Showing posts with label eduardo nunez. Show all posts
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Friday, August 11, 2017

Yanks Get Nothing In Toronto Finale, Come Home for Huge Series With Sox

The Yankees finished up their roadtrip at the Rogers Centre last night, and did nothing against those pesky Toronto Blue Jays.

Here's all the Yankee baserunners:

* 1st inning: Aaron Judge drew a walk. Didi Gregorius doubled -- but Judge couldn't score on it, and Gary Sanchez struck out to strand the runners.
* 2nd: Garrett Cooper doubled -- but was stranded.
* 3rd: Judge hit a ground rule double -- but was stranded.
* 4th: Nothing.
* 5th: Cooper singled to lead off , and Torreyes walked -- but they were stranded.
* 6th: Sanchez walked, and Todd Frazier singled -- but they were stranded.
* 7th: Nothing.
* 8th: Sanchez singled -- but was stranded.
* 9th: Jacoby Ellsbury led off with a walk, and Brett Gardner also walked -- but they were stranded.

So that's 4 innings with at least 2 men on, and 6 innings with at least a man on 2nd -- and no runs.

Sonny Gray wasn't terrible, going 6 innings, allowing 3 runs, 2 of them earned, on 4 hits and 4 walks, striking out 6. But he got no support at all. Blue Jays 4, Yankees 0. WP: Marco Estrada (5-7). No save. LP: Gray (6-7, now 0-2 as a Yankee).

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So the Yankees come home, 4 1/2 games behind the Boston Red Sox in the American League Eastern Division, 4 in the loss column, with 49 games to play. Those 4 games in hand have shrunk to 1. And the Sox come in, for a series that may well determine how the rest of the season goes in the AL East.

David Ortiz is gone, and Hanley Ramirez has disappointed this season, but it doesn't seem to matter. Mookie Betts, Andrew Benintendi, Xander Bogaerts and Jackie Bradley Jr. have been hitting.

Dustin Pedroia will miss this series due to an injured knee, and there's concern that he might miss the rest of the season, which would be a big blow to the Sox if (as seems likely) they make the Playoffs. The Red Sox recently picked up Eduardo Nunez, the former Yankee whose tin glove ran him out of town.

* Tonight, 7:05: Jaime Garcia makes his Yankee Stadium in Pinstripes debut, against Eduardo Rodriguez.

* Tomorrow, 1:05: Luis Severino vs. Drew Pomeranz.

* Sunday, 8:00: Jordan Montgomery vs. Chris Sale.

The Yankees need these games. Come on you Pinstripes: BEAT THE SCUM!

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Yanks Sweep Twins, Greg Bird Is No Joke

The Yankees sent Nathan Eovaldi out to face the Minnesota Twins in the finale of a 3-game home series yesterday afternoon. "Nasty Nate" lived up to his name for 5 1/3rd innings, allowing no baserunners, and leading some Yankee Fans to think "no-hitter," or even "perfect game."

It was not to be. He allowed 3 runs in the top of the 6th, giving the Twins a 3-2 lead.

The Yankee runs came in the bottom of the 4th, on the 1st major league home run by rookie 1st baseman Greg Bird. Yankee radio announcer John Sterling could have gone with, "The Bird is the word!" Instead of early rock, he went with slightly earlier Broadway: "Bye, bye, Birdie!"

Sterling really has to get with it. We've got players who aren't old enough to remember when Derek Jeter wasn't the Yankee shortstop.

Fortunately, Twins manager Paul Molitor brought our old friend Eduardo Nunez back in the bottom of the 6th, doing a rare quadruple switch, moving Nunez to shortstop, Eduardo Escobar from there to left field, Shane Robinson from there to right field, and Eddie Rosario to center field, where Aaron Hicks had been, and putting Nunez in Hicks' place in the batting order.

What Molitor did not do was replace starting pitcher Ervin Santana. He got the 1st 2 outs, but then he walked Carlos Beltran.

Up came "the Birdman of New York," another early 1960s reference for John Sterling. And up, up and away went his 2nd major league home run. 4-3 Yankees, which held up as the final score.

WP: Eovaldi (13-2). He's won his last 10 decisions, and aside from that 6th inning, he allowed just 1 baserunner. SV: Dellin Betances (8). LP: Santana (2-4).

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After the game, Santana, the 1st major league player who ever followed me on Twitter, and still the only one -- why, and whether he still will after he reads this, only he can say for sure -- made a complaint that others have made, that Yankee Stadium II is too much of a hitter's park.

He blamed himself for Bird's 1st homer, but, of his 2nd, he said, "The other one was a very good pitch, out and way, and he just hit it very good. I know, probably in another park that's a double. But here, it's a joke."

Now, technically, he didn't say The Stadium itself was a joke. Rather, he implied that it was a joke that the particular drive becoming a home run was a joke. He's a major league ballplayer, and he's certainly entitled to his professional opinion.

Bird's 1st homer went 384 feet. His 2nd went 420 feet. Either would have been a home run in just about any ballpark in the major leagues.

Frankly, I'm not sure why he was complaining about the longer homer. Wouldn't it have made more sense to complain about the shorter one?

I could point out that, for 21 years, the Twins played at Metropolitan Stadium, which was very hitter-friendly; and that, for the next 28 years, they played at the Metrodome, which was so hitter-friendly it was known as the Homerdome. This is their 6th season in Target Field, and, guess what? It's a hitter's park, too.

According to this chart by ESPN, Target Field favors hitters more than pitchers by 1.4 percent. This makes Yankee Stadium only 6 percent more hitter-friendly. Coors Field in Denver is rated as the best hitter's park in the majors (favoring hitters by a whopping 38 percent, due to the city's high elevation), Progressive Field in Cleveland as the best in the American League. AT&T Park in San Francisco is rated as the best pitcher's park (favoring pitchers by 21 percent), with Angel Stadium in Anaheim as the best in the AL.

Fenway Park in Boston, Camden Yards in Baltimore, and Globe Life Park in Arlington are also rated as hitter's parks; Safeco Field in Seattle, the Oakland Coliseum, and Petco Park in San Diego are rated as pitcher's parks. None of those is surprising. Wrigley Field in Chicago is rated as a pitcher's park, which is surprising until you remember that, half the time, the infamous Wrigley wind blows in.

The one caveat I have about the chart is that Citi Field is rated as a hitter's park, favoring hitters over pitchers by 3 percent. Since it opened in 2009, it's nearly always been described as a tough park in which to hit. (Unless you're the Yankees. They seem to hit fine there.) Other than that, it looks accurate to me.

At any rate, it says Yankee Stadium favors hitters by 7.4 percent. I'm fine with that. And it's not like this was a secret when Santana took the mound yesterday. He knew going in that the place favored hitters. Maybe next time, he'll remember this, and adjust his pitching accordingly, throwing more off-speed stuff to induce grounders instead of fly balls.

And it appears, for the moment, that Greg Bird is no joke. Maybe he'll become a great Yankee, or maybe he'll flame out quickly like Steve Whitaker, Dan Pasqua, Kevin Maas and Shane Spencer. For however long he lasts as a big name on the Yankees, I'm going to enjoy it.

Despite my jealousy. This guy is young enough to be my son, and he already has 2 more home runs in Major League Baseball than I'll ever have.

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So the Yankees swept the series, and with the Philadelphia Phillies beating those pesky Toronto Blue Jays last night, the Magic Number to clinch the American League Eastern Division drops to 40. The Baltimore Orioles shocked the Mets with a walkoff win at Camden Yards last night, so their elimination number remains 39. The Tampa Bay Rays, 35. The Boston Red Sox, 30.

The Yankees remain at home. Tonight, they start a 4-game series with the Cleveland Indians. Ivan Nova starts against Josh Tomlin.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Eduardo NunE6 Strikes Again -- This Time In Yankees' Favor!

So the Yankees began a series with the Minnesota Twins, at home at Yankee Stadium II in The Bronx, all ready to gain half a game on those pesky but idle Toronto Blue Jays.

And then Joe Girardi pulls a fast one on us, moving CC Sabathia's start back to tonight. He said it had nothing to do with whatever it was that happened with CC in Toronto on Friday night. He just wanted to give his starters an extra day of rest. Because, after all, who knows more about handling a pitching staff than Joe Girardi?

(I do. And you may also.)

Instead, the start went to Bryan Mitchell. A 24-year-old righthander from North Carolina, he was making just his 13th major league appearance, all for the Yankees since August 10 of last year.

He got through the 1st inning with little difficulty. The Yankees gave him a 3-run cushion thanks to the smoking hot bat of Brian McCann, who launched his 21st McCannon Shot of the season. (Hey, if Mark Teixeira can "send a Teix Message," Brian McCann can "launch a McCannon shot.")

Mitchell gets the 1st 2 outs in the top of the 2nd. Then he allows singles to Eddie Rosario and Kurt Suzuki, bringing the tying run to the plate.

The batter was Eduardo Nunez. You remember him, don't you? Noonie? The absolute worst fielder in the history of the Yankee franchise? A guy who played 2nd base, shortstop, 3rd base, left field and right field, and none of them with the slightest shred of competence? The reason Derek Jeter couldn't retire until 2014? The infield equivalent of Boone Logan?

A guy the Yankees traded to the Twins right before the 2014 season for Miguel Sulbaran, a 21-year-old Venezuelan lefthanded start pitcher, who just made his 1st start at Triple-A, had a 4.77 ERA in Double-A, is by no means ready for the major leagues, and I'd still rather have him in the Yankee organization than Eduardo NunE6? Yeah, that Eduardo Nunez.

That Eduardo Nunez hit a line shot up the middle, hitting Mitchell in the face. It was a Herb Score situation, and everybody got scared. Rosario scored on the play, but nobody cared about that.

After a couple of minutes, Mitchell got up under his own power, blood soaking through a towel and dripping on his uniform. He was taken across the Harlem River to Manhattan's New York-Presbyterian Hospital (formerly Columbia-Presbyterian Medical Center, built on the site of the Yankees' first home, Hilltop Park), and was founded to have a broken nose. It could have been much worse. At last check, he showed no evidence of a concussion.

The last thing Girardi needed was to have to bring a reliever in to pitch the 2nd inning. He brought in Caleb Cotham, a 27-year-old righthander from Tennessee, making only his 2nd big-league appearance.

He got the last out in the 2nd, pitched the 3rd, and into the 4th. But he allowed 4 runs, and was replaced in the 4th by Chasen Shreve, who got the last out, and also pitched the 5th, allowing another run. Justin Wilson was brought in to pitch the 6th, and allowed another run.

McCann had a 2-run single in the 3rd, but going into the bottom of the 6th, the Twins led 7-5. Not good. The Yankees needed runs.

They got them. Teix led off the inning with a walk. McCann struck out. But Carlos Beltran, the goat in the previous game but a hero in the preceding 2, drove one down the left-field line for his 13th homer of the season. As the Scooter used to say, "And we got ourselves a tie ballgame! Holy cow, this is unbelievable!"

Dellin Betances pitched a perfect 8th, and stranded a leadoff single in the 9th. The game went to extra innings, which Girardi, the Yankees, and their fans most definitely did not need, considering that closer Andrew Miller was brought in to pitch the 10th, and there was literally nobody left in the bullpen. Girardi later said that if he needed to replace Miller, he'd bring in CC, thus neutralizing his strategy of giving his starters an extra day of rest.

Apparently, Girardi's binder doesn't have a contingency for "Starting pitcher gets hit in the face with a line drive in the 1st 2 innings, and has to leave the game."

Miller cruised through the 10th, and, this time, the Yankees decided not to drag out either a win or a loss, as we've seen a few times in the last few years. Greg Bird, who earlier in the game got his 1st Yankee Stadium hit, led off with his 2nd, a double. McCann hit one off the wall -- but Bird, not knowing if the ball would be caught, had to hold up, and could only get to 3rd.

(If you were having a flashback to the Bobby Meacham, Dale Berra, Carlton Fisk play of 1985, 30 years ago this month, it would have been understandable.)

Paul Molitor, the Twins manager and Milwaukee Brewers Hall-of-Famer, who's from St. Paul and got his 3,000th career hit with his hometown Twins (as did Dave Winfield, also from St. Paul), ordered Beltran intentionally walked to set up the double play started at home plate -- but also loaded up the bases with nobody out.

Then Molitor made a bizarre move. Yogi Berra once said it's harder to manage in baseball than to coach in football because, "You can't make up no trick plays." Wrong: There's the infield shift.

This was even trickier: Molitor replaced Torii Hunter in right field with Eduardo Escobar, and made him a 5th infielder. It would have been all right on an ordinary ground ball, but if the next batter hit a fly ball, it drops, and the Yankees win.

The batter was Chase Headley. He hit a weak grounder to short. It should have been an easy play for the shortstop to throw home to get Brendan Ryan, whom Girardi had sent to pinch-run for Bird.

But the shortstop was Eduardo Nunez, and he couldn't handle it. Error for NunE6.

Yankees 8, Twins 7. WP: Miller (1-2). No save. LP: Glen Perkins (1-4).

So one of the weirdest games of the season ends in the Yankees' favor, and nobody died -- which was not certain at the moment Mitchell got hit.

The series continues tonight, CC starting against former Met Mike Pelfrey.

Monday, June 2, 2014

Bullpen Meltdown Aids Minnesota Comeback

The finale of the Yankees' home series with the Minnesota Twins looked to be in the bag. After all, weren't the Twins starting Yankee castoff Phil Hughes?

Hughes pitched 8 innings, allowing only 2 runs. Why couldn't he do that 3 times out of every 4 for the Yankees?

But it looked to be enough, as, between them, rookie starter Chase Whitley, Dellin Betances and Adam Warren pitched 8 very strong innings, allowing 1 run on 6 hits.

So we went to the 9th, leading 2-1. Enter Sandm--

Oh, that's right.

No problem: David Robertson has been great this year, notching 12 saves in 13 opportunities.

No problem... right?

Josh Willingham led off the top of the 9th for the Twins. Boom: Long drive to left field, game-tying home run.

Okay, that might not have been too bad, if D-Rob could prevent any more runs, and the Yanks could win it in the bottom of the 9th. Or in extra innings. And he did strike Jason Kubel out right after than.

But then he walked Kurt Suzuki. Uh-oh... But then he struck out Eduardo Escobar. One out to go.

But then he walked Aaron Hicks. And then he allowed a double to Brian Dozier. 3-2 Twins.

He was ordered to walk Joe Mauer to set up the force play. And then...

And then Joe Girardi looked in his Binder, and pulled Robertson, for Matt Daley.

On his 1st pitch, Daley allowed a double. To the Twins' shortstop.

EDUARDO NUNEZ!

Losing a game because of Phil Hughes and Eduardo Nunez coming through for the other team. For Pete Sheehy's sake...

5-2 Twins. That was the only pitch Daley threw. Girardi looked in his Binder under, "Fuckups, Your Own." Rather than read, "See, you never should have consulted me in the first place, you dope!" he saw, "Bring in Matt Thornton."

Thornton allowed a single to Oswalda Garcia. 7-2 Twins.

Thornton got Josh Willingham to fly out to end the carnage. But the Yanks went quietly in the bottom of the 9th.

WP: Hughes (6-1 -- that's right, six wins, one loss). No save. LP: Robertson (0-2).

It's not worth pointing out the day's "Yankee RISPfails," since this was a total bullpen meltdown in the 9th, not the 10th or later.

If Whitley and his replacements had allowed 7 runs over the first 8, I would have understood. Not this.

In about half an hour from now, the Yankees will host the Seattle Mariners in the makeup of a rainout from about a month ago. Tomorrow night, the Oakland Athletics come in for 3 games, before the Yankees had out on a long Western roadtrip to Kansas City, Seattle and Oakland.

David Phelps starts tonight, against Felix Hernandez. Oy vey: Not only is Phelps starting against one of the better pitchers in baseball, but we have to hear a lot of crap about how this guy who's never seen a postseason MLB game except on television, let alone pitched in one, is a "king."

It's worse than hearing about Henrik Lundqvist being a "king."

This is going to be a long next 2 weeks.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

So THAT'S What Nunez and Logan Are Doing In the Major Leagues!

Had he lived, yesterday would have been the 100th Birthday of Alan Ladd, best known for the 1953 Western movie Shane, in which he plays an aging gunfighter.  At the end of the movie, he rides off, a kid he'd befriended, played by Brandon deWilde, tries to get him to stay, yelling, "Shane, come back!"

Not "Come back, Shane!" That's one of those lines that always seems to get remembered wrong. I should do a Top 10 of those sometime. Sadly, Ladd attempted suicide twice, succeeding the second time, in 1964, at the age of 50. deWilde would be killed in a car crash in 1972, only 30.

Well, Shane Spencer isn't coming back -- or, as Rick Pitino put it, "Shane Spencer's not walking through that door" -- but the Yankees didn't need him against the Chicago White Sox last night. ll they needed were the current players.

For the 4th straight start, Hiroki Kuroda did not have his good stuff. He made it to the 7th inning, allowing 4 runs on 7 hits and 2 walks, and was outpitched by the Pale Hose's All-Star ace, Chris Sale.

It was 4-1 Chicago (hating the Red Sox as I do, it's weird for me to write "Sox" or "the Sox" when talking about the Chicago White variety) in the bottom of the 8th, when Captain Clutch started perhaps the most emotional rally of the season: Derek Jeter sent a line drive to center field.

Robinson Cano doubled him over to 3rd. (This is a trend that I've noticed: All too often lately, doubles have gotten Yankee runners on 1st only to 3rd, not home.) The White Sox manager, Robin Ventura (who was briefly a Yankee and briefly a Met, after a fine career as the Sox' 3rd baseman), pulled Sale, and that may have been a mistake. He brought in Nate Jones, who gave up back-to-back singles to Alfonso Soriano and Alex Rodriguez, the former scoring Jeter and Cano to make it 4-3.

Ventura then made another pitching change, bringing in Donnie Veal. Curtis Granderson breaded Veal with a game-tying single.

Veal struck out Mark Reynolds for the 2nd out... and then Ventura took him out, after getting a big out. Huh? Does Ventura have a binder, too? He brought in Matt Lindstrom, to face Eduardo Nunez.

Nunez is not one of my favorite people. He can hit a little, but he's got a tin glove, regardless of whether he's playing 3rd base or shortstop -- hence his nicknames NunE5 and NunE6. I even nicknamed him El Doctor Guante Extraño -- Spanish for "Dr. Strange Glove," a reference to the nickname Dick Stuart, a great slugger but a horrible fielder who, since he played in the 1960s, before there was a designated hitter, was stuck at 1st base, traditionally the position where a bad fielder could do the least damage. Sixties sluggers Harmon Killebrew and Dick Allen had been moved there from 3rd base.

Nunez has been one of these guys that makes me say, "What the hell is this guy doing in the major leagues?"

I will tell you what Eduardo Nunez is doing in the major leagues: Hitting a game winning double to left field, that scored A-Rod and the Grandy Man. 6-4 Yankees.

On Facebook, I typed, "I take it all back!"

You know who else has made me say, "What the hell is this guy doing in the major leagues?" Boone Logan. Yet he turned out to be the winning pitcher, having relieved Preston Claiborne (who finished the 7th inning for Kuroda) and pitched a 1-2-3 8th.

Most likely, Girardi brought Logan in because the leadoff hitter was Adam Dunn, a lefthander who can hit a ball 500 feet... when he's not striking out, something Logan made him do for the 2,190th time in his career. That's more than any player who's ever played except for Reggie Jackson, Jim Thome and Sammy Sosa.

Dunn is only 33, so, barring injury, he will get the 408 Ks he needs to surpass Reggie's all-time record of 2,597.  Thome, apparently if not officially retired, is 49 short. Two other players have over 2,000 Ks: A-Rod and Andres Galarraga.  Surprisingly, Jeter has 1,751, breaking Mickey Mantle's club record of 1,710.

(UPDATE: Dunn retired after the 2014 season, with 2,379, still trailing Reggie and Thome.)

Remember when Bobby Bonds (Barry's father) held the record for most strikeouts in a season, with 189? That figure has now been topped 13 times, 4 times by Dunn, who fanned 222 times last season. But that's not the record now: Mark Reynolds, now ours, whiffed 223 times in 2009 while with the Arizona Diamondbacks. He's also topped the old Bonds record 3 other times. Drew Stubbs of the 2011 Cincinnati Reds (now with the Cleveland Indians) has also topped 200, and Granderson had a Yankee record 195 last season.

But Logan was officially the Yankee pitcher when the Yankees took the lead, and so when Mairano Rivera nailed down his 40th save, Logan was the winning pitcher (5-2) -- but I still, due to his futzup the other day, have to add to his Litany of Losing list. Jones was the losing pitcher for the White Sox (4-5).

The Yankees remain 8 games behind the Red Sox for the AL East lead (7 in the loss column), and 2 1/2 behind the Tamap Bay Rays in the hunt for the 2nd Wild Card slot. The former now looks like a longshot, but the latter is definitely doable.

The series with the White Sox concludes tonight at 7:00 (well, 7:05... okay, maybe 7:08), with CC Sabathia starting against Erik Johnson.

Who? He's a 23-year-old 6-foot-3, 235-pound righthander, not as big as CC but pretty big, and not only is he the proverbial "pitcher the Yankees have never seen before," no team has seen him in a major league game: He's making his debut. (Remember, it's September, and the rosters have been expanded.) This season, between Double-A Birmingham and Triple-A Charlotte, he's 12-3, with an ERA of 1.96 and a WHIP of 0.986.

Looks like he's ready for the majors. Let's see if he's ready for Yankee Stadium. Come on you Pinstripes!

And then, tomorrow, the other Sox come to town. The Boston Red Scum.

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Note of salute to the Pittsburgh Pirates. By beating the Milwaukee Brewers 4-3 last night, they won their 81st game of the season. Barring a 24-game losing streak (which has happened only once in the history of Major League Baseball), they will have their 1st winning season in 21 years -- since 1992.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Ichiro, Sori & Huff, Good; Nix's Hand, Bad

There was bad news for the Yankees last night: Jayson Nix, the previous night's hero, was hit by a pitch and got his left hand broken. He could miss the rest of the season, thus taking away his occasionally good bat, his frequently good speed, and his reliable defense. (Translation: Losing Nix means more Eduardo Nunez. That's NunE6 or NunE5.)

The pitcher who hit him was R.A. Dickey. A knuckleballer. With no history of hitting batters on purpose. And with no history of animosity with the Yankees. So I think we can reliably call this an accident.

Of course, Dickey has another problem, one he didn't realize with the Mets in his Cy Young Award season last year, but that the Toronto Blue Jays' other 2 big acquisitions from the National League have also realized: Pitching in the American League is hard.

The Yankees made it 3 straight over those pesky Blue Jays, coming through with 2 runs in the bottom of the 8th to win, 4-2.

With yesterday having a rainout-forced doubleheader, the Yankees needed an emergency starter. Adam Warren, normally a reliever, pitched the 1st 3 innings, and was a little shaky, allowing 2 runs on 4 hits and 2 walks, including a home run to Josh Thole, who also came to Toronto in the Dickey deal, and hadn't hit a home run since April 29, 2012, and had a grand total of 7 in 1,118 career plate appearances before that.

(The Dickey deal got the Mets 4 players, 2 of whom, John Buck and Travis d'Arnaud, are helping them at the moment. Not much, because the Mets still stink, but those 2 are doing their part to clear the smell.)

David Huff came in, and pitched innings 4 through 8, and allowed no runs on just 1 hit -- albeit with 4 walks. If a single starter had done what Warren and Huff did -- 8 innings, 2 runs, 5 hits, 6 walks -- we'd have gladly taken it.

Huff got the win (1-0), and if this is what he's capable of, maybe we should consider him for the rotation. (Today is his 29th birthday, so he's not really a "prospect" anymore.) At the very least, we should consider making him our regular lefthanded reliever, so that we can finally give Boone Logan the unconditional release he has so richly earned.

Dickey didn't pitch badly, getting into the 8th having allowed just 2 runs, on an Austin Romine sacrifice fly in the 2nd and a Curtis Granderson single in the 3rd. But with 2 out in the bottom of the 8th, Cano singled, and Alfonso Soriano blasted a home run. (His 26th of the season, his 9th in just 101 plate appearances for the Yankees.) When Mariano Rivera came in and slammed the door for his 37th save, it made a losing pitcher out of Dickey (9-12).

Notable in this was a single in the bottom of the 1st by Ichiro Suzuki. It was the 2,722nd hit of his major league career, moving him past Lou Gehrig on the all-time list. Combined with what he did in Japan, that's an even 4,000.

Granted, the level of play in Japan is about at America's AAA ball, but, still, this makes Ichiro only the 3rd player ever to reach 4,000 hits combined between such a level and the major leagues. The other 2 are Ty Cobb and Pete Rose, and they weren't exactly good guys. Ichiro is as close as you can come, outside of Mariano and Derek Jeter, to being universally admired in baseball.

When he started out in North America, with the Seattle Mariners, he was hyped like crazy, and I said he wouldn't last. I called him "Fluky Suzuki." Boy, was I wrong: His lifetime batting average is .320, he topped out at .372, broke George Sisler's single-season record with 262 hits, 5 times has had at least 224 hits in a season, has a career OPS+ of 112, has stolen 470 bases, including 5 seasons with at least 40 steals, topping out at 56 in his rookie year, and has won 10 Gold Gloves.

They may not elect Hideki Matsui to the Baseball Hall of Fame based on his combined effort in America and Japan. With Ichiro, such a combination is not necessary: He's in based on what he did here. (Unless, of course, they find out he used steroids or that he bet on games. Both of those are incredibly unlikely.)

The 4-game set with the Jays concludes this afternoon, with Andy Pettitte starting against J.A. Happ, whom you might remember from the 2009 World Series against the Phillies. This will be Andy's 45th career start against the Jays, the most against any team. After the game, the Yankees head down to Tampa to take on the future Orlando, Carolina, Norfolk, Utah or Portland Rays -- or Montreal Expos.

Come on you Pinstripes!

Thursday, August 8, 2013

It Becomes Abundantly, Painfully Clear

There are 30 teams in Major League Baseball. Only 1 will win the World Series in a given season. Only 2 will get into it. Only 10 will make the Playoffs.

Most teams' fans have to decide for themselves how to define "a successful season." There are stages:

1. Winning the World Series/Super Bowl/NBA Title/Stanley Cup. This is how most Yankee Fans define "success."

2. Making the Playoffs. This would be enough for most teams. Unless, of course, your exit from the postseason is shocking, as so often happens to teams like the Boston Red Sox, the Philadelphia Eagles, and, to my dismay, the New Jersey Devils. (Sure, we've won 3 Stanley Cups, but when we've been eliminated, a few of those times, it's been mind-boggling.)

3. "Playing meaningful games in September." (Or December for your NFL team, or April for your NBA or NHL team, or October for your MLS team, or May for your European soccer team.) That was how Mets owner Fred Wilpon defined it for his team in 2010: Still being in the Pennant race (I really should say "Playoff race") when the final month of the season begins. They didn't.

4. Playing well enough to get the fans excited enough to consistently come out and give the team an additional lift. This is a good definition of success if your team has been bad for a few years.

5. Just not being really, really bad. This season, this would have been enough for the Houston Astros and Miami Marlins.

This season, which is now about 2/3rds done, the Yankees have achieved 5 and 4. But it sure looks like 1 isn't going to happen, 2 is now in serious jeopardy, and 3 is even in question.

For teams that define success as 1, 2, or at least 3, there comes a time when it becomes abundantly, painfully clear that it's just not going to happen.

After last night's debacle (I love that word, but not when it applies to a Yankee game), the Yankees are just 1 game over .500, 11 1/2 out of 1st place, 7 out of the AL's 2nd Wild Card berth.

According to Cool Standings, the Yankees' chances of simply making the Playoffs are now 1.8 percent.

Even the Mets, 9 games under .500, 17 out of first, 9 out of the Wild Cards, aren't much further below, 1.4 percent.

Strange things have happened. In 2011, the Red Sox went into September with a 99 percent chance of making the Playoffs, and didn't.

The Yankees will need strange things to happen to make the Playoffs this time.

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Last night, strange things happened, and not in a good way.

The 3-game series against the Chicago White Sox concluded, and CC Sabathia took the hill for the Yankees. He'd been awful lately, but, last night, for the 1st 6 innings, he was fantastic, allowing 1 run on just 3 hits and no walks. But in the 7th, he allowed 2 runs on 2 hits.

The Yankees had gotten home runs from Alfonso Soriano (his 19th of the season, but only his 2nd as a Yankee) and, of all people, Eduardo Nunez (his 1st of the season). But a 4-0 Yankee lead had already become 4-1, and now it was 4-3.

No matter, David Robertson would pitch the 8th and Mariano Rivera the 9th, and the Yankees would avoid the sweep.

Robertson pitched a scoreless 8th, and Mo took the mound for the 9th. He got the 1st 2 outs, as you would expect. But then Gordon Beckham doubled, and Adam Dunn singled him home to tie the game.

Blown save. You would think that, in the 9th, with 2 out, Mariano Rivera vs. Adam Dunn would result in a game-ending, game-winning strikeout. No. You would think that CC Sabathia being given a 4-run lead would be enough to win. No.

The game went to extra innings. Austin Romine led off the top of the 11th with a walk. Jayson Nix pinch-ran for him. Brett Gardner popped into a force play, eliminating Nix but putting himself on 2nd. Gardner stole 2nd, giving Ichiro Suzuki the chance to win the game with a base hit. But Ichiro flew out. And then, up came Alex Rodriguez, "the least clutch hitter who ever lived," and he grounded weakly to 3rd.

Top of the 12th. Robinson Cano led off against ChiSox reliever Dylan Axelrod. Not to be confused with David Axelrod, a Chicagoan and a campaign operative for President Obama. And Cano drilled a pitch to right-center. Yankees 5, White Sox 4.

So this was our night, right? CC & Mo blow it, but we win anyway?

Wrong. Bottom of the 12th. Adam Warren, who'd pitched out of trouble in the 11th, got the 1st 2 outs. The potential last batter was Tyler Flowers. (No, I'd never heard of him, either. Or the next 2 guys who came up.)

Flowers hit a grounder up the middle. Easy play for Cano. Except Warren tried to grab it himself  As John Sterling said on WCBS, you can't fault him for wanting to make the play. But it deflected off his glove. Tying run on 1st, winning run at the plate.

Alexei Ramirez came up. Soft line drive to center. Tying run on 3rd. Winning run on 1st.

Alejandro De Aza came up. With Sterling's accent and the radio static, I thought he said, "Piazza." Now, I knew it wasn't Mike Piazza, who's now retired long enough to be eligible for the Hall of Fame. But I'm thinking, "Who is this guy?"

Whoever he is, he smacked a drive to left-center, and Gardner, with all his speed, couldn't run it down. The tying and winning runs scored. White Sox 6, Yankees 5.

Sterling, for about the 5th time in the inning, said, "How do ya like that?" And I thought, "Sterling, I swear to God, if you say, 'You just can't predict baseball,' I'm gonna break your neck!"

It was an empty threat, of course. Chicago is 800 miles from Central Jersey. Besides, Sterling doesn't have much of a neck.
I don't actually want to hurt him. But his comments didn't make this loss any easier to take.

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If the Yankees couldn't win this game, which was gift-wrapped for them in the 12th inning, when they didn't really deserve it, then this is it.

All those people who predicted, before the start of the season, that all those injuries would mean the Yankees wouldn't even contend, have been proven, for all practical purposes, right.

The season didn't come to an end last night. But most hopes for the postseason sure did.  he Yankees would pretty much have to gain one game every week just to make the Playoffs, and unless we can have a lineup with Jeter, A-Rod, Cano Granderson and Soriano in it every game, and all of them hitting well, it doesn't seem likely.

And so, on September 26, 2013, a Thursday night, presuming the Yankees can get a lead into the 9th inning against the Tampa Bay Rays -- who cannot become the Carolina Rays, the Utah Rays, the Portland Rays, or even the reborn Montreal Expos soon enough -- it is very likely that Mariano Rivera will come out of a Yankee Stadium bullpen for the last time.

Maybe any bullpen at all, since the Yankees will have 3 games left in the regular season, all in Houston against the Astros (and I still can't think of them as an American League team), and it would just be wrong for Mariano to finish his career on the road if it's not in the postseason -- especially in the moron State of Texas.

And when the regular season ends on September 29, that's going to be it for the Yankees. No Playoffs. Ten other teams going for October glory.

It has become abundantly, painfully clear. In the immortal words of Peanuts' Charlie Brown...

AUUUUUUUUGH!

Good grief!

My stomach hurts.

That's what happens when your team plays poorly enough to make you call them "You blockheads!"

Thursday, July 25, 2013

In Order to Mess With Texas, You Have to Outscore Them; Djalma Santos, 1929-2013

The Yankees did not mess with Texas again last night.  At least, not very well.  If you want to mess with an opponent, you have to outscore them.

First 2 batters of the game: Brett Gardner and Ichiro Suzuki single. 1st & 2nd, nobody out. Robinson Cano strikes out, Lyle Overbay does the same, Vernon Wells grounds out. No runs.

4th inning: Cano leads off with a single. Gets no further.

6th inning: Gardner leads off with a grounder to Ranger pitcher Matt Garza, who throws it away, getting him all the way to 3rd. Ichiro grounds out, and Gardy can't score. Cano singles him home. So the only run the Yankees got was the pitcher's fault, but was nonetheless unearned. Overbay grounds into a double play to end the threat.

7th inning: Brent Lillibridge reaches 2nd on a throwing error with 2 out. No further.

9th inning: Wells singles with 2 outs, and the Yankees down only 3-1. The tying run comes to the plate, and Rangers Ballpark (or whatever the official name is this season) is a hitter's park.

All the Yankees needed was a hitter. What they got was Eduardo Nunez, whose every appearance is a cruel joke on people used to seeing Derek Jeter play shortstop for the Yankees. He popped up.

Andy Pettitte pitched well enough to win. He didn't (7-8). Garza pitched well also (7-1, with Joe Nathan supplying his 32nd save), but the Yankees should still have been able to hit him.

The series concludes this afternoon, a 2:05 start (1:05 to them). Hiroki Kuroda starts against Derek Holland. Come on you Bombers: Do some bombing!

After this, the Yankees come home to face the red-hot Tampa Bay Rays, who beat the Red Sox last night, and are now just half a game behind them, tied with them for first place in the loss column. The Yankees remain 7 back, 6 on the loss side.

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Djalma Santos died this week. You probably never heard of him, unless you're a student of Brazilian soccer.

Djalma Pereira Dias dos Santos was born on February 27, 1929 in São Paulo, Brazil. He starred as a right back (defender), but was also known for his attacking skill, fincluding taking penalties. He played for São Paulo clubs Portuguesa and Palmeiras, having won the São Paulo state championship in 1959, 1963 and 1966, and the new national championship, the Campeonato Brasileiro Série A, in 1960, 1967 and 1969.
Suited up for Palmeiras

He was named to Brazil's World Cup team in 1954, 1958, 1962 and 1966. He and Franz Beckenbauer are the only men to be named in the All-Star Teams of 3 World Cups. (UPDATE: Philipp Lahm has since joined them.) He helped Brazil win the World Cup in Sweden in 1958 and Chile in 1962.
In 2008, he took part in the 50th Anniversary celebrations for Brazil's 1st World Cup win. He lived in Uberaba, in the state of Minas Gerais, and was hospitalized there with pneumonia early this month. He died on July 23 at age 84.

UPDATE: He was buried at Cemitério São João Batista (St. John the Baptist) in Uberaba.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Yankees Mess With Texas; Emile Griffith, 1938-2013

Rick Perry, the latest bigoted moron right-wing extremist to be Governor of Texas, has launched a campaign, through TV commercials and print ads, to convince business executives, who can afford the high taxes and stringent regulations of sensible States like New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Illinois and California, to close up shop there and re-set-up in Texas, where taxes and regulation are a greater sin than murder.

Lewis Black, a New York-based comedian, countered this, with a video based on the old slogan, "Don't Mess With Texas." He made it for Jon Stewart's Daily Show, and while Stewart is a Met fan, he's cooler than anybody from Texas.  Yes, even Willie Nelson.

And by the way, the guys at the Alamo? They were slaveholders, on Mexican soil. Slavery was already illegal in Mexico in 1836 when that battle happened. They weren't just slaveholders, you dumb Texas schmucks, they were... wait for it... wait for it... illegal immigrants! They lost that battle, and they deserved to lose! At the Alamo, the good guys won!

Okay, Santa Anna wasn't a good guy. But he was defending his country, which is more than most of the bastards inside the Alamo could truthfully say they'd ever done! (Yeah, yeah, Davey Crockett... )

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Last night, the Yankees tried to rebound from the previous night's pathetic offensive performance against the Texas Rangers. They started off pretty well: Four straight hits to lead off the top of the 3rd gave the Yanks a 2-0 lead. Melky Mesa and Austin Romine doubled, and Brett Gardner and Ichiro Suzuki singled.

In the 4th, emergency pickup Brent Lillibridge (sounds like an old-time corporate executive, the kind of guy Charles Foster Kane would have dealt with, or at the most recent, Don Draper) drove in another run with a fielder's choice after a Vernon Wells double and an Eduardo Nunez sacrifice fly. In the meantime, Phil Hughes allowed just 2 hits and 3 walks over the 1st 5 innings, taking a shutout into the 6th.

But with 1 out, Lillibridge made an error that put Nelson Cruz on 1st base. And then Adrian Beltre doubled him home with an unearned run. Hughes got A.J. Pierzynski (who the Yankees really should have gotten to solve their problem of not getting any hitting from their catchers) to fly out, but Elvis Andrus singled home Beltre to make it 3-2.

No problem, Hughes only has to get 1 more out, and Andrus is stranded on 1st, and the Yankees still leda.

Unfortunately, Mitch Moreland was the next batter. Moreland is a 27-year-old 1st baseman from Mississippi. He has some power, and was a key reserve in the Rangers' 2010 & '11 Pennant seasons. He also bats lefthanded.

And so, Girardi, unable to think for himself in such a situation, consulted his Binder. And the Binder said, "Forget the fact that Hughes is pitching all right, that the runs thus far scored aren't really his fault. The batter is lefthanded. Bring in Boone Logan."

Now, you may not have seen last night's game. But if you are a regular reader of this blog, you know that Boone Logan's sole purpose in the major leagues, if not in life itself, is to get lefthanded hitters out, and that he can't do it.

You have figured this out. I have figured this out. He has figured this out. You know who has not figured this out? Joe Girardi, Brian Cashman, and the Steinbrenner brothers. As a result, Logan is still a Yankee.
Moreland hit a line-drive home run to Vandergriff Plaza in center field.

This morning, Logan has not been removed from the Yankee roster, through trade, release, or sending down to the minor leagues.
Goose Gossage demands an explanation for this bullshit.

So if you were watching the game, at this point, you're probably thinking, "Great. Another entry in Logan's Litany of Losing." If the score had held, it would have been the 32nd game that Logan has either blown, or put in position to be blown and later was, for the Yankees, and he's been here only 3 1/2 years.

Ah, but the score didn't hold.  Because this time, the Yankees had enough of Boone's Bullshit, and had enough of RISPfail, and decided to mess with Texas.

In the top of the 9th inning, Ranger manager Ron Washington brought in Joe Nathan, once the closer for the Minnesota Twins. He struck out Lyle Overbay, but then he walked Wells. Then he threw a wild pitch, which got Wells to 2nd.

And then Nunez, whose attempts to play shortstop in the major leagues make Luis Aparicio weep, hit a sharp line drive to left field. Left fielder David Murphy couldn't get to it. Center fielder Craig Gentry did, but bobbled it. Had Nunez not gotten a little leisurely on the bases, a la Timo Perez in the 2000 World Series (ah, sweet memories), he would have had an inside-the-park home run and given the Yankees the lead. Instead, he had to hurry up just to get to 3rd. But Wells scored, and we had ourselves a tie ballgame.

And then Lillibridge made up for his error by singling Nunez home and giving the Yankees the 5-4 lead. With 1 out, and 1st & 2nd base open, there was no reason for a suicide squeeze. Brent may have been a Lillibridge over troubled water, but there was no reason for him to lay one down.

(Come on, it was an obvious joke. Besides, Paul Simon is a Yankee Fan.)

Mariano Rivera came on in the bottom of the 9th and got 2 strikeouts and a grounder to short, which NunE5 managed to not throw away.

WP: Joba Chamberlain (2-0), who pitched a perfect 8th, and was still officially the Yankee pitcher when they took the lead. SV: Rivera (32).  LP: Nathan (1-1).

Like Lewis Black says: "'Don't mess with Texas'? No: Don't fuck with New York!"

The series continues tonight, with Andy Pettitte pitching against Matt Garza. Remember, the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex is in the Central Time Zone, so that's an 8:05 start our time. Then it concludes tomorrow afternoon, at 2:05, with Hiroki Kuroda going against Derek Holland.

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Elsewhere in baseball, the Mets beat the Atlanta Braves, 4-1 at Pity Field.  It was Star Wars Night.
Now, if I were a Met fan, old enough to remember 1977, the year the team fell apart and traded away Tom Seaver, and the Yankees won the World Series, I'd want as few reminders of that year as possible.

Also, you ever see a guy in a Darth Vader costume throw out a ceremonial first ball? Let's just say that the armor is not conducive to getting the ball over the plate. The Force is not with him, and I find his lack of control disturbing.

You think "Three-nil and you fucked it up" is bad? It's not as bad in baseball as it is in hockey or soccer, but it's bad. But it could be worse. Much, much worse.

Last night, the Toronto Blue Jays, preseason favorites to win the AL East, blew an 8-0 lead in an Interleague game against the Los Angeles Dodgers, and lost 10-9. Eight-nil and they fucked it up!

And Bruce Bochy won his 1,500th game as a manager -- though his career record is only 1,500-1,498. The San Francisco Giants took the 2nd game of a doubleheader with the Cincinnati Reds, 5-3 at AT&T Park, having lost the opner, 9-3.

Bochy has won 2 World Series as Giants manager, but previously struggled running them and the Arizona Diamondbacks.

The nightcap was a weird situation: Due to Commissioner Bud Selig's approval of a fucked-up schedule, it was the only way to make up a rainout in Cincinnati, and so the Reds acted as the home team in the nightcap, wearing bright red alternate jerseys as the Giants wore their road grays on their home field in front of their home fans.

This is where Yankee broadcaster John Sterling would say, "You just can't predict baseball."

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Emile Griffith died yesterday. His was a story of triumph, and tragedy.

Emile Alphonse Griffith was born on February 3, 1938 in St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands. After World War II, many Caribbeans came to New York City, particularly to Brooklyn. Griffith's family was among them.

As a teenager, he got a job in a hat factory, a very hot place. He asked his boss if he could take his shirt off. The boss agreed, and noticed his physique. Being a former boxer, the boss took him to the gym run by famous boxing trainer Gil Clancy. By 1958, Griffith was a Golden Gloves winner, and was regularly fighting at the St. Nicholas Arena on the Upper West Side, the Academy of Music in the East Village, and eventually at the old Madison Square Garden in Midtown.
On April 1, 1961, with a career record of 22-2, Griffith stepped into the ring at the Miami Beach Convention Center, to fight the Welterweight Champion of the World, a Cuban, a fellow black Caribbean, named Bernardo Peret, known as Benny "the Kid" Paret. Griffith knocked the Kid out in the 13th round, and became the new Champion. He defended the title twice, before facing Paret again on September 30 -- a day before Roger Maris hit "61 in '61" -- and Paret won a very controversial split decision.

A 3rd fight was demanded. Griffith had 3 tuneup fights, all wins. Paret had 1, fighting Middleweight Champion Gene Fullmer. This was a big mistake, as Fullmer pounded him, and was leading on all 3 cards in the 10th round, when he knocked the Kid out. That was on December 9, 1961. There was no way Paret should have been let back in the ring so soon.

But he was. It was booked for The Garden on March 24, 1962, less than 4 months after his beating by Fullmer. It was televised live nationally by ABC. The leadup to the fight was bad, as the New York State Athletic Commission, which oversaw boxing in the State (and still does), was criticized for allowing Paret to fight again so soon.

At the weigh-in, Paret touched Griffith on the rear end, and called him "maricón." A native English speaker, Griffith knew enough Spanish to know that this was an accusation of homosexuality. In the Caribbean, especially at that time, regardless of which language you spoke (English, Spanish, French, Portuguese and Dutch are all spoken, depending on the former colonizer of the land), that was going too far. Griffith had to be held back from attacking Paret on the spot.

The fight went on as scheduled. Late in the 6th, round, Paret looked like he was about to finish Griffith off, but the bell rang to save him. Griffith took control of the fight, and, in he 12th, he trapped the Kid in a corner, raining blows on his head, the head that he and Fullmer had both pounded within the last few months. Paret stopped fighting, and nearly fell through the ropes and out of the ring. Griffith kept punching.

Author Norman Mailer, a big boxing fan, was there, and he said it was the hardest he had ever seen one man hit another. And these were welterweights, the 140-to-147-pound weight class, not heavyweights.

Finally, referee Reuven "Ruby" Goldstein -- himself a former welterweight contender, known as "The Jewel of the Ghetto" due to his nickname of "Ruby" and his Lower East Side origin, and a man who had worked 39 title fights in 21 years -- stopped the fight, and Griffith had a win by technical knockout (TKO).

Paret then slid to the floor, unconscious. He was taken to nearby Roosevelt Hospital (which is also where John Lennon was taken when he was shot), and diagnosed with a brain hemorrhage. He died on April 3, never having regained consciousness. He was only 25 years old, and probably remains the most famous boxer to have died as a result of a fight.

Goldstein had a reputation for mercy, but was criticized for not stepping in sooner. He knew Paret had a reputation for feigning injury, and didn't know whether he was really hurt or not. It was the last fight at which he officiated, and not by his own choice. He lived on until 1984.

Paret's manager was also criticized, for not trying to stop the fight, by yelling for Goldstein to do so, or for doing the stereotypical thing: Throwing a towel or a sponge into the ring. (This is where the expression "throw in the towel" for "surrender" comes from.)

Griffith was again the Welterweight Champion of the World, but never in the history of boxing was a victory more pyrrhic. He would receive hate mail, and be insulted on the street by Cubans who had rooted for Paret, and knew of the homophobic slur, and believed that Griffith had gone beyond the normal form of punching a boxer would deliver, and purposely tried to kill Paret. He suffered nightmares for years thereafter.

But he didn't stop fighting. He successfully defended the title once, then lost it to another Cuban fighter, Luis Manuel Rodriguez, at Dodger Stadium in 1963. He regained it from Rodriguez at The Garden 3 months later. He moved up in class to fight middleweights, beating Holly Mims but losing to Rubin "Hurricane" Carter, later the subject of a long legal drama. (Griffith's welterweight title was not at stake in these bouts.)

He lost the title to Italian fighter Nino Benvenuti at The Garden in 1967, regained it from him later that year in the 1st title fight at Shea Stadium, and then, on March 4, 1968, in one of the 1st title fights at the new Garden, was defeated by Benvenuti again, and so lost the title for the last time.

He continued to fight. In 1971, with Carlos Monzon having taken the title from Benvenuti, Griffith made the mistake of fighting Monzon in his native Buenos Aires, and was knocked out in the 14th round. He fought Monzon again in 1973, in Monaco, and lost a unanimous decision. He kept fighting until 1977, when future Middleweight Champion Alan Minter beat him. 52-7 before his 1st fight with Benvenuti, Griffith's final record was 85-24-2.

He became a trainer. He trained Wilfred Benitez, who became Welterweight Champion in 1979, and was undefeated, but was only Champion for 10 months before being knocked out by Sugar Ray Leonard. He trained Juan Laporte, who was Featherweight Champion for a year and a half from 1982 to 1984. He later worked as a corrections officer at a juvenile detention facility in Secaucus, near the Meadowlands Sports Complex in New Jersey.

He married in 1971, and adopted a son, Luis Rodrigo Griffith. But, as Paret had suggested, continued to have relationships with both men and women. In 1992, 54 years old and no longer in fighting trim, he was leaving a gay bar near the Port Authority Bus Terminal, and was viciously beaten, spending 4 months in, by a macabre coincidence, Roosevelt Hospital.

(History had repeated itself: In 1925, a quarter of a century before Port Authority was built, a Senegalese fighter named Louis Fall, who fought under the name Battling Siki and was briefly Light Heavyweight Champion, was shot and killed near the future site of the terminal. In his case, the murder was never solved, and no motive was established, but the known evidence suggests that Siki was completely straight.)

By the time ESPN Classic arrived in 1995, and a new generation began to watch Griffith's fights, he seemed to have been forgiven for what happened to Paret. The knowledge that Paret had been poorly handled leading up to the fight and during it, not just by Griffith, seemed to have been taken into account.
In 2004, Griffith was interviewed for a documentary, Ring of Fire: The Emile Griffith Story. Thinking of his 1992 beating, Griffith told an interviewer, "I kill a man, and most forgive me. I love a man, and many say this makes me an evil person."

He had already begun to suffer from dementia pugilistica, and died yesterday at Luis' home in Hempstead, Long Island. He was 75.

Emile Griffith did not deserve the abuse he sustained. Neither he nor Benny Paret deserved to have their lives ended the way they did, their brains destroyed -- Paret's in fights with Gene Fullmer and Griffith, Griffith's over a period of half a century.

Griffith appears not to have found peace in life. I hope he has found it in death.

UPDATE: He was buried at St. Michael's Cemetery in East Elmhurst, Queens, New York City.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Oy and Two

The Yankees are now 0-2 to start the season.

They started 0-3 last year, and won the Division.

On the other hand, we've had a poor start from CC Sabathia, and an injury-shortened start by Hiroki Kuroda.  If pitching is supposed to keep us afloat until the big bats come back, this is a bad sign.

Kuroda (0-1) tried to field a ground ball off former Phillie Shane Victorino, "the Flyin' Hawaiian," and hurt his middle finger. This is a pitcher's most important finger -- and that's no joke, as it is for a fan, for whom it is especially the most important finger when their arch-rivals are in town. That finger does more than any other to guide a pitcher's pitches and maintain his control.

He had X-rays last night, and it's only a bruise. As Keith Olbermann would say, "He's day-to-day. We're all day-to-day." But he may not even miss a start.

Clay Buchholz (1-0) pitched 7 strong for the Red Sox. When he left the game, the Yankees had 5 hits: A single in the 1st inning by Kevin Youkilis, a home run (the club's 1st of the year) in the 4th by Travis Hafner, a subsequent single by Vernon Wells, a single in the 5th by Eduardo Nunez, and a single by Lyle Overbay. In other words, NunE6 and each of the aging emergency acquisitions. Can't blame Brian Cashman for this loss.

Blame Victorino for hitting that comebacker, or Kuroda for trying to field it with his bare hand. Or Joe Girardi for leaving Kuroda in to face more batters, before realizing that Kuroda wasn't going to have any more effectiveness on the night. (Yes, for once, Girardi went the other way, and left a pitcher in too long.) And Girardi again for bringing in Cody Eppley, who got lit up like a pinball machine.

One guy you definitely can't blame for the loss is Adam Warren. A 25-year-old righthanded pitcher from New Bern, North Carolina and the University of North Carolina, he's spent the previous 2 seasons at Triple-A Scranton, not looking like he'd make it in the majors. He made 1 major league appearance before last night, last June 29, and in a little over 2 innings got shelled by the Chicago White Sox.

Last night was a totally different story. Girardi must have seen something in him to have him on the Opening Day 25-man roster, and, wearing Number 43 (after wearing 61 in his one appearance last year), he justified that faith, at least for 5 1/3 innings, allowing 1 run on 5 hits, 1 walk, 4 strikeouts. He lowered his career ERA from 23.14 to 1.69, and his WHIP from 4.286 to 2.087.

Even if that one run he'd allowed had ended up mattering, it was still a nice performance, and a very encouraging one. If a player, especially a pitcher, doesn't stick in the majors by the time he's 26 (Warren will be 26 on August 25), it usually means he's not going to make it. But if last night's outing means Warren is going to be a good big-league pitcher, then I'll gladly sacrifice last night's game to exchange it for all the games he ends up helping us win.

(UPDATE: Warren did not become a good big-league pitcher.)

Shawn Kelley, another marginal pitcher (and one about to turn 28, so this is probably his last chance) pitched the 9th, and it was scoreless, as was the inning he pitched on Wednesday afternoon. Maybe there's a good middle reliever there. It is worth noting, though, that NunE6 made an error, after Kelley had walked a batter, but Kelley showed some character by inducing an inning-ending groundout.

After 7 innings, it was Boston 7, New York 1. But I said then, "As long as the Red Sox have a bullpen, their opponents have a chance." I was right. Just not right enough.

Andrew Miller replaced Buchholz for the 8th, and the 1st batter he faced was Ben Francisco, pinch-hitting for Ichiro Suzuki. Miller hit him -- although I don't think this was a typical thug move by a Red Sox pitcher. At this point, he can impress his manager much more with control than with machismo.

Robinson Cano hit a long fly to center, and Sox manager John Farrell, apparently trusting his eyes instead of a binder like Girardi does all too often, decided he'd seen enough. He brought in Alfredo Aceves, our old friend from the 2009 title. But Youkilis -- Youkilis a Yankee, Aceves a Sock? Weird, man, weird -- singled Francisco to 2nd. Hafner moved the runners over with a ground-out, and Wells hit one out to left.

Yes, Cashman-haters, I've been with you a lot since last October, but Vernon Wells hit a 3-run homer. Overbay couldn't keep it going, and grounded out, but the Yanks had closed to within 7-4. All we needed was another such inning in the 9th, plus a scoreless inning from our pitcher (which, as I said, Kelley provided), and we were at least going to extra innings and in business.

But it didn't happen: Farrell brought in Joel Hanrahan, and after a leadoff single to Nunez, he got Francisco Cervelli to ground into a force place, struck out Brett Gardner, and got Francisco to fly to right.  Game over.

So, not a good start. But there are some good signs. If Kuroda had simply let Victorino's single go through, maybe the 1 Sox run that scored that inning still scores, but maybe he doesn't allow the runs that Eppley allowed, and instead of 7-4 Sox, it ends 4-1 Yanks.

The series finale is tonight, with our old friend Andy Pettitte starting against longtime National League pitcher Ryan Dempster, a man who won 15 games as recently as 3 years ago with the Chicago Cubs, but has made a grand total of 12 appearances in the American League, all with last year's Texas Rangers, and he was a big reason why they choked away the AL West title last year.

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Speaking of marginal Yankee pitchers, Clay Rapada cleared waivers yesterday, and the Yankees released him. He's a lefthanded reliever, and he's "only" 32. But he's played for 5 big-league teams in 6 years, so getting picked up by someone else would make it 6 in 7.

But what does it say about Rapada that the Yankees released him, knowing that the only lefthanded pitchers remaining on the roster are starters Sabathia and Pettitte, and reliever Boone Logan? That Girardi would rather have Logan's Runs than Rapada?

We'd better get us a lefty reliever who is better than Logan. And fast. Brian Cashman, you're on the clock!

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The Mets are 2-0. Already, their fans, whom I've dubbed the Flushing Heathen, are talking about how they're the best baseball team in New York.

Yes, because it's all right to start planning the parade. After all, there's only 160 games to go.

It's like that scene from Bull Durham:

Nuke: Can't you let me enjoy the moment?

Crash: Moment's over.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Pitching Doesn't Win Championships

I don't like getting beat, but if my team does the best it can, and is still defeated fair and square, I can live with it.

And, certainly, the Detroit Tigers deserve a lot of credit. After all, they're 1 win away from having beaten the Yankees in the postseason not once, not twice, but three times -- all in the space of 7 seasons.

Here's a list of the teams that have beaten the Yankees in postseason play 3 times:

1. St. Louis Cardinals: 1926 World Series, 1942 WS, 1964 WS
2. Dodgers: 1955 WS (Brooklyn), 1963 WS (Los Angeles), 1981 WS (LA)

That's it. The Cleveland Indians have done it twice, and they did it in a span of 11 years. So have the Angels, in a span of 4 years. So have the Giants, in back-to-back years, if you count New York, but they've never beaten us since they moved to San Francisco.

The Tigers have done what they have to do, and, presuming they finish this off, will be worthy Champions of the American League.

But these Yankees, most of them anyway, have flat-out given up. That is unacceptable.

Last night, going into the 9th inning, the Yankees had just 2 baserunners off Justin Verlander, both singles by Ichiro Suzuki. Between them, Phil Hughes (who got hurt after 3 innings), David Phelps, Clay Rapada, Cody Eppley, Boone Logan and Joba Chamberlain combined for 8 innings, 7 hits and 5 walks -- and 2 runs (only 1 earned). A good job, even in a pitcher's park like Comerica Park.

A real Yankee team would have topped that. This one didn't.

Eduardo Nunez -- or "NunE6," who is less qualified to play shortstop than I am, and I'm a 42-year-old guy who's never played organized ball, even in Little League, and I've got a bad hip on one leg and a bad knee on the other -- led off the top of the 9th with a home run. That made it 2-1 Tigers.

Brett Gardner followed Nunez' homer by grounding back to Verlander. Then Tiger manager Jim Leyland replaced the reigning holder of both the Most Valuable Player and the Cy Young Awards in the AL, with lefthander Phil Coke, to face lefty Ichiro, turn the switch-hitting Mark Teixeira to his weaker right side, and if necessary, face the lefties Robinson Cano and Raul Ibanez.

Now, I had some hope. This is Phil Coke we're talking about. Yes, he helped the Yankees win the World Series in 2009, but he also blew a lot of games. The Tigers can also be said to have reached the postseason the last 2 years in spite of him, rather than because of him. This Coke is not it.

But he got Ichiro to ground out. Teix singled to center, with Jayson Nix coming in as a pinch-runner.

Up came Cano, who was 0-for-29 in the postseason thus far. Worse than Dave Winfield in 1981. Even worse than Gil Hodges in 1952. But he singled to left.

The speedy Nix on 2nd with the tying run. The speedy Cano on 1st with the potential winning run.


At that point, I wrote on Facebook, "I swear, if the Yankees tie this up, and then lose in extra innings, I will be fuming."

Well, the Yankees didn't tease me by tying it up and then losing in extra innings. They teased me by getting 1 run and stranding 2 in the 9th.  aul Ibanez, who has been such a hero for the Yanks in this postseason, the only batter to be such, struck out to end the game.

Down three games to none - and now Hughes and Russell Martin are added to the injury list.

The Yankees aren't even putting up much of a fight.

Hitting instructor Kevin Long has got to go. And I'm THISCLOSE to saying manager Joe Girardi should also go. Aside from Ibanez, his hunches have not paid off. Certainly, leaving Alex Rodriguez and Nick Swisher, however pathetic they've been thus far, has not helped.

Only once has an MLB team come from 3 games to 0 down to win a series, or even to push one to a Game 7. And we all know when that happened.

But the 2012 Yankees are not the 2004 Red Sox - and not just because the Sox cheated to do it. Even when the Yankees beat the Sox 19-8 in Game 3, the Sox had still scored 16 runs in the 1st 3 games, including 7 in the 7th and 8th of Game 1, mounted a brief comeback attempt by scoring once in the 8th in Game 2, and in Game 3 were winning 4-3 after 2 and were tied 6-6 after 3. They were losing, but they had the opposite problem: They couldn't pitch, but they could hit.

The Yankees have let a lot of good pitching go to waste in this postseason. It is time for the people who say, "Pitching wins Championships" to shut the hell up. The Yankees haven't been bad because the Baltimore Orioles and the Tigers have had good pitching. They do, but the Yankees are the Yankees: They should be able to hit anybody's pitching.

Also needing a big steaming cup of shut the hell up: People who said, "Pitching is 75 percent of baseball." Even if it is, that other 25 percent is important.

The Yankees have gone through this postseason with every starting pitcher understanding a little bit of what Harvey Haddix felt. He was the Pittsburgh Pirate lefthander who threw 12 perfect innings against the Milwaukee Braves on May 26, 1959 -- on the road, no less. But Lew Burdette also threw goose eggs for the Braves, and in the bottom of the 13th, an error, a sacrifice bunt, and intentional walk and a Hank Aaron home run (ruled a double because of a baserunning blunder but the winning run scored anyway) beat Haddix.

I still remember the opening line of the chapter on it in John Thorn's book Baseball's 10 Greatest Games, after the previous 2 games in the book where the 1951 Giant-Dodger playoff and Don Larsen's perfect game in the 1956 World Series: "Fate can be cruel, like it was to Ralph Branca. Or it can be kind, as it was to Don Larsen. Tonight, it will be both to Harvey Haddix."

(In that book, published in 1981, Thorn also cited the one and only double no-hitter in baseball history: May 2, 1917, Fred Toney of the Cincinnati Reds keeping his no-hitter after 10 when Hippo Vaughn of the Chicago Cubs lost his in the 10th on an RBI single by Jim Thorpe. Yes, that Jim Thorpe. Also cited by Thorn: A 1907 down-to-the-wire game between the Tigers and the Philadelphia Athletics that went 17 innings and, though it was a tie, essentially knocked the A's out of the race; the World Series Game 7s of 1924 and 1960, Game 7 in 1975, and the Bucky Dent Game in 1978.  There was one more, but I've forgotten what it was.)

Fate, or God, or "The Baseball Gods," or whatever you want to cite, has been kind to the Yankee pitchers in allowing them to pitch well. Indeed, not once in these 8 games have either the O's or the Tigers scored more than 2 runs in a single inning.

But the Yankee hitters have been a disgrace.

Perhaps that disgrace ends tonight. CC Sabathia takes the hill, against Max Scherzer. I'm confident that CC will pitch like a beast again. It's what he does. Some players can't handle pressure. CC loves pressure. Eats it up. (Save your jokes, he knows he's fat.) But if the Yankees don't give him runs, he'll give his all, and for nothing. He doesn't complain. Unlike most of the Yankees in this postseason, Carsten Charles Sabathia has been a man. So give the man some runs.


Last night, Barack Obama showed us what it means to stand up to a bully from Detroit, and beat him.

The Yankees need to follow BO44's example.

Or maybe that would only stave off the inevitable. Perhaps we shouldn't keep the patient alive on machines. Perhaps we should have a Do Not Rescuscitate order. Perhaps it should end tonight. Let the other shoe drop. Let the recriminations come. Let those who need to lose their jobs -- playing and otherwise uniformed, and non-uniformed -- lose them. Let new blood be brought in. Let changes be made.

Let the chips fall where they may.

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A bunch of interesting anniversaries and birthdays today:

October 17, 1814: The London Beer Flood occurs. No, I’m not making that up. If Boston could have a molasses flood in 1918, why couldn’t London have a beer flood?

It happened in the London parish of St. Giles. At the Meux and Company Brewery on Tottenham Court Road, a huge vat containing over 135,000 imperial gallons of beer ruptured, causing other vats in the same building to succumb in a domino effect. As a result, more than 323,000 imperial gallons of beer burst out and gushed into the streets.

The wave of beer destroyed two homes and crumbled the wall of the Tavistock Arms Pub, trapping the barmaid under the rubble. The brewery was located among the poor houses and tenements of the St Giles Rookery, where whole families lived in basement rooms that quickly filled with beer. The wave left nine people dead: Eight due to drowning and one from alcohol poisoning.

October 17, 1860: For the first time, The Open Championship (referred to in North America as the British Open) is held, at Prestwick Golf Club, in Ayrshire, Scotland. The winner is Scotsman Willie Park. Wait, why am I mentioning this? Golf is not a sport!

October 17, 1906: Samuel Paul Derringer is born in Springfield, Kentucky.  Paul Derringer was a rookie pitcher with the 1931 World Champion St. Louis Cardinals, and won the 1939 National League Pennant and the 1940 World Series with the Cincinnati Reds. He started the first major league night game, at Cincinnati’s Crosley Field in 1935, and won 223 games in his career.  Of those, 161 came in a Reds uniform, second only to Eppa Rixey's 179.

October 17, 1908: Robert Abial Rolfe is born in Penacook, Ne wHampshire. The starting 3rd baseman in 4 All-Star Games, Red Rolfe helped the Yankees win the 1932, ’36, ’37, ’38, ’39 and ’41 World Series. Retiring as a player at only 34, he was immediately hired, due to the wartime manpower shortage, as both baseball and basketball coach at Yale University. He later served as athletic director at his alma mater, Dartmouth College. Until Graig Nettles, and later Alex Rodriguez, he was probably the best all-around player ever to play third base for the Yankees. Yankee broadcaster Mel Allen selected him as the 3rd baseman on his all-time team, although Mel did also see plenty of Eddie Mathews and Brooks Robinson, and wasn't that far past the era of Pie Traynor.

October 17, 1911: After criticizing his teammate Rube Marquard's pitching to Philadelphia Athletics third baseman Frank Baker in his newspaper column‚ Christy Mathewson takes the mound for the New York Giants in Game 3 against 29-game winner Jack Coombs. Matty takes a 1-0 lead into the 9th. With one out‚ Baker lines another drive over the right field fence to tie it.

With that blow‚ he receives the nickname "Home Run" Baker. Based on 2 home runs? Well, it was 1911, the Dead Ball Era: He only hit 96 home runs in his entire 13-season career, although he did have a .307 lifetime batting average, is regarded as one of the best third basemen of the first half of the 20th Century, and is in the Hall of Fame.

However, Baker’s homer only ties the game, and it goes to extra innings. Errors by third baseman Buck Herzog and shortstop Art Fletcher give the A's 2 unearned runs in the top of the 11th. New York scores once‚ but the A's win 3-2 behind Jack Coombs's 3-hitter.

October 17, 1912, 100 years ago today: Albino Luciani is born in Canale d'Agordo, Veneto, Italy.  He was Patriarch of Venice when, on August 26, 1978, he was named Pope, to succeed the late Paul VI.  When Paul VI died, it was mentioned on a Yankee broadcast, and the very Italian, very Catholic Phil Rizzuto said, "Well, that puts a damper on even a Yankee win."

Cardinal Luciani took the name John Paul I.  But just 33 days later, on September 28, 1978, he also died, apparently of a heart attack.  The shortest-reigning Pope of the modern era, he was only 65.  With a Yanks-Sox Pennant race coming down to the wire, Charles Laquidara of Boston radio station WBCN began his broadcast, 'Pope dies, Sox still alive.'”

The late Pope's successor, Karol Wojtyla, Archbishop of Krakow in Poland, took the name John Paul II, and said of his predecessor, "What warmth of charity, nay, what an abundant outpouring of love, which came forth from him in the few days of his ministry."

October 17, 1915: Arthur Asher Miller is born in Harlem -- at the time, becoming the nation's foremost black neighborhood, but retaining much of its former German and Jewish character (Lou Gehrig was born there, the son of Protestant German immigrants).  In Miller's play Death of a Salesman, he quoted his lead character, Willie Loman, as exulting in the fact that, “We’re playing football at Ebbets Field!” Football? At Ebbets Field? Yes, it happened in real life, as the NFL had a Brooklyn Dodgers from 1930 to 1944.

October 17, 1918: Margarita Carmen Cansino is born in Brooklyn. Better known as Rita Hayworth. Although she was a huge star, for a lot more than two reasons, her personal life was a mess, including marriages to Orson Welles and a manipulative, skirt-chasing Muslim prince named Aly Khan. She said, "Basically, I am a good, gentle person, but I am attracted to mean personalities." She also said, citing her best-known film role, “Men fall in love with Gilda, but they wake up with me.”

What does she have to do with sports? Nothing, as far as I know, although ex-husband Aly Khan was a noted breeder of racehorses. She’s just one of the most magnificent women who ever lived. After so many years of martial abuse, alcoholism and Alzheimer’s disease, she finally found peace in 1987. Her daughter, Princess Yasmin Aga Khan, is a major fundraiser for Alzheimer’s research.

Also on this day, Ralph Cookerly Wilson Jr. is born in Columbus, Ohio.  Growing up in Detroit, he ran an industrial firm and was a minority owner of the NFL’s Detroit Lions during their glory years in the 1950s, when he had the chance buy a franchise in the fledgling American Football League. His first choice was Miami, but he was turned down. He got his second choice, and the Buffalo Bills were born.

Of the original eight AFL owners, a.k.a. “The Foolish Club,” only he and Bud Adams of the Houston Oilers are still in charge of their teams, although Adams moved his team to become the Tennessee Titans. When the naming rights to the Bills’ Rich Stadium ran out, the board of directors renamed it Ralph Wilson Stadium. Under him, the Bills won 2 AFL Championships, 1964 and ’65, and 4 AFC Championships, 1990, ’91, ’92 and ’93. But not, as yet, a Super Bowl.  Ralph is still alive and in charge at age 94, and is a member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

But there have been whispers that, due to the decline of the Western New York market, the team might have to be moved to Toronto, where they're already, since 2008, playing 1 regular-season home game every season.  Ralph Wilson Stadium, in the suburb of Orchard Park, is 11 miles southeast of downtown Buffalo's Niagara Square, and you don't need a passport to get there; the Rogers Center, in downtown Toronto, is 98 miles away.

October 17, 1927: Ban Johnson‚ in failing health‚ retires as President of the American League, after heading the League he started for its first 28 years. His endless battles with Commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis and the team owners had eroded his power. Detroit's president, Frank Navin, is named acting President, until Ernest Barnard, longtime general manager of the Cleveland Indians, is named President.

October 17, 1929: In the wake of the death of manager Miller Huggins, and interim manager Art Fletcher’s desire to remain as 3rd base coach (a post he held from Huggins’ arrival in 1918 until Joe McCarthy’s resignation in 1946), Yankee owner Jacob Ruppert hires former pitcher Bob Shawkey as manager.

In 1917, Ruppert had made Shawkey his first big acquisition. This would be paralleled 67 years later as George Steinbrenner made another A’s pitcher, Catfish Hunter, his first big free-agent signing. But Shawkey will only manage the 1930 season, and with the Cubs having fired McCarthy, Ruppert snaps him up, and the Yanks get back on track.

October 17, 1930: James Earl Breslin is born. As much as anyone – not a word, Ed Koch; shut up, Rudy Giuliani; put a sock in it, Donald Trump; sorry, Regis Philbin – Jimmy Breslin has been the voice of New York City.  He wrote for the New York Journal-American in the Fifties, and moved on to the New York Herald-Tribune in 1962, writing a book about the horrendous first year of the Mets, borrowing for his title a line from manager Casey Stengel: Can’t Anybody Here Play This Game?

When the Trib folded in 1966, he became one of the cornerstones of “New York’s Hometown Paper,” the Daily News. He remains best known for receiving letters from David Berkowitz, the serial killer known as the Son of Sam, after the 6th of the 8 shootings in 1977, publishing them, and writing an editorial whose title was blasted on the front page: “Breslin to .44-Caliber Killer: GIVE UP! IT’S THE ONLY WAY OUT.” After Berkowitz was caught, Breslin and his former Trib teammate Dick Schaap collaborated on a novel based on the case, titled .44.

Unfortunately, like his Daily News stablemate Dick Young, and his Chicago counterpart Mike Royko, he got crochety and conservative in his later years, taking his image as the voice of his city’s common man too seriously. He moved on to the Long Island paper Newsday, and received a Polk Award and the last of his four Pulitzer Prizes. He has since returned to the Daily News, and his recent columns suggest that he has remembered that it's liberals, not conservatives, that are for the little guy.

Through all the drinking, smoking, inhalation of New York smog, rides in cabs with crazy drivers, health problems, and a particularly nasty beating from the Mob in 1970, he still lives.  In addition to the preceding, his books include the Mob novel The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight, the Watergate-themed book How the Good Guys Finally Won, an expose of the priestly-abuse scandal titled The Church That Forgot Christ, and biographies of racehorse trainer Sunny Jim Fitzsimmons, sportswriter Damon Runyon, and, most recently, baseball executive Branch Rickey.  He appeared as himself in Spike Lee’s film Summer of Sam, and in another film based on life in New York in 1977, The Bronx Is Burning, he was very convincingly played by Michael Rispoli.

Also on this day, Robert Coleman Atkins is born -- like Ralph Wilson, in Columbus, Ohio. The nutritionist was the creator of the Atkins Diet, which emphasized lowering your carbohydrates and eating more protein, especially in vegetables. Contrary to urban legend, he did not die an ironic (or hypocritical) death, from a heart attack from being too fat. On April 8, 2003, following a rare April snowstorm in New York, he slipped on some ice, fell, and hit his head. He was on his way to work, at age 72, so that’s to be admired. But I like my carbs. Pasta! Mangia!

October 17, 1938: Evel Knievel is born in Butte, Montana.  Don't be fooled, though: He may have been on ABC Wide World of Sports many times, but what he did was not a sport.

October 17, 1946: Bob Seagren is born in Pomona, California. He won the pole vault at the 1968 Olympics, and the first Superstars competition in 1973.

October 17, 1948: Margaret Ruth Kidder is born in Yellowknife, the capital of Canada's Northwest Territories.  Better known as Margot Kidder, she is almost certainly the most famous person ever to come from the NWT -- though huge in area, it has just 41,000 people.

She played Lois Lane in Christopher Reeve’s Superman movies. “Don’t worry, Miss,” Superman says when meeting Lois in-costume for the first time. “I’ve got you.” Her classic response: “You’ve got me? Who’s got you?” A street in Yellowknife has been named Lois Lane in her honor.

Also on this day, George Robert Wendt III is born in Chicago. Who? “Good afternoon, everybody.” NORM! What’s goin’ on, Norm? “My birthday, Sammy. Gimme a beer, put a candle in it, and I’ll blow out my liver.” Actual exchange from a 1991 episode of Cheers, in which Wendt played beerhound and occasionally-employed accountant and Norm Peterson. “Bars can be sad places,” he once said. “Some people spend their whole lives in a bar. Yesterday, some guy came in, and sat down next to me for 11 hours.”

Wendt got his big break on M*A*S*H, playing a Marine (a guy that out of shape, playing an active-duty Marine? No way) who tried to stick an entire pool ball in his mouth, and, unfortunately for him, he succeeded. Having to treat him, Major Winchester, played by David Ogden Stiers, got to do something he rarely did: Have some fun. That episode was written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs, who would go on to co-create and write for Cheers, and remembered Wendt. They also remembered Shelley Long from a M*A*S*H episode they’d written. Come to think of it, there are some similarities between Dr. Charles Emerson Winchester III and Dr. Frasier Crane, although we later found out that, unlike Charles, Frasier was not actually from Boston.

Norm is a Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics and Bruins fan. In real life, though, Wendt is Chicago through and through, and roots for the Cubs, the Blackhawks, and, as reflected in his character Bob Swerski on the Saturday Night Live sketch “The Super Fans,” he also loves “a certain team which is known as... Da Bears!” And another “certain team which is known as... Da Bulls!”

October 17, 1957: Stephen Douglas McMichael is born in Houston. Speaking of Da Bears, Steve McMichael was a defensive tackle on their 1985-86 Super Bowl Shuffle team, and made 2 Pro Bowls. Nicknamed “Mongo” after the Blazing Saddles character played by another legendary DT, Alex Karras, he later became a pro wrestler, and has twice been married to WWE “Divas.” He hosts a talk show on Chicago radio station ESPN 1000 (the former WLUP and WMVP), and coaches an indoor football team, the Chicago Slaughter.

October 17, 1960: The birthdate of the New York Mets and the team now known as the Houston Astros, even if they didn’t begin play until April 11, 1962. This is the date both franchises were granted by the National League.

October 17, 1966: Bob Swift, manager of the Detroit Tigers, dies in office. He had replaced Charlie Dressen earlier the year, after Dressen had died in office. As far as I know, no other MLB team has ever had two managers die on them in a single year.

October 17, 1970: John Steven Mabry is born in Wilmington, Delaware. He played 1st base, 3rd base, left field and right field, and even pitched twice in the major leagues. His 96 home runs make him the all-time leader... for players born in the State of Delaware, although he grew up 25 miles away in Chesapeake City, Maryland. He reached the postseason with the St. Louis Cardinals in 1998, the Oakland Athletics in 2002, and the Cardinals again in 2004, this time reaching the World Series. He last played with the Colorado Rockies in 2007, although he was released before they won the Pennant that year.

October 17, 1971: Steve Blass hurls a 4-hitter and Roberto Clemente homers as the Pittsburgh Pirates win Game 7 of the World Series, 2-1 over the Baltimore Orioles at Memorial Stadium‚ becoming World Champions for the 4th time, the 1st time since 1960.

Clemente played in all 7 games in '60 and in all 7 games in '71, and got hits in all 14 World Series games in which he played. In fact, of the Pirates' 5 World Series wins -- 1909, '25, '60, '71 and '79 -- all have been in 7 games.

Clemente and Bill Mazeroski are the only men to have played for the Pirates in both the 1960 and the 1971 World Series, although Danny Murtaugh managed them in both, and 1960 player Bill Virdon was one of Murtaugh’s 1971 coaches.

After the game‚ 40‚000 people riot in downtown Pittsburgh; at least 100 are injured‚ some seriously. Earlier in the season, the Pirates had become the first team ever to field an all-black-and/or-Hispanic starting lineup, leading author Bruce Markusen to title his book about the '71 Bucs The Team That Changed Baseball. He's also written biographies of Clemente, Ted Williams, Orlando Cepeda, and a book about the 1970s Oakland A's team, published in 1998, just before the Yankees began a streak of 3 straight World Series, thus making a retroactive error of the title of Markusen's book: Baseball's Last Dynasty: Charlie Finley's Oakland A's.

October 17, 1972, 40 years ago today: Quite a day to be born. Marshall Bruce Mathers III is born in St. Joseph, Missouri, although the man better known as Eminem and Slim Shady has spent most of his life in the Detroit area. As far as I know, he has nothing to do with sports, but he does often wear a cap of his hometown Detroit Tigers. Say what you want about Em, and I don’t like him much, but at least he’s funny every once in a while, and he’s still got more class than that other redneck Detroiter who wants us to think he’s got streed cred, Rob “Kid Rock” Ritchie.

Wyclef Jean, lead singer of the Fugees, is born in Croix-des-Bouquets, Haiti. I don’t think he has anything to do with sports, either, but he was in Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” video, which required some athleticism.

Sharon Ann Leal is born in Tucson, Arizona, best known as a teacher on on the Fox TV drama Boston Public. She's also been in the film version of Dreamgirls and 2 Tyler Perry films. I don’t think she’s involved with sports either, but she’s so beautiful that I don’t care.

And Joseph Earl McEwing is born in Bristol, Pennsylvania, about halfway between Philadelphia and Trenton. He played for the Mets, so he doesn’t have anything to do with sports, either. (Ba-DUMP-bump-TSHHHH!) He did help the Mets win the 2000 National League Pennant, though, and is now the 3rd base coach for the Chicago White Sox.

October 17, 1973: The Mets even the Series with a 6-1 win over the A’s at Shea. Rusty Staub goes 4-for-4 with a homer and 5 RBI. The New Orleans chef was really cooking that night.

October 17, 1974: At the Oakland Coliseum, Oakland’s Vida Blue and L.A.’s Don Sutton are tied 2-2 going into the bottom of the 6th when Mike Marshall relieves Sutton and retires the side. In the 7th‚ a shower of debris from the fans halts the game for 15 minutes. When play is resumed‚ Joe Rudi hits Marshall's first pitch for a homer to give the A's a 3rd 3-2 win‚ clinching a 3rd straight World Championship for the team.

The A’s thus become only the 2nd major league franchise to win 3 straight World Series, and remain the only one other than the Yankees to have done it. This was also the first all-California World Series, or even the first with both teams playing more than a few blocks west of the Mississippi River (take note, fans of St. Louis and Minnesota).

Also on this day, John Loy Rocker is hatched from his pod in Macon, Georgia. He rose quickly to become a power pitcher, then fell apart, both competitively and physically. At first, we thought it was because, following all his insulting, ignorant, bigoted comments about the Mets and Met fans, that the furious reaction from the Flushing Faithful had gotten into his head. Certainly, there was room in there. (Not entirely a joke: The dope’s head is huge.) But, eventually, it was revealed that he was a steroid user. Which explains a lot of things.

He did pitch for the Atlanta Braves in the 1999 World Series, after pitching against the Mets in the NLCS. But here’s the difference: The Mets and their fans talked about how they wanted to beat him, while the Yankees actually did it.

He last pitched in the majors for the 2003 Tampa Bay Devil Rays, and recently published -- I won't say "wrote" -- a memoir, Scars and Strikes.  He also produces (again, I won't say "writes") a column for WorldNetDaily, the right-wing loon website also known as World Nut Daily.

October 17, 1978: The Yankees complete their last of many comebacks in this amazing season, taking Game 6, 7-2 at Dodger Stadium, and winning their 22nd World Championship, their 2nd in a row, having taken the last 4 games after dropping the first 2.


Reggie Jackson has his chance for revenge over Dodger rookie Bob Welch for striking him out with the bases loaded to end Game 2, and his revenge goes to right field, halfway to the San Gabriel Mountains.

Both haves of the Yankee double-play combination, Bucky Dent and Brian Doyle (subbing for the injured Willie Randolph) collect 3 hits. Dent batted .417 for the Series and is named MVP, capping a month that began with his Playoff homer over Boston. Doyle bats .438, and, along with third base wizard Graig Nettles and reliever Goose Gossage, also makes a pretty good case for Series MVP.

The final out is Gossage popping up Ron Cey behind home plate, where Thurman Munson catches it. The Goose becomes the first pitcher to nail down the final out of a Division clincher, a Pennant clincher, and a World Series clincher in the same season.

This remains my favorite single-season sports team of all time, as it was the first baseball season I was really old enough to "get" what was happening. I was aware of the 1977 title, but I didn't really comprehend what the Yankees had to overcome to win it.

Unfortunately, as with the year before, my parents waited until the Yankees were winning, and then sent me to bed, so I didn’t see it. Despite being a fan of the greatest franchise in the history of sports, I was almost 27 years old before I saw my favorite team win a World Series while it was actually happening. And I don’t think it was until that 1996 Series that I got over that fact.

October 17, 1979: The Pittsburgh Pirates complete their comeback from 3 games to 1 down, and defeat the Baltimore Orioles, 4-1 at Memorial Stadium. First baseman Willie Stargell, known as “Pops” not just for his age (39) but because of his playing of Sister Sledge’s hit disco song “We Are Family,” hits his 3rd homer of the Series, and is named Series MVP, after having also been named MVP of the NLCS.


After the season, it will be announced that there is a tie vote for the regular-season MVP, between Stargell and the NL’s batting champion, St. Louis Cardinal first baseman Keith Hernandez. Stargell becomes the first man, and remains the only one, ever to sweep the regular season, LCS and World Series MVPs in a single season.

This is the Pirates’ 5th World Championship, and the parallels with their 4th are uncanny: It was on October 17, against the Orioles, in Baltimore, in Game 7, holding the Birds to just 1 run. Stargell, pitcher Bruce Kison and catcher Manny Sanguillen are the only players to have played for the Pirates in both the ’71 and the ’79 Series, although Sanguillen had left and since returned.

But in the 33 years since -- a third of a century -- the Pirates have never won another Pennant, though they reached Game 7 of the NLCS in 1991 and ’92, losing to the Atlanta Braves both times. The Steelers have since won 3 Super Bowls and appeared in 2 others; the Penguins have reached the Stanley Cup Finals 4 times, winning 3; and the University of Pittsburgh football team has won some bowl games and is usually a contender for the Big East title (though they will be joining the Atlantic Coast Conference). The Pirates? Still waiting for the next generation of the Family to make good.

October 17, 1982, 30 years ago today: Robin Yount records his 2nd 4-hit game of the World Series to lead the Brewers to a 6-4 win in Game 5 at County Stadium, and give Milwaukee a 3-2 lead overall. Yount is the first player ever to have two 4-hit games in one World Series.

This night is the high-water mark of the Brewers franchise: Not only is this the closest they have ever gotten to winning a World Series, but they have never played a World Series game since. They got within 2 games of a Pennant this season, but I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

October 17, 1987, 25 years ago today: In the first indoor World Series game ever, at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis‚ Dan Gladden's grand slam caps a 7-run 4th inning and leads the Twins to a 10-1 win over the St. Louis Cardinals in Game 1. It is the first World Series grand slam since 1970.

October 17, 1989: Game 3 of the World Series, the first ever between the two teams of the San Francisco Bay Area, the San Francisco Giants and the Oakland Athletics, is postponed when an earthquake strikes a half-hour before game time‚ causing minor damage to Candlestick Park but major damage to the surrounding area.

The official World Series highlight film shows fans at Candlestick reacting with a sense of fun, since nobody inside the ballpark got hurt. One fan, who’d brought white cardboard panels and magic markers to make up signs on the spot, had on one side, “That was nothing, wait till the Giants bat,” and on the other, a jagged line, supposed to be a quake-caused crack, and, “Welcome to Candlestick.”

But then the camera shifts to a man in a Giants cap with headphones on, and he develops a look that shows he’s just found out how serious the situation really is. There are fires all over the city. Many houses in the Marina District are burning. A section of the upper level of the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge has collapsed onto the lower level, killing 3 people. Worst of all, a section of the double-decked Nimitz Freeway, Interstate 880, has collapsed in Oakland, killing several. The quake registers a magnitude of 7.1 on the Richter scale‚ killing 67 people, and does $7 billion in damage -- about $12.6 billion in today's money.

Commissioner Fay Vincent has Candlestick evacuated, and the remainder of the Series postponed. Everyone was lucky: The stadium then had a baseball seating capacity of 62,000, and if it had collapsed, the death toll almost certainly would have exceeded the nearly 3,000 in the World Trade Center attacks of 12 years later.

Just how bad it could have been is illustrated by a sporting event from earlier in the year. On April 15, in English soccer, an FA Cup Semifinal was held at Hillsborough Stadium in Sheffield, chosen as a neutral site, between Liverpool and Nottingham Forest. Several thousand fans who didn’t have tickets tried to get in, and a horrible mistake was made when a gate was opened when it shouldn’t have been, and people were crushed against walls and wire fencing. Hundreds were injured, and 96 died.  At the time, I heard about this on the evening news, but since it didn’t involve Americans, we all quickly forgot about it. Had but one American been among the dead, no doubt the U.S. media would have featured the story day after day after day, practically flogging it, as they did with the World Series Earthquake.

October 17, 1991: The Braves advance to the World Series for the first time since their move to Atlanta – for the first time since they were in Milwaukee in 1958 – with John Smoltz leading the way with a 6-hit‚ 4-0 shutout.

The Pirates fail to score in the last 22 innings of the series -- and you think the 2012 Yankees are punchless. Steve Avery is named the MVP of the NLCS. Worst of all, for this Pennant-deciding game, only 47,000 fans come out to the 59,000-seat Three Rivers Stadium. That’s a disgrace for such a good sports city as Pittsburgh.

October 17, 1992, 20 years ago today: In the first-ever World Series game involving a team from outside the U.S., the Atlanta Braves defeat the Toronto Blue Jays, 3-1. Catcher Damon Berryhill hits a 3-run homer in the 6th inning. The pitching matchup of Tom Glavine and Jack Morris is the 1st time that a pair of 20-game winners starts the opening game of a World Series since 1969. Glavine goes all the way for the win‚ while Joe Carter homers for the only Toronto run.

October 17, 1995: The Cleveland Indians shut out the Seattle Mariners‚ 4-0‚ behind the pitching of Dennis Martinez‚ Julian Tavarez‚ and Jose Mesa‚ to clinch their first American League Pennant in 41 years.

To give you an idea of how long it was: This game was played at the Kingdome in Seattle, and the Indians were moving on to play the Atlanta Braves; in 1954, the last time the Indians won a Pennant, the Braves had just moved from Boston to Milwaukee, Seattle was home to a minor-league team (which had, not that much earlier, been one of Cleveland's farm teams and named the Seattle Indians), and the only person thinking much about a fully-roofed stadium for traditionally outdoor sports was Walter O’Malley, owner of the Brooklyn Dodgers, who had just proposed a new home for Dem Bums, what he called the Brooklyn Sports Center and others mocked, not as an engineering or architectural impossibility, but as a monument to O’Malley’s greed and self-promotion, as “O’Malley’s Pleasure Dome.” (Which, of course, ended up never being built; when O'Malley finally got his stadium, it was across the country, and looked like a baseball stadium.)

October 17, 1996: The Yankees finally find out who they’ll be playing in their first World Series in 15 years. The Braves complete their comeback from being 3 games to 1 down in the NLCS‚ winning their 3rd in a row‚ 15-0‚ to defeat the Cardinals and win the NL Pennant. Homers by Fred McGriff‚ Javy Lopez‚ and Andruw Jones support the shutout pitching of Tom Glavine.

October 17, 1998: Game 1 of the World Series at Yankee Stadium, the way God intended it. Down 5-2 in the bottom of the 7th, the Yankees explode for 7 runs to blow away the Padres‚ 9-6.

Chuck Knoblauch completes his redemption from his ALCS Game 2 “brainlauch” with 3-run homer in the inning to tie it‚ off Padre starter Kevin Brown, who had a reputation as a “Yankee Killer” while pitching for the Texas Rangers. (Yankee Killer? We hadn’t seen nothin’ yet.)

Then, after reliever Mark Langston (himself rather successful against the Yankees while pitching for the Mariners and Angels) loads the bases, Tino Martinez, who’s also been struggling lately, comes up.  With a 2-2 count, Langston throws a pitch that’s juuuust low. To this day, Padre fans will say that it was strike 3, and Tino should have been called out, and that this “fixed” the Series for the Yankees. Now, we Yankee Fans don’t have much reason to get upset with Padres fans, but if you blow a 3-run lead in the 7th inning of a World Series game, you don’t deserve to win the Series. Tino takes the full-count pitch, and cranks it into the upper deck in right field for a grand slam. San Diego native David Wells notches the win against his hometown team.

October 17, 1999: The Mets edge the Braves in a 15-inning thriller at Shea‚ 4-3‚ to move within 1 game of Atlanta in their NLCS. Robin Ventura's grand slam in the bottom half of the 15th wins it‚ but his Met teammates mob him before he can reach second base. He never completes his round of the bases and gets credit for a single instead of a grand slam.

The Braves leave a postseason-record 19 players on base in the contest. The Mets use 9 pitchers in the game‚ with rookie Octavio Dotel getting the win. No “Heartbreak Dotel” in this game.

No, if it’s heartbreak you’re looking for, head up to Fenway Park. The Yankees defeat the Red Sox‚ 9-2‚ to take a 3-games-to-1 lead in the ALCS. Andy Pettitte gets the victory for New York‚ with home run support from Darryl Strawberry and Ricky Ledee.

It was only 3-2 Yankees going into the top of the 8th, but the Boston bullpen (Ledee hits a grand slam off Rod Beck) and defense collapse – some would say aided by some poor umpiring. The Sox fans, angry about the calls, throw garbage onto the field in the 9th, for about five minutes until the umpires get the public-address announcer to ask the fans to stop or else the game will be forfeited.

But with all the errors the Sox have been making, and with all the bullpen failure, Sox fans have no one to blame but their own players. For years, I’d heard Boston described as “the Athens of America,” and Red Sox fans described as the most knowledgable in baseball. This proved both a lie. Even Tony Massarotti, then writing for the Boston Herald, ripped the Fenway faithful, saying that this was not the Curse of the Bambino, but “the Torment of the Drunks.”

October 17, 2000: The Yankees defeat the Mariners‚ 9-7 at Yankee Stadium‚ to win the ALCS and their 37th American League Pennant. David Justice's 3-run homer in the 7th inning gives New York a lead it never relinquishes. Justice wins the ALCS MVP award. Seattle catcher Dan Wilson's single breaks his 0-for-42 hitless streak‚ the longest ever in postseason history. Since the Mets have already wrapped up the National League Pennant, New York will have its first Subway Series in 44 years.

October 17, 2003: It was 12:16 AM when Aaron Boone became the newest in a long long of unlikely postseason heroes for the Yankees. But aside from another homer that turned out to be meaningless, he barely hit in the World Series against the Florida Marlins, and in the offseason he injured his knee so badly he'd be out for the 2004 season. So the Yankees got Alex Rodriguez. How did that turn out? Uh, well, one title so far.

Early editions of the October 17 New York Post include an editorial claiming the Yankees lose to Boston and couldn't get the job done in Game 7 of the ALCS. Way to go, Murdoch Post, showing your usual quality control and/or honesty.

October 17, 2004: The Red Sox stay alive in the ALCS with a 6-4‚ 12-inning win over the Yankees. David Ortiz's 2-run walkoff homer wins it in the 12th after the Sox tied the score off Mariano Rivera in the 9th, with a walk by Kevin Millar, pinch-runner Dave Roberts’ steal of second, and Bill Mueller singling him home with the tying run. Ortiz drives home 4 runs for Boston‚ while Alex Rodriguez homers for New York – his last positive contribution to a Yankee postseason effort for 5 years. (Millahhhh? Mueller? Ortiz? Cough-steroids-cough.)

The Sox jumped on Ortiz as if they'd just won not just one ALCS game, but the World Series. They had good reason to call themselves "Idiots." Aw, what the heck, it's only one game, right? The Yankees will wrap up the Pennant tomorrow, right?

It took the Yankees 5 more years to wrap up their next Pennant.

October 17, 2005: Albert Pujols' 3-run homer off Brad Lidge, practically smashing through the outer wall beyond left field at Minute Maid Park, with 2 outs in the 9th inning gives the Cardinals a 5-4 comeback win over the Astros and keeps their Pennant hopes alive. Lance Berkman's 3-run homer in the 7th had given Houston a 4-2 lead. The Astros still lead the Series‚ 3-games-to-2. Jason Isringhausen gets the win in relief for St. Louis.

Legend has it that Lidge was never the same after giving up this mammoth home run, but his performance for the Phillies since 2008 proved that not to be true.

October 17, 2008: Levi Stubbs, lead singer of the Four Tops and the voice of Audrey II in the film version of Little Shop of Horrors dies of cancer.  He was 72.

As far as I know, he had nothing to do with sports. I’m just mentioning him to set up this question: Why do I watch sports, when it costs me so much time, money and energy? ‘Cause, sugar pie, honey bunch, I’m weaker than a man should be. I can’t help myself.