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Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Blame Bruce Ratner for Moving the New Jersey Nets to Brooklyn

March 24, 2004: Real estate developer Bruce Ratner buys the NBA's New Jersey Nets, and announces his intention to move them from the Meadowlands Sports Complex in East Rutherford, New Jersey to a new arena in Brooklyn.

The Nets had just won their 1st and 2nd NBA Eastern Conference Championships in 2002 and 2003, and were contenders to do so again in 2004. For the 1st time since they joined the NBA from the American Basketball Association in 1976, they had legitimate aspirations for the NBA Championship. For the 1st time, they had fans coming to the Brendan Byrne Arena. For the 1st time, they were, beyond much doubt, the best basketball team in the New York Tri-State Area. (The New York Knicks had been bad before, but this was the 1st time the Nets were good and the Knicks were bad.)

And, just as things had never been better for NBA fans in New Jersey, their team was being taken away from them.

To make matters worse, the process of moving them moved very slowly. It would be 2012 before the Barclays Center finally opened. By that time, Ratner had sold the team, and was now just operating the arena, which was what he had really wanted all along.

The Nets were a lame-duck team in New Jersey for 8 years. That was twice as long as for baseball's Montreal Expos (2000 to 2004). They had even moved from the Meadowlands to the Prudential Center in downtown Newark in 2010, while waiting for the Barclays Center to open. I had hoped that moving to Newark, a good basketball city, would bring crowds big enough that Nets ownership would say, "Hey, we can make lots of money by staying here, so let's stay here."

They didn't stay. And have they made lots of money by moving to Brooklyn? Not really. Today, finally, the Brooklyn Nets look like NBA title contenders, and they're still not making money, because the COVID-19 restrictions are limiting crowd size.

And suppose the Nets do somehow manage to win an NBA Championship here in the early 2020s. Would that make them the most popular team in the City? Or in the Tri-State Area? Hell, no. I honestly believe that a title for the Knicks would mean more to New Yorkers than for any other team.

I don't remember the Knicks' titles of 1970 and 1973, but I've seen 7 titles won by the Yankees, 4 each by the Giants and the Islanders, 3 by the Devils, and 1 each by the Mets and the Rangers. A new Knicks title would exceed the joy for any of those, and for a hypothetical title won by the Nets or the Jets.

A title for the Brooklyn Nets wouldn't mean as much to New Yorkers, even in Brooklyn, than a title for the Knicks would. If they had won one in New Jersey, it wouldn't have meant as much as those 3 Stanley Cups won by the Devils did.

Switching colors from red, white and blue to black and white makes the Brooklyn Nets look like an expansion team. But the hanging of the banners from the team's Long Island and New Jersey years, as few as they are, makes it look like they never really came to New Jersey: Like the NHL's New York Islanders did (for a while), it seems as though they stayed at the Nassau Coliseum for all those years, and then went directly to the Barclays Center.
Like it never even happened.

So the Nets' move to Brooklyn doesn't mean that much for New York City, or even for Brooklyn. The insult to New Jersey means more than a title in New Jersey would have meant.

It was a waste of time, money and effort. So was it worth it?

Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Blame Bruce Ratner for Moving the New Jersey Nets to Brooklyn

5. The Meadowlands. Building a sports complex in East Rutherford, Bergen County, just off the New Jersey Turnpike, close to the Lincoln Tunnel and to New York City, seemed like a great idea in the 1970s. But after Giants Stadium and the Meadowlands Racetrack opened in 1976, the drawbacks kicked in.

There was plenty of parking, but it was poorly managed. Getting in and out took forever. Taking public transportation was no good: You couldn't do it from most of New Jersey, as the Meadowlands Rail Line didn't open until 2009 (in time for the football teams to move next-door to what's now MetLife Stadium), and the buses from New York's Port Authority Bus Terminal got stuck in traffic on Routes 495 and 3.

And the smell wasn't too good, even before all that exhaust settled over the area, and combined with the natural swamp air to form what Jerry Seinfeld might have called "some sort of mutant funk."

The arena that opened in 1981 -- known as the Brendan Byrne Arena until 1996, then the Continental Airlines Arena until 2007, and finally the Izod Center until the building's official closing in 2015 -- didn't improve things.
One level of concourse for two levels of seats simply doesn't work if there's more than 12,000 people in the building. Then again, until the Nets got good in the 2001-02 season, that was rarely a problem for them. It wasn't a problem all that often after that, either.

The arena was drafty, especially in the upper deck. The sight lines weren't great: The older Madison Square Garden and Nassau Coliseum both had better ones. The sound didn't carry well, even though the sound system was always too loud -- perhaps to cover up for the fact that crowds generally weren't big, unless the Knicks, the Philadelphia 76ers until Julius Erving's retirement in 1987, the Boston Celtics, the Los Angeles Lakers, and the Chicago Bulls once Michael Jordan started winning titles for them in 1991, were in.

The Nets and the Devils both had to get out of that arena. Both did. But only the Devils really benefited. More on that in a moment.

4. The Giants and Jets. While the Nets were the first team to have "New Jersey" as part of their name -- as the ABA's New Jersey Americans in 1967-68, before moving to Long Island, and then returning in 1977 as they played at Rutgers while waiting for the Meadowlands Arena to be built -- the New York football teams set the standard for insulting New Jersey.

The Giants moved to the Meadowlands Sports Complex in 1976, the Jets in 1984. In 1986, the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority, owner of the Complex, had a marker identifying Giants Stadium as being in New Jersey placed at midfield. But it was removed in 1997. In 2000, the Giants switched back to their old "ny" helmet logo. Both Big Blue and Gang Green were ashamed of Jersey before most New Jerseyans ever learned who Bruce Ratner was.

3. The New Jersey Devils. If the Nets had simply waited for the Devils to open their new arena, the Prudential Center in downtown Newark, on October 25, 2007, they would have been in the same situation that the Jets: Tenants, and thus second-class citizens. It was why the Jets wanted out of Shea Stadium (owned by New York City, with dates controlled by the Mets), and then demanded half-ownership of MetLife Stadium: Control of their own home destiny.
The Prudential Center

This came true in the 2010-11 and 2011-12 seasons, when the Nets were tenants of the Devils at the Prudential. The team that owns the arena controls the scheduling. There are 10 metro areas have arenas that currently host both an NBA team and an NHL team: New York (Madison Square Garden), Philadelphia, Boston, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Detroit, Los Angeles, Toronto and Washington. In the cases of New York, Boston, Toronto and Washington, the same people own both teams, so there's some flexibility.

But the Nets, so long a "little brother" franchise to the Knicks, and in a way to the Devils as well, wanted an arena where they would have first choice. That wasn't going to be the Meadowlands, and it wasn't going to be any new arena the Devils would build, either. (In addition to the Prudential Center, a new one at the Meadowlands Complex was considered, as was one next to the Hoboken Terminal.) Regardless of the Devils' success, Nets management didn't want somebody else deciding when they could schedule home games.

2. Brooklyn. Beyond once being the home of baseball's Dodgers, the Borough has a great basketball tradition. Carl Braun, Bobby Wanzer, Red Holzman (yes, he was a great player, too), Lenny Wilkens, Connie Hawkins, Larry Brown, Billy Cunningham, Roger Brown, and Bernard King. And, while he grew up in North Carolina, Michael Jordan was born in Brooklyn. All of these men have made the Basketball Hall of Fame.

And that doesn't include other stars like Sonny Hertzberg, Ray Lumpp, Max Zaslofsky, Fuzzy Levane, Jack McMahon, Rudy LaRusso, Connie Dierking, Kevin Loughery, Doug Moe, Mike Dunleavy Sr., Phil "the Thrill" Sellers, Bernard's brother Albert King, Sam Perkins, Lorenzo Charles, Dwayne "the Pearl" Washington, Mark Jackson, Vinnie "the Microwave" Johnson, John Salley, Stephon Marbury, Carmelo Anthony, Quincy Douby and Jamaal Tinsley.

So once it was established that the Nets had to get out of the Meadowlands, staying in the Tri-State Area may have seemed like a good idea. The possibility of moving to Brooklyn was appealing. It was never going to be the case that a successful Nets team could take the entire City, let alone the entire Tri-State Area, away from the Knicks. But they could become the most popular team in Brooklyn, population then about 2.5 million -- and, by extension, also Staten Island, Queens and Long Island, for a combined population of about 8 million.
The Barclays Center

But what about New Jersey? Didn't all those years of support from the Garden State -- or, at least, the part of it that tilted toward New York instead of Philadelphia -- mean anything?

No:

1. New Jersey Didn’t Care. During the Winter months, New Jerseyans turned their attention to the Devils. If they wanted to watch basketball, they could watch their high school or college teams. If they wanted to watch the NBA, they could watch on television, usually either the Knicks, or the Philadelphia 76ers if they were from Mercer County on south, or the Los Angeles Lakers or whatever team LeBron James happened to be playing for that season. (This season marks the 3rd straight in which that's one team, not two.)

VERDICT: Not Guilty. The old line that Brooklynites had for the Dodgers, "They may be bums, but they're our bums," never really applied in New Jersey. Anyone shouting "Please don't leave us" never made themselves heard over the silence of people who just didn't care.

Ratner buying the Nets may have been dumb. Ratner betting on the Nets being a success in Brooklyn may have been dumb. Ratner no longer owning the Nets, now that they may have more talent than at any time in their 54-season history, may be dumb. But moving them? It was insulting for some of us, but you can hardly blame him for doing it.

Monday, July 20, 2020

Top 10 Worst Team Owners in New York Sports History

As I said in my post about the 10 best, picking the 10 best is harder than picking the 10 worst. Once again, I'm going to limit it to the last 100 years, 1920 to 2020.

10. Stephen W. McKeever, Dodgers, 1925-38. (That's as controlling owner. As at least part-owner, 1912-38.) Steve McKeever was not a bad guy. But after the deaths of Charlie Ebbets and his brother Ed McKeever within days of each other in 1925, he was the owner of a team that never had any money.
There were times during the Great Depression that the Dodgers could have gone out of business. The team was terribly. And Ebbets Field, built in 1913, was already in a state of disrepair, because McKeever couldn't afford to maintain it. The Brooklyn Trust Company controlled Charlie Ebbets' estate, and hired Walter O'Malley to oversee their one-quarter ownership of the Dodgers.

Steve McKeever died in 1938, and that led to the other owners hiring Larry MacPhail away from the Cincinnati Reds, and that ended the Dodgers' danger of becoming the 1st MLB team to go bankrupt in the 20th Century. That ended up never happening, although the Seattle Pilots came pretty close in 1969 and '70, before being sold and becoming the Milwaukee Brewers.

Steve McKeever was a tragic figure, so I can only place him at Number 10. Most of it wasn't his fault.

9. Leon Hess, Jets, 1968-99. (That's as controlling owner. As at least part-owner, 1963-99.) Also not a bad guy. He was a good businessman, in his case the energy business. And he was very generous with charity. He was liked, and he was respected. Jet fans usually did not blame him for the team's failures. But they should have, because he didn't get it done. Hess is not on this list for reasons of personality or scandal. It's strictly business.

When he became majority owner of the Jets, business was booming, thanks to the partner he'd bought out, David "Sonny" Werblin; the head coach that Werblin had hired, Wilbur "Weeb" Ewbank; and the quarterback that Werblin had drafted, Joseph "Broadway Joe" Namath. The Jets won Super Bowl III on January 12, 1969.

For the rest of Hess' life, he owned the Jets, and they reached only 2 AFC Championship Games. (Had he died 4 months sooner, it would have been only 1.) In 24 years after firing Ewbank, he hired 8 head coaches (not counting interim ones), and none got him back to the Super Bowl. Walt Michaels came within 1 game in the 1982-83 season. Bill Parcells came within a half in the 1998-99 season. But that was it.
The worst one was Rich Kotite. A Staten Island native, who'd been a decent tight end for the Giants, and had coached the Philadelphia Eagles into the Playoffs, he seemed like a good fit. On January 4, 1995, Hess told the media, "I'm 80 years old. I want results now!" Here's the results he got: 3-13 in 1995, and 1-15 in 1996.

Kotite quit before he could be fired, and Hess begged Parcells to leave the New England Patriots and come home to New Jersey. It came close to working. And then Hess died. And then Vinny Testaverde got hurt in the next season's opening game, and was out for the season, and the chance to win one for Hess was gone.

8. Mike Burke, Yankees, 1966-73, and Knicks 1973-81. (More accurately, in terms of seasons, he was the Yankees' "owner" 1967-72.) Another guy who isn't on this list for reasons of personality, or for the amount of effort he put into trying to win.
Edmund Michael Burke was a genuine hero of America's effort in World War II. A great businessman. A man who loved sports. And, along with Mayor John Lindsay, the man who saved the original Yankee Stadium for an additional 2 generations. We should thank him for those things.

But while he loved baseball, he didn't know how to run a sports team. Granted, the Topping-Webb regime left CBS, and their handpicked team president Burke, a pig in a poke, basically a brand name and nothing else.

But he didn't do much with it: When the team finally won the whole thing in 1977, only 4 players were left from before George Steinbrenner owned the team: Roy White, Thurman Munson, Sparky Lyle and Graig Nettles. I think when George came in, and then bought Burke out, it was a great relief to Burke.

Upon leaving the Yankees, he was named President of the Madison Square Garden Corporation. But that did him no favors on this list, either. Once again, his timing was terrible: The Knicks had just won 2 titles and reached another Final in 4 seasons, but the key players were getting old. He proved unable to replace them. Finally, in 1981, he sold out, and retired to a farm he'd bought outside Galway, in his ancestors' homeland of Ireland, living there until his death in 1987.

7. "The Secaucus Seven," Nets, 1978-98. Led by Joe Taub and Alan Cohen, these guys got little to work with, and they made less out of it. Having to pay $8 million -- and, as the late sportswriting legend Bert Randolph Sugar would have said, these were Jerry Ford dollars, not Donald Trump dollars -- just to get into the NBA following the collapse of the ABA and to pay off the Knicks for "territorial indemnification" -- the Nets had to sell off their best player, Long Island native Julius "Dr. J" Erving, and a year later trade their next-best player, Bronx native Nate "Tiny" Archibald.

In other words, just to remain in the Tri-State Area, the Nets had to dump 2 of the men who would be named in 1996 to the NBA's 50th Anniversary 50 Greatest Players. (Even as we approach the NBA's 75th Anniversary, Doc is probably still one of the game's top 20.)

So how many times did the Nets make the Playoffs in those 20 seasons that the S7 owned them? 10. Which isn't actually all that bad. But how many Playoff series did they win? One. That was in 1984, against the defending World Champion Philadelphia 76ers -- with Erving -- before falling in 6 in the next round against the Milwaukee Bucks. How many Playoff games did they win? 9, with 5 of those coming, as I said, in '84.

It's not so much how often they made the Playoffs, it's how bad they were when they didn't. And the bad draft picks... Dennis Hopson, Ed O'Bannon, Yinka Dare... Maybe the Nets weren't as big a joke as the other "little brother" team in the NBA, the Los Angeles Clippers... but even when they were a good team, 1982-86 and 1992-94, they didn't exactly sell out the Meadowlands. Partly because the established, glamorous Knicks were also good at the same time.

The S7 sold the Nets in 1998, and in 2001 new ownership made the trade for Jason Kidd and the team made 2 NBA Finals, reaching the Playoffs 6 straight seasons, before Bruce Ratner bought the team and put their breakup and move to Brooklyn into motion.

Despite a 20-year record of ineptitude, I can't rank the S7 any higher, for 2 reasons: There were 7 of them, not any 1 that was more responsible than any other; and the Nets have always been the 2nd basketball team in a 2-team town. Sometimes 3rd, when you consider St. John's.

In fact, counting all the area's major league teams, they're the 9th team in a 9-team town. And, frankly, counting the Liberty and the Red Bulls may not be doing the Nets any favors, either. The owners since have done them no favors, either.

6. Fred Wilpon, Mets, 2002-present. (That's as controlling owner. As at least part-owner, 1980-present.) When Freddy and Nelson Doubleday were co-owners, the Mets reached the Playoffs 4 times, winning the 1986 World Series and the 2000 NL Pennant. Since Doubleday sold out in 2002, and Fred became sole owner and gave his son Jeff Wilpon effective control of the team, it's been 3 Playoff berths, 1 Pennant, and 2 shocking regular-season collapses.
Okay, things happen. Teams have injury crises. Teams simply get beat by better ones. Teams have runs of bad luck. All of these have happened to the Mets since the Wilpons started running things on their own. And while many Met fans were sad to see Shea Stadium go, Citi Field is a much better ballpark, and that was Fred Wilpon's idea.

But the Wilpons trusted Bernie Madoff with their money, and that crippled the Mets financially for the 1st few Citi Field years. And they hired field managers and general managers who didn't know what they were doing. Omar Minaya and his "Los Mets" didn't work: It left Met fans feeling so tortured, it might as well have been called the "Spanish Inquisition."

Willie Randolph got the Mets to within 1 run of a Pennant in 2006. Given what happened in 2007 and '08, with mostly the same players, that may have been the biggest "miracle" in Met history. Jerry Manuel was not the answer. Ask Met fans if they won the 2015 Pennant and the 2016 Wild Card berth because Terry Collins was the manager, and they'll say no, they won those in spite of Collins.

Mickey Callaway was not the answer. Jeff Wilpon hired Carlos Beltran to manage, and he had to have been aware that there was already an investigation into Beltran's activities with the Houston Astros. So now, Luis Rojas is the manager.
Firing Minaya as GM led to the hiring of Sandy Alderson, but his health became an issue, hamstringing the Mets further. Brodie Van Wagenen has been a fool, trying to dictate to his managers how to run things every bit as much as Brian Cashman seemed to do in The Bronx to Joe Girardi and now to Aaron Boone.

It now appears that the Wilpons may finally be about to sell the Mets to Steven A. Cohen, a billionaire hedge fund manager with a company history of bigotry, misogyny and crooked dealings. When the other option was... Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez.

That's the Mets for ya. As their former manager Jeff Torborg once said about ways to catch the knuckleball, there are two theories about how to run the Mets, and, unfortunately, neither of them work. As was proven when they were owned by...

5. Lorinda de Roulet, Mets, 1975-80. Joan Payson knew her baseball, and that's a big reason why she was a member of the board of directors of the baseball New York Giants. She was the only board member to vote against the move to San Francisco in 1957, and that's a big reason why she was offered the chance to buy into the National League as the 1st owner of a new team for New York, the Mets.

Mrs. Payson owned the Mets from their laughable 1962 beginnings to their 1969 World Championship and their 1973 Pennant. Then, in 1975, she died. Her daughter, Lorinda de Roulet, inherited the team.

She knew that she knew nothing about baseball, so she trusted the team's president, M. Donald Grant. He was cheap. Not because the Mets weren't making money. And even if they weren't, it wasn't his money: Mrs. de Roulet was a de Roulet by marriage, and both a Payson and a Whitney by blood. She was richer than George Steinbrenner. She could afford to spend whatever she wanted.

But she trusted Grant, and he thought baseball players were beneath him. He had what Marvin Miller, director of the players' union, called "a plantation mentality." When he pulled a dirty trick that led to Tom Seaver, "The Franchise," demanding a trade in mid-1977, hardly any of the '73 Pennant winners were left. After the season, he got rid of Bud Harrelson, the last remaining player from the '69 titlists.

Mrs. de Roulet finally fired the old buzzard in 1978. By that point, attendance at Shea Stadium was so sparse, it was being called Grant's Tomb: It had gone from a City record 2.7 million fans in the 1970 season to under 800,000 by 1979 -- or, per game, from 33,000 to 9,740. The Mets were bad, and not even interesting. They had bottomed out every bit as much as the Yankees had in 1966, and without the history to back it up.

Not until 1980 did things begin to turn around at Shea. That was the year when Lorinda sold the team to Fred Wilpon and Nelson Doubleday. They hired Frank Cashen, who helped build the Baltimore Orioles team that dominated the American League from 1966 to 1971, as general manager. His drafts and trades built the Mets into a contender by 1984, and a World Champion in 1986.

In 2003, the last remaining original Met broadcaster, Bob Murphy, retired. Among the former Met personalities invited back to Shea Stadium for a pregame ceremony was Mrs. de Roulet. Along with Mayor Mike Bloomberg, she was one of only two people booed that night. I had a close enough seat that I could see the look on her face, and she seemed puzzled as to why people were booing her, 23 years after she sold the team.
New Yorkers have long memories: If they could still hate Walter O'Malley 46 years after the Dodgers were taken away from him, hating her after 23 years was a piece of cake.

Lorinda de Roulet is still alive, age 88, but hasn't been involved in professional sports since selling the Mets, 40 years ago.

This may come as a shock to Met fans of a certain age, but there have been 4 team owners in New York sports that were worse than Lorinda de Roulet and Fred Wilpon.

4. Bruce Ratner, Nets, 2004-10. How to screw up a good thing. The New Jersey Nets had reached the NBA Finals in 2002 and 2003, and the Knicks were terrible. For the 1st time, really, the Nets had the chance to be the Tri-State Area's most popular basketball team. They were already its most successful, at least recently, despite the Knicks' 1994 and '99 trips to the Finals.

Enter Ratner. Emphasis on the "Rat." A real estate developer, he could have led the move to build a new arena for the Nets and Devils, so they could leave the Meadowlands in style. Instead of joining the Devils in the building of the Prudential Center, he wanted to build an arena in the Atlantic Yards section of Brooklyn, and move the Nets there. New Jersey basketball fans finally had a great team, and, instead of helping, the new owner stabbed them in the back, right through the heart.
For reasons I won't get into, the Barclays Center project dragged on. And on. And on. Even the Montreal Expos were not a lame-duck franchise as long as the New Jersey Nets were. Finally, in 2010, Ratner had had enough: He sold the Nets to Russian oligarch Mikhail Prokhorov, so that he could concentrate on finishing the Barclays Center project. He did, and it opened in 2012.

Nets games have not become a big happening in Brooklyn. Really, the people of the Borough couldn't care less. As bad as the Knicks have been in the 21st Century, they are still more popular in Brooklyn than the Nets are. And Prokhorov, who promised big things for the franchise, also failed as an owner, and has sold out.

In the 6 seasons that Ratner owned the Nets, they went from Atlantic Division Champions in 2004, and Division Champions again in 2006, to 12-70 in 2010. And he killed their fan base, and failed to build a new one where he was moving them to. He packed as much ugliness into 6 years as Fred Wilpon has in 18 years.

3. Walter O'Malley, Dodgers, 1950-57. (That's as controlling owner. As at least part-owner, 1942-57. Counting Los Angeles, 1942-79.) Did he have anything to do with the Dodgers' success in the 7 seasons between his buying out of Branch Rickey and his move of the team? Not much. The biggest move was in hiring Walter Alston as manager in 1954 -- and even that may have been more of him being convinced by general manager Emil "Buzzie" Bavasi.
Let's get it out of the way right now: If you think the move of the Brooklyn Dodgers to Los Angeles was a bad thing, the person most responsible for it was Walter O'Malley.

Robert Moses, who controlled construction of pretty much anything in the State of New York at the time, refused to condemn the land that O'Malley wanted for a new stadium, which would have been built in Atlantic Yards, where the Barclays Center was eventually built. Moses offered O'Malley a stadium he wanted to build in Flushing Meadow, but O'Malley didn't want to own the Queens Dodgers, so he turned it down, and started looking elsewhere. This was the stadium that would eventually become Shea Stadium.

O'Malley has been called a "visionary." But his "vision" only seemed to succeed when it could benefit him, not the fans of the Brooklyn Dodgers. If he was such a visionary, then he should have found a way around Moses. He could have gone to Mayor Robert Wagner. If Wagner refused to help, O'Malley could have gone to Governor Averell Harriman.

If he refused to help, O'Malley had other options. The City of New York was electing a Mayor in 1957. How the hell Wagner got elected to a 2nd term after losing the Dodgers and the Giants, I don't know. Get-out-the-vote efforts by the City's Democratic machine, I guess. O'Malley could have financed a candidate to beat Wagner.

Failing that, the State of New York was electing a Governor in 1958. O'Malley could have helped Nelson Rockefeller beat Harriman, which did happen. Rocky would have had no qualms about overruling Moses on the stadium, because he went on to overrule him on other things, and finally removed him from power in 1968.

But O'Malley, who had already forced Branch Rickey, Red Barber and Jackie Robinson away from the Dodgers, chose not to find a way around Moses. He moved the Dodgers to Los Angeles after the 1957 season.

It wasn't because Los Angeles was potentially a great market for baseball. If he thought he could make more money staying in Brooklyn, he would have. If he thought he could make more money in San Diego, or Hawaii, or Japan, or Antarctica, or on the Moon, that's where the Dodgers would be playing today. Walter O'Malley was about Walter O'Malley, and that meant that he was about money.

2. Horace Stoneham, Giants (baseball), 1936-57. (Counting San Francisco, 1936-76.) It was no contest. And not just because he owned the team for 22 seasons and won just 1 World Championship. That's not that bad. They did win 4 Pennants. Throw in what happened after he left New York, and that's 5 Pennants, for an average of 1 every 8 seasons. I know, it doesn't work that way. But it makes him look somewhat competent.

He wasn't. He inherited the team from his father Charles (who owned the team from 1919 until his death in 1936), and saw them win Pennants in 1936 and 1937. But the rise of 2 teams built by Branch Rickey -- first the St. Louis Cardinals and then the Brooklyn Dodgers -- saw what had been the most successful sports team in North America become the 3rd-biggest baseball team in New York City.
He never spent much to rebuild the team, or to maintain the ballpark. As the neighborhoods -- Harlem to the south, Washington Heights to the West -- deteriorated, so, too, did the Polo Grounds. When he made the decision to move, he was asked about the young fans he was abandoning. He said, "I feel bad for the kids, but I haven't seen too many of their fathers lately."

The fathers didn't want to risk their cars and sit in a rickety old stadium. It was 46 years old at the time of the move, but already in worse shape than either Ebbets Field, or Shea Stadium, or the original Yankee Stadium ever got.

The Giants then had the Minneapolis Millers of the American Association as their top farm team. There were going to move to Minneapolis for the 1958 season. It would have been the cheapest option. Then, O'Malley told him of the plan to move the Dodgers to Los Angeles, and said, Why don't you move the Giants to San Francisco? It would keep the rivalry going.

Although the move to the City By the Bay paid off financially and competitively at first, things dropped off, and by 1976, Stoneham nearly moved them again, to Toronto, before finding a buyer.

The thing is, it didn't have to be this way. Moses had offered O'Malley the Flushing Meadow stadium. Had he offered it to Stoneham, the Giants probably would have moved into a new stadium there by Opening Day 1960, and might be playing in Citi Field today.

And, all that time, New Yorkers would have still gotten to see Willie Mays, and also Willie McCovey, Orlando Cepeda, Gaylord Perry, Bobby and Barry Bonds, Jack Clark, the unrelated Will Clark, Madison Bumgarner, Buster Posey, and, with no hard feelings, Jeff Kent.

There would never have been a Mets, so they wouldn't have had Tom Seaver or Mike Piazza. But they still might have had a "miracle" title in 1969 (the Giants finished 2nd in the NL West, and would instead have been in the NL East, and might've beat the Chicago Cubs out, and then all bets would have been off). There wouldn't have been a title in 1986, but there could have been Pennants in 1989, 2002, 2010, 2012 and 2014 -- and the Giants did win their Division in 2000, before losing to the Mets, so, in addition to 1962, there could have been at least 1 other Subway Series between the Giants and the Yankees.

All Stoneham had to do was ask Moses for help. The plan was there, waiting for a team to take it. But Stoneham was the biggest fool who ever owned a New York sports team.

But not the worst owner.

1. Charles Dolan, Knicks and Rangers, 1994-present. As the owner of Cablevision, Dolan bought the Madison Square Garden Corporation. He sold Cablevision in 2016, but kept control of the Garden Corporation. It should have been the other way around.
He became controlling owner of the teams just after both had made the Finals in their respective sports, the Rangers winning, the Knicks coming within 1 game of doing so. 26 years. 2 teams. 2 berths in the Finals. 2 Finals games won. That's it.

Yes, more of the blame can be laid at his son James, the actual operator of the Knicks and the Rangers. But when Mike McCaskey ran the Chicago Bears into the ground, his father Ed "took the keys away." And when it became obvious that William Clay Ford Jr. was never going to turn the Detroit Lions around, his mother, Martha Firestone Ford -- making Bill Ford a great-grandson of both auto titan Henry Ford and tire mogul Henry Firestone -- removed him from power.

Charles Dolan continues to let James Dolan run the Knicks and the Rangers. Charles is 93 years old, making him the oldest team owner in New York sports history. As far as I know, he is not in ill health. Even if he were, James is 65, and could run the teams for a long time to come.
Telling Knicks and Rangers fans, "It can't get any worse" will be no comfort to them. They've seen it get very bad. They know that things can get worse, even than they are now.

James Dolan recently tested positive for COVID-19. He recovered. It would be wrong for Knick or Ranger fans to wish death on him. But I'm sure there were a few who were happy to know he suffered.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Final Buzzer for the New Jersey Nets

Last night, the Nets said goodbye to New Jersey with a 105-87 loss to the Philadelphia 76ers -- the team to whom they were forced to sell Julius Erving before they were allowed into the league, let alone before they ever played a regular-season game in the Garden State.

The Nets actually outscored the Sixers in the 2nd and 3rd quarters, but faded in the 4th. MarShon Brooks scored 18 to lead the team in their last Jersey game.

With the victory, the Sixers clinched a Playoff berth. That's nice... (rolleyes)

A halftime ceremony honored former Nets, including Derrick Coleman, Michael Ray Richardson, Kenny Anderson, Darryl Dawkins, Albert King, Todd MacCulloch and Kerry Kittles.

Video messages from former Nets players and coaches -- including Jason Kidd, Vince Carter and Kenyon Martin -- were played throughout the contest, while the stands were filled with fans wearing Nets jerseys both new and old.

There were 18,711 fans at the Prudential Center -- a sellout. The crowd chanted "Let's Go Nets" and "Dee-fense" for the tilt's entire 48 minutes, and it gave an appreciative round of applause as the game ended and the Nets' final seconds in New Jersey wound down.

On Thursday night, the Nets play their final game as the New Jersey Nets, away to the Toronto Raptors.

But last night's final score was a very final final.

The 1st Nets home game was a 111-103 loss to the New Orleans Jazz (who became the Utah Jazz in 1979) at the Rutgers Athletic Center (which became the Louis Brown Athletic Center in 1986) in Piscataway.

New Jersey Nets, born October 21, 1977, died April 23, 2012. Age 34.

Time of death, 9:55 PM. Cause of death: Murder, stabbed in the back by Bruce Ratner. Wound mortal, but death took 8 years.

NBA Eastern Conference Champions 2002 and 2003. NBA Atlantic Division Champions 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2006.

But they could have been so much more.

Requiescat in pace.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Top 10 Reasons the New Jersey Nets Are Dying Tonight

The Boston Red Sox found a foolproof way to cool off the Yankee bats, prevent the Yankee arms from getting their hitters out, and avoid a sweep at the hands of the greatest sports franchise in the history of man's inhumanity to man.

The weather. Last night's game was rained out. As of yet, a makeup date has not been announced.

The New York Rangers, the top seed in the NHL's Eastern Conference, need to win Game 6 in Ottawa tonight, to keep the Senators from clinching the first-round Playoff series, and keep the Rangers' hopes alive.

The New Jersey Devils must do the same tomorrow night, against the Florida Panthers, but at least they'll be at home. If the Panthers win Game 6 in Newark or Game 7 at home in Sunrise, Florida, it'll be their first Playoff series win in 16 years.

The Vancouver Canucks, who came within 1 win of the Stanley Cup last season, and this time had the best overall record in the NHL's regular season, have been eliminated by the Los Angeles Kings, the 8th seed in the Western Conference. The Kings hadn't won a Playoff series in 11 years.

The perennially contending Detroit Red Wings have been eliminated by the Nashville Predators, who thus won a Playoff series for the first time in the franchise's 14-year history.

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The New Jersey Nets should have been so lucky. Tonight, at the Prudential Center, they will play their last home game as a New Jersey team, against the Philadelphia 76ers.

Perhaps the choice of opponent was appropriate, since it was selling Julius "Doctor J" Erving to the Sixers that gave the Nets the money they needed to enter the NBA (and the Knicks' territory) from the ABA in 1976, going, in their last season in the Nassau Coliseum, from ABA Champions to the NBA's worst record.

True, in their 35 seasons in New Jersey -- the 1st 4, 1977-81, at the Rutgers Athletic Center (now the Louis Brown Athletic Center) in Piscataway; the next 29, 1981-2010, at the Brendan Byrne Arena (later Continental Airlines Arena, now the Izod Center) in East Rutherford; and the last 2 sharing the Prudential Center with the Devils -- they've made the Playoffs 16 times. But in only 6 of those seasons did they win a Playoff series. Twice, in 2002 and 2003, they won the Eastern Conference Championship, but lost in the Finals both times.

But all those other teams I mentioned will still exist next fall. The New Jersey Nets will not.

Yes, they will be the Brooklyn Nets. Yes, same metropolitan area. And, historically, it will be better, since it seems to make more sense for the Brooklyn Nets -- on the physical/geological, if not political, structure of "Long Island" -- than for the New Jersey Nets to claim the honors of the 1968-77 New York Nets as their own:

* 1970 American Basketball Association Playoffs
* 1971 ABA Playoffs
* 1972 ABA Finals
* 1973 ABA Playoffs
* 1974 ABA Champions
* 1975 ABA Eastern Division Co-Champions
* 1976 ABA Champions

Plus, retired numbers Julius Erving (32), Wendell Ladner (4) and Bill Melchionni (25) never played for the New Jersey Nets, and John Williamson (23) was already past his prime by that point. The only retired numbers the New Jersey edition of the franchise should be claiming are Buck Williams (52) and Drazen Petrovic (3, and that's due more to his tragic early death than to his talent, which was immense). When Jason Kidd retires from playing, the Brooklyn Nets can retire his number (5), but will anybody in New Jersey still care?

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Top 10 Reasons the New Jersey Nets Are Dying Tonight

10. Television. The Nets have never been well-served by TV. First Channel 9 (WOR, now WWOR) would only show their games on tape-delay at 11:30 PM. Granted, they also did this for the Knicks, Rangers and Islanders, and they still got promoted well.

But SportsChannel, which established the cable broadcast rights for the Nets, Mets and Islanders in 1976, was no better. The Nets (and Mets and Islanders) stayed on SportsChannel from its establishment until 1998. Whereas the Yankees, Knicks and Rangers were all on the Madison Square Garden Network, and had that power -- and, more importantly, that desire -- behind them. The Nets might as well not have existed.

9. Roy Boe. The owner of both the Nets and the New York Islanders could have kept the Nets at the Nassau Coliseum, at least until the Meadowlands arena was ready. Putting them in the 9,000-seat Rutgers Athletic Center -- and still not being able to fill it -- was a bush-league move. Then he punked out by selling the team to the Secaucus Seven.

8. Larry Brown. Newly hired as the head coach at Dallas' Southern Methodist University (SMU), Love-Em-and-Leave-Em Larry has won more games than any basketball coach. Ever. Pro, college or high school. Male or female. Living or dead. He's also the only coach to win both NCAA and NBA Championships. (1988 Kansas, 2004 Detroit Pistons.)

Born in Brooklyn, raised on Long Island, he was a camp counselor, and one of the campers there was future sportswriter Tony Kornheiser. How does "Mister Tony" describe Brown's genius? "He took the Clippers to the Playoffs! Nobody takes the Clippers to the Playoffs!" (He said this before the NBA gave the Clippers Chris Paul and Blake Griffin.) In fact, Brown took both "little brother" franchises, the Nets and the Clippers, to the Playoffs twice. Sounds like genius to me.

Well, he didn't exactly take the Nets to the Playoffs twice. He got them into the Playoffs in 1982, but shortly before the 1983 regular season ended, he resigned to take the head job at the University of Kansas. If Brown had stayed with the Nets, he could have made them winners, even with the budget that would have been forced on him by...

7. The Secaucus Seven. Led by ADP founder Henry Taub, this group bought the Nets from Boe (who remained the owner of the Islanders for a while) in 1978, and were among the most incompetent ownership groups in sports history. They essentially kept the Nets in a minor-league atmosphere for 20 years.

6. The Death of Drazen Petrovic. After his car crash on June 7, 1993, the team went into a tailspin. The Nets had a good 1993-94 season, but after that, Derrick Coleman and Kenny Anderson couldn't keep themselves, let alone the team, together. By the winter of 1994-95, the Nets were a joke again. We'll never know what could have happened if Petro had lived.

5. The New York Knicks. The Knicks could have waived their territorial indemnification fee, $4.8 million, and the Nets would only have had to pay $3.2 million for entry into the NBA. Because they wouldn't, that meant the Nets would have had to sell Erving, by far their best player, and the most exciting talent in basketball at the time, or risk not being one of the 4 ABA teams let in, despite being the last ABA Champions and 2 of the last 3.

The Nets offered Erving directly to the Knicks in exchange for waiving the fee. In effect, the Nets were trading their biggest reason to exist for their right to exist. The Knicks could sure have used Doc: Earl Monroe was pretty much the only reason to see them at this point. Walt Frazier and Bill Bradley were in decline, and Willis Reed, Dave DeBusschere and Jerry Lucas had all retired. The Knicks said no. So the Nets offered Doc to the 76ers, at that point the Knicks' nearest (if not greatest) rival, and got $3 million for him.

Result: Both the Knicks and the Nets were pretty much irrelevant for 5 years, before they both got their act together in the early 1980s, but neither was able to keep it together for long.

This one transaction turned the Nets from a potentially great franchise into a joke, and it didn't matter what Boe, or the Secaucus Seven, did: For the most part, their hands were tied due to money. Had the Knicks' ownership decided that having the Nets nearby would be good for business, it could have made the Nets contenders much sooner, and by 2004 the franchise might have been worth more than Bruce Ratner was willing to pay. And there might be a couple of NBA title banners hanging with the ABA title banners in the Prudential Center -- instead of those ABA banners going over to Brooklyn.

4. The House of Steinbrenner. In 1999, Raymond Chambers and Lewis Katz, who had bought the Nets from the Secaucus Seven a year earlier, sold the team to a holding company owned by George Steinbrenner. In 2003, that company bought the Devils from John McMullen -- oddly enough, a former minority owner of the Yankees who sold out to George and bought the Houston Astros. (It was McMullen who said, "Nothing is so limiting as being one of George Steinbrenner's 'limited partners.'")

But the organization, first called "YankeeNets" and then "Yankee Global Enterprises," fell apart because the Tampa Mafia -- the Steinbrenner family and hangers-on like Randy Levine and Lonn Trost -- didn't want to pay for a new arena for the Nets and Devils. You'll notice that the YES Network has broadcast the Nets since its 2002 inception, but has never given them serious promotion. At times, Ivy League football has gotten more of a push on that network than the Nets.

(George, Hank and Hal Steinbrenner all graduated from Williams College in Massachusetts, a Division III school, though a very Ivy-ish one. They've all had a strong interest in college football, especially since George's wife Joan is an Ohio State graduate and George was an assistant coach at Northwestern and Purdue.)

But none of that would have mattered if not for the top 3 reasons.

3. The NBA Owners. On April 13, just 10 days ago, they officially approved the move. If they hadn't, the most likely course of action would have been for the Nets to play another season in the Prudential and, pleading poverty (never mind how rich Ratner and Prokhorov are), get the move approved for 2013-14 instead of 2012-13.

This could have bought time for a deal to keep the Nets in the Prudential Center, or to get their own arena built -- possibly a new one at the Meadowlands, or a revamped Izod Center, or a new one next to Red Bull Arena, or maybe adjacent to the Hoboken Terminal, which was a deal once offered to the Devils. The chances wouldn't have been good, but it would have been possible as a way of saving Ne Jersey's NBA team.

2. Bruce Ratner. The real estate tycoon is the force behind the creation, approval, and construction of the Barclays Center. When he bought the Nets from Yankee Global Enterprises in 2004, he did it with the intention of moving them to the arena he wanted to build at the Atlantic Yards site in Brooklyn, across from the Long Island Rail Road's terminal, right where Walter O'Malley had once wanted to build a new stadium for the Brooklyn Dodgers. O'Malley's deal fell through, and he moved the Dodgers 2,784 miles away to Los Angeles; Ratner's deal was approved, and he's moving the Nets 12 miles, but still to another State, let alone city.

The announcement totally killed off the Nets' momentum. In the preceding 2 seasons, they had made the NBA Finals. Finally, being a Nets fan was cool -- especially with the Knicks being in the middle of the Isiah Thomas era. The Nets could have become the basketball team in the Tri-State Area. Instead, they became a "lame-duck" team, and have been one for 8 years. Even the Montreal Expos were only lame-duck for half that long.

But even Bruce's rat-ness wouldn't have mattered if not for Reason Number 1.

1. Mikhail Prokhorov. Yes, the new owner. The man Ratner sold out to, because he was desperate for cash to keep the Atlantic Yards project afloat. Prokhorov could have decided, at any time, that he could make a go of it in New Jersey, especially with a nice new arena, the Prudential Center, which is convenient for both automobile and public transit passengers.

He could have decided that he had a good thing. He could have decided to screw Ratner over -- after all, Ratner had screwed over not just New Jersey basketball fans, but the people who owned the businesses at the Atlantic Yards site.

Prokhorov chose to stick with Ratner's plan. Seeing that the patient's wound would be mortal if not treated, this "doctor" (definitely not to be confused with Doctor J) chose not to treat it.

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So what will I do for an NBA team after tonight? Well, my team is abandoning me, so, officially, as of tonight's final whistle -- the Nets didn't even come close to making the Playoffs, couldn't even "die with dignity" -- I am a free agent.

Should I "re-sign" with the Nets, in their Brooklyn incarnation?

Should I switch to the Knicks -- knowing full well that they're a big reason why I had a team in the first place, but also knowing damn well that they're a big reason why I no longer have a team?

Should I be angry at both of them, and go down the Turnpike (or the New Jersey Transit Northeast Corridor and the SEPTA R7 lines), and switch to the next-closest team, the Philadelphia 76ers?

Should I root for someone else?

Should I just give up on the NBA entirely?

What do you think? Forgive and forget, and stick with the Nets? Forgive and foreget, and switch to the Knicks? Or walk, and take the Sixers? Or walk, and take someone else? Or walk and take no one else?

It's good to have options, but this is one option I never wanted.

Requiescat in pace, 1977-2012.

UPDATE: I walked, deciding to wait and see. Through the 2017-18 season, I have not taken up any other NBA team. The fact that the Knicks and Nets have both continued to stink, with a few brief moments of brilliance, has reinforced that decision.

The Devils are now owned by the same group that owns the 76ers, and both of those teams are on the rise. A decision may be near.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

New Jersey's NBA Goodbye Is Set; Dr. Sócrates, 1954-2011


And another awkward goodbye for sports in this area: The revised, post-lockout NBA schedule has been released. The Knicks open at Madison Square Garden on December 25 -- you may know it as "Christmas Day" -- at noon against the Boston Celtics. These are, of course, the only two remaining 1946 charter members of the NBA still playing in their original cities.

Also playing on Christmas Day (all times Eastern):

* 2:30, a rematch of last season's (and the 2006 season's) NBA Finals, the Miami heat at the Dallas Mavericks.

* 5:00, the two most successful franchises of the last 25 years, the Chicago Bulls at the Los Angeles Lakers.

* 8:00, two of the up-and-coming teams of the league, the Orlando Magic at the Oklahoma City Thunder.

* 10:30, the Los Angeles Clippers at the Golden State Warriors in Oakland -- two teams that could have been arch-rivals, but instead are notorious underachievers.

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The Nets open the next day, at the Verizon Center in D.C., against the Washington Wizards. Formerly known as the Washington Bullets. And the Capital Bullets. And the Baltimore Bullets. And the Chicago Zephyrs. And the Chicago Packers. They may the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim look like a paragon of nomenclatural stability.

The last Nets home opener in New Jersey will be the next day, December 27, against the Atlanta Hawks at the Prudential Center.
The Nets' New Jersey finale -- barring the Playoffs, but who's kidding who -- will be on Monday night, April 23, at the Prudential Center. Somewhat appropriately, it will be against the team to whom the New York Nets had to sell Julius Erving just to get into the NBA in 1976, the Philadelphia 76ers. Instantly, they went from being the best team in the ABA to being the worst team in the NBA, moved to the Rutgers Athletic Center in 1977, changing their name to the New Jersey Nets, to the Meadowlands in 1981, and to the Prudential a year ago.

The last day of the NBA regular season will be Thursday, April 26, and the Nets will play their last game as the New Jersey Nets at the Air Canada Centre against the Toronto Raptors. Come November 2012, it will be home games at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, as the Brooklyn Nets.
Damn you, Bruce Ratner. R.I.P. New Jersey Nets, 1977-2012.

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Sócrates is dead. No, not the ancient Greek philosopher. Well, yeah, him, too, but he's been dead for 2,410 years. I mean the Brazilian soccer legend.

Sócrates Brasileiro Sampaio de Souza Vieira de Oliveira was born on February 19, 1954 in Belém, in the State of Pará, in northern Brazil, far from the huge cities of the country's south, Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo. He began playing professionally as a midfielder for Botagfogo-SP Ribeirão Preto in the State of São Paulo -- not to be confused with Botafogo de Futebol e Regatas (football and rowing), of Rio, one of the most-supported clubs in the world.

In 1978, he signed São Paulo club Corinthians, and he became a legend. He led them to the São Paulo State Championship in 1979, 1982 and 1983. In the 1982 World Cup in Spain, wearing the Number 8, he was the biggest star on a Brazil team that thrilled the world with its stylish play, much as the 1970 Brazil team led by Pelé did. Sócrates was their main playmaker, a two-footed shooter known for his white headband, and for making blind heel passes to teammates like Zico, Éder Assis and Roberto Dinamite.

As the man himself said, in words that would be agreed upon by Dutch visionary Johan Cruijff and Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger, "Beauty comes first. Victory is second. What matters is joy."

However, this was the era of the World Cup being decided by 2 group stages, and, despite a goal by Sócrates, Italy knocked them out thanks to a hat trick by Juventus star Paolo Rossi -- who titled his memoir I Made Brazil CryThat Brazil team is often called the best team not to make a World Cup Final.

Sócrates also played for Brazil in the 1986 World Cup in Mexico (now wearing Number 18 and, like Chicago Bears quarterback Jim McMahon at the same time, making his white headband iconic), but they lost to France on penalties in the Quarterfinal.
The Italians must have seen something in Sócrates, because in 1984, he was signed by Florence-based Fiorentina. But he may have gotten homesick, because he returned to Brazil after just 1 season, playing for Rio's Flamengo (winning the Rio State Championship in 1986) and São Paulo's Santos (Pelé's old club), before concluding his career in 1989 with the club with whom he started, Botafogo-SP.

He later managed them, and also Ecuador's leading club, LDU Quito, and Rio club Cabofriense. In 2004, at 50, he made a 1-game (12-minute, as it turned out) comeback with Yorkshire side Garforth Town.

His father was a prominent civil servant, and so, unlike most Brazilian boys of his generation, Sócrates was able to go to college. He went to medical school, and became a practicing physician, and was known in the public imagination as Doctor Sócrates.

I know: It sounds like the name of a comic-book supervillain. But he was a hero. When the Brazilian military coup happened in 1964, he was 10 years old, and saw his father get rid of the thing he valued the most: His large book collection.

Knowing that wasn't right, Sócrates spent much of his soccer career also engaging in political agitation, founding the Corinthians Democracy movement (possibly in tribute to the ancient Greeks, inventors of democracy and originators of the names both he and his club bore). On March 15, 1985, an elected government took office, and Sócrates and the others who opposed the military dictatorship were vindicated.

Soccer writer Adrian North compared him to one of his political heroes, Argentine revolutionary Ernesto "Che" Guevara, who was no hero: "Che believed to change the world, he needed a voice and a gun. Socrates believed he could change his country by amplifying his voice through football."
"I smoke. I drink. I think."
Ernest Hemingway would have loved him.
So would Jack Kerouac, until the subject turned to politics.

Ironically, this brilliant man who was also a physician smoked, and it led to a few ailments that combined to lead to his death 3 days ago. He was only 57, and left behind a wife and 6 children.

Dilma Rousseff, President of Brazil: "On the field, with his talent and sophisticated touches, he was a genius. Off the field... he was active politically, concerned with his people and his country."

Ronaldo (the bald Brazilian, not the gel-haired Portuguese): "Sad start to the day. Rest in peace Dr. Socrates."

Paolo Rossi: "His death is piece of our history that's broken off and gone away."

We call our sports stars "heroes." Doctor Sócrates really was a hero, for his country and for the world, for his time and for all time.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Devils Hired WHO? And the Last New Jersey NBA Schedule

Peter DeBoer as head coach of the Florida Panthers.
Note the ad for the Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital,
in nearby Hollywood, Florida.

Finally, the New Jersey Devils have a new head coach.

It's not the old, old coach, Jacques Lemaire.

Nor is it another old coach, Larry Robinson.

Or a recent old coach, John MacLean.

It's... Peter DeBoer.

Who?

At the risk of this turning into an Abbot & Costello routine, here goes:

Peter DeBoer is 43 years old, and a native of Windsor, Ontario, across the Detroit River from Detroit. He was a center who played 7 seasons in the minor leagues, never reaching the NHL.

From 1995 to 2008, he coached in the minors, winning 5 Division titles and the 2003 Memorial Cup -- of course, that was in the system of his "hometown" team, the Detroit Red Wings. His one previous helm of an NHL team, the Florida Panthers, ran the past 3 seasons, 2008-09, 2009-10 and 2010-11 -- and they did not make the Playoffs.

Not enough money? Bullshit. There's a salary cap now, the South Florida metropolitan area has 5.5 million people -- 10th-largest market in the NHL, 8th if you combine 3-team New York and 2-team Los Angeles into 1 each -- and with all the opportunities for merchandising and promotion, there's no such thing as a "small market" anymore; only management with small imagination.

For a moment, I thought Devils general manager Lou Lamoriello had hired one of the DeBoer twins, who had starred for the great Amsterdam-based soccer team Ajax in the 1990s. Frank de Boer is now Ajax's manager, having just led them to their country's league championship, and his brother Ronald has also retired as an active player.

Both were better players in their sport than Peter DeBoer is in his, and Frank is already, by far, the more accomplished head coach.

Peter DeBoer? Seriously? Is this the best guy Lou Lam could get? Or was he the best guy that the notoriously cheap Lou was willing to pay for?

Either way, Lou needs to have a visit from Leroy Jethro Gibbs from NCIS, and get slapped on the back of his big bald head.

This is a major league bonehead hire, and all the good done in the last 2/3rds of the 2010-11 season is going to evaporate.

If I turn out to be wrong, feel free to remind me. I will gladly eat that crow and humble pie, if I can wash it down with champagne from the Stanley Cup.

UPDATE: At first, it looked like I was very wrong: DeBoer led the Devils to the Stanley Cup Finals. After that, though, he turned out to be terrible, and was fired. Then he led the San Jose Sharks to the Stanley Cup Finals. He's led 2 different teams to the Finals, but he's 0-2 in them.

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Also, the NBA schedule has been released -- a rather optimistic gesture, considering that, like the NFL, the league has officially locked its players out.

Assuming the lockout is settled, and the season opens on time, the Nets open the 2011-12 season on Wednesday, November 2, at the Verizon Center in Washington, against the Wizards.

The 1st home game will be on Saturday, November 5, a 12:00 matinee at the Prudential Center, against the Detroit Pistons.

The last home game of the regular season – and, most likely, the last game the team will ever play under the name "the New Jersey Nets," unless they somehow make the Playoffs – will be on Wednesday, April 18, 2012, an 8:00 start, against the Chicago Bulls. Swell, a good team. Way to set up a victory in the team's finale, boys.

Why do I still care? Bruce Ratner can go fuck himself for all I care, and if Mikhail Prokhorov can't see that Newark can be every bit as good a basketball city as Brooklyn, then he can go fucksky himself with a cold Siberian pitchfork.

Your New Jersey teams, ladies and gentlemen. Oy...

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Nets: Number 30 in NBA, Number 1 in NY

Last night, the New Jersey Nets pounded the New York Knickerbockers, 113-93 at Madison Square Garden.

Devin Harris scored 31 points. Yi Jianlan got hurt, though. The Nets' record advances to 7-55. They are now on a pace to exactly match the 1973 Philadelphia 76ers for the worst record in NBA history, 9-73. The Knickleheads are now 21-41, but have lost 12 of their last 14. Only they and the Charlotte Bobcats -- the league's newest team (6th season) and the only one of the 30 current teams never to have made the Playoffs -- have lost to the Nets twice this awful season.

According to the Elias Sports Bureau, the Knicks' 18 missed 3-pointers sets an NBA record for most attempts without a make.

Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni: "I don't know about shocking, but it's bad. It's about as bad as it can get."

Nets coach Kiki Vandeweghe: "I wish we could do this all the time."

You and me both, Kiki. You know the old saying: "Wish in one hand and poop in the other, and see which one gets filled up the fastest."

The Knicks, with the Isiah Thomas debacle, had to hit rock bottom before Cablevision/ITT/Gulf + Western/Paramount/Madison Square Garden Corporation owner Charles Dolan said, "Enough." He finally decided that his son James' choice of Isiah as head coach and general manager had to end, because the Knicks weren't just losing on the court, they were embarrassing in the locker room and in the boardroom. Isiah out, GM Donnie Walsh and head coach D'Antoni in.

But Charles Dolan's top priority had to change from making money (which the Garden Corporation does no matter what happens in play for the Knicks and Rangers) to avoiding embarrassment in order for the worst of the Knicks' losing to stop.

The Nets? Outgoing owner Bruce Ratner never had winning, or even avoiding embarrassment, as a priority. It was all about getting the Atlantic Yards project through. He is a real estate developer; for him, unlike many other rich guys (George Steinbrenner, for example), he wasn't using a sports team as a vehicle for enjoying winning, or even for testing himself in another field. He wasn't even using a sports team as a vehicle for directly making money. He wanted that land in Brooklyn, and the structures and businesses that he could put on it.

And that's why he's nearing completion of the process of selling the Nets to Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov: Because the Atlantic Yards deal is close enough to completion that he now only needs the Nets as a tenant, not a possession. In essence, he was using them as a "beard" to impress the boss (i.e. the people who had to approve the deal). He didn't love the Nets, he just used them. Used them for sex? Nope, but he certainly screwed over what few fans the Nets had left, and he's taking the DVDs and CDs without even leaving breakfast behind.

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Look at all that has happened to the Nets since their last Atlantic Division title in 2006:

* The dumping of stars Jason Kidd, Kenyon Martin, Richard Jefferson and Vince Carter.

* Getting next to nothing in return, although Devin Harris did come in the Kidd deal.

* A resumption of the team's history of hideously bad draft picks.

* Remaining stuck in the Meadowlands Arena (by any name) for 3 seasons, while the Devils were smart enough to build the Prudential Center, proving that the downtown area of a city of ghettoes (or so Newark's reputation remains) is an improvement over a parking lot in a swamp.

* Finally seeing the light and announcing a move to the Pru, but for only 2 seasons, showing them the crowds they could have gotten all along, and are now refusing. (Brooklynites love their basketball, but they're smart fans: They'll come out for a promising team, but not for one that has been designed, at first, to stink; they'll stick with the Knicks.)

* And the threat of historic futility, as 9-73 or worse is still very possible.

Despite all of that, the Nets have still been able to be better than the Knicks, at least in head-to-head matchups.

It's more than that: Over the last 9 seasons, since 2001-02, here is what the two franchises have done:

Nets: 6 Playoff berths, 4 Division Titles, 9 Playoff series won, 3 trips to the Conference Finals, 2 Conference Titles, 2 NBA Finals games won.

Knicks: 1 Playoff berth, never finishing higher than 3rd in the (same) Division, no Playoff series won.

In fact, we can even take it back as far as the Knicks' 1994 NBA Finals loss, and since then, here is what they've done:

Nets: 7 Playoff berths, 4 Division Titles (and 2 2nd places), 9 Playoff series won, 3 trips to the Conference Finals, 2 Conference Titles, 2 NBA Finals games won. And while what Ratner has done should be considered a "front-office scandal," it generally isn't.

Knicks: 8 Playoff berths, still no Division Titles (though 5 2nd-place finishes), 9 Playoff series won, 3 trips to the Conference Finals, 1 Conference Title, 1 NBA Finals game won. And the Isiah Thomas Era, one long front-office scandal.

Think about it: The last 16 years, the Nets have been more accomplished than the Knicks.

Or, to put it another way: The last time the Knicks were close to a World Championship, in June 1999... Bill Clinton was still President. Barack Obama was a largely unknown State Senator. Sarah Palin was Mayor of a town of 6,000 people (or roughly half the Nets' current average attendance). Jennifer Lopez was still with Sean (whatever his nickname was at the time) Combs. Brett Favre could be called the best quarterback in the NFL without anyone laughing. Peyton Manning and Donovan McNabb had just been selected in the NFL Draft. Tom Brady and Michael Vick were still in college. Bill Belichick was a joke as far as head coaching was concerned. Rutgers football was still suffering under the hopeless Terry Shea, and were lucky if they could get a crowd of 23,000, which would have filled the old Rutgers Stadium, into the then-41,500-seat new Stadium. Greg Schiano had just been installed as defensive coordinator at the University of Miami. There were a few people who thought that Nomar Garciaparra was better than either Derek Jeter or Alex Rodriguez. The Devils had won just one Stanley Cup since 1940. (But then, so had the Rangers... that part hasn't changed.) And Sidney Crosby, the little twerp, really was one, just 11 years old. (He's not really "little": At 5-foot-11, he's not big by hockey standards, but he's still taller than I am.)

The Nets, this season to the contrary, have nearly always been closer to the NBA Championship since.

They may only be "the New Jersey Nets" for another 2 seasons, unless Prokhorov studies the situation and realizes he's better off staying in Newark past the 2011-12 season. But, for the moment, they're a better show than the Knicks.

I can say that because the Knicks just got rid of their top drawing card, Nate Robinson, and once again look like the team that was so bad under Isiah.

I can also say that because they're clearing all that cap space to make room for their big 2010 free agent signing. Apparently, they think cap space is the final frontier. Rather than the space between Jimmy Dolan's ears.

And what if they don't get LeBron James? Well, their second choice is Dwayne Wade. Pretty good consolation prize. And what if they don't get D-Wade? Well, their third choice is... Chris Bosh?

The Knicks are banking everything, and have for the last year and a half, on signing a big free agent for the 2010-11 season. Everyone knows they want LeBron. I understand: Along with Kobe Bryant (who is not leaving the Hollywood Fakers -- thanks for that term, WFAN's Steve Somers), one of the game's 2 top stars. D-Wade? Easily one of the top 5 players.

But I have to say, at this point, when he's never gotten out of the first round of the Playoffs (and, at 26, in his 6th season in the NBA, he should have gotten out of the first round at least once by now), that if the Knicks have cleared all that cap space just for the sake of signing Chris Bosh, then they've been fools on a massive scale.

If the Nets come out of their current disastrous season at no worse than 10-72, worse by 1 game than the '93 Dallas Mavericks and the '98 Denver Nuggets, but 1 game better than the '73 76ers, people will only remember that they were dreadful, not that they set a record for single-season futility.

Knick fans knew that, after the end of the Isiah Era, management was going to sock them with 2 years of mediocrity (at best) in exchange for the attempt to sign LeBron or D-Wade. Most of them have been willing to live with that.

But if the Knicks come out of their current condition, with the Isiah Era a wound that still requires stitches, and with nothing bigger to show for it than Chris Bosh, then there's going to be hell to pay at 32nd & 7th.

There may be language coming down from The Garden's former "Blue Seats" worse than anything ever heard at a Ranger game.

Am I exaggerating? For the sake of the game of basketball in the City that has done more for that game than any other, I hope so.

Just imagine it: The 2010-11 Knicks, led by Chris Bosh, playing to a Garden with announced attendance of 16,000 and change (out of a basketball capacity of 19,763), with those actually on hand remarking that there were more people there for the St. John's-UConn game the week before. While a full house of 18,500 at 165 Mulberry Street watches the rising Nets pull off the upset on the suddenly elderly-looking Celtics.

Or even this: The 2012-13 Knicks, led by Bosh, playing to a Garden with announced attendance of 14,000 -- maybe half of those who paid decided they didn't want to sit through this crap, and couldn't even give the tickets away -- while the Nets have a full house at either the Prudential Center in downtown Newark or the Barclays Center in downtown Brooklyn, with some kid currently in high school making plays that get people calling him "the next LeBron," while the current LeBron is out in L.A. wondering why he still has no rings and why Kobe's not passing him the damn ball.

The Knicks were the last of the old New York teams (including also the Yankees, both sets of Giants, Dodgers, Giants and Rangers) to win a World Championship for the first time. The Nets are the last of the current New York teams (unless you include the WNBA's Liberty and MLS' Red Bulls) that hasn't won one.

Which team is currently closer to winning an NBA Championship?

Feel free to think about it until after LeBron James and Dwayne Wade decide where they will be playing the 2010-11 season. I'm very curious as to what your answer will be then.