A-Rod Gets His Ring? A Musical Tribute

To the tune of "My Favorite Things" by Julie Andrews:

Raindrops in Cairo and snow in Miami.
J-Lo don't laugh when we meet in my jammies.
Talking about really unlikely things.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

Bloomberg lets somebody else be the Mayor.
Puff Diddy admits he's not much the player.
I don't hold my ears when Timberlake sings.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

Exxon starts charging one dollar per gallon.
And the Oscar goes out to Jimmy Fallon.
France decides to reestablish a king.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

Jeter gets one.
Mariano.
Pettitte, sure, not bad.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?
It could be that you've... gone mad!

Hugh Hefner dresses in suit by Armani.
Conan becomes even funnier than Johnny.
Flash Gordon buries the hatchet with Ming.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

Bush reads a book that don't have any pictures.
Mafia bosses say they'll allow snitchers.
Chickens grow fingers, and buffaloes, wings.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

Bill Clinton says that he gave up on women.
Michael Phelps kept his joint lit while he's swimmin'.
To their guns, rednecks, no more will they cling.
Now you tell me that A-Rod gets a ring?

When the dogs stop
chasing cats, it
may seem kind of mad.
But now the Yanks won and A-Rod gets a ring?
To me that don't seem... so bad!