Monday, January 22, 2018

Distance to the Super Bowl

Yesterday, the New England Patriots won their 10th AFC Championship, a record. They advanced to Super Bowl LII, at U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis.

Their 10 trips to the game is also a record -- if you only count from Super Bowl I onward. If you count all NFL Championship Games, they still trail the New York Giants with 19, the Green Bay Packers with 12, and the Chicago Bears and the Washington Redskins with 11 each.

They will be going for their 6th Super Bowl win, which would tie the Pittsburgh Steelers for the most. But in terms of overall titles, they would still trail the Packers with 13, the Bears with 9, and the Giants with 8.

The Philadelphia Eagles won their 3rd NFC Championship, defeating the Minnesota Vikings, who have not only lost their last 6 appearances in the NFC Championship Game, but lost a chance to become the 1st team ever to play in the Super Bowl in their home stadium.

Two teams have, at the very least, played in the Super Bowl in their own metropolitan area. The Los Angeles Rams won the 1979 NFC Championship, and had to go 13 miles from the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum in South Central L.A. to the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. Despite the "home field" advantage, they lost Super Bowl XIV to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

The San Francisco 49ers won the 1984 NFC Championship, and had to go 19 miles from Candlestick Park in the southeastern corner of their city to Stanford Stadium in Palo Alto, on the Peninsula. They beat the Miami Dolphins to win Super Bowl XIX.

The Oakland Raiders, in Pasadena in 1977 and San Diego in 2003, are the only other team to have played in the Super Bowl in the same State in which they play their home games, but that's hardly the same thing. That might matter in college sports, not so much in the pros.

The Dolphins have played in 5 Super Bowls, and hosted 10 -- meaning they have been involved in 29 percent of the Super Bowls yet played. But they have never played in one in their own stadium, either at the Orange Bowl or the facility currently named Hard Rock Stadium.

New Orleans has also hosted 10, but the New Orleans Saints have only been to 1 -- in Miami, the city with whom they share the record for most hostings. Miami will host an 11th in 2020, while New Orleans is not yet scheduled to host an 11th.

The Los Angeles area now has the Super Bowl scheduled furthest in the future, Super Bowl LVI, currently set for February 6, 2022, at the new stadium being built at the Hollywood Park site in Inglewood. But Los Angeles-based teams have only made it twice, once each for the Rams and the Raiders. The Chargers reached the 1960 AFL Championship Game before moving to San Diego, but their only Super Bowl was reached while they were in San Diego.

Does the distance traveled to play in the Super Bowl make a difference? Judge for yourself:

TEAM # METRO AREA STADIUM RESULT MILES
Los Angeles Rams 14 Los Angeles Rose Bowl Lost 13
San Francisco 49ers 19 San Francisco Stanford Won 27
Tennessee Titans 34 Atlanta Georgia Dome Lost 246
Pittsburgh Steelers 40 Detroit Ford Field Won 285
Cincinnati Bengals 16 Detroit Silverdome Lost 291
Oakland Raiders 11 Los Angeles Rose Bowl Won 364
Oakland Raiders 37 San Diego Jack Murphy Lost 483
Dallas Cowboys 12 New Orleans Superdome Won 519
Dallas Cowboys 6 New Orleans Tulane Won 520
St. Louis Rams 34 Atlanta Georgia Dome Won 551
Atlanta Falcons 33 Miami Joe Robbie Lost 650
St. Louis Rams 36 New Orleans Superdome Lost 676
New York Giants 46 Indianapolis Lucas Oil Won 710
Dallas Cowboys 28 Atlanta Georgia Dome Won 795
Atlanta Falcons 51 Houston NRG Lost 801
Kansas City Chiefs 4 New Orleans Tulane Won 842
Philadelphia Eagles 39 Jacksonville EverBank Lost 849
New Orleans Saints 44 Miami Joe Robbie Won 849
Miami Dolphins  6 New Orleans Tulane Lost 865
Buffalo Bills 28 Atlanta Georgia Dome Lost 887
Washington Redskins 18 Tampa Tampa Stadium Lost 906
Chicago Bears 20 New Orleans Superdome Won 925
New England Patriots 46 Indianapolis Lucas Oil Lost 935
Buffalo Bills 26 Minneapolis Metrodome Lost 943
Baltimore Ravens 35 Tampa Raymond James Won 945
Denver Broncos 21 Los Angeles Rose Bowl Lost 1009
Pittsburgh Steelers 43 Tampa Raymond James Won 1026
Carolina Panthers 38 Houston NRG Lost 1042
Dallas Cowboys 30 Phoenix Sun Devil Won 1055
Denver Broncos 22 San Diego Jack Murphy Lost 1072
Denver Broncos 32 San Diego Jack Murphy Won 1072
Pittsburgh Steelers 9 New Orleans Tulane Won 1096
Baltimore Colts 3 Miami Orange Bowl Lost 1098
Baltimore Colts 5 Miami Orange Bowl Won 1098
Cincinnati Bengals 23 Miami Joe Robbie Lost 1109
Baltimore Ravens 47 New Orleans Superdome Won 1120
Washington Redskins 26 Minneapolis Metrodome Won 1123
Green Bay Packers 31 New Orleans Superdome Won 1129
Green Bay Packers 45 Dallas AT&T Won 1131
New York Giants 35 Tampa Raymond James Lost 1135
New York Giants 25 Tampa Tampa Stadium Won 1135
New England Patriots 39 Jacksonville EverBank Won 1145
Pittsburgh Steelers 10 Miami Orange Bowl Won 1174
Pittsburgh Steelers 13 Miami Orange Bowl Won 1174
Minnesota Vikings 8 Houston Rice Lost 1176
Denver Broncos 48 New York MetLife Lost 1178
Philadelphia Eagles 52 Minneapolis U.S. Bank TBD 1179
Indianapolis Colts 41 Miami Joe Robbie Won 1180
Indianapolis Colts 44 Miami  Joe Robbie Lost 1181
Miami Dolphins  8 Houston Rice Won 1190
Minnesota Vikings 4 New Orleans Tulane Lost 1213
Minnesota Vikings 9 New Orleans Tulane Lost 1213
Philadelphia Eagles 15 New Orleans Superdome Lost 1217
Buffalo Bills 25 Tampa Tampa Stadium Lost 1229
Pittsburgh Steelers 45 Dallas AT&T Lost 1241
Denver Broncos 50 San Francisco Levi's Won 1278
Denver Broncos 12 New Orleans Superdome Lost 1298
Denver Broncos 24 New Orleans Superdome Lost 1298
New York Jets 3 Miami Orange Bowl Won 1302
Dallas Cowboys 5 Miami Orange Bowl Lost 1327
Dallas Cowboys 10 Miami Orange Bowl Lost 1327
Dallas Cowboys 13 Miami Orange Bowl Lost 1327
Chicago Bears 41 Miami Joe Robbie Lost 1364
New England Patriots 52 Minneapolis U.S. Bank TBD 1395
Denver Broncos 33 Atlanta Georgia Dome Won 1404
Dallas Cowboys 27 Los Angeles Rose Bowl Won 1434
New England Patriots 20 New Orleans Superdome Lost 1515
New England Patriots 31 New Orleans Superdome Lost 1515
New England Patriots 36 New Orleans Superdome Won 1515
Green Bay Packers 2 Miami Orange Bowl Won 1588
Kansas City Chiefs 1 Los Angeles Coliseum Lost 1624
New England Patriots 38 Houston NRG Won 1846
New England Patriots 51 Houston NRG Won 1846
Minnesota Vikings 11 Los Angeles Rose Bowl Lost 1912
Seattle Seahawks 49 Phoenix U. of Phoenix Lost 1935
Pittsburgh Steelers 30 Phoenix Sun Devil Lost 2049
Denver Broncos 33 Miami Joe Robbie Won 2053
Green Bay Packers 1 Los Angeles Coliseum Won 2118
Green Bay Packers 32 San Diego Jack Murphy Lost 2169
Arizona Cardinals 43 Tampa Raymond James Lost 2172
San Francisco 49ers 47 New Orleans Superdome Lost 2239
Oakland Raiders 15 New Orleans Superdome Won 2257
San Francisco 49ers 24 New Orleans Superdome Won 2279
Seattle Seahawks 40 Detroit Ford Field Lost 2350
San Francisco 49ers 16 Detroit Silverdome Won 2410
Pittsburgh Steelers 14 Los Angeles Rose Bowl Won 2421
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 37 San Diego Jack Murphy Won 2447
New York Giants 42 Phoenix U. of Phoenix Won 2454
Buffalo Bills 27 Los Angeles Rose Bowl Lost 2521
Los Angeles Raiders 18 Tampa Tampa Stadium Won 2531
San Diego Chargers 29 Miami Joe Robbie Lost 2637
Washington Redskins 17 Los Angeles Rose Bowl Won 2669
Carolina Panthers 50 San Francisco Levi's Lost 2673
Washington Redskins 7 Los Angeles Coliseum Lost 2681
Washington Redskins 22 San Diego Jack Murphy Won 2689
New England Patriots 42 Phoenix U. of Phoenix Lost 2692
New England Patriots 49 Phoenix U. of Phoenix Won 2692
Miami Dolphins  17 Los Angeles Rose Bowl Lost 2731
Miami Dolphins  7 Los Angeles Coliseum Won 2734
New York Giants 21 Los Angeles Rose Bowl Won 2778
Seattle Seahawks 48 New York MetLife Won 2848
Miami Dolphins  19 San Francisco Stanford Lost 3086
Oakland Raiders 2 Miami Orange Bowl Lost 3096
San Francisco 49ers 23 Miami Joe Robbie Won 3105
San Francisco 49ers 29 Miami Joe Robbie Won 3105
Cleveland Browns Haven't reached an NFL Championship Game since 1964
Detroit Lions Haven't reached an NFL Championship Game since 1957 
Los Angeles Chargers Have never reached an NFL Championship Game in their current city
Houston Texans Have never reached an NFL Championship Game under any name
Jacksonville Jaguars Have never reached an NFL Championship Game under any name
Nearest 1979-80 Rams 13
Nearest to Win 1984-85 49ers 27
Furthest 1988-89 and 1994-95 49ers 3105
Furthest to Lose 1967-68 Raiders 3096
Average Distance 1493
Average to Lose 1455
Average to Win 1538
Eagles to Site 1179
Patriots to Site 1395

Since the average distance of winning teams is 83 miles more than it is for the average distance of losing teams, maybe the distance doesn't make a difference.

At any rate, both the Patriots and the Eagles will be making trips to the site that are shorter than the overall average, the average for a winning team, and the average for a losing team.

Most NFL Championship Games

Remember: The NFL Championship Game was first played on December 18, 1932, 34 years and 4 weeks before Super Bowl I.

Ties broken by most wins, then by most recent. AFL and AAFC Championship Games are counted on this occasion.

1. New York Giants, 19: 1933, 1934, 1935, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1944, 1946, 1956, 1958, 1959, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1986, 1990, 2000, 2007, 2011. The Giants also won the title in 1925.

2. Cleveland Browns, 15: 1946, 1947, 1948, 1949 (all of those in the AAFC), 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1957, 1964, 1965, 1968, 1969.

3. Chicago Bears, 14: 1932, 1933, 1934, 1937, 1940, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1946, 1956, 1963, 1985, 2006. The Bears also won the title in 1921.

4. Green Bay Packers, 11: 1936, 1939, 1944, 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1996, 1997, 2010. The Packers also won the title in 1929, 1930 and 1931.

5. New England Patriots, 11: 1963 (as Boston Patriots), 1985, 1996, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2011, 2014, 2016, 2017.

6. Washington Redskins, 11: 1936 (as Boston), 1937, 1940, 1942, 1943, 1945, 1972, 1982, 1983, 1987, 1991.

7. Dallas Cowboys, 10: 1966, 1967, 1970, 1971, 1975, 1977, 1978, 1992, 1993, 1995.

8. Pittsburgh Steelers, 8: 1974, 1975, 1978, 1979, 1995, 2005, 2008, 2010.

9. Denver Broncos, 8: 1977, 1986, 1987, 1989, 1998, 1999, 2013, 2015.

10. Los Angeles Rams, 8: 1945 (as Cleveland), 1949, 1950, 1951, 1955, 1979 (those last 5 as Los Angeles), 1999 (as St. Louis), 2001 (as St. Louis).

11. San Francisco 49ers, 7: 1949 (in the AAFC), 1981, 1984, 1988, 1989, 1994, 2012.

12. Philadelphia Eagles, 7: 1947, 1948, 1949, 1960, 1980, 2004, 2017. The Frankford Yellow Jackets won the NFL Championship in 1926, but no Championship Game was played, and while there is both a geographical and a business connection, they are officially not the same franchise as the Eagles.

13. Los Angeles Chargers, 7: 1960, 1961, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1994 (all but the 1st as San Diego, all but the last in the AFL).

14. Buffalo Bills, 7: 1964, 1965, 1966 (all in the AFL), 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993.

15. Detroit Lions, 6: 1932 (as Portsmouth Spartans), 1935, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1957.

16. Indianapolis Colts, 7: 1958, 1959, 1964, 1968, 1970 (each of the preceding as Baltimore), 2006, 2009.

17. Oakland Raiders, 6: 1967, 1968, 1969 (each of those in the AFL), 1976, 1980, 1983 (that one in Los Angeles), 2002.

18. Miami Dolphins, 5: 1971, 1972, 1973, 1982, 1984.

19. Tennessee Titans, 4: 1960, 1961, 1967, 1999 (all but the last in AFL as the Houston Oilers).

20. Minnesota Vikings, 4: 1969, 1973, 1974, 1976.

21. Kansas City Chiefs, 3: 1962 (as Dallas Texans), 1966, 1969 (all in the AFL).

22. Seattle Seahawks, 3: 2005, 2013, 2014.

23. Arizona Cardinals, 3: 1947, 1948 (both as Chicago), 2008.

24. Baltimore Ravens, 2: 2000, 2012.

25. Atlanta Falcons, 2: 1998, 2016.

26. Carolina Panthers, 2: 2003, 2015.

27. Cincinnati Bengals, 2: 1981, 1988.

28. New Orleans Saints, 1: 2009.

29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1: 2003.

30. New York Jets, 1: 1968.

31. Houston Texans, none: Debuted in 2002.

32. Jacksonville Jaguars, none: Debuted in 1995.

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By City:

1. New York, 20: 1933, 1934, 1935, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1944, 1946, 1956, 1958, 1959, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1968, 1986, 1990, 2000, 2007, 2011.

2. Chicago, 16: 1932, 1933, 1934, 1937, 1940, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1946, 1947, 1948, 1956, 1963, 1985, 2006. Remember: Ties broken by most wins.

3. Cleveland, 16: 1945, 1946, 1947, 1948, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1957, 1964, 1965, 1968, 1969.

4. San Francisco Bay Area, 13: 1949, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1976, 1980, 1981, 1984, 1988, 1989, 1994, 2002, 2012.

5. Boston, 12: 1936, 1963, 1985, 1996, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2011, 2014, 2016, 2017.

6. Green Bay, 11: 1936, 1939, 1944, 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1996, 1997, 2010.

7. Dallas, 11: 1962, 1966, 1967, 1970, 1971, 1975, 1977, 1978, 1992, 1993, 1995.

8. Washington, 10: 1937, 1940, 1942, 1943, 1945, 1972, 1982, 1983, 1987, 1991.

9. Pittsburgh, 8: 1974, 1975, 1978, 1979, 1995, 2005, 2008, 2010.

10. Denver, 8: 1977, 1986, 1987, 1989, 1998, 1999, 2013, 2015.

11. Baltimore, 7: 1958, 1959, 1964, 1968, 1970, 2000, 2012.

12. Philadelphia, 7: 1947, 1948, 1949, 1960, 1980, 2004, 2017.

13. Los Angeles, 7: 1949, 1950, 1951, 1955, 1960, 1979, 1983.

14. Buffalo, 7: 1964, 1965, 1966, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993.

15. San Diego, 6: 1961, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1994.

16. Detroit, 5: 1935, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1957.

17. Miami, 5: 1971, 1972, 1973, 1982, 1984.

18. Minneapolis, 4: 1969, 1973, 1974, 1976.

19. Kansas City, 2: 1966, 1969.

20. Houston, 3: 1960, 1961, 1967.

21. Seattle, 3: 2005, 2013, 2014.

22. Cincinnati, 3: 1932 (Portsmouth is in Southern Ohio), 1981, 1988.

23. Kansas City, 2: 1966, 1969.

24. Indianapolis, 2: 2006, 2009.

25. St. Louis, 2: 1999, 2001.

26. Atlanta, 2: 1998, 2016.

27. Charlotte, 2: 2003, 2015.

28. New Orleans, 1: 2009.

29. Phoenix, 1: 2008.

30. Tampa Bay, 1: 2003.

31. Nashville, 1: 1999.

32. Jacksonville, none: Debuted in 1995.

33. Houston, none: Debuted in 1960 (with Oilers, left 1996, replaced by Texans 2002).

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Cities' Finals Appearances As Of Super Bowl LII

Note that this only includes cities that currently have a team in MLB, the NFL, the NBA and the NHL. Not the WNBA, or any soccer league. And if I count Canadian cities, then I'm going to have to go way back into pre-NHL Stanley Cup history, and into that of the Grey Cup, both of which are, to put it politely, complicated. For similar reasons, I'm only counting baseball Pennants won from the 1901 founding of the American League onward, and not the 1914-15 Federal League.

I will also do this for the teams that won the titles of the AFL, the ABA and the WHA, even though they had no chance to play the champions of the established league in their sport.

I will also do this even for the teams that no longer exist. Example: Minneapolis has reached the NBA Finals with the Lakers, who moved to Los Angeles in 1960, so that team is still included; however, the New York State cities of Rochester and Syracuse, though each won an NBA Championship, no longer have a team in any of the 4, and thus are not counted.

With NFL teams, I'm using the calendar year in which the season began. For example, for the Eagles and Patriots, both reaching the Super Bowl today, it will be "2017," not "2018." For all other sports, it's the year in which the season ended: For the Warriors and Penguins, it will be "2017."

Ties will be broken by most World Championships won, and then by most recent appearance.

1. New York (including New Jersey & Long Island), 122:

* 1904, '05, '11, '12, '13, '17, '21, '22, '23, '24, '33, '36, '37, '51 and '54 baseball Giants.

* 1916, '20, '41, '47, '49, '52, '53, '55, '56 Brooklyn Dodgers.

* 1921, '22, '23, '26, '27, '28, '32, '36, '37, '38, '39, '41, '42, '43, '47, '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '55, '56, '57, '58, '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '76, '77, '78, '81, '96, '98, '99, 2000, '01, '03 and '09 Yankees.

* 1927, '33, '34, '35, '38, '39, '41, '44, '56, '58, '59, '61, '62, '63, '86, '90, 2000, '07 and '11 football Giants.

* 1928, '29, '32, '33, '37, '40, '50, '72, '79, '94 and 2014 Rangers.

* 1951, '52, '53, '70, '72, '73, '94 and '99 Knicks.

* 1968 Jets.

* 1969, '73, '86, 2000 and '15 Mets.

* 1974, '76, 2002 and '03 Nets -- 1st 2 in ABA, as New York Nets, didn't get to face Celtics; 2nd 2 in NBA, as New Jersey Nets; never yet as Brooklyn Nets.

* 1980, '81, '82, '83 and '84 Islanders.

* 1995, 2000, '01, '03 and '12 New Jersey Devils.

In these various finals, New York has faced Los Angeles teams 11 times, Chicago 9, Boston 7, Philadelphia and Milwaukee-Green Bay 6 each, Baltimore and St. Louis 5, Detroit 4; Cincinnati, Minneapolis and Toronto 3 each; twice each for Atlanta, Cleveland, Denver, Edmonton, Montreal, Pittsburgh, San Antonio, San Francisco-Oakland, Vancouver and Washington; once each for Buffalo, Dallas, Houston, Kansas City, Miami, Phoenix, Rochester, San Antonio, San Diego and Vancouver; and other New York teams 28 times.

2. Boston, 66:

* 1903, '04, '12, '15, '16, '18, '46, '67, '75, '86, 2004, '07 and '13 Red Sox.

* 1914 and '48 Braves.

* 1927, '29, '30, '39, '41, '43, '46, '57, '58, '70, '72, '74, '77, '78, '88, '90, 2011 and '13 Bruins.

* 1936 Redskins, who moved to Washington the next season.

* 1957, '58, '59, '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '68, '69, '74, '76, '81, '84, '85, '86, '87, 2008 and '10 Celtics.

* 1973 New England Whalers, in the WHA, didn't get to face Canadiens, moved to Hartford in 1974 and Carolina in 1997.

* 1985, '96, 2001, '03, '04, '07, '11, '14, '16 and '17 New England Patriots.

3. Chicago, 53:

* 1901, '06, '17, '19, '59 and 2005 White Sox.

* 1906, '07, '08, '10, '18, '29, '32, '35, '38, '45 and 2016 Cubs.

* 1921, '32, '33, '34, '37, '40, '41, '42, '43, '46, '63, '85 and 2006 Bears.

* 1925, '47 and '48 Cardinals, moved to St. Louis in 1960 and Arizona in 1988.

* 1931, '34, '38, '44, '61, '62, '65, '71, '73, '92, 2010, '13 and '15 Blackhawks.

* 1947 Stags, NBA, folded in 1950.

* 1991, '92, '93, '96, '97 and '98 Bulls.

4. Los Angeles (including Anaheim), 47:

* 1949, '50, '51, '55 and '79 Rams.

* 1983 Raiders, moved back to Oakland in 1995.

* 1959, '63, '65, '66, '74, '77, '78, '81, '88 and 2017 Dodgers.

* 2002 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

* 1962, '63, '65, '66, '68, '69, '70, '72, '73, '80, '82, '83, '84, '85, '87, '88, '89, '91, 2000, '01, '02, '04, '08, '09 and '10 Lakers.

* 1993, 2012 and '14 Kings.

* 2003 and 2007 Anaheim Ducks.

* The Clippers are the only L.A. team that has never made a Finals. The Chargers reached the AFL Championship Game in 1960, then moved to San Diego the next year, reaching 3 more AFL title games and 1 Super Bowl, and are now back.

5. Detroit, 45:

* 1907, '08, '09, '34, '35, '40, '45, '68, '84, 2006 and 2012 Tigers.

* 1934, '36, '37, '41, '42, '43, '45, '48, '49, '50, '52, '54, '55, '56, '61, '63, '64, '66, '95, '97, '98, 2002, '08 and '09 Red Wings.

* 1935, '52, '53, '54 and '57 Lions.

* 1988, '89, '90, 2004 and '05 Pistons.

6. Philadelphia, 41:

* 1902, '05, '10, '11, '13, '14, '29, '30 and '31 Athletics.

* 1915, '50, '80, '83, '93, 2008 and '09 Phillies.

* 1926 Frankford Yellow Jackets, early NFL, folded 1931.

* 1947, '48, '49, '60, '80, 2004 and '17 Eagles.

* 1947, '48, '55 and '56 Warriors, moved to San Francisco in 1962.

* 1967, '77, '80, '82, '83 and 2001 76ers.

* 1974, '75, '80, '85, '87, '97 and 2010 Flyers.

7. San Francisco (including Oakland), 30:

* 1962, '89, 2002, '10, '12 and '14 Giants.

* 1967, '76, '80 and 2002 Oakland Raiders, 1983 not counted because it was during their 1982-94 L.A. exile.

* 1969 Oakland Oaks, ABA, didn't get to face the Celtics.

* 1981, '84, '88, '89, '94 and 2012 49ers.

* 1972, '73, '74, '88, '89 and '90 Oakland Athletics. Notice that they have won no Pennants since Billy Beane became general manager.

* 1964, '67, '75, 2015, '16 and '17 Golden State Warriors. Named the San Francisco Warriors until moving across the Bay to Oakland in 1971.

* 2016 San Jose Sharks.

8. St. Louis, 29: 1926, '28, '30, '31, '34, '42, '43, '44, '46, '64, '67, '68, '82, '85, '87, 2004, '06, '11 and '13 Cardinals; 1944 Browns; 1957, '58, '60 and '61 Hawks; 1968, '69 and '70 Blues; 1999 and 2001 Rams.

9. Pittsburgh, 24: 1901, '02, '03, '09, '25, '27, '60, '71 and '79 Pirates; 1968 Pipers (ABA, didn't get to face Celtics); 1974, '75, '78, '79, '95, 2005, '08 and '10 Steelers; 1991, '92, 2008, '09, '16 and '17 Penguins.

10. Cleveland, 23: 1920, '48, '54, '95, '97 and 2016 Indians; 1920 Akron Pros (early NFL); 1922, '23 and '24 Canton Bulldogs (early NFL); 1945 Rams (moved to Los Angeles the next year); 1950, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '57 and '64 Browns; 2007, '15, '16 and '17 Cavaliers. No, I'm not counting the Browns' 4 AAFC titles.

11. Milwaukee (including Green Bay), 21: 1929, '30, '31, '36, '38, '39, '44, '60, '61, '62, '65, '66, '67, '96, '97 and 2010 Green Bay Packers; 1957 and '58 Braves; 1971 and '74 Bucks; 1982 Brewers.

12. Washington, 17: 1924, '25 and '33 Senators; 1937, '40, '42, '43, '45, '82, '83, '87 and '91 Redskins; 1949 Capitols (early NBA); 1974, '78 and '79 Bullets (now Wizards); 1998 Capitals. If you count Washington and Baltimore as a single market (but you shouldn't), that's 31, and they move up to 7th.

13. Dallas, 15: 1962 Texans (AFL Champs didn't get to face the Packers, became the K.C. Chiefs the next year); 1970, '71, '75, '77, '78, '92, '93 and '95 Cowboys; 1999 and 2000 Stars; 2006 and '11 Mavericks; 2010 and '11 Texas Rangers.

14. Baltimore, 14: 1948 and '71 Bullets; 1958, '59, '68 and '70 Colts; 1966, '69, '70, '71, '79 and '83 Orioles; 2000 and '12 Ravens.

15. Minneapolis, 14: 1949, '50, '52, '53 and '54 Lakers; 1965, '87 and '91 Minnesota Twins; 1969, '73, '74 and '76 Minnesota Vikings; 1981 and '91 Minnesota North Stars. The Minnesota Timberwolves and the Minnesota Wild haven't yet made the Finals.

16. Miami, 13: 1971, '72, '73, '82 and '84 Dolphins; 1996 Panthers; 1997 and 2003 Marlins; 2006, '11, '12, '13 and '14 Heat.

17. Cincinnati, 11: 1919, '39, '40, '61, '70, '72, '75, '76 and '90 Reds; 1981 and '88 Bengals.

18. Denver, 11 : 1977, '86, '87, '90, '97, '98, 2013 and '15 Broncos; 1996 and 2001 Colorado Avalanche; 2007 Colorado Rockies. The Denver Nuggets reached the 1976 ABA Finals, but never the NBA Finals.

19. Houston, 10: 1960 and '61 Oilers (AFL, didn't get to face the '60 Eagles or the '61 Packers); 1974 and '75 Aeros (WHA, didn't get to face the Flyers either time); 1981, '86, '94 and '95 Rockets; 2005 and '17 Astros.

20. Seattle, 9: 1917, '19, '20 and '22 Metropolitans (Stanley Cup); 1978 and '79 SuperSonics; 2005, '13 and '14 Seahawks.

21. Buffalo, 8: 1964, '65, '90, '91, '92 and '93 Bills (1st 2 in AFL, didn't get to face '64 Browns or '65  Packers); 1975 and '99 Sabres.

22. Atlanta, 7: 1991, '92, '95, '96 and '99 Braves; 1998 and 2016 Falcons. The Hawks haven't reached an NBA Finals since 1961, when they were still in St. Louis.

23. San Antonio, 6: 1999, 2003, '05, '07, '13 and '14 Spurs.

24. Kansas City, 6: 1966 and '69 Chiefs; 1980, '85, 2014 and '15 Royals.

25. Indianapolis, 6: 1970, '72, '73 and 2000 Pacers (the 1st 3 in the ABA, unable to meet the '70 or '73 Knicks or the '72 Lakers); 2006 and '09 Colts.

26. Phoenix, 4: 1976 and '93 Suns, 2001 Arizona Diamondbacks, 2008 Arizona Cardinals (named the Phoenix Cardinals from 1988 to 1992).

27. Portland, 4: 1916 Rosebuds (Stanley Cup); 1977, '90 and '92 Trail Blazers.

28. San Diego, 4: 1963 and '94 Chargers (AFL Champs, didn't get to face the '63 Bears, and are now back in Los Angeles), 1984 and '98 Padres.

29. Carolina, 4: 2002 and '06 Hurricanes, 2003 and '15 Panthers. I'm counting Raleigh in with Charlotte. The Charlotte Hornets have never made the NBA Finals.

30. Tampa Bay, 3: 2002 Buccaneers, 2004 Lightning, 2008 Rays. If you want to count Orlando in a united "Central Florida," it rises to 5.

31. Salt Lake City, 3: 1971 Utah Stars (ABA, didn't get to face Bucks), 1997 and '98Utah  Jazz.

32. Nashville, 2: 1999 Titans, 2017 Predators. This total does not rise if you count Memphis.

33. Orlando, 2: 1995 and 2009 Magic.

34. New Orleans, 1: 2009 Saints.

35. Oklahoma City, 1: 2012 Thunder.

36. Jacksonville, none. The Jaguars could have made it 1 today, but they lost to the Patriots.

37. Memphis, none. Rank ahead of Sacramento due to fewer combined major league seasons.

38. Sacramento, none.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Another "Year of Death"?

Cyrille Regis, holding the 1987 FA Cup
that he won with Coventry City

Calendar years 2016 and 2017 seemed to be Years of Death, with a lot of beloved public figures dying. A year gets a reputation as a Year of Death mainly by having a few such deaths early on. And 2018 is being set up as such.

Ray Thomas died on January 4. He was the 1st member of the main lineup of The Moody Blues to die. He is best known for playing the flute on their signature song, "Nights In White Satin." He was 76.

Jerry Van Dyke died on January 5. The younger brother of Dick Van Dyke played Rob Petrie's brother Stacey Petrie on The Dick Van Dyke Show. He starred on one of the most mocked sitcoms ever, My Mother the Car (1965-66), then went back to standup comedy, before being cast as goofy but well-intentioned defensive coordinator Luther Van Dam on Coach. He was 86.

John Young also died on January 5. He commanded a Gemini mission, an Apollo command module, an Apollo lunar module (walking on the Moon on Apollo 16), and the 1st Space Shuttle mission (Columbia). He is the only human being to date to have commanded 4 different types of spacecraft, and also the only one to pilot 4. He was the 1st person to fly 6 space missions, running from 1965 to 1983. He was 87.

Fast Eddie Clarke died on January 10. The guitarist was the last surviving original member of the British band Motörhead. He was 67.

As I previously posted, Keith Jackson died on January 12. The greatest broadcaster in college football history, he was 89.

Doug Harvey died on January 13. A National League umpire from 1962 to 1992, he was the only living umpire in the Baseball Hall of Fame. He was so well-regarded in the game that he was called "God." He was 87. He was no relation to the Hockey Hall-of-Famer of the same name, the great Montreal Canadiens defenseman of the 1950s.

Dan Gurney died on January 14. He was an auto racer, and also did commercials for Toyota. He was 86.

Cyrille Regis also died on January 14, and was much younger, 59. The striker was born in French Guiana, but his parents were from Saint Lucia, then a British colony; and he grew up in Harlesden, West London. He became one of the earliest black stars in England's Football League. He played 7 seasons with West Bromwich Albion, outside Birmingham in the West Midlands. He, Lawrie Cunningham and Brendan Batson became known as the Three Degrees, after an all-black (but also all-female) vocal group of the 1970s. Batson is now the last survivor of the Degrees. 

He later helped Coventry City, also of the West Midlands, win the 1987 FA Cup. He also played senior matches for England. In his memory, today, English Premier League clubs held either moments of silence before kickoff, or a minute's applause during the 9th minute of their games, in honor of his usually having worn the Number 9.

Hugh Wilson also died on January 14. He was a writer for The Bob Newhart Show and other Mary Tyler Moore Productions shows (but not The Mary Tyler Moore Show). MTM and CBS liked his work enough to allow him to create the sitcom WKRP in Cincinnati. He also directed Police Academy, Guarding Tess and The First Wives Club. He was 74.

Edwin Hawkins died on January 15. He led The Edwin Hawkins Singers to have a rare gospel song to be a pop hit, "Oh Happy Day," in 1968. They also backed folksinger Melanie on the hit "Lay Down (Candles In the Rain)," based on her experience singing at Woodstock. He was 74.

Jo Jo White died on January 16. A member of the Basketball Hall of Fame, his uniform number was retired by both the University of Kansas (15) and the Boston Celtics (16), whom he helped win the 1974 and 1976 NBA Championships. He was 71.

Stansfield Turner died on January 18. The 4-star Admiral in the U.S. Navy was President of the Naval War College, and then Director of the CIA during Jimmy Carter's term as President, 1977 to 1981. He was 94.

Peter Mayle also died on January 18. The native of Brighton, in the south of England, wrote sex education books for young people in the 1970s and '80s, then moved to the south of France, and liked it so much, he not only stayed, but wrote 15 books about it, most notably A Year In Provence (1989). My mother, a Francophile was a particular fan of his Provence books. I had heard of his sex ed books, but I never realized they were written by the author of the Provence books. If Mom hasn't already found out, I'm not going to tell her! (Unless she reads this post.) At any rate, Mayle was 78.

And Dorothy Malone died yesterday. She won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1956 for her role in Written On the Wind. She is best remembered for playing secret-keeping matriarch Constance MacKenzie on the TV version of Peyton Place (1964-68). She was 93.

Okay, I get it: These people were old -- or, in the case of Regis, perhaps not "old," but certainly were accomplished, and had done what they were going to do. But there have been others:

Juan Carlos García died on January 8. The left back starred for Olimpia in his native Honduras, and played for his country in the 2014 World Cup. He was signed by Wigan Athletic, of Greater Manchester, and then loaned to Tenerife, in the Canary Islands, off the coast of Morocco but controlled by Spain. But he developed leukemia in 2015, and fought until this month. He was 29.

Dolores O'Riordan died on January 15. The former lead singer of the Irish band The Cranberries had battled depression, but things seemed to be looking up, as she was in London to begin recording a new album, and there were no signs that she was suicidal. No cause of death has yet been released, and the London Met have said that they do not consider her death suspicious. (Translation: The city's police don't believe that foul play was involved.) She was 46.

Fredo Santana, who shared his real name of Derrick Coleman with a former basketball star, died yesterday. He and his cousin Keith Cozart, a.k.a. Chief Keef, were both rappers from Chicago. Fredo had suffered organ damage due to drug use, and, although he had gotten clean, it caught up with him anyway.

He was 27 years old -- the newest member of the infamous "27 Club" that includes, chronologically, blues guitarist Robert Johnson, R&B singer Jesse Belvin, Drifters singer Rudy Lewis, Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones, Canned Heat lead singer Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin (the day of Fredo's death would have been her 75th birthday), Doors singer Jim Morrison, Grateful Dead keyboard player Ron "Pigpen" McKernan, Badfinger guitarist Pete Ham, Gits lead singer Mia Zapata, Nirvana leader Kurt Cobain, Hole bass guitarist Kristin Pfaff, Lost Boyz rapper Freaky Tah, Amy Winehouse, and, just a month ago, Kim Jong-hyun, the leader of K-pop (Korean) vocal group Shinee.

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I have now definitively corrected this countdown:

Days until The Arsenal play again: 4, this Wednesday afternoon at 3:00 PM our time, home to West London club Chelsea, in the 2nd leg of the Semifinal of the League Cup. They drew the away leg 0-0, so a simple win will suffice to send them to the Final on Sunday, February 25, probably against Manchester City. If the score is 0-0 at full time, it goes to extra time; if still 0-0, it goes to penalties. A draw of 1-1 or higher, including in extra time, means Chelsea advance on away goals. Today, Arsenal beat South London club Crystal Palace 4-1, showing what they can do when they don't have to think about Alexis Sanche.

Days until the U.S. national soccer team plays again: 8, a week from tomorrow night, at 9:30 PM Eastern Time, a friendly against Bosnia and Herzegovina (that's 1 country), at the StubHub Center in the Los Angeles suburb of Carson, California. After that, no matches are scheduled. They were supposed to play at the World Cup in June. Alas...

Days until the New Jersey Devils next play a local rival: 12, on Thursday night, February 1, against the Philadelphia Flyers, at the Prudential Center. They played the Flyers in Philadelphia today, and lost. They next play the New York Islanders on Saturday, February 24, at home. They won't play the New York Rangers again until the last week of the regular season, on Tuesday, April 3, at the Prudential Center.

Days until the next Winter Olympics begins in Pyeongchang, Korea: 20, on Friday, February 9. Under 3 weeks.

Days until the next North London Derby: 21, on Saturday, February 10, at 7:30 AM our time, at Wembley Stadium in West London, where Spurs are playing their "home games" until the new stadium they're building on the site of White Hart Lane opens the following August. The game could be moved due to the British TV networks' demands. But it is 3 weeks away.

Days until the New York Red Bulls play again: 49. They open at home against the Portland Timbers on March 10. Just 7 weeks.

Days until Opening Day of the 2018 Major League Baseball season: 68on Thursday night, March 29, as the Yankees open away to the Toronto Blue Jays. Under 10 weeks.

Days until the Yankees' 2018 home opener: 72, on Monday afternoon, April 2, against the Tampa Bay Rays.

Days until the next Yankees-Red Sox series begins: 80, on Tuesday, April 10, at Fenway Park.

Days until the Red Bulls next play a "derby": 105, on Saturday afternoon, May 5, home to New York City FC. Their 1st game against the Philadelphia Union will be on Saturday night, May 26, at Red Bull Arena in Harrison. Their 1st game against the New England Revolution will be on Saturday night, June 2, at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro. Their 1st game against D.C. United, and their 1st game ever at the new Audi Field, will be on Wednesday night, July 25.

Days until the next World Cup kicks off in Russia: 145, on June 14. Under 5 months. But the U.S. team won't be playing. At least now, Donald Trump doesn't have to choose, and can root for his favorite country, the host nation, Russia.

Days until September 2018 roster call-ups, when we can finally start to expect seeing most of these wonderful "prospects" that Yankee general manager Brian Cashman wanted: 225. A little over 7 months.

Days until Rutgers University plays football again: 225, on Saturday, September 1, home to Texas State University. 

Days until East Brunswick High School plays football again: Unknown. The 2018 schedule hasn't been released yet. But the season opener is usually on the 1st Friday in September. that would be September 7, which is 231 days from now.

Days until the next Congressional election, when we can elect a Democratic Congress that can impeach and remove Donald Trump from the Presidency: 291on November 6. Under 10 months.

Days until the next Rutgers-Penn State game: 302, on Saturday, November 17, at High Point Solutions Stadium in Piscataway, New Jersey.

Days until the next East Brunswick-Old Bridge Thanksgiving high school football game (after tomorrow's): 307, on Thursday, November 22. A little over 10 months.

Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Mariano Rivera: 369, on January 23, 2019. Just over a year, or a little over 12 months.

Days until the next Women's World Cup kicks off: 504, on June 7, 2019, in France. A little under a year and a half, or under 17 months. The U.S. team, as 3-time and defending Champions, has, as usual, a better chance than the men's team would have had in 2018 anyway.

Days until the Baseball Hall of Fame vote is announced, electing Derek Jeter: 734on January 22, 2020. A little over 2 years, or a little over 24 months.

Days until the next Summer Olympics begins in Tokyo, Japan: 919on July 24, 2020. A little over 2 1/2 years, or a little over 30 months.

Days until the next Presidential election, when we can dump the Trump-Pence regime and elect a real Administration: 1,021on November 3, 2020. Under 3 years, or a little over 33 months.

Days until Liberation Day: 1,099at noon on January 20, 2021. Exactly 3 years, or 36 months. Note that this is liberation from the Republican Party, not just from Donald Trump. Having Mike Pence as President wouldn't be better, just differently bad, mixing theocracy with plutocracy, rather than mixing kleptocracy with plutocracy.

Days until the next World Cup for which the American team will be eligible is scheduled to kick off: 1,771, on November 21, 2022, in Qatar. Under 5 years, or about 58 months. The charges of corruption against Qatar may yet mean that they will lose the tournament, in which case it will be moved to a nation where it would not be too hot to play it in June and July.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

How to Be a Devils Fan In Boston -- 2017-18 Edition

Next Tuesday night, the Devils will play the Boston Bruins at the TD Garden. The Bruins were the 1st U.S.-based team in the National Hockey League, established in 1924. They've won 6 Stanley Cups -- but only 3 in the last 77 years, compared to the Devils' 3 in the last 23 years. (Well, if you want to be strict, 3 in the last 36 years.)

These teams do have some history with each other, having faced each other in the Playoffs 4 times. In a series marked by controversy, including Bruin fans looking at the red and green uniforms we then wore and calling us "Team Texaco" and "Team Pizza Hut," and the horrible officiating by Don Koharski that led to Devils coach Jim Schoenfeld yelling at him, "You fat pig! Have another donut!" and getting suspended 1 game for it, the Bruins won the 1988 Prince of Wales Conference Finals in 7 games. (Ironically, Schoenfeld, once a fine defenseman for the Buffalo Sabres, had played for the Bruins just 4 years earlier.) The Devils defeated the Bruins in the Playoffs in 1994, 1995 (including winning the last competitive sporting event at the old Boston Garden) and 2003.

Some of you are Yankee Fans who hate the Red Sox. Some of you are Jet fans who hate the Patriots. Some of you are Red Bulls fans who hate the Revolution. Some of you are Devils, Rangers or Islanders fans who hate the Bruins.

The Bruins are a New England team, and, for a New York Tri-State Area fan, that means that they
must go down.

But, as they're a Boston team, you need to be on your guard.

Before You Go. Boston weather is a little different from ours, being a little bit further north. Mark Twain, who lived the last few years of his life in nearby Hartford, said, "If you don't like the weather in New England, wait a minute."

You should check the websites of the Boston Globe and the Boston Herald before you leave. Usually, the temperatures will be a little lower than what we're used to in New York and New Jersey at the same time. At least, being indoors, wind will not be the issue that it sometimes is inside Fenway Park. For the moment, they're predicting high 30s for Tuesday afternoon and mid-20s at night. They are predicting no rain or snow.

Do not want to wear is the kind of T-shirt you see sold at the souvenir stands on River Avenue across from Yankee Stadium, with messages like "BAHSTON SAWKS CACK" or "There never was a curse, the Sox just sucked for 86 years!" If you have one (or more) of these, leave them at home. The Chowdaheads are already antagonized by our mere presence in their city, and there's no reason to make it that much worse. Bald Vinny will thank you for your patronage, but he's smart enough to remind you that there is a time and a place where his product is inappropriate.

Boston is in the Eastern Time Zone, so adjusting your watch and your smartphone clock is not necessary. And, of course, despite the silliness of the concept of "Red Sox Nation," you do not need a passport to cross the New Haven City Line, or to change your money.

Tickets. In the 1960s, when the Bruins stunk and the Celtics were winning title after title, it was the Bruins who hit the Boston Garden's official capacity of 13,909 every game (with standing room not reported due to fire laws, but some people have suggested there was really more than 20,000 inside), while the Celtics found it only half-full. (Gee, could it have been because the Bruins were all-white and the Celtics half-black?) Throughout my youth, with both teams in the Playoffs just about every season, the Bruins always hit the listed capacity of 14,448 and the Celtics 14,890.

Opened in 1995, the building now named the TD Garden (TD is a bank, Toronto-Dominion) seats 17,565 for hockey, slightly less than the Prudential Center, and 18,624 for basketball. The Bruins averaged 17,565 fans per home game last season, a sellout. They are averaging the same again this season. Tickets will be hard to get.

As with Fenway Park, tickets at TD Garden cost a bundle -- law of supply & demand. In the lower level, the Loge, seats are $300 between the goals and $175 behind them. In the upper level, the Balcony, they're $129 between the goals and $99 behind them.

The Bruins have a Family Section, Section 326. There, you can avoid nearby drinking and profanity. That doesn't mean, however, that you won't hear profane drunks in other sections.

Getting There. Getting to Boston is fairly easy. However, I do not recommend driving, especially if you have Yankee paraphernalia on your car (bumper sticker, license-plate holder, decals, etc.). Chances are, it won't get vandalized... but you never know.

If you must drive, it's 214 miles by road from Times Square to Boston's Downtown Crossing, and less than another mile to the TD Garden.

If you're coming from Manhattan or The Bronx, get up to the Cross Bronx Expressway. If you're coming from New Jersey, get to the George Washington Bridge to the Cross Bronx. Then, after turning north and moving outside The City, the New England Thruway (or the New England Extension of the New York State Thruway). If you're coming from Brooklyn, Queens or Long Island, get to the Grand Central Parkway and take the Bronx-Whitestone or Throgs Neck Bridge, and follow the signs for Interstate 95 North. 

Continue on I-95 North into Connecticut to Exit 48 in New Haven, and take Interstate 91 North toward Hartford. When you reach Hartford, take Exit 29 to Interstate 84, which you will take into Massachusetts, all the way to its end, where it merges with Interstate 90, the Massachusetts Turnpike. (And the locals call it "the Mass Pike" – never "the Turnpike" like we do in New Jersey.)

Theoretically, you could take I-95 all the way, but that will take you though downtown Providence, Rhode Island, up to the Boston suburbs. I like Providence as a city, but that route is longer by both miles and time than the route described above.

Fenway Park, or at least its light towers, will be visible from the Mass Pike. The last exit on the Pike is Exit 24B. Follow the signs for " Concord NH"/"Interstate 93 N." I-93 becomes the Tip O'Neill Tunnel, then get off at Exit 23 (this is for I-93, not I-95), keep right at the fork, and follow the signs for the North End and North Station, which is under the arena, just as New York's Penn Station is under Madison Square Garden. (In fact, the old Boston Garden/North Station complex may have been the inspiration for the "new" MSG/Penn Station.) 

If all goes well, and you make one rest stop (preferably around Hartford, roughly the halfway point), and you don't get seriously delayed by traffic within the city limits of either New York or Boston (either of which is very possible), you should be able to make the trip in under 5 hours.

But, please, do yourself a favor and get a hotel outside the city. It's not just that hotels in Boston proper are expensive, unless you want to try one of the thousands of bed-and-breakfasts with their communal bathrooms. It's also that Boston drivers are said to come in 2 classes, depending on how big their car is: Homicidal and suicidal. If you're just going for the one game, then find a park-and-ride for the subway. For example, Exit 14 will take you to Riverside Station in Newton, the terminal for the Green Line D Train. From there, it's a 40-minute ride to the Garden.

Boston, like Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington, is too close to fly from New York, and once you factor in fooling around with everything you gotta do at each airport, it doesn't really save you much time compared to driving, the bus or the train. It certainly won't save you any money.

The train is a very good option. Boston's South Station is at 700 Atlantic Avenue, corner of Summer Street, at Dewey Square. (Named for Admiral George Dewey, naval hero of the Spanish-American War, not New York Governor and 1944 & '48 Presidential candidate Thomas E. Dewey, and not for former Red Sox right fielder Dwight "Dewey" Evans, either.)


It'll be $148 round-trip between New York's Penn Station and South Station, and the trip should take less than 5 hours. The last Amtrak train of the night leaves South Station at 9:30, arriving at Penn Station at 2:15 AM, so unless you leave early, you won't make it. Then again, if you can afford the train instead of the bus, chances are, you can afford a hotel room also.
South Station also has a bus terminal attached, and it may be the best bus station in the country – even better than New York's Port Authority. If you take Greyhound, you'll leave from Port Authority's Gate 84, and it will take about 4½ hours, most likely making one stop, at Hartford's Union Station complex, or in the Boston suburbs of Framingham, Worcester or Newton. New York to Boston and back is tremendously cheaper on the bus than on the train, usually $84 round-trip (but it can drop to 1/4 of that, $21, with advanced purchase), and is probably Greyhound's best run. On the way back, you'll board at South Station's Gate 3.

Once In the City. Named for the town of the same name (a shortened version of "St. Botolph's Stone") in Lincolnshire, in England's East Midlands, Boston is home to about 670,000 people, with a metropolitan area (including the areas of Hartford, Providence, and Manchester, New Hampshire) of a little over 8 million people, making it the largest metro area in the country with only 1 MLB team (Dallas is 2nd; trailing the 2-team areas of New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and the San Francisco Bay Area).
The State House, on Beacon Hill

Boston is easily the largest city not just in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, but in all of New England. The next-largest are Worcester, Massachusetts and Providence, Rhode Island, each with around 180,000. The largest in Connecticut is Bridgeport with 145,000; New Hampshire's largest is Manchester with 110,000; Maine's is Portland with 66,000, and Vermont's is Burlington with a mere 42,000. Of New England's 100 largest cities and towns, 53 are in Massachusetts, 30 in Connecticut, 9 in Rhode Island, 4 in New Hampshire, 3 in Maine and 1, Burlington, in Vermont; only 2 of the top 17 are outside Massachusetts and Connecticut.

Counting New England as a whole -- except for the southwestern part of Connecticut, which tilts toward New York -- there are about 13.5 million people in "Red Sox Nation." This isn't even close to the top, when "markets" are viewed this liberally -- the Yankees have close to 20 million in theirs, and the Atlanta Braves lead with over 36 million -- but it does rank 7th out of 30 MLB markets, and aside from the Yankees none of the pre-expansion teams has as big a market.

Boston is also one of the oldest cities in America, founded in 1630, and the earliest to have been truly developed. (New York is actually older, 1626, but until City Hall was built and the grid laid out in 1811, it was pretty much limited to the 20 or so blocks from the Battery to Chambers Street.) It's got the history: The colonial era, the Revolutionary period its citizens did so much to make possible, the abolitionist movement prior to the Civil War, Massachusetts' role in that conflict, the Industrial Revolution. Aside from New York, it was the only city on the Eastern Seaboard to have grasped the concept of the skyscraper until the 1980s.

It also has America's 1st college, Harvard University, across the Charles River in Cambridge; and a few other institutions of higher learning of some renown in or near the city: Boston College, Boston University, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), Northeastern University, Tufts University, College of the Holy Cross, and so on. The particular instance of Harvard, funded by Boston's founding families, resulted in Boston and the surrounding area having a lot of "old money." And then there's all those Massachusetts-based writers.

All of this gives Boston an importance, and a self-importance, well beyond its interior population. One of those aforementioned writers, Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. (grandfather of the great Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.), named the city "the Hub of the Solar System"; somehow, this became "the Hub of the Universe" or just "The Hub."

Early 19th Century journalist William Tudor called Boston "the Athens of America" -- but, as a Harvard man, he would have studied ancient Greece and realized that, while contributing greatly to the political and literary arts, Athens could be pretty dictatorial, warmongering, and slavery-tolerating at times. Later sportswriters have called the Sox-Yanks (in that order) rivalry "Athens and Sparta." (Remember: If not for Sparta, all of Greece would have fallen to the Persian Empire.)

Well, to hell with that: We are Yankee Fans. New York is the greatest city in the world, and we don't even have to capitalize that.

ZIP Codes in Massachusetts start with 01 in the West, and 020 to 027 in the East. Famously, the PBS kids' show Zoom, taped at WGBH-Channel 2, told its viewers who had ideas for the show, "Write Zoom! Box 350, Boston, Mass 0-2-1-3-4! Send it to Zoom!"

The State's Area Codes are 617 and 857 for Boston proper and the immediate Western suburbs, 339 and 781 for Boston and the South Shore, 351 and 978 for the Northeast, 413 for the West, and 508 and 774 for the Worcester area and Cape Cod. 

The sales tax in Massachusetts is 6.25 percent, less than New Jersey's 7 percent and New York City's 8.875 percent. However, aside from that, pretty much everything in Boston and neighboring cities like Cambridge, Brookline and Quincy costs about as much as it does in New York City, and more than in the NYC suburbs. In other words, a bundle. So don't get sticker-shock.

When you get to South Station, if you haven't already read The Boston Globe on your laptop or smartphone, pick it up. It's a great paper, with one of the country's best sports sections. There's probably no paper that covers its local baseball team better, although the columns of Dan Shaughnessy (who did not coin but certainly popularized the phrase "The Curse of the Bambino" and wrote a book with the title) and Tony Massarotti (who started at the rival Herald and whose style is more in line with theirs) can be a bit acerbic.

You will also be able to pick up the New York papers at South Station, if you want any of them. If you must, you can also buy the Boston Herald, but it's a tabloid, previously owned by William Randolph Hearst and Rupert Murdoch. Although neither man's company still owns it, it carries all the hallmarks of the papers that they have owned (Murdoch still owns the New York Post, the Hearst Corporation owned the New York Journal and its successor, the New York Journal-American, which went out of business in 1966). In other words, the Herald is a right-wing pack of sensationalism, frequently sloppy journalism, and sometimes outright lies, but at least it does sports well (sometimes).

Once you have your newspapers, take the escalator down to the subway. Boston had the nation's 1st subway service, in 1897, along Boston Common on what's now named the Green Line. Formerly known as the Metropolitan Transit Authority, leading to the folk song "MTA," in 1965 it became the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA), or "the T," symbolized by the big T signs where many cities, including New York, would have M's instead.

(Here's a link to the most familiar version of the song, done by the Kingston Trio in 1959. Keep in mind that Scollay Square station is now named Government Center, and that the reason Mrs. Charlie doesn't give him the extra nickel along with the sandwich isn't that she keeps forgetting, but that they're acting on principle, protesting the 5-cent exit fare -- my, how times have changed.)

Boston was one of the last cities to turn from subway tokens to farecards, in 2006, a decade after New York's switch was in progress. They cheekily call the cards CharlieCards, after the song character. A ride costs $2.75 with cash, the same as New York's subway, and if you're there for the entire series, it may be cheaper to get a 7-day pass for $21.25. The MBTA 1-day pass is $12, so the 7-day pass is a better option.

There are 4 lines: Red, Green, Orange and Blue. Don't worry about the Silver Line: That's basically an underground bus service designed to get people to Logan International Airport. (General Edward L. Logan was a South Bostonian who became a hero of World War I and then the commander of the Massachusetts National Guard. Boston kept the name on their airport in spite of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, leaving New York to name an airport after that great Bostonian.) Chances are, you won't be using the Blue Line at all on your trip, and the Orange Line might not be used, either.

It's important to remember that Boston doesn't have an "Uptown" and "Downtown" like Manhattan, or a "North Side," "East Side," "South Side" or "West Side" like many other cities. It does have a North End and a South End (which should not be confused with the separate neighborhood of South Boston); and it has an East Boston, although the West End was mostly torn down in the late 1950s to make way for the sprawling complex of the new Massachusetts General Hospital.

Note also that Boston doesn't have a "centerpoint," where all the street addresses start at 1 and move out in 100-segments for each block. It doesn't even remotely have a north-south, east-west street grid like New York, Philadelphia, Washington, Chicago, and so on.

So for subway directions, remember this: Any train heading toward Downtown Crossing (where the Red and Orange Lines intersect), Park Street (Red and Green Lines), State Street (Blue and Orange Lines) or Government Center (Blue and Green Lines), is "Inbound." Any train going away from those 4 downtown stations is "Outbound." This led to a joke that certain Red Sox pitchers who give up a lot of home runs have "been taken downtown more than the Inbound Red Line."
Red Line train, crossing the Charles River
via the Longfellow Bridge

South Station is on the Red Line. If you're coming by Amtrak or Greyhound, and are up only for one game and are going directly to Fenway, take the Red Line to Park Street – known locally as "Change at Park Street Under" (or "Change at Pahk Street Undah" in the local dialect) – and then take the Green Line to North Station. Unlike with Fenway, in this case, it doesn't matter, inbound or outbound, if it's the B (terminating at Boston College and having that on its marquee), C (Cleveland Circle), D (Riverside) or E (Huntington Avenue) train.
Green Line D Train at Pahk Street Undah

Going In. The building was originally named the Shawmut Center, named for a bank, which in turn was named for the original Native American name for the land on which Boston now sits. Before it could open, Fleet Bank bought out Shawmut, and the building opened in 1995 as the FleetCenter (1 word). In 2005, TD bought out Fleet, and it became the TD Banknorth Garden, before becoming simply the TD Garden in 2009. It is 1 of 11 arenas that is currently home to both an NBA team and an NHL team.

The T station for the Garden is "North Station" -- the Boston Garden name is no longer part of it. With the old Garden, the Orange Line was underground while the Green Line was elevated. In a 1986 Sports Illustrated article, Boston native Leigh Montville said the spot underneath the Green Line in front of the Garden was the wettest spot on Earth. Now, both lines are underground.

I can't confirm that Montville was right.
can confirm that the situation was bad enough.

The address of the old Boston Garden was 150 Causeway Street. The address of the new TD Garden is 100 Legends Way. It's roughly the same spot, but the old Garden was on Causeway, while the new Garden was built behind it, and the old one was demolished for a parking lot for the new one. Parking is $9.00, relatively cheap compared to other NBA and NHL arenas, and cheap considering it's Boston. But driving to and in Boston is ridiculous, and parking is at least as bad.
The entrances to North Station are on the east and west sides, and escalators will take you from the Station to the Garden.
The rink is laid out east-to-west. The Bruins attack twice toward the west end. If you visited the old Garden but not yet the new one, you'll be happy to know the new one has no obstructing support poles, the upper deck doesn't have an overhang that blocks the view of people sitting in the last few rows of the lower level, and the only rats are the men wearing Bruinc uniforms -- and a few of the people cheering them on. No actual rodents are running around the place.
Notice that, no matter how many banners the ceiling has,
the seats are still Bruin yellow, not Celtic green.

In addition to the Bruins, li
ke its predecessor did from the 1952-53 season to 1994-95, it hosts the annual Beanpot, a hockey tournament between BU (30-time winners and current holders), BC (19-time winners, last in 2014), Harvard (10-time winners, last in 1993) and Northeastern (4-time winners, last in 1988). As far as I know, Detroit is the only other U.S. city that hosts a college hockey tournament like this.

The Garden, then still known as the FleetCenter, hosted the Democratic National Convention in 2004, nominating home-State Senator John Kerry. Its predecessor never hosted a major-party convention, but it held many political rallies, liberal and conservative, most notably the Election Eve rally of Boston's native son, John F. Kennedy, in 1960.

The old Garden was home to the Bruins from 1928 to 1995, the Celtics from 1946 to 1995, and the New England Whalers in the 1973-74 season.

The Beatles played the old Garden on September 12, 1964. Elvis Presley played it on November 10, 1971. It also hosted James Brown on April 5, 1968, Brown insisting to Mayor Kevin White that the show must go on after the assassination of Martin Luther King, so as to keep the peace. White agreed, decided to call Boston's PBS station, WGBH-Channel 2, and have them televise it live, and he announced that anyone who didn't have a ticket should watch it at home, instead of going to the Garden and risking additional strife. It worked, and it's known as "The Night James Brown Saved Boston."

The old Garden hosted the NCAA's hockey version of the Final Four, now known as the Frozen Four, in 1972, 1973 and 1974. The new one has done so in 2004 and 2015.

Food. Dunkin Donuts started in the Boston suburbs, and has stands inside the TD Garden. What else do you need to know?

Okay, okay. The Frank House (not named for Bruins legend Frankie "Mr. Zero" Brimsek) serves customized hot dogs (behind Sections 3, 10, 14, 21, 302, 308, 310, 315, 317, 324 and 327). The Links Grill offers "Old World Italian Sausage with peppers and onions and a Jumbo All Beef Dog with your favorite toppings" (17, 310, 322, 330). They have a Back Bay Carvery with roast beef and turkey sandwiches (8 and 323). They have Sal's Pizza (6, 307 and 325), a Kosher Café (4), and West End Brew, with "Crispy Chicken Tenders, a bucket of Spicy Cheese Fries, and a soon-to-be Garden favorite – Lobster Rangoon" (8 and 19). For dessert, Sweet Spot is behind 309.

Team History Displays. While the Bruins hang 6 Stanley Cup banners, they also hang banners marking every 10 of their 25 Division Championships, every 10 of their 17 Prince of Wales Trophies, one for their 4 Conference Championships (post-1982 realignment) and one for their 2 President's Trophies, plus 10 banners, for each of their retired numbers. The Stanley Cup banners display the logo that they wore on their jersey at the time.
The Bruins have 10 retired numbers. Unlike most teams, the banners have the full names of the honorees, so that Dit Clapper is listed as "Aubrey V. Clapper," and Bobby Orr as "Robert G. Orr."
Cam Neely and his family raise his banner.

They honor 2 for defenseman Eddie Shore, 3 for defenseman Lionel Hitchman, 4 for defenseman Bobby Orr, 5 for defenseman Dit Clapper, 7 for center Phil Esposito, 8 for right wing Cam Neely, 9 for left wing Johnny Bucyk, 15 for center Milt Schmidt (at 98, now the oldest living NHL player and the oldest living Hall-of-Famer in any sport), 24 for right wing Terry O'Reilly, and 77 for defenseman Ray Bourque. So, 1 and 6 are the only single digits left.

There are 58 men with some sort of connection to the Bruins in the Hockey Hall of Fame, but some of these connections are stronger than others. The number drops to 34 when you count Hall-of-Famers who were with the Bruins for at least 5 seasons or for 1 of their Cups:

* From the 1929 Stanley Cup: Team owner Charles Adams (from the Presidential Adams family), head coach and general manager Art Ross, goaltender Clarence "Tiny" Thompson, (Number 1 could be retired for him, but isn't), defensemen Shore and Clapper, left wing Cy Denneny, and centers Ralph "Cooney" Weland, Harry Oliver and Duncan "Mickey" MacKay.

* From the 1930 Stanley Cup Finals, but not there the previous season: Center Marty Barry.

* From the 1939 Stanley Cup: Owner Weston Adams (Charles' son), Ross, Thompson, Shore, Clapper, Weiland, goaltender Frank Brimsek (1 could also be retired for him), left wings Roy Conacher and Woody Dumart, centers Bill Cowley (Number 10 could be retired for him, but isn't) and Milt Schmidt, and right wing Bobby Bauer. Dumart, Schmidt and Bauer, all Canadians of German descent, were known as the Kraut Line. Once the U.S. got into World War II, they were renamed the Kitchener Line for their Ontario hometown -- itself renamed, as it had been Berlin before World War I, and it became the hometown of our own Scott Stevens. All 3 enlisted in the Royal Canadian Air Force, and returned as the Kitchener Line when the war ended.

* From the 1941 Stanley Cup: Weston Adams, Ross, Clapper, Weiland, Brimsek, Conacher, Dumart, Cowley, Schmidt and Bauer -- but not Thompson, Shore or Weiland.

* From the 1953 Stanley Cup Finalists: Weston Adams, team president Walter Brown (also honored by the Celtics), and defensemen Bill Quackenbush, Fernie Flaman and Leo Boivin. Flaman and Boivin also played on the Bruins' Stanley Cup Finalists of 1957 and 1958, while Brown was by then the owner.

* From the 1970 Stanley Cup won by "the Big Bad Bruins": Head coach and general manager Harry Sinden, goaltender Gerry Cheevers (Number 30 could be retired for him, but isn't), defenseman Bobby Orr, left wing Johnny "Chief" Bucyk, center Phil Esposito and broadcaster Bob Wilson.

* From the 1972 Stanley Cup: GM Sinden, head coach Tom Johnson (played for the Bruins, but elected because of his playing for the Montreal Canadiens), Cheevers, Orr, Bucyk, Thompson, and broadcasters Wilson (who remained through 1994) and Fred Cusick (who remained until 1997).

* From the 1977 and 1978 Stanley Cup Finals, but not the 1970 and 1972 Cups: Defenseman Brad Park and center Jean Ratelle, both acquired from the Rangers in "The Trade" for Esposito. Right wings Terry O'Reilly and Rick Middleton also played for this team, nicknamed the Lunch Pail Athletic Club, and perhaps they should be in the Hall of Fame, but they're not.

* From the 1988 and 1990 Stanley Cup Finals: Defenseman Ray Bourque and right wing Cam Neely.

* From the 1990s: Bourque, Neely and center Adam Oates.

* From the 2011 Stanley Cup win and the 2013 Finalists: Owner Jeremy Jacobs, and right wing Mark Recchi (3 years a Bruin, but 1 was the '11 Cup). It's not clear who else will get their numbers retired or be elected to the Hall, but possibilities include defenseman Zdeno Chara (33), center Patrice Bergeron (37), goaltender Tukka Rask (40) and left wing Brad Marchand (63), all still there.

Denneny, Shore, Clapper, Cowley, Schmidt, Bucyk, Orr, Esposito, Park and Bourque were named to The Hockey News' 100 Greatest Players in 1998. In Shore, Schmidt, Bucyk, Orr, Esposito, Bourque and Oates were named to the NHL's 100th Anniversary 100 Greatest Players.

Charles and Weston Adams, Ross, Brown, Shore, Weiland, Schmidt, Sinden, Cusick, Bucyk, Esposito, Orr, Bourque, Neely, and current owner Jeremy Jacobs have received the Lester Patrick Trophy for contributions to hockey in America. So has Willie O'Ree, the 1st black player in NHL history, who played for the Bruins from 1958 to 1961.

The Garden is also home to The Sports Museum of New England, encompassing all sports in the 6-State area; and a statue commemorating the overtime goal that Orr scored to win the 1970 Cup. There are statues of Celtics legends Red Auerbach and Bill Russell, but they're elsewhere.
Orr at the statue's dedication in 2010, on the 40th Anniversary of the goal.

On December 12, 1933, an awful incident happened at the old Garden. King Clancy of the Toronto Maple Leafs checked Shore into the boards. Dazed, but otherwise unhurt, Shore went after the closest Leaf player, thinking that was who hit him. It wasn't: It was Irvine "Ace" Bailey, and Shore's check nearly killed him. Shore was then hit on the head by the stick of the Leafs' Red Horner.

Two months later, on February 12, 1934, a benefit game was held at Maple Leaf Gardens for Bailey, who resumed a normal life, but never played again. Shore was named to an NHL All-Star Team that played the Leafs. When Shore saw Bailey, on the Leafs' bench but in a suit, he skated over, and offered his hand and asked for forgiveness. Bailey accepted, and the Gardens roared its approval. (The Leafs won, 7-3.) Nels Stewart, then with the Bruins but better known as a Montreal Maroon, was also selected for the game.

Shore, Clapper and Thompson were selected for a team that played a combined Canadiens-Maroons team in the Howie Morenz Memorial Game at the Montreal Forum in 1937. Shore, Clapper, Brimsek and Bauer were selected for a team that played the Canadiens in the Babe Siebert Memorial Game in Montreal in 1939. Brimsek, and the entire Kraut Line of Dumart, Schmidt and Bauer were selected for the 1st official NHL All-Star Game in 1947, a team of NHL All-Stars that opposed the defending Champion Leafs.

Esposito, Cashman and Awrey were chosen for the Team Canada that opposed the Soviet Union in the 1972 "Summit Series." Cheevers couldn't play because it was only open to NHL players, and he'd jumped to the WHA. And Orr couldn't play due to injury. If he'd been available, the series wouldn't have been decided in the last 34 seconds of the last game. And Jim Craig, Dave Silk and Dave Christian went from the 1980 U.S. Olympic team to the Bruins.

Orr was named to Canada's Walk of Fame for his overall contributions to the sort. Esposito, Cashman and Awrey were named to it for playing in the Summit Series. Walter Brown, Harry Sinden and Jim Craig have been elected to the International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF) Hall of Fame.

Stuff. The Bruins Pro Shop reminds you that, even though the Celtics are by far the more successful franchise, the Bruins have always been the owners of the Garden (old and new). Anything black and gold takes precedence inside over anything green and white. Nevertheless, both Bruin and Celtic items are available.
Books about the Red Sox are plentiful; the other Boston-area teams, less so. But the Bruins, as one might guess from their storied (in more ways than one) history, have their contributions to good sports literature.

In 2016, Eric Zweig and Ron MacLean published Art Ross: The Hockey Legend Who Built the Bruins. Ross was a legendary defenseman for the Montreal Wanderers, winning 4 Stanley Cups in 5 years from 1906 to 1910, and was a character inductee into the Hall of Fame as a player. But what he did with the Bruins as coach and GM was so influential that both the trophy for NHL leading scorer and, formerly, a Division in the NHL were named for him.

Stewart F. Richardson and Richard J. LeBlanc also covered the Bruins' early days in their biography Dit: Dit Clapper and the Rise of the Boston Bruins. Bobby Orr recently published a memoir, Orr: My Story. What it lacks in originality of title, it makes up for and then some in honesty, admiration for his family and his teammates, and reverence for the game that took him from a kid in a small town in Northern Ontario to a legend in 2 countries.

Clark Booth, the lead sportscaster for the local ABC affiliate, WCVB-Channel 5, and Steve Babineau wrote The Boston Bruins: Celebrating 75 Years in 1998. The most recent Cup win is chronicled in Full 60 to History: The Inside Story of the 2011 Stanley Cup Champion Boston Bruins, by John Bishop and Eric Tosi.

The NHL, as part of its "Original Six" series, produced a DVD, History of the Boston Bruins. The Globe staff put together, and sat for interviews for, Boston's Greatest Sports Stories: Behind the Headlines. I have this DVD, and it's fantastic, even if you don't like the teams involved. It has Bob Ryan, Dan Shaughnessy, Leigh Montville, Jackie MacMullan, the late Bud Collins, and others telling it like it was about the B's, the C's, the Sox, the Pats, and other local sports moments, ranging from the joyous (the 2004 Sox triumph had just happened when it was made) to the sorrowful (the deaths of Len Bias and Reggie Lewis); from the sublime (the steals of Havlicek, Bird and Gerald Henderson, and the great moments of Orr, Carl Yastrzemski and the young Tom Brady) to the ridiculous (Rosie Ruiz, that blackout at the old Garden during the 1988 Stanley Cup Finals).

During the Game. A November 19, 2014 article on The Hockey News' website ranked the NHL teams' fan bases, and listed the Bruins' fans at 12th -- 6th among U.S. teams. That's not in all of North American major league sports, that's in the NHL. That is ridiculously low. The author writes, "Bruin fans are like Pens (Pittsburgh Penguins) fans. Recent success masks fairweather tendencies." That's ridiculous: The Bruins have always been well-supported, even when they've been horrible.

I only saw 1 sporting event at the old Garden; and, to date, have only seen 1 at the new Garden. Both were hockey games, Devils vs. Bruins. The one at the old Garden was rough, and I probably came closer to getting hurt by opposing fans than I have ever come -- including at Fenway, Foxboro, Shea Stadium and Philadelphia Flyers games. The visit to the new Garden was much calmer, although that could be due to the Bruins then being terrible, which they are not anymore.

There is an innate insularity among people in "Greater Boston," and whether they take kindly to visitors on a given day is a crapshoot. Unlike the old Garden, with its cramped quarters, obstructed views, and the Bruins' 2010s resurgence, the new Garden doesn't exactly ooze menace. The fans are calmer. The ventilation system works well. There are no rats. And nobody, as they did at the old Garden, throws a lobster onto the ice to mimic the Detroit tradition of throwing an octopus.

(I get it from a regional standpoint, but why would you throw something as expensive as a lobster? Why not a clam, which is cheaper, smaller, and easier to throw for distance? That's how Candy Cummings claimed to have invented the curveball.)

With a season's glory depending very little on the result of this game, the locals may not be inclined to compromise their safety, or yours. If a fan near you wants to engage in civil discussion, by all means, engage back. If not, get a feel for those around you, to see if they're going to be okay, before you start talking to any of them. Most likely, if you behave yourself, so will they. If you simply support your team, and lay off theirs, you should be all right.

Because, let's face it, like any other group of people, there's always a 1 percent (or less) who ruin it for the other 99 percent. The type of people parodied in the Saturday Night Live sketch "The Boston Teens" (featuring Jimmy Fallon before he played a Sox fan in the U.S. version of Fever Pitch) were, in the Pedro Martinez era (1998-2004), too young to remember 1986, let alone 1978, 1975, 1967, or Boston's agonizing close calls of the late 1940s -- or the Bruin titles of the 1970s and the close calls of the 1980s, or the Celtics' down period around the time of the arena changeover, or the Pats' Victor Kiam era before Bill Parcells revived them.

These fans, these Townies, the British would call them "chavs" (and no American city is chavvier than Boston, at least not that I know of), really didn't deserve the Sox victories of 2004, 2007 or 2013; the Pats victories of 2002, 2004, and 2005; the Celtics title of 2008; or the Bruins title of 2011 and near-title of 2013 -- and yet they're the first to brag about them.

So if the Bruin fans around you just want to talk, by all means, talk with them. But keep it on a civil level. If they don't want to antagonize you, why antagonize them? These are not the Townies: They're hockey fans first and Bruin fans second. So be a hockey fan first and a Devils fan second. It's worth it.

John Kiley was the long-time organist at the Garden and Fenway Park, and thus the answer to the trivia question, "Who played for the Red Sox, Celtics and Bruins?" But he's gone now.

Rene Rancourt has been the Bruins' regular singer of the National Anthems since 1980. He also sang it at Fenway Park before the iconic Game 6 of the 1975 World Series. The Bruins have Ice Girls and a mascot, Blades the Bruin.
Watch out, Bustah, 'cause Blades is a wicked pissah playah!

"Let's go, Bruins, let's go!" is the main fan chant. Their goal song is "Kernkraft 400" by Zombie Nation. Like the Red Sox and the Celtics, they play "Dirty Water" by the Standells as a postgame victory song, even though the band, and the song's writer Bob Cobb, were from hated Los Angeles.

After the Game. Win or lose, get out of the arena and back to your hotel (or to South Station or the park-and-ride you parked at, if you came up just for the day) as quickly and as quietly as possible. This will require you to be on the streets of Boston, and, unless you can get a taxi (don't count on it), to take the Green Line in one direction or the other.

You'll have to take some verbal on the streets, and especially on the subway. Respond as little as possible. This is a good time to observe the advice of the great football coach Paul Brown: "When you win, say little; and when you lose, say less."

Chances are, no one will try to pick a fight with you, or damage your Devils (by spilling a drink on it, or worse). Most Bruin fans, regardless of how much they've had to drink, will not fight. And if they see New York/New Jersey fans ready to defend each other, they could very well back off entirely.

Perhaps the best way to avoid a confrontation is to stay at your seat for as long as the Garden ushers will let you. This is a tactic used in European and Latin American soccer, with stadium stewards keeping the visiting fans in their section until the entire rest of the stadium is emptied of home supporters, to minimize the chance of hooliganism. This will also allow the crowd to thin out a little and make it easier to leave the park, regardless of the level of aggression.

Another way to avoid any unpleasantness is to find a bar where New Yorkers not only hang out, but are left alone. Easier said than done, right? Well, just as the Riviera Café off Sheridan Square in the West Village and Professor Thom's on 2nd Avenue in the East Village are New Englander-friendly bars in New York, there are places in Boston that welcome New Yorkers and New Jerseyans.

The following establishments were mentioned in a Boston Globe profile during the 2009 World Series: Champions, at the Marriott Copley Place hotel at 110 Huntington Avenue (Green Line to Copley); The Sports Grille, at 132 Canal Street (across from North Station and the Garden, Green Line to North Station); and, right across from Fenway itself, Game On! at 82 Lansdowne Street. I've also heard that Jillian's, across from Fenway at 145 Ipswich Street, takes in Yankee Fans, but I've only seen it rammed with Chowdaheads, so I would advise against it.

The local Giants fan club meets at The Greatest Bar – a name, if not an apt description – is at 262 Friend Street off Canal, a block from the Garden. M.J. O'Connor's, at 27 Columbus Avenue at Church Street, in the Back Bay, is the local home of Jets fans. (Green Line to Arlington.) The Kinsale Pub, at 2 Center Plaza at Government Center, is also said to be a Jet haven in Belichick Country.

Several noted drinking emporiums are near TD Garden. Perhaps the most famous, and once rated the best sports bar in America by Sports Illustrated, is The Fours, at 166 Canal Street. It's named for "the Miracle of the Fours": 1970 Stanley Cup Finals, Game 4, overtime (therefore the 4th period), winning goal scored by Number 4, Bobby Orr, while tripped up by Noel Picard, Number 4 of the St. Louis Blues, to clinch the Bruins' 4th Stanley Cup. (Some people like to point out that it was Orr's 4th goal of the Finals, but this is incorrect: It was his 1st.) McGann's isn't exactly New York Tri-State Area-friendly, but it is close to the Garden, at 197 Portland Street.

But the 2 most famous Boston sports-related bars will be unavailable to you: The Eliot Lounge, in the Eliot Hotel at the convenient intersection of Massachusetts & Commonwealth Avenues, closed in 1996; while Daisy Buchanan's, postgame home to many a Boston and visiting athlete, closed last year -- at its original location, anyway: 240A Newbury Street at Fairfield. It's a development issue, and the owner says he's going to try to reopen the bar, named for The Great Gatsby's lost love, elsewhere. Bruins star turned broadcaster Derek Sanderson was one of the original 1969 owners.

If your visit to Boston is during the European soccer season, as we are now in, there are 2 great area bars at which you could watch your favorite club. The bad news is, neither is actually in the city of Boston. The good news is, both are easily accessible via the Red Line.

The Phoenix Landing in Cambridge is the original Boston-area footie pub, and is still the best. Red Line to Central. The Banshee Pub in Dorchester is much more working-class, but if you think you're "hard enough," "come and have a go." (No, I'm not suggesting that anyone will try to fight you: As long as you show respect, you will have that respect returned.) Red Line to JFK/UMass.

Sidelights. Boston is probably America's best sports city, per-capita. Which doesn't make it an easy place to be a fan of a non-New England team.

On February 3, 2017, Thrillist made a list ranking the 30 NFL cities (New York and Los Angeles each having 2 teams), and Boston came in 8th, in the top 1/3rd. They said: 

Have you ever walked through the Public Garden onto the cobblestone streets of Beacon Hill on a crisp fall day, and found a cannoli from Mike's that you didn't even realize you'd purchased hours before, and thought that you were in the greatest city in the world; the Hub, if you will, of the universe? 
And then did you get hit in the head by a Sam Adams bottle thrown by a 320lb liquored-up dude wearing a Marchand jersey over a Welker jersey over a Foulke jersey over a Scalabrine jersey, who'd just gotten so fired up rattling off Deflategate conspiracy theories that he missed the last Red Line train to the Quincy Adams station, and thought that you might not care if this city burned to the ground? Then congratulations, you truly understand the ups and downs of the Boston experience. 
The number of sports-themed sites you might want to check out is large:

* Solomon Court at Cabot Center. This is part of Northeastern University's athletic complex, and was the site of the Huntington Avenue Grounds, the only other home the Boston Red Sox have ever known, from their founding in 1901 to 1911. When the Sox won the 1st World Series in 1903, it was clinched here. At roughly the spot where the pitcher's mound was, there is a statue of Cy Young, who pitched for the Sox in their 1903 and 1904 World Championship seasons. Huntington Avenue at Forsyth Street. Green Line E train to Northeastern.

* Matthews Arena. Opened on April 16, 1910 as the Boston Arena, this is the oldest currently-used multi-purpose athletic building in use in the world. Northeastern still uses it, while BC, BU, Harvard, MIT and Tufts all once played home games here.
It doesn't look so old from that angle.

It was the Bruins' 1st home, from 1924 to 1928, making it the only remaining original arena of one of the NHL's "Original Six" teams. (The Montreal Forum and Maple Leaf Gardens still stand, but neither was their team's original arena.) It was also the 1st home of the WHA's New England Whalers, now the Carolina Hurricanes. They won the 1973 WHA Championship there.
During the changeover between basketball and hockey

The Celtics played the occasional home game here from 1946 to 1955, on occasions when there was a scheduling conflict with the Garden. In 1985, the Celtics played an alumni game here, with the opposing teams coached by Red Auerbach (his players wearing the white home jerseys) and Bill Russell (who didn't play, his players wearing the road green).

A gift from NU alumnus George J. Matthews led the school to rename the arena for him. In spite of its age, the building is fronted by a modern archway. 238 St. Botolph Street at Massachusetts Avenue. Green Line E train to Symphony. Symphony Hall, Boston's answer to Carnegie Hall, is a block away at Massachusetts and Huntington Avenues.

* South End Grounds. This is still the most successful baseball location in Boston history. It was home to 3 ballparks, all named the Sound End Grounds. In 1871, the first such park was built there, and was home to the Boston Red Stockings of the first professional baseball league, the National Association. This team featured half the members of the first openly professional team, the Cincinnati Red Stockings (hence the name), and also had a young pitcher named Al Spalding, who would later co-found the team now known as the Chicago Cubs and the sporting-goods empire that still bears his name. Those Boston Red Stockings team won Pennants in 1872, '73, '74 and '75, and its strength (domination, really) was one of the reasons the NA collapsed.

When the National League was founded in 1876, the Red Stockings were a charter member. They won Pennants in 1877 and '78, and by the time they won the 1883 Pennant, they were popularly known as the "Boston Beaneaters." No, I'm not making that name up. Building a new park on the site in 1888, they won Pennants in 1891, '92 and '93. But on May 15, 1894, in a game against the NL version of the Baltimore Orioles, a fight broke out, and no one noticed that some kids had started a fire in the right-field seats. (Or maybe it was the ashes of a grown man's cigar. Both have been suggested, probably nobody knew for sure.) It became known as the Great Roxbury Fire, and the story goes that the park and 117 (or 170, or 200) buildings burned to the ground, and 1,900 people were left homeless – but nobody died. (I don't buy that last part at all.)

A new park was hastily built on the site, while the Beaneaters temporarily played at the home of the city's team in the 1890 Players' League. This last South End Grounds hosted the Braves' 1897 and '98 Pennant winners, and lasted until 1914, when, with the team now called the Braves (owner James Gaffney had been a "Brave," or officer, in New York's Tammany Hall political organization), decided it was too small for the crowds the team was now attracting. So he moved the team to Fenway, and played their 1914 World Series games there, and opened Braves Field the next season. Overall, 12 Pennants were won here, in a 44-year span -- one more than the Red Sox have won at Fenway Park in 102 seasons.

Parking for Northeastern University is now on the site -- and save your Joni Mitchell jokes. Columbus Avenue at Hammond Street. Orange Line to Ruggles.

* Third Base Saloon. There's some question as to what was the first "sports bar": St. Louis Brown Stockings (the team now known as the Cardinals) owner Chris von der Ahe's place on the grounds of Sportsman's Park, or Michael T. McGreevy's establishment that opened just outside the South End Grounds, both in the 1880s. "I call it Third Base because it's the last place you go before home," McGreevy would tell people. "Enough said." McGreevy used that phrase to settle any and all arguments to the point where not only did "Nuf Ced" become his nickname, but he had it (spelled that way) laid in mosaic tile on the bar's floor.

Third Base Saloon became the headquarters of the Royal Rooters, a Beaneaters' booster club, founded in 1897. In 1901, when the American League and the team that became the Red Sox was formed, Beaneaters founder-owner Arthur Soden made one of the dumbest mistakes in sports history: Despite competition practically next-door to his team, he raised ticket prices. This infuriated the working-class Irish fan base of the NL club, and they immediately accepted Nuf Ced's suggestion of switching to the AL outfit. (I wonder if they built their park near Nuf Ced's place for just that reason, to get his customers?)

Nuf Ced and the Rooters stayed with the Sox after their 1912 move to Fenway, until 1920 when Prohibition closed him down. He died in 1930, and to this day, no Boston baseball team has ever won a World Series without him being present at all home games. (Not legitimately, anyway.) A park with a bike trail is now on the site, so the address, 940 Columbus Avenue, is no longer in use. As with the site of South End Grounds, take the Orange Line to Ruggles.

A new version, named McGreevy's 3rd Base Saloon, was founded by Dropkick Murphys member Ken Casey, with "an exact replica of McGreevy's original barroom." 911 Boylston Street. Green Line B, C or D train to Hynes-Convention Center.

* Site of Braves Field/Nickerson Field. Although Boston University no longer has a football team, it still plays other sports at Nickerson Field, which opened in 1957. Its home stand is the surviving right field pavilion of Braves Field, where the Braves played from 1915 until they left town. In return for being allowed to play their 1914 World Series games at Fenway, the Braves invited the Sox to play their Series games at Braves Field, which seated 40,000, a record until the first Yankee Stadium was built. The Sox played their home Series games there in 1915, '16 and '18.

The Braves themselves only played one World Series here, in 1948, losing to the Indians, who had just beaten the Sox in a one-game Playoff for the AL Pennant at Fenway, negating the closest call there ever was for an all-Boston World Series.

The Braves' top farm team was the Triple-A version of the Milwaukee Brewers, and, with their team in decline after the '48 Pennant and the Sox having the far larger attendance, they gave up the ghost and moved just before the start of the 1953 season, and then in 1966 to Atlanta. But they already had Warren Spahn and Eddie Mathews, and, ironically, if they'd just hung on a little longer, they would have had Hank Aaron (they'd already integrated with Sam Jethroe in 1948, 11 years before the Sox finally caved in to the post-1865 world and added Pumpsie Green). They could have played the 1957 and '58 World Series in Boston instead of Milwaukee. If this had happened, once Ted Williams retired in 1960, interest in the declining Sox would have faded to the point that Tom Yawkey, not a Bostonian, could have gotten frustrated, and the Red Sox could have moved with the Braves staying.

If so, while the 1967, '75, '86, 2004, '07 and '13 World Series would have been played somewhere else, Boston would have gained the 1957, '58, '91, '92, '95, '96 and '99 World Series, and, because of the proximity, there would be a big New York-Boston rivalry in baseball, but it would be Mets-Braves. (Of course, this would have meant the Yankees' main rivals would be the Baltimore Orioles -- who are, after all, the closest AL team to them, closer than the Red Sox.)

Instead, the Braves moved, and BU bought the grounds and converted it into Nickerson Field. The NFL's Boston Redskins (named for the Braves) played their first season, 1932, at Braves Field, before playing 1933-36 at Fenway and then moving to Washington. The NFL's Boston Bulldogs played there in 1929, before folding in the Depression. The AFL's Boston Patriots played at Nickerson 1960-62, and then at Fenway 1963-68. The former Braves Field ticket office still stands, converted into the BU Police headquarters. Unfortunately, the field is now artificial.

Commonwealth Avenue at Babcock Street and Harry Agganis Way, 3 miles west of Downtown Crossing. (Agganis was a BU quarterback who briefly played for the Red Sox before getting sick and dying at age 24 in 1955.) Green Line B train at Pleasant Street.

* Fenway Park. If you can stomach being around so much Soxness -- or if you're a Mets fan and thus a fellow Yankee-Hater -- the Auld Enemy offers tours of their Back Bay bandbox on the hour between 10:00 AM and 5:00 PM for $17, accessing the warning track (but not the field), the Green Monster, the Monster Seats, the press box, and the Red Sox Hall of Fame. 4 Yawkey Way (formerly Jersey Street) at Brookline Avenue. Green Line B, C or D (not E) to Kenmore.

Across Lansdowne Street/Ted Williams Way is the Cask 'n' Flagon. This legendary bar is definitely not to be visited by a New York/New Jersey fan while a Boston sporting event is in progress, but one to try at other times. And if you look to your right as you come out of the Kenmore station, you'll see a Barnes & Noble that serves as the Boston University bookstore. If you look up, you'll see that the famous CITGO sign so often shown in shots of Fenway is on top of this building.

NCAA basketball tournament games have been held at the TD Garden, the Hartford Civic Center (now the XL Center), the Providence Civic Center (now the Dunkin Donuts Center), the Worcester Centrum (now the DCU Center), and the University of Rhode Island's Keaney Gymnasium in Kingston. But no New England building has ever hosted a Final Four, and none ever will, due to attendance requirements, unless the Patriots put a dome on Gillette Stadium, or the Sox ever do build a New Fenway, with a dome.

No school within the city limits of Boston has ever reached the Final Four. One Massachusetts school has: Holy Cross, in Worcester, winning the National Championship in 1947 with George Kaftan, "the Golden Greek," and reaching the Final Four again in '48 with Bob Cousy (a freshman in '47 and ineligible under the rules of the time).

The University of Massachusetts, with its main campus in Amherst, made the Final Four in 1996, under coach John Calipari, but had to vacate the appearance when later Knick Marcus Camby admitted he'd accepted money and gifts from agents.

The University of Connecticut (UConn, in Storrs, closer to Boston than to Manhattan) has made it 5 times, winning it all in 1999, 2004, 2011 and 2014, and losing in the Semifinal in 2009. The only New Hampshire school to make it is Dartmouth, in Hanover, in 1942 and 1944, losing in the Final both times. The only Rhode Island school to make it is Providence, in 1973 and 1987 (coached by future Big East Commissioner Dave Gavitt and future preening schmo Rick Pitino, respectively). No school from Maine or Vermont has ever reached the Final Four.

* Alumni Stadium. Boston College has played football here since 1957, and the Patriots played their 1969 home games here. Prior to 1957, BC played at several sites, including Fenway and Braves Field.

Attached to the west stand of Alumni Stadium is their basketball arena, the Conte Forum, named for a BC grad, longtime Congressman Silvio Conte, a native of Pittsfield, across the State in the Berkshire Mountains. It was built on the site of BC's original arena, the McHugh Forum, which hosted the 1963 edition of the NCAA's hockey version of the Final Four, now called the Frozen Four.

Across the street is a library named for Conte's friend and fellow Congressman from Massachusetts, Cambridge native and 1977-86 House Speaker Thomas "Tip" O'Neill. Beacon Street at Chestnut Hill Drive. Green Line B train to Boston College.

* Harvard Stadium. The oldest continually-used football stadium in America – the University of Pennsylvania's Franklin Field is on the oldest continually-used football site – this stadium was built in 1903, and renovations (funded by those wealthy Harvard alums) have kept it in tip-top condition, if not turned it into a modern sports palace.

This stadium is responsible for the legalization of the forward pass in football. When the organization that became the NCAA was founded in 1906, rules changes were demanded to make the game safer. One suggestion was widening the field, but Harvard – at the time, having as much pull as Notre Dame, Michigan and Alabama now do, all rolled into one – insisted that they'd just spent all this money on a new stadium, and didn't want to alter it to suit a rule change. Much as Notre Dame has sometimes been a tail wagging college football's dog, the Crimson were accommodated, and someone suggested the alternative of legalizing the forward pass, which had occasionally been illegally done.

Today, the stadium is best known as the site of the 1968 Harvard-Yale game, where the two ancient rivals both came into the game undefeated, and a furious late comeback from 29-13 down led to the famous Harvard Crimson (school newspaper) headline "HARVARD BEATS YALE 29-29" and a tie for the Ivy League Championship. (Actor Tommy Lee Jones, then listed as "Tom Jones," started at guard for Harvard in that game. His roommate at Harvard was future Vice President Al Gore.) The Patriots played 1970, their first season in the NFL and last under the name "Boston Patriots," at Harvard Stadium.

Although its mailing address is 65 North Harvard Street in "Allston, MA," and the University is in Cambridge, 3 1/2 miles northwest of Downtown Crossing, the stadium is actually on the south, Boston side of the Charles River, 4 miles west. Harvard Street at Soldiers Field Road. Unfortunately, it's not that close to public transportation: Your best bet is to take the Red Line to Harvard Square, and walk across the Anderson Memorial Bridge.

A short walk down Soldiers Field Road, at 65 N. Harvard Street, is Jordan Field, the 4,000-seat home of the Harvard men's and women's soccer teams, and of the Boston Breakers -- not a descendant of the USFL team, but the local XI in Women's Professional Soccer. The Breakers previously (2009-11) played at Harvard Stadium. In 2013, the Revolution and the Red Bulls played a U.S. Open Cup game at Jordan Field, the only time the Revs have actually played a competitive match within the city limits of Boston. (The Revs won, 4-2.)

Boston College has won the NCAA Championship in hockey in 1949, 2001, 2008 and 2010; Boston University in 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995 and 2009; Harvard in 1989. Northeastern has never won it.

* Gillette Stadium. The NFL's New England Patriots and MLS' New England Revolution have played here since 2002. It was built next-door to the facility known as Schaefer Stadium, Sullivan Stadium and Foxboro Stadium, which was torn down and replaced by the Patriot Place mall.

The Pats played at the old stadium from 1971 to 2001 (their last game, a Playoff in January 2002, being the Snow Bowl or Tuck Game against the Oakland Raiders). It was home to the New England Tea Men of the North American Soccer League and, from 1996 to 2001, of MLS' Revs. Before the Tea Men, the NASL's Boston Minutemen played there, including Mozambicuan-Portuguese legend Eusebio da Silva Ferreira (like many Portuguese and Brazilian players, usually known by just his first name). Because of this, and because of New England's large Portuguese community, a statue of Eusebio stands at Gillette, possibly puzzling people who don't know soccer and only go for Patriots games. The statue was there at least as far back as 2010, well before his recent death.

The U.S. national soccer team played 10 games at Foxboro Stadium, winning 7. They've now played 12 at Gillette, winning 7. The most recent was a 4-1 loss to Brazil this past September 8. BC played a couple of football games at the old stadium in the early 1980s, thanks to the popularity of quarterback Doug Flutie. Games of the 1994 World Cup and the 1999 Women's World Cup were held at the old stadium, and of the 2003 Women's World Cup at the new one.

The old stadium was basically an oversized version of a high school stadium, complete with aluminum benches for fans, and it was terrible. The new stadium is so much better. It has one problem: The location is awful. It's just off U.S. Route 1, not a freeway such as I-95, and except for Pats' gamedays, when an MBTA commuter rail train will take you right there, the only way to get there without a car is to take the MBTA Forge Park-495 Line from South Station to Walpole, and then get a taxi. That'll cost you $18 each way, as I found out when I went to see the New York Red Bulls play the Revs in June 2010.

60 Washington Street (Route 1) – or "1 Patriot Place," Foxboro. It's actually closer to downtown Providence, Rhode Island than to downtown Boston. Adjoining is the Patriot Place mall.

* Suffolk Downs. Opened in 1935, this is New England's premier horse-racing track.  On their last tour, on August 18, 1966, the Beatles played here. However, as horse racing has declined, so has the track, to the point that New England's best known race, the Massachusetts Handicap (or the Mass Cap) hasn't been run since 2008. Previously, it had been won by such legendary horses as Seabiscuit, Whirlaway, Riva Ridge and Cigar.

So, unless you really loved the film Seabiscuit or are a huge Beatlemaniac, I'd say that if you don't have the time to see everything on this list, this is the first item you should cross off. 525 McClellan Highway, at Waldemar Avenue, in the East Boston neighborhood, near Logan Airport. Blue Line to Suffolk Downs station.

* Basketball Hall of Fame. New York and Boston fans can debate which of their cities is "the home of basketball" or "the best basketball city," but the birthplace of basketball cannot be questioned: It is Springfield, Massachusetts, 90 miles west of downtown Boston. Dr. James Naismith invented the sport at the Springfield YMCA on December 21, 1891, because the Y needed an indoor sport for those months when it was too cold to play baseball or football outside.

The Springfield Y became Springfield College, and the "Hoophall," founded in 1959, opened its first building on the SC campus in 1968. It quickly outgrew the facility, and a new one opened on the Connecticut River in 1985. That one, too, was outgrown, and a 3rd one opened adjacent to the 2nd one in 2002.

1000 Hall of Fame Avenue. It might not be a bad idea to see the Nets-Celtics game on Friday night, stay over in Boston, and then on Saturday head west to see the Hoophall before heading south again to go home. Take the Mass Pike/I-90 West to Exit 6, to I-291, then take Exit 1 onto I-91, then take that highway's Exit 6, and the Hoophall will be on your right. If you'd prefer to take a separate trip from New York, it's 138 miles. Follow the directions to Boston: I-95 North to New Haven, then I-91 North, except, in this case, pass Hartford, stay on I-91, and, once in Massachusetts, take Exit 6. Hartford and Springfield are only 25 miles apart.

Springfield is also home to the 7,000-seat MassMutual Center, formerly the Springfield Civic Center, which has hosted NCAA Tournament games, minor-league hockey (including the current Springfield Thunderbirds) and concerts since 1972. The Hartford Whalers played there from 1978 to 1980 while the Hartford Civic Center was being repaired after its roof collapse. Elvis sang there on July 14 and 15, 1975; and July 29, 1976. 1277 Main Street.

Boston Bruins legend Eddie Shore long ran the Springfield Indians, and is buried in Springfield, at Hillcrest Park Cemetery, 895 Parker Street.

* Museum of Fine Arts. This is Boston's equivalent to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I'm not saying you have to visit, but you should see one major Boston tourist site that doesn't involve sports, and it's a 10-minute walk from Fenway and a 5-minute walk from the sites of the Huntington Avenue and South End Grounds. 465 Huntington Avenue at Parker Street. Green Line E train to Museum of Fine Arts station.

* Freedom Trail. Boston's most familiar tourist trap is actually several, marked by a red brick sidewalk and red paint on streets. Historic sites include Boston's old and new City Halls, Massachusetts' old and new State Houses (old: Built 1711, with the State Street subway station somehow built into it; "new": 1798), the Old North Church (where Paul Revere saw the two lanterns hung) and the Old South Meeting House (where Samuel Adams started the Boston Tea Party and would be horrified at the right-wing bastards using the "Tea Party" name today), Revere's house, the Boston Tea Party Ship, the U.S.S. Constitution, and the Bunker Hill Monument.

The Trail starts at Boston Common, at Park and Tremont Streets. Green or Red Line to Park Street.

* Cambridge. Home to Harvard and MIT, it is not so much "Boston's Brooklyn" (that wouldn't be Brookline, either, but would be South Boston or "Southie" and neighboring Dorchester) as "Boston's Greenwich Village," particularly since Harvard Square was the center of Boston's alternative music scene in the Fifties and Sixties, where performers like Joan Baez and the aforementioned Kingston Trio became stars. Later, it would be rock acts like Aerosmith and the J. Geils Band that would make their names in Cambridge.

The city is also home to the Longfellow House, home of the poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. And while Harvard Yard is worth a visit, no, you cannot, as the old saying demonstrating the Boston accent goes, "Pahk yuh cah in Hahvuhd Yahd." Harvard Yard does not allow motorized vehicles. Centered around Harvard Square at 1400 Massachusetts Avenue. Red Line to Harvard Square.

* John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum. Unlike the Franklin D. Roosevelt Library, which is a 2-hour drive north of Midtown Manhattan in Hyde Park, closer to Albany, the JFK Library is much more accessible – not just to drivers and non-drivers alike, but to anyone.

Maybe it's because it's more interactive, but maybe it's also because FDR is a figure of black-and-white film and scratchy radio recordings, while JFK is someone whose television images and color films make him more familiar to us, even though he's been dead for over 50 years now. (Incredibly, he's now been dead longer than he was alive.)

Sometimes it seems as though his Library is less about his time than it is about our time, and the time beyond. While I love the FDR Library, there's no doubt in my mind that this is the best Presidential Library or Museum there is. Columbia Point, on the Boston campus of the University of Massachusetts. Red Line to JFK/UMass, plus a free shuttle bus.

Also on the UMass-Boston campus is the Clark Athletic Center, which hosted one of the 2000 Presidential Election's debates between Al Gore and George W. Bush. 100 Morrissey Blvd., 4 blocks from the JFK Library.

Other Massachusetts Presidential sites include the JFK Tour at Harvard, JFK's birthplace at 83 Beals Street in Brookline (Green Line B train to Babcock Street), those involving John and John Quincy Adams in Quincy (Red Line to Quincy Center – not to "Quincy Adams"), the house at 173 Adams Street in Milton where George H.W. Bush was born (Red Line to Milton, now has a historical marker although the house itself is privately owned and not available for tours), and the Calvin Coolidge Presidential Library and Museum, in Northampton where he was Mayor before becoming the State's Governor and then President (20 West Street, 100 miles west of Boston, although Greyhound goes there). Closer than Northampton are sites relating to Franklin Pierce in Concord and Hillsboro, New Hampshire.

Salem, home to the witch trials, is to the north: MBTA Commuter Rail Newburyport/Rockport Line out of North Station to Salem. Plymouth, where the Pilgrims landed and set up the Massachusetts Bay Colony, is to the south: MBTA Kingston/Plymouth Line out of South Station to Kingston, then switch to FreedomLink bus.

Lexington & Concord? Lexington: Red Line north to its terminal at Alewife, then switch to the 62 or 76 bus. Concord: MBTA Fitchburg/South Acton Line out of North Station to Concord. Bunker Hill? 93 bus on Washington Street, downtown, to Bunker Hill & Monument Streets, across the river in the Charlestown neighborhood, then 2 blocks down Monument.

The Bull & Finch Pub, which was used for the exterior shot and the basis for the interior shot of Cheers, was at 84 Beacon Street at Brimmer Street, across from Boston Common and near the State House. It's since been bought and turned into an official Cheers, with the upstairs Hampshire House (the basis for the show's Melville's) also part of the establishment. Green Line to Arlington.  A version designed to look more like the one on the show, complete with an "island bar" instead of a "wall bar," is at Faneuil Hall. Congress & Market Streets. Orange or Blue Line to State, since Government Center is closed for renovations.

The Suffolk County Court House, recognizable from David E. Kelley's legal dramas Ally McBeal, The Practice and Boston Legal, is at the Scollay Square/Government Center complex.  The official address is 3 Pemberton Street, at Somerset Street. Again, use State, due to the closure of Government Center.

The Prudential Tower, a.k.a. the Prudential Center, at 749 feet the tallest building in the world outside New York when it opened in 1964, contains a major mall. 800 Boylston Street. The finish line of the Boston Marathon, and the site of the bombing, is at 755 Boylston at Ring Road. Green Line B, C or D to Copley, or E to Prudential.

There are two John Hancock Buildings in Boston. The older one, at 197 Clarendon Street at St. James Avenue, went up in 1947, and is now better known as the Berkeley Building. It is 495 feet high counting a spire that lights up, and is a weather beacon, complete with poem:

Steady blue, clear view.
Flashing blue, clouds due.
Steady red, rain ahead.
Flashing red, snow instead.

If it's flashing red during baseball season, when snow is not expected (except maybe in April), that means that day's Red Sox game has been postponed. When the Sox won the Series * in 2004, '07 and '13, it flashed red and blue.

The glass-facaded newer building, at 200 Clarendon across from the old one, was completed in 1976 and is 790 feet tall, making it not just the tallest in Boston, in Massachusetts, or in New England, but the tallest in North America east of Manhattan. Green Line to Copley

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Boston may be, per capita, America's best sports city. Certainly, it's the nuttiest. Games played there, in any of their venues, are not for the faint of heart. But it is a truly great experience to see a game there.

Good luck, and remember: Safety first. Despite Boston's reputation of having several fine medical centers, if given a choice, it's better to be an uninjured coward than a hospitalized tough guy.