Friday, June 20, 2025

June 20, 1975: "Jaws" Premieres

June 20, 1975, 50 years ago: Jaws premieres, turning Steven Spielberg into a star director, and inventing the "Summer blockbuster film."

It was based on the novel of the same title, by Peter Benchley, grandson of Robert Benchley of Algonquin Round Table fame. He later regretted writing the book, because the movie led people to go out and kill sharks who had done nothing wrong.

Steven Spielberg was only 27 years old during filming, but he was already a genius, capable of out-Hitching Alfred Hitchcock for fear, suspense and characterization.

The movie was filmed on Martha's Vineyard, off the coast of Massachusetts, and "The Vineyard" stood in for the fictional Amity Island.

Roy Scheider, having previously played a second banana in The French Connection, proved that you didn't have to look like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman or Robert Redford to be an action hero.

Richard Dreyfuss, having played teenagers in American Graffiti and The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz, was so much better playing a young, thoughtful scientist like Hooper than being a rotten old man. It's one thing to play a mean old Republican, like he did in The American President and W., and he was damn good at both. It's another thing to be one.

English actor Robert Shaw played Quint, who became a shark-hunter after surviving the shark attack on the survivors of the Japanese attack on the USS Indianapolis in the waning days of World War II. Surviving a harrowing wartime experience should make a man less of a jerk, not more. Quint never figured this out.

Murray Hamilton played Mayor Larry Vaughn, a coward who pandered to local businesses. He would have made a great modern Southern Republican. In contrast, as Chief Brody, Scheider gives off serious "I'm a Republican of conscience, and that's why I'm now a guest on MSNBC at least 3 times a week" vibes.

Look, I get why some people root for the shark. Frankly, I wept not at all when it chomped Quint up. I would have cheered if it had gotten that useless Mayor, the real villain of the movie. But you're not supposed to root for the shark, any more than you root for the witch in The Wizard of Oz, or Barzini in The Godfather, or Darth Vader in Star Wars, or Thanos in the Marvel movies.

"Smile, you son of a bitch!" is a better "I'm about to kill you!" line than was ever delivered by John Wayne, and neither Clint Eastwood, nor Sylvester Stallone, nor Arnold Schwarzenegger, nor Bruce Willis has ever topped it, either. Nor will they, in whatever time is left to them.

There were 3 sequels by 1987. The less said about them, the better.

Shaw died in 1978, Hamilton in 1986, Scheider in 2008. As of June 20, 2022, Spielberg, Dreyfuss, and Lorraine Gary, who played Ellen Brody, the Chief's wife, are still alive.

I don't like horror movies, and Jaws has too much screaming for me to buy some people's argument that it's a "perfect movie." But it's a great movie, one proven by both the post-9/11 hysteria and COVID to have stood the test of time.

June 20, 1945: "Who's On First?"

June 20, 1945, 80 years ago: The film The Naughty Nineties premieres, starring the comedy team of Bud Abbott (left in the photo above) and Lou Costello (right). The plot, centered around trying to regain ownership of an 1890s riverboat/entertainment venue from con artists, is forgettable. What is remembered about this movie is Abbott & Costello's performance of the baseball-themed comedy routine "Who's On First?"

William Alexander Abbott (born on October 2, 1897 in Asbury Park, Monmouth County, New Jersey) and Louis Francis Cristillo (born on March 6, 1906 in Paterson, Passaic County, New Jersey) had both gotten their starts in vaudeville, which had similar routines. There was "The Baker Scene," with a bakery located on Watt Street; and "Who Dyed," with the dye shop's owner being named "Who."

In the 1930 film Cracked Nuts, Bert Wheeler and Robert Woolsey look at a map of a mythical kingdom, where towns have names like that: "What is next to Which." At the same time, in British music halls, comedian Will Hay interviewed a schoolboy named Howe, who came from Ware, but now lives in Wye.

Abbott said that "Who's On First?" came from an older routine called "Who's the Boss?" His wife, Betty Smith, recalled him doing a similar baseball-themed routine with another comedian, before he started working with Costello in 1936. They had done similar routines, one about a racehorse that Abbott owned, which was good as running on muddy tracks: "I'm gonna feed my mudder his fodder." And there was a cow-milking scene:

Abbott: You put the pail under the cow's udder.
Costello: The cow's udder what?

Abbott & Costello first performed the Who's On First? sketch for a national audience on March 24, 1938, on CBS' The Kate Smith Hour. It became a regular routine, and they performed it for President Franklin D. Roosevelt several times. Their 1st film together was One Night in the Tropics, in 1940, and they did a short version of it. But the best-known version, and the first time most people saw it as well as heard it, was in The Naughty Nineties, as follows:

Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names, like Dizzy Dean.
Costello: His brother, Daffy.
Abbott: Daffy Dean.
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofé.
Abbott: Goofé Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing first!
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Who's wife?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: One base at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: Ok.
Abbott: All right.
PAUSE
Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did I get on third base?
Abbott: Why, you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Abbott: No. Who's playing first.
Costello: What's on first?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third.
Costello: There I go, back on third again!
PAUSE
Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's playing third base?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Costello: What am I putting on third.
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: You don't want who on second?
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's center field.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The pitcher's name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!
PAUSE
Costello: Gotta a catcher?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The catcher's name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and Tomorrow's pitching.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.
PAUSE
Costello: You know I'm a catcher too.
Abbott: So they tell me.
Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Abbott: That's all you have to do.
Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: Now who's got it?
Abbott: Naturally.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No you don't, you throw the ball to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's different.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: You're not saying it...
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw it to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I throw the ball to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third, and I don't care!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't care!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop!

No right fielder is mentioned in the routine.

This version of the routine is played on TV screens in a continuous loop at the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum in Cooperstown, New York. This has given rise to the incorrect perception that Abbott & Costello have been elected to the Hall of Fame.

After doing several films together, including a series of "Abbott & Costello Meet... " movie monsters like the Frankenstein Monster, their films became progressively less popular, and they split up in 1957. Costello died of a heart attack in Los Angeles on March 3, 1959, just before his 53rd birthday. An urban legend says that Abbott was watching the "Who's On First?" routine on television when he got the phone call telling him that Costello had died. Abbott died on April 24, 1974 in the Los Angeles suburb of Woodland Hills, California. He was 76.

The parodies of the routine have been many. Occasionally, it's done with rock groups: The Who, The Guess Who, Yes, The Band, Chicago. A version of this on SCTV featured a final exchange with a character saying, "This is for the birds!" and the other, thinking he'd said, "The Byrds," responding, "Ah, they broke up a long time ago!" More recent versions have included U2 and No Doubt.

The 1980 movie Airplane! had an exchange with pilot Clarence Oveur (Peter Graves), co-pilot Roger Murdock (basketball legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar), and navigator Victor Basta (Frank Ashmore):

  • Victor: Request vector, over.
  • Clarence: What?
  • Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for Vector 324.
Roger: We have clearance, Clarence.
  • Clarence: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
  • Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
  • Clarence: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.

On a 1982 Tonight Show, Johnny Carson played President Ronald Reagan, being briefed for an upcoming press conference by Chief of Staff James Baker, played by Fred Holiday of the group of actors Carson had dubbed "The Mighty Carson Art Players."

Carson, as Reagan, figured he'd get a question about his controversial Secretary of the Interior, James Watt. They were scheduled to go swimming the next day, at the YMCA, or "The Y." He also figured he'd get questions about the Middle East, and he was trying to remember the name of the Palestinian leader: "That Arafat guy." When Baker said, "Yassir," Reagan thought he was saying, "Yes, sir." And then the phone rang, and it was a Chinese leader, with a name made up for the sketch, and Baker said, "Mr. President, Hu is on the phone." This was 20 years before Hu Jintao became the leader of China.

Wednesday, June 18, 2025

Most Popular Sport In Each City

U.S. cities only, no Canadian cities, because they would all be hockey, except for Hamilton and Regina, which have CFL teams but not NHL teams. Cities/metro areas listed in alphabetical order. 

Baseball: Boston/New England, New York/New Jersey/Long Island, St. Louis, San Diego.

Football: Atlanta, Baltimore, Buffalo/Western New York, Charlotte/Carolina, Chicago, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Dallas/Metroplex, Denver, Houston, Indianapolis, Jacksonville/North Florida, Kansas City, Las Vegas, Miami/South Florida, Milwaukee/Green Bay, Minneapolis/Twin Cities, Nashville, New Orleans, Philadelphia, Phoenix, Pittsburgh, San Francisco (Bay Area), Seattle, Tampa (Bay), Washington/DMV.

Basketball: Los Angeles, Oklahoma City, Orlando, Portland, Sacramento, Salt Lake City/Utah, San Antonio.

Hockey: Detroit.

Recent titles won don't always change these things. The Phillies may have won 3 recent Pennants and a World Series, but they'll never be more popular in Philadelphia and environs than the Eagles. No matter what they win, the Dodgers will not be more popular in Los Angeles than the Lakers, even though the Dodgers arrived first. If the Lions finish the job and win the Super Bowl, they might overtake the Red Wings in Detroit; but the Pistons didn't despite nearly winning back-to-back titles in 2004-05.

The Athletics' temporary stay in West Sacramento won't make them more popular in California's capital than the Kings. If the Pacers come from behind and beat the Thunder to win the NBA title, it still won't make them more popular in Indianapolis than the Colts. Basketball as a whole may be more loved in Indiana as a whole, but, in Indianapolis, the Colts have taken over.

Tuesday, June 17, 2025

June 17, 2015: The Charleston Church Massacre

June 17, 2015, 10 years ago: A white supremacist opens fire during a Bible study at a black church in Charleston, South Carolina. It was the deadliest mass shooting at a place of worship in American history.

To make matters worse, that record stood for only 3 years.

Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church, known as Mother Emanuel, was founded in 1817. Though not the oldest continuously-operating black church in America -- that would be First Bryan Baptist Church, founded in 1788 in Savannah, Georgia -- it is the oldest AME church in America. In 2015, its pastor was Clementa C. Pinckney, who was also a member of the State Senate.

Dylann Roof, a 21-year-old native of the State capital of Columbia, espoused racial hatred in both a website manifesto which he published before the shooting, and a journal which he wrote from jail afterward. On his website, Roof posted photos of emblems which are associated with white supremacy, including a photo of the Confederate battle flag.

Pinckney had held rallies after the shooting of Walter Scott by a white police officer two months earlier, in nearby North Charleston. As State Senator, Pinckney pushed for legislation requiring police to wear body cameras.

During the hour preceding the attack, 13 people, including the shooter, participated in the Bible study. According to the accounts of people who talked to survivors, when Roof walked into the historic African-American church, he immediately asked for Pinckney, and sat down next to him, initially listening to others during the study. He disagreed with some of the discussion of Scripture.

After other participants began praying, he stood up, and aimed a gun he pulled from a fanny pack at 87-year-old Susie Jackson. Jackson's nephew, 26-year-old Tywanza Sanders, tried to talk him down and asked him why he was attacking churchgoers. The shooter said, "I have to do it. You rape our women, and you're taking over our country. And you have to go." 

In the aftermath, Jamelle Bouie wrote in Slate"Make any list of anti-black terrorism in the United States, and you'll also have a list of attacks justified by the specter of black rape." He cited the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921, the Rosewood Massacre in Florida in 1923, and the murder of 14-year-old Emmett Till in Mississippi in 1955 as examples.

When Roof said he intended to shoot them all, Sanders dove in front of Jackson and was shot first. Roof fired at the other victims, shouting racial epithets. He reportedly said, "Y'all want something to pray about? I'll give you something to pray about." Roof reloaded his gun five times. Sanders' mother and his five-year-old niece, who also attended the study, survived the shooting by pretending to be dead on the floor. In total, 9 people were killed, and 1 other was injured.

The day after the shooting, President Barack Obama visited Charleston, and said, "Once again, innocent people were killed in part because someone who wanted to inflict harm had no trouble getting their hands on a gun... We as a country will have to reckon with the fact that this type of mass violence does not happen in other advanced countries."

Nothing was done about gun control, of course. But on July 9, the South Carolina legislature passed a bill to remove the Confederate flag from display outside the State House, and Governor Nikki Haley signed the bill. The flag was taken down the next day.

Roof was found to have targeted members of this church because of its history and status. On December 15, 2016, Roof was convicted of 33 federal hate crime and murder charges. On January 10, 2017, he was sentenced to death. He was separately charged with nine counts of murder in State court. He pleaded guilty to all nine state charges in order to avoid receiving a second death sentence, and as a result, he was sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole.

As of June 17, 2025, he remains in United States Penitentiary Terre Haute in Indiana. Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh was executed there in 2001. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the surviving bomber of the 2013 Boston Marathon, is also there. So is Robert Bowers, who broke Roof's record with 11 shooting deaths at a Pittsburgh synagogue in 2018, joined him on Death Row at Terre Haute in 2023.

June 17, 1775: The Battle of Bunker Hill

Bunker Hill Monument

June 17, 1775. 250 years ago: The Battle of Bunker Hill is fought, the 1st battle of the War of the American Revolution after the opening battles of Lexington and Concord. It is remembered as a great heroic triumph for the American Patriots.

In fact, it was a case of "They lost the battle, but won the war." Or, as the ancient Greek King Pyrrhus of Epirus would have said, "If we are successful in one more battle with them, we shall be utterly ruined."

The battle isn't even correctly named. Although there is a Bunker Hill in Charlestown, across the Charles River from Boston and since incorporated as a neighborhood of the city proper, most of the action took place at adjacent Breed's Hill, a mile and a half from what's now known as Downtown Crossing.

On June 13, Colonel William Prescott took 1,200 colonial troops, and occupied both hills. On June 17, the British troops, under the command of General William Howe, became aware of the presence of colonial forces on the Peninsula, and mounted an attack against them. Two assaults on the colonial positions were repulsed with significant British casualties, but the redoubt was captured on their third assault, after the defenders ran out of ammunition. The colonists retreated over Bunker Hill, leaving the British in control of the Peninsula.
William Prescott

The battle was a tactical victory for the British, but it proved to be a sobering experience for them: They lost 226 men, while the colonials lost 115. The battle had demonstrated that inexperienced militia were able to stand up to regular army troops in battle.

The battle led the British to adopt a more cautious planning and maneuver execution in future engagements, which was evident in the subsequent New York and New Jersey campaign. The costly engagement also convinced the British of the need to hire substantial numbers of auxiliaries from the German province of Hesse -- the infamous Hessian mercenaries -- to bolster their strength in the face of the new and formidable Continental Army.

William Prescott served as part of the U.S. victory at the Battle of Saratoga in 1777. He lived on until 1795, at the age of 69. He has a statue on the grounds of the 221-foot-high Bunker Hill Monument, erected in 1843.

The colonials lost the battle because they ran out of ammunition. This supposedly led to the ammo-conserving order: "Don't shoot 'til you see the whites of their eyes!" But the available evidence shows that no one -- not Prescott, nor anyone else -- said this during the Battle of Bunker Hill. The saying goes back to Gustavus Adolphus, King of Sweden in the early 17th Century, at that country's peak of power.

Monday, June 16, 2025

June 16, 1965: Bob Dylan Records "Like a Rolling Stone"

June 16, 1965: A planned anti-war protest at The Pentagon becomes a "teach-in," with demonstrators distributing 50,000 leaflets in and around the building.

On the same day, Bob Dylan records the familiar version of "Like a Rolling Stone," at Studio A at Columbia Records, at 799 7th Avenue at 52nd Street in New York. He does not one take like the legend says, but 15 takes, in addition to one done the day before. The 4th take is the one we all know.

He had already written and recorded these songs: "Blowin' in the Wind," "Masters of War," "A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall," "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right," "The Times They Are a-Changin'," "With God On Our Side," "When the Ship Comes In," "My Back Pages," "Subterranean Homesick Blues," "Maggie's Farm," "Mr. Tambourine Man," "It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)" and "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue." All of those were done before his 24th birthday, on May 24, 1965. Now, he had written and recorded "Like a Rolling Stone."

Like some of Bob's other songs from around the same time -- especially "Maggie's Farm" and "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue," and the subsequent "Ballad of a Thin Man" -- it was a message to the people who were upset with him for "going electric," seemingly "betraying folk music" and its "movement." They never understood that he was a rocker at heart, loving Elvis Presley and Little Richard as much as he did Woody Guthrie and Pete Seeger.

In spite of being a full 6 minutes long, the song reached Number 2 on Billboard magazine's Hot 100 chart. Keeping it out of the Number 1 slot: "I Got You Babe" by Sonny & Cher. Cher made it up to Bob by making his song "All I Really Want to Do" her 1st solo hit single.

In 1967, the magazine Rolling Stone was founded, named for this song. The band The Rolling Stones was named after the Muddy Waters song "Rollin' Stone," which Dylan may have named his song after. There was, of course, the previous proverb: "A rolling stone gathers no moss."

In 2004, Rolling Stone put "Like a Rolling Stone" at Number 1 on their list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. They occasionally revive the list. In 2010, they kept it at Number 1. In 2021, they put it at Number 4, behind Aretha Franklin's version of Otis Redding's "Respect," Public Enemy's "Fight the Power," and Sam Cooke's "A Change Is Gonna Come."

Bass guitarist Joe Macho (who also recorded under the name Joe Mack) died in 1977, producer Tom Wilson in 1978, guitarist Mike Bloomfield in 1981, pianist Paul Griffin in 2000, drummer Bobby Gregg in 2014, guitarist and tambourine player Bruce Langhorne in 2017, and pianist Frank Owens in 2023.

The other musicians on this recording are still alive: Organist Al Kooper, guitarist Al Gorgoni, and, of course, guitarist, harmonica player and singer Bob Dylan. There were no backup singers.

Bad Luck for the Yankees? No, Bad Performance From Them

Sports people, especially baseball people, tend to be superstitious. Hence, Boston Red Sox fans believed, even when they said they didn't, in "The Curse of the Bambino," until they finally killed it with steroids in 2004.

Well, this past Friday was the start of a series between the Yankees and the Red Sox at Fenway Park, and also a Friday the 13th. Did I expect a start of bad luck for the Yankees? No.

And they didn't get it. It wasn't bad luck at all. It was bad performance.

Not from the pitching, for the most part. On Friday night, Ryan Yarbrough and 3 relievers allowed 2 runs on 6 hits and 2 walks. On Saturday night, Carlos Rodón allowed 4 runs in 6 innings, though only 2 over the 1st 4. And last night, Max Fried allowed 2 runs on 6 hits and 2 walks, with 9 strikeouts, over 7 innings.

Results: Red Sox 2, Yankees 1; Red Sox 4, Yankees 3; Red Sox 2, Yankees 0. On aggregate -- not that baseball does it this way, but I think it's worth reporting -- Red Sox 8, Yankees 4.

These were the stats on the series for the Yankee players in this Yankees. Read 'em and weep:

* Anthony Volpe, 3-for-11, 1 walk, 1 RBI.
Jasson Domínguez, 2-for-11, 1 RBI.
* Paul Goldschmidt, 2-for-8, 1 walk.
* Trent Grisham, 2-for-8.
* Jazz Chisholm, 1-for-6, 2 walks.
* Austin Wells, 1-for-7, 1 RBI.
* Cody Bellinger, 1-for-7, 1 walk.
* DJ LeMahieu, 1-for-8.
* Ben Rice, 1-for-11.
* Aaron Judge, 1-for-12, 1 RBI, 9 strikeouts.
* J.C. Escarra, 0-for-2, 1 walk.
* Oswald Peraza, 0-for-4, 1 walk.
* Pablo Reyes, played in field, did not bat.

Total: 15-for-93, a batting average of .161; 7 walks, for an on-base percentage of .220; 4 runs.

With a lineup like that, in Fenway Park, against the current Red Sox, especially their bullpen, this is like Led Zeppelin going to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, and leaving on Ash Wednesday totally sober and with not one new notch on their combined bedposts.

In the 9th inning yesterday, Michael Kay noted that the fewest runs the Yankees had ever scored in a 3-game series at Fenway Park was 4, having done so in 1916 and 1922. Now, they had done it again. It didn't occur to me until this morning that this could have been an instance of "The Curse of Kay": Every time Kay announces an overwhelming stat, the opposite occurs. You know: A batter who's 3-for-his-last-34 hits a home run, a pitcher averaging fewer than 2 walks per game walks a batter, a player who hasn't committed an error all season commits one, and so on. But that didn't happen.

Rafael Devers hit another home run against the Yankees yesterday. And then, the Red Sox traded him to the San Francisco Giants, for 4 guys I never heard of, 1 of whom hasn't yet reached the major leagues. Maybe they thought June 15 was still the trading deadline (it was moved to July 31 in 1986), and saw that they were struggling at about .500 the whole season thus far, and got desperate, trading their best player for a package of multiple players that could help them in the near future.

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Anyway, after this embarrassment -- and it would have been embarrassing even if it were not against our greatest rivals -- the Yankees still lead the American League Eastern Division by 3 1/2 games over the Tampa Bay Rays, 4 1/2 over the Toronto Blue Jays, 6 1/2 over the Red Sox (meaning they were 9 1/2 back before the series began), and 12 over the Baltimore Orioles.

Would the addition of another big bat help? Maybe: Giancarlo Stanton has been activated from the Injured List, and is set to make his season debut in tonight's series opener at Yankee Stadium II, against the Los Angeles Angels. Hopefully, he will provide both production and protection for the other hitters.

Saturday, June 14, 2025

June 14, 1775: The Birth of the United States Army

June 14, 1775, 250 years ago: Meeting in Philadelphia, at what will later be called Independence Hall, the Second Continental Congress approves a resolution to establish the Continental Army, to provide for the common defense of the 13 colonies that are, at the time, together known as British America. This is considered the birthdate of the United States Army.

It incorporates patriot forces already in place outside Boston, 22,000 of them; and New York, 5,000 of them. It also raises the 1st 10 companies of Continental Army troops on a one-year enlistment, including riflemen from the Province of Pennsylvania, the Province of Maryland, and the Colony of Virginia.

The following day, June 15, upon the suggestion of Massachusetts delegate John Adams, Virginia delegate George Washington, who had risen to the rank of Colonel in the British Army during the French and Indian War of 1755-1763, was unanimously elected to be the commander-in-chief of the Continental Army.

On June 3, 1784, after the War of the American Revolution, despite great difficulties, was won, the Congress of the Confederation created the United States Army, to replace the disbanded Continental Army. The U.S. Army would, and continues to, consider itself a continuation of the Continental Army.

In 1787, Independence Hall would again host delegates, meeting in a Constitutional Convention. They approved the Constitution of the United States, created the office of the President of the United States, and used the same language to describe the President's role in running the nation's armed forces: "Commander-in-chief."

The U.S. Army has had many great moments, including, but by no means limited to, the following:

* War of the American Revolution, 1775-1783: The Battles of Trenton, Saratoga, Monmouth Courthouse and Yorktown.

* War of 1812, 1812-1815: The Battles of Baltimore and New Orleans.

* Mexican-American War, 1846-1848: The Battles of Monterrey, Buena Vista and Chapultepec.

* American Civil War, 1861-1865: The Battles of Vicksburg, Gettysburg and Richmond, General William Tecumseh Sherman's March to the Sea, and the surrender of Robert E. Lee achieved by General Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Court House.

* Spanish-American War, 1898: The Battle of San Juan Hill.

* World War I, 1917 and 1918: The Battles of St-Mihiel and the Argonne Forest.

* World War II, 1941-1945: The amphibious invasions of North Africa, Italy and France, and the accompanying liberations thereof; and the "island-hopping" campaign in the Pacific.

* Korean War, 1950-1953: The amphibious landing at Incheon, saving the country, before the war dragged into a nearly three-year stalemate.

* Persian Gulf War, 1991: Rolling back the conquest of Kuwait by Iraq in a month and a half.

* Balkan Campaigns, 1995 and 1999: Removing Serbia from control of Bosnia in the former and Kosovo in the latter.

* Iraq War, 2003-2011: Removing Saddam Hussein from power in Iraq in a matter of months.

Unfortunately, that wasn't the end of the war. Like each of the preceding, and also the Vietnam War of 1959-1975, the Army has also had moments we'd like to forget, but dare not forget.

Of the 44 men who have served as President, 15 have served in the Army: George Washington, Andrew Jackson, William Henry Harrison, Zachary Taylor, Franklin Pierce, Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, James Garfield, Benjamin Harrison, William McKinley, Theodore Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower and Ronald Reagan.

Both of my grandfathers served in the Army: One in Alaska, the other with General George S. Patton in the North African and Italian campaigns. My father also served, in Korea during the Vietnam War. None saw combat. Due to my congenital arthritis, I would never have passed a military physical examination; and so, if the military draft had been restored at the time when I would have been eligible, I would have been classified "4-F": Ineligible for service.

Today, a President who lied about his physical condition to get out of serving will hold a military parade in the national capital of Washington, D.C., in celebration of his birthday (his 79th), and also of the Army's (its 250th).

I hope it rains.

Friday, June 13, 2025

June 13, 1995: Alanis Morissette Releases "Jagged Little Pill"

June 13, 1995, 30 years ago: Alanis Morissette releases her album Jagged Little Pill. It makes her the most influential musical performer of the 1990s.

Stop laughing. She was the one. Not Kurt Cobain, or his band Nirvana as a whole.

I might have said 4 Non Blondes, Linda Perry's then-band, but if you can think of a song of theirs other than "What's Up?" (a.k.a. "What's Going On"), then you know more about them than I do.

By the time Alanis came out with Jagged Little Pill, not only was Cobain dead, but Nirvana's grunge aesthetic was buried as well. Dave Grohl went on to form Foo Fighters, who sound very different. Pearl Jam moved away from that style as well.

Without Alanis, there's no Pink, no Kesha, no Ariana Grande, no Halsey. Christina Aguilera doesn't do Stripped. Taylor Swift probably remains a country singer.

Her lyrics and attitude influenced black women, too: Without Alanis, we might still have had Beyoncé, Ashanti, Nicki Minaj and Cardi B, but they would have sounded very different. I'll bet you any money you like: If Alanis had gone into another line of work, Beyoncé would never have sung "If I Were a Boy."

Did Alanis influence guys, too? Yes: Without Alanis, we might have had a very different Eminem.

The native of Ottawa caught flak for apparently not understanding the meaning of the word "Ironic," the title of one of the songs on the album. But "You Oughta Know" was a scathing indictment of an ex-boyfriend, rumored to be Full House star Dave Coulier. And while it was never actually released as a single in the U.S., "Hand in My Pocket" became an inescapable song in the Autumn of 1995.

So what it all came down to was that, having just turned 21, she really did have a lot figured out. To put this in perspective: Elvis Presley was 21 when he hit it big nationally, but never wrote a song; Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson were both 21 when their bands first hit it big; Bob Dylan was 22 when his 2nd album made him a legend; Michael Jackson was 21 when he released Off the Wall, but 24 when he released Thriller; Joni Mitchell, the previous standard for a Canadian woman writing her own songs, was 24 when she released "Both Sides Now"; and Cobain was 24 when Nirvana released Nevermind.

Alanis has never hit such heights again, but she remains a solid songwriter.

Yanks Sweep Royals, Head to Boston

So, in between series against the hated Boston Red Sox, the Yankees went to Kansas City to play the Royals. Max Fried started on Tuesday night, went 7 innings, and allowed only 2 runs on 6 hits, with no walks. He was backed by home runs by Aaron Judge and Austin Wells. The Yankees won, 10-2.

Clarke Schmidt started on Wednesday night, and pitched 6 shutout innings. The Yankees scored 5 runs in the top of the 2nd inning, including another homer by Judge. It was 6-0 Yankees going into the bottom of the 9th, by Mark Leiter Jr. had nothing. Devin Williams had to come in and close it out. Despite my fears, he actually did it. Yankees 6, Royals 3.

How many pitchers does it take to pitch a 5-hit shutout? If you're Brian Cashman, apparently, 5. Will Warren allowed 4 over the 1st 5 2/3rds last night. Tim Hill got the last out in the 6th and the 1st 2 in the 7th. Leiter got the last out in the top of the 7th. It was still 0-0.

In the top of the 8th, Pablo Reyes singled. Judge struck out. Trent Grisham grounded out. But... Cliché Alert: Walks can kill you. Ben Rice drew a walk. Paul Goldschmidt hit a drive just over the outstretched glove of Royal 2nd baseman Jonathan India. Reyes tried to score, then stumbled, leaned back to 3rd base, then decided he could score, anyway. 1st baseman Vinnie Pasquantino made a bad throw to the plate, and Reyes scored.

Jonathan Loáisiga pitched a perfect 8th, and Williams pitched a perfect 9. It was the Yankees' 4th 1-0 win of the season so far.

The Yankees head into Fenway leading the American League Eastern Division by 4 1/2 games over the Toronto Blue Jays, 6 1/2 over the Tampa Bay Rays, 9 1/2 over the Sox, and 15 over the Baltimore Orioles.

This series is hardly a must-win, but you want to win as much as you can, especially against, as they say in English soccer rivalries, that lot. Here's the prospective pitching matchups:

* Tonight, 7:10, on YES: Ryan Yarbrough vs. Garrett Crochet.
* Tomorrow, 7:15, on Fox: Carlos Rodón vs. Hunter Dobbins.
* Sunday, 1:35, on YES: Max Fried vs. Brayan Bello. That's right: Not the ESPN Sunday Night Baseball broadcast. Instead, they will show the National League's greatest rivalry, the San Francisco Giants at the Los Angeles Dodgers.

June 13, 1935: James J. Braddock Becomes "The Cinderella Man"

June 13, 1935, 90 years ago: James J. Braddock knocks Max Baer out, and becomes the Heavyweight Champion of the World. It is considered an upset of such proportions that journalist Damon Runyon nicknames Braddock "The Cinderella Man."

He was born James Walter Braddock on June 7, 1905 in Manhattan, and moved across the Hudson River to North Bergen, Hudson County, New Jersey with his family when he was a child. His dream, as a man who was, literally, fighting Irish, was to play football for the University of Notre Dame under head coach Knute Rockne. It didn't happen, because, by his own admission, he had "more brawn than brains."

So he turned to boxing, where he showed he had enough brains to use the name "James J. Braddock," using a fake initial to invoke former Heavyweight Champions James J. Corbett (1892-97) and James J. Jeffries (1899-1904).

But he lost a lot of fights, injuring his hands in the process, and so, like Marlon Brando's character Terry Malloy in the 1954 film On the Waterfront, he went to work for lean wages on the Jersey side of the Hudson docks. And this was during the Great Depression. He had to go on government relief to feed his family. At a time when even high-ranking boxers fought much more frequently than they do today, Braddock went without a single fight from September 25, 1933 to June 14, 1934.

When the building that would eventually be known as "the old Madison Square Garden" opened in 1925, it had no air-conditioning. And so, the Garden's boxing promotion company couldn't book fights in the arena in the Summer. It was just too hot. So they looked for outdoor venues. But renting the baseball parks -- Yankee Stadium, the Polo Grounds and Ebbets Field -- was expensive.

So they built their own venue, the Madison Square Garden Bowl, a 72,000-seat octagonal structure at 48th Street and Northern Boulevard in Long Island City, Queens. It was cheap to build, cheap to maintain, and they owned it all.

But strange things happened. The Heavyweight Championship of the World was conducted there once a year, and the titleholder kept losing. On June 21, 1932, Jack Sharkey won a split decision over Max Schmeling. On June 29, 1933, Sharkey was knocked out there by Primo Carnera. And on June 14, 1934, Carnera was knocked out by Max Baer. At that point, somebody said, "The joint is jinxed!"

On the undercard of the Carnera-Baer fight, Braddock was finally back in the ring after 9 months, and he upset John "Corn" Griffin. He then won unanimous decisions over John Henry Lewis, who later won the Light Heavyweight Championship, and Art Lasky. That gave him a shot at the title, against Baer, at the Bowl, on June 13, 1935.

There is a legend about Baer, which is not true: Actually being Jewish, he would have known enough to make the story impossible. A sportswriter walked into a gym on Yom Kippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar, and saw Baer training. He had often seen Baer fight with a Star of David on his trunks, so he knew Baer was Jewish.

Writer: Max, what are you doing here today?
Max: I'm training to fight Primo Carnera.
Writer: But what about Yom Kippur?
Max: I'll fight him next!

Baer's handlers chose Braddock because they thought he would be easy for their man. The oddsmakers agreed, as they made Baer a 10-1 favorite. But after 15 rounds, the judges gave Braddock a unanimous decision.

Like baseball's St. Louis Cardinals "Gashouse Gang," and the later race horse Seabiscuit, Braddock became one of the scrappy sports heroes of the Depression, a stand-in for people who were having such trouble fighting for themselves. He became a hero in ways that the previous Champions of the 1930s couldn't: The foreigners Schmeling and Carnera, the Jewish Baer, and the comparatively charismaless Sharkey. Certainly, none of them, not even Braddock, had the star quality of Jack Dempsey, who dominated boxing in the 1920s.

Braddock's next fight was supposed to be against Schmeling. But there were money issues. Both Braddock and Schmeling thought they could make more money fighting rising black boxer Joe Louis than by fighting each other. Schmeling fought Louis, and won. So Schmeling was again set up as Braddock's 1st title defense, on June 3, 1937, nearly 2 years after he won the title, at the Madison Square Garden Bowl.

But Braddock's camp balked. Again, they were sure that they wouldn't make as much money in a fight against Schmeling than they would in a fight against Louis, who had bounced back with 7 straight wins, including a 3rd-round knockout of Sharkey. There was also concern that if Schmeling won, the government of Nazi Germany would deny American fighters opportunities to take the title back.

So the fight against Schmeling was dropped, and a fight was set up with Louis, on June 22, 1937, at Comiskey Park in Chicago. Louis knocked him out in the 8th round. Braddock fought only once more, a split decision over Tommy Farr in 1938, and retired, with a record of 52-26-7. Despite all his losses, Louis was the only man ever to knock him out.

Braddock and Louis saw each other frequently over the years, and the Brown Bomber always greeted him the same way: "Hello, champ." As Jeremy Schaap wrote, "He fought 8 World Heavyweight Champions, more than any other fighter ever, but he never called anyone but Jim Braddock 'Champ.'"

Braddock served in the U.S. Army in World War II. Rising to the rank of 1st Lieutenant, he trained men in hand-to-hand combat. After the war, he went back to blue-collar work, and was part of the construction team that built the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge, which opened between Brooklyn and Staten Island in 1964.

He died on November 29, 1974, and was buried at Mount Carmel Cemetery in Tenafly, Bergen County, New Jersey. North Hudson County Park in his hometown of North Bergen was renamed James J. Braddock Park in his memory. It includes the athletic fields of North Bergen High School.

In 2005, Russell Crowe was nominated for a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor for playing Braddock in the film Cinderella Man. His real-life granddaughter, Rosemarie DeWitt, played the Braddocks' neighbor, Sara Wilson. The movie received good reviews, but there was one complaint about historical accuracy: As played by Craig Bierko, Baer was depicted as a nasty, heartless boxer who showed no remorse after killing a man in the ring. In reality, Baer was terribly remorseful over it, and, despite going on to win the title by knocking Carnera out, people who knew him said he was never the same fighter.

Baer died in 1959, and, today, is probably best known as the father of actor Max Baer Jr., who played Jethro Bodine on the TV show The Beverly Hillbillies.

The Madison Square Garden Bowl never hosted another championship fight. The Garden's boxing promotion company sucked it up, and paid the rent for Yankee Stadium and the Polo Grounds for Summer fights. The Bowl was torn down for scrap during World War II. An auto dealership and a strip mall are on the site now.

Thursday, June 12, 2025

It's Fun to Be With the AARP

AARP stands for "American Association of Retired Persons." Technically, I'm not retired. But I'm so old, I've been a member for over 5 years now. (You have to be 50, which isn't that old.)

Young man, there's no need to feel down. I say
Young man, pick yourself off the ground. I say
Young man, at your age you have found
there's no need to be unhappy!

Young man, there's a place I can go, I say
Young man, when I'm short on my dough. I say
Young man, I show them this red card.
Discount makes my money go far!

It's fun to be with the AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
They have everything for old men as they please!
You can hang out with all the geeze!

It's fun to be with the AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
You can stay at hotels!
You can have a good meal!
You can do whatever you feel!

Young man, are you listening to me? I say
Young man, it isn't quite all for free. But then
Young man, you can make real your dreams
But someday will need Ben-Gay cream!

Young man, someday you'll go online, I say
Young man, you'll be taking the time, I say
Young man, go to AARP
They can start your old folks' journey!

It's fun to be with the AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
They have everything for old men as they please!
You can hang out with all the geeze!

It's fun to be with the AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
You can stay at hotels!
You can have a good meal!
You can do whatever you feel!

Young man, I was once in your shoes, I say
I was aged at just 22, I thought
no man would let me into the bar
because they always checked my card!

Young man, now they check card of red, I say
Young man, don't you hear what I said, I say
Young man, I'm with AARP
I get discounts on nice whiskey!

It's fun to be with the AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!
They have everything for old men as they please!
You can hang out with all the geeze!

AARP!
It's fun to be with the AARP!

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

The Manager of Arsenal Does Not Owe You the Title

Mikel Arteta took over as manager of Arsenal Football Club in December 2019, replacing Unai Emery, who had replaced Arsène Wenger in May 2018, and took a situation that was not great, but not that bad, and made it much worse.

Emery took Wenger's team and brought it to what Wenger's worst critics lied and said he'd brought it to: Midtable mediocrity. Arteta, who had been one of Wenger's players, took Emery's team and won the 2020 FA Cup. He has now taken the team to 2nd place in the Premier League in 3 straight seasons. In the last 2 seasons, he has taken it to the Quarterfinal and the Semifinal of the UEFA Champions League.

There are alleged Arsenal fans who believe this is not good enough. They turned on Wenger when he stopped "challenging for the title" because he had to pay off the Emirates Stadium debt. They felt entitled to the trophies that Wenger won, and turned on him, without ever thanking him. They gave Emery the benefit of the doubt, even as he alienated and sold off the team's best players. They have not given Arteta the benefit of the doubt.

Now, we are in the Summer transfer window, and, as usual, these people are demanding that the manager "spend some fucking money" on "a world-class striker" who will "win us the title."

Which was done for Olivier Giroud, and again for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, and again for Gabriel Jesus. In each case, these same fans turned on them, calling them "shit."

Give me a break.

The manager of Arsenal does not owe you the Premier League title. He does not owe you the Champions League title. He does not owe you the FA Cup. He does not owe you anything other than his best effort.

This is true now under Arteta. It was true under Wenger.

Arteta took an Arsenal team whose honor had been trailed in the dust by those who claimed to be its most ardent fans; and whose best players had been alienated by a buffoon of a manager, who had followed the noblest soul in the sport, Wenger. Arteta took this team and restored it to a place of prominence, at home and abroad.

For those of of you who have shown him the proper respect, I thank you. For those of you who have not, it's time to start.

Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Stats Can Be Nice, What Matters Is Results

The Yankees picked a heck of a time to have 2 lousy games: Against the Red Sox, Saturday night on Fox, and Sunday night on ESPN. Embarrassed themselves on national TV.

The series started out all right, on Friday night on YES. Over the 1st 2 innings, the Yankees led, 7-0. Over the rest of the series, the Red Sox outscored the Yankees, 27-16.

That was unacceptable.

The Yankees scored 5 runs in the bottom of the 1st inning, including home runs by Jazz Chisholm and Anthony Volpe. They scored 2 in the 2nd -- but one came when, with the bases loaded, Volpe was hit on the elbow with a pitch by Walker Buehler.

This is one time where a Red Sox pitcher hit a Yankee with a pitch, and we can be pretty sure that it was unintentional. Or was it? The Sox were already losing, 6-0, and it's not like we were at Fenway Park, where a 6-0 lead is no big deal. Maybe... But the bigger problem was that Volpe played the rest of the series in pain, and couldn't hit well.

The Yankees scored another run in the 5th, after the Red Sox already had. That made the Yankee linescore 52001. That's a ZIP Code in Dubuque, Iowa.

An 8-1 lead should have been enough. But starting pitcher Will Warren fell apart in the 6th, allowing a triple, a sacrifice fly, and 3 walks, before Aaron Boone brought in Brent Headrick. (Another name that sounds like it belongs on a law firm.) It was 8-4.

A Paul Goldschmidt homer in the bottom of the inning made it 9-4, and that should have been enough. But Headrick ran into trouble in the 7th, and had to be bailed out by Fernando Cruz. Devin Williams closed it down in the 9th. Yankees 9, Red Sox 6, and Warren remained the winning pitcher.

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Ryan Yarbrough started on Saturday night. Like Warren, he's filled an injury-forced hole in the Yankee rotation fairly well. Not this time: He allowed 8 runs in 4 innings. Austin Wells hit a home run, and the Yankees closed to within 8-7 in the 8th. But Ian Hamilton, who has been dreadful, allowed 2 runs in the 9th. Despite the Red Sox' closer now being former Yankee closer Aroldis Chapman, and there's a reason he's a former Yankee closer, they couldn't come back. Red Sox 10, Yankees 7.

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The Sunday game looked good at first. Carlos Rodón got through the 1st 4 2/3rds innings with just 1 hit and 1 walk, and had a 2-0 lead on an Aaron Judge home run. But, Cliché Alert: Walks can kill you. With 2 out in the top of the 5th, he allowed a walk and a home run. 2-2.

DJ LeMahieu gave the Yankees back the lead with a homer in the bottom of the 5th, but Rodón collapsed to start the top of the 6th: Hit-by-pitch, walk, home run. Before the inning was over, Boone had used 3 pitchers, and it was 7-3 Boston. Jonathan Loáisiga allowed back-to-back homers to start the 8th, and it got worse from there.

The Yanks trailed 11-5 going into the bottom of the 9th. Judge hit a 2-run homer, and they got 2 men on with 2 out, but Chapman, showing none of the shakiness he so often showed in Pinstripes, finished them off. Red Sox 11, Yankees 7.

Over the last 5 innings, the Red Sox' linescore was 25022. That's a ZIP Code for Blair, West Virginia. Over the same 5 innings, the Yankees only scored 12002. That's a ZIP Code for Berlin, New York.

The Yankees lost this game despite 2 home runs from Aaron Judge. He now has 338 for his career. That's as many as Don Baylor, 3 more than Darryl Strawberry, 7 more than Hank Greenberg.

It's 1 fewer than Boog Powell, Dave Parker and Tino Martinez. It's 7 fewer than the still-active Bryce Harper, 10 fewer than the still-active Nolan Arenado, and 13 fewer than the still-active Manny Machado. It's 13 fewer than Dick Allen, 20 fewer than Yogi Berra, 21 fewer than Johnny Mize, 23 fewer than Joe DiMaggio, and 31 fewer than Ralph Kiner.

He's 33 years old.

For the season, he's batting .396 with 23 home runs and 55 RBIs. Today is June 10.

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Stats can be nice. But what matters is results. The Yankees dropped 2 out of 3 at home to The Scum. They now lead the American League Eastern Division by 4 games each over the Tampa Bay Rays and the Toronto Blue Jays, 5 in the all-important loss column. The Sox are 9 back (11 in the loss column), and the Baltimore Orioles are 13 back.

Tonight, the Yankees start a roadtrip in Kansas City, with 3 against the Royals. Then, off to Boston with 3 more against the Auld Enemy. Hopefully, they won't embarrass themselves on national TV again.

One piece of good news: Giancarlo Stanton, currently on the Injured List, is set to begin a rehab assignment tonight. Hopefully, he'll be able to contribute in the 2nd half of the season.