Friday, July 28, 2023

Where Yanks & Mets Stand After Splitting With Each Other

It's July 28, 2023. We are 112 games into a 162-game regular season. Just short of 70 percent. Where do the New York baseball teams stand?

This season, the Mets and an injury-plagued Yankees split 4 games. The Mets are 48-54, 17 games out of 1st place in the National League Eastern Division, and 7 games out of the last NL Playoff berth. The Yankees are 54-48, 8 games out of 1st place in the American League East, and 2 1/2 games out of the last AL Playoff berth.

Steve Cohen is the richest team owner in baseball, Met fans said. He's gonna spend us to a World Series win, they said. We're gonna be better than the Yankees, they said. We're taking over New York, they said.

Today, they traded reliever David Robertson, a former Yankee, to the Miami Marlins, for 2 minor-leaguers in Rookie League. The team with a $380 million payroll are sellers.

Who's next? Their elderly aces, Justin Verlander and Max Scherzer, have contracts bigger than their ages, and can't be moved. Of their top 7 hitters, 6 have what amount to no-trade clauses, and the 7th is Pete Alonso, the face of their team right now. They can't move any of those guys.

Are the Yankees a disappointment? Yes. Are they a failure? Yes. But, divided by preseason talk, the Mets are everything Bill Plaschke of the Los Angeles Times said they were on today's ESPN (well, ESPN2) broadcast of Around the Horn: "Perhaps the biggest disappointment in baseball history. No team has ever spent more money than them, and they're the 5th-worst team in the National League. They're an embarrassment."

Tonight, Aaron Judge returns to the lineup for the 1st time since his toe injury in Los Angeles on June 3. They were 19-23 without him -- but only 35-25 with him. He can make a difference, all by himself -- but enough of one?

The next 10 games will likely tell the story for the rest of the season: 3 games away to the new 1st place team in the AL East, the Baltimore Orioles; 3 games home to the former 1st place team, the team that dominated the 1st half, the Tampa Bay Rays; and 4 games home to the cheating Houston Astros.

Are you looking forward to this? Should I be? I can't answer the 1st question for you. I have my answer for the 2nd question.

Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Johnny Lujack, 1925-2023

Western Pennsylvania has produced many great quarterbacks. In reverse chronological order, they include Terrelle Pryor, Rich Gannon, Jim Kelly, Jeff Hostetler, Joe Montana, Dan Marino, Chuck Fusina, Terry Hanratty, Joe Namath, Johnny Unitas, Willie Thrower, Babe Parilli and George Blanda.

The first was Johnny Lujack.

John Christopher Lujack was born on January 4, 1925, outside Pittsburgh in Connellsville, Pennsylvania. His brother Aloysius, or Al Lujack, starred in basketball, playing for Georgetown University and the NBA's Washington Capitols.

At Connellsville High School, Johnny Lujack lettered in football, baseball, basketball and track; and was also the senior class president and valedictorian. The school wanted him to go to the U.S. Military Academy, thinking it would keep him out of World War II, at least at first. But radio broadcasts and the influence of the Catholic Church made him a fan of the University of Notre Dame.

After 2 seasons in South Bend, he enlisted in the U.S. Navy, and Ensign Lujack hunted Nazi submarines. In 1946, he returned, and Army, having lost out on him twice (to Notre Dame and to the Navy), faced Notre Dame in "the Game of the Century" at Yankee Stadium. Both schools came in undefeated, Army ranked Number 1 and not having lost in 3 years, Notre Dame ranked Number 2 and the last team to beat Army. The game did not live up to its hype, and ended 0-0.

Lujack became only the 3rd person to win "monograms" (they didn't call them "varsity letters") in 4 different sports at Notre Dame, and led them to back-to-back National Championships in 1946 and 1947 (in the latter year, sharing with Michigan, whom they did not play that season).

In 1947, he was named Associated Press Athlete of the Year, and won the Heisman Trophy, beating out such contenders as Michigan running back Bob Chappuis, Southern Methodist running back Doak Walker (who won it the next year), Mississippi quarterback Charlie Conerly, Texas quarterback Bobby Layne, and University of Pennsylvania center and linebacker Chuck Bednarik.

He was the 1st Polish-American to win the Heisman. Only one has followed him: Vic Janowicz of Ohio State, in 1950.

In 1949, Lujack married Patricia Schierbrock of Davenport, Iowa, and they had 3 children: Mary, Jeff, and Carol.

He was drafted by the Chicago Bears, intended to replace the great Sid Luckman as their starting quarterback. In 1949, he led the NFL in passing yards and passing touchdowns. In the season finale, on December 11, the bears pounded their crosstown rivals, the Chicago Cardinals, 52-21. Lujack through 6 touchdown passes, and threw for 468 yards. That was an NFL record, although it stood for only 2 years: In 1951, Norm Van Brocklin of the Los Angeles Rams passed for 554 yards in a game, and that remains the record.

Very unusual for a 20th Century quarterback, Lujack actually led the NFL in rushing touchdowns in 1950, with 11. And, in those days, he also played in the defensive backfield. He made the Pro Bowl in 1950 and 1951.

And that was it. He only played 4 seasons in the NFL. He returned to Notre Dame, as an assistant coach to his former head coach, Frank Leahy. Together, they won a National Championship in 1953. Leahy then retired, and wanted Lujack to succeed him. But university president Theodore Hesburgh instead appointed Terry Brennan, one of Lujack's teammates at Notre Dame, who was then coaching the freshman team. It was a reasonable choice, and it was a good choice in 4 out of 5 seasons: He went 9-1, 8-2, 2-8, 7-3 and 6-4.

Lujack joined his father-in-law's Chevrolet dealership, and ran it until 1988. In 1958, CBS teamed him with Chris Schenkel on New York Giants broadcasts. But in 1962, Ford became a sponsor, and, since Lujack ran a Chevy dealership, he was fired. But this turned out to be good for NFL history: His replacement was former Giant player Pat Summerall, who became perhaps the greatest announcer in the sport's history, later teaming with John Madden to form the greatest football announcing team of all time.

Lujack wasn't done as a sportscaster, though: He teamed with Jim McKay, first on CBS, then on ABC. He was named to the College Football Hall of Fame and the National Polish-American Sports Hall of Fame. He wasn't named to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, but on the team's 100th Anniversary in 2019, he was named one of the 100 Greatest Bears of All Time.

Johnny Lujack died today, July 25, 2023, in hospice care near his home in Naples, Florida. He was 98 years, 6 months and 21 days old, making him, easily the longest-lived Heisman Trophy winner. (Jay Berwanger, the Trophy's 1st winner, in 1935, has been, so far, the next-longest: 88.)

With his death, the earliest living Heisman Trophy winner is Pete Dawkins of Army, in 1958.

Monday, July 24, 2023

July 24, 1983: The Pine Tar Game

July 24, 1983, 40 years ago: The New York Yankees host the Kansas City Royals at the original Yankee Stadium in The Bronx. This is not a crazy game for the 1st 8 innings. But in the 9th, as Phil Rizzuto, who broadcast this game for the Yankees, would say, "Holy cow!"

The Royals score a run in the top of the 2nd. Dave Winfield ties it for the Yankees in the bottom half with a home run. The Royals make it 2-1 in the 4th, and 3-1 in the 6th. But the Yankees make it 4-3 in the bottom of the 6th.

With 2 outs in the top of the 9th, U L Washington (that's how his name is written, no periods) singles, and George Brett takes Yankee reliever Rich "Goose" Gossage deep, to make it 5-4 Royals.

Brett is a member of the Baseball Hall of Fame. He finished his career with a lifetime batting average of .305. He is a member of the 3,000 Hits Club. He is the only man to winning batting titles in 3 different decades: In 1976, 1980 and 1990. He was named to 13 All-Star Games. He helped the Royals reach the postseason 6 times in 10 seasons from 1976 to 1985, including their 1st Pennant in 1980 and their 1st World Series win in 1985. The franchise began play in 1969, and did not reach the postseason without him on their roster until 2014.

Moreover, he hit 317 home runs in regular season play, and another 10 in the postseason. And it sure seemed like a lot of them were against the Yankees. Kauffman Stadium, known as Royals Stadium while he played there, had long-distance power alleys and artificial turf, making it conducive to doubles (of which he hit 665, 7th all-time, and 4th in the Expansion Era) and triples (137, 70th, but 3rd among Expansion Era players), but not home runs. So he enjoyed hitting them at Yankee Stadium, with its "short porch" in right field: At the time, listed at 310 feet to the pole and 353 to straightaway right.

In the deciding Game 5 of the 1976 American League Championship Series, he hit a 3-run home run to tie the game in the top of the 8th inning. In Game 3 of the 1978 ALCS, he hit 3 home runs, the 1st time it had been done in either League's Championship Series, and still 1 of only 5. Both times, the Yankees won the game, anyway. That would not be the case in Game 3 of the 1980 ALCS, when his upper-deck blast off Gossage was the exclamation point on a Royals sweep of the Yankees, avenging their losses of 1976, '77 and '78.

So on this nice Sunday Summer afternoon in The Bronx, Brett has hit a go-ahead homer for the Royals, and it looks like he's beaten the Yankees again.

But Yankee manager Billy Martin, so often unhinged, comes out to talk to the umpires. This time, Billy is in full control. He points out that Brett has pine tar on his bat, surpassing the legal limit.

The umpires measure it, discover that Martin is right, and Brett is called out, restoring the 4-3 Yankee lead and ending the game. Brett has a fit, and has to be held back by his teammates, but there's nothing he can do.

His team files an appeal. Despite being a former Yankee general manager (and the son of another), AL President Lee MacPhail does something no League President had ever done before, or has since: He overrules his umpires.
Unofficially, we have since seen, many times, that the baseball establishment considers it okay to cheat if you do it against the Yankees. This may be the only time when it's actually been made official.

MacPhail rules that the game must be resumed, with 2 outs in the top of the 9th, and the Royals leading 5-4. An open date for both teams is found, August 18, and the game is resumed. Although an angry Yankee owner George Steinbrenner decided to let anybody with a ticket to the original version of the game into Yankee Stadium free of charge, since Yankee Fans have been screwed over by this as much as their team has, only about 1,200 people take him up on the offer.

Billy, a master of spite, decides that the game is already a farce, so he decides to deepen the point. He puts pitcher Ron Guidry in center field, and 1st baseman Don Mattingly at 2nd base -- making Mattingly one of the very few lefthanded-fielding 2nd basemen ever.

When plate umpire Tim McClelland, a rookie who will umpire in the AL until the combining of the umpiring crews in 2000, and then in the combined crews until 2015, yells, "Play ball!" to restart the game, Billy is prepared to act: He calls time out, and appeals at each base, suggesting that the runners hadn't touched them, and should be called out on that basis. But McClelland is prepared for Martin's preparation: He has a notarized affidavit signed by all the umpires from the original game -- also including Drew Coble, Joe Brinkman and Nick Bremigan -- stating that all bases had been touched by both runners.

Brett was not in the game, either, because his ejection from the game was allowed to stand. Which makes no sense: In a real court of law, any crime committed by someone in response to a false charge gets thrown out. If Brett's action was legal, then his ejection should have been rescinded; if his ejection was allowed to stand, then so should the ruling on the violation, and the Yankees should have been declared the winners. At any rate, Brett did not even show up for the resumption, instead going on to Baltimore, the Royals' next stop.

George Frazier strikes Hal McRae out to end the top of the 9th. Dan Quisenberry pitches the bottom of the 9th for the Royals. He gets Mattingly to fly to center, Roy Smalley to fly to left, and Oscar Gamble to ground to 2nd.

The game did have meaning in the standings when it began: The Yankees were only 2 games behind the Toronto Blue Jays in the AL East on July 24, while the Royals were 1 game behind the Texas Rangers in the AL West. As it turned out, though, none of those 4 teams won their Division: The Baltimore Orioles won the East, and the Chicago White Sox won the West, with the Orioles winning the Pennant, and then beating the Philadelphia Phillies in the World Series.

The Yankees ended up winning 91 games, finishing 7 games behind the Orioles. It was a 12-game improvement over the season before. Steinbrenner fired Martin from his 3rd tenure as manager, anyway.

Friday, July 21, 2023

Maybe Hal Is Adopted

So you may have noticed that I haven't posted about the Yankees' horrible performances against the Los Angeles Angels. I also haven't been doing video recaps, and posting them on Facebook and Instagram.

I figure, they don't care enough to give it their best, so why should I?

On Monday night, in Anaheim, the Yankees got a great start from Luis Severino, and Aaron Boone blew it by bringing in Michael King, who had nothing. In the top of the 9th, tied 3-3, the Yankees had 1st & 2nd with nobody out, and got nothing, because Giancarlo Stanton just got under a pitch and couldn't quite hit it out, and Gleyber Torres, big shock, grounded into a double play. And the Angels won it in the 10th, 4-3.

On Tuesday night, Domingo Germán was shaky, and it wouldn't have mattered if he'd pitched well, because the Yankees couldn't hit Patrick Sandoval. This time, Torres provided all the scoring with a home run in the 3rd inning, and also drew a walk in the 1st. Other than that, these were all the Yankee baserunners: Harrison Bader and Isiah Kiner-Falefa drew walks in the 2nd, Stanton reached on an error in the 6th, and Anthony Volpe singled in the 8th. That's it: A homer, a single, 3 walks and an error. The Angels won, 5-1.

And on Wednesday night, Carlos Rodón fell to 0-3, getting knocked out of the box in the 5th inning, getting booed by visiting Yankee Fans as he walked off the mound, and he sarcastically blew them a kiss. Stanton and Franchy Cordero hit home runs, but it was useless, as the Angels won, 7-3.

For the series, Ohtani went 4-for-8 with a home run, 6 walks -- a batting average of .500 and an on-base percentage of .714 -- and 3 RBIs. He's putting on a show, and Yankee management is still putting us on.

The Yankees are 4 games out of the 6th and last AL Playoff spot. By that standard, things don't look so bad. But look at the numbers. I know, there are old sayings:

* Figures don't lie, but liars can figure.
* Statistics are like lampposts: Use them for illumination, not for support.
* Statistics are like bikinis: What they reveal can be good, but what they cover up is more important.

Still:

* The Yankees are now 50-47, in last place in the American League Eastern Division.

* This is the 1st time that this has been the case this late in the season since 1990: 33 years. A third of a century.

* They are 9 1/2 games behind the Division-leading Baltimore Orioles. (Yeah, don't look now, but they are on a tear, and the Tampa Bay Rays, who started off the season on fire, have cooled off, and are a game behind the O's.)

* OPS+'s, with the higher, the better, and 100 being exactly average: Aaron Judge, 193 but still injured; Jake Bauers, 114 but injured; Gleyber Torres, 110; Billy McKinney, 102; Anthony Rizzo, 101, and suffering more than any other player in the absence of Aaron Judge; Giancarlo Stanton, 98 and also suffering without Judge in the lineup; Willie Calhoun, 97 and also injured; Harrison Bader, 91, and he may now be hurt long-term; Isiah Kiner-Falefa, 88; Franchy Cordero, 84; DJ LeMahieu, 82; Anthony Volpe, 80; Kyle Higashioka, 79; Josh Donaldson, 78, injured, probably out for the season, and may have played his last game for the Yankees; Oswald Peraza, 66; Oswaldo Cabrera, 62; and Jose Trevino, 58.

* ERA+'s for our pitchers with at least 10 starts, with the higher, the better, and 100 being exactly average: Gerrit Cole, 152; Clarke Schmidt, 98; Domingo Germán, 93; Jhony Brito, 90, and currently at Class AAA Scranton/Wilkes-Barre; Nestor Cortés, 82, and currently injured; and Luis Severino, 64. With 3 starts each, Randy Vásquez, now in AAA, is at 367; and Carlos Rodón is at 59.

* ERA+'s for our pitchers with at least 19 relief appearances, keeping in mind that a good reliever's ERA+ should be much higher than 100: Ian Hamilton, 239; Clay Holmes, 178; Wandy Peralta, 173; Tommy Kahnle, 172; Nick Ramirez, 128; Michael King, 127; Ron Marinaccio, 117; Jimmy Cordero, 110; Albert Abreu, 103. So the bullpen isn't as big a problem, but Boone has still handled it very badly -- whether of his own accord or on Brian Cashman's orders, only Boone knows for sure.

And yet, aside from the recent firing of hitting instructor Dillon Lawson, and his replacement with Boone's former Cincinnati Reds teammate, Sean Casey, there has been no reaction from Hal Steinbrenner. He is not acting like his father.

Maybe he was adopted.

Now, ordinarily, I am against sports teams making a change just for the sake of making a change. Or "just to shake things up." That's a really stupid reason to do something, whether you're trying to improve a sports team or trying to elect a President.

But if ever a Yankee team needed "shaking up," it's this one.

Thursday, July 20, 2023

July 20, 1973: The Death of Bruce Lee

July 20, 1973, 50 years ago: Bruce Lee dies, shocking the world, which was just getting to really know him. He was only 32 years old.

He was born on November 27, 1940, as Lee Jun-fan, in San Francisco, where his Hong Kong-based parents were living at the time. A nurse at the hospital nicknamed him "Bruce," although his parents never used it. His father, Lee Hoi-chen, was an opera singer in the Cantonese dialect of Chinese. The family returned to Hong Kong the following year, surviving the Japanese occupation of the British colony during World War II. In 1950, father and son both appeared in the film The Kid. By the time Bruce was 18, he had appeared in 20 films.

He got into street fights, and his parents decided he needed martial arts training. By 1958, he was not only the Hong Kong schools boxing champion, but also the winner of the Crown Colony Cha-Cha Championship. He returned to America, to Seattle, and attended the University of Washington, but dropped out in 1964, and moved to Oakland. There, he continued his martial arts education, and developed two of his signature moves, the one-inch punch and the two-finger push-up.

He caught the attention of William Dozier, the producer who created the 1966 TV version of Batman. He had an idea for a similar crimefighter series, based on the Green Hornet, who'd been on radio in the 1930s and '40s, and in 2 early 1940s film serials.

The Green Hornet was Britt Reid, a newspaper publisher who saw a crime wave in his city, and decided what was needed was a modern-day Robin Hood, so he took on the masked persona and pretended to be a competing gangster, muscling in on bad guys' territory, and setting them up to be captured by the cops.

He was assisted by Kato, an Asian mechanical genius, who designed and built the character's knockout-gas gun, and turned Britt's car into the souped-up "Black Beauty." Originally, Kato was said to be Japanese. But by the time of the 1st film serial in 1940, the Japanese were committing war crimes against China, so the character was rewritten as Korean. Although a capable fighter, his only use of martial arts, in either The Green Hornet (1940) or The Green Hornet Strikes Again! (1941), was the occasional judo chop.

Dozier cast former Surfside Six star Van Williams as Reid, and Lee as Kato -- allegedly, because he was the only Asian-American actor he could find who could properly pronounce the name "Britt Reid." The character was every bit the genius as before, adding to the hero's arsenal a "Hornet Sting" that used sound waves as a weapon. To match Lee, his ethnicity was changed to Chinese, and one episode included Kato taking on the unnamed city's Chinese gangs, or "tongs." The show only lasted 1 season, but, in spite of his earlier experience, Lee wrote Dozier a letter thanking him for "my start in show business."
Van Williams (left) and Bruce Lee.
Kato never got a "superhero name."

In 1967, after leaving the show, he founded Jeet Kune Do, a martial arts philosophy in which he spoke of "the style of no style," or its variation "Using no way as way." Basketball star Allen Iverson wouldn't have liked him, as he emphasized practice: "Do not beware the man who has practiced a thousand kicks. Beware the man who has practiced a single kick a thousand times."

By 1969, Bruce was married to the former Linda Emery, and they had a son, Brandon, and a daughter, Shannon. And Bruce's brother, who goes by Robert Lee Jun-fai, had a rock band, The Thunderbirds, which was big in Hong Kong.

Also big in Hong Kong -- a British colony until 1997, when by treaty it went back to China, and with 6.2 million people on a series of islands the most densely-populated city in the world -- is their movie production industry. Martial arts films had been popular there in the 1930s, and by 1970 had returned to prominence after a long period of suppression.

In 1971, Bruce starred in The Big Boss, followed in 1972 by Fist of Fury and The Way of the Dragon, with Bruce having written and directed the last of these. In The Way of the Dragon, released in America as Return of the Dragon, a fight scene was filmed inside the Roman Colosseum, with Chuck Norris, already a renowned martial arts practitioner and instructor. Chuck has always insisted that, if it was a real fight, he would have won. But it was Bruce's film, and he had to win. In the Internet Age, someone who was tired of the silly "Chuck Norris Facts," posted this meme.
With these films being shown in America, it inspired the TV series Kung Fu, starring David Carradine as Kwai Chang Caine, a half-American-half-Chinese martial arts master in the Wild West. In flashbacks, Caine's mentor, Master Po, is played by Keye Luke, who had played Kato in the 1940s Green Hornet serials. (A sequel series in the 1990s, Kung Fu: The Legend Continues, featured Carradine as the original Caine's grandson and namesake, and Chris Potter as the great-grandson, a Los Angeles detective.)

Between them, Lee and Carradine made martial arts enormously popular in America. What's more, along with the Civil Rights Movement making "blaxploitation" films popular, Bruce Lee elevated the profile of Americans of Asian descent, giving them a point of pride and making them cool for the first time.

It inspired martial arts scenes in a kung fu sequence in the 1974 James Bond film The Man with the Golden Gun. It also inspired "Kung Fu Fighting," a song by soul singer Carl Douglas that hit Number 1 in 1974. In turn, that song inspired a curious trend of black men becoming martial arts fans and practitioners, culminating in the 1985 film The Last Dragon, starring Taimak Guarriello as "Bruce Leroy."

In late 1972, Bruce began work on Game of Death, including a fight scene with a former student of his, basketball star Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. At 5-foot-8 and 165 pounds, Bruce was not a small man, and was as solidly built as a man can be. But Kareem was 7-foot-2 and 225, so Bruce was, literally, punching above his weight.

But in mid-filming, Warner Brothers offered Bruce the lead in Enter the Dragon. He filmed it in Hong Kong from February to April 1973. It was set to be released on July 26.

But on May 10, while doing automated dialogue replacement for Enter the Dragon -- it had become a trope that Hong Kong martial arts films had the English dialogue way out of step with the Cantonese original -- Bruce collapsed, and went into seizures. He was taken to a hospital, where doctors diagnosed cerebral edema: Swelling of the brain. He was told to get rest.

On July 20, Bruce and film producer Raymond Chow went to the home of co-star Betty Ting Pei, to go over a script. Bruce developed a headache, and Ting gave him Equagesic, a painkiller containing aspirin and a tranquilizer called meprobamate. At 7:30, he took a nap. When he didn't show up for his dinner meeting, Chow went back to the house, and they were unable to wake Bruce up. He was dead on arrival at the hospital.

There is doubt as to the cause of his death. An autopsy revealed a new edema, which explained the headache. But Chow believed the real cause was an allergic reaction to the painkiller. Heatstroke has been suggested as a factor, as both May 10 and July 20 were hot days in Hong Kong, which is only at 22 degrees north latitude. (For comparison's sake: Los Angeles is 34, and New York is 41.) Rumors abounded that Bruce had offended someone in organized crime, who ordered his murder, but there was no evidence of foul play.

He was buried in Seattle, Linda's hometown, and pallbearers included his brother, and actors Steve McQueen and James Coburn, both former students of his. That's how cool Bruce Lee was: He taught two of The Magnificent Seven. (Coburn maintained an interest in Asian culture for the rest of his life, including playing a Japanese musical number with Animal to close his appearance on The Muppet Show.)

Enter the Dragon was released on time, and, on a budget of $850,000, made over $400 million worldwide over nearly half a century -- about $2 billion in today's money.

Game of Death took until 1978 to be released, with stand-ins. Lee's yellow jumpsuit with black piping became legendary, and was copied for Uma Thurman's character Beatrix "The Bride" Kiddo in Quentin Tarantino's 2003 film Kill Bill, Vol. 1.

Linda married twice more, and now goes by the family name of her 3rd and current husband, Linda Lee Caldwell. Brandon Lee and Shannon Lee followed their father into acting and the study of martial arts. Brandon was also on the verge of superstardom in 1993, when an accident killed him on the set of the film The Crow. He was just 28, and this has led to the belief of a curse on the Lee family. At the time of his death, he was engaged to Eliza Hutton. Shannon became a film producer, married a man named Ian Keasler, and has a daughter named Wren, Bruce Lee's only grandchild.

Although the San Francisco Giants have held Bruce Lee Tribute Night, calling him a "Bay Area icon," I can't find any reference to him being a baseball fan. Given that he was already 17 years old when the Giants moved from New York to San Francisco, it isn't obvious that he would have rooted for them. And he moved to and left Oakland before the Athletics moved there from Kansas City, and died between the failure of the Seattle Pilots and the arrival of the Seattle Mariners, so it's not clear he would have rooted for a team in his adopted hometowns, either. 

Monday, July 17, 2023

The Yankees Grind My Gears

Over their last 180 games, the Yankees are. Barely more than a .500 team. 91-89.

I can hear Aaron Boone now: "But they're grinding! They're savages in that box! They're not far away!"

Sorry, I forgot to say "Cliché Alert."

Hearing Boone say they're "grinding" makes me think of coffee. Actually watching them makes me want a stronger drink.

Gerrit Cole started the finale of their series away to the Colorado Rockies, and went 6 innings, allowing 1 run on 2 hits and 1 walk, striking out 11. But in so doing, he threw 102 pitches, and Aaron Boone didn't have the guts to break Brian Cashman's rule and leave him in there longer. Thus did the bullpen musical chairs begin.

The Yankees led 3-1 when he left, and Wandy Peralta pitched a perfect 7th inning. But Boone didn't leave him in, either, bringing Tommy Kahnle in to pitch the 8th, and he loaded the bases. Boone brought Clay Holmes in, and he gave up a grand slam. It was 5-3 Rockies.

A 9th-inning comeback was necessary. Billy McKinney led off by being hit by a pitch. That would be a dumb thing for a pitcher to do to start an inning, but the pitcher was Daniel Bard, who used to pitch for the Red Sox, so you never know. Gleyber Torres grounded to 3rd, but Rockies 3rd baseman Ryan McMahon threw the ball away. McKinney came all the way around to score, and Torres wound up on 2nd. 5-4.

Giancarlo Stanton flew out, advancing Torres to 3rd. Anthony Rizzo drew a walk. Oswald Peraza was sent in to pinch-run for Rizzo. Boone put the delayed double steal on: Peraza stole 2nd, but the Rockies didn't take the bait, and Torres had to stay put. DJ LeMahieu was intentionally walked to set up the double play.

They got it, but not how they intended. Harrison Bader hit a line shot to left. It was caught, but Torres was able to score. And then Peraza was thrown out at 3rd. Unwritten Rule of Baseball: Never make the 1st or last out of an inning at 3rd base. Corollary question: Why make any out at any base?

At any rate, the game was tied, and Ian Hamilton pitched a scoreless 9th. Extra innings. Neither team could score in the 10th. In the top of the 11th, Oswaldo Cabrera singled home ghost runner Anthony Volpe. One thing led to another, and Peraza, who had stayed in the game, singled home a run. It was 7-5 Yankees. All they had to do in the bottom of the 11th was get 3 outs without allowing more than 1 run.

Boone brought Nick Ramirez in to pitch. This was a stupid thing to do. He gave up a leadoff home run to Nolan Jones. With the ghost runner, this meant tie ballgame. Then he got 2 outs, thus pitching to the minimum 3 batters. No reason to bring in another reliever, though. But Boone did, bringing in Ron Marinaccio, and he gave up a walkoff homer to Alan Trejo. It was his 1st homer of the season, and only the 6th of his career.

Rockies 8, Yankees 7. WP: Gavin Hollowell (1-0, his 1st major league win, having made his debut only 2 weeks ago). No save. LP: Marinaccio (4-5).

The Yankees blew a 2-run lead in the 8th, and another in the 11th. "Grinding"? After this game, the only that's grinding is my gears.

Tonight, the Yankees begin a series away to the Los Angeles Angels, featuring Shohei "Not Better Than Babe Ruth" Ohtani and Mike "Not Comparable to Mickey Mantle" Trout. Luis Severino starts against Griffin Canning. Yeah, another one of those families that turned a last name into a first name, making their son's full name sound like the name of a law firm.

Sunday, July 16, 2023

Stanton Homer Backs Schmidt, Yanks Beat Rockies

After starting the 2nd half of the season with a loss away to the Colorado Rockies, the Yankees needed a win, very badly. Not because of anything about the Rockies -- although they did deserve to lose on the basis of those horrid "City Connect" uniforms -- but simply because they needed a win.

Clarke Schmidt started, and, again, pitched decently. He went 6 innings, allowing 2 runs on 3 hits and just 1 walk, striking out 8. Who knows, maybe he's finally filled that "hole in the rotation" himself.

But the pattern this season has been that, when he's pitched well, the Yankees haven't hit well, and vice versa. This time, the Yankees got him the runs he needed. Gleyber Torres led off the game with a triple, and a groundout by Giancarlo Stanton got him home before the Rockies could so much as get an out. But they tied the game in the bottom of the 1st,

But the 2nd inning told the story of the ballgame. The Yankees got a double by DJ LeMahieu, a strikeout from Billy McKinney, a single by Harrison Bader, a walk by Anthony Volpe to load the bases, an RBI sacrifice fly by Kyle Higashioka, an RBI single by Torres, and a 3-run home run by Stanton. That put the Yankees up 6-1.

Stanton allowed a run in the 7th. Wandy Peralta was brought in to finish the inning. Tommy Kahnle allowed a run in the 8th, but Clay Holmes made sure they would get no closer in the 9th.

Yankees 6, Rockies 3. WP: Schmidt (5-6). SV: Holmes (11). LP: Connor Seabold (1-7).

The series concludes this afternoon. Gerrit Cole starts against Chase Anderson.

Saturday, July 15, 2023

Top 10 Reasons Conservatives Need to Shut Up About "Cancel Culture"


Well, I just found out that her granddaughter, Sarah Green, is not only gay, but has married a woman. She came out to her grandmother at age 21, after hearing her say something typically ignorant. Serves her right.

Wanda Sykes is a comedian. A very good one. She ticks some boxes that conservatives don't like. She's female. She's black. She's gay -- and married. She's smart. And, what is probably the topper for them, she's outspoken, and doesn't take any crap from anybody.

She recently had this to say about "cancel culture," which right-wingers believe targets them, especially:

To me, the whole complaint about cancel culture is a lot of men, especially straight men, who are just pissed that they can’t say things anymore, y’know?

And it’s not like you can't say these things. You can say them, but now there’s just consequences. So that’s why I say I can’t get canceled. Only God can say: "All right, Wanda, that’s enough."

In other words: Use a slur -- against someone's gender, race, religion, sexual orientation, or gender identity, or whatever other category I may be unintentionally overlooking -- and people will stand up and oppose you.

You have the right to say what you want, so long as it doesn't endanger others, the classic example being the yelling of "Fire!" in a crowded place when there is no fire. But you do not have the right to say such things on a public platform:

* If you are at work, and you call a black customer the N-word, you can be fired. You have the right to have a job, but you do not have the right to have that job.

* If you are on line at a store, and you call a Jewish person in front of you an anti-Semitic word, the store manager can say, "Get out, and don't ever come back." You have the right to eat, but you do not have the right to shop for your food at that store.

* If you are on a social media platform, like Facebook or Twitter, and an openly gay person says something you don't like, you are free to tell him you disagree (if it's an opinion) or that he's wrong (if it's a fact). But if you use a homophobic slur against him, that platform can delete your comment, give you a warning, suspend you for a day, suspend you for a week, or ban you entirely, depending on your record on that platform, or on the severity of the offense. You have the right to express your opinions, but you don't have the right to do so there.

* And if you are on a television program, and you say anything like the preceding, that network has the right to ban you. You are not being "silenced": Your voice still works. You are simply being prevented from saying what you want to say on that network.

All those examples are of private businesses doing what they want. Conservatives used to support that. Why not now? What are you, a Communist?

Furthermore, conservatives who get "canceled" usually find it much easier to come back than liberals who do. Racist and anti-Semite Mel Gibson got to make a comeback. Racist Roseanne Barr is working on one. Even Pat Buchanan might have made another comeback by now, if he weren't 84 years old.

And, of course, the biggest example of all: Donald Trump. How many things has he said that have been worthy of "cancellation"? Despite this, and despite currently being under a federal criminal indictment, he is still accepted by the wider culture, is still making public statements, and is still the frontrunner for the Republican Party's nomination for President in 2024.

That's for people right of center. For people left of center, it's been a completely different story.

Top 10 Reasons Conservatives Need to Shut Up About "Cancel Culture"

10. The Hollywood Ten. In 1947, Congress, through the House Un-American Activities Committee, held hearings investigating Communist influence in the American film industry. They were attempting to stop screenwriters accused of Communist activity, a group known as The Hollywood Ten.
Left to right: Ring Lardner Jr., John Howard Lawson,
Alvah Bessie, Albert Maltz, Herbert Biberman,
Lester Cole, Samuel Ornitz, Edward Dmytryk,
and Robert Adrian Scott. Not pictured: Dalton Trumbo.

There were anti-Semitic overtones to the hearings, as half of the Ten were Jewish: Alvah Bessie, Herbert Biberman, Lester Cole, Albert Maltz and Samuel Ornitz. Edward Dmytryk, Ring Lardner Jr., John Howard Lawson, Adrian Scott and Dalton Trumbo were not Jewish, although Lardner's 1st wife, Sylvia Schulman, was.

Regardless of religion, many people in Hollywood saw this persecution as the sort of thing the Nazis would have done, and this fed their outrage. Some of them were registered Republicans, but they couldn't accept this garbage. In particular, Lucille Ball (a Republican) and Humphrey Bogart (a Democrat) testified in such a way that it could only be described as an artful way of telling the HUAC members to go to Hell.

It ended up ineffective. Many of them found it impossible to get work in America, and moved to Europe. In 1960, Kirk Douglas asked Trumbo to write the script for the historical epic he wanted to star in, Spartacus, and that film's success helped break the blacklist.
Ring Lardner Jr., son of the famous sportswriter, wrote the script for the film version of M*A*S*H in 1970. He was the last surviving member of the Hollywood Ten, living until 2000.

Even fellow liberals turned on them, to an extent. Ezra Pound was a much-admired poet. He was also a mentally ill Fascist who made anti-American propaganda broadcasts from Benito Mussolini's Italy during World War II. And yet, though he (largely) agreed with them politically, novelist Norman Mailer once said he would rather read the works of Pound than those of the Hollywood Ten, because, in his opinion, Pound was a better writer.

9. Marsha Hunt. From 1937 to 1947, she was one of America's most popular actresses. But she joined the "Hollywood Fights Back" movement. When she got back to Los Angeles, she was told to renounce her public statements in Washington. She refused. She was able to make 2 movies in 1948, and 3 in 1949.
But in 1950, she was named as a potential Communist or Communist sympathizer, along with 151 other actors, writers, and directors, in the anti-Communist publication Red Channels. She was cast in no movies in 1950, '51 and '53; just 2 in '52, and just 1 each in '54, '55 and '56, before going into semi-retirement. In a 2012 interview, she said, "The town turned against us. Just about-face... I was appalled, hurt, shocked that journalism could be so far out in prejudice."

In 1971, a year after Trumbo's death, she appeared in a film version of his novel Johnny Got His Gun. In 1987, she appeared in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, as an Admiral's wife. Her last role was in 2008, in The Empire State Building Murders.
Marsha Hunt, 2020, age 103

She died on September 7, 2022, as the last surviving blacklisted actor. At the age of 105, she remained unrepentant, because she wasn't a Communist, and still believed that what had already been done, before she stepped in, was unfair.

8. Lenny Bruce. He was the 1st comedian to get big using profanity and "sick humor." Typical of his material: "My wife caught me in bed with her mother. She said, 'You're sick!' I said, 'Why? She's your mother, not mine!'"

Bruce would joke about anything. Especially sex. And religion. Particularly the Catholic Church. In his routine, he called Pope John XXIII "John Baby." That, plus the fact that he was Jewish -- his real name was Leonard Alfred Schneider -- pissed off a lot of conservative people in "the establishment."
Yes, he made jokes about the Catholic Church.
No, here, he's not dressing like a priest to make a point.
He's wearing a "Nehru jacket," made popular
by the late Jawaharlal Nehru, Prime Minister of India.

And in the late 1950s and early 1960s, if "the establishment" decided you needed what we would now call "canceling," it meant you wouldn't get hired. And any place that would hire you might get closed down. It also meant that you could get arrested for using profanity onstage. That was the conservatives closing you down. The conservatives doing the canceling.

Bruce was convicted of obscenity. He appealed, all the way to the Supreme Court. Which, at perhaps the most liberal point in its history, overturned the conviction. However, it's been alleged that it did so only because, if Bruce were in prison, he could not continue to be publicly humiliated with more arrests. 

Some people even think he was murdered: In 1966, at age 40, he was found with a needle in his arm at his home in the Hollywood Hills. It was known that he had a drug problem, but this was a little too convenient for his fans.

7. The Doors. No, I'm not talking about the time they appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show on September 17, 1967, and got banned for Jim Morrison singing, "Girl, we couldn't get much higher" from their Number 1 hit, "Light My Fire."
I'm talking about the show at the Dinner Key Auditorium in Miami on March 1, 1969, when Morrison allegedly flashed the audience. No photographic evidence of it has ever surfaced, despite a few photographs from the concert having been made public.

Morrison was convicted of indecent exposure and profanity on September 20, 1970, and, though he remained free upon appeal, the band's concerts began to be canceled. They played only 2 more shows, in Dallas on December 11, 1970, and in New Orleans the next day. The appeal was never heard, because Morrison died in Paris on July 3, 1971.

6. Dan Rather. His long and distinguished career with CBS News included anchoring The CBS Evening News, starting in 1981. Previously the network's White House correspondent, he was already known to distrust conservatives, once openly challenging President Richard Nixon during a 1974 press conference.

On September 8, 2004, just as the Presidential election was entering its general election phase, he presented unauthenticated documents that showed that George W. Bush, running for re-election as President, frequently did not show up for duty with the Texas Air National Guard during his tenure there in 1972-73.
Even hardcore Republicans knew that the information he was presenting was true. It should have come out sooner, disqualifying Bush from being elected Governor of Texas in 1994 and 1998, let alone President in 2000 and 2004. But there wasn't enough evidence to back it up. Rather was suspended. Bush was re-elected in a close election. In 2005, CBS fired Rather.

5. Al Franken. One of the top comedians of the late 20th Century, the Saturday Night Live veteran had been elected to the U.S. Senate as a Democrat from his native Minnesota in 2008 and 2014. On January 2, 2018, he resigned from the Senate because of a photograph taken in 2006 -- before he was elected -- which appeared to show him in an act of sexual harassment.
His own Party refused to stand up for him. In particular, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand of New York demanded that he resign.

No one would stand up and say, "Donald Trump has been proven, through his own recorded words, to have admitted to repeatedly doing things much worse than this. If Franken should resign his office, then Trump should resign his office first."

For the record, after the Access Hollywood Tape was released, one of the candidates Trump defeated for the Republican nomination for President, former Governor Jon Huntsman Jr. of Utah, demanded he resign from the ticket in favor of Vice Presidential nominee Mike Pence. So did 3 Republican members of the Senate and 4 from the House of Representatives.

Pence himself did not. Nor did the Chairman of the Republican National Committee, Reince Priebus. Nor did any member of the Republican Congressional leadership. Nor did any living former Republican President, Vice President, or nominee therefor.

Trump is a Republican, a conservative, and a "Christian." Like a bunch of hypocrites, his Party insured that he got to keep running for the Presidency. Franken is a Democrat, a liberal, and a Jew. Like a bunch of cowards, his Party abandoned him.

On March 17, 2019, Gillibrand announced that she was running for the Democratic nomination for President in 2020. Not only did she not make it to the 1st vote, the Iowa Caucuses, she didn't even get out of the Summer of the year before the election. Served her right.

4. Woody Allen. Let's be completely honest. His 1979 film Manhattan showed his middle-aged character dating a 17-year-old woman, played by Mariel Hemingway (Ernest's granddaughter, born a few months after he died in 1961). And starting a relationship with his college-age, if adult, adoptive daughter was, at the very least, weird.

But as long as we're being completely honest: Allen has now been with Soon-Yi Previn longer than he has been with all previous girlfriends combined. And he has never been criminally charged with abusing anyone. Nor has he been sued for it in court. If Mia Farrow, and those of her children who stand with her, are telling the truth, why don't they go to court and prove it? Then again, he hasn't sued Mia for defamation of character, either.
There are people who want us to treat Woody Allen as if he is Roman Polanski, who drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl, and then, when a judge threw out the deal he made to avoid prison time and publicly threatened him with 50 years, he fled the country. Well, Polanski got his day in court, and lost. Allen has never gotten his day in court. Therefore, he is still entitled to the presumption of innocence.

As with Al Franken, Lenny Bruce and some of the Hollywood Ten, there may also be anti-Semitism involved in the opposition to Allen. (Marsha Hunt and Dan Rather were not Jewish. Nor were any of The Doors.)

Thus far, while religion has been an issue on this list, race has not, not even Soon-Yi's status as an Asian-American: Woody is seen as the problem, not her. But here we go:

3. Janet Jackson. It was February 1, 2004. Facebook went online exactly 3 days later. Twitter was more than 2 years away. We had the Internet, but we didn't have "social media" as we now understand that term. Had I gone into a chat room, or onto a message board, or even clicked on a newspaper or TV network website, I would have found out what happened rather quickly. But there was no way to know within minutes what had happened. I literally didn't know about it until I woke up the next morning.

It was Super Bowl XXXVIII -- the Super Bowl with the longest Roman numeral yet -- at what's now named NRG Stadium in Houston. The New England Patriots won, beating the Carolina Panthers, 32-29. Fans of the other 30 teams were left talking about the halftime show, where Justin Timberlake ripped off a piece of Janet's costume, exposing one of her breasts.
The bulk of the public anger fell on Janet. The jokes from late-night comedians, while embarrassing and seeming to go on forever, turned out to be the least damaging part of it. Viacom and its subsidiaries, including CBS, MTV and Infinity Broadcasting, blacklisted her from their broadcasts.

"There are much worse things in the world," Janet said, "and for this to be such a focus, I don't understand."

From 1986 to 2001, she had 10 songs reach Number 1 on Billboard magazine's Hot 100 chart. Her next album, titled Damita Jo after her middle name, was released on March 30, 2004, 58 days after the incident, and none of the 3 singles from it cracked the Top 40. From 2006 to 2021, she would have only 2 singles that did.

She was 37 years old at the time of the incident, and still looked, moved and sounded great, so it's not like she was washed up. And her fans still sold out arenas all over the planet. But she has never again been a hitmaker.

And Timberlake? His next album came on September 8, 2006, and it produced 3 Number 1 hits. From 2006 to 2018, he had 18 Top 10 hits, 5 of them hitting Number 1.

He got off scot-free from hurting Janet's career. Just as he had gotten off scot-free from the way he treated Britney Spears, both while and after he was her girlfriend.

In 2021, a documentary about Britney's struggle to reclaim her legal rights aired, and it put Timberlake's actions and words -- toward her, and toward Janet -- in a new light. In an Instagram post, Timberlake said:

I am deeply sorry for the times in my life where my actions contributed to the problem, where I spoke out of turn, or did not speak up for what was right...

I understand that I fell short in these moments and in many others and benefited from a system that condones misogyny and racism...

I didn’t recognize it for all that it was while it was happening in my own life but I do not want to ever benefit from others being pulled down again.

I can do better and I will do better. 

He had better do better. To paraphrase one of his later hits, he was one of those other boys who don't know how to act.

2. The Beatles. They're Number 2 because they're the biggest act ever to get canceled. The only reason they're not Number 1 is that they got forgiven rather quickly.
In March 1966, Maureen Cleave, a reporter who befriended all 4 Beatles, and may have been the inspiration for John's affair-confessional song "Norwegian Wood," interviewed John, and she asked him about his thoughts on religion. He said, 

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that; I'm right and I'll be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first – rock 'n' roll or Christianity.

People in Britain barely noticed: The article provoked no controversy there. Even in America, it took some time. But just before they left for the North American leg of their World Tour in August, the controversy exploded. Disc jockeys could be heard smashing Beatle records on the air, saying they'd never play another. Radio stations, especially in the South, held bonfires of Beatle records. The Ku Klux Klan picketed the band's shows in Washington and Memphis.

What's more, there were death threats. Now, John was scared: He had put his bandmates, and even their loved ones -- by this point, all of them except Paul McCartney were married, and John and Ringo Starr each had one son -- at physical risk. And so, for what turned out to be the only time in his public life, John Lennon ate crow, and apologized for something he'd said or done.
On August 11, the Beatles flew from London to Chicago, where the North American leg of their World Tour was to begin. That night, at the Astor Tower Hotel, at a press conference in front of TV cameras, John said, "I suppose if I had said television was more popular than Jesus, I would have got away with it. I'm sorry I opened my mouth. I'm not anti-God, anti-Christ, or anti-religion. I was not knocking it. I was not saying we are greater or better."
He stressed that he had been remarking on how other people viewed and popularized the band. He described his own view of God by quoting the Bishop of Woolwich, "not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us."
He was adamant that he was not comparing himself with Christ, but attempting to explain the decline of Christianity in the U.K. He closed with what could be considered a halfhearted apology: "If you want me to apologize, if that will make you happy, then, okay, I'm sorry."
Shades of more recent "I'm sorry if I offended anyone" statements. But most American journalists accepted this.
The thing is, John was right. Granted, 2,000 years from now, if human civilization survives, there will likely be more Bibles sold than Beatle albums. But, at the time, kids were more interested in 4 young men from current Liverpool than in 1 young man from ancient Israel and his 12 disciples.

The people that freaked out over John's remarks shouldn't have asked, "How dare he say that?" They should have asked, "What can we do to make Jesus, once again, more popular than The Beatles?" (Disclaimer: I don't have an answer now, and I probably wouldn't have had an answer had I been around then.)

1. Michael Jackson. Up until July 15, 1993, 30 years ago today, he was untouchable, the biggest active hitmaker in the world, "the King of Pop." Then came the accusation that he had molested boys at his Neverland Ranch outside Santa Barbara, California. He intensely maintained his innocence for the rest of his life. The people who knew him the best -- or thought they did -- also stood up for him, and said he couldn't possibly have done those things, because it simply wasn't in his nature to hurt children.

In 2005, he went on trial on such a charge. He was acquitted. Many people presumed he'd done it and gotten away with it. And most of the people who stood by him and believed in his innocence were considered delusional.

I was born at the end of 1969, just as Michael became a star with his brothers in The Jackson Five. I was 13 when Thriller became the biggest album of all time. I was a grown man when the charges were first leveled. And I was middle-aged when he died in 2009, while he was still a figure of ridicule at best and disgust at worst.

For the life of me, I cannot believe that Michael Jackson would have ever intentionally hurt a child, either physically or emotionally. But I have to accept the possibility that he may have unintentionally hurt children.

Still, this wasn't like the O.J. Simpson case, where the evidence of guilt now seems clear. Or even the evidence in similar cases against Donald Trump. The evidence against Michael Jackson is not clear at all.

Maybe Michael was never quite as big as The Beatles, but their "cancellation" didn't last long. His is still in place, years after his death. And that's wrong. "Innocent until proven guilty."

Fasten Your Seatbelts

The Yankees began the official, if not numerical, 2nd half of the regular season pretty much the way they played much of the 1st. And now, you're thinking, "Oh boy, here we go again."

Yeah. It was like that.

They began a 3-game Interleague series with the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field in Denver. They started Carlos Rodón, now back from injury, and much-hyped. Austin Gomber started for the Rockies. He came in with an ERA of 6.42.

The result was the opposite of what was being set up. The Yankees started off all right, with Gleyber Torres leading off the game with a single and Giancarlo Stanton hitting a home run. But the rest of the way, the Yankees only got a double (also by Stanton), 3 singles and a walk.

And Rodón didn't waste much time in giving up the lead. After getting the 1st out in the bottom of the 2nd, he gave up walk, single, RBI single, flyout, wild pitch, 2-RBI double, followed by another wild pitch that ended up not meaning anything, because he struck the next batter out, too late.

He gave up a home run to start the bottom of the 4th, and the rest of the game was pretty much a formality. Michael King was shaky in the 6th, and gave up a home run in the 7th. Albert Abreu faced only 4 batters, all in the 8th, but one of them hit a home run.

Rockies 7, Yankees 2. WP: Gomber (8-7). No save. LP: Rodón (0-2).

The series continues tonight. Clarke Schmidt starts against Connor Seabold. To paraphrase Bette Davis, Fasten your seatbelts. It could be another bumpy night.

Friday, July 14, 2023

97 Percent of Us Has Been Lost

One of the Lascaux Cave Paintings, France, circa 15,000 BC

Someone once compared the amount of time that a species that could be defined as "human" has existed with how far back our writing about ourselves goes, and concluded that, while 7 percent of all the people who have ever lived are alive today, 97 percent of human history has been lost forever -- and 99 percent of the music we have ever made no longer survives.

That's sad. Maybe the Neanderthals never gave themselves the chance to wipe themselves out with nuclear energy or machines that produced climate change, but they also left no record of how they had fun on a Saturday night. We have the cave paintings, from France to Indonesia, some now known to go back over 45,000 years, but we don't know the names of Proto-Picasso and Long-Ago van Gogh. We know they recited poetry and sang songs, but we don't know who was the Shakespeare of 50,000 BC or the Elvis of the Ice Age. We don't even know if Homer, who supposedly wrote just 3,000 years ago, was real.

Even what we think we know may not be true. We have one piece of evidence that ancient Israel once had a King David. But the evidence against Moses and the Exodus seems bigger than the evidence for them. Homer wrote about the Trojan War, and while there appears to have been a city where Troy would have been, and a war when it would have been there, there's no way to know if the stories of the Iliad and the Odyssey -- minus the actions of the Greek gods -- are true.

Heck, we still don't know what caused Babe Ruth's "bellyache heard 'round the world" in 1925, or what happened to New York Supreme Court Judge Joseph Crater in 1930. And those were less than 100 years ago.

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Days until the next New York Red Bulls game: 1, tomorrow night at 9:30 PM, away to Real Salt Lake.

Days until the next Arsenal match: 5, at 8:30 PM on Wednesday, as the opposition in the MLS All-Star Game, at Audi Field in Washington.

Days until the next Women's World Cup opens: 7, on Friday, July 21, jointly held in the neighboring nations of Australia and New Zealand. The U.S. open against Vietnam at Eden Park in Auckland, New Zealand. Hopefully, the 2023 U.S. women will do better against Vietnam than did the 1968 U.S. men.

Days until Arsenal open the 2023-24 Premier League season: 29, at 10:00 AM, New York time, on Saturday, August 12, home to Nottingham Forest. Under 1 month.

Days until the Yankees' next series against the Boston Red Sox begins: 35, on Friday, August 18, at Yankee Stadium II. Just 5 weeks.

Days until the Red Bulls again play a nearby rival: 37, on Sunday, August 20, at 7:30 PM, home to D.C. United.

Days until the next East Brunswick High School football game: 49, on Friday, September 1, at 7:00 PM, home to Somerset County school Hillsborough. Just 7 weeks. That's on Labor Day Weekend.

Days until the next Rutgers University football game: 50, on Saturday, September 2, at 3:30 PM, home to Northwestern University. This is also on Labor Day Weekend.

Days until the next game of the U.S. National Soccer Team: 57, on Saturday, September 9, at 5:30 PM New York time, an international friendly, home to the former Soviet "republic" of Uzbekistan, at the new CityPark in St. Louis, home to MLS expansion team St. Louis City FC.

Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge game: 70, on Friday, September 22, at 7:00 PM, at home at Jay Doyle Field.

Days until the next North London Derby: 71, on Saturday, September 23, at the Emirates Stadium. A little over 10 weeks.

Days until the New Jersey Devils play again: 90, on Thursday night, October 12, home to the Detroit Red Wings. Just 3 months.

Days until the New Jersey Devils again play a local rival: 98, on Friday night, October 20, away to the New York Islanders.

Days until the next Rutgers-Penn State football game: 127, on Saturday, November 18, 2023, at 12:00 Noon, at Beaver Stadium in State College, Pennsylvania. A little over 4 months.

Days until the next Summer Olympic Games: 378, on Friday, July 26, 2024, in Paris, France. Just over 1 year, or a little over 12 months.

Days until the next Presidential election: 480, on Tuesday, November 5, 2024. Under s year and a half, or under 16 months.

Days until the next elections for Governor of New Jersey and Mayor of New York City: 844, on Tuesday, November 4, 2025. Under 2 1/2 years.

Days until the next Winter Olympics open in Milan, Italy: 938, on Friday, February 6, 2026. A little over 2 1/2 years.

Days until the next World Cup opens: 1,060, on Monday, June 8, 2026. Under 3 years.