooden are both buried at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills Cemetery. 6300 Forest Lawn Drive, 11 miles northwest of downtown. Not easily reachable by public transportation. New York-born baseball legend Hank Greenberg, considered the 1st Jewish baseball superstar, is buried at Hillside Memorial Park & Mortuary, 6001 West Centinela Avenue. Bus 745 to Broadway & Gage, then Bus 110 to Bristol & Centinela.

Among the sports-themed movies set and/or filmed in or around Los Angeles is the 1976 kids' baseball film The Bad News Bears, whose home field was Mason Park, 10500 Mason Avenue in Chatsworth, 29 miles northwest of downtown (Bus 92 to 1st & Olive, then Bus 164 to Victory & Woodman, then Bus 158 to Mason & Devonshire); and the basketball hustlers' film White Men Can't Jump, filmed at the courts at the Boardwalk in Venice Beach (Bus 733).

As with movies, TV shows filmed, or specifically set, in Orange County are much rarer than those set in Los Angeles County. Newport Beach was the setting for The O.C. and Arrested Development, and was also the hometown of Sam Seaborn (Rob Lowe) on The West Wing. Considering that it's definitely in California and definitely has a beach, Sunnydale, the fictional location of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, might be in Orange County.

Did I forget anything important? Oh yeah, Anaheim's original tourist destination. Most people I've talked to who have been to both Disneyland in Anaheim and Walt Disney World outside Orlando, Florida have said that the Florida one is a lot better.

Anyway, the address is 1313 S. Harbor Blvd. in Anaheim, and if you're staying in Los Angeles, just drive down I-5. Public transportation is possible, but it's a mile and a half from the closest bus stop to Disneyland's gates.

Also nearby is another theme park, Knott's Berry Farm, which preceded Disneyland by 15 years (opening in 1940). With its association with the Peanuts characters such as Charlie Brown and Snoopy (much as Disneyland and Disney World have Mickey Mouse and friends, and Six Flags uses the Warner Brothers cartoon characters such as Bugs Bunny), it remains one of the top 15 most-visited theme parks in North America. Its Supreme Scream rollercoaster, 312 feet tall, is currently the tallest structure of any kind in Orange County.

8039 Beach Blvd., Buena Park. About 6 miles due west of downtown Anaheim, 9 miles northwest of Angel Stadium, 22 miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles. From Anaheim, Number 50 bus to 29 bus. From Los Angeles, Number 707 to Number 460.

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So, if you can afford it, go on out and join your fellow Yankee Fans in going coast-to-coast, and enjoy the Yanks-Angels matchup, and enjoy the sights and sounds of Southern California.

Saturday, January 22, 2022

January 22, 1982: The Day My Childhood Ended

January 22, 1982, 40 years ago: Reggie Jackson signs a 5-year contract with the California Angels. With incentive clauses, it turns out to be worth about $5.2 million.

For the preceding 5 seasons, Reggie had played for the New York Yankees. Team owner George Steinbrenner had made him one of the highest-paid players in baseball. Now, he was playing for the Angels, owned by Gene Autry, broadcast executive, and, before that, a music and film star known as The Singing Cowboy.

George and Gene were very different guys, but they had 2 important things in common: They both loved baseball; and, unlike most other team owners, who would happily have gone 0-162 if they thought it would make them more money than winning would (see "Brooks, Mel, The Producers"), they were both willing to spend big money if they thought it would bring big results.

Both spent big in the 1st free-agent off-season of 1976-77. In addition to Reggie, George signed pitcher Don Gullett from the 2-time defending World Champion Cincinnati Reds. The next year, he signed reliever Rich "Goose" Gossage. The Yankees won back-to-back World Series in 1977 and 1978.

In 1976-77, Gene tried to get Reggie, and did get another member of the Oakland Athletics' mid-1970s dynasty, Joe Rudi. He also got Baltimore Oriole stars Bobby Grich and Don Baylor. In 1978-79, he got Minnesota Twins batting champion Rod Carew. He won the 1979 American League Western Division title.

He lost pitcher Nolan Ryan to the Houston Astros after that season, but bolstered his team with former Astro Ken Forsch, former Yankee and Los Angeles Dodger Tommy John, former Philadelphia Phillies catcher Bob Boone (father of current Yankee manager Aaron), and former Boston Red Sox stars Fred Lynn and Rick Burleson.

Reggie and the Yankees got off to a slow start in the 1982 season -- separately. On April 27, the Angels began a series at the old Yankee Stadium. Ron Guidry was pitching for the Yankees. It was raining, it was a Tuesday night, and it was The Bronx at the depth of its crime wave. But 35,458 fans came out anyway, and the umpires let them play.

I watched this game on WPIX-Channel 11. When Reggie stepped to the plate, for the 1st time, it became clear why most of those 35,000 fans had come: It was Reggie's 1st appearance at Yankee Stadium since Game 6 of the previous year's World Series, which the Yankees lost to the Dodgers. George had let Reggie go, their once happy owner-player relationship having terribly soured. George didn't even lift a finger to sign Reggie to a new contract. And Gene Autry, knowing that Reggie had kept a home in Oakland and wanted to return to the West Coast (if not, necessarily, the Bay Area), swooped in and signed him.

And instead of booing him for leaving them, the Yankee Fans understood completely. And, as they usually had in his 5 eventful seasons with them, they chanted, "Reg-gie! Reg-gie! Reg-gie!"

In his 1st at-bat, in the 2nd inning, he popped up to 2nd. In the 5th, he came up again. Again, the chant was, "Reg-gie! Reg-gie! Reg-gie!" He singled to center. He came up again in the 7th. Again, the chant was, "Reg-gie! Reg-gie! Reg-gie!" Guidry did not give up many home runs, especially to lefthanded hitters, and Reggie was hitting into the rain against a tough lefthander. Nevertheless, Guidry threw a slider that didn't slide, and Reggie cranked it into the upper deck in right field. 

The chant was louder than ever -- or, at least, its loudest since Game 6 of the 1977 World Series -- as he crossed the plate. The cheering wouldn't stop. He came out to take a curtain call. A visiting player taking a curtain call at the old Yankee Stadium, and the home fans cheering. As far as I know, this was the only time it happened.

George Steinbrenner must have been in a foul mood. It had to have gotten fouler, because the fans soon began chanting, "Steinbrenner sucks! Steinbrenner sucks! Steinbrenner sucks!"

At the end of that inning, with the Angels leading 3-1, the umpires finally accepted that there was too much rain, and called the game. It made little sense to continue.

Reggie went on a hot streak after that, and, at age 36, hit 39 home runs to lead the AL, helping the Angels win the Division. But they lost the AL Championship Series to the Milwaukee Brewers. They came close to a Division title in 1984, but lost out to the Kansas City Royals. In 1986, they won the Division, and were 1 game away from winning the Pennant, but the Red Sox came back to embarrass them.

Reggie closed his career back in Oakland, signing a 1-year deal with the A's for 1987, and then retired with 563 career home runs -- 269 with Oakland, 27 with Baltimore, 144 with New York, and 123 in Anaheim. He was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1993, his 1st year of eligibility.

That year, George Steinbrenner admitted that letting Reggie go was the biggest mistake he had made as Yankees owner. He brought Reggie back as a front office consultant, and retired his Number 44. In 2002, he gave Reggie a Plaque in Monument Park. That year, the team then known as the Anaheim Angels finally won their 1st Pennant, and their 1st World Series, beating the Yankees in the AL Division Series along the way. (The Anaheim team is now named the Los Angeles Angels, and they have long since dropped the "of Anaheim" suffix.)

But losing Reggie to the Angels? I was 12 years old. It felt like the end of an era. In hindsight, I can say that it was the day my childhood ended, and my adolescence began. The Yankees were the reigning American League Champions. That would not be true again until I was nearly 27.

Saturday, December 25, 2021

Tales of Christmas Past -- Music

These songs debuted in the years in question, but very few did so on a Christmas Day. When that has been the case, I have said so.

December 25, 1719: "Joy to the World" debuts. Isaac Watts wrote the lyrics, and Georg Friedrich Händel wrote the melody.

In 1971, country singer and actor Hoyt Axton wrote a very different song titled "Joy to the World," and the band Three Dog Night took it to Number 1.

December 25, 1739: "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" debuts. It was written by Charles Wesley, brother of John Wesley, founder of the Methodist Church, and both brothers were prolific composers of hymns.

Charles' original opening lines were, "Hark! how all the welkin rings / Glory to the King of Kings." Eventually, he changed this to, "Hark! the herald angels sing / Glory to the newborn King."

1741, 270 years ago: Messiah is composed by George Frederic Handel. It premieres in Dublin, Ireland on April 13, 1742, and has its London premiere on March 23, 1743, at the Covent Garden Theatre (now the Royal Opera House).

Legend has it that when the "Hallelujah Chorus" was sung at the London premiere, King George II stood up, and everyone else stood out of respect. There was no record of this happening until 1756, and neither Handel (who died in 1759) nor the King (who died a year later) ever confirmed it. Regardless, it became a tradition for the audience to stand during its performance.

The "Hallelujah Chorus" has become connected with Christmas, due to its connection with Jesus. Except the Chorus, and indeed the entire oratorio, isn't about Christ's birth. It's about the end of the story: His persecution, death and resurrection. Which makes those premiere dates of April 13 and March 23 make sense, since they were close to Easter.

December 25, 1744: John Francis Wade debuts his carol, written in Latin: "Adeste Fidelis." In 1841, an English priest named Frederick Oakeley wrote English lyrics: "O Come, All Ye Faithful."

1760: "God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen" (or "God Rest Ye... ") debuts in print, with lyrics by James Nares, although the melody goes back to at least the 16th Century.

I've usually seen it, or thought I did, written as, "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen." But the comma is after "Merry": It doesn't mean, "Relax, gentlemen, God says it's okay to be merry"; it means, "Gentlemen, let God provide you with rest and merriment."

There is a gender-neutral version: "God Rest You Merry, People All," but it just doesn't sound right. 

1780: "The Twelve Days of Christmas" was first published in England. As the late Paul Louis pointed out to me, this is the "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" of Christmas songs.

The traditional 12 days run through January 5, when the Epiphany is celebrated. The song is believed to be French in origin, and is a cumulative song, with each verse being built on top of previous ones, like "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly" and "There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea."

The gifts are usually the same in the various versions, but can be moved around. Usually, it's 2 turtle doves and 3 French hens, but early versions sometimes reversed this. The entertainers -- usually 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping and 9 ladies dancing -- are sometimes interchanged.

First of all, where did your true love get all that stuff? Second of all, where are you going to put it all? I wonder if George Carlin ever incorporated this song into his bit "A Place For My Stuff."

Originally, the gift on the 4th day of 4 birds were "colley" birds, meaning coal-colored, or black. Then, with a version published in 1909, they became "calling birds," and thus have they been ever since.

Up until a version published in 1966, the 5 rings were "gold," but have since been "golden." But, as recently as the 1979 TV special John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together, Miss Piggy sang the line as "gold rings." Five golden rings? I can see getting 1, but 5? One for each finger on the hand? That doesn't make any sense, unless the singer is Elvis, Liberace, or Elton John. Or maybe Pink, or Pauley Perrette in character as Dr. Abby Sciuto of NCIS.

There's also a theory that "five gold rings" was originally "five goldspinks," another name for a five-ringed pheasant. If true, it would explain why 6 of the 1st 7 were game birds common to England, but 1 wasn't: Actually, all 7 were game birds, usable as food; while the 8th gift was the maids a-milking, also providing food; and the last 4 were all entertainers.

The value of the gifts is, I suppose, in the eye of the beholder, but on the 12th day after Christmas, between the partridge, the 2 doves, the 3 hens, the 4 calling birds, the 6 geese and the 7 swans, there's going to be a lot of bird poop to clean up. At least you'll have a lot of servants, but good luck getting the lords to quit a-leaping to do it. Eight maids a-milking? Maybe she already has 8 cows, but this is not specified in the song. Without cows, the milkmaids will have nothing to do.

Also, what's so special about a partridge, in that it's the centerpiece of the song? I looked it up: In Greek mythology, in a fit of jealous rage, Daedalus threw his nephew Perdix off a hill, and the gods turned him into the bird in question. Hence, a partridge makes his nest in a tree that's not too high off the ground, like a pear tree. In French, the bird is a "perdrix," pronounced "pair-DREE," which may have confused an Englishman.

In 2019, someone totaled up the cost of the 12 gifts: The partridge and the pear tree, $210.17; the two turtle doves, $300.00; the three French hens, $181.50; the four calling birds, $599.96; the five golden rings, $825.00; the six geese-a-laying, $420.00; the seven swans-a-swimming, a price-a-whopping $13,125.00; a day's rental of eight maids-a-milking, $58.00; a performance of nine ladies dancing, $7,552.84; a performance of ten lords-a-leaping, $10,000; a performance of eleven pipers piping, $2,748.87; and a performance of twelve drummers drumming, $2,972.25; total, $38,993.59. Somebody's going to need five sharks-a-loaning!

1788: Robert Burns, Scotland's unofficial poet laureate, writes "Auld Lang Syne," in Scots Gaelic. Somehow, it got associated with Hogmanay, the Scottish version of New Year's Eve celebrations.

Starting in 1929, Guy Lombardo and his big band, the Royal Canadians, played it just after midnight, first over radio and then on television, on CBS from a major hotel in Midtown Manhattan: The Roosevelt Hotel until 1958, and then from 1959 until 1976 at the Waldorf Astoria. Lombardo died in 1977, but network broadcasts kept doing it, including The Tonight Show on NBC and Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve on ABC (even now, after Clark's own death).

But the song has nothing to do with Christmas. So why do we associate it with December 25 along with December 31/January 1? Probably because it was used at the end of the 1946 film It's a Wonderful Life. So, blame Frank Capra.

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December 25, 1818: "Silent Night" is first performed, at (appropriately enough) the Church of St. Nicholas in Oberndorf, a town outside Salzburg, on the Galzach River which separates Austria from Germany. (If you don't count Salzburg, today home to 145,000 people, as a major city, the closest one is Munich to the west, not Vienna to the east.)

Father Joseph Mohr (1792-1848) wrote the lyrics (in German: "Stille Nacht"), and Franz Gruber (1787-1863) composed the melody. That's Franz Gruber -- not Hans Gruber, the German terrorist played by Alan Rickman in Die Hard, a film that took place on Christmas Eve 1988.

The entire song suggests that it was quiet and peaceful at the Nativity. But the Gospels make no mention of whether Mary screamed over labor pains, or whether baby Jesus cried. The Rosary Prayer, the "Hail Mary," states, "Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb" -- suggesting that both "yon virgin mother and child" may have been granted holy exemptions to the usual pains each would suffer at birth.

In 1963, although Jewish, Phil Spector used it to close A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records, beginning it with a spoken-word thanks to his listeners, while all the perfomers "woo'ed" the song in the background.

1823: "The First Noël" makes its debut, written by Davies Gilbert.

1824: "O Tannenbaum" makes its debut, written by composer, organist and music teacher Ernst Anschütz in Leipzig, Germany. "Tannenbaum" means "fir tree," as most Christmas trees were at the time. By the dawn of the 20th Century, Americans had made it "O Christmas Tree."

Its melody has been turned into the State Song of Maryland, and the former State Songs of Florida, Michigan and Iowa. In 1988, the film Moon Over Parador used its music for the National Anthem of the titular fictional South American country.

1843: French poet Placide Cappeau writes "Cantique de Noël," to celebrate the rededication of the organ at the church in his hometown of Roquemaure. In 1847, it is set to music by French composer Adolphe Adam. In 1855, Unitarian minister John Sullivan Dwight wrote English lyrics, making it "O Holy Night."

The song's soaring high notes have made it a favorite for Mariah Carey and Celine Dion. Oddly, in the middle of his 1973 song "Mr. Tanner," Harry Chapin had his bass singer and bass guitarist, John Wallace, take the title role, and sing the chorus ("Fall on your knees... "). Somehow, it works.

1849: "It Came Upon the Midnight Clear" debuts, written by Edmund Sears, pastor of a Unitarian Church in the Boston suburb of Wayland, Massachusetts.

1853: "Good King Wenceslas" debuts, written by John Mason Neale, who took it from a 13th Century song. This song, while certainly telling of genuine Christian behavior on the part of its subject, has nothing to do with Christmas. In fact, it takes place the next day: December 26, in addition to Boxing Day in the British Commonwealth, is St. Stephen's Day, the anniversary of the death of an early Christian martyr, and thus his "feast day" -- hence, "Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen."

There was a real Wenceslas, not quite a king, but Duke of Bohemia, born 907, died 935, assassinated by his brother (and, judging by his nickname, his total opposite), Boleslav the Cruel. And Wenceslas, too, has been declared a Saint, and is the patron saint of Bohemia, which is now in the Czech Republic.

1857: The most familiar Christmas song of all debuts, even though its lyrics have nothing to do with Christmas, and it was originally intended for the earlier holiday of Thanksgiving. James Lord Pierpoint, of the Boston suburb of Medford, Massachusetts, published it under the title of "One Horse Open Sleigh" -- not "Shay," as my mother always told me was correct. By 1859, it was better known as "Jingle Bells."

Guess what: This song has nothing to do with Christmas! The lyrics make no mention of Christmas. Or Jesus, by any name or title: Christ, Lord, King, King of Kings, King of Israel, King of the Jews, King of the World, King of Heaven, Prince of Peace, Emmanuel, Holy Child, Teacher, Rabbi, Wonderful Counselor... none of them.

Nor do the lyrics make any mention of presents, or a gathering family, or even Santa Claus and his entourage (Mrs. Claus, reindeer, elves, whoever else he's got up at the North Pole). "Jingle Bells" is about Winter. It has nothing whatsoever to do with Christmas. It could be sung at any time from December 1 through March 31.

Also debuting in 1857 is "We Three Kings," written by the Rev. John Henry Hopkins Jr., the rector of Christ Episcopal Church in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. He wrote it for a Christmas pageant in Manhattan.

The chorus contains the words, "Star of wonder, star of night." Great phrase, but there are no "stars of day." Yes, there is such a thing as "the morning star," but that's usually the planet Venus. There are people who believe that the Star of Bethlehem could only have been a "conjunction" of at least two planets (probably Venus and either Mars or Jupiter), looking like one big, very bright star. And, at the time of the birth of Christ, it might not have been known that these planets which looked like stars weren't actually stars. Even a king might not have known that.

Ah, but the "three kings" were never actually called kings in the Gospels. They were, however, called "wise men" in The Gospel of Matthew, Chapter 2. But even their number isn't divulged: It's presumed that there were 3, since there were 3 gifts that they presented: Gold, frankincense and myrrh. One man, one gift? That seems reasonable, but neither the Gospel nor the song specifically says that.

They have often been called scientists, astronomers or astrologers. If they were any of those things, they would have known what the Star of Bethlehem really was.

The song also says the kings are traversing "Field and fountain, moor and mountain." In this case, a "moor" is "an uncultivated hill land." But since one of the Three Kings is usually depicted as black, it might confuse people who know a "Moor" as a native of North Africa, such as the title character in Shakespeare's Othello.

December 25, 1862: Two of the most familiar Christmas songs debut. One is "Angels We Have Heard On High," written by James Chadwick, then Bishop of Hexam and Newcastle in the North-East of England.

The other is "Deck the Hall," which later became "Deck the Halls." The melody dates to 16th Century Wales, and was written in the Welsh language, Cyrmraeg. The English lyrics were written by Scottish musician Thomas Oliphant.

It includes the line, "Don we now our gay apparel." Once, this meant, "Let's all put on some bright clothing to commemorate this festive season." Now, it means, "Sweetheart, even Nicki Minaj wouldn't be caught dead wearing that!" I've gone on Twitter and asked a few people with rainbow flag icons in their bio if it's okay to still use the line. So far, all have said it is.

And I'm guessing "Troll the ancient Yuletide carol" means "Please sing an old Christmas song." It could be worse, I suppose: You could be calling a woman "Carol the ancient Yuletide troll!"

1864: "Up On the Housetop" debuts, written by Benjamin Hanby. The best-known version is by Gene Autry in 1953. The Jackson 5 also did a version that gets played on Yuletide radio.

"First comes the stocking of little Will. Oh, just see, what a glorious fill. Give him a hammer and lots of tacks. Also a ball, and a whip that cracks." Huh? Either Hanby just threw together a few words that rhyme, without thinking about how they would sound; or Santa has his priorities way out of whack; or little Will is into, uh, things that are too risqué to mention on Christmas. Maybe he's not so little.

December 25, 1865: William Chatterton Dix writes Christmas-themed lyrics to the familiar song "Greensleeves," turning it into "What Child Is This?"

This was also the Christmas season featuring the debut in published form of "Go Tell It On the Mountain," an African-American spiritual, included in a book of songs published by John Wesley Work Jr. (Work did not claim authorship for himself, which suggests that it predates his own lifetime.) His son, John Wesley Work III, was also a well-known black songwriter in his time. Neither, though, was related to a popular white folksinger and writer of the time, Henry Clay Work.

"Go Tell It On the Mountain" would also be the title of James Baldwin's 1st novel, published in 1953. The song would regain popularity in 1963, when it was recorded by Peter, Paul and Mary. Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel would include it on their all-acoustic 1st album in 1964, Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M.

1868: "O Little Town of Bethlehem" debuts, written by Phillips Brooks, then rector of the Church of the Holy Trinity in Philadelphia. It includes the line, "The hopes and fears of all the years are met in thee tonight." Oh, really? Doesn't the Gospel have the angel saying to the shepherds, "Fear not"? Maybe the fears of all the years are dispelled in Bethlehem, but the point (or part of it) was that, with the birth of this child, there was less to fear.

1882: "Away in a Manger" debuts. Its composer is William J. Kirkpatrick.

1892: The Nutcracker Suite premieres at the Imperial Maliinsky Theatre in St. Petersburg, Russia on December 18. The ballet, with music by Pyotr Ilyich Tchiakovsky, and a libretto and choreography by Marius Petipa, tells a Christmastime story of little Clara Stahlbaum, her doll, and a prince cursed to live as a nutcracker.

"The March of the Toy Soldiers," "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy," and "The Dance of the Reed Flutes" have all become part of the lexicon of Christmas music.

1897: "The Parade of the Wooden Soldiers" debuts, written by German composer Leon Jessel. In 1922, English lyrics were written for it by Ballard MacDonald. The Crystals sang it on A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records.

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1917: "The Bells of St. Mary's" debuts, written by Englishmen A. Emmett Adams and Douglas Furber. It is not about Christmas: The lyrics mention "red leaves," suggesting that it takes place in Autumn.

But in 1945, it was used as the title song from a Christmas-themed movie starring Bing Crosby as Father Chuck O’Malley (he'd won an Oscar in the role in the previous year's Going My Way) and Ingrid Bergman as Sister Mary Benedict, the most beautiful nun you'll ever see.

The original, Clyde McPhatter version of The Drifters sang it in 1954, and was included in the film Goodfellas. One of the acts that Phil Spector produced, Bob B. Soxx & the Blue Jeans (with Bobby Sheen singing lead), recorded it for Spector's 1963 album A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records.

1920: The one Christmas carol familiar in English but originating in Poland makes its English debut: "Infant Holy, Infant Lowly" ("W Żłobie Leży"). It dates back to the 13th Century, when Poland was what passed for a world power at the time, and was translated into English by Edith Margaret Gellibrand Reed, a British musician and playwright.

December 25, 1929: Christophe Kenner (no middle name) is born in, appropriately enough, Kenner, Louisiana, outside New Orleans. Chris is best known for his 1961 hit "I Like It Like That." In 1962, he wrote and was the 1st person to record "Land of 1,000 Dances," later better-known by Wilson Pickett.

Unfortunately, in 1968, he was convicted of what would then have been quaintly called a morals charge against a teenage girl, and spent 3 years in prison. He drank himself to death in 1976.

1931, 90 years ago: "Good Christian Men, Rejoice" debuts, written by Cyril Alington. Some have tried to make it gender-neutral, as "Good Christians All, Rejoice" or "Good Christian Friends, Rejoice." It's fairer, but it just... doesn't... sound right.

1934: Eddie Cantor debuts "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" on his radio show. The song was written by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie. Versions by Gene Autry, Ray Charles, The Crystals (on A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records), The Four Seasons, and Bruce Springsteen tend to get played during the holidays.

This is probably the most oft-cited "problematic Christmas song," because of the line, "He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake." Uh-oh, this makes Santa sound like something out of a George Orwell novel: "Big Brother is watching you."

Another song debuting this year is "Winter Wonderland," by Felix Bernard and Richard Bernhard Smith. Richard Himber had the 1st recording. Dean Martin's version is the best known, and Darlene Love sang it on A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records. But the song makes no mention of Christmas.

1935: On December 6: Arthur Warrell conducts the University of Bristol Madrigal Singers in a holiday concert at their University. In it, he includes a song that he has published under the title, "A Merry Christmas: West Country Traditional Song," but had never been published before, not even in the West Country of England, which includes the City of Bristol.

The 1st verse goes, "We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year." This flies in the face of the traditional British holiday greeting, which is "Happy Christmas."

Starting in 1989, Hershey has used the song in a commercial, featuring Hershey's Kisses, in Christmas-themed red and green wrappers, simulating handbells.

The 2nd verse says, "Now, bring us some figgy pudding." I had heard the song all my life, but had never seen figgy pudding until November 23, 2016. On the way to spend Thanksgiving Weekend with my sister and her side of the family in Ocean City, Maryland, my mother and I got off the New Jersey Turnpike and stopped for lunch in Haddonfield, New Jersey. We found a British-themed gift shop, and among the foods they sold, not normally sold in America, was figgy pudding. It looked more like fruitcake than any pudding I'd ever seen. Had I a few extra bucks to spare, I would have bought some, just for the heck of it. I have since, and have enjoyed it.

The 4th and final verse says, "We won't go until we get some." Where is a family that doesn't have any figgy pudding gonna go to get some on Christmas Eve (or Day)? If there's a Jewish deli open (which once saved my mother when she needed wild rice for Christmas dinner), something tells me they're not going to have figgy pudding, either. Is it even Kosher?

What's more, the person being sung to could easily say, "This is my house, and when I say you go, you go. Don't make me break out my Ralphie Red Ryder BB gun."

1937: This year marked the debut of "I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm," written by Irving Berlin for the musical film On the Avenue, sung by Dick Powell to Alice Faye. Several successful versions were done that year, especially by the Ray Noble Orchestra, but the definitive version came years later, by Dean Martin. The song makes no mention of Christmas.

1938: Tony Romeo (as far as I know, his real name) is born in Troy, New York, across the Hudson River from Albany. He specialized in commercial jingles, but also wrote the songs "I'm Gonna Make You Mine" by Lou Christie, and "I Think I Love You," which hit Number 1 for The Partridge Family in 1970. He died of a heart attack in 1995, only 56 years old.

1940: Pal Joey, a musical based on the novel by John O'Hara, premieres at the Ethel Barrymore Theatre at 243 West 47th Street in New York. It includes the songs "Chicago" and "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered." It stars Gene Kelly, Vivienne Segal, June Havoc, Van Johnson and Stanley Donen.

It's better known for the 1957 film version, starring Frank Sinatra, Rita Hayworth and Kim Novak. In spite of Sinatra having done the best-known versions of both "My Kind of Town (Chicago Is)" (by Jimmy Van Heusen and Sammy Cahn in 1964) and "Chicago (That Toddlin' Town)" (by Fred Fisher in 1922) the song "Chicago" in this musical is neither one of those.


The Ethel Barrymore is last surviving theatre built by the Shubert organization.


Also on this day, Peter Edward Brown is born in Ashtead, Surrey, England. A singer, and a cousin of actor Marty Feldman (What hump?), Pete Brownonce played with a Christmas theme and fronted a band he named Pete Brown & His Battered Ornaments.

He is best remembered for his collaborations with Jack Bruce, both in the band Cream and in Bruce's solo career. He and Bruce wrote "I Feel Free," "Sunshine of Your Love," and one of my favorite rock songs of all time, "White Room" -- which is definitely not to be confused with "White Christmas." He should not be confused with another Englishman named Peter Brown, who helped The Beatles run their operations. Both Pete Brown and Peter Brown are still alive.

1942: Bing Crosby has had the Number 1 hit in America since Halloween: "White Christmas," written by Irving Berlin. In 1955, he and Danny Kaye starred in a film of that title.

In 1955, the Clyde McPhatter version of The Drifters had the first rock-and-roll version. In 1963, Darlene Love's version opened A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records.

1943: Der Bingle strikes again, singing "I'll Be Home for Christmas," lyrics by Kim Gannon, music by Walter Kent. When this song is sung, the singer starts with, "I'll be home for Christmas. You can count on me," the singer says. But he closes by saying, "I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams." So, can she count on him, or not? She can't: The singer is meant to play the role of a soldier overseas.

1944: The film Meet Me In St. Louis premieres, in St. Louis on November 22. It was directed by Vincente Minnelli, and starred Judy Garland. On June 15, 1945, they married. Their daughter Liza Minnelli was born on March 12, 1946. The couple divorced in 1951.

The film includes the song, "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," which has the line "Make the Yuletide gay." This is made even more problematic by the fact that Judy, though straight herself, became the ultimate "gay icon."

Also on this day, Jonathan Edwards (no middle name) is born in St. Louis. In 1977, John Edwards became the lead singer of the soul group The Spinners. A stroke forced him to retire in 2000. Nevertheless, he is still alive.

1945: "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" debuts, written by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne, during the year's Summer heat wave in Los Angeles. Vaughn Monroe sang the 1st version, and his version was used to close the 1988 film Die Hard. But the song makes no mention of Christmas.

Also on this day, David Noel Redding is born in Folkestone, Kent, England. Noel Redding was the guitarist for the Jimi Hendrix Experience. He died in 2003.

1946, 75 years ago: Nat King Cole has a hit with "The Christmas Song," better known by its opening line: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire." Like "Let It Snow," it was written in Los Angeles during the Summer 1945 heat wave. Another of the top singers of the time, Mel Tormé, was trying to get through the heat by thinking cool thoughts. So was songwriter Robert Wells, and he had a notepad next to his piano, with what became the details of the song. Mel found Bob, and the song was written in 40 minutes.

It closes with, "And so, I'm offering this simple phrase, to kids from 1 to 92: Although it's been said, many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you." So, for everyone age 93 and up, you're out of luck? Sorry, Betty White. Tough cookies, Old Man Periwinkle.

Also this year, Gene Autry, dressed as Santa Claus, rides Champion Jr. the Wonder Horse in the Santa Claus Lane Parade, now known as the Hollywood Christmas Parade. He heard children yelling, "Here comes Santa Claus!" So he writes a song with that title. He did not, however, write "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," even though it is the song most identified with him, even more than "Back in the Saddle Again."

Bob B. Soxx & The Blue Jeans sang it on A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records. In 1990, Danny DeVito sang it on Saturday Night Live, backed by Dana Carvey on drums (he really is a good drummer), in character as Enid Strict, a.k.a. The Church Lady.

Also on this day, James William Buffett is born in Pascagoula, Mississippi. Has Jimmy Buffett ever gotten coal in his Christmas stocking? "Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame, but I know it's my own damn fault."

1947: This was the 1st Christmas for which "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" was a hit song, by Gene Autry. Johnny Marks set the poem to music. Marks, though Jewish, would write several Christmas songs, as we will later see.

Those reindeer were rotten bullies. First, "All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names." "Then one foggy Christmas Eve," Rudolph's prominent proboscis saves Christmas. "Then how the reindeer loved him." What a lousy bunch of fur-covered front-runners. I wonder if any of them ever said, "I'm sorry."

Also, if you ever hear Dean Martin's version, you might note that both the singer and the subject are known for having a red nose, albeit with very different causes. The Crystals sang it on A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records.

I can't find any reference to the introduction of the silly call-and-response: "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (Reindeer!) had a very shiny nose (Like a light bulb!)," and so on. It appears to have started a few years later. Also, there are variations: In some places, kids sing, "like a flashlight!" and, instead of "You'll go down in history! (Like George Washington!)" they make it, "(Like Columbus!")

But in 1997, on the song's 50th Anniversary, Vivian Walsh published a book based on a misinterpretation of a line in the song, "All of the other reindeer... ": Her family dog becomes "Olive, the Other Reindeer." It was made into a Fox TV cartoon in 1999.

This was also the year of the debut of "Boogie-Woogie Santa Claus," perhaps the earliest depiction of a black Santa. It was written by Leon René, who had previously written "When the Swallows Come Back to Capistrano" and "When It's Sleepy Time Down South," and would later switch to rock and roll and write "Gloria" (the doo-wop classic, not the Van Morrison song or the Laura Branigan song), "Rockin' Robin" and "I Sold My Heart to the Junkman."

Mabel Scott recorded the 1st version, but the best-known one was in 1950, by Lionel Hampton and His Orchestra, with vocals by Sonny Parker, normally their drummer.

1948: "Blue Christmas" debuts, written by Billy Hayes and Jay W. Johnson. Doye O'Dell is the 1st to record it. The following year, country singer Ernest Tubb had a big hit with it. Also having hits with it were bandleaders Hugo Winterhaler and Russ Morgan, crooner Billy Eckstine, and pop singer Johnny Mathis. But the definitive version was in 1957, by Elvis Presley. 

1949: "Baby, It's Cold Outside," written by Frank Loesser, debuts in the film Neptune's Daughter, sung by Ricardo Montalbán (yes, Mr. Roarke and Khan!) to Esther Williams. The song makes no mention of Christmas.

This is one of the songs that someone (I forget who) once described as "songs Dean Martin liked to sing to get a woman to snuggle up with him by the fireplace," also including "Winter Wonderland," "Let It Snow," "I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm" and "A Marshmallow World."

Now, I'm not gonna rip Dino, or say that these aren't nice songs. But they don't have anything to do with Christmas, either. They're about Winter, not about Christmas. And since we associate Christmas with Winter, regardless of Scripture suggesting that it didn't happen during Winter (not to mention that there's no snow mentioned in any of the Gospels), we associate these songs with Christmas, however erroneously.

But, in recent years, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" has come under intense scrutiny: It most certainly is not nice, and goes far beyond even naughty. The woman in the song says she has to go, her mother will worry, she's got a reputation to protect. And the man she's with keeps telling her that it's cold outside, that there's no cabs to be had, that she should stay. "Well, maybe just half a drink more," she finally relents. (Dean Martin with booze on hand? How out of character... ) And then, just 2 lines later, she asks, "Say, what's in this drink?"

So on the 12th day of Christmas, your true love gave to you... 12 roofies roofing? That's why this is known as "The Date Rape Christmas Song," and it is inappropriate on so many levels. At the very least, it's about a guy working way too hard to seduce a girl, and using Old Man Winter (if not the Christmas season itself) as an excuse.

This year also marked the debut of "Sleigh Ride," written by Leroy Anderson as an instrumental, and recorded by Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops. The following year, Mitchell Parish wrote lyrics for it, but the lyrics make no mention of Christmas.

The Ronettes sang it on A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records, but the most familiar version is by Johnny Mathis. Johnny is now openly gay, and it had been rumored for some time before he came out, but I never believed it until a few too many listens to him sing, "Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, too... "

Come to think of it, the song also mentions "a winter fairyland." Johnny's a great singer, even at age 86, making him one of the last survivors of the canon of "Classic Christmas Songs." But this song does him no favors.

1950: "A Marshmallow World" debuts, written by Carl Sigman and Peter DeRose. The hit version is by Bing Crosby. Dean Martin had a hit version as well, and Darlene Love sang it on A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records. Although the song is full of Winter imagery, it makes no mention of Christmas.

Also debuting this year is "Frosty the Snowman," by Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson. The 1st recording was by Gene Autry, as a follow-up (if not a sequel) to Rudolph. It also has nothing to do with Christmas, as the original lyrics make no mention of the holiday.

It wasn't until the 1969 CBS TV special, narrated by an animated Jimmy Durante (as if the great comedian wasn't already quite animated), that Frosty (voiced by another great comedian, Jackie Vernon) got an official link with Christmas.

The Ronettes sang it on A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records, although Ronnie Spector's N'Yawk accent is in big contrast to the song's apparent small-town vibe.

A a fellow Yankee-themed blogger pointed out, the song begins, "Frosty the Snowman was a happy jolly soul." "Was"? Not "is"? What happened? Is he dead now? As in melted? Or is he just unhappy? Maybe he's only mad that he didn't get any royalties from the song.

Also weird about Frosty: If he's so afraid of heat, why does he have a pipe? And "two eyes made out of coal"? And, as was once pointed out to me, no matter how fat a snowman (and he did kind of resemble the portly Vernon), his walking wouldn't sound like "Thumpety-thump-thump." He's made of snow, walking on snow. It would sound more like "Swish, swish, swish."

This was also the debut year for "(Everybody's Waitin' for) The Man with the Bag," written by Irving Taylor, Dudley Brooks and Hal Stanley. Stanley was married to Kay Starr, who was the first to record it.

Starr was one of the biggest singers of the early 1950s. Billie Holiday called her "the only white woman who could sing the blues." In fact, this Oklahoman was 3/4 Native American, from the Iroquois tribe. Her hits included "Wheel of Fortune," and she would later try to pander to teenagers with "The Rock and Roll Waltz." She also had an uncredited guest appearance on The Honeymooners, when her version of the dance tune "The Hucklebuck" was played.

1951, 70 years ago: "Silver Bells" debuts, written by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans. It debuts in the film The Lemon Drop Kid, first by William Frawley (who had been in the 1947 Miracle On 34th Street, and would soon begin playing Fred Mertz on I Love Lucy), and then in its most familiar form, in a duet between Bob Hope and Marilyn Maxwell, who had often accompanied Hope on his USO tours during World War II and, then ongoing, the Korean War.

Livingston and Evans mostly wrote songs for movies, and their other songs include "Buttons and Bows" (also by Hope), "Mona Lisa" (a huge hit for Nat King Cole), "Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)" (a big hit for Doris Day) and "Tammy" (a Number 1 hit for Debbie Reynolds). They also wrote the theme songs for Bonanza and Mister Ed, with Livingston singing the latter.

There's nothing wrong with "Silver Bells," as far as I can tell. In fact, it's my favorite secular Christmas song, and Elvis Presley did a really nice version, his best Christmas song, much better than his recording of "Blue Christmas."

But there's one version of it that's not... quite... right. I'm sorry, but Wilson Pickett? The Wicked Pickett should not have been recording Christmas songs! It would have been like asking Karen Carpenter to sing "In the Midnight Hour"! (Then again, she did cover "Please Mr. Postman.")

And how neat -- and weird -- was it in December 2010, on Saturday Night Live, to hear Jeff Bridges, not known as a singer (though he and brother Beau did play pianists in The Fabulous Baker Boys), duet on this song with Cookie Monster of Sesame Street?

Also this year, "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas," debuts, written by Meredith Willson, who would later write the Broadway musical The Music Man. Perry Como recorded it this year, with The Fontane Sisters, backed by Mitchell Ayers & His Orchestra, the backing group for The Perry Como Show.

There's a line, "Take a look in the five-and-ten." Sadly, there are now very few five-and-ten-cent (or "five-and-dime") stores -- many of which were chains. Woolworth's, J.J. Newberry's and McCrory's all closed in 2001. Now we have "dollar stores" -- or, as they're known in Britain, "poundshops."

Another line: "There's a tree in the grand hotel, one in the park as well." Well, I should hope there's a lot more than one tree in the park! I know, I know, Willson meant that one of the trees in the park was a Christmas tree.

It gets worse: "A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots is the wish of Barney and Ben. Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk is the hope of Janice and Jen." The gender stereotypes are troubling enough. But putting a gun in a kid's hand is completely irresponsible, especially now, with the Newtown Massacre happening so close to Christmas a few of years ago.

One of these days, I expect to see a version of A Christmas Carol where the Ghost of Christmas Past is a grown-up Ralphie Parker with an eye patch, saying, "See? I actually did shoot my eye out!"

This year also marked the first recorded version of "The Little Drummer Boy," although it had been published in 1940. The first group to record it was the Trapp Family Singers. Yes, the real-life version of the kids from the musical The Sound of Music. The best-known version, though, is from 1958, by the Harry Simeone Chorale.

The 3rd verse has the line, "The ox and ass kept time." Sometimes it's sung as, "The ox and lamb kept time," in case you don’t want to use the word "ass" around kids, even to mean "donkey."

Call me a relic, call me what you will, say I'm old-fashioned, say I’m over the hill... but the drummer is the one who's supposed to keep time! Why does the little drummer boy need the ox and ass (or lamb) to do it for him? I know, he's just a kid, and he's certainly not responsible for the lyric, he's just telling the story. But this is another dumb one.

1952: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" debuts, written by Tommie Connor, and sung by Jimmy Boyd, then 13 but singing in the role of a much younger kid. Later married to future Batgirl Yvonne Craig, he should not be confused with the Jim Boyd who played several roles, including J. Arthur Crank, on the 1970s PBS kids show The Electric Company.

This kid narrator is so dumb! (How dumb is he?) He's so dumb, he appears to be unaware that the guy he sees in the Santa suit is actually his father! Or, worse, he appears to be not particularly troubled by the fact that his mother is kissing a man who (he thinks) is not his father. Either way, this is not a very bright kid.

Please, save the "Santa only comes once a year" joke. That, too, is too risqué.

To make matters worse, there's a version of this song sung by... the Jackson 5, back when they were first big. So, that explains Michael Jackson... I wonder if he ever asked a child to sit on his lap. These days, the best-known version is probably the one by The Ronettes on A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records. Ronnie Spector was 20, and certainly looked like a grownup singing starlet, but if all you knew about her was her voice, she could pass for a kid.

1953: "Santa Baby" debuts, written by Joan Javits and Phillip Springer. Ah, the joy of Christmas, where everybody wants something. Usually several somethings. As Kanye West would say, "Now, I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger... "

But this song is also problematic on a practical level. A '54 convertible? Cars were huge in the Fifties. A yacht? A duplex? The ring could fit, the deed to the platinum mine could be folded up, but how exactly is Santa gonna get all that expensive loot into her stocking? He’s magic, the stocking is not! Okay, she does ask Santa to "slip a sable under the tree for me." I just got carried away, thinking Santa is only responsible for the stuff in the stockings.

Then again, considering the original version was by Eartha Kitt, maybe it's a long, slinky nylon stocking. As Bill Maher (on whose former show Politically Incorrect she guested a few times) would say, "Easy, Catwoman!"

To make matters worse, Eartha ended up dying on a Christmas Day, in 2008. James Brown, who recorded an album called Funky Christmas, also died on December 25, 2 years earlier. And the aforementioned Dean Martin died on December 25, 1994.

1954: "(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays" debuts, written by Robert Allen and Al Stillman, and recorded by Perry Como. Every place in this country has people trying to get back there for Christmas, because it's "home" to them. I have no issue with that.

This song first mentions that the man trying to get home to Pennsylvania (Como's home State), is starting out (or, perhaps, stopping along the way) in Tennessee. No problem there, either. But then he mentions people going "to Dixie's sunny shore." Even if you're not bothered by this glorification of the South (and I am), it doesn't fit with the whole "Christmas as Winter Wonderland" idea.

Also, when he sings, "From Atlantic to Pacific, gee, the traffic is terrific," whether he realizes it or not, he's using "terrific" in the original sense: Inspiring terror. If you've ever done Christmas shopping in Bergen County, New Jersey, where stores aren't permitted to open on Sundays, on the last Saturday before Christmas, you will understand. Christmas-shopping traffic and Christmas-travel traffic are not "terrific" as in "wonderful" or "jolly."

For me, this song closed with a big misheard lyric: It's, "For the holidays, you can't beat home sweet home." For years, I thought it was, "For the holidays, you can be home sweet home."

1955: "Nuttin' for Christmas" debuts, written by Sid Tepper and Roy C. Bennett. Several singers had hits with it this year, playing the part of a boy who's certainly ending up on the Naughty side of Santa's List. He doesn't take responsibility for his own actions, though, always saying, "Somebody snitched on me!"

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Now, we enter the Rock and Roll Era:

December 25, 1958: "The Chipmunk Song" is the Number 1 song in America. It remained the last Christmas-themed song to hit Number 1 -- until 2019!

Johnny Marks strikes again. This time, despite being Jewish, and 49 years old, he has written 2 rock and roll Christmas songs. He brings Rudolph into the modern world with "Run, Rudolph, Run," a hit for Chuck Berry, and gives 15-year-old Brenda Lee her 1st hit with "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree."

The title of the former is "Run, Rudolph, Run," but the lyrics say, "Run, run, Rudolph." Marks gave the song to Chuck Berry. Elvis Presley may have been the 1st rocker to record a Christmas song, with "Blue Christmas" the year before, but it was written in 1948, and Elvis' version hardly sounds like a rock and roll song. In contrast, the Chucker went out of his way to make "Run, Rudolph, Run" sound like a Chuck Berry song, and it works great. That's the (Johnny B.) good news.

The bad news is that the lyrics have Santa asking a boy what he wants for Christmas, and he wants a guitar. No problem there. Then they have Santa asking a girl what she wants, and she wants a doll. In the Ike Age, this didn't raise too many hackles. Now, it does. In 2006, Whitney Wolanin, then just 16 years old, recorded a new version with the genders reversed: The girl wants the guitar, and the boy wants the doll.

1962: "Do You Hear What I Hear?" makes its Christmas debut, written by Gloria Shayne Baker and her husband at the time, the appropriately-named Noël Regney. They wrote it 2 months earlier, during the Cuban Missile Crisis, as a plea for peace.

It's a beautiful song, but it's got problems. Ignore for a moment that "Do you hear what I hear?" is from the 2nd verse, thus the title should be "Do You See What I See?" Ignore also the likelihood (based on Scripture itself) that Jesus was not born in Winter, on December 25 or otherwise.

In the 3rd verse, the shepherd boy says, "In your palace warm, mighty king, do you know what I know? A child, a child shivers in the cold. Let us bring him silver and gold." This is the Christmas song that gets my mother upset: She points out, if the child is shivering in the cold, forget the precious metals, bring him something more precious: Blankets. One would think that the shepherd boy, himself almost certainly poor, would figure that out.

And how did he get into the king's palace, anyway? Not that I want to take the king's side against a poor shepherd boy, but I would like to know. Maybe, like King David started out as, the boy was a crafty little shepherd who found a way around a seemingly impossible situation.

1963: Phil Spector's album A Christmas Gift for You had been released on November 22 -- mere hours before the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, which held sales down. The album had 13 songs, 5 of which are not Christmas-related.

Phil wanted an original song for the album. So Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich, who had written (and would continue to write) so many songs he produced, wrote "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)." Darlene Love sang it. Sonny Bono played percussion on the album, and if you listen closely, you can hear his eventual wife (and eventual ex-wife), Cher, singing backup on "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)."

Hearing that Spector was going to do this album, Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys wanted to do a Christmas album, too. Only one song was recorded in time, though: "Little Saint Nick." This song is a guilty pleasure of mine: I love how they make Santa's sleigh sound like a hot rod.

But they have a little problem with counting: "Haulin' through the snow at a frightenin' speed, with a half a dozen deer, with Rudy to lead." Half a dozen is 6. There's supposed to be 8 -- 9, counting Rudolph. In this song, Big Red is 2 reindeer short.

Also premiering this year is "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year," written by Edward Pola and George Wyle, and sung by Andy Williams. It includes the line, "There'll be scary ghost stories... " I think Pola and Wyle got their holidays mixed up!

True, Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol has ghosts in it, but how old were you when you stopped being scared of those ghosts? Even when I saw my 1st version of it -- the 1962 Mr. Magoo version, when I was about 6 or so, in the 1970s -- I wasn't scared of them.

In 1995, Staples stores used the song for a commercial for its back-to-school sale, featuring a father dancing in the aisle with a shopping cart, happy that his kids are soon going back to school. The kids were not thinking it was so wonderful.

1964: The TV special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer premiers. Burl Ives, in the role of Sam the Snowman, narrates, and closes the show with a new song written by "Rudolph" composer Johnny Marks: "Holly Jolly Christmas."

The song certainly seems jolly and innocuous enough -- until you get to the line, "Somebody waits for you. Kiss her once for me." Bump that! If she's waiting for me, I'm kissing her for nobody but myself! It reminds me of George Carlin's rant about the line, "Give her my best." (Said rant is too risqué to discuss in a Christmas-themed post.)

Also this year, The Beach Boys' Christmas Album finally gets released. It includes the aforementioned "Little Saint Nick," and original Brian Wilson/Mike Love songs "The Man With All the Toys" and "Santa's Beard."

It also has the carol "We Three Kings" and the standards "White Christmas," "Blue Christmas," "I'll Be Home for Christmas," "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" and "Frosty the Snowman" and closes with "Auld Lang Syne."

1966: Early in the year, ABC debuted the Batman TV show. By that year's Christmas, there were already the first variations on "Jingle Bells" that went, "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells." The standard version adds, "Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile just lost its wheel... " But then, there's a discrepancy. Some versions sing, "and the Joker got away." Others, to rhyme with "egg," make it, "and the Commissioner broke his leg."

1967: Jason Matthew Thirsk is born in the Los Angeles suburb of Hermosa Beach, California. The bass guitarist for the punk band Pennywise, he fell victim to depression and alcoholism, and shot and killed himself in 1996, only 28 years old.

1970: This was the year we got the semi-official Christmas songs of African-Americans and Hispanic Americans. Donny Hathaway releases "This Christmas," which he wrote with Nadine McKinnor. It's been recorded by singers of all races, but far more black ones, and inspired a 2007 film of the same title with a mostly-black cast.

And José Feliciano releases "Feliz Navidad" -- Spanish for "Happy Nativity," or, effectively, "Merry Christmas." It helps revive his career after the unintentional controversy caused by his groundbreaking performance of the National Anthem before Game 5 of the 1968 World Series.

The only problem I have with this one is that it's incredibly repetitive. It was good of Feliciano to write a Christmas song that kids whose first language was Spanish can sing, but couldn't he have written a second verse?

He could have done a version for Quebec and other French-speaking places: "Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad" -- meaning, "Merry Christmas, a prosperous year and happiness" -- could have become, "Joyeux Noël, prospérité en la année nouvelle," and it would have rhymed perfectly.

1971, 50 years ago: John Lennon and Yoko Ono release "Happy Xmas (War Is Over," with backing from the Plastic Ono Band and the Harlem Community Choir. They also rent Times Square billboards with the messages "Happy Xmas from John & Yoko" and "War is over (if you want it)."

Actually on December 25, 1971, Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong is born in the Kensington section of London. Best known for her song "Thank You" and her guest appearance in Eminem's video "Stan," Dido also sang one of the sexiest songs I've ever heard, "Who Makes You Feel."

1972: Johnny Mac Powell is born in Clanton, Alabama. The gospel singer, lead singer for the band Third Day, doesn't use his first name, and won the 2001 Gospel Music Association award for Male Vocalist of the Year.

1973: "Step Into Christmas" debuts, sung by Elton John, written by Elton and Bernie Taupin.

Also, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day" premieres, written by Roy Wood and recorded by his glam-rock band Wizzard. The title sounds like a nice idea, but it would be awful in concept. Look at all the places that are closed on December 25. If you need to buy something, you'll have to get it at 7-Eleven or Wawa or someplace like that. And you will have to get things. You think it's easy to shop for everyone you love for one day a year? Multiply that by 365!

December 25, 1975: The rock band Iron Maiden is formed. Not exactly a musical act one would associate with a Christian holiday. Lead guitarist Dave Murray and bass guitarist Steve Harris are 65. Guitarist and main songwriter Adrian Smith and original drummer Doug Sampson are 64. Original lead singer Paul Di'Anno and the most familiar lead singer for the band, Bruce Dickinson, are 63.

December 25, 1976: Armin Jozef Jacobus Daniël van Buuren is born in Leiden, the Netherlands. The DJ is one of the world's leading figures in "trance music." I am not a fan. 

1977: Bing Crosby taped a TV special, Bing Crosby's Merrie Olde Christmas, from England, with several British performers, including Leslie Hornby, a.k.a. the famously thin supermodel Twiggy.

He also recorded a duet with David Bowie, then still thought of by Bing's older, very square fans as a very weird glam-rocker. They sang a duet, with Bing singing "The Little Drummer Boy" (which he said he hated), and David singing "Peace On Earth," a new song written for the special by Alan "Buz" Kohan, Ian Fraser and Larry Grossman.

Fraser was the musical director for the special, and when he was asked, years later, if Bing knew who David was, he said, "I'm pretty sure he did. Bing was no idiot. If he didn't, his kids sure did." David agreed to the duet, saying, "I just knew my mother liked him." Afterward, Bing called David a "clean-cut kid, and a real fine asset to the show. He sings well, has a great voice, and reads lines well."

The recording, audio and videotape, was done at Elstree Studios in London on September 11. Still in Europe, in Spain to play a little golf, Bing had a heart attack and died on October 14. The special aired in the U.S. on CBS on November 30, and in the U.K. on ITV on Christmas Eve.

It was a rough year for entertainers: In August, Elvis Presley and Groucho Marx had died within 3 days of each other; and then, on Christmas Day itself, Charlie Chaplin died.

1979: Paul McCartney releases "Wonderful Christmastime." How is it that former Beatle John Lennon, who dared to "Imagine there's no heaven... and no religion, too" – not that he was saying there was no God or Heaven, just asking us to imagine a world where people had "nothing to kill or die for" – wrote such a fantastic Christmas song, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"? While his former musical partner, Paul McCartney, one of the world's greatest songwriters and one of its greatest sentimentalists, facing that most sentimental of holidays, wrote such a weak one?

1984: "Do They Know It's Christmas?" premieres, written by Bob Geldof of the Boomtown Rats and Midge Ure of Ultravox, in response to news footage of the Ethiopian famine. They recorded it on November 25, with several British music superstars of the time, under the name Band Aid, and released it on December 3. It entered into the lexicon such lines as the chorus "Feed the World" and, as sung by Bono of U2, "Well, tonight, thank God it's them instead of you!"

It replaced Wings' "Mull of Kintyre" as the biggest-selling British single ever, holding the record until Elton John's Princess Diana tribute "Candle in the Wind 1997." It's sold 3.8 million units (from records to CDs to Internet downloads) in the United Kingdom alone, which, given the proportionate size of the countries (current populations, 67 million to 327 million), is like selling 18.7 million units in the United States.

In addition to Geldof, the other Boomtown Rats, Ure and fellow Ultravox member Chris Cross, Band Aid included Bono and Adam Clayton of U2 (but not The Edge or Larry Mullen), all 5 members of Duran Duran, all 3 members of Bananarama, all 5 members of Spandau Ballet, Boy George and Jon Moss from Culture Club, Rick Parfitt and Francis Rossi of Status Quo, Glenn Gregory and Martyn Ware of Haven 17, Sting, Phil Collins, George Michael, Paul Weller, Paul Young, Marilyn, and, not British but touring in Britain at the time, Jody Watley and all 3 members of Kool & the Gang.

This was also the debut of "Last Christmas," written by George Michael, and recorded by him and his partner in Wham!, Andrew Ridgely. It as a "double A-side," with "Everything She Wants," which hit Number 1 early the next year.

Where to begin with this one? First of all, it's by Wham! Second of all... Do I even need a "second of all"? The lyrics certainly suggest that it's the first gay Christmas song: "A face on a lover with a fire in his heart, a man under cover but you tore me apart."

There are "blue Christmas" songs -- "blue" as in sad, not "blue" as in "blue language" -- but this one, even if the "man under cover" is the narrator, not his target, is lame as heck. And did I mention it's by Wham?

This was also the year that "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" became a hit song. Randy Brooks wrote it, and originally performed it in 1978 with the then-husband-and-wife team of Elmo and Patsy Shropshire. (They have since divorced.) On the record jacket, Elmo appears in drag as Grandma.

What a terrible thing to have to think about at Christmastime! As B.J. Hunnicutt taught us on M*A*S*H, "A family's Christmas wreaths ought to be green, not black." On top of that, lemme tell ya somethin': If any reindeer had ever tried to run over my Grandma, she'd have popped him one, and then you'd know how he got the red nose!

The 2nd verse says, "We're so very proud of Grandpa. He's been taking it so well. See him in there, watching football, drinking beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel." But the video shows that Cousin Mel is actually a considerably younger woman. (Elmo played Grandma and Grandpa, while Patsy played Mel.) Gee, is Mel really a member of the family, or did Grandpa have Grandma offed so he could hang with his girlfriend at Christmas?

Given the backlash, the end of video shows Grandma, alive but a bit the worse for wear, staggering into the house giving the last line: "They should never grand a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!"

In 2000 -- oddly enough, premiering on Halloween, on The WB -- there was an animated special based on the song. Grandma survives, and, as it turns out, Santa is not only innocent, but takes Grandma to the North Pole to nurse her back to health. It turns out, Cousin Mel is actually related to the family, but is a gold-digger, and seems to be more interested in killing Grandpa as well than in going after his money by marrying him. But Grandma has amnesia as a result of her accident, and it takes her until next Christmas to straighten everything out.

1987: "Fairytale of New York" is released on November 23, written by Shane MacGowan and Jem Finer of the London-based, but Irish-ethnic, rock band The Pogues, and sung by MacGowan and English-born Scottish singer Kirsty MacColl.

The song is more popular in the singers' native Britain than it is in the City in question, despite New York's still-strong Irish community. It is not a song whose lyrics are fit for this post. The short, clean version is that, for the couple in the song, the fairy tale did not come true.

1994: This was the 1st Christmas with Mariah Carey's song "All I Want for Christmas Is You." Mariah wrote it with Walter Afanasieff. It remains the most recent song to become a Christmas classic.

The song seems harmless enough. Indeed, it even seems to have the girl telling her guy to fight the commercialism of Christmas, that she doesn't need the kind of things that Eartha Kitt (and later Madonna) demanded in "Santa Baby."

But it also suggests that what she really needs is a man. So feminists tend to not like this one. To be fair, though, she doesn't say she needs him, only that she wants him -- which opens an entirely different can of worms. The song is rarely sung by a man to a woman, but when it is, it sounds a little stalkerish.

2000: Christian music group NewSong releases "The Christmas Shoes." The idea of this song is, on the surface, heartwarming: One of those, "And that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown" moments:

A guy on line at the cash register, having driven himself nuts shopping for Christmas presents, hears a kid tell the cashier he has to get these shoes for his dying mother, so that she can be presentable when she appears before Jesus, and he doesn't have the money for them, so the guy pays for the shoes for the kid. Certainly, a beautiful gesture.

On the other hand, it might be the biggest downer in the history of Christmas songs. This song isn't about life, it's about death. If it was "a real Christmas song," the mom should be so thrilled by such a beautiful gesture, from both son and stranger, that she gets better, and enjoys many more Christmases to come. The sort of thing that would happen in a Hallmark Christmas movie -- no doubt followed by the widowed (or divorced) mom marrying the handsome Good Samaritan.

Real life tends to not work that way, but "Christmas miracles" do. Why not sing about that? After all, NewSong, are you Christian in just name, or in deed?

2014: The Killers, a rock band from Las Vegas, write a new Christmas song every year, and donate the profits to an AIDS research charity. This time, they join with fellow Vegas native, late-night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel, to write and perform "Joel the Lump of Coal."

Joel lives at the North Pole, and is unaware of Santa's tradition of putting lumps of coal in the stockings of naughty kids. He thinks he's been chosen as a special gift. When Joel sees the truth, he realizes he's just the present the naughty boy needs to help him change his ways. The accompanying video includes some Rankin-Bass-style stop-motion photography.

2019: This past December 6, in anticipation of her 30th birthday on December 13, Taylor Swift released a song about the place where she grew up, outside Reading, Pennsylvania: "Christmas Tree Farm." Aside from maybe "Joel the Lump of Coal," we haven't had a decent new Christmas song since Mariah in 1994, so maybe this will join the lexicon.

Somehow, Mariah's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" did in 2019 what it didn't do the first time around: Hit Number 1 on Billboard magazine's Hot 100. It was her 20th Number 1 hit, right behind The Beatles with 21 for the most Number 1 hits of any music act. She had already broken Elvis Presley's record for soloists with 18.

Did I forget any important ones? If so, let me know.