OMG OMG OMG OMG O...M...G!!!!
Yankee general manager Brian Cashman has just traded Kyle (Not a Darn's Worth) Farnsworth to the Detroit Tigers for future Hall of Fame catcher Ivan Rodriguez... just when our bullpen has made relying on Kerosene Kyle unnecessary and Jorge Posada went on the Disabled List for the rest of the year, meaning our best catcher was Jose Molina, good guy and good defensive catcher but can't hit.
Of all the players who have ever suited up in Pinstripes, Farnsworth is the one who has made me the most angry -- and that's quantity as well as quality.
And he's gone! And not just in the head, like usual!
Cousin Larry, now are we so happy, we do the dance of joy!!!!
Free at last, free at last, thank Brian Cashman I'm free at last!!!!
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!
Celebration time, come on!
And... We actually got a warm body for the bum? A catcher who can hit? And we won 13-3 today?
Traded a Smudge for Pudge?
I'm walkin' on sunshine! Whoa-oh! And don't it feel good! Hey!
Or, to put this in Yankee terms... How about that! Holy cow, I tell ya, it's unbelievable!
Top that reaction, Suzyn Waldman!