Did I enjoy what the Yankees did to the Boston Red Sox these last two nights? Oh, hell, yes!
Failing to win the American League Eastern Division, largely due to long-term injuries to Aaron Judge, Giancarlo Stanton, and 4 of our 5 intended starting pitchers left the Yankees with the 4th seed in the AL Playoffs. But it also gave them all the home games in the AL Wild Card Series.
Which was good, because the opponent was the Red Sox. The Auld Enemy. As they would say in English soccer, that lot -- or, in another phrase from across the pond, The Scum.
On Tuesday night, Cam Schlittler started, and he was brilliant: 6 1/3rd innings, no runs, 2 hits, 1 walk, 10 strikeouts. He showed that, at least this season, he's the best pitcher in baseball, and I don't want to hear about no Skubal, no Miz, no Ohtani, and certainly no Nolan McLean.
But a performance like that deserves runs. He got them. George Lombard Jr. opened the 2nd with a single. Amed Rosario struck out, but Anthony Volpe singled. Spencer Jones popped up, but Austin Wells singled Lombard home. One-nil to the Pinstripe Boys.
Ben Rice hit a home run in the 5th. It was still only 2-0 when Cam was taken out. But in the bottom of the 7th, Jones singled, Austin Wells singled, Paul Goldschmidt walked to load the bases with nobody out, Rice singled Jones home, and Luis García Jr. grounded into a double play that got Wells home, making it 4-0.
In the bottom of the 8th, Lombard singled, Ryan McMahon walked, Volpe bunted them over, Jones walked, Wells hit a sacrifice fly to score Lombard, Goldschmidt walked to reload the bases, and Rice hit one out. It was a grand salami with Rice, who went 4-for-5 with 2 home runs and 6 RBIs.
Paul Blackburn finished the 7th, and allowed hit in the 8th. John Schreiber pitched a perfect 9th. Yankees 9, Red Sox 0!
To make it even sweeter, Schlittler is from Walpole, Massachusetts, about 20 miles southwest of downtown Boston, near Foxborough; and Rice grew up in Cohasset, about 20 miles southeast, on the way to Cape Cod.
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Could the Yankees do it again last night? Hell, yeah, they could, and, for the most part, they did. Max Fried started, and was strong, going 6 innings, allowing 1 run on 3 hits and 1 walk, with 6 strikeouts.
Given the tendency of ex-Yankees to do well against them, especially pitchers in the postseason, there was concern that Sonny Gray, Schlittler's only serious competitor for this season's AL Cy Young Award, might shut them down.
We, the fans, need not have worried. A Luis García Jr. home run, earning his Pinstripes, in the 4th inning, and another run in the 5th, chased him.
Then came the bottom of the 6th. Up 2-1, and getting tense following Fried losing the shutout on a homer, it started benignly enough. Garrett Crochet, who pitched so well against us in Game 1 of last year's Wild Card series, had been injured most of the season, and Sox manager Chad Tracy chose this moment to let him make his 1st pitching appearance since April 25.
Well, he didn't pitch like he was hurt: He struck Jones out. Except... Adley Rutschman, the power-hitting catcher the Sox acquired from the Baltimore Orioles at the August 3tradling deadline, let it get away. Not since Tommy Henrich vs. Hugh Casey and Mickey Owen in the 1941 World Series had the Yankees benefited so much from a catcher being unable to handle a missed 3rd strike. Except, this time, it was ruled a wild pitch, whereas Casey's pitch (speculated to have been a spitball) was ruled a passed ball, and Owen took the blame for the rest of his life.
Like Henrich, Jones reached 1st safely. Unlike Henrich, Jones tried to steal 2nd -- and got all the way to 3rd, because Rutschman made a throwing error. If this was the "Curse of the Bambino" era Red Sox, this would have gone done in history as "The Adley Rutschman Game." After all, it was still only 2-1 Yankees at this point. It was still very winnable for the Sox.
Soon, it wasn't: Lombard singled Jones home. Jazz Chisholm and Trent Grisham, neither of whom played in Game 1, singled, and the bases were loaded with nobody out. Crochet had pitched to 4 batters, and had gotten exactly zero outs. From April 26 onward, his ERA is infinity.
Garrett Whitlock was brought in to pitch. All season long, we've been ragging on Austin Wells for his poor hitting. In these 2 games, he went 3-for-6 with 4 RBIs. He hit a sacrifice fly that scored Lombard. McMahon grounded to 3rd for the 2nd out, but it was enough to score Chisholm. In what appeared to be Tracy's smartest move of the night, he walked Rice intentionally, loading the bases again, but setting up an inning-ending play at any base. Well, Cody Bellinger said, "End this," and hit a no-doubt-abouter to make it 8-1 Yankees.
Aaron Boone brought Will Warren in to pitch the 7th, and he gave up a home run to make it 8-2. But walks to Chisholm and Grisham, and a single by Wells to score Chisholm, made it 9-2, and that was the final score.
The Yankees outscored the Red Sox, 18-2, and held them to a .117 batting average as a team, as they went 7-for-60 with 18 strikeouts over 18 innings. And while there were worries about a lineup without Judge or Stanton being able to touch the Sox starters -- especially Gray, given the history of pitchers that Brian Cashman has let go performing against the Yankees -- 15 of the Yankees' 18 runs were against the Boston bullpen.
Isiah Kiner-Falefa, a former Yankee utility man now with the Sox, called it "Uncompetitive. We got boat-raced," adding, "To lose in the Wild Card is unacceptable." Well, IKF, maybe you should've been good enough to stick with the Yankees.
The Red Sox eliminated the Yankees in postseason play in 2004, 2018 and 2021, following the Yankees having done it to them in 1978 (MLB counts that as a regular-season game), 1999 and 2003. But this is now 2 years in a row that we've knocked that lot out.
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Elsewhere in the Playoffs, the Red Sox South, the Chicken Fried Cheats, the Houston Astros, got swept by the Chicago White Sox; the San Diego Padres eliminated the Chicago Cubs; and the Philadelphia Phillies pushed the Atlanta Braves to a Game 3.
So: Did I enjoy what the Yankees did to the Boston Red Sox these last two nights? Oh, hell, yes!
Is that enough to make this a successful season? Oh, hell, no!
Bring on the Tampa Bay Deviled Eggs! Or, as comedian and Yankee Fan Vic DiBitetto said, "Bring on Tampon Bay!"


















