Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Just Felt Like Stringing a Few Catchphrases Together

The Yankees-Twins series finale got rained out tonight. What to do?

I don't know. I don't feel marvelous. I don't even look marvelous.

Fernando (Billy Crystal): "You know, darling, I got to tell you... You look mahvelous. Absolutely mahvelous. It is better to look good than to feel good."

Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan (Emily Deschanel): "I don't know what that means."

Detective Captain McGarrett (Jack Lord): "Book 'em, Danno!"

Dr. Leonard H. McCoy (DeForest Kelley): "I'm a doctor, not a security officer!"

Col. Sherman T. Potter (who was also a doctor, Harry Morgan): "Horsehockey!"

Robin (Burt Ward): "Holy vocabulary, Batman!"

Rose Nylund (Betty White): "You know, back in St. Olaf…"

Balki Bartakomous (Bronson Pinchot): "Don't be ridiculous."

Flo Castleberry (Polly Holliday): "Kiss my grits!"

Pete Dionasopoulos (John Belushi): "No hamburger! Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!"

Commander Spock (Leonard Nimoy): "Fascinating. But highly illogical."

Dick Martin: "You bet your sweet bippy."

Arnold Jackson (Gary Coleman): "What you talkin' 'bout, Dickie?"

Cliff Clavin (John Ratzenberger): "It's a little-known fact."

Edith Ann (Lily Tomlin): "And that's the truth. (Raspberry.)"

Bob McGrath: "You sure have some imagination."

AGent Maxwell Smart (Don Adams): "Would you believe, mostly the truth?"

Arthur Fonzarelli (Henry Winkler): "Sit on it!"

Sgt. Phil Esterhaus (Michael Conrad): "And let's be very careful out there!"

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