Xena's series was frequently much darker than Hercules', but "A Solstice Carol," full of references to things that would become associated with Christmas in the 19th and 20th Centuries A.D., was really, really campy. And yet, as a story, it works very well.
Both stories were set around the time of the Winter Solstice, which falls on December 21 or 22 -- which is possibly the reason that the early Church set Christmas on December 25, given the difference between the Julian Calendar then in effect and the Gregorian Calendar being used now.
December 25, 1183: Not the best of Christmases for the 50-year-old King Henry II of England, his Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine, and their sons, the princes Richard, Geoffrey and John.
The film is The Lion In Winter, and they are played by the following: Henry by Peter O'Toole, Eleanor by Katherine Hepburn, the future King Richard I (the Lionhearted) by Anthony Hopkins in his 1st major film role, Geoffrey by John Castle (not to be confused with Godfather actor John Cazale), and the future Magna Carta signer King John by Nigel Terry (who would play a much better King of England, Arthur, in Excalibur).
On an episode of The West Wing, President Jed Bartlet (Martin Sheen) confirms that this is his favorite movie of all time. Though, uncharacteristically, the New Hampshire professor turned head of state gets Henry's quote wrong: In the film, it's, "I've snapped and plotted all my life. There's no other way to be alive, King, and 50 all at once."
December 25, 1776: In the history that we know, General George Washington got his Continental Army troops to row across the icy Delaware River, so they can beat the Hessians in the Battle of Trenton. On The CW show DC's Legends of Tomorrow, airing on February 7, 2017, he ends up needing help from the crew of the time-and-space-ship Waverider. The episode is titled "Turncoat," and Washington is played by Randall Batinkoff.
December 25, 1842: In London, moneylender Ebenezer Scrooge has a change of heart. Instead of treating it with a cry of "Bah, humbug!" he accepts Christmas the way those around him do, with the words of his employee Bob Crachit's small, handicapped son Tim: "God bless us, every one!" The story is A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens.
Some may say Scrooge was corrupted by socialistic thoughts. Well, he didn't follow the suggestion of Christ that he give away all his money and possessions. The reason we celebrate Scrooge is simple: He stopped being a jerk about having great resources, and started using them for good.
Liberals can celebrate him for finding his heart. Conservatives can celebrate him for actually doing what they always say should be done: "Let the private sector do it." Like Pope Francis has been saying the rich should do, Scrooge lived up to the Christian ideal.
I previously had this date as 1843, because that's the year the story was published. But because of this, it had to have been about a past Christmas. Hence, I now have it listed as the year before, December 25, 1842.
Dickens sought to construct Christmas as a family-centered festival of generosity, in contrast to the community-based and church-centered observations, the observance of which had dwindled during the late 18th and early 19th Centuries. A Christmas Carol helped to restore Christmas to a day of celebration in Britain, and to establish it as such in America.
The versions of the story are so many, including the 1962 animated musical with Mr. Magoo (the 1st version that I saw, on TV around 1977 or so), the 1970 live-action musical version with Albert Finney, the 1970 Odd Couple episode "Scrooge Gets an Oscar," the 1979 Bugs Bunny version with Yosemite Sam as Scrooge, the 1983 Mickey Mouse version with Scrooge McDuck as Scrooge, Bill Murray's 1988 modern take Scrooged, the 1992 Muppet Christmas Carol with Michael Caine, the 1994
Flintstones version, and a 2013 Smurfs version.
The 1951 film Scrooge, starring Alastair Sim, is often cited as the best version. No, the best version remains the 1984 CBS version with George C. Scott. In 1990, Star Trek actor Patrick Stewart began doing a one-man version on stage, and in 1999 starred as Scrooge in a version broadcast on TNT.
The 2009 animated version, with Jim Carrey voicing him, lists Scrooge's year of birth as 1786, making him 56 years old in the story's "present" -- only 4 years older than I am now. I realize living was harder then, even for people as wealthy as Scrooge, but, dang, he's usually depicted as elderly, maybe over 70.
The 1951 film Scrooge, starring Alastair Sim, is often cited as the best version. No, the best version remains the 1984 CBS version with George C. Scott. In 1990, Star Trek actor Patrick Stewart began doing a one-man version on stage, and in 1999 starred as Scrooge in a version broadcast on TNT.
The 2009 animated version, with Jim Carrey voicing him, lists Scrooge's year of birth as 1786, making him 56 years old in the story's "present" -- only 4 years older than I am now. I realize living was harder then, even for people as wealthy as Scrooge, but, dang, he's usually depicted as elderly, maybe over 70.
December 25, 1867: Young singer Andy Walker returns to his hometown of Virginia City, Nevada after a world tour. His uncle and manager, Thadeus Cole, tries to con Eric "Hoss" Cartwright (Dan Blocker) out of the money he's trying to raise for an orphanage. But Andy catches on to his uncle, and there's a Dickensian twist to the ensuing Christmas party at the Cartwright family's Ponderosa Ranch.
This 1966 episode of Bonanza was titled "A Christmas Story," and Andy is played by Wayne Newton, in his 2nd appearance in the role. Thadeus was played by Jack Oakie.
At age 79, Newton is still alive and performing. He has released 3 Christmas albums: Songs for a Merry Christmas in 1966, Christmas Isn't Christmas Without You in 1968, and Christmas Everywhere in 1976.
Bonanza episodes took place 99 years in the past -- established since a gravestone in a 1967 episode showed a date of death of 1868. It's odd that, in the supposedly progressive 1960s, the 3 most progressive TV shows were Bonanza, which took place nearly a century in the past; Star Trek, which took place 3 centuries in the future; and The Twilight Zone, which, as Rod Serling's narration suggested, took place in "another dimension."
This 1966 episode of Bonanza was titled "A Christmas Story," and Andy is played by Wayne Newton, in his 2nd appearance in the role. Thadeus was played by Jack Oakie.
At age 79, Newton is still alive and performing. He has released 3 Christmas albums: Songs for a Merry Christmas in 1966, Christmas Isn't Christmas Without You in 1968, and Christmas Everywhere in 1976.
Bonanza episodes took place 99 years in the past -- established since a gravestone in a 1967 episode showed a date of death of 1868. It's odd that, in the supposedly progressive 1960s, the 3 most progressive TV shows were Bonanza, which took place nearly a century in the past; Star Trek, which took place 3 centuries in the future; and The Twilight Zone, which, as Rod Serling's narration suggested, took place in "another dimension."
As Trek creator Gene Roddenberry remarked, it was easier to get an allegory about a problem with current American life on television if it wasn't depicting current American life -- or even life on Earth at all.
Many years later from our perspective, on December 18, 1993, but also at Christmas 1867, we got the CBS Western drama Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman episode "Mike's Dream: A Christmas Tale." Dr. Michaela "Mike" Quinn (Jane Seymour) is conducting a routine medical procedure on a patient, who has a heart attack and dies.
She begins to question her ability, then helps a woman deliver a baby in a stable, just like in the Nativity story. She is then given a cross between the George Bailey treatment and the Ebenezer Scrooge treatment: A friendly angel takes her through time, and her crisis of confidence is defeated.
December 25, 1872: We got trouble. Right here in Dodge City. With a capital T, and that rhymes with C, and that stands for Christmas. Deputy Chester Goode (Dennis Weaver) tells Marshal Matt Dillon (James Arness) that his brother Magnus (Robert Easton) is coming to the Kansas frontier town, and that he's "uncivilized." But Magnus proves to be in the holiday spirit.
This episode, titled "Magnus," aired on December 24, 1955, during the 1st season of Gunsmoke. It would be 16 years before the classic CBS Western had another Christmas episode.
Around the same time, 2 days before Christmas, falsely disgraced former U.S. Army Captain Jason McCord (Chuck Connors) meets 2 children, who tell them that their father is trying to run an orphanage out of town. This episode of Branded is titled "A Proud Town," airing on December 19, 1965.
Branded was a Western version of The Fugitive: Like Dr. Richard Kimble (David Janssen), McCord was falsely accused of a terrible crime, and so he went around the country, doing what good he could, until people figured out who he really was, and he had to leave. The difference was, Dick Kimble was a wanted man, who had fled justice when it took a wrong turn; while Jason McCord had seen justice come to its conclusion, however unfair, and was most definitely not wanted, anywhere.
December 25, 1880: I'm guessing at the year for this episode of the CBS Western series Annie Oakley, as Gail Davis was 31 years old when the episode aired on December 2, 1956, but her portrayal of Annie seems younger. In real life, Annie had already met her husband, fellow show sharpshooter Frank Butler, in 1881, and they were married the following year, but Butler never appeared as a character on the show. Jimmy Hawkins played Tagg Oakley, Annie's teenage brother, but was a wholly fictional character.
This episode was titled "Santa Claus Wears a Gun." A man calling himself Snowy Kringle (Stanley Andrews) arrives in the fictional town of Diablo, Arizona, where the Oakleys live, and demonstrates his shooting skill. The Army payroll is robbed, and Kringle is accused, but Annie clears him. There is no record of the real Annie ever serving as a detective, private or otherwise.
The year of the Western series The Lone Ranger is never specified, but it's definitely after the American Civil War ended in 1865. On December 20, 1956, 18 days after the Annie Oakley episode in question, The Lone Ranger aired "Christmas Story." The Ranger (Clayton Moore) and Tonto (Jay Silverheels) meet a boy whose Christmas wish is to be reunited with his father. Of course, "that masked man" and "his faithful Indian companion" succeed.
The year of the Western Have Gun -- Will Travel is stated to be 1875 at the start, so, by Season 6, it's 1880. "Be Not Forgetful of Strangers" aired on CBS on December 22, 1962, and parallels the Nativity story: The "gentleman gunfighter" Paladin (Richard Boone, who also directed the episode) helps a cowboy and his pregnant wife who are unable to find lodging.
December 25, 1892: The events of the Doctor Who episode "The Snowmen" take place, airing on December 25, 2012. Depressed over recent events, The Doctor -- the Eleventh Doctor, played by Matt Smith -- hides himself in Victorian London, where he meets barmaid Clara Oswald (Jenna Coleman). She not only discovers who and what he is, but also that there is a danger to all of humanity, and asks him to help.
He does, and they stave off the threat together, but she dies in the process. After her death, he sees her full name on her tombstone: Clara Oswin Oswald. He realizes that she is the same person as "Oswin," someone he previously saw die. Since a person can't die twice, he decides to use his TARDIS to find her elsewhere in time.
Clara becomes one of The Doctor's most popular "companions" among fans, and Coleman's career takes off as a result of her portrayal of Clara.
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December 25, 1905: Della Young has just $1.87 – $58.78 in today's money – which she considers to be not enough to buy a Christmas present for her husband Jim. She goes to a woman who buys hair, has her long hair cut, and receives $20 ($628), enough money to buy a platinum fob chain to go with the watch that Jim owns and loves.
As it turns out, Jim sold the watch, and used the money to buy hair-care products for Della, which, now, she can't use until her hair grows back to a respectable length.
This story was "The Gift of the Magi," by William Sydney Porter, a.k.a. O. Henry, and is included in his 1906 collection of stories, The Four Million, named for what was then the population of New York City. It has been copied many times, as you'll see below.
Supposedly, Porter wrote it at Healy's, which is now Pete's Tavern, and claims origination as the Portman Hotel in 1829, thus making it (or so they say) the oldest continuously run bar in New York. It's at 129 East 18th Street at Irving Place, in Manhattan's Gramercy Park.
December 25, 1909: The events of the Disney cartoon Lady and the Tramp begin. Jim Dear gives his wife an American Cocker Spaniel puppy, whom she names Lady.
This was on an episode of The Untouchables, titled "The Night They Shot Santa Claus." Oddly, it did not air anywhere near Christmas, but rather on September 25, 1962. Ness was a real person, but this story is entirely fictional. He was played by Robert Stack on the TV series, and by Kevin Costner in the 1987 film version.
December 25, 1933: "The Homecoming: A Christmas Story" airs on CBS on December 19, 1971, the backdoor pilot to The Waltons. The family, who live on Walton's Mountain, in the real-life Appalachians but in fictional Jefferson County, Virginia. is concerned that patriarch John Walton, who had to take a job in another State to get by, hasn't returned yet. He was played in this film by Andrew Duggan, but when the series began the next Fall, he was replaced by Ralph Waite.
December 25, 1939: Ralphie Parker actually gets his "Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass and this thing which tells time built right in to the stock." (This particular model did not exist in real life.) And doggone it if, but for the grace of God and his glasses, he doesn't come near to really shooting his eye out!
The film is A Christmas Story, narrated by the author of the original story, Jean Shepherd (who has a cameo as a parent standing on line with his son for Santa Claus in the store). Shepherd grew up in Hammond, Indiana, outside Chicago, although he was older than Ralphie, as 1939 was the year he graduated from Hammond High School.
In the film, Cleveland stands in for both Chicago and Hammond. Cleveland's Public Square is easily identifiable, with its big Civil War memorial in the center, the Terminal Tower (built in 1930), and Higbee's department store, which has since been turned into Horseshoe Casino Cleveland, although the Higbee's sign seen in the movie is still there.
Ralphie is played by Peter Billingsley. He is now 50, and while he still acts, having appeared in the 1st Iron Man film, he mainly produces and directs now, including the Netflix series F Is for Family.
In 2021, just 9 years after the Sandy Hook Massacre, only someone who doesn't understand anything about parenting -- or Christmas -- would give a child a firearm as a Christmas present.
December 25, 1945: Billy Bailey, co-director of the Bailey Brothers Building & Loan, of Bedford Falls, New York, with his late brother Peter's son George, loses $8,000 meant for the firm's accounts -- about $123,000 in today's money. Unable to come up with the money, George runs into one awful occurrence after another, and wishes he'd never been born.
An angel named Clarence Goodbody shows him what the world (or, at least, his home town) would have been like if that had been the case. George changes his mind, and finds that all the people he'd selflessly helped over the years have come to pay him back, to show him that, in the way that matters, he's "the richest man in town."
The film is It's a Wonderful Life, and George is played by James Stewart, Billy by Thomas Wilson, and Clarence by Henry Travers.
In the "bank run" sequence, set in 1932, $242 then would be $4,886 today; $20 would be $403.78; $17.50 would be $353.31; and the $2.00 the Baileys ended up with would be $40.38.
Here's what I don't get: George knows how Sam Wainwright can be reached. He knows Sam is a friend with means, and could help him. The bank examiner knows who Sam is, and knows that his word is good. Why doesn't George just wire Sam, and have him send a telegram not to George, but to the bank examiner, saying to expect a money order after the holiday? End of problem.
ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel recently showed what the film would have looked like from the perspective of the villain, Henry Potter was played by Lionel Barrymore. He was a brother of Ethel Barrymore and John Barrymore, whose granddaughter is Drew Barrymore.
On the same day, the Corleone family deals with the shooting and near-death of patriarch Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando), in the 1969 novel and the 1972 film The Godfather.
December 25, 1947: A man known only as Kris Kringle (played by Edmund Gwenn), hired to work as Santa Claus at the main Macy's store in New York's Herald Square, is committed, and his lawyer, Fred Gailey (John Payne), can find only one way to get this harmless, if apparently delusional, old man out of the psych ward: By proving to a court that, just as Kris claims, he really is Santa Claus.
It works, and Fred wins the heart of Doris Walker (Maureen O'Hara), who had hired Kris, and her daughter Susan (Natalie Wood, 8 years old at the time of filming but playing 6).
Miracle On 34th Street was remade in 1973 and 1994. In those versions, Santa was played by Sebastian Cabot and Richard Attenborough, respectively; the lawyer by David Hartman and Dylan McDermott (by then starring as a lawyer on The Practice); Mrs. Walker by Jane Alexander and Elizabeth Perkins; and Susan by Suzanne Davidson and Mara Wilson.
For the 1973 version, the lawyer's name was changed to Bill Schafner, and Mrs. Walker's name was changed from Doris to Karen -- definitely not to be confused with the Karen Walker played by Megan Mullally on Will & Grace!
For the 1994 version, the lawyer is named Bryan Bedford, Mrs. Walker goes back to being named Doris (or, rather, "Dorey"), and, this time, fictional store names had to be used: Macy's had refused to give permission to use their name, and became "Cole's"; while Gimbel's had gone out of business, so the scriptwriters used "Shoppers Express."
And the scriptwriters decided to add the wrinkle of the U.S. military "proving" that there is no Santa Claus by proving there's no Santa's Workshop at the North Pole, thus forcing Bedford to figure out a way around that.
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December 25, 1950: Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, a surgeon with the U.S. Army at the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital in Uijeongbu, Korea, has to leave a Christmas party there to attend to a wounded soldier in a foxhole. While still wearing his Santa Claus costume. This was on an episode of M*A*S*H. Hawkeye is played by Alan Alda.
December 25, 1951: On another episode of M*A*S*H, Hawkeye pays tribute to the camp's chaplain, 1st Lieutenant (later Captain) Francis Mulcahy (played by William Christopher). And the company clerk, Corporal Walter "Radar" O'Reilly (Gary Burghoff) tells another surgeon, Major Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers) that, on Father Mulcahy's recommendation, he'd written to Charles' mother, and asked her to send something that would remind the down-in-the-dumps Boston Brahmin of happier times. She sent his old toboggan cap, and Charles was overjoyed. This time, Santa was played by Captain B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell).
Despite their efforts, the patient dies at 11:25 PM. Hawkeye, seeing his best friend take it hard -- clearly thinking of his wife, Peg, and daughter, Erin, back home in the San Francisco suburb of Mill Valley, California -- moves the clock ahead, so that the time of death will read 12:05 AM, December 26.
Farrell also wrote and directed this episode. Harry Morgan played the commanding officer, Colonel Sherman Potter, and, in this episode, Potter played Santa Claus.
On yet another episode of M*A*S*H, the MASHers are celebrating Christmas with British soldiers, who tell them of the tradition of the day after Christmas, Boxing Day, which in England is celebrated with two things. Neither of which turns out to be prizefighting, as is found out by a confused Corporal (later Sergeant) Maxwell Q. Klinger (Jamie Farr), a former corpsman who, by this point, has replaced Radar as company clerk. One is noblemen trading places with their servants, to boost morale. The British Army matches this by having the officers and enlisted men switch jobs.
L.A. Police Sergeant Joe Friday (Jack Webb) and Officer Frank Smith (Ben Alexander) promise to try to get it back before Mass on Christmas Day, but this means that they have less than 24 hours to catch the thief. As was always said on Dragnet, "The story you have just heard is true. The names have been changed, to protect the innocent."
The episode is title "The Big Little Jesus." When Dragnet returned in color in the 1960s, a 1967 episode basically redid the story, under the title "The Christmas Story," this time with Detective Friday teaming with Detective Bill Gannon (Harry Morgan -- 8 years before he first played Colonel Potter).
December 25, 1955: Not having enough money to buy his wife Alice a proper Christmas present, Brooklyn bus driver Ralph Kramden pawns his bowling ball. And on Christmas Eve, he finds Alice has given him a proper bag for his bowling ball.
This Honeymooners episode, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas," was based on "The Gift of the Magi." Ralph was played by Jackie Gleason, Alice by Audrey Meadows.
A year earlier, when "The Honeymooners" was still just a sketch on the hourlong The Jackie Gleason Show, Gleason played most of his characters: Ralph, Reginald Van Gleason III, Joe the Bartender, Fenwick Babbitt, and the mute, pantomiming Pour Soul. Noticeably absent was "Charlie Bratton the Loudmouth."
Halfway across the country, in Milwaukee, Richie Cunningham (Ron Howard) discovers that his pal Arthur Fonzarelli (Henry Winkler) has nowhere to go on Christmas. Naturally, Richie proves that, on occasion, he can be every bit as cool as the Fonz, and invites him to have dinner with the family. Happy Days, indeed.
This episode, titled "Guess Who's Coming to Christmas," aired in 1974 -- and it was eventually established that the show took place 19 years in the past; hence, 1955.
December 25, 1956: Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball), Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz), Fred Mertz (William Frawley) and Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance) reminisce while trimming the tree on The I Love Lucy Christmas Show, airing on Christmas Eve. It's a clip show, and includes Lucy announcing her pregnancy in 1952 and the birth of Little Ricky in early 1953.
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December 25, 1960: Fired after arriving for work late and sloshed, department store Santa Henry Corwin wanders into an alley and finds a bag filled with gifts. The spirit of the holiday is one of the few bright spots in Henry's life, and as he begins handing out the gifts, he realizes the bag is able to produce any gift a recipient requests. After a brief jail stint that ends with Henry changing the mind of his mean, skeptical former boss, he continues handing out gifts.
Soon, one of his giftees points out that Henry has taken nothing from the bag himself. What does Henry want for Christmas? All he wants is to continue playing Santa every year. The wish is granted when he finds an elf with a reindeer-driven sleigh waiting, to whisk him off to the North Pole.
This was an episode of The Twilight Zone, titled "Night of the Meek," and one of the few episodes of the show to truly have a happy ending. Henry was played by Art Carney.
Also on this day, in Mayberry, North Carolina, department store owner and resident Scrooge Ben Weaver demands that Sheriff Andy Taylor lock up local moonshiner Jim Muggins. Muggins' family, as well as Andy's, gather to celebrate the holiday with Jim. After witnessing how Jim and Andy and their broods can turn the jailhouse stay into a warm, inviting celebration, Weaver gets himself arrested so he can be part of the fun, and he ends the holiday by getting a nip of Jim's hooch himself.
This was the only Christmas episode of The Andy Griffith Show, and was titled "The Christmas Story." Andy was played by Andy Griffith, Deputy (and substitute Santa Claus) Barney Fife by Don Knotts, Ben by Will Wright, and Jim by Sam Edwards.
December 25, 1963: I have a theory, and, as far as I can tell, there is nothing in the images or script of the CBS special A Charlie Brown Christmas that disproves it. Charlie Brown is depressed during the Christmas season, and everyone else has thrown themselves into the superficial and commercial sides of it, for the same reason: The special takes place in 1963, after the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.
So Rob Petrie (Dick Van Dyke), his wife Laura (Mary Tyler Moore), their son Ritchie (Larry Matthews), Solly Rogers (Rose Marie), Buddy Sorrell (Morey Amsterdam) and Mel Cooley (also Alan's director and his brother-in-law, played by Richard Deacon) go on the soundstage and goof off, and it's a roaring success.
"The Alan Brady Show Presents," an episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show, aired on December 18, 1963. Rob was based on Carl Reiner, meaning that Ritchie was based on Carl's son, Rob Reiner.
Although the song doesn't say so, the boy-meets-girl story of The Four Seasons' 1976 Number 1 hit "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" -- "Late December, back in '63" -- could be a Christmas party. Certainly, the combination of love at first sight, Christmas decorations, and possibly hard cider or spiked egg nog could result in a situation that was "hypnotizin', mesmerisin' me."
December 25, 1964: The TV special version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" premiered on December 6, produced for CBS by Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass. They would produce many animated Christmas specials, some in the traditional cartoon format, some (like this one) with stop-motion animation.
Johnny Marks, writer of the song, was enlisted to write new songs, the best-known of which became "Holly Jolly Christmas," sung by Burl Ives in character as the special's narrator, Sam the Snowman.
It has often been pointed out that, in this special, the story gets worse before it gets better: Even Santa himself gets on Rudolph's case – and on that of Donner, who in the story is both the lead reindeer on the sleigh and Rudolph's father, for essentially passing on a genetic mutation (of which Donner himself appears to be only a carrier).
This is not one of Santa's better pop-culture representations. But, remember, this story isn't about Santa, it's about Rudolph. And Sam the Snowman (voice of Burl Ives) is giving you his perception of what happened. Sam might be an unreliable narrator.
Also, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, which premiered on November 14, 1964, would have taken place. The leaders of Mars believe their children are watching too much TV from Earth. Understandable. But one thing leads to another, and they decide the way to alleviate this is to kidnap Santa Claus (John Call). In the end, instead of "conquering" Mars through combat, Santa does so inadvertently, as an aide to the King of Mars decides Mars needs Santa, and becomes their Santa, with our Santa agreeing to this.
However, on her Christmas Eve shift, her coworkers come to the rescue, bringing the holiday spirit to her, and proving that even if the holiday isn't in line with tradition, it can still be a wonderful night full of bright spirits.
This episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show is titled "Christmas and the Hard-Luck Kid II": It was a reference to the aforementioned episode of That Girl, written by James L. Brooks. Brooks also wrote this episode, or rather co-wrote it with Allan Burns.
Rankin-Bass' Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town first aired on December 13, 1970. Fred Astaire, as mailman S.D. (for "Special Delivery") Kluger, narrates an origin story for Santa, who is voiced by Mickey Rooney -- already an "old elf," but frequently not jolly. In 1977, Rankin-Bass would bring Astaire as Kluger back, for another origin-story special, The Easter Bunny Is Comin' to Town.
December 25, 1971, 50 years ago: "Christmas Day at the Bunkers'" in Flushing, Queens is not merry, as Archie (Carroll O'Connor) makes a mistake at work, sending an order to London, England (which, of course, he's heard of) when it should have been sent to London, Ontario (which he hasn't). This costs him a Christmas bonus. This was the 1st Christmas episode of All In the Family.
December 25, 1973: In another All In the Family Christmas episode, titled "Edith's Christmas Story," Archie's wife Edith (Jean Stapleton) tries to keep the holiday going despite knowing that the doctor found a lump in her breast.
I don't know if this was the 1st time the word "breast" was used in prime time. Edith did survive the scare -- although Stapleton left the show (by then renamed Archie Bunker's Place) in 1980, and Edith's death was written into the series. No cause was given.
December 25, 1974: This was almost The Year Without a Santa Claus. Mickey Rooney reprises the role in this Rankin-Bass special, but he's just not feelin' it this year. Shirley Booth, in what turns out to be her final acting role (she retired, and lived a few more years), narrates in character as Mrs. Claus, replacing the previous special's voicer, Roberta "Robie" Lester.
This special also, many years before the Santa Clause movies did so, introduces Mother Nature into the Santa legend, and her sons, Snow Miser (Dick Shawn) and Heat Miser (George S. Irving).
December 25, 1976: Office of Scientific Intelligence Agent Steve Austin (Lee Majors), a former U.S. Air Force Colonel, test pilot and astronaut, discovers that an OSI project is being tampered with by a modern-day Scrooge.
So The Six Million Dollar Man uses his enhancements to create the episode's title, "A Bionic Christmas Carol," and gets the man to mend his ways. Factoring in inflation, the $6 million it cost to "rebuild" Steve in 1973 would be about $37.4 million today.
Another superhero, Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter), faces down a holiday-season saboteur in the episode "The Deadly Toys."
Meanwhile, across the country, in Manhattan, Detective Sergeant Phil Fish pursues, and finally arrests, a man who's been mugging department store Santa Clauses. This episode of Barney Miller is titled "Christmas Story."
Meanwhile, across town, in Brooklyn, the Sweathogs hear a homeless man's story, and go overboard in trying to help him. This episode of Welcome Back, Kotter is titled "Hark, the Sweatkings."
Meanwhile, across town, in Queens, it's Christmas dinner at the Bunkers' house on All In the Family. Gloria and Mike Stivic (Sally Struthers and Rob Reiner) invite David, an old friend of Mike's living in Canada, but choose not to tell Gloria's parents Archie and Edith that the reason David went to Canada is that he is, as the episode's title states, "The Draft Dodger." He was played by Renny Temple, who has mostly directed since the late 1980s.
Unlike most of these Christmas episodes, this one actually did air on a December 25, a day on which networks usually show reruns, thinking families will be eating Christmas dinner at the time, or show "family entertainment" films and specials.
Archie had also invited a friend, Pinky Peterson (Eugene Roche), whose son had asked him whether he should accept being drafted into the Army and fight in Vietnam, or run away to Canada. Pinky advised him to obey the law, and accept being drafted. Pinky's son was killed, making Pinky a "Gold Star Father." Also a widower, Pinky was thus alone on Christmas, and Archie, in a gesture of humanity not often seen from him, thought Pinky could use the company.
When Archie finds out about David, he rants and raves, until Pinky asks if his opinion means anything. Archie, citing Pinky's circumstances, says his opinion means more than anyone else's. Pinky tells his son's story, and offers David the handshake that he says his son would have given. As usual, Archie does not take defeat well.
December 25, 1977: The "three" of Three's Company -- John Ritter as Jack Tripper, Joyce DeWitt as Janet Wood, and Suzanne Somers as the aptly-named Christmas "Chrissy" Snow -- had expected to be invited to the Christmas party of their friends, the Stevens, who live in the same Santa Monica, California apartment complex. After all, Janet and Chrissy, before Jack arrived, had been invited to their parties before. But they weren't this time, and they're bummed out.
So their landlords, Stanley and Helen Roper (Norman Fell and Audra Lindley) invite them to a party at their apartment downstairs. It's better than nothing, right? Well, you've never been to a party with Stanley Roper.
Anyway, Mrs. Stevens calls, because she never got an RSVP to their invitation. It must have gotten lost in the mail. Jack and Janet accept. But Chrissy says no, they made a commitment to the Ropers, and they have to stick to it.
Big mistake. Stanley proves a boring host. Finally, the trio excuse themselves, and get upstairs. Turns out, the Ropers had been invited, too, and Stanley was just trying to get rid of "the kids," as the Ropers called them. Of all the misunderstandings on that show, this may have been the dumbest.
December 25, 1978: Or, rather, on the 24th: It's Christmas Eve On Sesame Street, which first aired on PBS on December 3, 1978. Bert (voiced by Frank Oz) doesn't have enough money to buy a Christmas present for Ernie (Jim Henson). So he sells his beloved paper-clip collection to Harold "Mr." Hooper (played by Will Lee), and uses the money to buy a soap dish for Ernie's beloved Rubber Duckie.
But Ernie doesn't have enough money to buy a present for Bert, either, so he sells his Duckie to Mr. Hooper, and uses the money to buy a cigar box, which he thinks would be perfect for storing Bert's collection.
Then Mr. Hooper comes over and gives them presents: Bert gets his paper clips back, and Ernie gets his Duckie back. The boys, feeling guilty, tell Mr. Hooper – who's Jewish, and has been wished a Happy Hanukkah by Bob Johnson (Bob McGrath) – that they're sorry they didn't get him anything. He tells the boys, "I got the best Christmas present ever: I got to see that everybody got exactly what they wanted."
Another main plotline is the cruel question of Oscar the Grouch's to Big Bird (both of them voiced by Carroll Spinney): How does big fat Santa Claus get down those skinny chimneys? As it turns out, it doesn't matter how: Apparently, he does it.
The other, much funnier subplot, tells of Cookie Monster (also Frank Oz) trying to contact Santa Claus, to ask Big Red to bring him cookies for Christmas. The problem is, Cook keeps eating his means of communication. First, he ends up eating his pencil. Then he tries to type, but the typewriter keys remind him of raisins, and then the paper reminds him of fortune cookies. Finally, he tries to call Santa on the phone, but the ends of the receiver look like "cuppy-cakes" to him. Oddly, in later episodes, he claims to be allergic to peanut butter cookies and hazelnut cookies.
Also on this day, Mindy McConnell (Pam Dawber) has to explain Christmas to alien Mork from Ork (Robin Williams). This episode of Mork & Mindy is titled, naturally, "Mork's First Christmas." Morgan Fairchild guest-stars.
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December 25, 1980: Hazzard County Executive Jefferson Davis "Boss" Hogg (Sorrell Booke) hires a trio of criminals to hijack a load of Christmas trees bound for the Georgia locale, knowing that Bo and Luke Duke (John Schneider and Tom Wopat) were responsible for the deliveries, and for the receipt of a $500 down payment. (About $1,678 in today's money.)
With the community convinced that the Duke Boys had stolen the funds, the crooks each dress as Santa Claus and break into Hogg's safe to retrieve the stolen money. Bo, Luke, their cousin Daisy (Catherine Bach) and their mechanic friend Cooter Davenport (Ben Jones) eventually team to give Hogg and the bad guys a lesson in confusion.
In the end, Hogg -- who has been Scroogelike throughout the episode -- gets a lesson in the meaning of the season. This episode of The Dukes of Hazzard is titled "The Great Santa Claus Chase."
Also, at Cincinnati radio station WKRP, manager Arthur Carlson (Gordon Jump) has decided not to give the usual level of Christmas bonuses. Then "the Big Guy" eats a brownie that deejay Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) had, unaware that it was laced with marijuana. As a result, he gets the Scrooge treatment, and is visited by three ghosts. This episode of WKRP in Cincinnati was titled "Bah, Humbug."
December 25, 1982: Chicago Police Detective Neal Washington (Taurean Blacque) tries to make amends with the widow of a liquor store owner that he accidentally killed while trying to foil a robbery. Another Detective, Michael "Mick" Belker (Bruce Weitz), goes undercover as Santa Claus. This episode of Hill Street Blues is titled "Santaclaustrophobia." That title would also be used for a 2003 episode of The King of Queens.
Also on this day, Philadelphia commodities broker Louis Winthorpe III (Dan Aykroyd) learns of the scam pulled by Randolph and Mortimer Duke (Ralph Bellamy and Don Ameche); and that his apparent tormentor, Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy), is also about to become a victim of the scam.
He teams up with his butler Coleman (Denholm Elliott) and his prostitute girlfriend Ophelia (Jamie Lee Curtis), so that he and Billy Ray, and the Dukes (definitely richer and meaner than the "Duke Boys" of Hazzard), will be Trading Places.
The $1.00 that the Dukes bet each other? It would be worth about $2.87 in today's money. The $394 million they lost? About $1.13 billion.
December 25, 1983: Alex P. Keaton, noted teenage Republican of Columbus, Ohio, is even greedier than usual. So he gets the Scrooge treatment. The Ghost of Christmas Past resembles his sister Jennifer (Tina Yothers), and shows what he was like as a small boy, before money became everything to him.
There is no Ghost of Christmas Present. The Ghost of Christmas Future resembles his sister Mallory (Justine Bateman), and shows him the future if nothing changes: Alex is fabulously wealthy, but also bald and fat, while the rest of the Keaton family is in dire straits. For example, Mallory is unmarried and pregnant with her 5th child. Alex is shaken up by this, and shapes up in the present.
This episode of Family Ties was titled "A Keaton Christmas Carol." It was the 1st time that Michael J. Fox played a character who dealt with time travel. It would not be the last.
December 25, 1984: Randall Peltzer buys a mogwai for his son Billy, unaware that "mogwai" is Canton Chinese for "devil." He is given 3 rules: Never expose it to direct sunlight, never let it get wet, and never feed it after midnight. Sunlight has the same effect that it would on a vampire. Getting it wet turns it into a tribble. Feeding it after midnight, well... This is a bad rule. There are time zone issues, and how long after midnight is it safe to feed the thing again?
Though it takes place during the Christmas season, Gremlins premiered at the other end of the year, on June 8, 1984. Randall is played by Hoyt Axton, Billy by Zach Galligan, Howie Mandel voices Gizmo, and Stripe is voiced by Frank Welker -- also the voice of Fred from Scooby-Doo, the title character in Dynomutt, Dog Wonder, Hefty Smurf on The Smurfs, Megatron from Transformers, and Dr. Claw in Inspector Gadget.
December 25, 1987: According to the Arrowverse group of superhero TV shows on The CW Network, Sara Lance, later to be known as the White Canary, the Paragon of Destiny, and the Co-Captain of the time-and-space-ship Waverider, was born on this date in Starling City, later renamed Star City. This would make her one year younger than her portrayer, Caity Lotz, who was born on December 30, 1986 in San Diego.
I've gotten into debates as to whether Die Hard is "a Christmas movie." I say it isn't, because, while it takes place on Christmas Eve, and Christmas decorations are shown, almost none of the usual Christmas tropes are used.
There's no reference to the Nativity, or to Santa or any of his entourage, and the only Christmas song played is "Christmas in Hollis" by Run-DMC, near the beginning. Vaughn Monroe's version of "Let It Snow" plays over the closing credits, but, as I've noted before, that song has nothing to do with Christmas. The film wasn't even released at Christmastime: It premiered on July 15, 1988.
Also on this day, the extended Tanner family of San Francisco gets stuck at the snow-covered airport on Christmas. Middle daughter Stephanie (Jodie Sweetin) is convinced that she won't get any Christmas presents, because now, Santa Claus won't be able to find her. But Santa shows up at the airport. At first, she thinks it's actually "Uncle" Joey Gladstone (Dave Coulier) in disguise. It isn't.
This episode of Full House is titled "Our Very First Christmas Show," and it also features the first kiss between actual uncle Jesse Katsopolis (John Stamos) and Rebecca Donaldson (Lori Loughlin), co-host of the show-within-the-show Wake Up San Francisco along with Stephanie's father Danny (Bob Saget). Jesse and Rebecca, of course, eventually get married. Sorrell Booke, who played Boss Hogg on The Dukes of Hazzard, guest-stars.
A few weeks before Christmas 1988, Art Carney would appear in my favorite Christmas-themed commercial of all time, despite it being for a product I don't like, Coca-Cola: "Grandpa's magic pinecone!" The grandson was played by Brian Bonsall, who played Andy Keaton on Family Ties and Worf's son Alexander Rozhenko on Star Trek: The Next Generation. He stopped acting while in high school, and has been in punk bands ever since.
December 25, 1989, 30 years ago: Married... with Children does a takeoff on It's a Wonderful Life. Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) gets shocked into unconsciousness while working on his Christmas lights, and is visited by a rather unlikely guardian angel, played by comedian Sam Kinison. He gets to see what the world would be like if he had never been born. As it turned out, much better for Peg (Katey Sagal). Unable to stand the thought of his family happier without him, Al wants to live again.
And the 3rd film in National Lampoon's Vacation series, Christmas Vacation, takes place. Chevy Chase again leads the Griswold clan of Chicago, but, this time, they're staying home for the holidays.
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December 25, 1990: The film Home Alone takes place. Compared to Nicolae Ceausescu and Billy Martin the year before, the Wet Bandits, played by Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, get off considerably easier, despite being tormented by Kevin McCallister, the child protector of the home they were invading in Shermer, Illinois. Kevin was played by Macaulay Culkin.
There are various wild theories about Kevin, including that he grew up to become Jigsaw in the Saw series, and that Old Man Marley (clearly named after Jacob) is actually Kevin as an old man, traveling through time, to fix his life after he initially failed to defend the house decades earlier. Another theory is that Kevin's father, Peter, played by John Heard, is a crime boss, explaining both the family's inordinate wealth and the interest in the house by a character played by Joe Pesci.
Also on this day, on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Will Smith (played by Will Smith) spends his 1st Christmas in Bel-Air. (Like Hollywood, Bel-Air is a part of the City of Los Angeles. Beverly Hills, on the other hand, is a separate city.) He wants to make himself feel a little more at home, and give his cousin Ashley Banks (Tatyana M. Ali) a taste of a real Christmas, so he decorates the Banks home in flashy, non-Home Owners Association approved decorations.
Naturally, the whole neighborhood -- which includes the newly-crowned Heavyweight Champion of the World, Evander Holyfield, who plays himself -- comes out in protest. Eventually, a group of neighborhood kids comes by to bestow an award for the best Christmas decorations in Bel-Air to the Banks and their "eyesore," because it has the whimsy of a child's idea of Christmas. The HOA gives up the fight, and Will chips away at another snobby Bel-Air tradition.
December 25, 1991, 30 years ago: It's a wild Christmas for Gotham City, with Bruce Wayne, a.k.a. Batman (Michael Keaton), having to fight the Penguin (Danny DeVito), fellow billionaire industrialist Max Schreck (Christopher Walken, having stolen the Nosferatu star's name and Thomas Jefferson's hair), and Catwoman, who also happens to be his new girlfriend, Selina Kyle (Michelle Pfeiffer).
Batman Returns was released on June 19, 1992, at the opposite end of the year from Christmas. But if Die Hard counts as a Christmas film, then so does Batman Returns. One thing I can't figure out, though: How come DeVito's version of the Penguin had more henchmen dressed like clowns than any version of the Joker ever has?
Also on this day, the Pineapple Bowl is played in Honolulu, between Minnesota State University, coached by Hayden Fox (Craig T. Nelson); and West Texas University, coached by Hayden's mentor, Jake Connelly (Robert Prosky).
Connelly is known as Jake the Snake because he's sneaky, devious and underhanded -- qualities that Hayden always admired, until he had to play him. So Hayden, um, outfoxes the snake, by pretending his star quarterback, Bo Whitley (Christopher B. Duncan), is hurt, forcing Connelly to change his entire defensive scheme. It works, as Whitley comes off the bench in the 2nd half, and leading MSU's Screaming Eagles to victory. The 2-part Coach episode "The Pineapple Bowl" aired on December 10 and 17, 1991.
December 25, 1993: New York Police Detective Andy Sipowicz (Dennis Franz) is not the first man you would think of to play Santa Claus at a Christmas party, but he does it. James Martinez (Nicholas Turturro) gets his shield, indicating his promotion to Detective.
And Detective John Kelly (David Caruso) visits his mother at a nursing home. Her Alzheimer's-affected mind has her going back and forth between seeing her son as the man he is, and also as her husband, also a detective named John Kelly, who'd been killed in the line of duty years earlier.
This episode of NYPD Blue was titled "From Hare to Eternity," for a subplot in which Detective Greg Medavoy (Gordon Clapp) discovers that a cat living in the 15th Precinct house has eaten a rabbit he'd wanted to bring home to his kids.
Also on this day, toy company executive Scott Calvin accidentally causes the death of Santa Claus, and finds a note in Big Red's pocket: "If something should happen to me, put on the suit. The reindeer will know what to do." Scott does this, and gets taken to the remaining houses, and, through the magic of the "office" of Santa Claus, puts the gifts in the stockings. He is then taken to the North Pole, where he is told that, now, he is Santa.
December 25, 2265: A Christmas party is held aboard the starship USS Enterprise. Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner) hooks up with a scientist, the aptly-named Dr. Helen Noel. This was referenced in the Star Trek episode "Dagger of the Mind," taking place the following year.
So Christmas does survive all the trouble of the late 20th, 21st, 22nd and early 23rd Centuries in the Star Trek timeline. But this is the closest the Trek canon has ever come to having a "Christmas episode."
Dr. Noel was played by Marianna Hill, born Marianna Schwarzkopf. Still alive at age 79, she was a cousin of Norman Schwarzkopf, the leading field General in the U.S. Army in the Persian Gulf War.
December 25, 2367: In the Star Trek timeline, Christmas is still celebrated in the late 24th Century, as mentioned in "Devil's Due," an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The USS Enterprise-D is staging a play version of A Christmas Carol, and Lieutenant Commander Data (Brent Spiner) is going to play Ebenezer Scrooge. This was an inside joke, as Captain Jean-Luc Picard was played by Patrick Stewart, who had already staged his own one-man version of the story.
In the 1994 film Star Trek: Generations, Picard ends up trapped in the Nexus in 2371. The Nexus shows him a fantasy of a family, meant to be an alternate version of his own, at Christmas in his hometown of La Barre, France. But it wasn't real, and he got out, and saved the Veridian solar system.
December 25, 2801: Christmas survives on the TV show Futurama, which takes place at the dawn of the 31st Century, but it's been twisted in the last 1,000 years. In 2801, a robotics company created a robot Santa Claus, but a programming error gives him standards set so high that nearly everybody is "naughty," and not only must be denied presents, but must be killed. Thus, by...
December 25, 3000: People have to be inside before sundown to hide from Santa Clause. The episode "Xmas Story" aired on December 19, 1999, with Robot Santa voiced by John Goodman. The character made a 2nd appearance in "A Tale of Two Santas," airing on December 23, 2001. Goodman was unavailable, so Robot Santa is voiced by John DiMaggio (no relation to Joe).
December 25, 4226: The Doctor Who episode "The End of Time" takes place, airing on December 25, 2009, and concluding on January 1, 2010. The Doctor (still Tennant) is warned of the return of his ancient enemy, The Master (Jon Simm). His plan is to replace all of humanity's DNA with his own. He succeeds, with only Wilfred Mott (Bernard Cribbins) and Donna Temple (Eileen Mott) unaffected. (Being a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey, The Doctor, of course, is not affected.)
In the finale, the Time Lords intervene, led by their Lord President, Rassilon (Timothy Dalton). One thing leads to another, and humanity is restored, but The Doctor sacrifices himself by absorbing radiation. This causes his regeneration into the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith).
He does, and they stave off the threat together, but she dies in the process. After her death, he sees her full name on her tombstone: Clara Oswin Oswald. He realizes that she is the same person as "Oswin," someone he previously saw die. Since a person can't die twice, he decides to use his TARDIS to find her elsewhere in time.
Clara becomes one of The Doctor's most popular "companions" among fans, and Coleman's career takes off as a result of her portrayal of Clara.
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December 25, 1905: Della Young has just $1.87 – $58.78 in today's money – which she considers to be not enough to buy a Christmas present for her husband Jim. She goes to a woman who buys hair, has her long hair cut, and receives $20 ($628), enough money to buy a platinum fob chain to go with the watch that Jim owns and loves.
As it turns out, Jim sold the watch, and used the money to buy hair-care products for Della, which, now, she can't use until her hair grows back to a respectable length.
This story was "The Gift of the Magi," by William Sydney Porter, a.k.a. O. Henry, and is included in his 1906 collection of stories, The Four Million, named for what was then the population of New York City. It has been copied many times, as you'll see below.
Supposedly, Porter wrote it at Healy's, which is now Pete's Tavern, and claims origination as the Portman Hotel in 1829, thus making it (or so they say) the oldest continuously run bar in New York. It's at 129 East 18th Street at Irving Place, in Manhattan's Gramercy Park.
December 25, 1909: The events of the Disney cartoon Lady and the Tramp begin. Jim Dear gives his wife an American Cocker Spaniel puppy, whom she names Lady.
December 25, 1930: Eliot Ness discovers that an old friend and informant of his, Hap Levinson (who does not appear onscreen), has been shot and killed after playing Santa Claus at a Chicago orphanage. Hap turns out not to be the first victim in a series of killings. Ness finds out what's going on and who's to blame.
This was on an episode of The Untouchables, titled "The Night They Shot Santa Claus." Oddly, it did not air anywhere near Christmas, but rather on September 25, 1962. Ness was a real person, but this story is entirely fictional. He was played by Robert Stack on the TV series, and by Kevin Costner in the 1987 film version.
December 25, 1933: "The Homecoming: A Christmas Story" airs on CBS on December 19, 1971, the backdoor pilot to The Waltons. The family, who live on Walton's Mountain, in the real-life Appalachians but in fictional Jefferson County, Virginia. is concerned that patriarch John Walton, who had to take a job in another State to get by, hasn't returned yet. He was played in this film by Andrew Duggan, but when the series began the next Fall, he was replaced by Ralph Waite.
December 25, 1939: Ralphie Parker actually gets his "Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass and this thing which tells time built right in to the stock." (This particular model did not exist in real life.) And doggone it if, but for the grace of God and his glasses, he doesn't come near to really shooting his eye out!
The film is A Christmas Story, narrated by the author of the original story, Jean Shepherd (who has a cameo as a parent standing on line with his son for Santa Claus in the store). Shepherd grew up in Hammond, Indiana, outside Chicago, although he was older than Ralphie, as 1939 was the year he graduated from Hammond High School.
In the film, Cleveland stands in for both Chicago and Hammond. Cleveland's Public Square is easily identifiable, with its big Civil War memorial in the center, the Terminal Tower (built in 1930), and Higbee's department store, which has since been turned into Horseshoe Casino Cleveland, although the Higbee's sign seen in the movie is still there.
Ralphie is played by Peter Billingsley. He is now 50, and while he still acts, having appeared in the 1st Iron Man film, he mainly produces and directs now, including the Netflix series F Is for Family.
In 2021, just 9 years after the Sandy Hook Massacre, only someone who doesn't understand anything about parenting -- or Christmas -- would give a child a firearm as a Christmas present.
December 25, 1945: Billy Bailey, co-director of the Bailey Brothers Building & Loan, of Bedford Falls, New York, with his late brother Peter's son George, loses $8,000 meant for the firm's accounts -- about $123,000 in today's money. Unable to come up with the money, George runs into one awful occurrence after another, and wishes he'd never been born.
An angel named Clarence Goodbody shows him what the world (or, at least, his home town) would have been like if that had been the case. George changes his mind, and finds that all the people he'd selflessly helped over the years have come to pay him back, to show him that, in the way that matters, he's "the richest man in town."
The film is It's a Wonderful Life, and George is played by James Stewart, Billy by Thomas Wilson, and Clarence by Henry Travers.
In the "bank run" sequence, set in 1932, $242 then would be $4,886 today; $20 would be $403.78; $17.50 would be $353.31; and the $2.00 the Baileys ended up with would be $40.38.
Here's what I don't get: George knows how Sam Wainwright can be reached. He knows Sam is a friend with means, and could help him. The bank examiner knows who Sam is, and knows that his word is good. Why doesn't George just wire Sam, and have him send a telegram not to George, but to the bank examiner, saying to expect a money order after the holiday? End of problem.
ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel recently showed what the film would have looked like from the perspective of the villain, Henry Potter was played by Lionel Barrymore. He was a brother of Ethel Barrymore and John Barrymore, whose granddaughter is Drew Barrymore.
On the same day, the Corleone family deals with the shooting and near-death of patriarch Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando), in the 1969 novel and the 1972 film The Godfather.
December 25, 1947: A man known only as Kris Kringle (played by Edmund Gwenn), hired to work as Santa Claus at the main Macy's store in New York's Herald Square, is committed, and his lawyer, Fred Gailey (John Payne), can find only one way to get this harmless, if apparently delusional, old man out of the psych ward: By proving to a court that, just as Kris claims, he really is Santa Claus.
It works, and Fred wins the heart of Doris Walker (Maureen O'Hara), who had hired Kris, and her daughter Susan (Natalie Wood, 8 years old at the time of filming but playing 6).
Miracle On 34th Street was remade in 1973 and 1994. In those versions, Santa was played by Sebastian Cabot and Richard Attenborough, respectively; the lawyer by David Hartman and Dylan McDermott (by then starring as a lawyer on The Practice); Mrs. Walker by Jane Alexander and Elizabeth Perkins; and Susan by Suzanne Davidson and Mara Wilson.
For the 1973 version, the lawyer's name was changed to Bill Schafner, and Mrs. Walker's name was changed from Doris to Karen -- definitely not to be confused with the Karen Walker played by Megan Mullally on Will & Grace!
For the 1994 version, the lawyer is named Bryan Bedford, Mrs. Walker goes back to being named Doris (or, rather, "Dorey"), and, this time, fictional store names had to be used: Macy's had refused to give permission to use their name, and became "Cole's"; while Gimbel's had gone out of business, so the scriptwriters used "Shoppers Express."
And the scriptwriters decided to add the wrinkle of the U.S. military "proving" that there is no Santa Claus by proving there's no Santa's Workshop at the North Pole, thus forcing Bedford to figure out a way around that.
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December 25, 1950: Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, a surgeon with the U.S. Army at the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital in Uijeongbu, Korea, has to leave a Christmas party there to attend to a wounded soldier in a foxhole. While still wearing his Santa Claus costume. This was on an episode of M*A*S*H. Hawkeye is played by Alan Alda.
December 25, 1951: On another episode of M*A*S*H, Hawkeye pays tribute to the camp's chaplain, 1st Lieutenant (later Captain) Francis Mulcahy (played by William Christopher). And the company clerk, Corporal Walter "Radar" O'Reilly (Gary Burghoff) tells another surgeon, Major Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers) that, on Father Mulcahy's recommendation, he'd written to Charles' mother, and asked her to send something that would remind the down-in-the-dumps Boston Brahmin of happier times. She sent his old toboggan cap, and Charles was overjoyed. This time, Santa was played by Captain B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell).
December 25, 1952: On yet another episode of M*A*S*H, Hawkeye, B.J., Major Margaret Houlihan (Loretta Swit), and Father Mulcahy are called away from Mulcahy's party for the local orphans, to tend to a wounded soldier. The soldier has no chance, but when Margaret finds a picture of his family in his pocket, B.J. goes back to work, saying, "A family's Christmas wreaths should be green, not black."
Despite their efforts, the patient dies at 11:25 PM. Hawkeye, seeing his best friend take it hard -- clearly thinking of his wife, Peg, and daughter, Erin, back home in the San Francisco suburb of Mill Valley, California -- moves the clock ahead, so that the time of death will read 12:05 AM, December 26.
Farrell also wrote and directed this episode. Harry Morgan played the commanding officer, Colonel Sherman Potter, and, in this episode, Potter played Santa Claus.
On yet another episode of M*A*S*H, the MASHers are celebrating Christmas with British soldiers, who tell them of the tradition of the day after Christmas, Boxing Day, which in England is celebrated with two things. Neither of which turns out to be prizefighting, as is found out by a confused Corporal (later Sergeant) Maxwell Q. Klinger (Jamie Farr), a former corpsman who, by this point, has replaced Radar as company clerk. One is noblemen trading places with their servants, to boost morale. The British Army matches this by having the officers and enlisted men switch jobs.
The other Boxing Day tradition, not mentioned on the show, is, as I mentioned earlier, nearby "football clubs" playing each other in "derby" matches. Although there was an episode that had wounded British soldiers mentioning their country's FA Cup, including Arsenal defeating Manchester United in a match. Arsenal did not, however, win an FA Cup Final during the Korean War, their best performance being losing the 1952 Final to Newcastle United. They won the Final in 1950, right before the war, and took the 1953 League title, the last one before the war ended.
Potter thinks the Boxing Day switcheroo is a great idea. So he becomes company clerk, and names Klinger commanding officer. Surgeon Hawkeye and Father Mulcahy become hospital orderlies. Surgeon B.J. and head nurse Margaret are assigned K.P. (kitchen patrol). Charles, a gourmet who's always complaining about the quality of Army food (though, to be fair, they all did), is assigned to be the cook.
Then problems arise, and Klinger is in way over his head. And then casualties arrive, and Hawkeye says, "Just this morning, I was a humble orderly. And now, I'm doing abdominal surgery."
The Korean War lasted 3 years, plus 1 month. But M*A*S*H had 4 Christmas episodes. Clearly, those British soldiers had to have arrived in the half-hour remaining of Christmas 1952, between the time B.J. lost the battle to save that soldier and midnight. It couldn't be 1950, since it would have been Captain "Trapper" John McIntyre (Wayne Rogers) in B.J.'s place, Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson) in Potter's, and Major Frank Burns (Larry Linville) in Charles'. And it couldn't be 1951, since Klinger has already replaced Radar as company clerk.
This was also the year of the 1st regular TV show -- in other words, not an anthology series -- to have a Christmas episode: The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet. The episode is titled "The Boys Earn Some Christmas Money." Bandleader Ozzie Nelson lets his sons David and Ricky do odd jobs so they can buy Christmas presents. The episode aired on December 19, 1952.
Which means that, by 6 days, it beat The Amos 'n Andy Show. Andy Brown (Spencer Williams) has a goddaughter for whom he wants to get a talking doll, but he's broke as usual. He convinces a department store manager to hire him -- making him TV's 1st black Santa Claus.
December 25, 1953: On television, Father Xavier Rojas (Harry Bartell -- far be it for a TV network in the early Fifties to get a Hispanic actor other than Desi Arnaz to play a Hispanic character) discovers that the statue of the Infant Jesus is stolen from its crib at the Old Mission Plaza Church in Los Angeles. The statue's worth is only a few dollars, but it is of great sentimental value for the parish.
Then problems arise, and Klinger is in way over his head. And then casualties arrive, and Hawkeye says, "Just this morning, I was a humble orderly. And now, I'm doing abdominal surgery."
The Korean War lasted 3 years, plus 1 month. But M*A*S*H had 4 Christmas episodes. Clearly, those British soldiers had to have arrived in the half-hour remaining of Christmas 1952, between the time B.J. lost the battle to save that soldier and midnight. It couldn't be 1950, since it would have been Captain "Trapper" John McIntyre (Wayne Rogers) in B.J.'s place, Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson) in Potter's, and Major Frank Burns (Larry Linville) in Charles'. And it couldn't be 1951, since Klinger has already replaced Radar as company clerk.
This was also the year of the 1st regular TV show -- in other words, not an anthology series -- to have a Christmas episode: The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet. The episode is titled "The Boys Earn Some Christmas Money." Bandleader Ozzie Nelson lets his sons David and Ricky do odd jobs so they can buy Christmas presents. The episode aired on December 19, 1952.
Which means that, by 6 days, it beat The Amos 'n Andy Show. Andy Brown (Spencer Williams) has a goddaughter for whom he wants to get a talking doll, but he's broke as usual. He convinces a department store manager to hire him -- making him TV's 1st black Santa Claus.
December 25, 1953: On television, Father Xavier Rojas (Harry Bartell -- far be it for a TV network in the early Fifties to get a Hispanic actor other than Desi Arnaz to play a Hispanic character) discovers that the statue of the Infant Jesus is stolen from its crib at the Old Mission Plaza Church in Los Angeles. The statue's worth is only a few dollars, but it is of great sentimental value for the parish.
L.A. Police Sergeant Joe Friday (Jack Webb) and Officer Frank Smith (Ben Alexander) promise to try to get it back before Mass on Christmas Day, but this means that they have less than 24 hours to catch the thief. As was always said on Dragnet, "The story you have just heard is true. The names have been changed, to protect the innocent."
The episode is title "The Big Little Jesus." When Dragnet returned in color in the 1960s, a 1967 episode basically redid the story, under the title "The Christmas Story," this time with Detective Friday teaming with Detective Bill Gannon (Harry Morgan -- 8 years before he first played Colonel Potter).
December 25, 1955: Not having enough money to buy his wife Alice a proper Christmas present, Brooklyn bus driver Ralph Kramden pawns his bowling ball. And on Christmas Eve, he finds Alice has given him a proper bag for his bowling ball.
This Honeymooners episode, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas," was based on "The Gift of the Magi." Ralph was played by Jackie Gleason, Alice by Audrey Meadows.
A year earlier, when "The Honeymooners" was still just a sketch on the hourlong The Jackie Gleason Show, Gleason played most of his characters: Ralph, Reginald Van Gleason III, Joe the Bartender, Fenwick Babbitt, and the mute, pantomiming Pour Soul. Noticeably absent was "Charlie Bratton the Loudmouth."
Halfway across the country, in Milwaukee, Richie Cunningham (Ron Howard) discovers that his pal Arthur Fonzarelli (Henry Winkler) has nowhere to go on Christmas. Naturally, Richie proves that, on occasion, he can be every bit as cool as the Fonz, and invites him to have dinner with the family. Happy Days, indeed.
This episode, titled "Guess Who's Coming to Christmas," aired in 1974 -- and it was eventually established that the show took place 19 years in the past; hence, 1955.
December 25, 1956: Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball), Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz), Fred Mertz (William Frawley) and Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance) reminisce while trimming the tree on The I Love Lucy Christmas Show, airing on Christmas Eve. It's a clip show, and includes Lucy announcing her pregnancy in 1952 and the birth of Little Ricky in early 1953.
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December 25, 1960: Fired after arriving for work late and sloshed, department store Santa Henry Corwin wanders into an alley and finds a bag filled with gifts. The spirit of the holiday is one of the few bright spots in Henry's life, and as he begins handing out the gifts, he realizes the bag is able to produce any gift a recipient requests. After a brief jail stint that ends with Henry changing the mind of his mean, skeptical former boss, he continues handing out gifts.
Soon, one of his giftees points out that Henry has taken nothing from the bag himself. What does Henry want for Christmas? All he wants is to continue playing Santa every year. The wish is granted when he finds an elf with a reindeer-driven sleigh waiting, to whisk him off to the North Pole.
This was an episode of The Twilight Zone, titled "Night of the Meek," and one of the few episodes of the show to truly have a happy ending. Henry was played by Art Carney.
Also on this day, in Mayberry, North Carolina, department store owner and resident Scrooge Ben Weaver demands that Sheriff Andy Taylor lock up local moonshiner Jim Muggins. Muggins' family, as well as Andy's, gather to celebrate the holiday with Jim. After witnessing how Jim and Andy and their broods can turn the jailhouse stay into a warm, inviting celebration, Weaver gets himself arrested so he can be part of the fun, and he ends the holiday by getting a nip of Jim's hooch himself.
This was the only Christmas episode of The Andy Griffith Show, and was titled "The Christmas Story." Andy was played by Andy Griffith, Deputy (and substitute Santa Claus) Barney Fife by Don Knotts, Ben by Will Wright, and Jim by Sam Edwards.
December 25, 1963: I have a theory, and, as far as I can tell, there is nothing in the images or script of the CBS special A Charlie Brown Christmas that disproves it. Charlie Brown is depressed during the Christmas season, and everyone else has thrown themselves into the superficial and commercial sides of it, for the same reason: The special takes place in 1963, after the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.
Charlie Brown, the lead character of Charles Schulz' comic strip Peanuts (voiced here by Peter Robbins), wasn't the 1st fictional character to wonder what Christmas was all about, nor the last. Nor was he the first nor the last to get his Christmas hopes laughed at.
But, as his best friend Linus Van Pelt (voiced by Chris Shea) points out (after quoting The Gospel According to Luke, Chapter 2, Verses 8 through 14, to remind us of "what Christmas is all about"), like the scrawny little tree that he'd found, ol' Chuck just needed a little love.
A Charlie Brown Christmas first aired on December 9, 1965, was the 1st Peanuts special, and it remains the best.
But, as his best friend Linus Van Pelt (voiced by Chris Shea) points out (after quoting The Gospel According to Luke, Chapter 2, Verses 8 through 14, to remind us of "what Christmas is all about"), like the scrawny little tree that he'd found, ol' Chuck just needed a little love.
A Charlie Brown Christmas first aired on December 9, 1965, was the 1st Peanuts special, and it remains the best.
Definitely taking place this year: Alan Brady (Carl Reiner) airs his annual Christmas show, and he's tired of critics saying his show lacks heart. So he asks his writing team to perform, instead of his usual company of actors.
So Rob Petrie (Dick Van Dyke), his wife Laura (Mary Tyler Moore), their son Ritchie (Larry Matthews), Solly Rogers (Rose Marie), Buddy Sorrell (Morey Amsterdam) and Mel Cooley (also Alan's director and his brother-in-law, played by Richard Deacon) go on the soundstage and goof off, and it's a roaring success.
"The Alan Brady Show Presents," an episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show, aired on December 18, 1963. Rob was based on Carl Reiner, meaning that Ritchie was based on Carl's son, Rob Reiner.
Although the song doesn't say so, the boy-meets-girl story of The Four Seasons' 1976 Number 1 hit "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" -- "Late December, back in '63" -- could be a Christmas party. Certainly, the combination of love at first sight, Christmas decorations, and possibly hard cider or spiked egg nog could result in a situation that was "hypnotizin', mesmerisin' me."
December 25, 1964: The TV special version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" premiered on December 6, produced for CBS by Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass. They would produce many animated Christmas specials, some in the traditional cartoon format, some (like this one) with stop-motion animation.
Johnny Marks, writer of the song, was enlisted to write new songs, the best-known of which became "Holly Jolly Christmas," sung by Burl Ives in character as the special's narrator, Sam the Snowman.
It has often been pointed out that, in this special, the story gets worse before it gets better: Even Santa himself gets on Rudolph's case – and on that of Donner, who in the story is both the lead reindeer on the sleigh and Rudolph's father, for essentially passing on a genetic mutation (of which Donner himself appears to be only a carrier).
This is not one of Santa's better pop-culture representations. But, remember, this story isn't about Santa, it's about Rudolph. And Sam the Snowman (voice of Burl Ives) is giving you his perception of what happened. Sam might be an unreliable narrator.
Also, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, which premiered on November 14, 1964, would have taken place. The leaders of Mars believe their children are watching too much TV from Earth. Understandable. But one thing leads to another, and they decide the way to alleviate this is to kidnap Santa Claus (John Call). In the end, instead of "conquering" Mars through combat, Santa does so inadvertently, as an aide to the King of Mars decides Mars needs Santa, and becomes their Santa, with our Santa agreeing to this.
Doris Rich plays Mrs. Claus, the 1st appearance of the character in a movie. It is regarded as "one of the worst movies ever," and "so bad, it's good," getting it chosen by the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew in 1991.
Also on this day, the personal life of Peggy Olson (Elisabeth Moss) gets messy. That of Don Draper (Jon Hamm) gets even messier than it already was. And a Christmas party at the ad agency goes very wrong. This episode of Mad Men, which aired incongruously on August 1, 2010, is titled "Christmas Comes But Once a Year."
Also on this day, the personal life of Peggy Olson (Elisabeth Moss) gets messy. That of Don Draper (Jon Hamm) gets even messier than it already was. And a Christmas party at the ad agency goes very wrong. This episode of Mad Men, which aired incongruously on August 1, 2010, is titled "Christmas Comes But Once a Year."
December 25, 1966: Agents Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin have to protect Chairman Georgi Koz, a foreign leader, who looks suspiciously like Nikita Khrushchev, at the United Nations. This episode of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. was titled "The Jingle Bells Affair." (Every episode was titled "The (Something) Affair.")
Solo was played by Robert Vaughn, Kuryakin by David McCallum, and Koz by Akim Tamiroff, who was born in the part of the Russian Empire that is now the former "Soviet republic" of Georgia, but was of Armenian descent. Vaughn died in 2017. He was the last surviving member of the titular heroes in the 1960 film The Magnificent Seven.
Also on this day, as aspiring actress Ann Marie (Marlo Thomas) ends her shift as an elf for a department store Santa Claus, she tells her boyfriend Donald Hollinger (Ted Bessell) about her stint as a teacher in a boarding school trying to bring good tidings and joy to a boy who won't be able to go home for Christmas. This episode of That Girl was titled "Christmas and the Hard-Luck Kid." It was written by James L. Brooks. (Remember that for a few moments.)
That Girl premiered on September 8 of that year -- as did Star Trek.
December 25, 1968: The Arnold family of The Wonder Years -- the location is never specified, although show writer Neal Marlens wanted it to be set in his hometown of Huntington, Long Island, New York, hence Kevin often wears a Jets jacket -- is disappointed that family patriarch Jack (Dan Lauria) didn't take the opportunity of Christmas to buy the family's 1st color television set.
Kevin (played by Fred Savage, adult Kevin's voiceover by Daniel Stern) says that said set was bought in 1970. This suggests that the writers did well with their research, because that was the 1st year in which more than half of all American households had color TV.
December 25, 1969: Carol Brady (Florence Henderson) loses her voice, just days before a lucky chance to sing a solo at her suburban Los Angeles church's Christmas service. Youngest daughter Cindy (Susan Olsen) hears the kid in front of her in line ask Santa Claus for a jillion things, so she tells Santa that all she wants for Christmas is for her Mom to get her voice back. She does, singing "O Come, All Ye Faithful," making this episode of The Brady Bunch, "The Voice of Christmas," a happy one.
This was also the year that Rankin-Bass debuted their special Frosty the Snowman, narrated by Jimmy Durante, with Jackie Vernon voicing Frosty. Had the character not already had his song -- which doesn't mention Christmas at all -- played endlessly at Christmastime, this special would have been enough to irrevocably link him with the holiday.
Billy DeWolfe voiced Professor Hinkle, and this is one of the cases in pop culture history where the villain had a point: "That old silk hat they found" was actually his. The kids didn't exactly steal it, but, once they knew who it belonged to, it should have been returned. Sorry, Frosty, but possession is not really 9/10ths of the law.
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December 25, 1970: Felix Unger, a commercial photographer -- portraits a specialty -- asks his roommate, New York Herald sports columnist Oscar Madison, to play Ebenezer Scrooge in a neighborhood production of A Christmas Carol.
Oscar bah-humbugs the idea, until his awful diet produces a nightmare in which he actually is Scrooge, Felix becomes Jacob Marley, and "Ebenezer Madison" sees his Christmas Past, his Christmas Present, and a possible Christmas Future. This convinces him to do the play.
This episode of The Odd Couple was titled "Scrooge Gets an Oscar." Felix was played by Tony Randall, and Oscar by Jack Klugman. Sadly, Klugman died on a Christmas Eve, December 24, 2012. Randall died on May 17, 2004.
Also on this day, as aspiring actress Ann Marie (Marlo Thomas) ends her shift as an elf for a department store Santa Claus, she tells her boyfriend Donald Hollinger (Ted Bessell) about her stint as a teacher in a boarding school trying to bring good tidings and joy to a boy who won't be able to go home for Christmas. This episode of That Girl was titled "Christmas and the Hard-Luck Kid." It was written by James L. Brooks. (Remember that for a few moments.)
That Girl premiered on September 8 of that year -- as did Star Trek.
December 25, 1968: The Arnold family of The Wonder Years -- the location is never specified, although show writer Neal Marlens wanted it to be set in his hometown of Huntington, Long Island, New York, hence Kevin often wears a Jets jacket -- is disappointed that family patriarch Jack (Dan Lauria) didn't take the opportunity of Christmas to buy the family's 1st color television set.
Kevin (played by Fred Savage, adult Kevin's voiceover by Daniel Stern) says that said set was bought in 1970. This suggests that the writers did well with their research, because that was the 1st year in which more than half of all American households had color TV.
December 25, 1969: Carol Brady (Florence Henderson) loses her voice, just days before a lucky chance to sing a solo at her suburban Los Angeles church's Christmas service. Youngest daughter Cindy (Susan Olsen) hears the kid in front of her in line ask Santa Claus for a jillion things, so she tells Santa that all she wants for Christmas is for her Mom to get her voice back. She does, singing "O Come, All Ye Faithful," making this episode of The Brady Bunch, "The Voice of Christmas," a happy one.
This was also the year that Rankin-Bass debuted their special Frosty the Snowman, narrated by Jimmy Durante, with Jackie Vernon voicing Frosty. Had the character not already had his song -- which doesn't mention Christmas at all -- played endlessly at Christmastime, this special would have been enough to irrevocably link him with the holiday.
Billy DeWolfe voiced Professor Hinkle, and this is one of the cases in pop culture history where the villain had a point: "That old silk hat they found" was actually his. The kids didn't exactly steal it, but, once they knew who it belonged to, it should have been returned. Sorry, Frosty, but possession is not really 9/10ths of the law.
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December 25, 1970: Felix Unger, a commercial photographer -- portraits a specialty -- asks his roommate, New York Herald sports columnist Oscar Madison, to play Ebenezer Scrooge in a neighborhood production of A Christmas Carol.
Oscar bah-humbugs the idea, until his awful diet produces a nightmare in which he actually is Scrooge, Felix becomes Jacob Marley, and "Ebenezer Madison" sees his Christmas Past, his Christmas Present, and a possible Christmas Future. This convinces him to do the play.
This episode of The Odd Couple was titled "Scrooge Gets an Oscar." Felix was played by Tony Randall, and Oscar by Jack Klugman. Sadly, Klugman died on a Christmas Eve, December 24, 2012. Randall died on May 17, 2004.
Across town from the Unger/Madison apartment on Park Avenue, Detective Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle is disguised as Santa Claus in a bid to catch drug dealers in the act. One thing leads to another, and he stumbles on the biggest drug deal in American history.
The film is The French Connection, released the following year, and based on a real drug bust in 1961. Doyle is played by Gene Hackman. If Die Hard is a "Christmas movie," then so is The French Connection.
Also on this day, Mary Richards (Mary Tyler Moore) has to work on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day at Minneapolis TV station WJM-Channel 12, and so it seems that her favorite holiday is completely ruined.
However, on her Christmas Eve shift, her coworkers come to the rescue, bringing the holiday spirit to her, and proving that even if the holiday isn't in line with tradition, it can still be a wonderful night full of bright spirits.
This episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show is titled "Christmas and the Hard-Luck Kid II": It was a reference to the aforementioned episode of That Girl, written by James L. Brooks. Brooks also wrote this episode, or rather co-wrote it with Allan Burns.
Rankin-Bass' Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town first aired on December 13, 1970. Fred Astaire, as mailman S.D. (for "Special Delivery") Kluger, narrates an origin story for Santa, who is voiced by Mickey Rooney -- already an "old elf," but frequently not jolly. In 1977, Rankin-Bass would bring Astaire as Kluger back, for another origin-story special, The Easter Bunny Is Comin' to Town.
December 25, 1971, 50 years ago: "Christmas Day at the Bunkers'" in Flushing, Queens is not merry, as Archie (Carroll O'Connor) makes a mistake at work, sending an order to London, England (which, of course, he's heard of) when it should have been sent to London, Ontario (which he hasn't). This costs him a Christmas bonus. This was the 1st Christmas episode of All In the Family.
December 25, 1973: In another All In the Family Christmas episode, titled "Edith's Christmas Story," Archie's wife Edith (Jean Stapleton) tries to keep the holiday going despite knowing that the doctor found a lump in her breast.
I don't know if this was the 1st time the word "breast" was used in prime time. Edith did survive the scare -- although Stapleton left the show (by then renamed Archie Bunker's Place) in 1980, and Edith's death was written into the series. No cause was given.
December 25, 1974: This was almost The Year Without a Santa Claus. Mickey Rooney reprises the role in this Rankin-Bass special, but he's just not feelin' it this year. Shirley Booth, in what turns out to be her final acting role (she retired, and lived a few more years), narrates in character as Mrs. Claus, replacing the previous special's voicer, Roberta "Robie" Lester.
This special also, many years before the Santa Clause movies did so, introduces Mother Nature into the Santa legend, and her sons, Snow Miser (Dick Shawn) and Heat Miser (George S. Irving).
December 25, 1976: Office of Scientific Intelligence Agent Steve Austin (Lee Majors), a former U.S. Air Force Colonel, test pilot and astronaut, discovers that an OSI project is being tampered with by a modern-day Scrooge.
So The Six Million Dollar Man uses his enhancements to create the episode's title, "A Bionic Christmas Carol," and gets the man to mend his ways. Factoring in inflation, the $6 million it cost to "rebuild" Steve in 1973 would be about $37.4 million today.
Another superhero, Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter), faces down a holiday-season saboteur in the episode "The Deadly Toys."
Meanwhile, across the country, in Manhattan, Detective Sergeant Phil Fish pursues, and finally arrests, a man who's been mugging department store Santa Clauses. This episode of Barney Miller is titled "Christmas Story."
Meanwhile, across town, in Brooklyn, the Sweathogs hear a homeless man's story, and go overboard in trying to help him. This episode of Welcome Back, Kotter is titled "Hark, the Sweatkings."
Meanwhile, across town, in Queens, it's Christmas dinner at the Bunkers' house on All In the Family. Gloria and Mike Stivic (Sally Struthers and Rob Reiner) invite David, an old friend of Mike's living in Canada, but choose not to tell Gloria's parents Archie and Edith that the reason David went to Canada is that he is, as the episode's title states, "The Draft Dodger." He was played by Renny Temple, who has mostly directed since the late 1980s.
Unlike most of these Christmas episodes, this one actually did air on a December 25, a day on which networks usually show reruns, thinking families will be eating Christmas dinner at the time, or show "family entertainment" films and specials.
Archie had also invited a friend, Pinky Peterson (Eugene Roche), whose son had asked him whether he should accept being drafted into the Army and fight in Vietnam, or run away to Canada. Pinky advised him to obey the law, and accept being drafted. Pinky's son was killed, making Pinky a "Gold Star Father." Also a widower, Pinky was thus alone on Christmas, and Archie, in a gesture of humanity not often seen from him, thought Pinky could use the company.
When Archie finds out about David, he rants and raves, until Pinky asks if his opinion means anything. Archie, citing Pinky's circumstances, says his opinion means more than anyone else's. Pinky tells his son's story, and offers David the handshake that he says his son would have given. As usual, Archie does not take defeat well.
December 25, 1977: The "three" of Three's Company -- John Ritter as Jack Tripper, Joyce DeWitt as Janet Wood, and Suzanne Somers as the aptly-named Christmas "Chrissy" Snow -- had expected to be invited to the Christmas party of their friends, the Stevens, who live in the same Santa Monica, California apartment complex. After all, Janet and Chrissy, before Jack arrived, had been invited to their parties before. But they weren't this time, and they're bummed out.
So their landlords, Stanley and Helen Roper (Norman Fell and Audra Lindley) invite them to a party at their apartment downstairs. It's better than nothing, right? Well, you've never been to a party with Stanley Roper.
Anyway, Mrs. Stevens calls, because she never got an RSVP to their invitation. It must have gotten lost in the mail. Jack and Janet accept. But Chrissy says no, they made a commitment to the Ropers, and they have to stick to it.
Big mistake. Stanley proves a boring host. Finally, the trio excuse themselves, and get upstairs. Turns out, the Ropers had been invited, too, and Stanley was just trying to get rid of "the kids," as the Ropers called them. Of all the misunderstandings on that show, this may have been the dumbest.
December 25, 1978: Or, rather, on the 24th: It's Christmas Eve On Sesame Street, which first aired on PBS on December 3, 1978. Bert (voiced by Frank Oz) doesn't have enough money to buy a Christmas present for Ernie (Jim Henson). So he sells his beloved paper-clip collection to Harold "Mr." Hooper (played by Will Lee), and uses the money to buy a soap dish for Ernie's beloved Rubber Duckie.
But Ernie doesn't have enough money to buy a present for Bert, either, so he sells his Duckie to Mr. Hooper, and uses the money to buy a cigar box, which he thinks would be perfect for storing Bert's collection.
Then Mr. Hooper comes over and gives them presents: Bert gets his paper clips back, and Ernie gets his Duckie back. The boys, feeling guilty, tell Mr. Hooper – who's Jewish, and has been wished a Happy Hanukkah by Bob Johnson (Bob McGrath) – that they're sorry they didn't get him anything. He tells the boys, "I got the best Christmas present ever: I got to see that everybody got exactly what they wanted."
Another main plotline is the cruel question of Oscar the Grouch's to Big Bird (both of them voiced by Carroll Spinney): How does big fat Santa Claus get down those skinny chimneys? As it turns out, it doesn't matter how: Apparently, he does it.
The other, much funnier subplot, tells of Cookie Monster (also Frank Oz) trying to contact Santa Claus, to ask Big Red to bring him cookies for Christmas. The problem is, Cook keeps eating his means of communication. First, he ends up eating his pencil. Then he tries to type, but the typewriter keys remind him of raisins, and then the paper reminds him of fortune cookies. Finally, he tries to call Santa on the phone, but the ends of the receiver look like "cuppy-cakes" to him. Oddly, in later episodes, he claims to be allergic to peanut butter cookies and hazelnut cookies.
Also on this day, Mindy McConnell (Pam Dawber) has to explain Christmas to alien Mork from Ork (Robin Williams). This episode of Mork & Mindy is titled, naturally, "Mork's First Christmas." Morgan Fairchild guest-stars.
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December 25, 1980: Hazzard County Executive Jefferson Davis "Boss" Hogg (Sorrell Booke) hires a trio of criminals to hijack a load of Christmas trees bound for the Georgia locale, knowing that Bo and Luke Duke (John Schneider and Tom Wopat) were responsible for the deliveries, and for the receipt of a $500 down payment. (About $1,678 in today's money.)
With the community convinced that the Duke Boys had stolen the funds, the crooks each dress as Santa Claus and break into Hogg's safe to retrieve the stolen money. Bo, Luke, their cousin Daisy (Catherine Bach) and their mechanic friend Cooter Davenport (Ben Jones) eventually team to give Hogg and the bad guys a lesson in confusion.
In the end, Hogg -- who has been Scroogelike throughout the episode -- gets a lesson in the meaning of the season. This episode of The Dukes of Hazzard is titled "The Great Santa Claus Chase."
Also, at Cincinnati radio station WKRP, manager Arthur Carlson (Gordon Jump) has decided not to give the usual level of Christmas bonuses. Then "the Big Guy" eats a brownie that deejay Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) had, unaware that it was laced with marijuana. As a result, he gets the Scrooge treatment, and is visited by three ghosts. This episode of WKRP in Cincinnati was titled "Bah, Humbug."
December 25, 1982: Chicago Police Detective Neal Washington (Taurean Blacque) tries to make amends with the widow of a liquor store owner that he accidentally killed while trying to foil a robbery. Another Detective, Michael "Mick" Belker (Bruce Weitz), goes undercover as Santa Claus. This episode of Hill Street Blues is titled "Santaclaustrophobia." That title would also be used for a 2003 episode of The King of Queens.
Also on this day, Philadelphia commodities broker Louis Winthorpe III (Dan Aykroyd) learns of the scam pulled by Randolph and Mortimer Duke (Ralph Bellamy and Don Ameche); and that his apparent tormentor, Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy), is also about to become a victim of the scam.
He teams up with his butler Coleman (Denholm Elliott) and his prostitute girlfriend Ophelia (Jamie Lee Curtis), so that he and Billy Ray, and the Dukes (definitely richer and meaner than the "Duke Boys" of Hazzard), will be Trading Places.
The $1.00 that the Dukes bet each other? It would be worth about $2.87 in today's money. The $394 million they lost? About $1.13 billion.
December 25, 1983: Alex P. Keaton, noted teenage Republican of Columbus, Ohio, is even greedier than usual. So he gets the Scrooge treatment. The Ghost of Christmas Past resembles his sister Jennifer (Tina Yothers), and shows what he was like as a small boy, before money became everything to him.
There is no Ghost of Christmas Present. The Ghost of Christmas Future resembles his sister Mallory (Justine Bateman), and shows him the future if nothing changes: Alex is fabulously wealthy, but also bald and fat, while the rest of the Keaton family is in dire straits. For example, Mallory is unmarried and pregnant with her 5th child. Alex is shaken up by this, and shapes up in the present.
This episode of Family Ties was titled "A Keaton Christmas Carol." It was the 1st time that Michael J. Fox played a character who dealt with time travel. It would not be the last.
December 25, 1984: Randall Peltzer buys a mogwai for his son Billy, unaware that "mogwai" is Canton Chinese for "devil." He is given 3 rules: Never expose it to direct sunlight, never let it get wet, and never feed it after midnight. Sunlight has the same effect that it would on a vampire. Getting it wet turns it into a tribble. Feeding it after midnight, well... This is a bad rule. There are time zone issues, and how long after midnight is it safe to feed the thing again?
Though it takes place during the Christmas season, Gremlins premiered at the other end of the year, on June 8, 1984. Randall is played by Hoyt Axton, Billy by Zach Galligan, Howie Mandel voices Gizmo, and Stripe is voiced by Frank Welker -- also the voice of Fred from Scooby-Doo, the title character in Dynomutt, Dog Wonder, Hefty Smurf on The Smurfs, Megatron from Transformers, and Dr. Claw in Inspector Gadget.
December 25, 1987: According to the Arrowverse group of superhero TV shows on The CW Network, Sara Lance, later to be known as the White Canary, the Paragon of Destiny, and the Co-Captain of the time-and-space-ship Waverider, was born on this date in Starling City, later renamed Star City. This would make her one year younger than her portrayer, Caity Lotz, who was born on December 30, 1986 in San Diego.
Star City debuted in the comics in 1959, as the home of Oliver Queen, a wealthy industrialist who fought crime as the archer Green Arrow. (He was greatly skilled, but had no superpowers.) Various stories suggested a coastal location for the city. In the 1960s, it was said to be near the Great Lakes. From 1977 until 1985, when Crisis On Infinite Earths was published, it was said to be in Connecticut, between New York and Boston. In a 1985 comic, Superman got transported to "the real world," and saw that Boston was where he expected Star City to be.
A 2008 comic suggested that Star City was in place of San Francisco, but a 1987 reboot of the origin of the superhero Captain Marvel/Shazam put him in San Francisco, showing that that city exists in "The DC Universe."
The Arrowverse began in 2012, with the TV show Arrow. It suggested that Starling City -- renamed Star City at the start of the show's 4th season -- was on the West Coast, and that Central City, hometown of The Flash, was 600 miles away. A 7th season episode gives latitude and longitude consistent with Tacoma, Washington. But various overhead shots of the skylines of Boston, Baltimore and Philadelphia -- in descending order of frequency -- were used.
December 25, 1988: New York Police Detective John McClane goes to Los Angeles to visit his estranged wife Holly Gennaro, at the same time that Hans Gruber and his terrorists decide to rob her company of $640 million in bonds -- about $1.5 billion in today's money. The film is Die Hard. Ho ho ho and yippie-kai-yay.
I've gotten into debates as to whether Die Hard is "a Christmas movie." I say it isn't, because, while it takes place on Christmas Eve, and Christmas decorations are shown, almost none of the usual Christmas tropes are used.
There's no reference to the Nativity, or to Santa or any of his entourage, and the only Christmas song played is "Christmas in Hollis" by Run-DMC, near the beginning. Vaughn Monroe's version of "Let It Snow" plays over the closing credits, but, as I've noted before, that song has nothing to do with Christmas. The film wasn't even released at Christmastime: It premiered on July 15, 1988.
Also on this day, the extended Tanner family of San Francisco gets stuck at the snow-covered airport on Christmas. Middle daughter Stephanie (Jodie Sweetin) is convinced that she won't get any Christmas presents, because now, Santa Claus won't be able to find her. But Santa shows up at the airport. At first, she thinks it's actually "Uncle" Joey Gladstone (Dave Coulier) in disguise. It isn't.
This episode of Full House is titled "Our Very First Christmas Show," and it also features the first kiss between actual uncle Jesse Katsopolis (John Stamos) and Rebecca Donaldson (Lori Loughlin), co-host of the show-within-the-show Wake Up San Francisco along with Stephanie's father Danny (Bob Saget). Jesse and Rebecca, of course, eventually get married. Sorrell Booke, who played Boss Hogg on The Dukes of Hazzard, guest-stars.
A few weeks before Christmas 1988, Art Carney would appear in my favorite Christmas-themed commercial of all time, despite it being for a product I don't like, Coca-Cola: "Grandpa's magic pinecone!" The grandson was played by Brian Bonsall, who played Andy Keaton on Family Ties and Worf's son Alexander Rozhenko on Star Trek: The Next Generation. He stopped acting while in high school, and has been in punk bands ever since.
December 25, 1989, 30 years ago: Married... with Children does a takeoff on It's a Wonderful Life. Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) gets shocked into unconsciousness while working on his Christmas lights, and is visited by a rather unlikely guardian angel, played by comedian Sam Kinison. He gets to see what the world would be like if he had never been born. As it turned out, much better for Peg (Katey Sagal). Unable to stand the thought of his family happier without him, Al wants to live again.
And the 3rd film in National Lampoon's Vacation series, Christmas Vacation, takes place. Chevy Chase again leads the Griswold clan of Chicago, but, this time, they're staying home for the holidays.
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December 25, 1990: The film Home Alone takes place. Compared to Nicolae Ceausescu and Billy Martin the year before, the Wet Bandits, played by Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, get off considerably easier, despite being tormented by Kevin McCallister, the child protector of the home they were invading in Shermer, Illinois. Kevin was played by Macaulay Culkin.
There are various wild theories about Kevin, including that he grew up to become Jigsaw in the Saw series, and that Old Man Marley (clearly named after Jacob) is actually Kevin as an old man, traveling through time, to fix his life after he initially failed to defend the house decades earlier. Another theory is that Kevin's father, Peter, played by John Heard, is a crime boss, explaining both the family's inordinate wealth and the interest in the house by a character played by Joe Pesci.
Also on this day, on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Will Smith (played by Will Smith) spends his 1st Christmas in Bel-Air. (Like Hollywood, Bel-Air is a part of the City of Los Angeles. Beverly Hills, on the other hand, is a separate city.) He wants to make himself feel a little more at home, and give his cousin Ashley Banks (Tatyana M. Ali) a taste of a real Christmas, so he decorates the Banks home in flashy, non-Home Owners Association approved decorations.
Naturally, the whole neighborhood -- which includes the newly-crowned Heavyweight Champion of the World, Evander Holyfield, who plays himself -- comes out in protest. Eventually, a group of neighborhood kids comes by to bestow an award for the best Christmas decorations in Bel-Air to the Banks and their "eyesore," because it has the whimsy of a child's idea of Christmas. The HOA gives up the fight, and Will chips away at another snobby Bel-Air tradition.
December 25, 1991, 30 years ago: It's a wild Christmas for Gotham City, with Bruce Wayne, a.k.a. Batman (Michael Keaton), having to fight the Penguin (Danny DeVito), fellow billionaire industrialist Max Schreck (Christopher Walken, having stolen the Nosferatu star's name and Thomas Jefferson's hair), and Catwoman, who also happens to be his new girlfriend, Selina Kyle (Michelle Pfeiffer).
Batman Returns was released on June 19, 1992, at the opposite end of the year from Christmas. But if Die Hard counts as a Christmas film, then so does Batman Returns. One thing I can't figure out, though: How come DeVito's version of the Penguin had more henchmen dressed like clowns than any version of the Joker ever has?
Also on this day, the Pineapple Bowl is played in Honolulu, between Minnesota State University, coached by Hayden Fox (Craig T. Nelson); and West Texas University, coached by Hayden's mentor, Jake Connelly (Robert Prosky).
Connelly is known as Jake the Snake because he's sneaky, devious and underhanded -- qualities that Hayden always admired, until he had to play him. So Hayden, um, outfoxes the snake, by pretending his star quarterback, Bo Whitley (Christopher B. Duncan), is hurt, forcing Connelly to change his entire defensive scheme. It works, as Whitley comes off the bench in the 2nd half, and leading MSU's Screaming Eagles to victory. The 2-part Coach episode "The Pineapple Bowl" aired on December 10 and 17, 1991.
December 25, 1993: New York Police Detective Andy Sipowicz (Dennis Franz) is not the first man you would think of to play Santa Claus at a Christmas party, but he does it. James Martinez (Nicholas Turturro) gets his shield, indicating his promotion to Detective.
And Detective John Kelly (David Caruso) visits his mother at a nursing home. Her Alzheimer's-affected mind has her going back and forth between seeing her son as the man he is, and also as her husband, also a detective named John Kelly, who'd been killed in the line of duty years earlier.
This episode of NYPD Blue was titled "From Hare to Eternity," for a subplot in which Detective Greg Medavoy (Gordon Clapp) discovers that a cat living in the 15th Precinct house has eaten a rabbit he'd wanted to bring home to his kids.
Also on this day, toy company executive Scott Calvin accidentally causes the death of Santa Claus, and finds a note in Big Red's pocket: "If something should happen to me, put on the suit. The reindeer will know what to do." Scott does this, and gets taken to the remaining houses, and, through the magic of the "office" of Santa Claus, puts the gifts in the stockings. He is then taken to the North Pole, where he is told that, now, he is Santa.
Not believing it, he goes home to Chicago. Soon, he finds he is putting on a lot of weight, his hair is turning white, he can't stop himself from growing a beard, and he begins to develop Santa's powers, including knowing things about people that he couldn't possibly know, mainly whether they are naughty or nice. This is told in the early part of the film The Santa Clause. Scott is played by Tim Allen.
December 25, 1994: It's been a year since Scott Calvin became Santa, and now, he's fully prepared to go on his 1st real run. But he ends up getting arrested, and the elves have to, figuratively and literally, bail him out. This enables him to reconcile with, if not win back, his ex-wife, and concludes The Santa Clause.
Elsewhere in Tim Allen's ouevre, Tim Taylor has to tell his son Randy, who wants to spend Christmas at a ski lodge with his friends, "Christmas isn't about being with people you like! It's about being with your family!" The show was Home Improvement, Randy was played by Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
"Tim the Tool Man" could use some of Superman's invulnerability. However, on Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Big Blue (Dean Cain) has his hands full. This episode, titled "Seasons Greedings," adapts the Superman villain Winslow P. Schott, the Toyman, for the small screen.
Instead of the Ben Franklin-ish appearance of the comic book villain, this Toyman, a man fired from his job designing toys, is played by Sherman Hemsley. So he invents toys that spray a substance that makes people greedy, and makes adults act like children -- and, as it turns out, Kryptonians such as Superman/Clark Kent are not immune.
With help from Lois Lane (Teri Hatcher), things get straightened out, Schott sees the error of his ways, and he even gets a date -- who is played by Hemsley's former TV wife, Isabel Sanford. Dick Van Patten (as a Santa), comedian Dom Irrera, and Dean's mother Sharon Thomas Cain also appear.
In the fictional Chicago satellite town of Lanford, Illinois, Becky Healey (Sarah Chalke, having replaced Lecy Goranson in the role), daughter of title character Roseanne Conner (Roseanne Barr), gets a job at Bunz (a ripoff of Hooters) to help put her husband Mark (Glenn Quinn) through college.
Becky's father Dan (John Goodman) and Mark have never really gotten along, but, together, they put up Christmas decorations in such a fashion that it gives this episode its title: "White Trash Christmas." Why? To protest the neighborhood's newly-installed "white twinkle lights only" rule. That this plot was a twist on the aforementioned Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episode seems to have escaped the Roseanne writers and producers.
December 25, 1995: On Coach, Hayden Fox is now the head coach of an NFL expansion team, the Orlando Breakers. Their owner had offered Hayden the job the year before, and Hayden took it. But the owner died, leaving the team to his widow, Doris Sherman (Katherine Helmond), who knows nothing about football, and is using the team only to make money.
The team loses its 1st 15 games, and Hayden, though a great college coach (within the show's fictional universe, he led Minnesota State to 4 straight bowl appearances including the 1993 National Championship), appears to be in over his head. Doris bugs Hayden to play Jeff (Charles Wahlheim, a former Chippendale's dancer in real life), a good-looking player she wants to market as "the Heart-Breaker." But he's a lousy player, and Hayden won't play him.
The last game of the season is on Christmas Day, and on ABC's Monday Night Football, against the Dallas Cowboys. (In real life, ABC aired Coach, and did air MNF on Christmas Night, the Cowboys defeating the Arizona Cardinals.) The Breakers hold close, but need a touchdown on their final drive to win and avoid the NFL's 1st 0-16 season.
Doris is on the sideline, and tells Hayden to play Jeff, because what has he got to lose? So he does, and the Heart-Breaker catches the winning touchdown pass. Hayden tells Doris that he quits, because it was the least satisfying win ever. She promises him she will never interfere again, and she doesn't.
This episode is entitled "The Tight End."
December 25, 1997: In the 9th and final season of Seinfeld, we finally find out what Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) did when he, you know, actually worked. He worked at H&H Bagels -- which existed in real life, until going out of business in 2012. He and his fellow employees went on strike 12 years earlier, demanding an hourly wage that, in the show's continuity, has now become the New York State minimum wage. Kramer goes back to work, but soon quits.
The Seinfeld gang's, uh, friend, dentist Tim Whatley (Bryan Cranston, breaking naughty if not outright bad), hosts a Hanukkah party. Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), who has an on-again-off-again relationship with him, can't believe Tim is still Jewish. Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) says, "It's a breeze without the parents."
In a previous episode, Jerry came to the conclusion that Watley had converted just so he could tell Jewish jokes and use Yiddish words with impunity. Asked by a priest, "This offends you as a Jew?" Jerry says, "No, it offends me as a comedian!"
And George Costanza (Jason Alexander) has to deal with his father Frank (Jerry Stiller) reviving, upon urging from Kramer, his former, noncommercial holiday, set on December 23. "This is the best Festivus ever!" he yells during "The Feats of Strength." This episode is titled "The Strike."
December 25, 1998: Just Shoot Me! airs "How the Finch Stole Christmas," narrated by Kelsey Grammer (Frasier Crane on Cheers and Frasier), who uses his basso profundo voice to sing "You're a Mean One, Mr. Finch." But Dennis Finch (David Spade) has (roughly) the same thing happen to him that the Grinch did.
The episode also has references to It's a Wonderful Life and, with Elliot DiMauro (Enrico Colantoni) looking a lot like ol' Chuck thanks to his bald head and his shirt, A Charlie Brown Christmas.
Also, in the fictional Los Angeles suburb of Glenoak, California, the Camden family, led by minister Eric (Stephen Collins) has some explaining to do when daughter Ruthie (Mackenzie Rosman) discovers that their local mall's Santa Claus is actually her brother Matt (Barry Watson). This episode of 7th Heaven was titled "Here Comes Santa Claus."
December 25, 1999, 20 years ago: White House Director of Communications Toby Ziegler (Richard Schiff) discovers that a homeless man, who'd received a Winter coat that Toby had donated, has died, and is a Korean War veteran. Toby uses his position to get him a military funeral and burial at Arlington National Cemetery. President Bartlet (Martin Sheen, as stated earlier) isn't happy about how it was done, but allows it.
Bartlet's secretary, Delores Landingham (Kathryn Joosten), attends the funeral, and tells Toby that her late husband had also served in the Korean War, and that their twin sons Andrew and Simon had been killed in Vietnam -- on Christmas Eve, 1970. The episode of The West Wing is titled "In Excelsis Deo."
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December 25, 2000: A darker episode of The West Wing, titled "Noel," tells of how Deputy Chief of Staff Joshua Lyman is dealing with post-traumatic stress disorder, after being the person most seriously hurt in the recent assassination attempt on President Bartlet. Cellist Yo-Yo Ma appears as himself, and his performance at a holiday concert in the East Room of the White House triggers the memory of the police and ambulance sirens from the attempt.
Bradley Whitford won an Emmy for playing Josh in this episode. Near the end of it, Chief of Staff Leo McGarry (John Spencer) tells Josh the story about a man who falls into a hole, and puts Josh at ease by saying, "As long as I got a job, you got a job."
Also on this day, Shannon O'Donnel was not enjoying the Christmas season. Two days later, on December 27, she noted in her diary that she wasn't looking forward to New Year's Eve, but at least Christmas was over.
She was a project engineer on the Millennium Gate, a kilometer-high structure (taller than anything on Earth in real life, even now) to be built in Portage Lake, Indiana, and meant to be a model for future space colonization. She convinced the last holdout for the project, a bookstore owner named Henry Janeway, to sell his property and let the Gate be built. Within the Star Trek continuity, this project is completed in 2012.
This story was told in the Star Trek: Voyager episode "11:59." Shannon and Henry go on to marry, and become the ancestors of Captain Kathryn Janeway. Kate Mulgrew played Kathryn in the show's "present," 2365, and Shannon in the flashback sequence. Henry was played by Kevin Tighe.
Friends was not good with Christmas episodes. This could be because half the main cast -- David Schwimmer as Ross Geller, Courteney Cox as Monica Geller, and Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green -- were playing Jewish characters. The best was "The One with the Holiday Armadillo," airing on December 14, 2000.
Ross wants to introduce his son Ben, now 5, to Hanukkah, but he's all jazzed for Christmas. So he wants to get a Santa Claus costume, to play the part for his son. Unfortunately, he just missed the last one, and the only costume left in the store is an armadillo. When Ross shows up at the party as "The Holiday Armadillo," his explanation of Hanukkah -- and what armadillos have to do with it -- fall flat. To make matters worse, Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry), his college roommate and Monica's boyfriend, shows up in a Santa suit, the last one that Ross just missed.
December 25, 2001, 20 years ago: Or, rather, 2 days before. In "Bartlet For America," a Congressional hearing into whether President Bartlet committed any crimes in keeping his multiple sclerosis from the public focuses on Leo, who flashes back to the 1st Bartlet campaign.
Before a shocking truth can be revealed, the Republican Counsel on the committee, Cliff Calley (Mark Feuerstein), recommends that they break for Christmas. This buys time for a solution, which is found in the next episode (a Congressional censure of the President, but no impeachment process), and both the President and Leo end up keeping their jobs, at least through the end of the 1st term.
Also on this day, it's been 8 years since Scott Calvin became Santa Claus, and he's doing very well at it. But he begins to lose his powers, and even his look. It turns out that Santa has to be married. It's "The Mrs. Clause."
This is confirmed at a meeting of The Council of Legendary Elders: Aisha Tyler as Mother Nature, Peter Boyle as Father Time, Jay Thomas as the Easter Bunny, Kevin Pollak as Cupid, Art LaFleur (Babe Ruth in The Sandlot) as a rather masculine Tooth Fairy (preceding Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in the role by a few years), and Michael Dorn (Worf in Star Trek) as The Sandman.
This brings up the question: What happened to all the previous Mrs. Clauses? Including the wife of the Santa that Scott accidentally killed on Christmas '93? Was he already a widower? Or is his wife still alive? Clearly, she didn't have to marry him. Could she be out for revenge? That would have made a heck of a sequel.
Certainly, that plot, with her attempt to sabotage Scott's attempt to woo his son's principal, Carol Newman (Elizabeth Mitchell), would have been a better story for The Santa Clause 2 than his attempt to build a robotic substitute Santa to stand in for him, resulting in near-disaster, actually was.
December 25, 2002: Now re-elected -- it was never explained on the show why Presidential elections were now taking place in even-numbered non-leap years -- Jed Bartlet has an old problem crop up.
Washington Post White House correspondent Danny Concannon (Timothy Busfield), who has a flirtatious relationship with White House Press Secretary C.J. Cregg (Allison Janney), arrives in a Santa Claus suit, and tells her he knows about the assassination of a foreign defense minister (and brother of the prime minister) who ran a terrorist group that intended to blow up the Golden Gate Bridge -- except that, in West Wing World, "their 9/11" was prevented. (The series would close by showing C.J. and Danny married with a baby.)
Meanwhile, we discover that Toby was born 2 days before Christmas 1954, and his father, Julius "Julie" Ziegler (Jerry Adler), an ex-con due to having worked for the long-defunct Brooklyn-based Jewish organized-crime outfit Murder, Incorporated, visits. Toby can't figure out how, with a criminal record, his father got past White House security. They have to tie up loose ends. The episode is titled "Holy Night."
The 1st "Hallmark Christmas movie" also premiered in 2002, on December 21: A Christmas Visitor. George and Carol Boyajian (William Devane and Meredith Baxter, respectively) haven't celebrated Christmas since their son Matthew was killed in the Gulf War shortly before Christmas 1991. (This is an error: While troops were deployed in "Operation Desert Shield" by Christmas 1990, the actual war, "Operation Desert Storm," lasted from January 16 to February 28, 1991. Matthew could have been killed by a terrorist attack around Christmas '91, but not in the war.)
Their remaining child, daughter Jeanie (Reagan Pasternak), has a life-threatening illness. George thinks they should celebrate Christmas again, but Carol doesn't. George finds Matthew (Dean McDermott), a hitchhiker about the age John would be now, who says he served in John's regiment. George invites him over. Eventually, the family sees a scar that John had before the war, and they realize that Matthew is John's ghost, who came back to restore their Christmas spirit.
Also for this Christmas, The Santa Claus 3: The Escape Clause takes place. Martin Short plays Jack Frost, who tricks Scott Calvin, whose wife Carol (who became Mrs. Claus at the end of the 2nd film) is about to have a baby (And where are all the children the various Santas have had through the ages?), into renouncing his post.
December 25, 1994: It's been a year since Scott Calvin became Santa, and now, he's fully prepared to go on his 1st real run. But he ends up getting arrested, and the elves have to, figuratively and literally, bail him out. This enables him to reconcile with, if not win back, his ex-wife, and concludes The Santa Clause.
Elsewhere in Tim Allen's ouevre, Tim Taylor has to tell his son Randy, who wants to spend Christmas at a ski lodge with his friends, "Christmas isn't about being with people you like! It's about being with your family!" The show was Home Improvement, Randy was played by Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
"Tim the Tool Man" could use some of Superman's invulnerability. However, on Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Big Blue (Dean Cain) has his hands full. This episode, titled "Seasons Greedings," adapts the Superman villain Winslow P. Schott, the Toyman, for the small screen.
Instead of the Ben Franklin-ish appearance of the comic book villain, this Toyman, a man fired from his job designing toys, is played by Sherman Hemsley. So he invents toys that spray a substance that makes people greedy, and makes adults act like children -- and, as it turns out, Kryptonians such as Superman/Clark Kent are not immune.
With help from Lois Lane (Teri Hatcher), things get straightened out, Schott sees the error of his ways, and he even gets a date -- who is played by Hemsley's former TV wife, Isabel Sanford. Dick Van Patten (as a Santa), comedian Dom Irrera, and Dean's mother Sharon Thomas Cain also appear.
In the fictional Chicago satellite town of Lanford, Illinois, Becky Healey (Sarah Chalke, having replaced Lecy Goranson in the role), daughter of title character Roseanne Conner (Roseanne Barr), gets a job at Bunz (a ripoff of Hooters) to help put her husband Mark (Glenn Quinn) through college.
Becky's father Dan (John Goodman) and Mark have never really gotten along, but, together, they put up Christmas decorations in such a fashion that it gives this episode its title: "White Trash Christmas." Why? To protest the neighborhood's newly-installed "white twinkle lights only" rule. That this plot was a twist on the aforementioned Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episode seems to have escaped the Roseanne writers and producers.
December 25, 1995: On Coach, Hayden Fox is now the head coach of an NFL expansion team, the Orlando Breakers. Their owner had offered Hayden the job the year before, and Hayden took it. But the owner died, leaving the team to his widow, Doris Sherman (Katherine Helmond), who knows nothing about football, and is using the team only to make money.
The team loses its 1st 15 games, and Hayden, though a great college coach (within the show's fictional universe, he led Minnesota State to 4 straight bowl appearances including the 1993 National Championship), appears to be in over his head. Doris bugs Hayden to play Jeff (Charles Wahlheim, a former Chippendale's dancer in real life), a good-looking player she wants to market as "the Heart-Breaker." But he's a lousy player, and Hayden won't play him.
The last game of the season is on Christmas Day, and on ABC's Monday Night Football, against the Dallas Cowboys. (In real life, ABC aired Coach, and did air MNF on Christmas Night, the Cowboys defeating the Arizona Cardinals.) The Breakers hold close, but need a touchdown on their final drive to win and avoid the NFL's 1st 0-16 season.
Doris is on the sideline, and tells Hayden to play Jeff, because what has he got to lose? So he does, and the Heart-Breaker catches the winning touchdown pass. Hayden tells Doris that he quits, because it was the least satisfying win ever. She promises him she will never interfere again, and she doesn't.
This episode is entitled "The Tight End."
December 25, 1997: In the 9th and final season of Seinfeld, we finally find out what Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) did when he, you know, actually worked. He worked at H&H Bagels -- which existed in real life, until going out of business in 2012. He and his fellow employees went on strike 12 years earlier, demanding an hourly wage that, in the show's continuity, has now become the New York State minimum wage. Kramer goes back to work, but soon quits.
The Seinfeld gang's, uh, friend, dentist Tim Whatley (Bryan Cranston, breaking naughty if not outright bad), hosts a Hanukkah party. Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), who has an on-again-off-again relationship with him, can't believe Tim is still Jewish. Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) says, "It's a breeze without the parents."
In a previous episode, Jerry came to the conclusion that Watley had converted just so he could tell Jewish jokes and use Yiddish words with impunity. Asked by a priest, "This offends you as a Jew?" Jerry says, "No, it offends me as a comedian!"
And George Costanza (Jason Alexander) has to deal with his father Frank (Jerry Stiller) reviving, upon urging from Kramer, his former, noncommercial holiday, set on December 23. "This is the best Festivus ever!" he yells during "The Feats of Strength." This episode is titled "The Strike."
December 25, 1998: Just Shoot Me! airs "How the Finch Stole Christmas," narrated by Kelsey Grammer (Frasier Crane on Cheers and Frasier), who uses his basso profundo voice to sing "You're a Mean One, Mr. Finch." But Dennis Finch (David Spade) has (roughly) the same thing happen to him that the Grinch did.
The episode also has references to It's a Wonderful Life and, with Elliot DiMauro (Enrico Colantoni) looking a lot like ol' Chuck thanks to his bald head and his shirt, A Charlie Brown Christmas.
Also, in the fictional Los Angeles suburb of Glenoak, California, the Camden family, led by minister Eric (Stephen Collins) has some explaining to do when daughter Ruthie (Mackenzie Rosman) discovers that their local mall's Santa Claus is actually her brother Matt (Barry Watson). This episode of 7th Heaven was titled "Here Comes Santa Claus."
December 25, 1999, 20 years ago: White House Director of Communications Toby Ziegler (Richard Schiff) discovers that a homeless man, who'd received a Winter coat that Toby had donated, has died, and is a Korean War veteran. Toby uses his position to get him a military funeral and burial at Arlington National Cemetery. President Bartlet (Martin Sheen, as stated earlier) isn't happy about how it was done, but allows it.
Bartlet's secretary, Delores Landingham (Kathryn Joosten), attends the funeral, and tells Toby that her late husband had also served in the Korean War, and that their twin sons Andrew and Simon had been killed in Vietnam -- on Christmas Eve, 1970. The episode of The West Wing is titled "In Excelsis Deo."
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December 25, 2000: A darker episode of The West Wing, titled "Noel," tells of how Deputy Chief of Staff Joshua Lyman is dealing with post-traumatic stress disorder, after being the person most seriously hurt in the recent assassination attempt on President Bartlet. Cellist Yo-Yo Ma appears as himself, and his performance at a holiday concert in the East Room of the White House triggers the memory of the police and ambulance sirens from the attempt.
Bradley Whitford won an Emmy for playing Josh in this episode. Near the end of it, Chief of Staff Leo McGarry (John Spencer) tells Josh the story about a man who falls into a hole, and puts Josh at ease by saying, "As long as I got a job, you got a job."
Also on this day, Shannon O'Donnel was not enjoying the Christmas season. Two days later, on December 27, she noted in her diary that she wasn't looking forward to New Year's Eve, but at least Christmas was over.
She was a project engineer on the Millennium Gate, a kilometer-high structure (taller than anything on Earth in real life, even now) to be built in Portage Lake, Indiana, and meant to be a model for future space colonization. She convinced the last holdout for the project, a bookstore owner named Henry Janeway, to sell his property and let the Gate be built. Within the Star Trek continuity, this project is completed in 2012.
This story was told in the Star Trek: Voyager episode "11:59." Shannon and Henry go on to marry, and become the ancestors of Captain Kathryn Janeway. Kate Mulgrew played Kathryn in the show's "present," 2365, and Shannon in the flashback sequence. Henry was played by Kevin Tighe.
Friends was not good with Christmas episodes. This could be because half the main cast -- David Schwimmer as Ross Geller, Courteney Cox as Monica Geller, and Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green -- were playing Jewish characters. The best was "The One with the Holiday Armadillo," airing on December 14, 2000.
Ross wants to introduce his son Ben, now 5, to Hanukkah, but he's all jazzed for Christmas. So he wants to get a Santa Claus costume, to play the part for his son. Unfortunately, he just missed the last one, and the only costume left in the store is an armadillo. When Ross shows up at the party as "The Holiday Armadillo," his explanation of Hanukkah -- and what armadillos have to do with it -- fall flat. To make matters worse, Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry), his college roommate and Monica's boyfriend, shows up in a Santa suit, the last one that Ross just missed.
December 25, 2001, 20 years ago: Or, rather, 2 days before. In "Bartlet For America," a Congressional hearing into whether President Bartlet committed any crimes in keeping his multiple sclerosis from the public focuses on Leo, who flashes back to the 1st Bartlet campaign.
Before a shocking truth can be revealed, the Republican Counsel on the committee, Cliff Calley (Mark Feuerstein), recommends that they break for Christmas. This buys time for a solution, which is found in the next episode (a Congressional censure of the President, but no impeachment process), and both the President and Leo end up keeping their jobs, at least through the end of the 1st term.
Also on this day, it's been 8 years since Scott Calvin became Santa Claus, and he's doing very well at it. But he begins to lose his powers, and even his look. It turns out that Santa has to be married. It's "The Mrs. Clause."
This is confirmed at a meeting of The Council of Legendary Elders: Aisha Tyler as Mother Nature, Peter Boyle as Father Time, Jay Thomas as the Easter Bunny, Kevin Pollak as Cupid, Art LaFleur (Babe Ruth in The Sandlot) as a rather masculine Tooth Fairy (preceding Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in the role by a few years), and Michael Dorn (Worf in Star Trek) as The Sandman.
This brings up the question: What happened to all the previous Mrs. Clauses? Including the wife of the Santa that Scott accidentally killed on Christmas '93? Was he already a widower? Or is his wife still alive? Clearly, she didn't have to marry him. Could she be out for revenge? That would have made a heck of a sequel.
Certainly, that plot, with her attempt to sabotage Scott's attempt to woo his son's principal, Carol Newman (Elizabeth Mitchell), would have been a better story for The Santa Clause 2 than his attempt to build a robotic substitute Santa to stand in for him, resulting in near-disaster, actually was.
December 25, 2002: Now re-elected -- it was never explained on the show why Presidential elections were now taking place in even-numbered non-leap years -- Jed Bartlet has an old problem crop up.
Washington Post White House correspondent Danny Concannon (Timothy Busfield), who has a flirtatious relationship with White House Press Secretary C.J. Cregg (Allison Janney), arrives in a Santa Claus suit, and tells her he knows about the assassination of a foreign defense minister (and brother of the prime minister) who ran a terrorist group that intended to blow up the Golden Gate Bridge -- except that, in West Wing World, "their 9/11" was prevented. (The series would close by showing C.J. and Danny married with a baby.)
Meanwhile, we discover that Toby was born 2 days before Christmas 1954, and his father, Julius "Julie" Ziegler (Jerry Adler), an ex-con due to having worked for the long-defunct Brooklyn-based Jewish organized-crime outfit Murder, Incorporated, visits. Toby can't figure out how, with a criminal record, his father got past White House security. They have to tie up loose ends. The episode is titled "Holy Night."
The 1st "Hallmark Christmas movie" also premiered in 2002, on December 21: A Christmas Visitor. George and Carol Boyajian (William Devane and Meredith Baxter, respectively) haven't celebrated Christmas since their son Matthew was killed in the Gulf War shortly before Christmas 1991. (This is an error: While troops were deployed in "Operation Desert Shield" by Christmas 1990, the actual war, "Operation Desert Storm," lasted from January 16 to February 28, 1991. Matthew could have been killed by a terrorist attack around Christmas '91, but not in the war.)
Their remaining child, daughter Jeanie (Reagan Pasternak), has a life-threatening illness. George thinks they should celebrate Christmas again, but Carol doesn't. George finds Matthew (Dean McDermott), a hitchhiker about the age John would be now, who says he served in John's regiment. George invites him over. Eventually, the family sees a scar that John had before the war, and they realize that Matthew is John's ghost, who came back to restore their Christmas spirit.
Also for this Christmas, The Santa Claus 3: The Escape Clause takes place. Martin Short plays Jack Frost, who tricks Scott Calvin, whose wife Carol (who became Mrs. Claus at the end of the 2nd film) is about to have a baby (And where are all the children the various Santas have had through the ages?), into renouncing his post.
This creates an alternate timeline where Scott is now the boss of his former toy company, but his family is in ruins, and Jack is Santa, doing to the North Pole what Mr. Potter did to Bedford Falls. Things do get fixed, though.
This is also the year of the Christmas episode of The Sopranos, "...To Save Us All from Satan's Power." Bobby Baccalieri (Steven R. Schirripa) makes a lousy Santa Claus. And, with some irony, Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini) confiscates a gun that had been a gift from a guy named Ralphie (Ralph Cifaretto, played by Joe Pantoliano), to Jackie Aprile Jr. (Jason Cerbone).
December 25, 2003: The Bartlets, President Jed and First Lady Abbey (Stockard Channing), are still dealing with the repercussions -- including with each other -- of the kidnapping of Zoey (Elisabeth Moss) the preceding Spring. It is not clear whether daughters Liz (Annabeth Gish) and Ellie (Nina Siemaszko) will come to the White House for Christmas. In the end, they all do.
Jed remembers a trip to Egypt: "Saw the Pyramids and Luxor, and then headed up into the Sinai. We had a guide, a Bedouin man, who called me 'Abu el Banat.' And whenever we'd meet another Bedouin, he'd introduce me as 'Abu el Banat.' And the Bedouin would laugh and laugh, and offer me a cup of tea. And I'd go to pay them for the tea, and they wouldn't let me. 'Abu el Banat' means 'Father of daughters.' They thought the tea was the least they could do." "Abu el Banat" is also the title of the episode.
In the Los Angeles suburbs of Orange County, California, the setting of the teen angst drama The O.C., mixed Christian and Jewish families celebrate a combination of Christmas and Hannukkah, which they call "Chrismukkah," which is also the title of the episode. The way it's explained is supposedly hilarious. I say, "supposedly," because I've never seen it.
December 25, 2005: The West Wing skipped over an entire year of the Bartlet Presidency, and jumped ahead to the end of Year 7 for an episode titled "Impact Winter." While the President suffers a paralyzing multiple sclerosis attack aboard Air Force One, on his way to a state visit to China, there is concern that an asteroid might hit Earth, resulting in the worst-case scenario, the phenomenon described by the episode's title.
While both crises are averted, Josh realizes that Year 8 is going to be an election year, and someone has to take the baton for Year 9. He thinks he's found his man, Congressman Matt Santos (Jimmy Smits), and shows up on Santos' doorstep in Houston, as a "ghost of Christmas yet to come." There was no Christmas episode for Season 7/Year 8.
Elsewhere in Washington, The Jeffersonian Institute is quarantined due to an outbreak of Valley Fever. (This is a real fungus-borne disease, which affects plants, but can affect people as well.) This forces Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz) to focus on a murder.
Also, the Jeffersonian gang finds out that Billy Gibbons of the band ZZ Top (who plays a fictional version of himself) is the father of one of their own, Dr. Angela Montenegro (Michaela Conlin). This episode of Bones is titled "The Man in the Fallout Shelter."
Not in Washington, D.C., but in Washington State, in Seattle, Grey's Anatomy has its Christmas episode, "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer." Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens (Katherine Heigl) cares for a man who fell from his roof while hanging decorations, while Dr. Cristina Yang (Sandra Oh) performs a heart transplant on a boy.
December 25, 2006: The Doctor Who story "The Christmas Invasion" takes place, although it aired on the BBC exactly 1 year earlier, and features an Earth probe to Mars, which still isn't possible in the 2021 we know. It is the 1st full story depicting the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant), still suffering from side effects of his most recent regeneration.
An alien race called the Sycorax arrives, and demands that Earth surrender, or 1/3rd of its people will be killed. The Doctor solves this by getting the Sycorax leader to agree to a duel with swords, and The Doctor wins. This story is also the backdoor pilot for the spinoff series Torchwood.
December 25, 2008: For the 1st time, NCIS airs a Christmas episode. The NCIS Major Case Response Team, led by Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon), is asked to investigate a long-ago murder, of a sailor whose death certificate had been signed by Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard (David McCallum). Guest stars include Peter Coyote, Kay Lenz, and Eric Stonestreet, in the role that likely got him hired as Cameron Tucker for Modern Family.
Also on this day, another Doctor Who adventure, "Voyage of the Damned," takes place, though which aired 1 year to the day earlier, with Australian singer-actress Kylie Minogue guest-starring. A replica of the RMS Titanic is orbiting Earth, and the people who launched it intend to crash it into Earth. The Doctor manages to stop it.
December 25, 2009: Claire and Phil Dunphy (Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell) discover what looks like a cigarette burn on the living room couch in their Los Angeles house, and presume that one of their kids smoked it. None wants to admit it: Not Haley (Sarah Hyland), not Alex (Ariel Winter), not Luke (Nolan Gould).
So Phil, acting the disciplinarian for once, threatens to cancel their Christmas celebration -- to "Undeck the Halls," the title of this episode of Modern Family. To prevent this, Alex confesses, and gets grounded for a week -- starting the day after, meaning she can celebrate Christmas, but not New Year's.
It turns out, all 3 kids, including Alex, were innocent. The burn was caused by the reflection of sunlight through an ornament that Phil's father, Frank (Fred Willard) had sent them. But Alex was willing to face whatever punishment she would have to take to save Christmas for the Dunphy branch of the Pritchett family. Kind of a twist on The Gift of the Magi.
December 25, 2012: Mystery writer Richard Castle (Nathan Fillion) and New York Police Detective Kate Beckett (Stana Katic) spend their 1st Christmas together as a couple, after finding out who killed a man dressed as Santa Claus, on Castle.
Jed remembers a trip to Egypt: "Saw the Pyramids and Luxor, and then headed up into the Sinai. We had a guide, a Bedouin man, who called me 'Abu el Banat.' And whenever we'd meet another Bedouin, he'd introduce me as 'Abu el Banat.' And the Bedouin would laugh and laugh, and offer me a cup of tea. And I'd go to pay them for the tea, and they wouldn't let me. 'Abu el Banat' means 'Father of daughters.' They thought the tea was the least they could do." "Abu el Banat" is also the title of the episode.
In the Los Angeles suburbs of Orange County, California, the setting of the teen angst drama The O.C., mixed Christian and Jewish families celebrate a combination of Christmas and Hannukkah, which they call "Chrismukkah," which is also the title of the episode. The way it's explained is supposedly hilarious. I say, "supposedly," because I've never seen it.
December 25, 2005: The West Wing skipped over an entire year of the Bartlet Presidency, and jumped ahead to the end of Year 7 for an episode titled "Impact Winter." While the President suffers a paralyzing multiple sclerosis attack aboard Air Force One, on his way to a state visit to China, there is concern that an asteroid might hit Earth, resulting in the worst-case scenario, the phenomenon described by the episode's title.
While both crises are averted, Josh realizes that Year 8 is going to be an election year, and someone has to take the baton for Year 9. He thinks he's found his man, Congressman Matt Santos (Jimmy Smits), and shows up on Santos' doorstep in Houston, as a "ghost of Christmas yet to come." There was no Christmas episode for Season 7/Year 8.
Elsewhere in Washington, The Jeffersonian Institute is quarantined due to an outbreak of Valley Fever. (This is a real fungus-borne disease, which affects plants, but can affect people as well.) This forces Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz) to focus on a murder.
Also, the Jeffersonian gang finds out that Billy Gibbons of the band ZZ Top (who plays a fictional version of himself) is the father of one of their own, Dr. Angela Montenegro (Michaela Conlin). This episode of Bones is titled "The Man in the Fallout Shelter."
Not in Washington, D.C., but in Washington State, in Seattle, Grey's Anatomy has its Christmas episode, "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer." Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens (Katherine Heigl) cares for a man who fell from his roof while hanging decorations, while Dr. Cristina Yang (Sandra Oh) performs a heart transplant on a boy.
December 25, 2006: The Doctor Who story "The Christmas Invasion" takes place, although it aired on the BBC exactly 1 year earlier, and features an Earth probe to Mars, which still isn't possible in the 2021 we know. It is the 1st full story depicting the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant), still suffering from side effects of his most recent regeneration.
An alien race called the Sycorax arrives, and demands that Earth surrender, or 1/3rd of its people will be killed. The Doctor solves this by getting the Sycorax leader to agree to a duel with swords, and The Doctor wins. This story is also the backdoor pilot for the spinoff series Torchwood.
December 25, 2008: For the 1st time, NCIS airs a Christmas episode. The NCIS Major Case Response Team, led by Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon), is asked to investigate a long-ago murder, of a sailor whose death certificate had been signed by Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard (David McCallum). Guest stars include Peter Coyote, Kay Lenz, and Eric Stonestreet, in the role that likely got him hired as Cameron Tucker for Modern Family.
Also on this day, another Doctor Who adventure, "Voyage of the Damned," takes place, though which aired 1 year to the day earlier, with Australian singer-actress Kylie Minogue guest-starring. A replica of the RMS Titanic is orbiting Earth, and the people who launched it intend to crash it into Earth. The Doctor manages to stop it.
December 25, 2009: Claire and Phil Dunphy (Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell) discover what looks like a cigarette burn on the living room couch in their Los Angeles house, and presume that one of their kids smoked it. None wants to admit it: Not Haley (Sarah Hyland), not Alex (Ariel Winter), not Luke (Nolan Gould).
So Phil, acting the disciplinarian for once, threatens to cancel their Christmas celebration -- to "Undeck the Halls," the title of this episode of Modern Family. To prevent this, Alex confesses, and gets grounded for a week -- starting the day after, meaning she can celebrate Christmas, but not New Year's.
It turns out, all 3 kids, including Alex, were innocent. The burn was caused by the reflection of sunlight through an ornament that Phil's father, Frank (Fred Willard) had sent them. But Alex was willing to face whatever punishment she would have to take to save Christmas for the Dunphy branch of the Pritchett family. Kind of a twist on The Gift of the Magi.
December 25, 2012: Mystery writer Richard Castle (Nathan Fillion) and New York Police Detective Kate Beckett (Stana Katic) spend their 1st Christmas together as a couple, after finding out who killed a man dressed as Santa Claus, on Castle.
Also, while there isn't yet an "Arrowverse," the 1st Christmas episode in what will become it airs on The CW Network, on Arrow, in an episode titled "Year's End." This would be the show's only Christmas episode.
Oliver Queen (Stephen Amell), who became "The Hood" -- later "The Arrow," and finally "The Green Arrow" -- when he returned to his hometown of Starling City after 5 years of exile following the murder of his father, industrialist Robert (played in flashbacks by Jamey Sheridan), discovers that the remainder of the Queen family, his mother Moira (Susanna Thompson) and his sister Thea (Willa Holland), stopped celebrating Christmas. He decides to bring back their Christmas spirit by embracing his known superpower: Throwing parties.
December 25, 2014: The Arrowverse series The Flash has, so far, its only Christmas episode, "The Man in the Yellow Suit."
It's Christmastime in Central City, but police forensic scientist Barry Allen (Grant Gustin), a.k.a. The Flash, can't rest, because he's battling his arch-nemesis, Eobard Thawne (Tom Cavanaugh), a.k.a. Professor Zoom, a.k.a. The Reverse-Flash, the man who killed Barry's mother, Nora Allen (played in flashbacks by Michelle Harrison).
He gets assistance from Dr. Tina McGee, played by Amanda Pays. On the 1990-91 CBS series The Flash, 24 years earlier, Pays played Tina, who, in that version, was the love interest of that Earth's Barry/Flash, played by John Wesley Shipp. On The CW's's Flash, Shipp plays both Henry Allen, Barry's father, and Jay Garrick, a Flash from another Earth.
December 25, 2018: The DC Extended Universe film Shazam! takes place during the Christmas season, in Philadelphia. This was the 1st time that a film featuring an established DC superhero was set in a real city. A nod to Fawcett City, the classic home of Billy Batson, a.k.a. Captain Marvel, a.k.a. Shazam, was Billy's attendance at Fawcett High School.
December 25, 2093: The Alien prequel Prometheus takes place around this time. It is not a happy holiday.
December 25, 2265: A Christmas party is held aboard the starship USS Enterprise. Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner) hooks up with a scientist, the aptly-named Dr. Helen Noel. This was referenced in the Star Trek episode "Dagger of the Mind," taking place the following year.
So Christmas does survive all the trouble of the late 20th, 21st, 22nd and early 23rd Centuries in the Star Trek timeline. But this is the closest the Trek canon has ever come to having a "Christmas episode."
Dr. Noel was played by Marianna Hill, born Marianna Schwarzkopf. Still alive at age 79, she was a cousin of Norman Schwarzkopf, the leading field General in the U.S. Army in the Persian Gulf War.
December 25, 2367: In the Star Trek timeline, Christmas is still celebrated in the late 24th Century, as mentioned in "Devil's Due," an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The USS Enterprise-D is staging a play version of A Christmas Carol, and Lieutenant Commander Data (Brent Spiner) is going to play Ebenezer Scrooge. This was an inside joke, as Captain Jean-Luc Picard was played by Patrick Stewart, who had already staged his own one-man version of the story.
In the 1994 film Star Trek: Generations, Picard ends up trapped in the Nexus in 2371. The Nexus shows him a fantasy of a family, meant to be an alternate version of his own, at Christmas in his hometown of La Barre, France. But it wasn't real, and he got out, and saved the Veridian solar system.
December 25, 2801: Christmas survives on the TV show Futurama, which takes place at the dawn of the 31st Century, but it's been twisted in the last 1,000 years. In 2801, a robotics company created a robot Santa Claus, but a programming error gives him standards set so high that nearly everybody is "naughty," and not only must be denied presents, but must be killed. Thus, by...
December 25, 3000: People have to be inside before sundown to hide from Santa Clause. The episode "Xmas Story" aired on December 19, 1999, with Robot Santa voiced by John Goodman. The character made a 2nd appearance in "A Tale of Two Santas," airing on December 23, 2001. Goodman was unavailable, so Robot Santa is voiced by John DiMaggio (no relation to Joe).
December 25, 4226: The Doctor Who episode "The End of Time" takes place, airing on December 25, 2009, and concluding on January 1, 2010. The Doctor (still Tennant) is warned of the return of his ancient enemy, The Master (Jon Simm). His plan is to replace all of humanity's DNA with his own. He succeeds, with only Wilfred Mott (Bernard Cribbins) and Donna Temple (Eileen Mott) unaffected. (Being a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey, The Doctor, of course, is not affected.)
In the finale, the Time Lords intervene, led by their Lord President, Rassilon (Timothy Dalton). One thing leads to another, and humanity is restored, but The Doctor sacrifices himself by absorbing radiation. This causes his regeneration into the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith).
December 25, sometime in the 44th Century (4300 to 4399): The Doctor Who episode "A Christmas Carol" takes place, airing on December 25, 2010. It is a variation on the Dickens story, with the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) standing in for Jacob Marley and the Ghosts, and Kazran Sardick for Scrooge. (Kazran is played at age 12 by Laurence Belcher, as a young man by Danny Horn, and as an old man by Sir Michael Gambon.
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