When Bartolo Colon let that lying cheating bastard David Ortiz homer off him in the bottom of the 4th tonight at Fenway Park, to give the Red Sox a 2-0 lead, I was furious. I wanted that bastard plunked. But no, we had to let that bastard hit ANOTHER homer off us.
When Colon loaded the bases with 2 out in the bottom of the 5th, and Joe Girardi brought in Boone Logan, to face the dangerous Adrian Gonazlez, I thought, "Noooooooo!" And, "Oh, God, take me NOW!"
Logan struck out Gonzlaez out.
In the top of the 6th, the Yankees tied it, and Nick Swisher, who I mentioned on Facebook that I thought should be the one to hit the winning home run tonight, came close enough, hitting a ground-rule double, to give the Yankees a 3-2 lead.
Mariano closed it in the bottom of the 9th, with 2 called strikeouts.
3-2! We beat The Scum, 3-2! We beat The Scum, 3-2! We beat The Scum, 3-2!
And we're back in first place.
WP: Logan (3-2). SV: Rivera (29). LP: Jon Lester (11-5).
CC Sabathia vs. John Lackey, tomorrow afternoon at 4. Come on you Pinstripes!
Jeter hits 3028 DONE
Rivera saves 588 13
A-Rod homers 626 137
A-Rod hits 2762 238
Magic Number 51 (to eliminate Scum, 42 for Rays, 39 for Jays, 29 for O's)
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